Game 870117042

[Time] 1709175332
[13:55:35] PDBot has started watching.
[13:55:50] crisis_in_a_jar chooses to play first.
[13:55:50] crisis_in_a_jar chooses [Runo Stromkirk] as their commander.
[13:55:51] EverythingIsK chooses [Sauron, the Dark Lord] as their commander.
[13:55:51] Caelesetos chooses [Unctus, Grand Metatect] as their commander.
[13:55:59] crisis_in_a_jar mulligans to seven cards.
[13:56:41] EverythingIsK mulligans to seven cards.
[13:56:49] Caelesetos begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[13:58:35] crisis_in_a_jar has lost connection to the game.
[13:58:36] crisis_in_a_jar joined the game.
[13:58:54] crisis_in_a_jar begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[13:58:56] EverythingIsK begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[13:58:56] Turn 1: crisis_in_a_jar
[13:59:14] crisis_in_a_jar plays [Fetid Pools].
[13:59:18] Turn 1: EverythingIsK
[13:59:27] EverythingIsK plays [Island].
[13:59:35] Turn 1: Caelesetos
[13:59:39] Caelesetos plays [Bad River].
[13:59:42] Turn 2: crisis_in_a_jar
[13:59:51] crisis_in_a_jar plays [Cabal Stronghold].
[13:59:56] crisis_in_a_jar casts [Search for Azcanta].
[14:00:00] Turn 2: EverythingIsK
[14:00:08] EverythingIsK plays [Mountain].
[14:00:11] EverythingIsK casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[14:00:16] Turn 2: Caelesetos
[14:00:19] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Bad River] ( Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.).
[14:00:24] Caelesetos plays [Island].
[14:00:27] Caelesetos casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[14:00:32] Turn 3: crisis_in_a_jar
[14:00:33] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Search for Azcanta] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard...).
[14:00:47] crisis_in_a_jar puts 1 card on top of their library.
[14:00:51] crisis_in_a_jar plays [Island].
[14:01:03] crisis_in_a_jar casts [Arcane Adaptation].
[14:01:10] crisis_in_a_jar chooses Kraken for [Arcane Adaptation].
[14:01:27] Turn 3: EverythingIsK
[14:01:37] EverythingIsK plays [Sunken Ruins].
[14:01:43] EverythingIsK activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.).
[14:01:54] EverythingIsK reveals [Swamp].
[14:02:08] Turn 3: Caelesetos
[14:02:19] Caelesetos plays [Island].
[14:02:26] Caelesetos casts [Alloy Myr].
[14:02:46] Turn 4: crisis_in_a_jar
[14:02:48] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Search for Azcanta] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard...).
[14:03:03] crisis_in_a_jar puts 1 card on top of their library.
[14:03:12] crisis_in_a_jar plays [Island].
[14:03:18] crisis_in_a_jar casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[14:03:27] crisis_in_a_jar exiles [Sol Talisman] with 3 time counters.
[14:03:27] crisis_in_a_jar puts three time counters on [Sol Talisman].
[14:03:51] Turn 4: EverythingIsK
[14:04:00] EverythingIsK plays [Sulfur Falls].
[14:04:18] EverythingIsK foretells a card.
[14:04:46] Turn 4: Caelesetos
[14:04:56] Caelesetos plays [Island].
[14:05:06] Caelesetos casts [Unctus, Grand Metatect].
[14:05:25] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Unctus, Grand Metatect] targeting [Alloy Myr] ( Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other c...).
[14:05:34] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Alloy Myr] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:05:38] Caelesetos draws a card with [Alloy Myr]'s ability.
[14:05:47] Caelesetos discards [Inventive Iteration].
[14:05:52] Caelesetos casts [Corridor Monitor].
[14:06:02] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Corridor Monitor] onto the stack targeting [Alloy Myr] (When Corridor Monitor enters the battlefield, untap target artifact or creature you control.).
[14:06:10] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Alloy Myr] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:06:11] Caelesetos draws a card with [Alloy Myr]'s ability.
[14:06:21] Caelesetos discards [The Celestus].
[14:06:45] Turn 5: crisis_in_a_jar
[14:06:55] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[14:06:57] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Search for Azcanta] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard...).
[14:07:08] crisis_in_a_jar puts 1 card on top of their library.
[14:07:13] crisis_in_a_jar removes a time counter from [Sol Talisman].
[14:07:29] crisis_in_a_jar casts [Solemn Simulacrum].
[14:07:35] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Solemn Simulacrum] onto the stack (When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, ...).
[14:08:05] Turn 5: EverythingIsK
[14:08:15] EverythingIsK plays [Swamp].
[14:08:24] EverythingIsK casts [Coalition Relic].
[14:08:43] EverythingIsK casts [Painful Truths] (with 3 colors).
[14:08:45] EverythingIsK draws three cards with [Painful Truths].
[14:09:01] Turn 5: Caelesetos
[14:09:25] Caelesetos plays [Island].
[14:09:59] Caelesetos casts [Azami, Lady of Scrolls].
[14:10:08] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] ( Draw a card.).
[14:10:09] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:10:20] Caelesetos draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:10:36] Caelesetos discards [Cultivator's Caravan].
[14:10:41] Caelesetos draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:11:02] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Unctus, Grand Metatect] targeting [Alloy Myr] ( Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other c...).
[14:11:14] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Alloy Myr] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:11:18] Caelesetos draws a card with [Alloy Myr]'s ability.
[14:11:20] Caelesetos discards [Scavenger Grounds].
[14:11:40] crisis_in_a_jar is being attacked by [Unctus, Grand Metatect]
EverythingIsK is being attacked by [Corridor Monitor]
[14:11:40] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Corridor Monitor] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:11:43] Caelesetos draws a card with [Corridor Monitor]'s ability.
[14:11:54] Caelesetos discards [Sword of Fire and Ice].
[14:11:59] [Solemn Simulacrum] blocks [Unctus, Grand Metatect].
[14:12:19] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Solemn Simulacrum] onto the stack (When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.).
[14:12:22] crisis_in_a_jar draws a card with [Solemn Simulacrum]'s ability.
[14:12:43] Turn 6: crisis_in_a_jar
[14:12:49] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[14:12:51] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Search for Azcanta] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard...).
[14:13:06] crisis_in_a_jar puts 1 card on top of their library.
[14:13:12] crisis_in_a_jar removes a time counter from [Sol Talisman].
[14:13:47] crisis_in_a_jar casts [Gilded Lotus].
[14:14:00] crisis_in_a_jar activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.).
[14:14:07] crisis_in_a_jar reveals [Swamp].
[14:14:11] crisis_in_a_jar plays [Swamp].
[14:14:43] Turn 6: EverythingIsK
[14:14:50] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Coalition Relic] onto the stack (At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all charge counters from Coalition Relic. Ad...).
[14:17:07] EverythingIsK plays [Graven Cairns].
[14:17:19] EverythingIsK casts [Mind's Dilation].
[14:17:39] Turn 6: Caelesetos
[14:17:49] Caelesetos plays [Island].
[14:18:01] Caelesetos casts [Telekinetic Bonds].
[14:18:04] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Mind's Dilation] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their l...).
[14:19:16] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] ( Draw a card.).
[14:19:17] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:19:24] Caelesetos draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:19:26] Caelesetos discards [Path of Ancestry].
[14:19:38] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Alloy Myr] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:20:11] Caelesetos draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:20:38] crisis_in_a_jar is being attacked by [Corridor Monitor]
[14:20:39] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Corridor Monitor] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:20:42] Caelesetos draws a card with [Corridor Monitor]'s ability.
[14:20:48] Caelesetos discards [Merchant's Dockhand].
[14:21:04] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Corridor Monitor] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:21:36] Turn 7: crisis_in_a_jar
[14:21:43] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[14:21:45] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Search for Azcanta] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard...).
[14:21:52] mumbledown has started watching.
[14:22:37] crisis_in_a_jar puts [Lorthos, the Tidemaker] into their graveyard.
[14:22:48] crisis_in_a_jar removes a time counter from [Sol Talisman].
[14:22:50] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (When the last time counter is removed from the suspended card, you may cast it w...).
[14:23:12] crisis_in_a_jar casts [Sol Talisman].
[14:23:14] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Mind's Dilation] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their l...).
[14:23:27] EverythingIsK casts Caelesetos.
[14:25:40] crisis_in_a_jar casts EverythingIsK targeting [Corridor Monitor]. (X is 8).
[14:26:18] Turn 7: EverythingIsK
[14:26:25] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Coalition Relic] onto the stack (At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all charge counters from Coalition Relic. Ad...).
[14:26:41] EverythingIsK plays [Shizo, Death's Storehouse].
[14:27:06] EverythingIsK exiles [Sol Talisman] with 3 time counters.
[14:27:07] EverythingIsK puts three time counters on [Sol Talisman].
[14:27:22] EverythingIsK casts [Sauron, the Dark Lord].
[14:27:37] EverythingIsK activates an ability of [Coalition Relic] ( Put a charge counter on Coalition Relic.).
[14:27:38] EverythingIsK puts a charge counter on [Coalition Relic].
[14:27:47] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
[14:27:50] [Thaumatic Compass] transforms into [Spires of Orazca].
[14:27:56] Turn 7: Caelesetos
[14:28:13] Caelesetos plays [Island].
[14:28:22] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] ( Draw a card.).
[14:28:24] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:28:39] Caelesetos draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:28:50] Caelesetos discards [Pit of Offerings].
[14:28:58] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:29:15] Caelesetos draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:29:22] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] ( Draw a card.).
[14:29:23] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:29:29] Caelesetos draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:29:32] Caelesetos discards [Island].
[14:29:37] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:29:57] Caelesetos draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:30:21] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Unctus, Grand Metatect] targeting [Alloy Myr] ( Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other c...).
[14:30:34] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Alloy Myr] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:30:40] Caelesetos draws a card with [Alloy Myr]'s ability.
[14:30:52] Caelesetos discards [Cosima, God of the Voyage].
[14:31:02] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:31:13] Caelesetos casts [Hair-Strung Koto].
[14:31:24] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sauron, the Dark Lord] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs one.).
[14:31:27] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Mind's Dilation] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their l...).
[14:31:38] EverythingIsK casts [Unwinding Clock].
[14:31:45] EverythingIsK's [Sauron, the Dark Lord] creates an Orc Army Token.
[14:31:47] EverythingIsK puts a +1/+1 counter on [Orc Army Token].
[14:32:11] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Hair-Strung Koto] targeting Caelesetos ( Target player mills a card.).
[14:32:15] Caelesetos mills [Teferi's Ageless Insight].
[14:32:29] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
[14:32:31] [Thaumatic Compass] transforms into [Spires of Orazca].
[14:32:41] Turn 8: crisis_in_a_jar
[14:32:41] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Search for Azcanta] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard...).
[14:33:11] crisis_in_a_jar puts [Octoprophet] into their graveyard.
[14:33:43] crisis_in_a_jar activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.).
[14:33:48] EverythingIsK activates an ability of [Coalition Relic] ( Put a charge counter on Coalition Relic.).
[14:33:58] EverythingIsK puts a charge counter on [Coalition Relic].
[14:34:04] crisis_in_a_jar reveals [Swamp].
[14:34:07] crisis_in_a_jar plays [Swamp].
[14:34:33] EverythingIsK is being attacked by [Lorthos, the Tidemaker]
[14:34:47] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Lorthos, the Tidemaker] onto the stack targeting [Spires of Orazca], [Swamp], [Mountain], [Island], [Shizo, Death's Storehouse], [Graven Cairns], [Sulfur Falls], and [Sunken Ruins] (Whenever Lorthos, the Tidemaker attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, tap up to eight target perman...).
[14:34:58] EverythingIsK activates an ability of [Spires of Orazca] targeting [Lorthos, the Tidemaker] ( Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.).
[14:36:04] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
[14:36:19] [Thaumatic Compass] transforms into [Spires of Orazca].
[14:36:28] Turn 8: EverythingIsK
[14:36:30] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[14:36:41] EverythingIsK removes a time counter from [Sol Talisman].
[14:36:48] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Coalition Relic] onto the stack (At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all charge counters from Coalition Relic. Ad...).
[14:37:02] EverythingIsK removes two charge counters from [Coalition Relic].
[14:37:15] EverythingIsK plays [Temple of Malice].
[14:37:19] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Temple of Malice] onto the stack (When Temple of Malice enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[14:37:29] EverythingIsK scrys 1 (0 top, 1 bottom).
[14:37:57] EverythingIsK activates an ability of [Coalition Relic] ( Put a charge counter on Coalition Relic.).
[14:37:59] EverythingIsK puts a charge counter on [Coalition Relic].
[14:38:30] Turn 8: Caelesetos
[14:38:44] Caelesetos casts [Nyx Lotus].
[14:38:52] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sauron, the Dark Lord] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs one.).
[14:38:54] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Mind's Dilation] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their l...).
[14:39:00] EverythingIsK activates an ability of [Coalition Relic] ( Put a charge counter on Coalition Relic.).
[14:39:05] EverythingIsK puts a charge counter on [Coalition Relic].
[14:39:17] EverythingIsK puts a +1/+1 counter on [Orc Army Token].
[14:40:07] Caelesetos casts [Sai, Master Thopterist].
[14:40:10] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sauron, the Dark Lord] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs one.).
[14:40:15] EverythingIsK puts a +1/+1 counter on [Orc Army Token].
[14:40:26] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Hair-Strung Koto] targeting EverythingIsK ( Target player mills a card.).
[14:40:28] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Sai, Master Thopterist] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:40:34] Caelesetos draws a card with [Sai, Master Thopterist]'s ability.
[14:40:47] Caelesetos discards [Golden Argosy].
[14:40:59] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:41:08] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] ( Draw a card.).
[14:41:10] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:41:14] Caelesetos draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:41:18] Caelesetos discards [Conqueror's Galleon].
[14:41:25] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:41:38] Caelesetos draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:41:52] EverythingIsK mills [Chainer, Nightmare Adept].
[14:41:53] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Chainer, Nightmare Adept[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
Chainer, Nightmare Adept can't cast cards using its ability during opponents turn when Vedalken Orrery is also in play.
[14:41:58] Caelesetos casts [Mobilizer Mech].
[14:42:01] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Sai, Master Thopterist] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with f...).
[14:42:02] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sauron, the Dark Lord] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs one.).
[14:42:07] EverythingIsK puts a +1/+1 counter on [Orc Army Token].
[14:42:12] Caelesetos's [Sai, Master Thopterist] creates a Thopter Token.
[14:42:47] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Unctus, Grand Metatect] targeting [Thopter Token] ( Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other c...).
[14:43:00] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Mobilizer Mech] (Crew 3).
[14:43:03] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Thopter Token] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:43:04] Caelesetos draws a card with [Thopter Token]'s ability.
[14:43:07] Caelesetos discards [Solemn Simulacrum].
[14:43:15] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:43:34] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Mobilizer Mech] onto the stack (Whenever Mobilizer Mech becomes crewed, up to one other target Vehicle you control becomes an arti...).
[14:43:44] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Hair-Strung Koto] targeting EverythingIsK ( Target player mills a card.).
[14:43:46] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Mobilizer Mech] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:43:48] Caelesetos draws a card with [Mobilizer Mech]'s ability.
[14:43:48] Cococrispies has started watching.
[14:43:53] Caelesetos discards [Skystrike Officer].
[14:44:01] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:44:09] EverythingIsK mills [Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker].
[14:44:25] Cococrispies has stopped watching.
[14:44:37] Turn 9: crisis_in_a_jar
[14:44:39] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Search for Azcanta] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard...).
[14:44:49] EverythingIsK activates an ability of [Coalition Relic] ( Put a charge counter on Coalition Relic.).
[14:44:51] EverythingIsK puts a charge counter on [Coalition Relic].
[14:45:11] crisis_in_a_jar puts 1 card on top of their library.
[14:47:21] EverythingIsK is being attacked by [Lorthos, the Tidemaker]
[14:47:34] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Lorthos, the Tidemaker] onto the stack targeting [Sunken Ruins], [Sulfur Falls], [Graven Cairns], [Shizo, Death's Storehouse], [Temple of Malice], [Island], [Mountain], and [Swamp] (Whenever Lorthos, the Tidemaker attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, tap up to eight target perman...).
[14:48:58] Turn 9: EverythingIsK
[14:48:59] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[14:49:07] EverythingIsK removes a time counter from [Sol Talisman].
[14:49:14] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Coalition Relic] onto the stack (At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all charge counters from Coalition Relic. Ad...).
[14:49:56] EverythingIsK removes three charge counters from [Coalition Relic].
[14:50:11] EverythingIsK plays [Swamp].
[14:50:19] EverythingIsK casts [Blasphemous Act].
[14:50:42] EverythingIsK casts [Thrilling Encore].
[14:51:34] Turn 9: Caelesetos
[14:51:59] Caelesetos casts [Grand Architect].
[14:52:05] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sauron, the Dark Lord] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs one.).
[14:52:07] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Mind's Dilation] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their l...).
[14:52:31] EverythingIsK's [Sauron, the Dark Lord] creates an Orc Army Token.
[14:52:33] EverythingIsK puts a +1/+1 counter on [Orc Army Token].
[14:53:11] Caelesetos casts [Unctus, Grand Metatect].
[14:53:13] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sauron, the Dark Lord] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs one.).
[14:53:20] EverythingIsK activates an ability of [Coalition Relic] ( Put a charge counter on Coalition Relic.).
[14:53:24] EverythingIsK puts a charge counter on [Coalition Relic].
[14:53:57] EverythingIsK activates an ability of [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] ( Draw a card.).
[14:54:03] EverythingIsK draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[14:54:11] EverythingIsK puts a +1/+1 counter on [Orc Army Token].
[14:54:41] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Grand Architect] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:54:47] Caelesetos draws a card with [Grand Architect]'s ability.
[14:54:52] Caelesetos discards [Island].
[14:54:59] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Grand Architect] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:55:24] Caelesetos casts [Crucible of Worlds].
[14:55:27] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sauron, the Dark Lord] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs one.).
[14:55:33] EverythingIsK puts a +1/+1 counter on [Orc Army Token].
[14:55:48] Caelesetos plays [Pit of Offerings].
[14:56:01] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Pit of Offerings] onto the stack targeting [Octoprophet], [Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker], and [Chainer, Nightmare Adept] (When Pit of Offerings enters the battlefield, exile up to three target cards from graveyards.).
[14:56:30] Caelesetos casts [Defiler of Dreams].
[14:56:33] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sauron, the Dark Lord] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs one.).
[14:56:38] EverythingIsK puts a +1/+1 counter on [Orc Army Token].
[14:57:10] Caelesetos activates an ability of [Hair-Strung Koto] targeting EverythingIsK ( Target player mills a card.).
[14:57:12] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Defiler of Dreams] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[14:57:17] Caelesetos draws a card with [Defiler of Dreams]'s ability.
[14:57:24] Caelesetos discards [Shimmer Dragon].
[14:57:39] Caelesetos puts triggered ability from [Telekinetic Bonds] onto the stack targeting [Defiler of Dreams] (Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay {1U}. If you do, you may tap or untap target perman...).
[14:57:58] EverythingIsK mills [Aggravated Assault].
[14:58:57] Turn 10: crisis_in_a_jar
[14:59:00] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Search for Azcanta] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard...).
[14:59:08] EverythingIsK activates an ability of [Coalition Relic] ( Put a charge counter on Coalition Relic.).
[14:59:11] EverythingIsK puts a charge counter on [Coalition Relic].
[14:59:26] crisis_in_a_jar puts [Nadir Kraken] into their graveyard.
[15:00:59] Cococrispies has started watching.
[15:01:27] crisis_in_a_jar casts [Finale of Eternity] targeting [Defiler of Dreams]. (X is 10).
[15:01:34] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sauron, the Dark Lord] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs one.).
[15:01:36] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Mind's Dilation] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their l...).
[15:01:58] EverythingIsK casts [Midnight Clock].
[15:02:00] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sai, Master Thopterist] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with f...).
[15:02:08] EverythingIsK's [Sai, Master Thopterist] creates a Thopter Token.
[15:02:23] Cococrispies has stopped watching.
[15:02:45] EverythingIsK puts a +1/+1 counter on [Orc Army Token].
[15:03:02] crisis_in_a_jar puts triggered ability from [Solemn Simulacrum] onto the stack (When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, ...).
[15:04:12] crisis_in_a_jar has conceded from the game.
[15:04:18] crisis_in_a_jar loses the game.
[15:04:20] Turn 10: EverythingIsK
[15:04:20] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[15:04:20] crisis_in_a_jar is now a watcher.
[15:04:20] crisis_in_a_jar has stopped watching.
[15:04:27] EverythingIsK removes a time counter from [Sol Talisman].
[15:04:28] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (When the last time counter is removed from the suspended card, you may cast it w...).
[15:04:35] EverythingIsK casts [Sol Talisman].
[15:04:35] EverythingIsK puts triggered ability from [Sai, Master Thopterist] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with f...).
[15:04:42] EverythingIsK's [Sai, Master Thopterist] creates a Thopter Token.
[15:04:48] Caelesetos has conceded from the game.
[15:04:48] EverythingIsK wins the game.
Winner: EverythingIsK
Game 1 Completed.
[15:05:12] Caelesetos has left the game.