Game 836243684
[Time] 1682780867 [18:07:48] PDBot has started watching. [18:07:48] BlackLamb joined the game. [League] Beg Me for Life, and I Will Fill You With the Glory of Phyrexian Perfection by blacklamb (214134) vs A Fight You Cannot Win by youraverageidiot (214283) [18:07:50] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match! [18:07:53] YourAverageIdiot chooses to play first. [18:07:54] [CHAT] BlackLamb: ajani [18:08:00] YourAverageIdiot begins the game with seven cards in hand. [18:08:02] BlackLamb mulligans to six cards. [18:08:08] BlackLamb mulligans to five cards. [18:08:24] BlackLamb puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand. [18:08:24] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot [18:08:25] YourAverageIdiot. [18:08:25] YourAverageIdiot skips their draw step. [18:08:27] YourAverageIdiot plays [Malakir Mire]. [18:08:30] Turn 1: BlackLamb [18:08:30] BlackLamb. [18:08:34] BlackLamb casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting YourAverageIdiot. [18:08:39] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: i am sorry [18:08:41] BlackLamb draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe]. [18:08:46] [CHAT] BlackLamb: lmao [18:08:52] BlackLamb casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting YourAverageIdiot. [18:08:54] BlackLamb draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe]. [18:09:00] BlackLamb plays [Island]. [18:09:02] BlackLamb casts [Ponder]. [18:09:11] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: im gonna get shoaled so hard [18:09:25] BlackLamb chooses to shuffle their library. [18:09:25] BlackLamb draws a card with [Ponder]. [18:09:31] Turn 2: YourAverageIdiot [18:09:31] YourAverageIdiot. [18:09:37] YourAverageIdiot casts [Dark Ritual]. [18:09:46] YourAverageIdiot casts [Dark Ritual]. [18:09:48] YourAverageIdiot casts [Dark Ritual]. [18:09:52] YourAverageIdiot casts [Goblin Charbelcher]. [18:09:54] YourAverageIdiot activates an ability of [Goblin Charbelcher] targeting BlackLamb ( Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Goblin Charbelcher deals ...). [18:09:55] YourAverageIdiot reveals 52 cards with [Goblin Charbelcher]'s ability: [Narcomoeba], [Haunted Dead], [Cabal Ritual], [Legacy Weapon], [Kazandu Mammoth], [Malakir Rebirth], [Dark Ritual], [Kazandu Mammoth], [Kazandu Mammoth], [Zof Consumption], [18:09:55] [Duress], [Cabal Ritual], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Zof Consumption], [Undercity Informer], [Zof Consumption], [Narcomoeba], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Balustrade Spy], [Kazandu Mammoth], [18:09:55] [Pelakka Predation], [Pelakka Predation], [Undercity Informer], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Dread Return], [Cabal Ritual], [Pelakka Predation], [Pelakka Predation], [Narcomoeba], [Tangled Florahedron], [18:09:55] [Blackbloom Rogue], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Lotleth Giant], [Tangled Florahedron], [Duress], [Undercity Informer], [Malakir Rebirth], [Phantasmagorian], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Simian Spirit Guide], [18:09:55] [Balustrade Spy], [Undercity Informer], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Tangled Florahedron], [Balustrade Spy], [Goblin Charbelcher], [Tangled Florahedron], [Zof Consumption], [Duress], [Cabal Ritual], [18:09:55] [Malakir Rebirth], and [Dread Return]. [18:09:59] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: lol i drew a drit [18:10:00] [CHAT] BlackLamb: lmao you drew another one [18:10:00] YourAverageIdiot wins the game. Winner: YourAverageIdiot Game 1 Completed. [18:10:06] YourAverageIdiot has left the game.
Game 836243970
[Time] 1682781077 [18:11:17] PDBot has started watching. [18:11:20] BlackLamb begins the game with seven cards in hand. [18:11:26] YourAverageIdiot begins the game with seven cards in hand. [18:11:26] Turn 1: BlackLamb [18:11:26] BlackLamb. [18:11:26] BlackLamb skips their draw step. [18:11:27] BlackLamb plays [Forest]. [18:11:29] BlackLamb casts [Glistener Elf]. [18:11:31] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot [18:11:32] YourAverageIdiot. [18:11:34] YourAverageIdiot plays [Malakir Mire]. [18:11:37] Turn 2: BlackLamb [18:11:37] BlackLamb. [18:11:48] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: *chuckles* im in danger [18:11:50] BlackLamb plays [Island]. [18:11:51] BlackLamb casts [Ponder]. [18:12:02] BlackLamb chooses to shuffle their library. [18:12:02] BlackLamb draws a card with [Ponder]. [18:12:05] BlackLamb casts [Might of Old Krosa] targeting [Glistener Elf]. [18:12:12] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Glistener Elf] [18:12:15] BlackLamb puts five poison counters on YourAverageIdiot. [18:12:18] Turn 2: YourAverageIdiot [18:12:18] YourAverageIdiot. [18:12:24] [CHAT] BlackLamb: go drit drit [18:12:29] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: no [18:12:31] YourAverageIdiot exiles [Simian Spirit Guide] with [Simian Spirit Guide]'s ability. [18:12:33] YourAverageIdiot casts [Dark Ritual]. [18:12:41] YourAverageIdiot casts [Balustrade Spy]. [18:12:43] [CHAT] BlackLamb: monkey is basically drit [18:12:44] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Balustrade Spy] onto the stack targeting YourAverageIdiot (When Balustrade Spy enters the battlefield, target player reveals cards from the top of their libr...). [18:12:47] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: fair [18:12:49] YourAverageIdiot reveals 51 cards with [Balustrade Spy]'s ability: [Cabal Ritual], [Legacy Weapon], [Pelakka Predation], [Haunted Dead], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Kazandu Mammoth], [Dread Return], [Cabal Ritual], [Narcomoeba], [Malakir Rebirth], [18:12:49] [Dark Ritual], [Cabal Ritual], [Defense Grid], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Undercity Informer], [Kazandu Mammoth], [Duress], [Balustrade Spy], [Dark Ritual], [Malakir Rebirth], [18:12:49] [Pelakka Predation], [Goblin Charbelcher], [Dread Return], [Lotleth Giant], [Tangled Florahedron], [Tangled Florahedron], [Duress], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Tangled Florahedron], [18:12:49] [Zof Consumption], [Pelakka Predation], [Narcomoeba], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Undercity Informer], [Pelakka Predation], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Phantasmagorian], [Defense Grid], [18:12:49] [Defense Grid], [Narcomoeba], [Balustrade Spy], [Ancient Grudge], [Balustrade Spy], [Undercity Informer], [Undercity Informer], [Dark Ritual], [Defense Grid], [Zof Consumption], and [18:12:49] [Zof Consumption]. [18:12:49] YourAverageIdiot reveals [Legacy Weapon] and shuffles it into their library. [18:12:50] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [18:12:50] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [18:12:50] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [18:13:06] YourAverageIdiot discards [Kazandu Mammoth]. [18:13:06] YourAverageIdiot discards [Narcomoeba]. [18:13:06] YourAverageIdiot discards [Kazandu Mammoth]. [18:13:06] YourAverageIdiot activates an ability of [Phantasmagorian] ( Return Phantasmagorian from your graveyard to your hand.). [18:13:06] [Phantasmagorian] is returned to YourAverageIdiot's hand from the graveyard. [18:13:23] YourAverageIdiot casts [Dread Return] from the graveyard targeting [Lotleth Giant]. [18:13:23] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Lotleth Giant] onto the stack targeting BlackLamb (When Lotleth Giant enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature ...). [18:13:25] YourAverageIdiot wins the game. Winner: YourAverageIdiot Game 2 Completed. Match Winner: YourAverageIdiot: 2–0 [18:13:31] YourAverageIdiot has left the game.