Game 597552790

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[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: gl hf!
MisterManatee chooses to play first.
MisterManatee chooses [Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite] as their commander.
Shienk chooses [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic] as their commander.
Cpt-Obvious chooses [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] as their commander.
FinalVerb chooses [Meren of Clan Nel Toth] as their commander.
[CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite[sU] has a Advantageous bug.  If Containment Priest and Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite are both Exhumed, Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite is exiled and her effect lasts indefinitely.
[CHAT] Shienk: Hello all gl hf
MisterManatee keeps this hand.
[CHAT] FinalVerb: <3
Shienk keeps this hand.
Cpt-Obvious mulligans to 7 cards.
FinalVerb mulligans to 7 cards.
Cpt-Obvious mulligans to 6 cards.
FinalVerb keeps this hand.
Cpt-Obvious keeps this hand.
Cpt-Obvious put a card on top of Cpt-Obvious's library.
Turn 1: MisterManatee
MisterManatee plays [Plains].
Turn 1: Shienk
Shienk puts triggered ability from [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if Oloro, Ageless Ascetic is in the command zone, you gain 2 life...).
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: so my hand is pretty meh
[CHAT] FinalVerb: same
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: but i cant keep 1landers
Shienk plays [Mana Confluence].
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i gotta get some lands
Shienk casts [Serra Ascendant].
Turn 1: Cpt-Obvious
Cpt-Obvious plays [Swamp].
Cpt-Obvious casts [Sol Ring].
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: this sol ring cant cast anything
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: currently in my hand
Turn 1: FinalVerb
FinalVerb plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i could go for a sol ring
Turn 2: MisterManatee
MisterManatee plays [Plains].
MisterManatee discards [Secluded Steppe].
MisterManatee cycles [Secluded Steppe].
Turn 2: Shienk
Shienk puts triggered ability from [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if Oloro, Ageless Ascetic is in the command zone, you gain 2 life...).
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: i wish i could play meren online
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: but shes still expensive as shit right
[CHAT] FinalVerb: not even
[CHAT] FinalVerb: lemme check for you
Shienk plays [Reflecting Pool].
[CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Reflecting Pool[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.  Reflecting Pool does not get the ability to add any color of mana to your mana pool from Crumbling Vestige.
[CHAT] FinalVerb: wait what
[CHAT] FinalVerb: its 9 tix
Shienk casts [Azorius Signet].
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i did not pay that much for it lol
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: hmm
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: how much if i may ask
[CHAT] FinalVerb: lemme check my order history
[CHAT] FinalVerb: thats rather curious
FinalVerb is being attacked by [Serra Ascendant].
Turn 2: Cpt-Obvious
Cpt-Obvious plays [Island].
Cpt-Obvious casts [Thassa, God of the Sea].
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: i topdecked a thing
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: yay?
[CHAT] FinalVerb: wow
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i order a lot of cards...
Turn 2: FinalVerb
FinalVerb plays [Swamp].
Turn 3: MisterManatee
[CHAT] Shienk: she is cheaper now than she has ever been
[CHAT] FinalVerb: 6.6
[CHAT] Shienk: u probably paid more
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i payed
MisterManatee plays [Plains].
[CHAT] FinalVerb: paid
MisterManatee casts [Spectral Procession].
MisterManatee's [Spectral Procession] creates three Spirit tokens.
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: nice
[CHAT] FinalVerb: thats weird
Turn 3: Shienk
Shienk puts triggered ability from [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if Oloro, Ageless Ascetic is in the command zone, you gain 2 life...).
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: idk i hopped on bane of progress
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: when it was 3 bux or so
[CHAT] FinalVerb: damnnnn
[CHAT] FinalVerb: jealous
Shienk plays [Reliquary Tower].
[CHAT] FinalVerb: wait what
[CHAT] FinalVerb: its 3 now
[CHAT] FinalVerb: ???
[CHAT] FinalVerb: 2.4
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: oh it went down again?
Shienk casts [Unbender Tine].
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: sweet
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i gotta get one of those
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: it went from chests for a while
FinalVerb is being attacked by [Serra Ascendant].
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: and went up again
Turn 3: Cpt-Obvious
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Thassa, God of the Sea] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.).
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: bane is super sweet
Cpt-Obvious put a card on top of Cpt-Obvious's library.
Cpt-Obvious plays [Island].
Cpt-Obvious casts [Sygg, River Cutthroat].
Cpt-Obvious casts [O-Naginata].
Turn 3: FinalVerb
FinalVerb plays [Forest].
FinalVerb casts [Phyrexian Arena].
Turn 4: MisterManatee
MisterManatee plays [Homeward Path].
MisterManatee casts [Sol Ring].
MisterManatee casts [Glorious Anthem].
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: i like elesh in reanimator decks
Turn 4: Shienk
Shienk puts triggered ability from [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if Oloro, Ageless Ascetic is in the command zone, you gain 2 life...).
Shienk plays [Cabal Coffers].
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: but i dont think i would ever want to play a monowhite commander
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i have a mono w deck
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: you're a braver man than i
[CHAT] FinalVerb: sram
[CHAT] FinalVerb: equipment voltron
Shienk casts [Leyline of Anticipation].
[CHAT] MisterManatee: I opened elesh in pack and wanted to build a deck around it.
[CHAT] FinalVerb: pretty fun, and more competitive than you might think
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: well sram draws cards
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: yeah i like elesh norn, shes in my paper ephara
[CHAT] FinalVerb: elesh is a damn sweet card
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: cause thats tokens
FinalVerb is being attacked by [Serra Ascendant].
[CHAT] FinalVerb: why me omg
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: this ascendant has it out for you
[CHAT] FinalVerb: this hurts
[CHAT] Shienk: ur commander
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i didnt even build this deck right lol
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Sygg, River Cutthroat] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, you may draw a ca...).
[CHAT] FinalVerb: its less of a meren deck
[CHAT] FinalVerb: and more of a normal golgari deck
Cpt-Obvious draws a card with [Sygg, River Cutthroat]'s ability.
Turn 4: Cpt-Obvious
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Thassa, God of the Sea] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.).
[CHAT] Shienk: Meren of clan broken deck
[CHAT] Shienk: :)
Cpt-Obvious put a card on top of Cpt-Obvious's library.
Cpt-Obvious plays [Swamp].
Cpt-Obvious casts [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind].
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i should probably swap her out to avoid this kind of hate lmao
Cpt-Obvious activates an ability of [O-Naginata] targeting [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] (Equip {2}).
Turn 4: FinalVerb
FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Phyrexian Arena] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.).
FinalVerb draws a card with [Phyrexian Arena]'s ability.
FinalVerb casts [Merciless Executioner].
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: meren is resilient
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: i have a paper version
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: and she hurts
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: based on the precon
[CHAT] FinalVerb: ive cast her like 3 times lol
FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Merciless Executioner] onto the stack (When Merciless Executioner enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature.).
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: but theres only 6 precon cards left
[CHAT] FinalVerb: lmao
FinalVerb sacrifices [Merciless Executioner].
MisterManatee sacrifices [Spirit] token.
Shienk sacrifices [Serra Ascendant].
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i liked jarad piloting this deck
Cpt-Obvious sacrifices [Sygg, River Cutthroat].
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav, D...).
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav, D...).
Cpt-Obvious chooses not to use [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind]'s ability.
Turn 5: MisterManatee
MisterManatee casts [Disenchant] targeting [Leyline of Anticipation].
MisterManatee casts [Skullclamp].
[CHAT] Shienk: what did i do to u
[CHAT] Shienk: u take away my defense card instead of meren's draw card
[CHAT] Shienk: gg
[CHAT] MisterManatee: Any spell being flash speed is horrying to me.
[CHAT] FinalVerb: dude
MisterManatee activates an ability of [Skullclamp] targeting [Spirit] token (Equip {1}).
[CHAT] FinalVerb: im telling you
[CHAT] FinalVerb: this is not a meren deck
[CHAT] Shienk: final say what u want
[CHAT] Shienk: i havent seen a single card
[CHAT] Shienk: thats isnt a meren staple yet
[CHAT] Shienk: so i dont blieve u as of this time
[CHAT] FinalVerb: try black stables
[CHAT] FinalVerb: staples*
Turn 5: Shienk
Shienk puts triggered ability from [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if Oloro, Ageless Ascetic is in the command zone, you gain 2 life...).
Shienk plays [Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth].
Shienk casts [Thought Vessel].
Shienk activates an ability of [Unbender Tine] targeting [Cabal Coffers] ( Untap another target permanent.).
Shienk casts [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic].
Turn 5: Cpt-Obvious
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Thassa, God of the Sea] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.).
Cpt-Obvious put a card on top of Cpt-Obvious's library.
Cpt-Obvious plays [Reliquary Tower].
Cpt-Obvious casts [Rhystic Study].
Shienk is being attacked by [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind].
[CHAT] Shienk: 3v1
[CHAT] Shienk: why
[CHAT] Shienk: why
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: what
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: youre at 64
[CHAT] FinalVerb: lmao
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: you had a pretty crazy start
[CHAT] Shienk: 3v1 for no reason
[CHAT] FinalVerb: >oloro deck complaining about 3v1
[CHAT] FinalVerb: hmmm
Shienk has been dealt 9 total damage by Cpt-Obvious's commander, [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind].
[CHAT] Shienk: let me guess
[CHAT] Shienk: u think he is tier 1
[CHAT] MisterManatee: Sarcasm does not translate well
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: oloro is far from t1
Turn 5: FinalVerb
FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Phyrexian Arena] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.).
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: but i know aetherflux reservoir is a card
FinalVerb draws a card with [Phyrexian Arena]'s ability.
[CHAT] Shienk: yeah it is
[CHAT] Shienk: a card that would nearly kill me
[CHAT] Shienk: trying to take out 1 person
FinalVerb plays [Swamp].
FinalVerb casts [Thought Vessel].
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Rhystic Study] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.).
Cpt-Obvious draws a card with [Rhystic Study]'s ability.
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: well, youd be down to 15 if nobody attacked you
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: and you gain life every turn
[CHAT] Shienk: 2 per turn
FinalVerb casts [Buried Alive].
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Rhystic Study] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.).
[CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Buried Alive[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.  The order of cards put into the graveyard by Buried Alive is random
[CHAT] Shienk: op plz nerf
[CHAT] FinalVerb: at least two
Cpt-Obvious draws a card with [Rhystic Study]'s ability.
[CHAT] Shienk: so ur ganging up on me
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: no
[CHAT] Shienk: because i MIGHT have some of thes cards possibly hit the board
[CHAT] FinalVerb: seems like he's equalizing life totals
[CHAT] Shienk: and MIGHT get used
[CHAT] Shienk: yet i have the worst board
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: idk how you get this victim role
[CHAT] FinalVerb: you were attacking me for the same reason...
[CHAT] Shienk: sure u dont know why let me answer
[CHAT] Shienk: have any of u 
[CHAT] Shienk: spent even a single effect or spell
[CHAT] Shienk: that has directly hurt anyone
[CHAT] Shienk: at all
[CHAT] Shienk: other than me
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: have you spent any effort in gaining that life
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: at all
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: eminence is a dumb mechanic
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: sorry buddy
[CHAT] Shienk: yes i played a lifegain creature
[CHAT] Shienk: and then attacked with it
[CHAT] Shienk: do facts matter to u
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav, D...).
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav, D...).
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] onto the stack ( Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav, D...).
[CHAT] Shienk: or just FEELING
[CHAT] FinalVerb: dude you weer attacking me this whole game based on FEELING
[CHAT] FinalVerb: the fact is i'd missed a land drop and all i'd played was an arena
[CHAT] Shienk: that and the fact that ur playing a full blown meren deck
[CHAT] Shienk: look at ur cards
Cpt-Obvious chooses not to use [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind]'s ability.
[CHAT] FinalVerb: you didn't know my carsd at the time
Cpt-Obvious chooses not to use [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind]'s ability.
[CHAT] Shienk: razaketh is the only one that i never seen in a meren deck
[CHAT] FinalVerb: you had a FEELING i was playing these cards
[CHAT] Shienk: regardless im not even trying to make an issue of anything uve done to me
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: what razaketh is crazy in meren
[CHAT] Shienk: id be a fool not to see why
[CHAT] Shienk: but the 3v1
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: i run him
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: :P
[CHAT] Shienk: for no reason
[CHAT] Shienk: thats what im complaining about
Turn 6: MisterManatee
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: or well
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: in paper meren
MisterManatee casts [Hero of Bladehold].
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Rhystic Study] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.).
Cpt-Obvious draws a card with [Rhystic Study]'s ability.
Turn 6: Shienk
Shienk puts triggered ability from [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 2 life.).
Shienk puts triggered ability from [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card and each opponent loses 1 life.).
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: o naginata is the spiciest voltron piece
[CHAT] FinalVerb: lmao
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: it can be fetched by trinket mage
Shienk draws a card with [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic]'s ability.
Shienk casts [Sol Ring].
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Rhystic Study] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.).
Cpt-Obvious draws a card with [Rhystic Study]'s ability.
Shienk activates an ability of [Unbender Tine] targeting [Cabal Coffers] ( Untap another target permanent.).
[CHAT] Shienk: here ill use my wincon
[CHAT] Shienk: and then ull have a reason
[CHAT] FinalVerb: lol
[CHAT] FinalVerb: this guy
Shienk casts [Debt to the Deathless]. (X is 8).
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Rhystic Study] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.).
Cpt-Obvious draws a card with [Rhystic Study]'s ability.
Shienk puts triggered ability from [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card and each opponent loses 1 life.).
[CHAT] FinalVerb: only gain 2 life guys
[CHAT] FinalVerb: PogChamp
FinalVerb is being attacked by [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic].
FinalVerb has been dealt 4 total damage by Shienk's commander, [Oloro, Ageless Ascetic].
FinalVerb is now a watcher.
[CHAT] Shienk: i never denied trying to kill you
[CHAT] Shienk: but ive left these 2 alone
[CHAT] Shienk: and i will die next turn anyway
[CHAT] Shienk: so why n ot kill u
[CHAT] FinalVerb: some people just like to watch the world burn i guess
Cpt-Obvious casts [Lim-Dûl's Vault].
Cpt-Obvious put a card on top of Cpt-Obvious's library.
Cpt-Obvious put a card on top of Cpt-Obvious's library.
Cpt-Obvious put a card on top of Cpt-Obvious's library.
Cpt-Obvious put a card on top of Cpt-Obvious's library.
Cpt-Obvious put a card on top of Cpt-Obvious's library.
Turn 6: Cpt-Obvious
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Thassa, God of the Sea] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.).
Cpt-Obvious put a card on top of Cpt-Obvious's library.
Cpt-Obvious casts [Mind Stone].
Cpt-Obvious casts [Sword of the Animist].
Cpt-Obvious activates an ability of [Sword of the Animist] targeting [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] (Equip {2}).
Cpt-Obvious plays [Island].
[CHAT] Shienk: as i said
[CHAT] Shienk: im dead
[CHAT] Shienk: so why not take u out
Cpt-Obvious casts [Haunted Cloak].
[CHAT] Shienk: its been 3v1 all game
[CHAT] FinalVerb: you take 12...
[CHAT] FinalVerb: of... 105?
Shienk is being attacked by [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind].
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Sword of the Animist] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto...).
[CHAT] Shienk: 12
[CHAT] Shienk: +
[CHAT] Shienk: 9
[CHAT] Shienk: =
[CHAT] Shienk: death
[CHAT] FinalVerb: right
[CHAT] Shienk: are u new to commander?
Shienk has been dealt 21 total damage by Cpt-Obvious's commander, [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind].
Shienk loses the game due to being dealt 21 or more damage by [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind].
Shienk is now a watcher.
[CHAT] FinalVerb: oh shit lol
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i forgot that was lazav
[CHAT] FinalVerb: thank god
Turn 7: MisterManatee
[CHAT] Shienk: gee i wonder why i complained when i was tyring to make an ally out of lazav
[CHAT] Cpt-Obvious: yeah lazac likes things
[CHAT] Shienk: to take out the 2 that i figured would control our faces off
MisterManatee casts [Geist-Honored Monk].
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Rhystic Study] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.).
[CHAT] Shienk: but who needs an ally when everyone can gang up on me
[CHAT] Shienk: the best partgg
[CHAT] FinalVerb: i cast 3 spells bud
[CHAT] Shienk: they will act like they r not ganging up
Cpt-Obvious draws a card with [Rhystic Study]'s ability.
MisterManatee puts triggered ability from [Geist-Honored Monk] onto the stack (When Geist-Honored Monk enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with f...).
MisterManatee's [Geist-Honored Monk] creates two Spirit tokens.
Cpt-Obvious is being attacked by [Hero of Bladehold].
[CHAT] Shienk: when they havent used a SINGLE effect, card, or attack directed in ANY WAY towards ANYONE else
MisterManatee puts triggered ability from [Hero of Bladehold] onto the stack (Whenever Hero of Bladehold attacks, create 2 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and...).
MisterManatee puts triggered ability from [Hero of Bladehold] onto the stack (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
MisterManatee's [Hero of Bladehold] creates two Soldier tokens.
MisterManatee puts [Soldier] token onto the battlefield attacking Cpt-Obvious
MisterManatee puts [Soldier] token onto the battlefield attacking Cpt-Obvious
[CHAT] FinalVerb: is it possible
[CHAT] FinalVerb: that people don't tend to like unfriendly people?
Turn 7: Cpt-Obvious
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Thassa, God of the Sea] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.).
[CHAT] Shienk: how was i unfriendly to them
Cpt-Obvious put a card on the bottom of the library.
Cpt-Obvious plays [Command Tower].
[CHAT] FinalVerb: just all around hostile
Cpt-Obvious casts [Sangromancer].
Cpt-Obvious activates an ability of [Haunted Cloak] targeting [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] (Equip {1}).
[CHAT] Shienk: to u sure, if i was throwing my attacks 3 ways sure, but i didnt even really speak prior to being attacked by lazav 1 turn ago
[CHAT] FinalVerb: anyway i'm gonna quit arguing this was futile
Cpt-Obvious activates an ability of [Thassa, God of the Sea] targeting [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] ( Target creature you control can't be blocked this turn.).
[CHAT] Shienk: i could see that
[CHAT] Shienk: facts
[CHAT] Shienk: they escape u
[CHAT] FinalVerb: :)
MisterManatee is being attacked by [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind].
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Sword of the Animist] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto...).
MisterManatee has been dealt 12 total damage by Cpt-Obvious's commander, [Lazav, Dimir Mastermind].
Turn 8: MisterManatee
MisterManatee plays [Plains].
MisterManatee casts [Akroma's Memorial].
Cpt-Obvious puts triggered ability from [Rhystic Study] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.).
Cpt-Obvious draws a card with [Rhystic Study]'s ability.
Cpt-Obvious casts [Memory Plunder] targeting [Disenchant].
Cpt-Obvious casts [Disenchant] from the graveyard with [Memory Plunder] targeting [Akroma's Memorial].
Cpt-Obvious is being attacked by [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Spirit] token, [Spirit] token, [Geist-Honored Monk], [Hero of Bladehold], [Spirit] token, and [Spirit] token.
MisterManatee puts triggered ability from [Hero of Bladehold] onto the stack (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
MisterManatee puts triggered ability from [Hero of Bladehold] onto the stack (Whenever Hero of Bladehold attacks, create 2 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and...).
MisterManatee's [Hero of Bladehold] creates two Soldier tokens.
MisterManatee puts [Soldier] token onto the battlefield attacking Cpt-Obvious
MisterManatee puts [Soldier] token onto the battlefield attacking Cpt-Obvious
[Lazav, Dimir Mastermind] blocks [Hero of Bladehold].
[Sangromancer] blocks [Geist-Honored Monk].
Winner: MisterManatee
Game 1 Completed.
MisterManatee has left the game.
Cpt-Obvious has left the game.