Game 850074028
[Time] 1693890180
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[League] Taxes 16 Never Ending by dadknight (223971) vs Orzhov Scam by yay784 (223949)
[08:03:03] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[08:03:08] [CHAT] Yay784: oh?
[08:03:10] [CHAT] Yay784: someones on a new deck
[08:03:13] Yay784 chooses to play first.
[08:03:19] [CHAT] DadKnight: mmmmmmmmmmmaybe
[08:03:20] Yay784 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[08:03:29] [CHAT] DadKnight: glutton for punishment today
[08:03:32] DadKnight begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[08:03:32] Turn 1: Yay784
[08:03:34] Yay784 skips their draw step.
[08:03:36] Yay784 plays [Caves of Koilos].
[08:03:38] Turn 1: DadKnight
[08:03:42] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[08:03:44] DadKnight casts [Recruitment Officer].
[08:03:48] Turn 2: Yay784
[08:03:53] Yay784 plays [Plains].
[08:03:58] Turn 2: DadKnight
[08:04:01] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[08:04:34] [CHAT] DadKnight: happy to give out free wins as I tune my pile lol
[08:04:37] Yay784 is being attacked by [Recruitment Officer]
[08:04:39] [CHAT] Yay784: lol
[08:04:48] DadKnight casts [Judge's Familiar].
[08:04:53] Yay784 discards [Timeless Dragon].
[08:04:53] Yay784 cycles [Timeless Dragon].
[08:04:57] Yay784 reveals [Plains].
[08:05:01] DadKnight casts [Dauntless Bodyguard].
[08:05:06] Turn 3: Yay784
[08:05:19] Yay784 plays [Plains].
[08:05:24] Yay784 casts [Dark Ritual].
[08:05:30] Yay784 exiles [Timeless Dragon] with [Timeless Dragon]'s ability.
[08:05:30] Yay784 activates an ability of [Timeless Dragon] (Eternalize {2WW}).
[08:05:31] Yay784's [Timeless Dragon] creates a Timeless Dragon.
[08:05:39] [CHAT] Yay784: oh
[08:05:42] Yay784 casts [Bloodchief's Thirst] targeting [Recruitment Officer].
[08:05:46] [CHAT] Yay784: that was not good order
[08:05:47] DadKnight activates an ability of [Judge's Familiar] targeting [Bloodchief's Thirst] (Sacrifice Judge's Familiar: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}...).
[08:05:56] [CHAT] DadKnight: true
[08:06:00] Turn 3: DadKnight
[08:06:03] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[08:06:11] DadKnight casts [Remorseful Cleric].
[08:06:14] DadKnight casts [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[08:06:19] Turn 4: Yay784
[08:06:23] Yay784 plays [Shambling Vent].
[08:06:27] Yay784 casts [Kambal, Consul of Allocation].
[08:06:35] Turn 4: DadKnight
[08:06:38] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[08:06:57] DadKnight casts ability from [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] ( Put Lurrus of the Dream-Den into your hand.).
[08:07:16] Turn 5: Yay784
[08:07:18] Yay784 plays [Swamp].
[08:07:26] Yay784 casts [Dark Ritual].
[08:07:32] Yay784 casts [Grave Titan].
[08:07:33] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Grave Titan] onto the stack (Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature token...).
[08:07:35] Yay784's [Grave Titan] creates two Zombie Tokens.
[08:07:39] DadKnight is being attacked by [Timeless Dragon]
[08:07:52] Turn 5: DadKnight
[08:07:58] DadKnight casts [Lurrus of the Dream-Den].
[08:08:02] DadKnight casts [Judge's Familiar] from the graveyard.
[08:08:15] Turn 6: Yay784
[08:08:25] DadKnight is being attacked by [Zombie Token], [Zombie Token], [Grave Titan], [Kambal, Consul of Allocation], and [Timeless Dragon]
[08:08:25] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Grave Titan] onto the stack (Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature token...).
[08:08:27] Yay784's [Grave Titan] creates two Zombie Tokens.
[08:08:37] [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] blocks [Grave Titan].
[08:08:39] [Benevolent Bodyguard] blocks [Kambal, Consul of Allocation].
[08:08:55] [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] stops blocking.
[08:09:02] [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] blocks [Zombie Token].
[08:09:10] [Remorseful Cleric] blocks [Grave Titan].
[08:09:11] [Dauntless Bodyguard] blocks [Grave Titan].
[08:09:12] [Recruitment Officer] blocks [Grave Titan].
[08:09:29] [CHAT] Yay784: hmmm you didnt want to kill the kamal over the zombie token?
[08:09:34] [CHAT] Yay784: i guess y ou can play around second kamabal
[08:09:36] Blockers for [Grave Titan] are ordered as follows: [Recruitment Officer], [Dauntless Bodyguard], [Remorseful Cleric]
[08:09:39] DadKnight activates an ability of [Benevolent Bodyguard] targeting [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] ( Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.).
[08:09:47] [CHAT] DadKnight: that was the thought process but is probably wrong
[08:09:50] DadKnight chooses black.
[08:10:02] Yay784 casts [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos].
[08:10:03] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Kunoros, Hound of Athreos[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
Kunoros's static ability prevents cards below it in the graveyard from entering the battlefield when reanimated together.
Our data about this bug is out of date. Please let us know if this card is still bugged (or if it's been fixed).
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[08:10:09] Turn 6: DadKnight
[08:10:19] DadKnight casts [Honor of the Pure].
[08:10:19] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Kambal, Consul of Allocation] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.).
[08:10:31] DadKnight casts [Dryad Militant].
[08:10:34] DadKnight casts [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[08:10:48] Turn 7: Yay784
[08:10:53] Yay784 casts [Kaya, Ghost Assassin].
[08:10:57] Yay784 removes two loyalty counters from [Kaya, Ghost Assassin].
[08:10:57] Yay784 activates an ability of [Kaya, Ghost Assassin] ( Each opponent discards a card and you draw a card.).
[08:10:59] DadKnight chooses a card from their hand.
[08:10:59] DadKnight discards [Judge's Familiar].
[08:10:59] Yay784 draws a card with [Kaya, Ghost Assassin]'s ability.
[08:11:09] DadKnight is being attacked by [Timeless Dragon]
[08:11:16] Turn 7: DadKnight
[08:11:39] Yay784's [Kaya, Ghost Assassin] is being attacked by [Lurrus of the Dream-Den]
[08:11:41] DadKnight activates an ability of [Benevolent Bodyguard] targeting [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] ( Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.).
[08:11:44] DadKnight chooses black.
[08:11:50] DadKnight removes three loyalty counters from [Kaya, Ghost Assassin].
[08:11:52] DadKnight casts [Dryad Militant].
[08:11:56] Turn 8: Yay784
[08:11:59] Yay784 plays [Swamp].
[08:12:04] Yay784 casts [Grave Titan].
[08:12:06] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Grave Titan] onto the stack (Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature token...).
[08:12:07] Yay784's [Grave Titan] creates two Zombie Tokens.
[08:12:11] DadKnight is being attacked by [Timeless Dragon]
[08:12:17] Turn 8: DadKnight
[08:12:21] DadKnight casts Yay784.
[08:12:27] Turn 9: Yay784
[08:12:37] DadKnight is being attacked by [Grave Titan] and [Timeless Dragon]
[08:12:37] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Grave Titan] onto the stack (Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature token...).
[08:12:39] Yay784's [Grave Titan] creates two Zombie Tokens.
[08:12:45] [Dryad Militant] blocks [Grave Titan].
[08:12:46] [Dryad Militant] blocks [Grave Titan].
[08:12:47] [Judge's Familiar] blocks [Timeless Dragon].
[08:13:00] [CHAT] Yay784: that was probably lethal if full swing lol
[08:13:00] Blockers for [Grave Titan] are ordered as follows: [Dryad Militant], [Dryad Militant]
[08:13:12] [CHAT] DadKnight: probs lol
[08:13:19] Yay784 casts [Kaya, Ghost Assassin].
[08:13:25] Yay784 removes a loyalty counter from [Kaya, Ghost Assassin].
[08:13:26] Yay784 activates an ability of [Kaya, Ghost Assassin] ( Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.).
[08:13:29] Turn 9: DadKnight
[08:13:34] DadKnight has conceded from the game.
[08:13:34] Yay784 wins the game.
Winner: Yay784
Game 1 Completed.
Game 850074838
[Time] 1693890885
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[08:14:52] DadKnight begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[08:14:55] Yay784 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[08:14:55] Turn 1: DadKnight
[08:14:56] DadKnight skips their draw step.
[08:14:57] [CHAT] Yay784: GREED
[08:14:57] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[08:14:59] DadKnight casts [Dryad Militant].
[08:15:03] Turn 1: Yay784
[08:15:06] Yay784 plays [Swamp].
[08:15:07] Turn 2: DadKnight
[08:15:11] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[08:15:19] [CHAT] DadKnight: greed never goes wrong, right?
[08:15:25] [CHAT] Yay784: of course not
[08:15:29] Yay784 is being attacked by [Dryad Militant]
[08:15:33] DadKnight casts [Dauntless Bodyguard].
[08:15:37] DadKnight casts [Judge's Familiar].
[08:15:42] Turn 2: Yay784
[08:15:45] Yay784 plays [Shambling Vent].
[08:15:49] Turn 3: DadKnight
[08:15:52] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[08:15:55] Yay784 is being attacked by [Judge's Familiar], [Dauntless Bodyguard], and [Dryad Militant]
[08:16:17] [CHAT] DadKnight: hmmmm
[08:16:28] DadKnight casts [Precinct Captain].
[08:16:30] DadKnight casts [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[08:16:34] Turn 3: Yay784
[08:16:50] [CHAT] DadKnight: land, d rit, night of betrayal, gg
[08:16:57] [CHAT] Yay784: uh oh
[08:17:02] [CHAT] Yay784: i didnt hit the land lol
[08:17:04] [CHAT] DadKnight: YES
[08:17:07] [CHAT] DadKnight: hope!
[08:17:16] Yay784 casts [Tidehollow Sculler].
[08:17:19] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack targeting DadKnight (When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose ...).
[08:17:23] DadKnight reveals their hand to [Tidehollow Sculler]'s ability, containing no cards.
[08:17:28] Turn 4: DadKnight
[08:17:41] Yay784 is being attacked by [Benevolent Bodyguard], [Precinct Captain], [Judge's Familiar], [Dauntless Bodyguard], and [Dryad Militant]
[08:17:44] [Tidehollow Sculler] blocks [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[08:17:46] DadKnight puts triggered ability from [Precinct Captain] onto the stack (Whenever Precinct Captain deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature tok...).
[08:17:49] DadKnight's [Precinct Captain] creates a Soldier Token.
[08:17:54] DadKnight casts ability from [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] ( Put Lurrus of the Dream-Den into your hand.).
[08:17:58] Turn 4: Yay784
[08:18:01] Yay784 plays [Swamp].
[08:18:04] [CHAT] DadKnight: f
[08:18:04] Yay784 casts [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos].
[08:18:16] [CHAT] Yay784: the one punish to swinging with body guard lol
[08:18:26] [CHAT] DadKnight: I think if I was always on the play this matchup wouldnt be too bad lol
[08:18:36] Turn 5: DadKnight
[08:18:39] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[08:18:41] DadKnight casts [Lurrus of the Dream-Den].
[08:18:54] [CHAT] Yay784: hmmmm
[08:19:00] [CHAT] DadKnight: hmm indeed
[08:19:00] [CHAT] Yay784: that suspicosuly looks like a thingie
[08:19:03] [CHAT] DadKnight: fuckin hound!
[08:19:13] [CHAT] Yay784: lol
[08:19:13] Yay784 is being attacked by [Soldier Token], [Precinct Captain], [Judge's Familiar], [Dauntless Bodyguard], and [Dryad Militant]
[08:19:27] [CHAT] DadKnight: at 6 I dont think you can play around much tbh
[08:19:31] [CHAT] DadKnight: imo
[08:19:32] [CHAT] Yay784: so i have to bloc k2 humans or 2 non humans
[08:19:40] [CHAT] DadKnight: :D
[08:19:49] [CHAT] Yay784: well it cant be two humans
[08:19:52] [CHAT] DadKnight: right
[08:19:57] [CHAT] Yay784: becuase then you sac dauntless and i get no lifelink
[08:20:03] [Tidehollow Sculler] blocks [Soldier Token].
[08:20:04] [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos] blocks [Dryad Militant].
[08:20:15] DadKnight puts triggered ability from [Precinct Captain] onto the stack (Whenever Precinct Captain deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature tok...).
[08:20:16] DadKnight's [Precinct Captain] creates a Soldier Token.
[08:20:24] Turn 5: Yay784
[08:20:28] [CHAT] DadKnight: nice blocks
[08:20:32] Yay784 casts [Dark Ritual].
[08:20:43] DadKnight activates an ability of [Judge's Familiar] targeting [Dark Ritual] (Sacrifice Judge's Familiar: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}...).
[08:21:09] Yay784 discards [Timeless Dragon].
[08:21:09] Yay784 cycles [Timeless Dragon].
[08:21:11] Yay784 reveals [Plains].
[08:21:13] Yay784 plays [Plains].
[08:21:16] Yay784 casts [Malicious Malfunction].
[08:21:22] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack (When Tidehollow Sculler leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[08:21:29] DadKnight is being attacked by [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos]
[08:21:34] Turn 6: DadKnight
[08:21:37] DadKnight casts [Precinct Captain].
[08:21:40] DadKnight casts [Precinct Captain].
[08:21:43] Turn 6: Yay784
[08:21:46] Yay784 plays [Plains].
[08:21:54] [CHAT] Yay784: welp im going to paly around ossication
[08:21:55] Yay784 casts [Timely Reinforcements].
[08:21:55] Yay784's [Timely Reinforcements] creates three Soldier Tokens.
[08:21:58] [CHAT] DadKnight: why affliction over flaying tendrils?
[08:22:08] [CHAT] DadKnight: or maybe it jjust doesnt matter tbh
[08:22:12] [CHAT] Yay784: hmmmm
[08:22:33] [CHAT] DadKnight: YOU HAVE SIDEBOARD CARDS FOR AGGRO WITH -THIS- DECK
[08:22:35] [CHAT] Yay784: its probably better huh
[08:22:41] [CHAT] DadKnight: thats a big WELP
[08:22:50] [CHAT] Yay784: yea i got pissed off i cant win against mono red lol
[08:22:54] Turn 7: DadKnight
[08:23:07] [CHAT] DadKnight: the 4/4 angel isn't enough? hmmm I can see it
[08:23:11] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[08:23:16] [CHAT] Yay784: nah too slow, or they just kill it lol
[08:23:22] DadKnight casts [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[08:23:45] [CHAT] Yay784: and everything dies to chain lighting
[08:23:47] Turn 7: Yay784
[08:24:00] [CHAT] DadKnight: yeah hound being 3 toughness blows
[08:24:04] Yay784 casts [Boon-Bringer Valkyrie].
[08:24:09] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Boon-Bringer Valkyrie] onto the stack targeting [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos] (Backup 1 (When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If ...).
[08:24:32] [CHAT] Yay784: you know i run timely reinforcments i dont htink i should be running this lol
[08:24:41] [CHAT] DadKnight: My deck just, I dunno, gets destroyed in this matchup, and most of my tax pieces are 2 toughness so not sure how to deckbuild around it. hmm
[08:24:43] Yay784 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos].
[08:24:49] DadKnight is being attacked by [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos]
[08:24:56] [CHAT] DadKnight: maybe my deck is bad right now tbh
[08:25:00] [CHAT] Yay784: yea this deck used to run the -1/-1
[08:25:07] [CHAT] Yay784: then i was like half the time this whiffs
[08:25:08] [CHAT] DadKnight: march casualties, it hurt
[08:25:34] [CHAT] DadKnight: it hurt like only my deck when I have no honor of the pure, and mono black aggro which seems to have disappeared?
[08:25:36] Turn 8: DadKnight
[08:25:43] [CHAT] Yay784: yea
[08:25:53] [CHAT] Yay784: and matyr i guess
[08:26:06] [CHAT] DadKnight: well this game is over, ggs frendo. Not sure what to playyyy in the 500, I love this deck!
[08:26:08] [CHAT] DadKnight: ah well gg
[08:26:11] [CHAT] Yay784: gg
[08:26:11] DadKnight has conceded from the game.
[08:26:11] Yay784 wins the game.
Winner: Yay784
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: Yay784: 2–0
[08:26:19] Yay784 has left the game.