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Game 885349256

[Time] 1721181040
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[04:50:41] Azianjeezus joined the game.
[League] The "The Angels" Angels by seismicsandwich (246000) vs Pirates Tribal (Low to the Ground) by azianjeezus (246019)
[04:50:43] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[04:50:44] SeismicSandwich chooses to play first.
[04:50:50] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: 2-0
[04:51:04] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: This deck has been punishing me all league 
[04:51:19] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: what deck?
[04:51:30] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: It feels so promising, but 3 of my 4 matches I lost to either missing a color or mana, or lands all together
[04:51:32] SeismicSandwich mulligans to six cards.
[04:51:38] Azianjeezus begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[04:51:42] SeismicSandwich puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[04:51:42] Turn 1: SeismicSandwich
[04:51:45] SeismicSandwich skips their draw step.
[04:51:46] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[04:51:48] SeismicSandwich casts [Novice Inspector].
[04:51:49] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Novice Inspector] onto the stack (When Novice Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
[04:51:51] SeismicSandwich investigates.
[04:51:51] SeismicSandwich's [Novice Inspector] creates a Clue Token.
[04:51:55] Turn 1: Azianjeezus
[04:52:04] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: orzhov humans is really promising i think
[04:52:08] Azianjeezus plays [Island].
[04:52:12] Azianjeezus casts [Spyglass Siren].
[04:52:13] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Spyglass Siren] onto the stack (When Spyglass Siren enters the battlefield, create a Map token.).
[04:52:13] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Spyglass Siren[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
Exploring with empty library does not put a +1/+1 counter on a creature
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[04:52:16] Azianjeezus's [Spyglass Siren] creates a Map Token.
[04:52:20] Turn 2: SeismicSandwich
[04:52:32] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: I think black/red aggro is pretty underrated
[04:52:39] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: lots of recursion 
[04:52:45] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: just not amazing vs combo
[04:52:49] SeismicSandwich plays [Swamp].
[04:52:54] Azianjeezus is being attacked by [Novice Inspector]
[04:52:58] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: probably has a lot of power, my decj feels like it can restock well, which is important
[04:53:07] SeismicSandwich casts [Regal Bunnicorn].
[04:53:10] Turn 2: Azianjeezus
[04:53:21] Azianjeezus plays [Island].
[04:53:25] Azianjeezus casts [Staunch Crewmate].
[04:53:30] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: as long as your deck can do anything, it will probably beat me on this league
[04:53:31] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Staunch Crewmate] onto the stack (When Staunch Crewmate enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may ...).
[04:53:38] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: casting spells is more than I am doing most games
[04:53:43] Azianjeezus reveals [Malcolm, the Eyes] with [Staunch Crewmate]'s ability.
[04:54:01] Turn 3: SeismicSandwich
[04:54:10] Azianjeezus is being attacked by [Regal Bunnicorn] and [Novice Inspector]
[04:54:15] [Spyglass Siren] blocks [Regal Bunnicorn].
[04:54:17] [Staunch Crewmate] blocks [Regal Bunnicorn].
[04:54:20] Blockers for [Regal Bunnicorn] are ordered as follows: [Spyglass Siren], [Staunch Crewmate]
[04:54:26] SeismicSandwich casts [Regal Bunnicorn].
[04:54:28] Turn 3: Azianjeezus
[04:54:47] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: once again I dont draw lands
[04:55:00] Azianjeezus plays [Sulfur Falls].
[04:55:05] Azianjeezus casts [Malcolm, the Eyes].
[04:55:12] Azianjeezus activates an ability of [Map Token] targeting [Malcolm, the Eyes] ( Target creature you control explores.).
[04:55:13] Azianjeezus reveals [Reckless Lackey] with [Map Token]'s ability.
[04:55:13] Azianjeezus puts a +1/+1 counter on [Malcolm, the Eyes].
[04:55:37] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Malcolm, the Eyes]
[04:55:45] Turn 4: SeismicSandwich
[04:55:48] SeismicSandwich plays [Isolated Chapel].
[04:55:51] SeismicSandwich casts [Novice Inspector].
[04:55:52] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Novice Inspector] onto the stack (When Novice Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
[04:55:53] SeismicSandwich investigates.
[04:55:53] SeismicSandwich's [Novice Inspector] creates a Clue Token.
[04:56:01] SeismicSandwich casts [Tenacious Underdog].
[04:56:04] Azianjeezus is being attacked by [Regal Bunnicorn] and [Novice Inspector]
[04:56:14] Turn 4: Azianjeezus
[04:56:25] Azianjeezus casts [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider].
[04:56:31] Azianjeezus casts [Spyglass Siren].
[04:56:31] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Malcolm, the Eyes] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate.).
[04:56:36] Azianjeezus investigates.
[04:56:36] Azianjeezus's [Malcolm, the Eyes] creates a Clue Token.
[04:56:41] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider] onto the stack targeting [Malcolm, the Eyes] (Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pira...).
[04:56:47] Azianjeezus puts a +1/+1 counter on [Malcolm, the Eyes].
[04:56:51] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Spyglass Siren] onto the stack (When Spyglass Siren enters the battlefield, create a Map token.).
[04:56:55] Azianjeezus's [Spyglass Siren] creates an Azianjeezus.
[04:56:58] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider] onto the stack targeting [Malcolm, the Eyes] (Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pira...).
[04:57:02] Azianjeezus puts a +1/+1 counter on [Malcolm, the Eyes].
[04:57:08] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Malcolm, the Eyes]
[04:57:18] Turn 5: SeismicSandwich
[04:57:22] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[04:57:31] Azianjeezus is being attacked by [Tenacious Underdog] and [Regal Bunnicorn]
[04:57:34] [Spyglass Siren] blocks [Regal Bunnicorn].
[04:57:41] SeismicSandwich casts [Path to Exile] targeting [Malcolm, the Eyes].
[04:57:55] SeismicSandwich casts ability from [Yorion, Sky Nomad] ( Put Yorion, Sky Nomad into your hand.).
[04:57:57] Turn 5: Azianjeezus
[04:58:08] Azianjeezus reveals [Kitesail Larcenist] with [Daring Buccaneer]'s ability.
[04:58:08] Azianjeezus casts [Daring Buccaneer] (revealing [Kitesail Larcenist]).
[04:58:17] Azianjeezus casts [Kitesail Larcenist].
[04:58:35] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Kitesail Larcenist] onto the stack targeting [Regal Bunnicorn] (When Kitesail Larcenist enters the battlefield, for each player, choose up to one other target art...).
[04:58:54] Turn 6: SeismicSandwich
[04:59:17] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: lol, I don't know how this interaction works
[04:59:21] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: guess we will find out
[04:59:23] SeismicSandwich casts [Guardian of Ghirapur].
[04:59:33] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Guardian of Ghirapur] onto the stack targeting [Regal Bunnicorn] (When Guardian of Ghirapur enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature or artifac...).
[04:59:48] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Guardian of Ghirapur] onto the stack (Return Regal Bunnicorn to the battlefield under Regal Bunnicorn owner's control at the beginning o...).
[04:59:54] Turn 6: Azianjeezus
[05:00:01] Azianjeezus plays [Mountain].
[05:00:12] Azianjeezus casts [Staunch Crewmate].
[05:00:14] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Staunch Crewmate] onto the stack (When Staunch Crewmate enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may ...).
[05:00:31] Azianjeezus reveals [Staunch Crewmate] with [Staunch Crewmate]'s ability.
[05:00:35] Azianjeezus casts [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:00:46] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Kitesail Larcenist] onto the stack targeting [Regal Bunnicorn] (When Kitesail Larcenist enters the battlefield, for each player, choose up to one other target art...).
[05:00:59] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Kitesail Larcenist]
[05:01:02] [Guardian of Ghirapur] blocks [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:01:10] Turn 7: SeismicSandwich
[05:01:13] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[05:01:22] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: oh is that what flying means /h
[05:01:27] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: lol
[05:01:29] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: ./j
[05:01:35] Azianjeezus is being attacked by [Guardian of Ghirapur]
[05:01:45] SeismicSandwich casts [Yorion, Sky Nomad].
[05:01:46] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Yorion, Sky Nomad] onto the stack (When Yorion, Sky Nomad enters the battlefield, exile any number of other nonland permanents you ow...).
[05:01:59] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Yorion, Sky Nomad] onto the stack (Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.).
[05:02:03] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Novice Inspector] onto the stack (When Novice Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
[05:02:04] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Novice Inspector] onto the stack (When Novice Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
[05:02:09] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Guardian of Ghirapur] onto the stack targeting [Yorion, Sky Nomad] (When Guardian of Ghirapur enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature or artifac...).
[05:02:10] Azianjeezus has conceded from the game.
[05:02:10] SeismicSandwich wins the game.
Winner: SeismicSandwich
Game 1 Completed.

Game 885350418

[Time] 1721181787
[05:03:07] PDBot has started watching.
[05:03:16] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: your creatures are just so much better than mine
[05:03:18] Azianjeezus chooses to play first.
[05:03:36] Azianjeezus begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:03:40] SeismicSandwich begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:03:40] Turn 1: Azianjeezus
[05:03:42] Azianjeezus skips their draw step.
[05:03:43] Azianjeezus plays [Shivan Reef].
[05:03:45] Azianjeezus casts [Spyglass Siren].
[05:03:46] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Spyglass Siren] onto the stack (When Spyglass Siren enters the battlefield, create a Map token.).
[05:03:47] Azianjeezus's [Spyglass Siren] creates a Map Token.
[05:03:49] Turn 1: SeismicSandwich
[05:03:52] SeismicSandwich plays [Caves of Koilos].
[05:04:00] SeismicSandwich casts [Nurturing Pixie].
[05:04:04] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Nurturing Pixie] onto the stack (When Nurturing Pixie enters the battlefield, return up to one target non-Faerie, nonland permanent...).
[05:04:05] SeismicSandwich returns no cards to their owner's hand with [Nurturing Pixie]'s ability.
[05:04:09] Turn 2: Azianjeezus
[05:04:15] Azianjeezus plays [Sulfur Falls].
[05:04:29] Turn 2: SeismicSandwich
[05:04:32] SeismicSandwich plays [Isolated Chapel].
[05:04:34] SeismicSandwich casts [Novice Inspector].
[05:04:37] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Novice Inspector] onto the stack (When Novice Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
[05:04:38] SeismicSandwich investigates.
[05:04:38] SeismicSandwich's [Novice Inspector] creates a Clue Token.
[05:04:47] Turn 3: Azianjeezus
[05:04:51] Azianjeezus plays [Sulfur Falls].
[05:05:00] Azianjeezus casts [Staunch Crewmate].
[05:05:05] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Staunch Crewmate] onto the stack (When Staunch Crewmate enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may ...).
[05:05:08] Azianjeezus reveals [Daring Buccaneer] with [Staunch Crewmate]'s ability.
[05:05:15] Turn 3: SeismicSandwich
[05:05:26] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: my deck cannot be serious right now ...
[05:05:35] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: even with 3 draws I cant find a single land yet again 
[05:05:39] SeismicSandwich activates an ability of [Clue Token] ( Draw a card.).
[05:05:43] SeismicSandwich draws a card with [Clue Token]'s ability.
[05:05:44] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[05:05:50] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: 80 cards 
[05:06:05] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: yea, and extra lands
[05:06:09] Turn 4: Azianjeezus
[05:06:15] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: its the same % as it would be at 60 cards
[05:06:32] Azianjeezus reveals [Reckless Lackey] with [Daring Buccaneer]'s ability.
[05:06:32] Azianjeezus casts [Daring Buccaneer] (revealing [Reckless Lackey]).
[05:06:49] Azianjeezus casts [Reckless Lackey].
[05:07:05] Azianjeezus activates an ability of [Map Token] targeting [Spyglass Siren] ( Target creature you control explores.).
[05:07:09] SeismicSandwich casts [Path to Exile] targeting [Spyglass Siren].
[05:07:22] Azianjeezus's Map Token is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[05:07:32] Turn 4: SeismicSandwich
[05:07:34] SeismicSandwich plays [Shambling Vent].
[05:07:39] SeismicSandwich casts [Oath of Kaya].
[05:07:42] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Oath of Kaya] onto the stack targeting [Reckless Lackey] (When Oath of Kaya enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.).
[05:07:49] Azianjeezus is being attacked by [Nurturing Pixie]
[05:07:53] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: doesnt matter theres still more variance
[05:07:58] Turn 5: Azianjeezus
[05:08:00] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: thats true
[05:08:10] Azianjeezus casts [Reckless Lackey].
[05:08:11] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: honestly, I haven't played many 80 card decks
[05:08:14] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: and I really dont love it
[05:08:27] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: makes it feel like I just never hit my sideboard cards when I need them 
[05:08:34] Azianjeezus casts [Icon of Ancestry].
[05:08:43] Azianjeezus chooses Pirate for [Icon of Ancestry].
[05:08:53] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: not sure if Im just getting unlucky or if the odds are changed that drastically
[05:08:58] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Reckless Lackey], [Daring Buccaneer], and [Staunch Crewmate]
[05:09:08] Turn 5: SeismicSandwich
[05:09:20] SeismicSandwich casts [Novice Inspector].
[05:09:21] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Novice Inspector] onto the stack (When Novice Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
[05:09:23] SeismicSandwich investigates.
[05:09:23] SeismicSandwich's [Novice Inspector] creates a Clue Token.
[05:09:32] SeismicSandwich casts [Elite Spellbinder].
[05:09:33] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Elite Spellbinder] onto the stack targeting Azianjeezus (When Elite Spellbinder enters the battlefield, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a non...).
[05:09:45] Turn 6: Azianjeezus
[05:09:55] Azianjeezus casts [Staunch Crewmate].
[05:10:00] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Staunch Crewmate] onto the stack (When Staunch Crewmate enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may ...).
[05:10:09] Azianjeezus reveals [Kitesail Larcenist] with [Staunch Crewmate]'s ability.
[05:10:13] Azianjeezus plays Azianjeezus.
[05:10:29] Azianjeezus casts [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:10:43] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Kitesail Larcenist] onto the stack targeting [Elite Spellbinder] (When Kitesail Larcenist enters the battlefield, for each player, choose up to one other target art...).
[05:11:11] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Reckless Lackey], [Daring Buccaneer], and [Staunch Crewmate]
[05:11:23] [Nurturing Pixie] blocks [Daring Buccaneer].
[05:11:24] [Novice Inspector] blocks [Daring Buccaneer].
[05:11:25] [Novice Inspector] blocks [Daring Buccaneer].
[05:11:29] Blockers for [Daring Buccaneer] are ordered as follows: [Nurturing Pixie], [Novice Inspector], [Novice Inspector]
[05:11:41] Turn 6: SeismicSandwich
[05:11:49] SeismicSandwich casts [Tithing Blade].
[05:11:50] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Tithing Blade] onto the stack (When Tithing Blade enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a creature.).
[05:12:12] SeismicSandwich casts [Regal Bunnicorn].
[05:12:21] Turn 7: Azianjeezus
[05:12:35] Azianjeezus casts [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:12:43] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: cmon now :(
[05:12:45] SeismicSandwich has conceded from the game.
[05:12:45] Azianjeezus wins the game.
Winner: Azianjeezus
Game 2 Completed.
[05:12:47] SeismicSandwich draws their next card.

Game 885351432

[Time] 1721182407
[05:13:28] PDBot has started watching.
[05:13:30] SeismicSandwich begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:13:34] Azianjeezus begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:13:34] Turn 1: SeismicSandwich
[05:13:36] SeismicSandwich skips their draw step.
[05:13:37] SeismicSandwich plays [Swamp].
[05:13:39] Turn 1: Azianjeezus
[05:13:44] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: i think its consistancy
[05:13:47] Azianjeezus plays [Mountain].
[05:13:53] Azianjeezus reveals [Staunch Crewmate] with [Daring Buccaneer]'s ability.
[05:13:53] Azianjeezus casts [Daring Buccaneer] (revealing [Staunch Crewmate]).
[05:13:59] Turn 2: SeismicSandwich
[05:14:02] SeismicSandwich plays [Isolated Chapel].
[05:14:06] SeismicSandwich casts [Soul Search] targeting Azianjeezus.
[05:14:13] Azianjeezus reveals their hand to [Soul Search], containing [Mountain], [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider], [Staunch Crewmate], [Staunch Crewmate], and [Shivan Reef].
[05:14:13] SeismicSandwich's [Soul Search] creates a Spirit Token.
[05:14:20] Turn 2: Azianjeezus
[05:14:24] Azianjeezus plays [Shivan Reef].
[05:14:35] Azianjeezus casts [Staunch Crewmate].
[05:14:39] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Staunch Crewmate] onto the stack (When Staunch Crewmate enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may ...).
[05:14:51] Azianjeezus reveals [Kitesail Larcenist] with [Staunch Crewmate]'s ability.
[05:14:58] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Daring Buccaneer]
[05:15:05] Turn 3: SeismicSandwich
[05:15:08] SeismicSandwich plays [Swamp].
[05:15:13] SeismicSandwich casts [Soul Search] targeting Azianjeezus.
[05:15:22] Azianjeezus reveals their hand to [Soul Search], containing [Kitesail Larcenist], [Mountain], [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider], and [Staunch Crewmate].
[05:15:22] SeismicSandwich's [Soul Search] creates a Spirit Token.
[05:15:31] Azianjeezus is being attacked by [Spirit Token]
[05:15:38] Turn 3: Azianjeezus
[05:15:48] Azianjeezus casts [Staunch Crewmate].
[05:15:51] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Staunch Crewmate] onto the stack (When Staunch Crewmate enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may ...).
[05:15:54] Azianjeezus reveals [Icon of Ancestry] with [Staunch Crewmate]'s ability.
[05:15:56] Azianjeezus plays [Mountain].
[05:16:02] Azianjeezus reveals [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider] with [Daring Buccaneer]'s ability.
[05:16:02] Azianjeezus casts [Daring Buccaneer] (revealing [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider]).
[05:16:08] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Daring Buccaneer]
[05:16:11] Turn 4: SeismicSandwich
[05:16:16] SeismicSandwich casts [Sarcomancy].
[05:16:17] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Sarcomancy] onto the stack (When Sarcomancy enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.).
[05:16:18] SeismicSandwich's [Sarcomancy] creates a Zombie Token.
[05:16:29] SeismicSandwich casts [Soul Search] targeting Azianjeezus.
[05:16:33] Azianjeezus reveals their hand to [Soul Search], containing [Kitesail Larcenist] and [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider].
[05:16:37] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: not the ideal draw
[05:16:39] SeismicSandwich plays [Swamp].
[05:16:49] Turn 4: Azianjeezus
[05:16:54] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: whatre you talking about? third soul search is great here
[05:17:04] Azianjeezus casts [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider].
[05:17:22] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Daring Buccaneer] and [Daring Buccaneer]
[05:17:36] Turn 5: SeismicSandwich
[05:17:39] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[05:17:43] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: and you have blockers
[05:17:46] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: that trade well
[05:17:47] SeismicSandwich casts ability from [Yorion, Sky Nomad] ( Put Yorion, Sky Nomad into your hand.).
[05:18:06] Turn 5: Azianjeezus
[05:18:13] Azianjeezus casts [Deduce].
[05:18:17] Azianjeezus draws a card with [Deduce].
[05:18:17] Azianjeezus investigates.
[05:18:17] Azianjeezus's [Deduce] creates a Clue Token.
[05:18:23] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider] onto the stack targeting [Daring Buccaneer] (Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pira...).
[05:18:26] Azianjeezus puts a +1/+1 counter on [Daring Buccaneer].
[05:18:28] Azianjeezus plays [Mountain].
[05:18:38] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Daring Buccaneer] and [Daring Buccaneer]
[05:18:43] SeismicSandwich casts [Path to Exile] targeting [Daring Buccaneer].
[05:19:07] [Zombie Token] blocks [Daring Buccaneer].
[05:19:24] Turn 6: SeismicSandwich
[05:19:25] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Sarcomancy] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no Zombies on the battlefield, Sarcomancy deals 1 da...).
[05:19:30] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[05:19:33] SeismicSandwich casts [Yorion, Sky Nomad].
[05:19:36] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Yorion, Sky Nomad] onto the stack (When Yorion, Sky Nomad enters the battlefield, exile any number of other nonland permanents you ow...).
[05:19:48] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Yorion, Sky Nomad] onto the stack (Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.).
[05:19:51] Azianjeezus activates an ability of [Clue Token] ( Draw a card.).
[05:19:53] Azianjeezus draws a card with [Clue Token]'s ability.
[05:19:54] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Sarcomancy] onto the stack (When Sarcomancy enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.).
[05:19:54] SeismicSandwich's [Sarcomancy] creates a Zombie Token.
[05:19:55] Turn 6: Azianjeezus
[05:20:01] Azianjeezus plays [Island].
[05:20:07] Azianjeezus casts [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:20:15] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Kitesail Larcenist] onto the stack targeting [Yorion, Sky Nomad] (When Kitesail Larcenist enters the battlefield, for each player, choose up to one other target art...).
[05:20:27] Azianjeezus casts [Staunch Crewmate].
[05:20:29] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Staunch Crewmate] onto the stack (When Staunch Crewmate enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may ...).
[05:20:32] Azianjeezus reveals [Icon of Ancestry] with [Staunch Crewmate]'s ability.
[05:20:46] Turn 7: SeismicSandwich
[05:20:56] SeismicSandwich casts [Guardian of Ghirapur].
[05:21:02] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Guardian of Ghirapur] onto the stack targeting [Yorion, Sky Nomad] (When Guardian of Ghirapur enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature or artifac...).
[05:21:17] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Guardian of Ghirapur] onto the stack (Return Yorion, Sky Nomad to the battlefield under Yorion, Sky Nomad owner's control at the beginni...).
[05:21:24] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Yorion, Sky Nomad] onto the stack (When Yorion, Sky Nomad enters the battlefield, exile any number of other nonland permanents you ow...).
[05:21:34] Turn 7: Azianjeezus
[05:21:40] SeismicSandwich casts [Path to Exile] targeting [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider].
[05:21:59] Azianjeezus casts [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider].
[05:22:05] Azianjeezus casts [Icon of Ancestry].
[05:22:10] Azianjeezus chooses Pirate for [Icon of Ancestry].
[05:22:13] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider] onto the stack targeting [Kitesail Larcenist] (Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pira...).
[05:22:16] Azianjeezus puts a +1/+1 counter on [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:22:20] Azianjeezus casts [Spyglass Siren].
[05:22:21] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Spyglass Siren] onto the stack (When Spyglass Siren enters the battlefield, create a Map token.).
[05:22:24] Azianjeezus's [Spyglass Siren] creates a Map Token.
[05:22:35] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider] onto the stack targeting [Kitesail Larcenist] (Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pira...).
[05:22:37] Azianjeezus puts a +1/+1 counter on [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:22:46] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Yorion, Sky Nomad] onto the stack (Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.).
[05:22:54] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Sarcomancy] onto the stack (When Sarcomancy enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.).
[05:22:57] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Guardian of Ghirapur] onto the stack targeting [Yorion, Sky Nomad] (When Guardian of Ghirapur enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature or artifac...).
[05:23:03] SeismicSandwich's [Sarcomancy] creates a Zombie Token.
[05:23:06] Turn 8: SeismicSandwich
[05:23:22] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Guardian of Ghirapur] onto the stack (Return Yorion, Sky Nomad to the battlefield under Yorion, Sky Nomad owner's control at the beginni...).
[05:23:24] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Yorion, Sky Nomad] onto the stack (When Yorion, Sky Nomad enters the battlefield, exile any number of other nonland permanents you ow...).
[05:23:33] Turn 8: Azianjeezus
[05:23:51] Azianjeezus casts [Deduce].
[05:23:53] Azianjeezus draws a card with [Deduce].
[05:23:53] Azianjeezus investigates.
[05:23:53] Azianjeezus's [Deduce] creates a Clue Token.
[05:23:58] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider] onto the stack targeting [Kitesail Larcenist] (Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pira...).
[05:24:03] Azianjeezus puts a +1/+1 counter on [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:24:22] Azianjeezus activates an ability of [Map Token] targeting [Kitesail Larcenist] ( Target creature you control explores.).
[05:24:31] Azianjeezus reveals [Spyglass Siren] with [Map Token]'s ability.
[05:24:31] Azianjeezus puts a +1/+1 counter on [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:24:46] Azianjeezus casts [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:25:22] Azianjeezus puts triggered ability from [Kitesail Larcenist] onto the stack targeting [Yorion, Sky Nomad] (When Kitesail Larcenist enters the battlefield, for each player, choose up to one other target art...).
[05:25:50] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Spyglass Siren], [Staunch Crewmate], [Kitesail Larcenist], [Staunch Crewmate], and [Staunch Crewmate]
[05:25:54] [Zombie Token] blocks [Staunch Crewmate].
[05:25:56] [Zombie Token] blocks [Staunch Crewmate].
[05:25:57] [Spirit Token] blocks [Kitesail Larcenist].
[05:25:58] [Spirit Token] blocks [Staunch Crewmate].
[05:26:10] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Yorion, Sky Nomad] onto the stack (Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.).
[05:26:16] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Guardian of Ghirapur] onto the stack targeting [Yorion, Sky Nomad] (When Guardian of Ghirapur enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature or artifac...).
[05:26:16] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Sarcomancy] onto the stack (When Sarcomancy enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.).
[05:26:18] SeismicSandwich's [Sarcomancy] creates a Zombie Token.
[05:26:22] Turn 9: SeismicSandwich
[05:26:29] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: no lands
[05:26:30] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: until 
[05:26:32] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: only lands
[05:26:36] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: such is the story of this league
[05:26:42] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: i have more lands
[05:26:48] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: you wouldn't realize it, but this deck actually has 4 board wipes
[05:26:51] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: granted you gave me 2
[05:26:56] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: and many creatures
[05:27:02] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[05:27:10] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: you have been drawing way more cards
[05:27:11] [CHAT] Azianjeezus: i have the same number as you
[05:27:22] SeismicSandwich has conceded from the game.
[05:27:22] Azianjeezus wins the game.
Winner: Azianjeezus
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: Azianjeezus: 2–1
[05:27:24] SeismicSandwich draws their next card.
[05:27:25] SeismicSandwich draws their next card.
[05:27:26] SeismicSandwich draws their next card.
[05:27:28] Azianjeezus has left the game.