Squire
Squire Finals vs Lynx
BuggedCardObserver,Tourney
IronicGentleman,rndfunction

== Game 1 (582695284) ==
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rndfunction chooses to play first.
rndfunction keeps this hand.
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: well, that can't be a good sign for me
IronicGentleman mulligans to 6 cards.
IronicGentleman keeps this hand.
Turn 1: rndfunction
IronicGentleman put a card on the bottom of the library.
rndfunction skips their draw step.
rndfunction plays [Evolving Wilds].
Turn 1: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Terramorphic Expanse].
rndfunction activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...).
Turn 2: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
rndfunction casts [Cabal Therapy] targeting IronicGentleman.
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[CHAT] rndfunction: What to choose... what to choose
rndfunction names Sinew Sliver for [Cabal Therapy].
IronicGentleman reveals their hand to [Cabal Therapy], containing [Crystalline Sliver], [Winged Sliver], [Terramorphic Expanse], [Plated Sliver], [Daze], and [Plated Sliver].
rndfunction casts [Thraben Inspector].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Thraben Inspector] onto the stack (When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
rndfunction's [Thraben Inspector] creates a Clue token.
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Terramorphic Expanse] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle yo...).
Turn 2: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
IronicGentleman casts [Crystalline Sliver].
Turn 3: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Kabira Crossroads].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kabira Crossroads] onto the stack (When Kabira Crossroads enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
rndfunction casts [Cabal Therapy] from the graveyard targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Daze]'s ability.
IronicGentleman casts [Daze] using an alternate cost targeting [Cabal Therapy].
rndfunction names Plated Sliver for [Cabal Therapy].
IronicGentleman reveals their hand to [Cabal Therapy], containing [Island], [Winged Sliver], [Terramorphic Expanse], [Plated Sliver], and [Plated Sliver].
IronicGentleman discards [Plated Sliver].
IronicGentleman discards [Plated Sliver].
Turn 3: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
IronicGentleman casts [Winged Sliver].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Crystalline Sliver].
Turn 4: rndfunction
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: cabal therapy is a good card
rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
Turn 4: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman plays [Terramorphic Expanse].
IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Winged Sliver] and [Crystalline Sliver].
Turn 5: rndfunction
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction casts [Crypt Rats].
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Plains] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Terramorphic Expanse] ( Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle yo...).
Turn 5: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman casts [Plated Sliver].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Sinew Sliver], [Winged Sliver], and [Crystalline Sliver].
Turn 6: rndfunction
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: noooooo
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: swaaaaamp
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: nooooooo
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: swaaaaamp
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: noooooooo 
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: swaaaaaaamp
rndfunction casts [Kor Skyfisher].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kor Skyfisher] onto the stack (When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.).
[CHAT] rndfunction: Damn, misclicked
rndfunction returns [Kitchen Finks] to its owner's hand with [Kor Skyfisher]'s ability.
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman sacrifices [Winged Sliver].
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Kabira Crossroads] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman reveals [Plains].
Turn 6: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman casts [Sidewinder Sliver].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Plated Sliver], [Sinew Sliver], and [Crystalline Sliver].
[Kor Skyfisher] blocks [Crystalline Sliver].
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Crystalline Sliver] onto the stack (Flanking (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature without flanking, the blocking cr...).
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
Turn 7: rndfunction
rndfunction activates an ability of [Crypt Rats]. (X is 3) ( Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.).
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: standstill where are you when I need you
rndfunction plays [Plains].
rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
Turn 7: IronicGentleman
[CHAT] rndfunction: I hope you draw Standstill now, lol
Turn 8: rndfunction
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: lul
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction plays [Kabira Crossroads].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kabira Crossroads] onto the stack (When Kabira Crossroads enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
Turn 8: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman casts [Crystalline Sliver].
IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver].
rndfunction activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
rndfunction draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
rndfunction discards [Ash Barrens].
rndfunction cycles [Ash Barrens].
rndfunction reveals [Swamp].
Turn 9: rndfunction
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] from the graveyard targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman sacrifices [Sinew Sliver].
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Kabira Crossroads] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
Turn 9: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman has conceded from the game.
Winner: rndfunction
Game 1 Completed.
IronicGentleman has left the game.

== Game 2 (582697750) ==
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IronicGentleman chooses to play first.
IronicGentleman keeps this hand.
rndfunction mulligans to 6 cards.
rndfunction keeps this hand.
Turn 1: IronicGentleman
rndfunction put a card on top of rndfunction's library.
IronicGentleman skips their draw step.
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: I need to lower my land count, I think
IronicGentleman plays [Forest].
IronicGentleman casts [Aether Vial].
Turn 1: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Plains].
rndfunction casts [Thraben Inspector].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Thraben Inspector] onto the stack (When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
rndfunction's [Thraben Inspector] creates a Clue token.
Turn 2: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
IronicGentleman casts [Winged Sliver].
[CHAT] rndfunction: Freaking Island
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: lul
[CHAT] rndfunction: Threatening daze
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: mwahahahahaha
Turn 2: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Plains] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...).
Turn 3: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman reveals [Plains].
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
IronicGentleman casts [Sinew Sliver].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Plated Sliver] and [Winged Sliver].
Turn 3: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Plains].
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman sacrifices [Plated Sliver].
Turn 4: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman reveals [Plains].
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Sinew Sliver] and [Winged Sliver].
Turn 4: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman sacrifices [Winged Sliver].
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Thraben Inspector].
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...).
rndfunction casts [Swords to Plowshares] targeting [Sinew Sliver].
IronicGentleman discards [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman cycles [Ash Barrens].
IronicGentleman reveals [Island].
Turn 5: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
IronicGentleman casts [Standstill].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Crystalline Sliver].
Turn 5: rndfunction
rndfunction activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
rndfunction draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
rndfunction discards [Ash Barrens].
rndfunction cycles [Ash Barrens].
rndfunction reveals [Swamp].
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
rndfunction casts [Cabal Therapy] targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Standstill] onto the stack (When a player casts a spell, sacrifice Standstill. If you do, each of that player's opponents draw...).
IronicGentleman draws three cards with [Standstill]'s ability.
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...).
rndfunction names Predatory Sliver for [Cabal Therapy].
IronicGentleman reveals their hand to [Cabal Therapy], containing [Winged Sliver] and [Plains].
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rndfunction casts [Cabal Therapy] from the graveyard targeting IronicGentleman.
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: mumble mumble landcount mumble mumble
rndfunction names Winged Sliver for [Cabal Therapy].
IronicGentleman reveals their hand to [Cabal Therapy], containing [Winged Sliver] and [Plains].
IronicGentleman discards [Winged Sliver].
Turn 6: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
rndfunction is being attacked by [Crystalline Sliver] and [Crystalline Sliver].
Turn 6: rndfunction
rndfunction casts [Kor Skyfisher].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kor Skyfisher] onto the stack (When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Plains] to its owner's hand with [Kor Skyfisher]'s ability.
rndfunction plays [Plains].
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rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
Turn 7: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
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Turn 7: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
rndfunction casts [Lone Missionary].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Lone Missionary] onto the stack (When Lone Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.).
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Turn 8: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman plays [Plains].
Turn 8: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Ash Barrens].
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] from the graveyard targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman casts [Daze] targeting [Chainer's Edict].
[CHAT] rndfunction: FREAKING DAZE!
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: l m a o
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...).
Turn 9: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
Turn 9: rndfunction
rndfunction casts [Chainer's Edict] from the graveyard targeting IronicGentleman.
IronicGentleman sacrifices [Obsidian Acolyte].
IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...).
Turn 10: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
rndfunction is being attacked by [Muscle Sliver], [Crystalline Sliver], and [Crystalline Sliver].
[Kitchen Finks] blocks [Crystalline Sliver].
[Lone Missionary] blocks [Crystalline Sliver].
[Kor Skyfisher] blocks [Crystalline Sliver].
Blockers for [Crystalline Sliver] are ordered as follows: [Kor Skyfisher], [Lone Missionary]
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IronicGentleman activates an ability of [Aether Vial] ( You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ae...).
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefiel...).
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
Turn 10: rndfunction
rndfunction discards [Secluded Steppe].
rndfunction cycles [Secluded Steppe].
rndfunction casts [Kor Skyfisher].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kor Skyfisher] onto the stack (When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Kitchen Finks] to its owner's hand with [Kor Skyfisher]'s ability.
rndfunction casts [Pestilence].
Turn 11: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
rndfunction is being attacked by [Muscle Sliver], [Muscle Sliver], and [Crystalline Sliver].
[Kor Skyfisher] blocks [Crystalline Sliver].
Turn 11: rndfunction
rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.).
rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.).
rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.).
rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
rndfunction plays [Evolving Wilds].
Turn 12: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman casts [Sidewinder Sliver].
Turn 12: rndfunction
rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.).
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks].
Turn 13: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman plays [Island].
rndfunction activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...).
[CHAT] IronicGentleman: *continues mumbling about land count*
Turn 13: rndfunction
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks].
Turn 14: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman casts [Aether Vial].
Turn 14: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Bojuka Bog].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Bojuka Bog] onto the stack targeting IronicGentleman (When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile all cards from target player's graveyard.).
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks].
Turn 15: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
Turn 15: rndfunction
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks].
Turn 16: IronicGentleman
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman puts triggered ability from [Aether Vial] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial.).
IronicGentleman chooses not to use [Aether Vial]'s ability.
Turn 16: rndfunction
IronicGentleman is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.).
rndfunction activates an ability of [Pestilence] ( Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.).
Winner: rndfunction
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: rndfunction: 2–0
rndfunction has left the game.