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Game 853278096

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[22:46:06] PDBot has started watching.
[22:46:14] [CHAT] Zero_mana: hi
[22:46:15] Magical_Hacker chooses to play first.
[22:46:15] Magical_Hacker chooses [Etali, Primal Storm] as their commander.
[22:46:15] Zero_mana chooses [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer] and [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] as their commanders.
[22:46:15] Ethanplaneswalker chooses [Ramos, Dragon Engine] as their commander.
[22:46:15] neuro_grad chooses [Maelstrom Wanderer] as their commander.
[22:46:19] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: hi everyone
[22:46:20] [CHAT] Zero_mana: glhf2uall
[22:46:21] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: good luck and have fun
[22:46:24] Magical_Hacker begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[22:46:34] [CHAT] neuro_grad: glhf
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[22:46:49] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: what i dont want to 
[22:46:50] Zero_mana begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[22:46:55] Ethanplaneswalker begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[22:46:59] neuro_grad mulligans to seven cards.
[22:47:14] neuro_grad begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[22:47:14] Turn 1: Magical_Hacker
[22:47:20] Magical_Hacker plays [Spikefield Cave].
[22:47:34] Turn 1: Zero_mana
[22:47:40] Zero_mana plays [Scalding Tarn].
[22:47:43] Zero_mana activates an ability of [Scalding Tarn] ( Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.).
[22:48:02] Turn 1: Ethanplaneswalker
[22:48:04] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: You will have fun whether you enjoy it or not
[22:48:10] [CHAT] neuro_grad: haha
[22:48:13] [CHAT] Zero_mana: lol
[22:48:17] Ethanplaneswalker plays [Murmuring Bosk].
[22:48:32] Turn 1: neuro_grad
[22:48:36] neuro_grad plays [Forest].
[22:48:39] neuro_grad exiles [Search for Tomorrow] with 2 time counters.
[22:48:39] neuro_grad puts two time counters on [Search for Tomorrow].
[22:48:47] Turn 2: Magical_Hacker
[22:48:57] Magical_Hacker plays [Evolving Wilds].
[22:48:59] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.).
[22:49:03] [CHAT] neuro_grad: olo
[22:49:29] Turn 2: Zero_mana
[22:49:37] Zero_mana plays [Island].
[22:49:42] Zero_mana casts [Lotus Petal].
[22:50:04] Zero_mana casts [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[22:50:11] [CHAT] neuro_grad: serious question Hacker, why do you have evolving wilds in a mono red deck?
[22:50:18] Turn 2: Ethanplaneswalker
[22:50:27] Ethanplaneswalker plays [Nomad Outpost].
[22:50:30] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Great question! It's definitely a surprising inclusion. Next question
[22:50:41] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Just kidding, it's not a secret or anything lol
[22:50:46] Turn 2: neuro_grad
[22:50:46] neuro_grad puts triggered ability from [Search for Tomorrow] onto the stack (Suspend 2{G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[22:50:52] neuro_grad removes a time counter from [Search for Tomorrow].
[22:50:58] neuro_grad plays [Forest].
[22:50:59] [CHAT] Zero_mana: just down to 99 ;-)
[22:51:03] neuro_grad casts [Wild Growth] targeting [Forest].
[22:51:11] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: It's for Surveyor's Scope
[22:51:17] Turn 3: Magical_Hacker
[22:51:22] [CHAT] neuro_grad: ah
[22:51:26] Magical_Hacker plays [Mountain].
[22:51:30] Magical_Hacker casts [Dragon Breath] targeting [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[22:51:59] Turn 3: Zero_mana
[22:52:35] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: So far, it's been working pretty well, but not like insane or anything most of the time
[22:52:39] [CHAT] Zero_mana: why did you pump my critter?
[22:52:54] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: In case you don't attack me, I can pump it up for one more damage :)
[22:53:24] [CHAT] Zero_mana: politics always work in edh^^
[22:53:31] [CHAT] neuro_grad: because some men just like to watch the world burn
[22:53:37] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: dont hit me im jsut a dragon
[22:53:40] Ethanplaneswalker is being attacked by [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator]
[22:53:51] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[22:54:05] Ethanplaneswalker has been dealt 3 total damage by Zero_mana's commander, [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[22:54:06] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] onto the stack (Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, you create a Treasure toke...).
[22:54:13] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: oh god it hurts 
[22:54:17] Zero_mana's [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] creates a Treasure Token.
[22:54:26] Zero_mana casts [Talisman of Creativity].
[22:54:39] Turn 3: Ethanplaneswalker
[22:54:48] Ethanplaneswalker plays [Plains].
[22:55:04] Ethanplaneswalker casts [General Ferrous Rokiric].
[22:55:36] Turn 3: neuro_grad
[22:55:37] neuro_grad puts triggered ability from [Search for Tomorrow] onto the stack (Suspend 2{G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[22:55:46] neuro_grad removes a time counter from [Search for Tomorrow].
[22:55:47] neuro_grad puts triggered ability from [Search for Tomorrow] onto the stack (Suspend 2{G} (When the last time counter is removed from the suspended card, cast it without p...).
[22:55:56] neuro_grad casts Zero_mana.
[22:56:36] neuro_grad casts [Circuitous Route].
[22:57:02] Turn 4: Magical_Hacker
[22:57:27] Turn 4: Zero_mana
[22:58:07] Zero_mana casts [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer].
[22:58:43] neuro_grad is being attacked by [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator]
[22:58:48] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[22:58:55] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[22:59:01] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[22:59:10] neuro_grad has been dealt 5 total damage by Zero_mana's commander, [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[22:59:14] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer] onto the stack (Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, exile the top card of each...).
[22:59:14] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] onto the stack (Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, you create a Treasure toke...).
[22:59:20] Zero_mana's [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] creates a Treasure Token.
[22:59:43] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: It's not a bad mana sink when you draw four nonlands in a row after keeping a three land opening hand. Not that there's where I'm at or anything wink wink
[22:59:50] Turn 4: Ethanplaneswalker
[22:59:58] Ethanplaneswalker plays [Island].
[23:00:24] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Maestros Charm] targeting [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] (Maestros Charm deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.).
[23:00:26] Ethanplaneswalker puts triggered ability from [General Ferrous Rokiric] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 4/4 red and white Golem artifact creature token.).
[23:00:38] Ethanplaneswalker's [General Ferrous Rokiric] creates a Golem Token.
[23:01:23] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [General Ferrous Rokiric]
[23:01:59] Turn 4: neuro_grad
[23:02:08] neuro_grad casts [Lotus Cobra].
[23:02:25] neuro_grad casts [Somberwald Sage].
[23:02:53] Turn 5: Magical_Hacker
[23:03:34] Magical_Hacker casts [Mizzium Mortars] targeting [Somberwald Sage].
[23:04:00] Turn 5: Zero_mana
[23:04:08] Zero_mana plays [Mountain].
[23:04:30] Zero_mana casts [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[23:04:51] neuro_grad is being attacked by [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer]
[23:04:56] neuro_grad has been dealt 3 total damage by Zero_mana's commander, [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer].
[23:04:59] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer] onto the stack (Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, exile the top card of each...).
[23:05:00] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] onto the stack (Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, you create a Treasure toke...).
[23:05:02] Zero_mana's [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] creates a Treasure Token.
[23:05:44] Turn 5: Ethanplaneswalker
[23:06:17] Ethanplaneswalker plays [Forest].
[23:06:32] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Guided Passage].
[23:06:33] Ethanplaneswalker puts triggered ability from [General Ferrous Rokiric] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 4/4 red and white Golem artifact creature token.).
[23:06:53] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I hope you pick me :) I've never got to guided passage before
[23:06:56] Ethanplaneswalker's [General Ferrous Rokiric] creates a Golem Token.
[23:07:04] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: *gotten
[23:07:10] Ethanplaneswalker chooses Zero_mana.
[23:07:10] Ethanplaneswalker reveals 89 cards with [Guided Passage]: [Wilderness Reclamation], [Widespread Thieving], [Whirlwind of Thought], [Arcane Signet], [Unite the Coalition], [Bant Charm], [Tome of the Guildpact], [Brokers Confluence], [Command Tower], [Sunken Hollow], 
[23:07:10] [Cultivate], [Smoldering Marsh], [Simic Charm], [Silumgar's Command], [Seaside Citadel], [Savage Lands], [Sandsteppe Citadel], [Sakura-Tribe Elder], [Ruin], [Road], 
[23:07:10] [Road/Ruin], [Riveteers Charm], [Darigaaz's Charm], [Esper Charm], [Fellwar Stone], [Rakdos Charm], [Quandrix Apprentice], [Primeval Spawn], [Prairie Stream], [Forest], 
[23:07:10] [Forest], [Forest], [Forest], [Forest], [Opulent Palace], [City of Brass], [Obscura Charm], [Naya Charm], [Mystic Monastery], [Island], 
[23:07:10] [Island], [Melek, Izzet Paragon], [Mana Cannons], [Izzet Charm], [Kodama's Reach], neuro_grad, Ethanplaneswalker, Zero_mana, Magical_Hacker, [Mountain], 
[23:07:10] [Mountain], [Incandescent Aria], [Hostile Takeover], [Nature's Lore], [Growth Spiral], [Grixis Charm], [Golgari Charm], [Frontier Bivouac], [Path of Ancestry], [Plains], 
[23:07:10] [Plains], [Farseek], [Exotic Orchard], [Eureka Moment], [Rampant Growth], [Epic Experiment], [Endless Detour], [Duneblast], [Double Vision], [Rith's Charm], 
[23:07:10] [Sultai Charm], [Crumbling Necropolis], [Crosis's Charm], [Corpsejack Menace], [Swamp], [Swamp], [Swamp], [Cinder Glade], [Canopy Vista], [Temur Charm], 
[23:07:10] [Brokers Charm], [Bring to Light], [Boros Charm], [Trace of Abundance], [Archmage Emeritus], [Urban Evolution], [Arcane Sanctum], [Arcane Bombardment], and [Abzan Charm].
[23:07:10] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Cultivate[sU] has a graphical bug.
Spells like Cultivate fail to display the destination zones of the chosen lands in the game log.
[23:07:10] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]City of Brass[sU] has an unclassified bug.
Drain Power does not function correctly when the targeted player controls City of Brass.
[23:07:10] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Kodama's Reach[sU] has a graphical bug.
Spells like Cultivate fail to display the destination zones of the chosen lands in the game log.
[23:07:19] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: bot 
[23:09:33] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Fellwar Stone].
[23:10:00] Zero_mana is being attacked by [Golem Token]
[23:10:35] Turn 5: neuro_grad
[23:10:46] neuro_grad casts [Defense of the Heart].
[23:11:29] Turn 6: Magical_Hacker
[23:12:21] Magical_Hacker discards [Purphoros, Bronze-Blooded].
[23:12:22] Turn 6: Zero_mana
[23:12:36] Zero_mana plays [Mountain].
[23:13:04] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: r uguys ready for dr who
[23:13:11] [CHAT] Zero_mana: no
[23:13:31] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: i like dr who 
[23:13:34] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: but i like lotr more
[23:13:43] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I think the cards are cool, but I havent actually looked at them in an organized way to add any to my decks yet
[23:13:44] [CHAT] neuro_grad: I'm not familiar with the show at all, so the set seems like word-soup
[23:13:52] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I wanna wait to see if they're even coming to MTGO\
[23:14:10] Zero_mana casts [Dockside Extortionist].
[23:14:18] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Dockside Extortionist] onto the stack (When Dockside Extortionist enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number...).
[23:14:26] Zero_mana's [Dockside Extortionist] creates five Treasure Tokens.
[23:14:45] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: jesus chrimeny 
[23:14:57] neuro_grad is being attacked by [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer]
Ethanplaneswalker is being attacked by [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator]
[23:15:15] neuro_grad has been dealt 6 total damage by Zero_mana's commander, [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer].
[23:15:15] Ethanplaneswalker has been dealt 5 total damage by Zero_mana's commander, [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[23:15:19] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer] onto the stack (Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, exile the top card of each...).
[23:15:19] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] onto the stack (Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, you create a Treasure toke...).
[23:15:25] Zero_mana's [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] creates two Treasure Tokens.
[23:15:48] Zero_mana casts [Mystic Remora].
[23:16:01] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: daaamn 
[23:16:04] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: nice
[23:16:22] Zero_mana casts [Mirage Mirror].
[23:16:42] Turn 6: Ethanplaneswalker
[23:16:47] Ethanplaneswalker plays [Swamp].
[23:18:00] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Ramos, Dragon Engine].
[23:18:07] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Dragon Breath] onto the stack (When a creature with mana value 6 or greater enters the battlefield, you may return Dragon Breath ...).
[23:19:04] Turn 6: neuro_grad
[23:19:04] neuro_grad puts triggered ability from [Defense of the Heart] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls three or more creatures, sacrifice Defens...).
[23:19:46] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Dragon Breath] onto the stack (When a creature with mana value 6 or greater enters the battlefield, you may return Dragon Breath ...).
[23:19:46] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Dragon Breath] onto the stack (When a creature with mana value 6 or greater enters the battlefield, you may return Dragon Breath ...).
[23:21:08] neuro_grad puts triggered ability from [Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus] onto the stack (At the beginning of each combat, double the power and toughness of each creature you control until...).
[23:21:31] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Lotus Cobra]
[23:21:57] neuro_grad casts [Flood of Tears].
[23:21:58] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Mystic Remora] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {4}.).
[23:23:18] Zero_mana casts [See Double] targeting [Flood of Tears] (Copy target spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.).
[23:23:38] Zero_mana returns [Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus], [Moraug, Fury of Akoum], [Ramos, Dragon Engine], [Mirage Mirror], [Mystic Remora], [Treasure Token], [Treasure Token], [Dockside Extortionist], [Fellwar Stone], [Golem Token], 
[23:23:38] [Treasure Token], [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator], [Lotus Cobra], [Golem Token], [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer], [General Ferrous Rokiric], [Talisman of Creativity], and [Wild Growth] to their owner's hand with [Flood of Tears].
[23:24:11] Zero_mana draws a card with [Mystic Remora]'s ability.
[23:24:18] neuro_grad returns [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer] to its owner's hand with [Flood of Tears].
[23:24:28] [CHAT] Zero_mana: hm...didnt work as planned
[23:24:28] neuro_grad discards [Evacuation].
[23:24:28] neuro_grad discards [Burgeoning].
[23:24:30] Turn 7: Magical_Hacker
[23:24:34] [CHAT] Zero_mana: for both of us^^
[23:24:39] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: xd
[23:24:39] [CHAT] neuro_grad: haha
[23:24:41] Magical_Hacker plays [Mountain].
[23:24:42] [CHAT] neuro_grad: yeah
[23:24:46] Magical_Hacker casts [Outpost Siege].
[23:25:03] [CHAT] neuro_grad: I think I only have like 10-15 min btw
[23:25:12] Magical_Hacker chooses Khans for [Outpost Siege].
[23:25:28] Turn 7: Zero_mana
[23:25:35] Zero_mana plays [Shivan Reef].
[23:25:51] Zero_mana casts [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[23:25:52] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: All good
[23:26:01] Zero_mana casts [Talisman of Creativity].
[23:26:29] Zero_mana casts [Brainstorm].
[23:26:41] Zero_mana draws three cards with [Brainstorm].
[23:27:40] Zero_mana discards [Mind Control].
[23:27:41] Turn 7: Ethanplaneswalker
[23:27:52] Ethanplaneswalker plays [Jungle Shrine].
[23:28:06] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Ramos, Dragon Engine].
[23:28:09] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Dragon Breath] onto the stack (When a creature with mana value 6 or greater enters the battlefield, you may return Dragon Breath ...).
[23:29:13] Ethanplaneswalker discards [Storm-Kiln Artist].
[23:29:16] Turn 7: neuro_grad
[23:29:23] neuro_grad casts [Mystic Remora].
[23:29:32] neuro_grad casts [Lotus Cobra].
[23:29:40] neuro_grad casts [Nature's Lore].
[23:29:50] neuro_grad puts triggered ability from [Lotus Cobra] onto the stack (Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add one mana of any color.).
[23:29:59] neuro_grad chooses green.
[23:30:04] neuro_grad casts [Wild Growth] targeting [Forest].
[23:30:19] Turn 8: Magical_Hacker
[23:30:20] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Outpost Siege] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may pl...).
[23:30:41] Magical_Hacker plays [Akoum Teeth].
[23:30:47] Magical_Hacker casts [Thran Dynamo].
[23:30:48] neuro_grad puts triggered ability from [Mystic Remora] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {4}.).
[23:31:05] neuro_grad draws a card with [Mystic Remora]'s ability.
[23:31:28] Turn 8: Zero_mana
[23:31:46] Zero_mana casts [Dockside Extortionist].
[23:31:51] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Dockside Extortionist] onto the stack (When Dockside Extortionist enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number...).
[23:32:03] Zero_mana's [Dockside Extortionist] creates five Treasure Tokens.
[23:32:10] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: baller
[23:32:19] Zero_mana casts [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer].
[23:32:42] neuro_grad is being attacked by [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator]
[23:32:55] neuro_grad has been dealt 7 total damage by Zero_mana's commander, [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[23:32:59] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Breeches, Brazen Plunderer] onto the stack (Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, exile the top card of each...).
[23:33:00] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] onto the stack (Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, you create a Treasure toke...).
[23:33:07] Zero_mana's [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] creates a Treasure Token.
[23:33:20] Zero_mana plays [Forest].
[23:34:20] Turn 8: Ethanplaneswalker
[23:34:40] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Corpsejack Menace].
[23:34:41] Ethanplaneswalker puts triggered ability from [Ramos, Dragon Engine] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos, Dragon Engine for each of that spell's co...).
[23:34:53] Ethanplaneswalker puts two +1/+1 counters on [Ramos, Dragon Engine].
[23:35:12] Ethanplaneswalker casts [General Ferrous Rokiric].
[23:35:13] Ethanplaneswalker puts triggered ability from [Ramos, Dragon Engine] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos, Dragon Engine for each of that spell's co...).
[23:35:24] Ethanplaneswalker puts four +1/+1 counters on [Ramos, Dragon Engine].
[23:35:39] Ethanplaneswalker removes five +1/+1 counters from [Ramos, Dragon Engine].
[23:36:06] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Fellwar Stone].
[23:36:07] Ethanplaneswalker puts triggered ability from [Ramos, Dragon Engine] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos, Dragon Engine for each of that spell's co...).
[23:36:08] neuro_grad puts triggered ability from [Mystic Remora] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {4}.).
[23:36:30] neuro_grad draws a card with [Mystic Remora]'s ability.
[23:36:37] Ethanplaneswalker.
[23:36:57] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Double Vision].
[23:36:58] Ethanplaneswalker puts triggered ability from [Ramos, Dragon Engine] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos, Dragon Engine for each of that spell's co...).
[23:36:58] neuro_grad puts triggered ability from [Mystic Remora] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {4}.).
[23:36:59] [CHAT] neuro_grad: aight, gotta go. Have a good weekend all
[23:37:03] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: u 2 
[23:37:07] neuro_grad has conceded from the game.
[23:37:10] neuro_grad loses the game.
[23:37:10] neuro_grad is now a watcher.
[23:37:10] neuro_grad has stopped watching.
[23:37:10] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: ditto
[23:37:18] [CHAT] Zero_mana: gg
[23:37:21] Ethanplaneswalker puts two +1/+1 counters on [Ramos, Dragon Engine].
[23:37:54] Zero_mana is being attacked by [Ramos, Dragon Engine]
[23:38:09] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: some crazy shit could happen
[23:38:16] Zero_mana has been dealt 7 total damage by Ethanplaneswalker's commander, [Ramos, Dragon Engine].
[23:38:30] Turn 9: Magical_Hacker
[23:38:31] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Outpost Siege] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may pl...).
[23:38:48] Magical_Hacker plays [Mountain].
[23:38:55] Magical_Hacker casts [Portal to Phyrexia].
[23:39:25] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Portal to Phyrexia] onto the stack (When Portal to Phyrexia enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices three creatures.).
[23:40:08] Turn 9: Zero_mana
[23:40:19] Zero_mana plays [Island].
[23:40:57] Zero_mana casts [Thieving Skydiver] (with kicker). (X is 9).
[23:41:13] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: OOOOOO
[23:41:14] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Thieving Skydiver] onto the stack targeting [Portal to Phyrexia] (When Thieving Skydiver enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, gain control of target artifact w...).
[23:41:27] Zero_mana casts [Copy Artifact].
[23:41:36] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Portal to Phyrexia] onto the stack (When Portal to Phyrexia enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices three creatures.).
[23:41:37] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: OOOOOOOOOOOOOS HIT 
[23:41:58] Turn 9: Ethanplaneswalker
[23:42:01] [CHAT] Zero_mana: lol never cast a portal if you dont know to keep it...
[23:42:02] Ethanplaneswalker plays [Command Tower].
[23:42:36] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Ruinous Ultimatum].
[23:42:38] Ethanplaneswalker puts triggered ability from [Double Vision] onto the stack (Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, copy that spell. You may choose n...).
[23:43:01] [CHAT] Zero_mana: as i said :(
[23:43:02] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Fertile Ground] targeting [Island].
[23:43:45] Turn 10: Magical_Hacker
[23:43:53] Magical_Hacker plays [Mountain].
[23:44:00] Magical_Hacker casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
[23:44:10] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Dragon Breath] onto the stack (When a creature with mana value 6 or greater enters the battlefield, you may return Dragon Breath ...).
[23:44:37] Ethanplaneswalker is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm]
[23:44:38] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[23:45:44] Magical_Hacker casts [Unite the Coalition] targeting Magical_Hacker, Magical_Hacker, [Fertile Ground] (Destroy target artifact or enchantment), [Fellwar Stone] (Destroy target artifact or enchantment), and [Double Vision] (Destroy target artifact or enchantment).
[23:45:44] Chosen mode: Target player draws a card.
[23:45:44] Chosen mode: Target player draws a card.
[23:45:44] Chosen mode: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
[23:45:44] Chosen mode: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
[23:45:44] Chosen mode: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
[23:45:47] Magical_Hacker casts [Sol Ring].
[23:46:10] Magical_Hacker draws a card with [Unite the Coalition].
[23:46:11] Magical_Hacker draws a card with [Unite the Coalition].
[23:46:37] Magical_Hacker casts [Valakut Awakening].
[23:47:19] Magical_Hacker draws six cards with [Valakut Awakening].
[23:47:28] Ethanplaneswalker has been dealt 6 total damage by Magical_Hacker's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
[23:47:48] Magical_Hacker discards [Rising of the Day].
[23:47:50] Turn 10: Zero_mana
[23:48:01] Zero_mana plays [Mountain].
[23:48:27] Zero_mana casts [Persuasion] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm].
[23:48:45] [CHAT] Zero_mana: i take this one now
[23:49:04] Turn 10: Ethanplaneswalker
[23:49:06] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: THIEF
[23:49:35] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Ramos, Dragon Engine].
[23:50:07] Turn 11: Magical_Hacker
[23:50:18] Magical_Hacker plays [Hanweir Battlements].
[23:50:36] Magical_Hacker casts [Blasphemous Act].
[23:50:50] [CHAT] Zero_mana: and it starts again...
[23:50:52] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: :9
[23:51:22] Magical_Hacker casts [Aggravated Assault].
[23:51:51] Turn 11: Zero_mana
[23:51:57] Zero_mana plays [Island].
[23:52:13] Zero_mana casts [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[23:52:41] Turn 11: Ethanplaneswalker
[23:53:12] [CHAT] Ethanplaneswalker: my commander is 10 mana now lols
[23:53:30] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Archmage Emeritus].
[23:53:59] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Mana Cannons].
[23:54:31] Turn 12: Magical_Hacker
[23:54:57] Magical_Hacker casts [Etali, Primal Storm].
[23:55:06] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Dragon Breath] onto the stack (When a creature with mana value 6 or greater enters the battlefield, you may return Dragon Breath ...).
[23:55:45] Zero_mana is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm]
[23:55:46] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[23:56:19] Magical_Hacker casts [Sword of Feast and Famine].
[23:56:39] Magical_Hacker casts [Sultai Charm] targeting [Archmage Emeritus] (Destroy target monocolored creature.).
[23:57:26] Zero_mana has been dealt 6 total damage by Magical_Hacker's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
[23:57:43] Magical_Hacker casts [Lightning Greaves].
[23:57:56] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {0}).
[23:58:19] Turn 12: Zero_mana
[23:58:50] Zero_mana casts [Empress Galina].
[23:59:01] Zero_mana casts [Mirage Mirror].
[23:59:13] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator]
[23:59:22] Magical_Hacker has been dealt 2 total damage by Zero_mana's commander, [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[23:59:24] Zero_mana puts triggered ability from [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] onto the stack (Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, you create a Treasure toke...).
[23:59:31] Zero_mana's [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator] creates a Treasure Token.
[23:59:45] Turn 12: Ethanplaneswalker
[00:00:10] Ethanplaneswalker casts [Bring to Light] (with 5 colors).
[00:00:32] Ethanplaneswalker puts triggered ability from [Mana Cannons] onto the stack targeting Magical_Hacker (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, Mana Cannons deals X damage to any target, where X is the ...).
[00:03:32] Ethanplaneswalker has conceded from the game.
[00:03:35] Ethanplaneswalker loses the game.
[00:03:39] Turn 13: Magical_Hacker
[00:03:39] Ethanplaneswalker is now a watcher.
[00:03:50] Ethanplaneswalker has stopped watching.
[00:04:11] Magical_Hacker casts [Karlach, Fury of Avernus].
[00:04:21] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Karlach, Fury of Avernus] (Equip {0}).
[00:04:35] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Sword of Feast and Famine] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {2}).
[00:04:45] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Etali, Primal Storm] (Equip {0}).
[00:05:10] Zero_mana is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm]
[00:05:15] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[00:05:16] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Karlach, Fury of Avernus] onto the stack (Whenever you attack, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap all attacking creatures. Th...).
[00:05:55] Magical_Hacker casts [Anger].
[00:06:58] Magical_Hacker casts [Guff Rewrites History] targeting [Empress Galina], and [Anger].
[00:07:12] Magical_Hacker casts [Song-Mad Treachery] targeting [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator].
[00:07:33] Zero_mana has been dealt 14 total damage by Magical_Hacker's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
[00:07:35] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Sword of Feast and Famine] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you un...).
[00:07:43] Zero_mana discards [Cackling Counterpart].
[00:08:08] [CHAT] Zero_mana: ggs
[00:08:19] Zero_mana is being attacked by [Etali, Primal Storm] and [Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator]
[00:08:20] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Etali, Primal Storm] onto the stack (Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may ca...).
[00:08:30] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: GG
[00:08:35] Magical_Hacker casts [Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer].
[00:08:37] Magical_Hacker casts [Anger].
[00:08:56] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[00:08:59] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[00:09:03] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[00:09:08] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[00:09:12] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[00:09:16] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[00:09:20] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Dragon Breath] ( Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.).
[00:10:04] Zero_mana has been dealt 29 total damage by Magical_Hacker's commander, [Etali, Primal Storm].
[00:10:05] Magical_Hacker wins the game.
Winner: Magical_Hacker
Game 1 Completed.
[00:10:24] Zero_mana has left the game.