Game 838875826

[Time] 1684800611
[03:10:12] PDBot has started watching.
[03:10:17] Magical_Hacker chooses to play first.
[03:10:17] Magical_Hacker chooses [Sliver Hivelord] as their commander.
[03:10:17] SuckableToes chooses [Gut, True Soul Zealot] and [Agent of the Iron Throne] as their commanders.
[03:10:17] Feminist chooses [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] as their commander.
[03:10:18] MusicalDouchebag8 chooses [Nethroi, Apex of Death] as their commander.
[03:10:20] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: Gl hf all!
[03:10:21] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: hi everyone
[03:10:40] [CHAT] Feminist: glhf!
[03:11:08] Magical_Hacker mulligans to seven cards.
[03:11:13] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: good luck and have fun!
[03:11:17] SuckableToes begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[03:11:23] Feminist mulligans to seven cards.
[03:11:26] MusicalDouchebag8 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[03:11:33] Magical_Hacker begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[03:11:36] Feminist mulligans to six cards.
[03:11:44] Feminist puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[03:11:44] Turn 1: Magical_Hacker
[03:11:44] Magical_Hacker.
[03:11:56] Magical_Hacker plays [Flooded Strand].
[03:12:03] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Flooded Strand] ( Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.).
[03:12:35] Turn 1: SuckableToes
[03:12:35] SuckableToes.
[03:12:39] SuckableToes plays [Mountain].
[03:12:53] Turn 1: Feminist
[03:12:53] Feminist.
[03:12:58] Feminist plays [Swamp].
[03:13:09] Turn 1: MusicalDouchebag8
[03:13:09] MusicalDouchebag8.
[03:13:13] MusicalDouchebag8 plays [Path of Ancestry].
[03:13:24] Turn 2: Magical_Hacker
[03:13:24] Magical_Hacker.
[03:13:35] Magical_Hacker plays [Canyon Slough].
[03:13:44] Turn 2: SuckableToes
[03:13:44] SuckableToes.
[03:13:46] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Oh, and I'm not playing slivers
[03:13:53] SuckableToes plays [Kher Keep].
[03:13:56] SuckableToes casts [Charcoal Diamond].
[03:14:03] Turn 2: Feminist
[03:14:03] Feminist.
[03:14:11] [CHAT] Feminist: superfriends right?
[03:14:16] Feminist plays [Swamp].
[03:14:20] Feminist casts [Arcane Signet].
[03:14:36] Turn 2: MusicalDouchebag8
[03:14:36] MusicalDouchebag8.
[03:14:38] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: is that something you have to clarify everygame?
[03:14:41] MusicalDouchebag8 plays [Command Tower].
[03:14:44] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Sol Ring].
[03:15:26] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Sakura-Tribe Elder].
[03:15:30] MusicalDouchebag8 activates an ability of [Sakura-Tribe Elder] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[03:15:53] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: People are afraid of slivers
[03:15:59] Turn 3: Magical_Hacker
[03:15:59] Magical_Hacker.
[03:16:01] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: that is a fact
[03:16:08] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: they are disgusting to look at 
[03:16:09] Magical_Hacker plays SuckableToes.
[03:16:21] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: no sense of fashion whatsoever
[03:16:54] Turn 3: SuckableToes
[03:16:55] SuckableToes.
[03:17:00] SuckableToes plays [Command Tower].
[03:17:02] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Slivers are really powerful, and we are getting a sliver precon soon
[03:17:09] SuckableToes casts [Ophiomancer].
[03:17:22] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: did they really need a precon though?
[03:17:29] Turn 3: Feminist
[03:17:29] Feminist.
[03:17:30] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Ophiomancer] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token...).
[03:17:30] [CHAT] Feminist: i cant wait for the eldrazi one
[03:17:37] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Youre preaching to the choir
[03:17:38] SuckableToes's [Ophiomancer] creates a Snake Token.
[03:17:46] Feminist plays [Swamp].
[03:17:51] Feminist casts [Mindslicer].
[03:18:00] Turn 3: MusicalDouchebag8
[03:18:00] MusicalDouchebag8.
[03:18:02] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: this next set of precons aren't really all that exciting to me 
[03:18:05] MusicalDouchebag8 plays [Isolated Chapel].
[03:18:06] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I got a buddy who's had an abzan enchantress decks for 8 years now
[03:18:16] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: so I bet he's excited for that precon
[03:18:20] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Solemn Simulacrum].
[03:18:22] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Solemn Simulacrum] onto the stack (When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, ...).
[03:18:41] Turn 4: Magical_Hacker
[03:18:42] Magical_Hacker.
[03:18:47] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: This set of precons is very tribal-esque
[03:18:57] Magical_Hacker plays [Misty Rainforest].
[03:19:01] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Misty Rainforest] ( Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.).
[03:19:03] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: does planeswalker decks count as tribal 
[03:19:30] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Kinda, I think
[03:19:30] [CHAT] Feminist: can be
[03:19:40] Turn 4: SuckableToes
[03:19:40] SuckableToes.
[03:19:47] SuckableToes plays [Field of the Dead].
[03:20:04] SuckableToes casts [Nightmare Shepherd].
[03:20:09] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: I see it more as a theme than actual tribal
[03:20:28] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Snake Token] and [Ophiomancer]
[03:20:49] [CHAT] Feminist: yeah i agree
[03:20:55] Turn 4: Feminist
[03:20:55] Feminist.
[03:21:03] Feminist plays [Swamp].
[03:21:10] Feminist casts [Seizan, Perverter of Truth].
[03:21:17] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Deadly Dispute].
[03:21:18] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Solemn Simulacrum] onto the stack (When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.).
[03:21:21] [CHAT] Feminist: now everyone gets to draw!
[03:21:25] MusicalDouchebag8 draws a card with [Solemn Simulacrum]'s ability.
[03:21:30] MusicalDouchebag8 draws two cards with [Deadly Dispute].
[03:21:31] MusicalDouchebag8's [Deadly Dispute] creates a Treasure Token.
[03:21:40] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: you're just going to make us discard our hands 
[03:21:48] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: The way I see it, there are types of themes, including a category of themes based on a card type/subtype
[03:21:48] [CHAT] Feminist: no
[03:21:56] [CHAT] Feminist: its just defense
[03:22:13] MusicalDouchebag8 is being attacked by [Mindslicer]
[03:22:25] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: This includes tribal, so it could be called "tribal" as well
[03:22:38] Turn 4: MusicalDouchebag8
[03:22:39] MusicalDouchebag8.
[03:22:39] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:22:45] MusicalDouchebag8 draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:22:53] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: This type of theme is most similar to goodstuff decks
[03:22:59] MusicalDouchebag8 plays [Reliquary Tower].
[03:23:08] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:23:16] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: because you play the best cards of that card type/subtype with things that reward that type/subtype
[03:23:19] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Arcbound Reclaimer].
[03:23:23] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[03:23:24] [CHAT] Feminist: i see tribes as creature types and themes as a playstyle of the deck
[03:23:29] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:23:42] Magical_Hacker casts [Chaos Warp] targeting [Mindslicer].
[03:23:43] Feminist reveals [Caged Sun].
[03:23:50] Feminist chooses black for [Caged Sun].
[03:23:51] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[03:23:53] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:23:58] Turn 5: Magical_Hacker
[03:23:59] Magical_Hacker.
[03:23:59] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:23:59] [CHAT] Feminist: well thank you
[03:23:59] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: well
[03:24:05] Magical_Hacker draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:24:13] Magical_Hacker plays [Island].
[03:24:29] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: not as good as the elesh norn from tibalts trickery in my experience but thats up there
[03:24:44] Magical_Hacker casts [Sliver Hivelord].
[03:24:57] Magical_Hacker discards [Damnation].
[03:25:00] Turn 5: SuckableToes
[03:25:00] SuckableToes.
[03:25:01] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:25:01] [CHAT] Feminist: yeah that would be pretty crazy
[03:25:05] SuckableToes draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:25:14] SuckableToes plays [Myriad Landscape].
[03:25:23] SuckableToes casts [Gut, True Soul Zealot].
[03:25:37] SuckableToes casts [Dreadhorde Invasion].
[03:25:50] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: it was 
[03:26:04] MusicalDouchebag8 is being attacked by [Nightmare Shepherd] and [Snake Token]
[03:26:04] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 bl...).
[03:26:07] SuckableToes's [Gut, True Soul Zealot] creates a Skeleton Token.
[03:26:08] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I've seen a chaos warp on a stuffy doll in response to a blasphemous act get a repercussion
[03:26:09] SuckableToes puts [Skeleton Token] onto the battlefield attacking Feminist
[03:26:31] Turn 5: Feminist
[03:26:31] Feminist.
[03:26:32] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:26:33] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Ophiomancer] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token...).
[03:26:34] [CHAT] Feminist: omg 
[03:26:35] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: did I insult your mother suckabletoes
[03:26:42] SuckableToes's [Ophiomancer] creates a Snake Token.
[03:26:43] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: also thats pretty crazy
[03:26:52] [CHAT] Feminist: thats insane
[03:26:55] Feminist draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:27:02] Feminist plays [Swamp].
[03:27:08] Feminist casts [Mindslicer].
[03:27:14] [CHAT] Feminist: hes back!
[03:27:30] Feminist casts [Decanter of Endless Water].
[03:27:32] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[03:27:33] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: mtgo really likes to pick favorites
[03:27:33] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I think I got it in a video too
[03:27:44] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:28:20] Turn 5: MusicalDouchebag8
[03:28:20] MusicalDouchebag8.
[03:28:21] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:28:25] MusicalDouchebag8 draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:28:35] MusicalDouchebag8 plays [Buried Ruin].
[03:28:40] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Armix, Filigree Thrasher].
[03:28:47] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[03:28:53] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:29:01] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Triskelion].
[03:29:06] [CHAT] Feminist: Armix is pretty scary
[03:29:11] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[03:29:18] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: who said its gonna target you
[03:29:27] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:29:50] Turn 6: Magical_Hacker
[03:29:51] Magical_Hacker.
[03:29:51] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:30:00] Magical_Hacker draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:30:17] Magical_Hacker plays [Underground Sea].
[03:30:28] Magical_Hacker casts [Elspeth, Sun's Champion].
[03:30:46] MusicalDouchebag8 removes a +1/+1 counter from [Triskelion].
[03:30:46] MusicalDouchebag8 activates an ability of [Triskelion] targeting Feminist ( Triskelion deals 1 damage to any target.).
[03:31:03] Magical_Hacker puts a loyalty counter on [Elspeth, Sun's Champion].
[03:31:03] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Elspeth, Sun's Champion] ( Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.).
[03:31:10] Magical_Hacker's [Elspeth, Sun's Champion] creates three Soldier Tokens.
[03:31:42] Magical_Hacker discards [Mountain].
[03:31:45] Turn 6: SuckableToes
[03:31:45] SuckableToes.
[03:31:46] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Invasion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass one.).
[03:31:46] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:31:57] SuckableToes draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:31:59] [CHAT] Feminist: my buddy has a voltron deck with him
[03:32:07] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: You're a friendly bunch [sS]
[03:32:11] SuckableToes's [Dreadhorde Invasion] creates a Zombie Army Token.
[03:32:11] SuckableToes puts a +1/+1 counter on [Zombie Army Token].
[03:32:15] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I'm adding you all as buddies
[03:32:20] SuckableToes plays [Valakut Stoneforge].
[03:32:24] [CHAT] Feminist: ayy im down
[03:32:26] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: well this ain't no voltron list 
[03:32:31] SuckableToes casts [Liliana, Dreadhorde General].
[03:32:36] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: and cool a friend
[03:32:44] SuckableToes removes four loyalty counters from [Liliana, Dreadhorde General].
[03:32:45] SuckableToes activates an ability of [Liliana, Dreadhorde General] ( Each player sacrifices two creatures.).
[03:33:00] Feminist casts [Baleful Mastery] targeting [Liliana, Dreadhorde General].
[03:33:13] [CHAT] Feminist: bye bye hands
[03:33:18] MusicalDouchebag8 removes a +1/+1 counter from [Triskelion].
[03:33:18] MusicalDouchebag8 activates an ability of [Triskelion] targeting [Skeleton Token] ( Triskelion deals 1 damage to any target.).
[03:33:26] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Liliana, Dreadhorde General] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card.).
[03:33:34] SuckableToes draws a card with [Liliana, Dreadhorde General]'s ability.
[03:33:51] Feminist chooses SuckableToes.
[03:33:51] SuckableToes draws a card with [Baleful Mastery].
[03:33:55] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: oh you're right, I forgot
[03:34:04] MusicalDouchebag8 removes a +1/+1 counter from [Triskelion].
[03:34:04] MusicalDouchebag8 activates an ability of [Triskelion] targeting [Snake Token] ( Triskelion deals 1 damage to any target.).
[03:34:22] MusicalDouchebag8 removes a +1/+1 counter from [Arcbound Reclaimer].
[03:34:22] MusicalDouchebag8 activates an ability of [Arcbound Reclaimer] targeting [Solemn Simulacrum] ( Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.).
[03:34:26] Feminist puts [Solemn Simulacrum] on top of MusicalDouchebag8's library with [Arcbound Reclaimer]'s ability.
[03:34:49] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Nightmare Shepherd] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a token t...).
[03:34:50] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Mindslicer] onto the stack (When Mindslicer dies, each player discards their hand.).
[03:34:53] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Reclaimer] onto the stack targeting [Armix, Filigree Thrasher] (Modular 2 (When this permanent is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may put a +1/+1...).
[03:35:02] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Armix, Filigree Thrasher].
[03:35:10] SuckableToes discards [Arcane Signet].
[03:35:10] SuckableToes discards [Bojuka Bog].
[03:35:10] SuckableToes discards [Ogre Slumlord].
[03:35:10] SuckableToes discards [Blasphemous Act].
[03:35:10] SuckableToes discards [Toxic Deluge].
[03:35:10] Magical_Hacker discards [Plateau].
[03:35:10] MusicalDouchebag8 discards [Plains].
[03:35:10] MusicalDouchebag8 discards [Forest].
[03:35:10] Feminist discards [Bone Miser].
[03:35:10] SuckableToes discards [Baleful Mastery].
[03:35:10] Magical_Hacker discards [Anguished Unmaking].
[03:35:10] Magical_Hacker discards [Damn].
[03:35:10] MusicalDouchebag8 discards [Swamp].
[03:35:10] MusicalDouchebag8 discards [Jungle Hollow].
[03:35:10] MusicalDouchebag8 discards [Workshop Assistant].
[03:35:10] Magical_Hacker discards Magical_Hacker.
[03:35:10] MusicalDouchebag8 discards [Plains].
[03:35:10] Feminist discards [Imp's Mischief].
[03:35:10] Feminist discards [Swamp].
[03:35:10] Magical_Hacker discards [Decree of Pain].
[03:35:10] Magical_Hacker discards [Day of Judgment].
[03:35:10] Magical_Hacker discards [Wrath of God].
[03:35:10] SuckableToes discards [City on Fire].
[03:35:10] SuckableToes discards [Cut of the Profits].
[03:35:11] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Toxic Deluge[sU] has an avoidable game breaking bug.
If a card that requires an additional cost involving X would be cast without paying its mana cost, it restarts the game when the next spell is cast
[03:35:14] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: goodbye 5 lands
[03:35:30] SuckableToes's [Nightmare Shepherd] creates an Ophiomancer.
[03:35:37] [CHAT] Feminist: this deck loves giving other ppl the win
[03:35:51] [CHAT] Feminist: tends to happen
[03:35:53] Feminist is being attacked by [Gut, True Soul Zealot] and [Nightmare Shepherd]
[03:35:54] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 bl...).
[03:36:30] Feminist has been dealt 2 total damage by SuckableToes's commander, [Gut, True Soul Zealot].
[03:36:31] SuckableToes removes four loyalty counters from [Elspeth, Sun's Champion].
[03:36:46] Turn 6: Feminist
[03:36:46] Feminist.
[03:36:48] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Ophiomancer] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token...).
[03:36:55] SuckableToes's [Ophiomancer] creates a Snake Token.
[03:37:02] Feminist plays [Swamp].
[03:37:12] Feminist casts [Seizan, Perverter of Truth].
[03:37:31] [CHAT] Feminist: lets get you guys some more cards!
[03:37:39] Turn 6: MusicalDouchebag8
[03:37:40] MusicalDouchebag8.
[03:37:41] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:37:47] MusicalDouchebag8 draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:38:13] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Solemn Simulacrum].
[03:38:17] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[03:38:18] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Solemn Simulacrum] onto the stack (When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, ...).
[03:38:40] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:38:52] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Duplicant].
[03:38:56] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[03:39:02] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Duplicant] onto the stack targeting [Nightmare Shepherd] (When Duplicant enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature.).
[03:39:11] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:39:58] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: will armix work with attacking elspeth
[03:40:07] SuckableToes is being attacked by [Armix, Filigree Thrasher] and [Arcbound Crusher]
[03:40:08] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Armix, Filigree Thrasher] onto the stack (Whenever Armix, Filigree Thrasher attacks, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature de...).
[03:40:13] MusicalDouchebag8 discards [Karn's Bastion].
[03:40:18] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Armix, Filigree Thrasher] onto the stack targeting [Ophiomancer] (When you do, target creature defending player controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is th...).
[03:41:22] [CHAT] Feminist: think so
[03:41:23] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: its too late now
[03:41:24] [CHAT] Feminist: its on attack
[03:41:24] [CHAT] Feminist: sorry wasnt paying attention
[03:41:29] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: defending player though does it count planeswalkers
[03:42:46] [Sliver Hivelord] blocks [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:42:46] [Sliver Hivelord] stops blocking.
[03:42:46] [Sliver Hivelord] blocks [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:42:47] [CHAT] Feminist: yeah i think it works
[03:42:49] [CHAT] Feminist: idk for sure
[03:42:51] MusicalDouchebag8 removes a loyalty counter from [Elspeth, Sun's Champion].
[03:42:52] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: yes that's how it works
[03:42:53] Turn 7: Magical_Hacker
[03:42:53] Magical_Hacker.
[03:42:53] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:42:53] Magical_Hacker draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:42:53] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: well you get to keep your indestructable commander
[03:42:56] Magical_Hacker casts [Tamiyo, Field Researcher].
[03:43:14] Magical_Hacker puts a loyalty counter on [Tamiyo, Field Researcher].
[03:43:15] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Tamiyo, Field Researcher] targeting [Sliver Hivelord], and [Arcbound Crusher] ( Choose up to two target creatures. Until your next turn, whenever either of those creatures deals...).
[03:43:43] Turn 7: SuckableToes
[03:43:43] SuckableToes.
[03:43:44] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Invasion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass one.).
[03:43:45] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:43:46] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: im kinda glad you discarded our hands 
[03:43:52] SuckableToes draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:43:53] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: literally boardwipe theme going on over there
[03:44:02] SuckableToes's [Dreadhorde Invasion] creates a Zombie Army Token.
[03:44:03] SuckableToes puts a +1/+1 counter on [Zombie Army Token].
[03:44:12] SuckableToes plays [Mountain].
[03:44:17] [CHAT] Feminist: yeahhh
[03:44:35] [CHAT] Feminist: well he'll draw another soon probably
[03:44:36] SuckableToes activates an ability of [Myriad Landscape] ( Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the batt...).
[03:44:53] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: welp, its a good thing armix is on the case 
[03:45:00] SuckableToes casts [Agent of the Iron Throne].
[03:45:08] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: unless suckable toes has a vendetta 
[03:45:11] SuckableToes casts [Impulsive Pilferer].
[03:45:31] [CHAT] Feminist: bad thing abt my commander is i rarely get to have him in my turn
[03:45:41] Feminist is being attacked by [Snake Token]
[03:45:42] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 bl...).
[03:45:52] SuckableToes's [Gut, True Soul Zealot] creates a Skeleton Token.
[03:45:56] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: it looks like you get to keep him this time around 
[03:45:57] SuckableToes puts [Skeleton Token] onto the battlefield attacking MusicalDouchebag8
[03:46:00] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each op...).
[03:46:01] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Impulsive Pilferer] onto the stack (When Impulsive Pilferer dies, create a Treasure token.).
[03:46:10] SuckableToes's [Impulsive Pilferer] creates a Treasure Token.
[03:46:12] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[03:46:36] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:46:42] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: you got flash in the deck?
[03:46:49] [CHAT] Feminist: nope
[03:47:01] [Duplicant] blocks [Skeleton Token].
[03:47:03] [Solemn Simulacrum] blocks [Skeleton Token].
[03:47:12] Blockers for [Skeleton Token] are ordered as follows: [Solemn Simulacrum], [Duplicant]
[03:47:28] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each op...).
[03:47:29] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Solemn Simulacrum] onto the stack (When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.).
[03:47:35] MusicalDouchebag8 draws a card with [Solemn Simulacrum]'s ability.
[03:47:52] Turn 7: Feminist
[03:47:52] Feminist.
[03:47:53] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:48:01] Feminist draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:48:14] Feminist plays [Swamp].
[03:48:17] Feminist casts [Liliana's Caress].
[03:48:26] [CHAT] Feminist: amazing draws!
[03:48:37] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: armix buddy 
[03:48:39] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: why must you discard
[03:48:48] [CHAT] Feminist: sorry
[03:48:52] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: :(
[03:48:56] [CHAT] Feminist: just played out my hand tbh
[03:49:03] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: its fine 
[03:49:06] SuckableToes is being attacked by [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]
[03:49:11] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: Ill just cry about it in the corner
[03:49:33] [CHAT] Feminist: hey its only 2!
[03:49:42] SuckableToes has been dealt 7 total damage by Feminist's commander, [Seizan, Perverter of Truth].
[03:50:00] Turn 7: MusicalDouchebag8
[03:50:01] MusicalDouchebag8.
[03:50:02] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:50:07] MusicalDouchebag8 draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:50:36] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Nethroi, Apex of Death] for its mutate cost targeting [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:50:37] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Nethroi, Apex of Death] onto the stack (When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, ...).
[03:50:55] MusicalDouchebag8 scrys 1 (0 top, 1 bottom).
[03:51:07] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: i want the table to know
[03:51:08] Magical_Hacker casts [Arcane Denial] targeting [Nethroi, Apex of Death].
[03:51:10] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: stop it 
[03:51:16] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: i bottomed a smothering tithe
[03:51:26] MusicalDouchebag8 plays [Godless Shrine].
[03:51:34] [CHAT] Feminist: awww
[03:51:36] MusicalDouchebag8 casts [Hermit Druid].
[03:51:51] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Armix, Filigree Thrasher] and [Arcbound Crusher]
[03:51:51] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Armix, Filigree Thrasher] onto the stack (Whenever Armix, Filigree Thrasher attacks, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature de...).
[03:51:56] MusicalDouchebag8 discards [Arcbound Stinger].
[03:52:01] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Armix, Filigree Thrasher] onto the stack targeting [Sliver Hivelord] (When you do, target creature defending player controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is th...).
[03:52:03] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Liliana's Caress] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.).
[03:52:25] [Soldier Token] blocks [Armix, Filigree Thrasher].
[03:52:36] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: it was out of the goodness of my heart
[03:52:43] MusicalDouchebag8 removes five loyalty counters from [Tamiyo, Field Researcher].
[03:52:45] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Tamiyo, Field Researcher] onto the stack (40854,814:@] deals combat damage, Magical_Hacker draws a card.).
[03:52:49] Magical_Hacker draws a card with [Tamiyo, Field Researcher]'s ability.
[03:53:05] Turn 8: Magical_Hacker
[03:53:05] Magical_Hacker.
[03:53:10] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Arcane Denial] onto the stack (MusicalDouchebag8 may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.).
[03:53:11] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Arcane Denial] onto the stack (Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.).
[03:53:12] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:53:12] [CHAT] Feminist: i woulda gave you every single treasure... probably
[03:53:26] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: most people do in fairness
[03:53:29] Magical_Hacker draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:53:42] Magical_Hacker draws a card with [Arcane Denial]'s ability.
[03:53:50] MusicalDouchebag8 chooses the number 2.
[03:53:50] MusicalDouchebag8 draws two cards with [Arcane Denial]'s ability.
[03:54:04] Magical_Hacker plays [Swamp].
[03:54:35] Magical_Hacker casts [Nicol Bolas, Dragon-God].
[03:54:59] Magical_Hacker removes three loyalty counters from [Nicol Bolas, Dragon-God].
[03:55:00] Magical_Hacker activates an ability of [Nicol Bolas, Dragon-God] targeting [Armix, Filigree Thrasher] ( Destroy target creature or planeswalker.).
[03:55:13] Turn 8: SuckableToes
[03:55:13] SuckableToes.
[03:55:14] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Invasion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass one.).
[03:55:14] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:55:19] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: Magical hacker just doesn't want me to have fun 
[03:55:21] [CHAT] Feminist: he really didnt like that armix
[03:55:27] SuckableToes draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:55:31] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: countered my spell
[03:55:34] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: killed my armix
[03:55:40] SuckableToes puts a +1/+1 counter on [Zombie Army Token].
[03:55:45] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: its like he's mad that I destroyed two of his planeswalkers or something
[03:55:49] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I have a healthy fear of Nethroi
[03:55:55] SuckableToes casts [Mind Stone].
[03:55:59] [CHAT] Feminist: l mao
[03:56:04] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[03:56:09] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[03:56:22] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each op...).
[03:56:28] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: is it too much to ask to bring out a bunch of modular toys from my grave
[03:56:28] SuckableToes casts [Zulaport Cutthroat].
[03:56:36] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: um... yes.
[03:56:39] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: XD
[03:56:47] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: I mean look at suckabletoes hes got a bunch of lifedrain stuff
[03:56:58] Magical_Hacker's [Nicol Bolas, Dragon-God] is being attacked by [Zombie Army Token] and [Gut, True Soul Zealot]
[03:56:58] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 bl...).
[03:57:06] SuckableToes's [Gut, True Soul Zealot] creates a Skeleton Token.
[03:57:11] SuckableToes puts [Skeleton Token] onto the battlefield attacking MusicalDouchebag8
[03:57:15] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...).
[03:57:16] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each op...).
[03:57:29] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: good point
[03:57:47] [CHAT] Feminist: suckabletoes keeps hitting me and its starting to hurt my feelings
[03:57:54] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: I do have many of this good points
[03:58:00] Feminist has been dealt 4 total damage by SuckableToes's commander, [Gut, True Soul Zealot].
[03:58:01] SuckableToes removes a loyalty counter from [Nicol Bolas, Dragon-God].
[03:58:17] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: hes just here trying to suck our toes and its making me uncomfortable
[03:58:19] SuckableToes casts [Wound Reflection].
[03:58:26] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Wound Reflection] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.).
[03:58:34] Turn 8: Feminist
[03:58:34] Feminist.
[03:58:35] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[03:58:36] [CHAT] Feminist: ouch
[03:58:41] Feminist draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[03:58:55] Feminist plays [Swamp].
[03:59:11] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: If I try to nethroi are you going to counter me magical hacker?
[03:59:15] Feminist casts [Psychosis Crawler].
[03:59:22] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[03:59:25] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: Cause i'm pretty much dead at this point
[03:59:31] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[04:00:00] Feminist casts [Ghirapur Orrery].
[04:00:04] MusicalDouchebag8 puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Crusher] onto the stack (Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher.).
[04:00:10] MusicalDouchebag8 puts a +1/+1 counter on [Arcbound Crusher].
[04:00:17] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: negative
[04:00:19] [CHAT] Feminist: sorry dor this
[04:00:26] Feminist casts [Dark Deal].
[04:00:29] MusicalDouchebag8 discards [Forest].
[04:00:29] MusicalDouchebag8 discards [Death's Oasis].
[04:00:29] MusicalDouchebag8 discards Magical_Hacker.
[04:00:29] MusicalDouchebag8 draws two cards with [Dark Deal].
[04:00:29] Magical_Hacker discards [Ashiok, Dream Render].
[04:00:29] Magical_Hacker discards [Tezzeret, Artifice Master].
[04:00:29] Magical_Hacker discards [Triumphant Reckoning].
[04:00:29] Magical_Hacker discards [Primevals' Glorious Rebirth].
[04:00:30] Magical_Hacker draws three cards with [Dark Deal].
[04:00:30] SuckableToes discards [Lagomos, Hand of Hatred].
[04:00:30] SuckableToes draws zero cards with [Dark Deal].
[04:00:30] Feminist draws zero cards with [Dark Deal].
[04:00:32] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Liliana's Caress] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.).
[04:00:33] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Liliana's Caress] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.).
[04:00:33] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Liliana's Caress] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.).
[04:00:34] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Liliana's Caress] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.).
[04:00:34] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Liliana's Caress] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.).
[04:00:35] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Liliana's Caress] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.).
[04:00:36] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Liliana's Caress] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.).
[04:00:36] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Liliana's Caress] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.).
[04:00:38] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: i can kill suckable toes
[04:00:38] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: i hate you
[04:00:38] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I wont' counter nethroi
[04:00:42] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: not really
[04:00:49] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: but seriously i would've killed toes
[04:00:59] MusicalDouchebag8 loses the game.
[04:01:13] [CHAT] Feminist: its the only way i draw :(
[04:01:13] MusicalDouchebag8 is now a watcher.
[04:01:14] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: ggs
[04:01:19] [CHAT] Feminist: ggs sorry man
[04:01:40] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Wound Reflection] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn.).
[04:01:47] Turn 9: Magical_Hacker
[04:01:48] Magical_Hacker.
[04:01:49] Feminist puts triggered ability from [Seizan, Perverter of Truth] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.).
[04:01:49] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: you didn't draw anything 
[04:01:59] Magical_Hacker draws two cards with [Seizan, Perverter of Truth]'s ability.
[04:02:04] [CHAT] Feminist: i will on upkeep
[04:02:15] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: you literally just handed him the game not trying to be combative sorry if it seems that way
[04:02:24] Magical_Hacker plays [The World Tree].
[04:02:30] [CHAT] Feminist: yeahh sorry
[04:02:48] Magical_Hacker plays [Fetid Pools].
[04:02:53] [CHAT] Feminist: i dont make very good choices
[04:03:08] Magical_Hacker casts [Ruinous Ultimatum].
[04:03:12] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: its ok we learn from it and it probably would've been down to me or him winning
[04:03:37] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...).
[04:03:40] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...).
[04:03:43] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...).
[04:03:45] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...).
[04:03:46] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each op...).
[04:03:47] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each op...).
[04:03:47] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each op...).
[04:03:48] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each op...).
[04:03:49] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each op...).
[04:03:49] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each op...).
[04:03:50] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: and magical hacker gave you a chance go for it!
[04:03:58] Magical_Hacker loses the game.
[04:04:00] Magical_Hacker is now a watcher.
[04:04:15] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: GG all WP :)
[04:04:16] [CHAT] Feminist: now i killed you for nothing!
[04:04:30] [CHAT] Feminist: ggs guys i probably lose
[04:04:30] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: you killed me for nothing either way
[04:04:37] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: you would've died on toes turn
[04:04:44] Turn 9: SuckableToes
[04:04:44] SuckableToes.
[04:04:55] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: ggs
[04:05:01] SuckableToes casts [Stormclaw Rager].
[04:05:15] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I would have died to wound reflection this turn
[04:05:18] SuckableToes exiles [Impulsive Pilferer] with [Impulsive Pilferer]'s ability.
[04:05:18] SuckableToes activates an ability of [Impulsive Pilferer] (Encore {3R}).
[04:05:23] SuckableToes's [Impulsive Pilferer] creates an Impulsive Pilferer.
[04:05:25] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: since I lost two life from Seizan
[04:05:37] Feminist is being attacked by [Impulsive Pilferer]
[04:05:51] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: the only chance at that point was the nethroi
[04:06:02] SuckableToes activates an ability of [Stormclaw Rager] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on Stormclaw Rager and draw a card.).
[04:06:03] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Impulsive Pilferer] onto the stack (When Impulsive Pilferer dies, create a Treasure token.).
[04:06:05] SuckableToes's [Impulsive Pilferer] creates a Magical_Hacker.
[04:06:06] [CHAT] MusicalDouchebag8: i would swing at him with a trampling 20/20 something
[04:06:10] SuckableToes puts a +1/+1 counter on [Stormclaw Rager].
[04:06:10] SuckableToes draws a card with [Stormclaw Rager]'s ability.
[04:06:15] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Impulsive Pilferer] onto the stack (Sacrifice Impulsive Pilferer at the beginning of the next end step.).
[04:06:23] Turn 9: Feminist
[04:06:23] Feminist.
[04:06:35] [CHAT] Feminist: well
[04:06:40] Feminist casts [Venser's Journal].
[04:06:48] [CHAT] Feminist: gg lol
[04:07:05] Turn 10: SuckableToes
[04:07:05] SuckableToes.
[04:07:16] SuckableToes casts [Gut, True Soul Zealot].
[04:07:27] SuckableToes activates an ability of [Kher Keep] ( Create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.).
[04:07:30] SuckableToes's [Kher Keep] creates a Kobolds of Kher Keep.
[04:07:41] Feminist is being attacked by [Stormclaw Rager]
[04:07:42] SuckableToes puts triggered ability from [Gut, True Soul Zealot] onto the stack (Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 bl...).
[04:07:45] MusicalDouchebag8 has stopped watching.
[04:07:46] SuckableToes's [Gut, True Soul Zealot] creates a Skeleton Token.
[04:07:46] SuckableToes puts [Skeleton Token] onto the battlefield attacking Feminist
[04:08:01] SuckableToes wins the game.
Winner: SuckableToes
Game 1 Completed.
[04:08:13] SuckableToes has left the game.
[04:08:16] Feminist has left the game.