Game 833514126
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[League] Chapin Delver by bakert99 (212526) vs Sultai Wits by iwearshoes (212615)
[01:42:00] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[01:42:09] [CHAT] iwearshoes: sup bro
[01:42:09] bakert99 chooses to play first.
[01:42:14] bakert99 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[01:42:18] iwearshoes begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[01:42:18] Turn 1: bakert99
[01:42:21] [CHAT] bakert99: howdy
[01:42:23] bakert99 skips their draw step.
[01:42:26] bakert99 casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting iwearshoes.
[01:42:26] bakert99 draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe].
[01:42:28] [CHAT] iwearshoes: server working good?
[01:42:30] bakert99 plays [Sulfur Falls].
[01:42:33] Turn 1: iwearshoes
[01:42:40] iwearshoes plays [Temple of Mystery].
[01:42:41] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Temple of Mystery] onto the stack (When Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[01:42:44] iwearshoes scrys 1 (0 top, 1 bottom).
[01:42:47] Turn 2: bakert99
[01:42:58] bakert99 plays [Island].
[01:43:08] Turn 2: iwearshoes
[01:43:12] iwearshoes plays [Temple of Malady].
[01:43:12] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Temple of Malady] onto the stack (When Temple of Malady enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[01:43:17] iwearshoes scrys 1 (0 top, 1 bottom).
[01:43:20] iwearshoes casts [Birds of Paradise].
[01:43:29] bakert99 casts [Thought Scour] targeting bakert99.
[01:43:29] bakert99 mills [Island] and [Sulfur Falls].
[01:43:30] bakert99 draws a card with [Thought Scour].
[01:44:09] Turn 3: bakert99
[01:44:14] bakert99 casts [Ponder].
[01:44:23] bakert99 chooses to not shuffle their library.
[01:44:23] bakert99 draws a card with [Ponder].
[01:44:25] bakert99 plays [Island].
[01:44:28] Turn 3: iwearshoes
[01:44:50] iwearshoes plays [Tanglepool Bridge].
[01:44:55] [CHAT] bakert99: apart from the stats updates failing every time!
[01:45:07] iwearshoes casts [Shred Memory] targeting [Thought Scour], [Ponder], [Gitaxian Probe], and [Island].
[01:45:33] bakert99 casts [Burst Lightning] targeting [Birds of Paradise].
[01:46:04] Turn 4: bakert99
[01:46:09] bakert99 casts [Monastery Swiftspear].
[01:46:12] iwearshoes is being attacked by [Monastery Swiftspear]
[01:46:15] Turn 4: iwearshoes
[01:46:33] iwearshoes plays [Temple of Deceit].
[01:46:34] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Temple of Deceit] onto the stack (When Temple of Deceit enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[01:46:45] iwearshoes scrys 1 (0 top, 1 bottom).
[01:47:57] [CHAT] iwearshoes: hmmm no weird firewall thing on my end would be killing that right? you arent calling some obscure api through some obscure port are you?
[01:48:09] Turn 5: bakert99
[01:48:15] iwearshoes is being attacked by [Monastery Swiftspear]
[01:48:45] [CHAT] bakert99: no it's just that the SQL has gotten too humungous to fit in memory and it dies with a timeout every time :'(
[01:48:59] [CHAT] bakert99: we were experiencing the same thing on the old box too to a lesser extent
[01:49:03] [CHAT] bakert99: and there is more data now
[01:49:03] [CHAT] iwearshoes: damn - that box has a f load of ram too
[01:49:10] [CHAT] bakert99: we need to rework how it works
[01:49:15] iwearshoes casts [Think Twice].
[01:49:17] iwearshoes draws a card with [Think Twice].
[01:49:29] [CHAT] iwearshoes: p sure i have like 128gb of memory on that box
[01:49:34] [CHAT] bakert99: gosh
[01:49:42] [CHAT] iwearshoes: maybe its a 96gb box actually
[01:49:47] Turn 5: iwearshoes
[01:50:02] [CHAT] iwearshoes: lol yeah - it was a $25k server
[01:50:13] iwearshoes plays [Thornwood Falls].
[01:50:14] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Thornwood Falls] onto the stack (When Thornwood Falls enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[01:50:24] iwearshoes casts [Harmonize].
[01:50:30] bakert99 casts [Spell Pierce] targeting [Harmonize].
[01:50:31] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:50:41] Turn 6: bakert99
[01:50:48] bakert99 plays [Island].
[01:50:51] iwearshoes is being attacked by [Monastery Swiftspear]
[01:50:55] Turn 6: iwearshoes
[01:51:10] iwearshoes plays [Hinterland Harbor].
[01:51:19] iwearshoes discards [Shred Memory].
[01:51:19] iwearshoes transmutes [Shred Memory].
[01:51:33] iwearshoes reveals [Pull from Tomorrow].
[01:51:40] Turn 7: bakert99
[01:51:48] bakert99 casts [Thought Scour] targeting bakert99.
[01:51:48] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:51:53] bakert99 mills [Island] and [Treasure Cruise].
[01:51:53] bakert99 draws a card with [Thought Scour].
[01:51:59] iwearshoes is being attacked by [Monastery Swiftspear]
[01:52:40] [CHAT] iwearshoes: we can talk on discord - i might have a buddy who could look at your sql issue - it doesnt seem like you should need to pull all of it to memory
[01:52:45] Turn 7: iwearshoes
[01:52:53] iwearshoes plays [Island].
[01:53:01] iwearshoes casts [Diabolic Tutor].
[01:53:07] bakert99 casts [Memory Lapse] targeting [Diabolic Tutor].
[01:53:08] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:53:22] iwearshoes casts [Think Twice] from the graveyard.
[01:53:24] iwearshoes draws a card with [Think Twice].
[01:53:29] Turn 8: bakert99
[01:53:43] bakert99 casts [Treasure Cruise].
[01:53:44] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:53:49] bakert99 draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise].
[01:53:53] bakert99 plays [Island].
[01:53:57] iwearshoes is being attacked by [Monastery Swiftspear]
[01:54:02] Turn 8: iwearshoes
[01:54:10] iwearshoes plays [Jungle Hollow].
[01:54:11] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Jungle Hollow] onto the stack (When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[01:54:18] iwearshoes casts [Aether Spellbomb].
[01:54:27] iwearshoes casts [Diabolic Tutor].
[01:54:48] bakert99 casts [Lose Focus] (Replicated 2 times) targeting [Diabolic Tutor].
[01:54:51] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:54:51] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Lose Focus] onto the stack (Replicate {U} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost @b(2)...).
[01:55:03] bakert99's [Lose Focus] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[01:55:06] bakert99's [Lose Focus] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[01:55:11] Turn 9: bakert99
[01:55:16] bakert99 plays bakert99.
[01:55:19] bakert99 casts iwearshoes.
[01:55:26] bakert99 casts [Monastery Swiftspear].
[01:55:32] bakert99 casts [Delver of Secrets].
[01:55:42] bakert99 casts [Vapor Snag] targeting [Delver of Secrets].
[01:55:48] bakert99 puts triggered ability from iwearshoes onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.).
[01:55:48] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:55:48] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:55:57] bakert99's iwearshoes creates a Soldier Token.
[01:56:01] bakert99 returns [Delver of Secrets] to its owner's hand with [Vapor Snag].
[01:56:09] iwearshoes is being attacked by [Monastery Swiftspear] and [Monastery Swiftspear]
[01:56:25] iwearshoes activates an ability of [Aether Spellbomb] ( Draw a card.).
[01:56:27] iwearshoes draws a card with [Aether Spellbomb]'s ability.
[01:56:31] Turn 9: iwearshoes
[01:56:42] iwearshoes plays [Jungle Hollow].
[01:56:42] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Jungle Hollow] onto the stack (When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[01:57:12] iwearshoes casts [Pull from Tomorrow]. (X is 4).
[01:57:15] iwearshoes draws four cards with [Pull from Tomorrow].
[01:57:23] iwearshoes discards [Evolving Wilds].
[01:57:35] bakert99 casts [Vapor Snag] targeting [Monastery Swiftspear].
[01:57:39] bakert99 puts triggered ability from iwearshoes onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.).
[01:57:40] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:57:40] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:57:42] bakert99's iwearshoes creates a Soldier Token.
[01:57:44] bakert99 returns [Monastery Swiftspear] to its owner's hand with [Vapor Snag].
[01:57:48] Turn 10: bakert99
[01:57:53] bakert99 casts [Monastery Swiftspear].
[01:57:57] bakert99 casts [Ponder].
[01:58:00] bakert99 puts triggered ability from iwearshoes onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.).
[01:58:00] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:58:00] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:58:05] bakert99's iwearshoes creates a Soldier Token.
[01:58:19] bakert99 chooses to not shuffle their library.
[01:58:19] bakert99 draws a card with [Ponder].
[01:58:25] bakert99 casts [Forked Bolt] targeting iwearshoes for 2.
[01:58:28] bakert99 puts triggered ability from iwearshoes onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.).
[01:58:28] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:58:28] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:58:33] bakert99's iwearshoes creates a Soldier Token.
[01:58:47] bakert99 casts [Treasure Cruise].
[01:58:51] bakert99 puts triggered ability from iwearshoes onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.).
[01:58:52] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:58:52] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[01:58:57] bakert99's iwearshoes creates a Soldier Token.
[01:59:05] bakert99 draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise].
[01:59:09] bakert99 plays [Island].
[01:59:16] iwearshoes is being attacked by [Monastery Swiftspear], [Soldier Token], [Soldier Token], [Monastery Swiftspear], and iwearshoes
[01:59:22] iwearshoes casts [Tangle].
[01:59:32] 2 damage caused by iwearshoes to iwearshoes is prevented.
[01:59:32] 4 damage caused by [Monastery Swiftspear] to iwearshoes is prevented.
[01:59:32] 1 damage caused by [Soldier Token] to iwearshoes is prevented.
[01:59:32] 1 damage caused by [Soldier Token] to iwearshoes is prevented.
[01:59:32] 4 damage caused by [Monastery Swiftspear] to iwearshoes is prevented.
[01:59:40] bakert99 casts [Delver of Secrets].
[01:59:44] bakert99 casts [Delver of Secrets].
[01:59:47] Turn 10: iwearshoes
[02:00:01] iwearshoes plays [Hinterland Harbor].
[02:00:11] iwearshoes casts [Obstinate Baloth].
[02:00:12] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Obstinate Baloth] onto the stack (When Obstinate Baloth enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.).
[02:00:20] iwearshoes exiles [Search for Tomorrow] with 2 time counters.
[02:00:20] iwearshoes puts two time counters on [Search for Tomorrow].
[02:00:23] iwearshoes exiles [Sol Talisman] with 3 time counters.
[02:00:23] iwearshoes puts three time counters on [Sol Talisman].
[02:00:29] Turn 11: bakert99
[02:00:30] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Delver of Secrets] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. I...).
[02:00:30] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Delver of Secrets] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. I...).
[02:00:57] bakert99 plays [Mountain].
[02:01:11] Turn 11: iwearshoes
[02:01:14] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[02:01:15] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Search for Tomorrow] onto the stack (Suspend 2{G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[02:01:18] iwearshoes removes a time counter from [Search for Tomorrow].
[02:01:21] iwearshoes removes a time counter from [Sol Talisman].
[02:01:26] iwearshoes plays [Vivid Creek].
[02:01:27] iwearshoes puts two charge counters on [Vivid Creek].
[02:01:37] Turn 12: bakert99
[02:01:38] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Delver of Secrets] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. I...).
[02:01:38] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Delver of Secrets] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. I...).
[02:02:00] iwearshoes is being attacked by [Delver of Secrets], [Delver of Secrets], [Soldier Token], [Soldier Token], [Soldier Token], [Monastery Swiftspear], [Soldier Token], [Soldier Token], [Monastery Swiftspear], and iwearshoes
[02:02:05] [Obstinate Baloth] blocks iwearshoes.
[02:02:19] Turn 12: iwearshoes
[02:02:22] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[02:02:22] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Search for Tomorrow] onto the stack (Suspend 2{G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[02:02:27] iwearshoes removes a time counter from [Search for Tomorrow].
[02:02:28] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Search for Tomorrow] onto the stack (Suspend 2{G} (When the last time counter is removed from the suspended card, cast it without p...).
[02:02:33] iwearshoes casts [Search for Tomorrow].
[02:02:44] iwearshoes removes a time counter from [Sol Talisman].
[02:02:49] iwearshoes plays [Swamp].
[02:02:57] bakert99 is being attacked by [Obstinate Baloth]
[02:03:18] iwearshoes casts [Crux of Fate] (Destroy all non-Dragon creatures.).
[02:03:26] Turn 13: bakert99
[02:03:32] bakert99 casts [Third Path Iconoclast].
[02:03:40] bakert99 casts [Third Path Iconoclast].
[02:03:47] bakert99 casts [Forked Bolt] targeting iwearshoes for 2.
[02:03:48] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Third Path Iconoclast] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.).
[02:03:48] bakert99 puts triggered ability from [Third Path Iconoclast] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.).
[02:03:50] bakert99's [Third Path Iconoclast] creates a Soldier Token.
[02:03:51] bakert99's [Third Path Iconoclast] creates a Soldier Token.
[02:03:52] [CHAT] iwearshoes: lol brutal draw
[02:04:00] Turn 13: iwearshoes
[02:04:01] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter.)).
[02:04:02] iwearshoes removes a time counter from [Sol Talisman].
[02:04:03] iwearshoes puts triggered ability from [Sol Talisman] onto the stack (Suspend 3{1} (When the last time counter is removed from the suspended card, cast it without p...).
[02:04:09] iwearshoes casts [Sol Talisman].
[02:04:15] iwearshoes has conceded from the game.
Winner: bakert99
Game 1 Completed.