Game 876085380
[Time] 1714182962
[11:56:03] PDBot has started watching.
[11:56:03] caffeinatedpolygons joined the game.
[11:56:08] caffeinatedpolygons chooses to play first.
[11:56:17] [CHAT] caffeinatedpolygons: glhf
[11:56:23] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: same to you
[11:56:26] caffeinatedpolygons mulligans to six cards.
[11:56:27] EternalParadox38 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[11:56:33] caffeinatedpolygons mulligans to five cards.
[11:56:51] caffeinatedpolygons puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[11:56:51] Turn 1: caffeinatedpolygons
[11:56:54] caffeinatedpolygons skips their draw step.
[11:56:55] caffeinatedpolygons plays [Forest].
[11:56:57] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[11:57:10] EternalParadox38 plays [Dragonskull Summit].
[11:57:12] Turn 2: caffeinatedpolygons
[11:57:16] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[11:57:20] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[11:57:22] EternalParadox38 casts [Dreadhorde Butcher].
[11:57:25] caffeinatedpolygons is being attacked by [Dreadhorde Butcher]
[11:57:26] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Butcher] onto the stack (Whenever Dreadhorde Butcher deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter o...).
[11:57:26] EternalParadox38 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Dreadhorde Butcher].
[11:57:27] Turn 3: caffeinatedpolygons
[11:57:38] caffeinatedpolygons plays [Forest].
[11:57:42] caffeinatedpolygons casts [Aftermath Analyst].
[11:57:42] caffeinatedpolygons puts triggered ability from [Aftermath Analyst] onto the stack (When Aftermath Analyst enters the battlefield, mill three cards.).
[11:57:44] caffeinatedpolygons mills [Forest], [Mulch], and [Forest].
[11:57:46] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[11:57:53] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[11:58:09] EternalParadox38 casts [Goblin Bombardment].
[11:58:13] caffeinatedpolygons is being attacked by [Dreadhorde Butcher]
[11:58:16] [Aftermath Analyst] blocks [Dreadhorde Butcher].
[11:58:25] EternalParadox38 casts [Forsaken Miner].
[11:58:28] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Aftermath Analyst] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[11:58:28] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Forsaken Miner] onto the stack (Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {B}. If you do, return Forsaken Miner from your graveyard...).
[11:58:34] Turn 4: caffeinatedpolygons
[11:59:04] caffeinatedpolygons plays [Forest].
[11:59:06] caffeinatedpolygons casts [Slime Against Humanity].
[11:59:09] caffeinatedpolygons's [Slime Against Humanity] creates an Ooze Token.
[11:59:09] caffeinatedpolygons puts two +1/+1 counters on [Ooze Token].
[11:59:11] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[11:59:27] EternalParadox38 casts [Burst Lightning] targeting [Ooze Token].
[11:59:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Forsaken Miner] onto the stack (Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {B}. If you do, return Forsaken Miner from your graveyard...).
[11:59:40] EternalParadox38 casts [Vraan, Executioner Thane].
[11:59:43] caffeinatedpolygons is being attacked by [Dreadhorde Butcher]
[11:59:46] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Butcher] onto the stack (Whenever Dreadhorde Butcher deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter o...).
[11:59:46] EternalParadox38 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Dreadhorde Butcher].
[11:59:48] Turn 5: caffeinatedpolygons
[11:59:58] caffeinatedpolygons casts [Mulch].
[11:59:58] caffeinatedpolygons reveals 4 cards with [Mulch]: [Slime Against Humanity], [Aftermath Analyst], [Argoth, Sanctum of Nature], and [Forest].
[12:00:04] caffeinatedpolygons puts [Argoth, Sanctum of Nature] and [Forest] into their hand with with [Mulch].
[12:00:04] caffeinatedpolygons puts [Aftermath Analyst] and [Slime Against Humanity] into their graveyard.
[12:00:07] caffeinatedpolygons plays [Forest].
[12:00:09] caffeinatedpolygons casts [Teachings of the Kirin].
[12:00:10] caffeinatedpolygons puts triggered ability from [Teachings of the Kirin] onto the stack (Mill three cards. Create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.).
[12:00:11] caffeinatedpolygons mills [Slime Against Humanity], [Forest], and [Slime Against Humanity].
[12:00:11] caffeinatedpolygons's [Teachings of the Kirin] creates a Spirit Token.
[12:00:14] Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[12:00:59] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Spirit Token] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:01:00] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Forsaken Miner] onto the stack (Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {B}. If you do, return Forsaken Miner from your graveyard...).
[12:01:10] caffeinatedpolygons is being attacked by [Dreadhorde Butcher]
[12:01:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Butcher] onto the stack (Whenever Dreadhorde Butcher deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter o...).
[12:01:13] EternalParadox38 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Dreadhorde Butcher].
[12:01:19] EternalParadox38 casts [Call of the Death-Dweller] targeting [Vraan, Executioner Thane], and [Forsaken Miner].
[12:01:24] EternalParadox38 puts a deathtouch counter on [Vraan, Executioner Thane].
[12:01:30] EternalParadox38 puts a menace counter on [Vraan, Executioner Thane].
[12:01:35] Turn 6: caffeinatedpolygons
[12:01:36] caffeinatedpolygons puts a lore counter on [Teachings of the Kirin].
[12:01:37] Couldn't put triggered ability from [Teachings of the Kirin] on the stack.
[12:01:58] caffeinatedpolygons plays [Argoth, Sanctum of Nature].
[12:02:00] caffeinatedpolygons casts caffeinatedpolygons.
[12:02:04] caffeinatedpolygons's caffeinatedpolygons creates an EternalParadox38.
[12:02:04] caffeinatedpolygons puts six +1/+1 counters on EternalParadox38.
[12:02:10] Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[12:02:48] caffeinatedpolygons is being attacked by [Forsaken Miner], [Vraan, Executioner Thane], and [Dreadhorde Butcher]
[12:02:51] EternalParadox38 blocks [Dreadhorde Butcher].
[12:03:01] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting caffeinatedpolygons ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:03:03] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vraan, Executioner Thane] onto the stack (Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 li...).
[12:03:05] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Butcher] onto the stack targeting caffeinatedpolygons (When Dreadhorde Butcher dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.).
[12:03:14] EternalParadox38 casts [Unlucky Witness].
[12:03:17] EternalParadox38 casts [Bloodsoaked Champion].
[12:03:22] Turn 7: caffeinatedpolygons
[12:03:26] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting caffeinatedpolygons ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.).
[12:03:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vraan, Executioner Thane] onto the stack (Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 li...).
[12:03:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Unlucky Witness] onto the stack (When Unlucky Witness dies, exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you ...).
[12:03:36] EternalParadox38 wins the game.
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 1 Completed.
[12:03:40] caffeinatedpolygons has left the game.
Game 876086004
[Time] 1714183447
[12:04:07] PDBot has started watching.
[12:04:17] caffeinatedpolygons begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[12:04:18] EternalParadox38 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[12:04:18] Turn 1: caffeinatedpolygons
[12:04:20] caffeinatedpolygons skips their draw step.
[12:04:21] caffeinatedpolygons plays [Argoth, Sanctum of Nature].
[12:04:23] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[12:04:26] EternalParadox38 plays [Foreboding Ruins].
[12:04:28] EternalParadox38 casts [Dread Wanderer].
[12:04:30] Turn 2: caffeinatedpolygons
[12:04:35] caffeinatedpolygons plays [Forest].
[12:04:37] caffeinatedpolygons casts [Mulch].
[12:04:37] caffeinatedpolygons reveals 4 cards with [Mulch]: [Allosaurus Rider], [Slime Against Humanity], [Forest], and [Aftermath Analyst].
[12:04:38] caffeinatedpolygons puts [Forest] into their hand with with [Mulch].
[12:04:38] caffeinatedpolygons puts [Aftermath Analyst], [Allosaurus Rider], and [Slime Against Humanity] into their graveyard.
[12:04:41] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[12:04:47] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[12:04:50] EternalParadox38 casts [Dreadhorde Butcher].
[12:04:53] caffeinatedpolygons is being attacked by [Dreadhorde Butcher] and [Dread Wanderer]
[12:04:54] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Butcher] onto the stack (Whenever Dreadhorde Butcher deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter o...).
[12:04:54] EternalParadox38 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Dreadhorde Butcher].
[12:04:55] Turn 3: caffeinatedpolygons
[12:04:59] caffeinatedpolygons plays [Forest].
[12:05:01] caffeinatedpolygons casts [Slime Against Humanity].
[12:05:02] caffeinatedpolygons's [Slime Against Humanity] creates an Ooze Token.
[12:05:02] caffeinatedpolygons puts three +1/+1 counters on [Ooze Token].
[12:05:04] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[12:05:07] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[12:05:12] EternalParadox38 casts [Abrade] targeting [Ooze Token] (3 damage).
[12:05:12] Chosen mode: Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
[12:05:15] EternalParadox38 casts [Dread Wanderer].
[12:05:19] caffeinatedpolygons is being attacked by [Dreadhorde Butcher] and [Dread Wanderer]
[12:05:20] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Butcher] onto the stack (Whenever Dreadhorde Butcher deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter o...).
[12:05:20] EternalParadox38 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Dreadhorde Butcher].
[12:05:21] Turn 4: caffeinatedpolygons
[12:05:27] caffeinatedpolygons plays [Argoth, Sanctum of Nature].
[12:05:29] caffeinatedpolygons casts [Slime Against Humanity].
[12:05:29] caffeinatedpolygons's [Slime Against Humanity] creates an Ooze Token.
[12:05:29] caffeinatedpolygons puts four +1/+1 counters on [Ooze Token].
[12:05:31] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[12:05:44] EternalParadox38 casts [Vraan, Executioner Thane].
[12:05:46] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[12:05:50] caffeinatedpolygons is being attacked by [Dread Wanderer], [Dreadhorde Butcher], and [Dread Wanderer]
[12:05:52] [Ooze Token] blocks [Dreadhorde Butcher].
[12:05:56] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vraan, Executioner Thane] onto the stack (Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 li...).
[12:05:58] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Butcher] onto the stack targeting caffeinatedpolygons (When Dreadhorde Butcher dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.).
[12:06:06] EternalParadox38 casts [Abrade] targeting [Ooze Token] (3 damage).
[12:06:06] Chosen mode: Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
[12:06:09] Turn 5: caffeinatedpolygons
[12:06:16] caffeinatedpolygons plays [Forest].
[12:06:19] caffeinatedpolygons casts [Mulch].
[12:06:19] caffeinatedpolygons reveals 4 cards with [Mulch]: [Forest], [Slime Against Humanity], [Argoth, Sanctum of Nature], and [Teachings of the Kirin].
[12:06:22] caffeinatedpolygons puts [Argoth, Sanctum of Nature] and [Forest] into their hand with with [Mulch].
[12:06:22] caffeinatedpolygons puts [Teachings of the Kirin] and [Slime Against Humanity] into their graveyard.
[12:06:25] caffeinatedpolygons casts [Slime Against Humanity].
[12:06:26] caffeinatedpolygons's [Slime Against Humanity] creates an Ooze Token.
[12:06:26] caffeinatedpolygons puts six +1/+1 counters on [Ooze Token].
[12:06:32] caffeinatedpolygons has conceded from the game.
[12:06:32] EternalParadox38 wins the game.
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: EternalParadox38: 2–0