Game 835489450

[Time] 1682112561
[00:29:22] PDBot has started watching.
[00:29:26] Magical_Hacker chooses to play first.
[00:29:26] Magical_Hacker chooses [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] as their commander.
[00:29:26] Hanthion chooses [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice] as their commander.
[00:29:26] Gamegod_ chooses [Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief] as their commander.
[00:29:26] THEFAST chooses [Urza, Chief Artificer] as their commander.
[00:29:34] Magical_Hacker begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:29:50] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Hi everyone
[00:29:52] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: good luck
[00:29:53] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: have fun
[00:30:08] Hanthion begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:30:09] [CHAT] Gamegod_: gl all
[00:30:12] [CHAT] THEFAST: no
[00:30:14] Gamegod_ mulligans to seven cards.
[00:30:15] [CHAT] THEFAST: and no
[00:30:23] THEFAST mulligans to seven cards.
[00:30:26] Gamegod_ begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:30:28] THEFAST begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:30:28] Turn 1: Magical_Hacker
[00:30:29] Magical_Hacker.
[00:30:34] Magical_Hacker plays [Umara Skyfalls].
[00:30:54] [CHAT] Gamegod_: FINE
[00:31:01] Turn 1: Hanthion
[00:31:01] Hanthion.
[00:31:08] [CHAT] Hanthion: higfhl
[00:31:27] Hanthion plays [Island].
[00:31:35] [CHAT] THEFAST: NOIIIIIII
[00:31:39] Turn 1: Gamegod_
[00:31:39] Gamegod_.
[00:31:49] Gamegod_ plays [Island].
[00:32:08] [CHAT] Gamegod_: YES
[00:32:17] Turn 1: THEFAST
[00:32:17] THEFAST.
[00:32:19] [CHAT] Gamegod_: You sir are gonna have fun!
[00:32:40] [CHAT] Gamegod_: Well maybe not, there is an atraxa oun deck
[00:32:42] THEFAST plays [Sunken Hollow].
[00:33:01] [CHAT] THEFAST: you playing ivy
[00:33:10] Turn 2: Magical_Hacker
[00:33:10] Magical_Hacker.
[00:33:11] [CHAT] THEFAST: the most borken unfair cedh deck i have ever seen
[00:33:23] [CHAT] Gamegod_: ?
[00:33:27] Magical_Hacker plays [Island].
[00:33:28] [CHAT] Gamegod_: def not a cedh build
[00:33:28] [CHAT] THEFAST: yes i am serious
[00:33:32] [CHAT] THEFAST: cap
[00:33:33] Magical_Hacker casts [Stonework Packbeast].
[00:33:42] Turn 2: Hanthion
[00:33:42] Hanthion.
[00:33:48] [CHAT] Gamegod_: didnt even know ivy was run in cedh circles except 1v1
[00:33:59] [CHAT] THEFAST: naw
[00:34:01] Hanthion plays [Forest].
[00:34:06] Hanthion casts [Blighted Agent].
[00:34:07] [CHAT] THEFAST: ivy played cedh all the time
[00:34:18] [CHAT] THEFAST: cometitive edh 
[00:34:22] Turn 2: Gamegod_
[00:34:22] Gamegod_.
[00:34:25] [CHAT] THEFAST: doesnt mean teir 1 decks
[00:34:40] Gamegod_ plays [Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth].
[00:34:47] Gamegod_ casts [Spellwild Ouphe].
[00:34:52] Turn 2: THEFAST
[00:34:52] THEFAST.
[00:34:53] [CHAT] THEFAST: competitive is competitive 
[00:34:57] THEFAST plays [Azorius Chancery].
[00:34:58] THEFAST puts triggered ability from [Azorius Chancery] onto the stack (When Azorius Chancery enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
[00:34:59] [CHAT] Hanthion: my ataxa?
[00:35:04] THEFAST returns [Sunken Hollow] to its owner's hand with [Azorius Chancery]'s ability.
[00:35:13] [CHAT] THEFAST: no the ivy
[00:35:36] THEFAST discards [Thopter Spy Network].
[00:35:37] Turn 3: Magical_Hacker
[00:35:38] Magical_Hacker.
[00:35:47] Magical_Hacker plays [Desert of the Mindful].
[00:36:02] Turn 3: Hanthion
[00:36:02] Hanthion.
[00:36:03] [CHAT] Gamegod_: Well this build sure wont win anything before turn .....7? at the earliest
[00:36:18] Hanthion plays [Command Tower].
[00:36:40] [CHAT] THEFAST: too soon
[00:36:46] [CHAT] THEFAST: unless turn 20 win i dont want to hear it
[00:37:00] Magical_Hacker is being attacked by [Blighted Agent]
[00:37:12] Hanthion puts a poison counter on Magical_Hacker.
[00:37:15] Turn 3: Gamegod_
[00:37:15] Gamegod_.
[00:37:17] [CHAT] Gamegod_: Honestly its more likely to win in the teens more often than not
[00:37:26] [CHAT] THEFAST: did i stutter 
[00:37:30] [CHAT] THEFAST: too soon
[00:37:38] [CHAT] Gamegod_: and if you arent winning till 20 your looking for a pl 4-5 
[00:37:52] [CHAT] THEFAST: naw
[00:37:53] Gamegod_ plays [Island].
[00:38:00] [CHAT] THEFAST: yall just sus
[00:38:06] Gamegod_ casts [Harrow].
[00:38:16] [CHAT] THEFAST: i am playing precon
[00:38:29] [CHAT] THEFAST: excuses like 405
[00:38:31] [CHAT] THEFAST: 4-5
[00:38:42] [CHAT] Gamegod_: and I would say Urza is a stronger deck than Ivy more often than not
[00:38:59] Gamegod_ casts [Protean Thaumaturge].
[00:39:10] Turn 3: THEFAST
[00:39:10] THEFAST.
[00:39:28] THEFAST plays [Spire of Industry].
[00:39:44] [CHAT] THEFAST: its the precon and nothing else so obsiously not
[00:39:51] THEFAST casts Magical_Hacker.
[00:40:07] [CHAT] Gamegod_: did say more often than not. 
[00:40:15] THEFAST casts Hanthion.
[00:40:17] [CHAT] THEFAST: naw
[00:41:11] Turn 4: Magical_Hacker
[00:41:11] Magical_Hacker.
[00:41:23] Magical_Hacker plays THEFAST.
[00:42:10] Turn 4: Hanthion
[00:42:10] Hanthion.
[00:42:28] Hanthion plays [Plains].
[00:42:54] Hanthion casts [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice].
[00:43:19] Gamegod_ is being attacked by [Blighted Agent]
[00:43:25] Hanthion puts a poison counter on Gamegod_.
[00:43:27] Hanthion puts triggered ability from [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.).
[00:43:36] Hanthion proliferates Gamegod_ and Magical_Hacker.
[00:43:38] Turn 4: Gamegod_
[00:43:38] Gamegod_.
[00:44:00] Gamegod_ casts [Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief].
[00:44:17] Gamegod_ casts [Frog Tongue] targeting [Spellwild Ouphe].
[00:44:18] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell that targets only a single creature other than Ivy, Gleeful Spellt...).
[00:44:31] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Frog Tongue] onto the stack (When Frog Tongue enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[00:44:35] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Protean Thaumaturge] onto the stack targeting [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice] (Whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Protean Thaumaturg...).
[00:44:45] Gamegod_ draws a card with [Frog Tongue]'s ability.
[00:44:52] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Frog Tongue] onto the stack (When Frog Tongue enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[00:44:57] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice] onto the stack targeting [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice] (Whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Protean Thaumaturg...).
[00:45:06] Gamegod_ draws a card with [Frog Tongue]'s ability.
[00:45:14] Gamegod_ plays [Forest].
[00:45:38] Gamegod_ casts [Irenicus's Vile Duplication] targeting [Spellwild Ouphe].
[00:45:39] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell that targets only a single creature other than Ivy, Gleeful Spellt...).
[00:45:43] Gamegod_'s [Irenicus's Vile Duplication] creates an Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief.
[00:45:45] Gamegod_'s [Irenicus's Vile Duplication] creates a Spellwild Ouphe.
[00:45:58] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.).
[00:46:23] Gamegod_ proliferates Magical_Hacker.
[00:46:26] Turn 4: THEFAST
[00:46:26] THEFAST.
[00:47:07] THEFAST plays [Sunken Hollow].
[00:47:55] THEFAST casts [Bronze Guardian].
[00:48:18] Magical_Hacker casts [Whir of Invention]. (X is 1).
[00:48:32] Turn 5: Magical_Hacker
[00:48:32] Magical_Hacker.
[00:48:40] Magical_Hacker plays [Island].
[00:49:01] Magical_Hacker casts [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[00:49:03] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[00:49:15] Magical_Hacker chooses THEFAST.
[00:49:49] [CHAT] Gamegod_: need my other ouphe
[00:50:23] Magical_Hacker puts [Automated Artificer], [Phyrexian Metamorph], [Myr Moonvessel], [Lesser Masticore] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[00:50:30] [CHAT] THEFAST: :D
[00:50:38] [CHAT] Gamegod_: nice of you
[00:50:57] Magical_Hacker casts [Myr Scrapling].
[00:51:21] Magical_Hacker discards [Lesser Masticore].
[00:51:22] Turn 5: Hanthion
[00:51:22] Hanthion.
[00:51:23] [CHAT] THEFAST: now go and destroy me enemies my scion
[00:51:45] Hanthion plays [Isolated Chapel].
[00:52:14] Hanthion casts [Plague Stinger].
[00:52:55] THEFAST is being attacked by [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice] and [Blighted Agent]
[00:54:16] THEFAST has been dealt 4 total damage by Hanthion's commander, [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice].
[00:54:16] Hanthion puts a poison counter on THEFAST.
[00:54:24] Hanthion puts triggered ability from [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.).
[00:54:40] Hanthion proliferates THEFAST, Gamegod_, and Magical_Hacker.
[00:54:43] Turn 5: Gamegod_
[00:54:43] Gamegod_.
[00:54:49] [CHAT] Hanthion: sry I had daughter aggro
[00:55:13] Gamegod_ casts [Vesuvan Duplimancy].
[00:55:39] Hanthion casts [Reject Imperfection] targeting [Vesuvan Duplimancy].
[00:56:11] Gamegod_ casts [Cerulean Wisps] targeting [Spellwild Ouphe].
[00:56:12] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell that targets only a single creature other than Ivy, Gleeful Spellt...).
[00:56:13] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell that targets only a single creature other than Ivy, Gleeful Spellt...).
[00:56:18] Gamegod_ draws a card with [Cerulean Wisps].
[00:56:23] Gamegod_ draws a card with [Cerulean Wisps].
[00:56:25] Gamegod_ draws a card with [Cerulean Wisps].
[00:56:36] Gamegod_ plays [Halimar Depths].
[00:56:37] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Halimar Depths] onto the stack (When Halimar Depths enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put ...).
[00:57:19] Gamegod_ puts triggered ability from [Atraxa, Praetors' Voice] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.).
[00:57:29] Gamegod_ proliferates THEFAST and Magical_Hacker.
[00:57:33] Turn 5: THEFAST
[00:57:33] THEFAST.
[00:58:10] THEFAST casts [Urza, Chief Artificer].
[00:58:22] THEFAST puts triggered ability from [Urza, Chief Artificer] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with '...).
[00:58:23] THEFAST's [Urza, Chief Artificer] creates a Construct Token.
[00:58:25] Turn 6: Magical_Hacker
[00:58:25] Magical_Hacker.
[00:58:40] Magical_Hacker casts [Transmute Artifact].
[00:58:44] Magical_Hacker sacrifices [Stonework Packbeast] to [Transmute Artifact].
[00:59:03] Magical_Hacker casts [Myr Moonvessel].
[00:59:05] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[00:59:13] Magical_Hacker chooses Gamegod_.
[01:00:05] Magical_Hacker puts [Ancestral Statue] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:00:05] Magical_Hacker puts [Academy Ruins], [Island], [Island] into their graveyard.
[01:00:09] Magical_Hacker casts [Automated Artificer].
[01:00:11] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:00:14] Magical_Hacker chooses THEFAST.
[01:00:41] Magical_Hacker puts [Reality Shift], [Jawbone Skulkin], [Glasspool Mimic], [Evacuation] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:00:45] Magical_Hacker casts [Jawbone Skulkin].
[01:00:47] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:00:49] [CHAT] THEFAST: GO MY SCION DESTROY THEM
[01:00:51] Magical_Hacker chooses Hanthion.
[01:01:43] Magical_Hacker puts [Thermal Navigator], [Mycosynth Golem], [Blasted Landscape], [Altar of the Brood] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:01:50] Magical_Hacker casts [Altar of the Brood].
[01:02:06] Magical_Hacker casts [Walking Ballista]. (X is 1).
[01:02:11] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:02:12] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:02:16] Magical_Hacker chooses Gamegod_.
[01:02:33] Magical_Hacker puts [Island], [Merchant's Dockhand] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:02:33] Magical_Hacker puts [Sakashima of a Thousand Faces], [Myriad Landscape] into their graveyard.
[01:02:39] Hanthion mills [Solemn Simulacrum]. Gamegod_ mills [Combat Research]. THEFAST mills [Chief of the Foundry].
[01:02:42] Magical_Hacker casts [Merchant's Dockhand].
[01:02:47] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:02:48] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:02:49] Hanthion mills [Talisman of Dominance]. Gamegod_ mills [Shielding Plax]. THEFAST mills [Sharuum the Hegemon].
[01:02:52] Magical_Hacker chooses THEFAST.
[01:03:31] [CHAT] THEFAST: GOOOOOO MY SCION DESTROY THEM DONT USE THE RIFT THO
[01:03:46] Magical_Hacker puts [Prismite], [Imprisoned in the Moon], [Temple of the False God] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:03:46] Magical_Hacker puts [Cyclonic Rift] into their graveyard.
[01:03:49] Magical_Hacker plays [Temple of the False God].
[01:03:51] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:03:53] Hanthion mills [Magistrate's Scepter]. Gamegod_ mills [Pouncing Shoreshark]. THEFAST mills [Marionette Master].
[01:03:56] Magical_Hacker casts [Mycosynth Golem].
[01:04:00] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:04:01] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:04:03] Hanthion mills [Ponder]. Gamegod_ mills [Predatory Hunger]. THEFAST mills [March of Progress].
[01:04:08] Magical_Hacker chooses Hanthion.
[01:04:36] Magical_Hacker puts [Gleaming Barrier], [Empowered Autogenerator] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:04:36] Magical_Hacker puts [Arcane Adaptation], [Worn Powerstone] into their graveyard.
[01:04:39] Magical_Hacker casts [Ancestral Statue].
[01:04:45] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Ancestral Statue] onto the stack (When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner'...).
[01:04:48] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:04:49] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:04:55] Magical_Hacker chooses THEFAST.
[01:05:17] [CHAT] Gamegod_: how are you casting all this
[01:05:19] [CHAT] THEFAST: THIS MAN WAS PLAYING CEDH TH WHOLE TIME
[01:05:24] [CHAT] Hanthion: lol
[01:05:26] Magical_Hacker puts [Island], [Island], [Hedron Archive], [Thran Dynamo] into their graveyard.
[01:05:27] Hanthion mills [Island]. Gamegod_ mills [Forest]. THEFAST mills [Alela, Artful Provocateur].
[01:05:36] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Sphinxes cost 2 less
[01:05:38] [CHAT] Gamegod_: affinity
[01:05:45] Magical_Hacker returns [Ancestral Statue] to its owner's hand with [Ancestral Statue]'s ability.
[01:05:47] [CHAT] THEFAST: this pepega
[01:05:51] Magical_Hacker casts [Ancestral Statue].
[01:05:53] [CHAT] THEFAST: this game said no cedh
[01:06:04] [CHAT] Gamegod_: this games over
[01:06:06] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I don't think literally any of these cards are playable in cedh
[01:06:06] [CHAT] Hanthion: lol
[01:06:11] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:06:12] [CHAT] Gamegod_: GG
[01:06:14] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:06:14] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Ancestral Statue] onto the stack (When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner'...).
[01:06:19] Magical_Hacker returns [Ancestral Statue] to its owner's hand with [Ancestral Statue]'s ability.
[01:06:21] Hanthion mills [Glistening Sphere]. Gamegod_ mills [Mercurial Spelldancer]. THEFAST mills [Baleful Strix].
[01:06:27] Magical_Hacker chooses Hanthion.
[01:06:28] Gamegod_ has conceded from the game.
[01:06:28] Gamegod_ loses the game.
[01:06:28] Gamegod_ is now a watcher.
[01:06:44] Gamegod_ has stopped watching.
[01:06:50] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: GG Gamegod 
[01:06:55] Magical_Hacker puts [Metallic Mimic], [Crashing Drawbridge] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:06:55] Magical_Hacker puts [Plague Myr], [Panharmonicon] into their graveyard.
[01:06:58] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Metallic Mimic[sU] has an advantageous bug.
If Metallic Mimic and a creature of the chosen type enter the battlefield at the same time, the system will incorrectly give that creature a +1/+1 counter
[01:07:02] Magical_Hacker casts [Ancestral Statue].
[01:07:07] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:07:10] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:07:10] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Ancestral Statue] onto the stack (When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner'...).
[01:07:15] Magical_Hacker returns [Ancestral Statue] to its owner's hand with [Ancestral Statue]'s ability.
[01:07:17] Hanthion mills [Sakura-Tribe Elder]. THEFAST mills [Ethersworn Adjudicator].
[01:07:21] Magical_Hacker chooses THEFAST.
[01:07:58] [CHAT] Hanthion: this isnt even fun
[01:08:18] Magical_Hacker puts [Fabricate], [Island], [Silver Myr], [Sea Gate Restoration] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:08:28] Magical_Hacker casts [Phyrexian Metamorph].
[01:08:31] [CHAT] Hanthion: why would you make a match with the title you had, and then bring this deck? lol
[01:08:33] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:08:35] Hanthion mills [Magosi, the Waterveil]. THEFAST mills [Orzhov Basilica].
[01:08:40] [CHAT] THEFAST: facts
[01:08:46] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Because its not cEDH from what I can tell
[01:08:47] [CHAT] THEFAST: this deck unfair af
[01:08:51] Magical_Hacker casts [Ancestral Statue].
[01:08:57] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Ancestral Statue] onto the stack (When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner'...).
[01:08:58] [CHAT] THEFAST: dude you dont even know what cedh is
[01:09:00] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:09:01] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:09:01] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:09:03] Hanthion mills [Ajani Unyielding]. THEFAST mills [Thopter Shop].
[01:09:05] Hanthion mills [Cultivate]. THEFAST mills [Tawnos, Solemn Survivor].
[01:09:07] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Cultivate[sU] has a graphical bug.
This spell fails to display the destination zones of the chosen lands in the game log.
[01:09:11] [CHAT] THEFAST: competitive means competivtive 
[01:09:11] Magical_Hacker chooses Hanthion.
[01:09:13] [CHAT] THEFAST: not tier 1
[01:09:42] Magical_Hacker puts [Jwari Disruption] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:09:42] Magical_Hacker puts [Island], [Island], [Island] into their graveyard.
[01:09:46] Magical_Hacker returns [Ancestral Statue] to its owner's hand with [Ancestral Statue]'s ability.
[01:09:48] [CHAT] THEFAST: any deck that does unfair things is competive 
[01:09:51] Magical_Hacker casts [Ancestral Statue].
[01:09:55] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:09:57] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Ancestral Statue] onto the stack (When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner'...).
[01:09:58] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:09:58] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:09:59] Hanthion mills [Dovin's Veto]. THEFAST mills [Island].
[01:10:00] Hanthion mills [Forest]. THEFAST mills [Mistvault Bridge].
[01:10:03] [CHAT] THEFAST: as its goal is not to have fun but crush the opponent in a unfair way
[01:10:05] Magical_Hacker returns [Ancestral Statue] to its owner's hand with [Ancestral Statue]'s ability.
[01:10:10] Magical_Hacker chooses THEFAST.
[01:10:17] [CHAT] THEFAST: that is the essence of competitive 
[01:10:25] Magical_Hacker puts [Hurkyl's Recall], [Spark Double], [Island], [Beyeen Veil] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:10:29] Magical_Hacker casts [Ancestral Statue].
[01:10:34] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:10:37] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Ancestral Statue] onto the stack (When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner'...).
[01:10:38] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:10:38] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:10:40] Hanthion mills [Island]. THEFAST mills [Temple of Deceit].
[01:10:41] Hanthion mills [Brainstorm]. THEFAST mills [Evolving Wilds].
[01:10:45] [CHAT] THEFAST: cedh games dont always end on turn 3-4 they can last till turn 10
[01:10:46] Magical_Hacker returns [Ancestral Statue] to its owner's hand with [Ancestral Statue]'s ability.
[01:10:48] [CHAT] Hanthion: can I put players on my ban list somehow?
[01:10:49] [CHAT] THEFAST: i know i play cedh
[01:10:51] Magical_Hacker chooses THEFAST.
[01:11:00] Magical_Hacker puts [Tezzeret the Seeker], [Silundi Vision], [Retract], [Ornithopter of Paradise] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:11:07] Magical_Hacker casts [Ancestral Statue].
[01:11:10] [CHAT] THEFAST: hantation you can block
[01:11:13] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:11:16] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Ancestral Statue] onto the stack (When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner'...).
[01:11:17] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:11:18] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:11:19] Hanthion mills [Reliquary Tower]. THEFAST mills [Liquimetal Torque].
[01:11:20] Hanthion mills [Arcane Signet]. THEFAST mills [Hexavus].
[01:11:31] Magical_Hacker returns [Ancestral Statue] to its owner's hand with [Ancestral Statue]'s ability.
[01:11:35] [CHAT] Hanthion: k I'll make sure to do that
[01:11:36] Magical_Hacker chooses THEFAST.
[01:11:41] [CHAT] Hanthion: gg fast I'll vote you
[01:11:48] Hanthion has conceded from the game.
[01:11:48] Hanthion loses the game.
[01:11:48] Hanthion is now a watcher.
[01:12:15] Hanthion has stopped watching.
[01:12:54] [CHAT] THEFAST: gg brother
[01:12:59] Magical_Hacker puts [Sakashima the Impostor], [Remote Isle], [Myr Convert], [Burnished Hart] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:13:06] Magical_Hacker casts [Ancestral Statue].
[01:13:11] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Ancestral Statue] onto the stack (When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner'...).
[01:13:14] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:13:15] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:13:15] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:13:16] THEFAST mills [Goldmire Bridge].
[01:13:18] THEFAST mills [Temple of Silence].
[01:13:25] Magical_Hacker puts [Island], [Rebuild], [Manakin], [Hangarback Walker] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:13:30] Magical_Hacker returns [Ancestral Statue] to its owner's hand with [Ancestral Statue]'s ability.
[01:13:35] Magical_Hacker casts [Ancestral Statue].
[01:13:39] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Ancestral Statue] onto the stack (When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner'...).
[01:13:42] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:13:43] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:13:43] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:13:44] THEFAST mills [Vedalken Humiliator].
[01:13:45] THEFAST mills [Etherium Sculptor].
[01:13:56] Magical_Hacker puts [Island], [Inventors' Fair], [Buried Ruin] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:13:56] Magical_Hacker puts [Island] into their graveyard.
[01:14:01] Magical_Hacker returns [Ancestral Statue] to its owner's hand with [Ancestral Statue]'s ability.
[01:14:12] Magical_Hacker casts [Myr Convert].
[01:14:17] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:14:19] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:14:20] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:14:36] Magical_Hacker puts [Otawara, Soaring City] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:14:36] Magical_Hacker puts [Island], [Resculpt], [Boompile] into their graveyard.
[01:14:37] THEFAST mills [Exotic Orchard].
[01:14:39] THEFAST mills [Skycloud Expanse].
[01:14:41] Magical_Hacker casts [Burnished Hart].
[01:14:46] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:14:46] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:14:47] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:14:48] THEFAST mills [Island].
[01:14:49] THEFAST mills [Arcane Sanctum].
[01:15:00] [CHAT] THEFAST: this is a very ungg game
[01:15:08] Magical_Hacker puts [Island], [Island], [Palladium Myr], [Spellskite] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:15:15] Magical_Hacker casts [Ornithopter of Paradise].
[01:15:20] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:15:21] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:15:21] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:15:22] THEFAST mills [Wire Surgeons].
[01:15:23] THEFAST mills [Despark].
[01:15:49] Magical_Hacker puts [Island], [Island], [Mana Drain], [Hedron Crawler] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:15:53] Magical_Hacker casts [Manakin].
[01:15:56] [CHAT] THEFAST: mana drain cedh
[01:15:58] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:15:59] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:15:59] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:16:01] THEFAST mills [Filigree Attendant].
[01:16:02] THEFAST mills [Swamp].
[01:16:15] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I heard about it from Commander Clash
[01:16:19] Magical_Hacker puts [Pili-Pala], [Lonely Sandbar], [Gilded Lotus], [Demolition Field] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:16:27] Magical_Hacker casts [Spellskite].
[01:16:31] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:16:32] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:16:33] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:16:34] THEFAST mills [Tempered Steel].
[01:16:35] THEFAST mills [Sanwell, Avenger Ace].
[01:16:47] Magical_Hacker puts [Arcbound Ravager], [Painter's Servant], [Reflections of Littjara], [Bontu's Monument] into their hand with [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign].
[01:17:02] Magical_Hacker casts [Painter's Servant].
[01:17:07] Magical_Hacker chooses red for [Painter's Servant].
[01:17:16] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign] onto the stack (Whenever Unesh, Criosphinx Sovereign or another Sphinx enters the battlefield under your control, ...).
[01:17:17] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:17:17] Magical_Hacker puts triggered ability from [Altar of the Brood] onto the stack (Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.).
[01:17:19] THEFAST mills [Plains].
[01:17:20] THEFAST mills [Solemn Simulacrum].
[01:17:51] [CHAT] THEFAST: dude go play cedh
[01:18:07] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: This deck can't work in cEDH
[01:18:08] [CHAT] THEFAST: i am sorry you lost at cedh and made this trap of a game to boost your ego
[01:18:12] [CHAT] THEFAST: but go back
[01:18:14] [CHAT] THEFAST: play
[01:18:21] [CHAT] THEFAST: cause you making bad for normal players
[01:18:29] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I still am unconvinced that this is not a non-cEDH deck
[01:18:30] [CHAT] THEFAST: this deck is competitive as previously explained
[01:19:29] [CHAT] THEFAST: if the goal is to do unfair things and crush instead of faciliatiing fun and legitamate back and forth and winning it is cedh
[01:20:05] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: What is "unfair"? I feel like the definition could easily be "what people do in cEDH". Unesh isn't good enough for cEDH, meaning it's not good enough to be unfair
[01:20:22] [CHAT] THEFAST: not true it is good it just not tier 1
[01:20:23] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Sam Black wrote a great article about this today
[01:20:33] [CHAT] THEFAST: there is different tiers in cedh
[01:20:40] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Finding what you can't do in casual commander
[01:20:41] [CHAT] THEFAST: and as a cedh player 
[01:21:01] [CHAT] THEFAST: i have seen underdogs like unesh perform well
[01:21:07] [CHAT] THEFAST: because all are doing unfair things
[01:21:14] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: What's the word for "anything goes as long as the win con isn't good enough for any tier of cEDH"?
[01:21:21] [CHAT] THEFAST: and you will be the least targetted
[01:21:47] [CHAT] THEFAST: no if it unfair you can play it in cedh
[01:22:02] [CHAT] THEFAST: most do infact incase their main wincons for turn 4 do not worl
[01:22:03] [CHAT] THEFAST: work
[01:22:17] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I don't think this win con could work in cEDH. It's too slow and dependent on dead cards
[01:23:26] [CHAT] THEFAST: thats all cedh
[01:23:30] [CHAT] THEFAST: like what
[01:23:36] [CHAT] THEFAST: cedh is not as fast as you think
[01:23:42] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Also, I apologize if you felt cheated in this game, as that was not my intention
[01:23:47] [CHAT] THEFAST: even with the best cards in magic it can be slowish
[01:24:05] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I have decided to pursue looking into retiring this deck and building a new mono-blue deck
[01:24:06] [CHAT] THEFAST: because all are doing unfair thigns and trying to stop each other 
[01:24:16] [CHAT] THEFAST: or dont play mono blue
[01:24:22] [CHAT] THEFAST: go to green
[01:24:24] [CHAT] THEFAST: stop it 
[01:24:28] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I love mono-colors lol
[01:24:28] [CHAT] THEFAST: get some help
[01:24:38] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: My green deck is really struggling
[01:24:42] [CHAT] THEFAST: good
[01:24:54] [CHAT] THEFAST: mayde you can feel what you made the other two feel
[01:24:57] [CHAT] THEFAST: when they left
[01:25:18] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: excited?
[01:25:28] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I always love figuring out how to make bad cards good
[01:25:36] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I don't mind my green deck struggling
[01:25:51] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: it's part of the journey towards improvement
[01:26:11] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Also, MTGO isn't letting me do anything right now
[01:26:19] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: So Unesh is bugged too
[01:26:30] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: (Once you have an empty library)
[01:26:39] [CHAT] THEFAST: ok go make midnight oil good
[01:27:11] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I am actually thinking about a mono-blue spellslinger deck that isn't a control deck
[01:27:19] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Just instants and sorceries for value
[01:31:17] [CHAT] THEFAST: sounds like storm 
[01:31:21] [CHAT] THEFAST: which is sus
[01:31:34] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I posted a Twitter poll, as I want to find out if you
[01:31:43] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: are correct in your assessment
[01:31:53] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I don't have any storm cards, any Thoracle cards, etc.
[01:32:08] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: I specifically avoided cEDH cards to keep this a non-cEDH deck
[01:32:14] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: But maybe I failed
[01:34:01] [CHAT] THEFAST: ok let me know what twitter said
[01:35:57] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: It's missing a lot of the staples you'd expect from a cEDH deck (fast mana, free interaction, etc) and the win cons are definitely slower than the average cEDH deck. I'm sure you could steal some wins but you're definitely lower power than what is normally considered competitive
[01:36:26] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: So far it's just that one guy who is saying that its below competitive
[01:40:26] [CHAT] THEFAST: sus
[01:41:26] Magical_Hacker has lost the game due to inaction.
[01:41:27] THEFAST wins the game.
Winner: THEFAST
Game 1 Completed.
[01:41:27] [CHAT] Magical_Hacker: Another user tagged @edhrank to chime in