Game 582695284
PDBot has started watching. rndfunction chooses to play first. rndfunction keeps this hand. [CHAT] IronicGentleman: well, that can't be a good sign for me IronicGentleman mulligans to 6 cards. IronicGentleman keeps this hand. Turn 1: rndfunction IronicGentleman put a card on the bottom of the library. rndfunction skips their draw step. rndfunction plays [Evolving Wilds]. Turn 1: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman plays [Terramorphic Expanse]. rndfunction activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...). Turn 2: rndfunction rndfunction plays [Swamp]. rndfunction casts [Cabal Therapy] targeting IronicGentleman. RedderTory has started watching. [CHAT] rndfunction: What to choose... what to choose rndfunction names Sinew Sliver for [Cabal Therapy]. IronicGentleman reveals their hand to [Cabal Therapy], containing [Crystalline Sliver], [Winged Sliver], [Terramorphic Expanse], [Plated Sliver], [Daze], and [Plated Sliver]. rndfunction casts [Thraben Inspector]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Thraben Inspector] onto the stack (When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.). rndfunction's [Thraben Inspector] creates a Clue token. IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Terramorphic Expanse] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle yo...). Turn 2: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman plays [Island]. IronicGentleman casts [Crystalline Sliver]. Turn 3: rndfunction rndfunction plays [Kabira Crossroads]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kabira Crossroads] onto the stack (When Kabira Crossroads enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.). rndfunction casts [Cabal Therapy] from the graveyard targeting IronicGentleman. IronicGentleman returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Daze]'s ability. IronicGentleman casts [Daze] using an alternate cost targeting [Cabal Therapy]. rndfunction names Plated Sliver for [Cabal Therapy]. IronicGentleman reveals their hand to [Cabal Therapy], containing [Island], [Winged Sliver], [Terramorphic Expanse], [Plated Sliver], and [Plated Sliver]. IronicGentleman discards [Plated Sliver]. IronicGentleman discards [Plated Sliver]. Turn 3: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman plays [Island]. IronicGentleman casts [Winged Sliver]. rndfunction is being attacked by [Crystalline Sliver]. Turn 4: rndfunction [CHAT] IronicGentleman: cabal therapy is a good card rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.). Turn 4: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman plays [Terramorphic Expanse]. IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver]. rndfunction is being attacked by [Winged Sliver] and [Crystalline Sliver]. Turn 5: rndfunction IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks]. rndfunction casts [Crypt Rats]. rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.). rndfunction returns [Plains] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability. IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Terramorphic Expanse] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle yo...). Turn 5: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman casts [Plated Sliver]. rndfunction is being attacked by [Sinew Sliver], [Winged Sliver], and [Crystalline Sliver]. Turn 6: rndfunction [CHAT] IronicGentleman: noooooo [CHAT] IronicGentleman: swaaaaamp [CHAT] IronicGentleman: nooooooo [CHAT] IronicGentleman: swaaaaamp [CHAT] IronicGentleman: noooooooo [CHAT] IronicGentleman: swaaaaaaamp rndfunction casts [Kor Skyfisher]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kor Skyfisher] onto the stack (When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.). [CHAT] rndfunction: Damn, misclicked rndfunction returns [Kitchen Finks] to its owner's hand with [Kor Skyfisher]'s ability. rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman. IronicGentleman sacrifices [Winged Sliver]. rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.). rndfunction returns [Kabira Crossroads] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability. IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens]. IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens]. IronicGentleman reveals [Plains]. Turn 6: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman casts [Sidewinder Sliver]. rndfunction is being attacked by [Plated Sliver], [Sinew Sliver], and [Crystalline Sliver]. [Kor Skyfisher] blocks [Crystalline Sliver]. IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Crystalline Sliver] onto the stack (Flanking (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature without flanking, the blocking cr...). IronicGentleman plays [Plains]. Turn 7: rndfunction rndfunction activates an ability of [Crypt Rats]. (X is 3) ( Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.). [CHAT] IronicGentleman: standstill where are you when I need you rndfunction plays [Plains]. rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.). Turn 7: IronicGentleman [CHAT] rndfunction: I hope you draw Standstill now, lol Turn 8: rndfunction [CHAT] IronicGentleman: lul IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks]. rndfunction plays [Kabira Crossroads]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kabira Crossroads] onto the stack (When Kabira Crossroads enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.). rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.). Turn 8: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman casts [Crystalline Sliver]. IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver]. rndfunction activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.). rndfunction draws a card with [Clue] token's ability. rndfunction discards [Ash Barrens]. rndfunction cycles [Ash Barrens]. rndfunction reveals [Swamp]. Turn 9: rndfunction rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] from the graveyard targeting IronicGentleman. IronicGentleman sacrifices [Sinew Sliver]. IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks]. rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.). rndfunction returns [Kabira Crossroads] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability. Turn 9: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman has conceded from the game. Winner: rndfunction Game 1 Completed. IronicGentleman has left the game.
Game 582697750
PDBot has started watching. IronicGentleman joined the game. rndfunction joined the game. IronicGentleman chooses to play first. IronicGentleman keeps this hand. rndfunction mulligans to 6 cards. rndfunction keeps this hand. Turn 1: IronicGentleman rndfunction put a card on top of rndfunction's library. IronicGentleman skips their draw step. [CHAT] IronicGentleman: I need to lower my land count, I think IronicGentleman plays [Forest]. IronicGentleman casts [Aether Vial]. Turn 1: rndfunction rndfunction plays [Plains]. rndfunction casts [Thraben Inspector]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Thraben Inspector] onto the stack (When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.). rndfunction's [Thraben Inspector] creates a Clue token. Turn 2: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman plays [Island]. IronicGentleman casts [Winged Sliver]. [CHAT] rndfunction: Freaking Island [CHAT] IronicGentleman: lul [CHAT] rndfunction: Threatening daze [CHAT] IronicGentleman: mwahahahahaha Turn 2: rndfunction rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.). rndfunction returns [Plains] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability. IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...). Turn 3: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens]. IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens]. IronicGentleman reveals [Plains]. IronicGentleman plays [Plains]. IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver]. rndfunction is being attacked by [Plated Sliver] and [Winged Sliver]. Turn 3: rndfunction rndfunction plays [Plains]. rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman. IronicGentleman sacrifices [Plated Sliver]. Turn 4: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens]. IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens]. IronicGentleman reveals [Plains]. IronicGentleman plays [Plains]. rndfunction is being attacked by [Sinew Sliver] and [Winged Sliver]. Turn 4: rndfunction rndfunction plays [Swamp]. rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman. IronicGentleman sacrifices [Winged Sliver]. IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Thraben Inspector]. IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...). rndfunction casts [Swords to Plowshares] targeting [Sinew Sliver]. IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens]. IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens]. IronicGentleman reveals [Island]. Turn 5: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman plays [Island]. IronicGentleman casts [Standstill]. rndfunction is being attacked by [Crystalline Sliver]. Turn 5: rndfunction rndfunction activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.). rndfunction draws a card with [Clue] token's ability. rndfunction discards [Ash Barrens]. rndfunction cycles [Ash Barrens]. rndfunction reveals [Swamp]. rndfunction plays [Swamp]. rndfunction casts [Cabal Therapy] targeting IronicGentleman. IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Standstill] onto the stack (When a player casts a spell, sacrifice Standstill. If you do, each of that player's opponents draw...). IronicGentleman draws three cards with [Standstill]'s ability. IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...). rndfunction names Predatory Sliver for [Cabal Therapy]. IronicGentleman reveals their hand to [Cabal Therapy], containing [Winged Sliver] and [Plains]. andrewbruner has started watching. rndfunction casts [Cabal Therapy] from the graveyard targeting IronicGentleman. [CHAT] IronicGentleman: mumble mumble landcount mumble mumble rndfunction names Winged Sliver for [Cabal Therapy]. IronicGentleman reveals their hand to [Cabal Therapy], containing [Winged Sliver] and [Plains]. IronicGentleman discards [Winged Sliver]. Turn 6: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman plays [Plains]. rndfunction is being attacked by [Crystalline Sliver] and [Crystalline Sliver]. Turn 6: rndfunction rndfunction casts [Kor Skyfisher]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kor Skyfisher] onto the stack (When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.). rndfunction returns [Plains] to its owner's hand with [Kor Skyfisher]'s ability. rndfunction plays [Plains]. rustbeltwolf has started watching. rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.). Turn 7: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). rustbeltwolf has stopped watching. Turn 7: rndfunction rndfunction plays [Swamp]. rndfunction casts [Lone Missionary]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Lone Missionary] onto the stack (When Lone Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.). lowman02 has started watching. Turn 8: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman plays [Plains]. Turn 8: rndfunction rndfunction plays [Ash Barrens]. rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] from the graveyard targeting IronicGentleman. IronicGentleman casts [Daze] targeting [Chainer's Edict]. [CHAT] rndfunction: FREAKING DAZE! [CHAT] IronicGentleman: l m a o IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...). Turn 9: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). Turn 9: rndfunction rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] from the graveyard targeting IronicGentleman. IronicGentleman sacrifices [Obsidian Acolyte]. IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...). Turn 10: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). rndfunction is being attacked by [Muscle Sliver], [Crystalline Sliver], and [Crystalline Sliver]. [Kitchen Finks] blocks [Crystalline Sliver]. [Lone Missionary] blocks [Crystalline Sliver]. [Kor Skyfisher] blocks [Crystalline Sliver]. Blockers for [Crystalline Sliver] are ordered as follows: [Kor Skyfisher], [Lone Missionary] lowman02 has stopped watching. IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...). rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefiel...). rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.). Turn 10: rndfunction rndfunction discards [Secluded Steppe]. rndfunction cycles [Secluded Steppe]. rndfunction casts [Kor Skyfisher]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kor Skyfisher] onto the stack (When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.). rndfunction returns [Kitchen Finks] to its owner's hand with [Kor Skyfisher]'s ability. rndfunction casts [Pestilence]. Turn 11: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). rndfunction is being attacked by [Muscle Sliver], [Muscle Sliver], and [Crystalline Sliver]. [Kor Skyfisher] blocks [Crystalline Sliver]. Turn 11: rndfunction rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.). rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.). rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.). rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.). rndfunction plays [Evolving Wilds]. Turn 12: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman casts [Sidewinder Sliver]. Turn 12: rndfunction rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.). IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks]. Turn 13: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman plays [Island]. rndfunction activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...). [CHAT] IronicGentleman: *continues mumbling about land count* Turn 13: rndfunction IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks]. Turn 14: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman casts [Aether Vial]. Turn 14: rndfunction rndfunction plays [Bojuka Bog]. rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Bojuka Bog] onto the stack targeting IronicGentleman (When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile all cards from target player's graveyard.). IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks]. Turn 15: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). Turn 15: rndfunction IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks]. Turn 16: IronicGentleman IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.). IronicGentleman chooses not to use [Aether Vial]'s ability. Turn 16: rndfunction IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks]. rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.). rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.). Winner: rndfunction Game 2 Completed. Match Winner: rndfunction: 2–0 rndfunction has left the game.