Game 889022770
[Time] 1724207919
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[League] Jund Aristocrats by eternalparadox38 (248434) vs I Pretend My Curve Does Not Top Out at 1 While Playing Drit by youraverageidiot (248428)
[12:38:43] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[12:38:43] EternalParadox38 chooses to play first.
[12:38:56] EternalParadox38 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[12:39:01] YourAverageIdiot begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[12:39:01] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[12:39:03] EternalParadox38 skips their draw step.
[12:39:07] EternalParadox38 plays [Sulfurous Springs].
[12:39:10] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot
[12:39:14] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[12:39:18] YourAverageIdiot casts [Gutterbones].
[12:39:23] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[12:39:31] EternalParadox38 plays [Llanowar Wastes].
[12:39:43] EternalParadox38 casts [Vraan, Executioner Thane].
[12:39:45] Turn 2: YourAverageIdiot
[12:39:49] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[12:39:52] YourAverageIdiot casts [Clawing Torment] targeting [Vraan, Executioner Thane].
[12:39:56] YourAverageIdiot casts [Bloodsoaked Champion].
[12:40:01] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Gutterbones]
[12:40:01] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[12:40:02] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vraan, Executioner Thane] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.).
[12:40:17] EternalParadox38 plays [Thran Portal].
[12:40:20] EternalParadox38 chooses Swamp for [Thran Portal].
[12:40:27] EternalParadox38 casts [Goblin Bombardment].
[12:40:30] EternalParadox38 casts [Bloodsoaked Champion].
[12:40:39] Turn 3: YourAverageIdiot
[12:40:48] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[12:41:01] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Bloodsoaked Champion] and [Gutterbones]
[12:41:12] YourAverageIdiot casts [Forsaken Miner].
[12:41:16] YourAverageIdiot casts [Evolved Sleeper].
[12:41:20] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[12:41:21] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vraan, Executioner Thane] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.).
[12:41:44] EternalParadox38 casts [Judith, the Scourge Diva].
[12:41:55] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Bloodsoaked Champion]
[12:42:18] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Bloodsoaked Champion] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:42:22] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vraan, Executioner Thane] onto the stack (Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 li...).
[12:42:24] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Judith, the Scourge Diva] onto the stack targeting [Gutterbones] (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith, the Scourge Diva deals 1 damage to any targ...).
[12:42:35] YourAverageIdiot activates an ability of [Evolved Sleeper] ( Evolved Sleeper becomes a Human Cleric with base power and toughness 2/2.).
[12:42:46] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Evolved Sleeper] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:43:15] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Judith, the Scourge Diva] onto the stack targeting YourAverageIdiot (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith, the Scourge Diva deals 1 damage to any targ...).
[12:43:33] Turn 4: YourAverageIdiot
[12:43:44] YourAverageIdiot casts [Gatekeeper of Malakir] (with kicker).
[12:43:50] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Forsaken Miner] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:43:53] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Judith, the Scourge Diva] onto the stack targeting [Forsaken Miner] (Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith, the Scourge Diva deals 1 damage to any targ...).
[12:44:02] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Gatekeeper of Malakir] onto the stack targeting EternalParadox38 (When Gatekeeper of Malakir enters, if it was kicked, target player sacrifices a creature.).
[12:44:02] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Forsaken Miner] onto the stack (Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {B}. If you do, return Forsaken Miner from your graveyard...).
[12:44:10] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[12:44:19] Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[12:45:02] EternalParadox38 casts [Priest of Forgotten Gods].
[12:45:06] EternalParadox38 casts [Nezumi Linkbreaker].
[12:45:10] Turn 5: YourAverageIdiot
[12:45:18] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[12:45:26] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Gatekeeper of Malakir]
[12:45:29] [Nezumi Linkbreaker] blocks [Gatekeeper of Malakir].
[12:45:32] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Nezumi Linkbreaker] onto the stack (When Nezumi Linkbreaker dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with '{T}: Target creature...).
[12:45:36] EternalParadox38's [Nezumi Linkbreaker] creates a Mercenary Token.
[12:45:45] YourAverageIdiot casts ability from [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] ( Put Lurrus of the Dream-Den into your hand.).
[12:45:48] YourAverageIdiot activates an ability of [Bloodsoaked Champion] ( Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield.).
[12:45:54] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Gatekeeper of Malakir] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:45:58] Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[12:46:10] EternalParadox38 casts [Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler].
[12:46:14] EternalParadox38 removes two loyalty counters from [Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler].
[12:46:14] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler] ( Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveya...).
[12:46:15] EternalParadox38 mills [Nezumi Linkbreaker], [Forest], and [Forsaken Miner].
[12:47:13] Turn 6: YourAverageIdiot
[12:47:18] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[12:47:23] YourAverageIdiot casts [Lurrus of the Dream-Den].
[12:47:29] YourAverageIdiot casts [Gatekeeper of Malakir] (with kicker) from the graveyard.
[12:47:36] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Gatekeeper of Malakir] onto the stack targeting EternalParadox38 (When Gatekeeper of Malakir enters, if it was kicked, target player sacrifices a creature.).
[12:47:37] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Forsaken Miner] onto the stack (Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {B}. If you do, return Forsaken Miner from your graveyard...).
[12:47:43] EternalParadox38 sacrifices [Priest of Forgotten Gods].
[12:47:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vraan, Executioner Thane] onto the stack (Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 li...).
[12:48:00] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Bloodsoaked Champion]
[12:48:05] Turn 7: EternalParadox38
[12:48:12] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[12:48:25] EternalParadox38 casts [Nezumi Linkbreaker].
[12:48:30] EternalParadox38 casts [Bloodsoaked Champion].
[12:48:58] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:49:02] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vraan, Executioner Thane] onto the stack (Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 li...).
[12:49:03] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Nezumi Linkbreaker] onto the stack (When Nezumi Linkbreaker dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with '{T}: Target creature...).
[12:49:03] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Forsaken Miner] onto the stack (Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {B}. If you do, return Forsaken Miner from your graveyard...).
[12:49:13] EternalParadox38's [Nezumi Linkbreaker] creates a Mercenary Token.
[12:49:23] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:49:36] Turn 7: YourAverageIdiot
[12:49:58] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Gatekeeper of Malakir] and [Bloodsoaked Champion]
[12:50:02] [Mercenary Token] blocks [Gatekeeper of Malakir].
[12:50:08] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Bloodsoaked Champion] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:50:08] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vraan, Executioner Thane] onto the stack (Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 li...).
[12:50:29] YourAverageIdiot activates an ability of [Bloodsoaked Champion] ( Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield.).
[12:50:33] YourAverageIdiot casts [Bloodsoaked Champion].
[12:50:42] YourAverageIdiot casts [Tyrant's Choice].
[12:50:59] The vote is in!
@oDeath@o: 1 vote (EternalParadox38)
@oTorture@o: 1 vote (YourAverageIdiot)
[12:51:09] Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[12:51:25] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Forsaken Miner] and [Vraan, Executioner Thane]
[12:51:34] EternalParadox38 puts a loyalty counter on [Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler].
[12:51:34] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler] targeting [Vraan, Executioner Thane] ( Untap up to one target creature.).
[12:51:41] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting YourAverageIdiot ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:51:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Forsaken Miner] onto the stack (Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {B}. If you do, return Forsaken Miner from your graveyard...).
[12:51:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vraan, Executioner Thane] onto the stack (Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 li...).
[12:51:51] YourAverageIdiot has conceded from the game.
[12:51:51] EternalParadox38 wins the game.
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 1 Completed.
[12:51:54] YourAverageIdiot draws their next card.
Game 889024446
[Time] 1724208877
[12:54:37] PDBot has started watching.
[12:54:43] EternalParadox38 chooses to play first.
[12:54:55] EternalParadox38 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[12:54:57] YourAverageIdiot begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[12:54:57] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[12:54:59] EternalParadox38 skips their draw step.
[12:55:00] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[12:55:03] EternalParadox38 casts [Gutterbones].
[12:55:05] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot
[12:55:09] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[12:55:11] YourAverageIdiot casts [Dark Ritual].
[12:55:12] YourAverageIdiot casts [Gutterbones].
[12:55:14] YourAverageIdiot casts [Evolved Sleeper].
[12:55:16] YourAverageIdiot activates an ability of [Evolved Sleeper] ( Evolved Sleeper becomes a Human Cleric with base power and toughness 2/2.).
[12:55:18] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[12:55:24] EternalParadox38 plays [Graven Cairns].
[12:55:28] EternalParadox38 casts [Bloodsoaked Champion].
[12:55:29] EternalParadox38 casts [Forsaken Miner].
[12:55:35] Turn 2: YourAverageIdiot
[12:55:38] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[12:55:50] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Evolved Sleeper] and [Gutterbones]
[12:55:53] [Gutterbones] blocks [Gutterbones].
[12:55:57] YourAverageIdiot activates an ability of [Evolved Sleeper] ( If Evolved Sleeper is a Cleric, put a deathtouch counter on it and it becomes a Phyrexian Human C...).
[12:55:57] YourAverageIdiot puts a deathtouch counter on [Evolved Sleeper].
[12:55:59] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[12:56:04] EternalParadox38 plays [Llanowar Wastes].
[12:56:08] EternalParadox38 casts [Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler].
[12:56:11] EternalParadox38 removes two loyalty counters from [Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler].
[12:56:11] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler] ( Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveya...).
[12:56:11] EternalParadox38 mills [Thran Portal], [Nezumi Linkbreaker], and [Nezumi Linkbreaker].
[12:56:21] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Forsaken Miner] and [Bloodsoaked Champion]
[12:56:23] Turn 3: YourAverageIdiot
[12:56:29] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[12:56:36] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Evolved Sleeper]
[12:56:40] [Nezumi Linkbreaker] blocks [Evolved Sleeper].
[12:56:43] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Nezumi Linkbreaker] onto the stack (When Nezumi Linkbreaker dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with '{T}: Target creature...).
[12:56:49] EternalParadox38's [Nezumi Linkbreaker] creates a Mercenary Token.
[12:56:51] YourAverageIdiot casts ability from [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] ( Put Lurrus of the Dream-Den into your hand.).
[12:56:53] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[12:57:03] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[12:57:13] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Mercenary Token], [Forsaken Miner], and [Bloodsoaked Champion]
[12:57:20] EternalParadox38 casts [Priest of Forgotten Gods].
[12:57:26] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Priest of Forgotten Gods] targeting YourAverageIdiot ( Any number of target players each lose 2 life and sacrifice a creature. You add {BB} and draw a c...).
[12:57:26] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Forsaken Miner] onto the stack (Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {B}. If you do, return Forsaken Miner from your graveyard...).
[12:57:36] YourAverageIdiot sacrifices [Evolved Sleeper].
[12:57:36] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Priest of Forgotten Gods]'s ability.
[12:57:46] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Gutterbones] ( Return Gutterbones from your graveyard to your hand.).
[12:57:46] [Gutterbones] is returned to EternalParadox38's hand from the graveyard.
[12:57:51] EternalParadox38 casts [Gutterbones].
[12:57:55] EternalParadox38 puts a loyalty counter on [Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler].
[12:57:55] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler] targeting [Gutterbones] ( Untap up to one target creature.).
[12:57:58] Turn 4: YourAverageIdiot
[12:58:18] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: why make your mana worse into pop for minimal gain over rb
[12:58:34] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: i should just play rdw it gets so many byes
[12:58:37] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: I know it's not a good idea
[12:58:38] YourAverageIdiot has conceded from the game.
[12:58:38] EternalParadox38 wins the game.
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: EternalParadox38: 2–1
[12:58:42] YourAverageIdiot has left the game.