Penny Dreadful: "pd league"
Game 850068256
[Time] 1693885799
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[League] Orzhov Scam by yay784 (223949) vs Taxes 15 We Be Censoring by dadknight (223944)
[06:50:02] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[06:50:03] [CHAT] DadKnight: gasp
[06:50:06] DadKnight chooses to play first.
[06:50:07] [CHAT] Yay784: we meet once more
[06:50:11] DadKnight mulligans to six cards.
[06:50:24] Yay784 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[06:50:28] [CHAT] DadKnight: glhf frendo
[06:50:32] [CHAT] Yay784: you too
[06:50:32] DadKnight mulligans to five cards.
[06:50:51] DadKnight puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[06:50:51] Turn 1: DadKnight
[06:50:53] DadKnight skips their draw step.
[06:50:54] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[06:50:55] DadKnight casts [Dryad Militant].
[06:50:59] Turn 1: Yay784
[06:51:02] Yay784 plays [Swamp].
[06:51:05] Turn 2: DadKnight
[06:51:07] DadKnight plays [Eiganjo Castle].
[06:51:13] DadKnight casts [Judge's Familiar].
[06:51:16] Yay784 discards [Scarab Feast].
[06:51:16] Yay784 cycles [Scarab Feast].
[06:51:22] DadKnight casts [Dauntless Bodyguard].
[06:51:26] [CHAT] Yay784: ah shit i ddidnt cahnge my lands art
[06:52:04] Yay784 is being attacked by [Dryad Militant]
[06:52:09] Turn 2: Yay784
[06:52:13] Yay784 plays [Plains].
[06:52:14] [CHAT] DadKnight: literally unplayable
[06:52:18] Turn 3: DadKnight
[06:52:35] Yay784 is being attacked by [Dauntless Bodyguard], [Judge's Familiar], and [Dryad Militant]
[06:53:00] DadKnight casts [Adanto Vanguard].
[06:53:03] Yay784 discards [Timeless Dragon].
[06:53:03] Yay784 cycles [Timeless Dragon].
[06:53:07] Yay784 reveals [Plains].
[06:53:10] Turn 3: Yay784
[06:53:17] Yay784 plays [Plains].
[06:53:19] Yay784 casts [Kambal, Consul of Allocation].
[06:53:27] Turn 4: DadKnight
[06:53:30] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[06:53:37] Yay784 is being attacked by [Adanto Vanguard] and [Judge's Familiar]
[06:53:39] [CHAT] Yay784: hmmmm
[06:53:54] DadKnight casts ability from [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] ( Put Lurrus of the Dream-Den into your hand.).
[06:53:58] Turn 4: Yay784
[06:54:01] Yay784 plays [Swamp].
[06:54:03] Yay784 exiles [Timeless Dragon] with [Timeless Dragon]'s ability.
[06:54:03] Yay784 activates an ability of [Timeless Dragon] (Eternalize {2WW}).
[06:54:04] Yay784's [Timeless Dragon] creates a Timeless Dragon.
[06:54:10] Turn 5: DadKnight
[06:54:40] DadKnight casts [Adanto Vanguard].
[06:54:49] Turn 5: Yay784
[06:54:52] Yay784 plays [Caves of Koilos].
[06:55:01] [CHAT] DadKnight: angels are illegal
[06:55:06] [CHAT] DadKnight: surely no angel
[06:55:07] [CHAT] DadKnight: surely
[06:55:11] Yay784 casts [Boon-Bringer Valkyrie].
[06:55:16] [CHAT] DadKnight: yup
[06:55:17] [CHAT] Yay784: lol
[06:55:22] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Boon-Bringer Valkyrie] onto the stack targeting [Timeless Dragon] (Backup 1 (When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If ...).
[06:55:23] Yay784 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Timeless Dragon].
[06:55:27] DadKnight is being attacked by [Timeless Dragon]
[06:55:40] Turn 6: DadKnight
[06:55:58] Yay784 is being attacked by [Adanto Vanguard] and [Adanto Vanguard]
[06:56:03] [CHAT] Yay784: hmmmmm
[06:56:08] [CHAT] DadKnight: to bluff or not to bluff
[06:56:10] [CHAT] Yay784: is charge an instant or sorcery lol
[06:56:21] [CHAT] Yay784: ah shit
[06:56:22] [CHAT] DadKnight: yes, tis instant
[06:56:23] [CHAT] Yay784: instant
[06:56:25] [CHAT] DadKnight: lol
[06:56:37] [CHAT] DadKnight: so sick, lets go vanguard
[06:56:41] DadKnight casts [Precinct Captain].
[06:56:48] Turn 6: Yay784
[06:56:56] Yay784 casts [Dark Ritual].
[06:57:03] Yay784 discards [Scarab Feast].
[06:57:03] Yay784 cycles [Scarab Feast].
[06:57:07] Yay784 plays [Swamp].
[06:57:15] [CHAT] DadKnight: wtf is this
[06:57:17] Yay784 casts [Grave Titan].
[06:57:25] [CHAT] DadKnight: just overpaying for titan, fair
[06:57:27] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Grave Titan] onto the stack (Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature token...).
[06:57:32] [CHAT] Yay784: well i top decked the land
[06:57:34] Yay784's [Grave Titan] creates two Zombie Tokens.
[06:57:35] [CHAT] Yay784: from the cycle
[06:57:40] [CHAT] DadKnight: yeh makes sense
[06:57:42] [CHAT] DadKnight: no hjate
[06:57:48] DadKnight is being attacked by [Boon-Bringer Valkyrie]
[06:58:14] [Judge's Familiar] blocks [Boon-Bringer Valkyrie].
[06:58:24] Turn 7: DadKnight
[06:58:47] DadKnight casts [Lurrus of the Dream-Den].
[06:58:51] Turn 7: Yay784
[06:58:57] Yay784 casts [Tidehollow Sculler].
[06:58:59] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack targeting DadKnight (When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose ...).
[06:59:09] [CHAT] Yay784: ah not charge
[06:59:11] [CHAT] Yay784: forgot you ran that
[06:59:13] [CHAT] DadKnight: close tho
[06:59:15] DadKnight reveals their hand to [Tidehollow Sculler]'s ability, containing [Fight as One].
[06:59:19] Yay784 casts [Kaya, Ghost Assassin].
[06:59:31] Yay784 removes two loyalty counters from [Kaya, Ghost Assassin].
[06:59:31] Yay784 activates an ability of [Kaya, Ghost Assassin] ( Each opponent discards a card and you draw a card.).
[06:59:32] DadKnight chooses a card from their hand.
[06:59:32] DadKnight discards [Fight as One].
[06:59:32] Yay784 draws a card with [Kaya, Ghost Assassin]'s ability.
[06:59:37] DadKnight is being attacked by [Boon-Bringer Valkyrie]
[06:59:45] Turn 8: DadKnight
[06:59:52] DadKnight casts [Judge's Familiar] from the graveyard.
[06:59:56] DadKnight casts [Remorseful Cleric].
[07:00:09] Turn 8: Yay784
[07:00:19] Yay784 casts [Dark Ritual].
[07:00:28] Yay784 casts [Kaya, Intangible Slayer].
[07:00:34] DadKnight has conceded from the game.
[07:00:34] Yay784 wins the game.
Winner: Yay784
Game 1 Completed.
Game 850069256
[Time] 1693886509
[07:01:50] PDBot has started watching.
[07:01:53] DadKnight chooses to play first.
[07:01:59] DadKnight mulligans to six cards.
[07:02:02] Yay784 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[07:02:12] DadKnight puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[07:02:12] Turn 1: DadKnight
[07:02:15] DadKnight skips their draw step.
[07:02:16] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[07:02:17] DadKnight casts [Recruitment Officer].
[07:02:20] Turn 1: Yay784
[07:02:23] Yay784 plays [Shambling Vent].
[07:02:25] Turn 2: DadKnight
[07:02:28] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[07:02:31] DadKnight casts [Adanto Vanguard].
[07:02:35] Yay784 is being attacked by [Recruitment Officer]
[07:02:40] Turn 2: Yay784
[07:02:42] Yay784 plays [Plains].
[07:02:44] Yay784 casts [Dark Ritual].
[07:02:50] Yay784 casts [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos].
[07:02:50] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Kunoros, Hound of Athreos[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
Kunoros's static ability prevents cards below it in the graveyard from entering the battlefield when reanimated together.
Our data about this bug is out of date. Please let us know if this card is still bugged (or if it's been fixed).
You can do so by PM'ing this bot, or by typing `!stillbugged Kunoros, Hound of Athreos` or `!notbugged Kunoros, Hound of Athreos`
[07:02:54] Yay784 casts [Bloodchief's Thirst] targeting [Recruitment Officer].
[07:03:00] Turn 3: DadKnight
[07:03:02] DadKnight plays [Ghost Quarter].
[07:03:06] DadKnight casts [Judge's Familiar].
[07:03:24] Yay784 is being attacked by [Adanto Vanguard]
[07:03:29] DadKnight casts [Dryad Militant].
[07:03:35] Turn 3: Yay784
[07:03:50] DadKnight is being attacked by [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos]
[07:04:10] Yay784 discards [Timeless Dragon].
[07:04:10] Yay784 cycles [Timeless Dragon].
[07:04:14] Yay784 reveals [Plains].
[07:04:16] Yay784 plays [Plains].
[07:04:18] Turn 4: DadKnight
[07:04:20] DadKnight plays [Plains].
[07:04:22] DadKnight casts ability from [Lurrus of the Dream-Den] ( Put Lurrus of the Dream-Den into your hand.).
[07:04:24] DadKnight casts [Judge's Familiar].
[07:04:34] Yay784 is being attacked by [Judge's Familiar]
[07:04:41] Turn 4: Yay784
[07:04:46] Yay784 discards [Timeless Dragon].
[07:04:46] Yay784 cycles [Timeless Dragon].
[07:04:49] Yay784 reveals [Plains].
[07:04:50] Yay784 plays [Plains].
[07:04:52] Yay784 casts [Tidehollow Sculler].
[07:04:54] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack targeting DadKnight (When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose ...).
[07:04:58] DadKnight reveals their hand to [Tidehollow Sculler]'s ability, containing no cards.
[07:05:03] DadKnight is being attacked by [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos]
[07:05:06] [Adanto Vanguard] blocks [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos].
[07:05:08] [Dryad Militant] blocks [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos].
[07:05:10] Blockers for [Kunoros, Hound of Athreos] are ordered as follows: [Adanto Vanguard], [Dryad Militant]
[07:05:13] DadKnight activates an ability of [Adanto Vanguard] ( Adanto Vanguard gains indestructible until end of turn.).
[07:05:21] Turn 5: DadKnight
[07:05:25] DadKnight casts [Honor of the Pure].
[07:05:33] [CHAT] DadKnight: wtf
[07:05:35] [CHAT] DadKnight: welp
[07:05:43] [CHAT] Yay784: oh missed wing?
[07:05:47] [CHAT] DadKnight: attack all was grayed out, my bad for hurrying
[07:05:57] Turn 5: Yay784
[07:06:03] Yay784 casts [Kaya, Ghost Assassin].
[07:06:11] Yay784 removes two loyalty counters from [Kaya, Ghost Assassin].
[07:06:11] Yay784 activates an ability of [Kaya, Ghost Assassin] ( Each opponent discards a card and you draw a card.).
[07:06:13] Yay784 draws a card with [Kaya, Ghost Assassin]'s ability.
[07:06:24] Turn 6: DadKnight
[07:06:33] [CHAT] Yay784: hmmm shouldve went for dragon
[07:06:43] [CHAT] DadKnight: agreed probably
[07:06:45] Yay784 is being attacked by [Adanto Vanguard]
Yay784's [Kaya, Ghost Assassin] is being attacked by [Judge's Familiar] and [Judge's Familiar]
[07:06:50] DadKnight removes three loyalty counters from [Kaya, Ghost Assassin].
[07:06:53] Turn 6: Yay784
[07:07:01] Yay784 exiles [Timeless Dragon] with [Timeless Dragon]'s ability.
[07:07:01] Yay784 activates an ability of [Timeless Dragon] (Eternalize {2WW}).
[07:07:02] Yay784's [Timeless Dragon] creates a Timeless Dragon.
[07:07:06] DadKnight is being attacked by [Tidehollow Sculler]
[07:07:12] Turn 7: DadKnight
[07:07:21] Yay784 is being attacked by [Adanto Vanguard]
[07:07:24] [Timeless Dragon] blocks [Adanto Vanguard].
[07:07:27] DadKnight activates an ability of [Adanto Vanguard] ( Adanto Vanguard gains indestructible until end of turn.).
[07:07:34] Turn 7: Yay784
[07:07:38] DadKnight activates an ability of [Ghost Quarter] targeting [Shambling Vent] ( Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto t...).
[07:08:07] Yay784 exiles [Timeless Dragon] with [Timeless Dragon]'s ability.
[07:08:07] Yay784 activates an ability of [Timeless Dragon] (Eternalize {2WW}).
[07:08:09] Yay784's [Timeless Dragon] creates a Timeless Dragon.
[07:08:17] Turn 8: DadKnight
[07:08:27] Yay784 is being attacked by [Adanto Vanguard]
[07:08:36] DadKnight casts Yay784.
[07:08:43] Turn 8: Yay784
[07:08:46] Yay784 plays [Caves of Koilos].
[07:08:52] Yay784 casts [Boon-Bringer Valkyrie].
[07:08:56] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Boon-Bringer Valkyrie] onto the stack targeting [Timeless Dragon] (Backup 1 (When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If ...).
[07:08:58] Yay784 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Timeless Dragon].
[07:09:02] DadKnight is being attacked by [Timeless Dragon]
[07:09:13] [Judge's Familiar] blocks [Timeless Dragon].
[07:09:14] [Judge's Familiar] stops blocking.
[07:09:47] Turn 9: DadKnight
[07:09:52] DadKnight casts [Ossification] targeting [Plains].
[07:09:56] [CHAT] Yay784: oh
[07:09:59] [CHAT] DadKnight: yisss
[07:10:01] DadKnight puts triggered ability from [Ossification] onto the stack targeting [Boon-Bringer Valkyrie] (When Ossification enters the battlefield, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent contro...).
[07:10:27] Yay784 is being attacked by Yay784 and [Adanto Vanguard]
[07:10:32] [Tidehollow Sculler] blocks [Adanto Vanguard].
[07:10:35] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack (When Tidehollow Sculler leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[07:10:40] Turn 9: Yay784
[07:10:43] Yay784 plays [Swamp].
[07:10:47] Yay784 casts [Malicious Malfunction].
[07:10:58] DadKnight casts [Fight as One] targeting [Judge's Familiar] (Target non-Human creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains indestructible until end of turn.).
[07:11:05] DadKnight activates an ability of [Judge's Familiar] targeting [Malicious Malfunction] (Sacrifice Judge's Familiar: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}...).
[07:11:20] Yay784 casts [Tidehollow Sculler].
[07:11:23] Yay784 puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack targeting DadKnight (When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose ...).
[07:11:33] DadKnight reveals their hand to [Tidehollow Sculler]'s ability, containing [Brave the Elements].
[07:11:41] [CHAT] DadKnight: this matchup is ass but really fun
[07:11:47] Turn 10: DadKnight
[07:11:51] DadKnight casts [Adanto Vanguard].
[07:11:56] [CHAT] Yay784: yea lifegain is so hard to deal with
[07:12:05] Turn 10: Yay784
[07:12:10] [CHAT] DadKnight: fuckin 44 first strike lol
[07:12:19] Yay784 casts [Malicious Malfunction].
[07:12:25] [CHAT] DadKnight: lol gg
[07:12:27] [CHAT] DadKnight: rekt
[07:12:29] DadKnight has conceded from the game.
[07:12:29] Yay784 wins the game.
Winner: Yay784
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: Yay784: 2–0