Game 831918014
[Time] 1678736056 [21:34:16] PDBot has started watching. [21:34:17] SmertTheKoboldWizard joined the game. [League] Hogaak by derpynoob (211548) vs Islandnought V2 by smertthekoboldwizard (211540) [21:34:19] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match! [21:34:24] Derpynoob chooses to play first. [21:34:28] Derpynoob begins the game with seven cards in hand. [21:34:32] SmertTheKoboldWizard mulligans to six cards. [21:34:38] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand. [21:34:38] Turn 1: Derpynoob [21:34:38] Derpynoob skips their draw step. [21:34:50] Derpynoob plays [Mountain]. [21:34:53] Derpynoob casts [Falkenrath Pit Fighter]. [21:34:58] Turn 1: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:35:07] SmertTheKoboldWizard plays [Island]. [21:35:09] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Ponder]. [21:35:25] SmertTheKoboldWizard chooses to not shuffle their library. [21:35:25] SmertTheKoboldWizard draws a card with [Ponder]. [21:35:31] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting Derpynoob. [21:35:33] SmertTheKoboldWizard draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe]. [21:35:40] Turn 2: Derpynoob [21:35:46] Derpynoob plays [Graven Cairns]. [21:35:50] Derpynoob casts [Altar of Dementia]. [21:35:56] SmertTheKoboldWizard is being attacked by [Falkenrath Pit Fighter] [21:35:59] Turn 2: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:36:07] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting Derpynoob. [21:36:10] SmertTheKoboldWizard draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe]. [21:36:14] SmertTheKoboldWizard plays [Island]. [21:36:25] Turn 3: Derpynoob [21:36:30] Derpynoob plays [Swamp]. [21:37:23] Turn 3: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:37:26] SmertTheKoboldWizard plays [Island]. [21:37:31] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Tempest Djinn]. [21:37:44] Turn 4: Derpynoob [21:37:57] Derpynoob casts [Cult Conscript]. [21:38:03] Derpynoob casts [Nested Shambler]. [21:38:14] Turn 4: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:38:17] SmertTheKoboldWizard plays [Thawing Glaciers]. [21:38:33] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Tempest Djinn]. [21:38:41] Derpynoob is being attacked by [Tempest Djinn] [21:38:46] Turn 5: Derpynoob [21:39:07] SmertTheKoboldWizard is being attacked by [Nested Shambler] and [Cult Conscript] [21:39:11] [Tempest Djinn] blocks [Cult Conscript]. [21:39:17] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:39:17] Derpynoob mills [Nested Shambler] and [Insolent Neonate]. [21:39:34] Derpynoob casts [Insolent Neonate]. [21:39:39] Derpynoob discards [Bridge from Below]. [21:39:40] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Insolent Neonate] ( Draw a card.). [21:39:40] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:39:48] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:39:51] Derpynoob draws a card with [Insolent Neonate]'s ability. [21:40:15] Derpynoob casts [Phyrexian Dreadnought]. [21:40:16] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Phyrexian Dreadnought] onto the stack (When Phyrexian Dreadnought enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of...). [21:40:22] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:40:22] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:40:22] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:40:29] Derpynoob mills 12 cards. [21:40:49] Derpynoob casts [Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis]. [21:40:56] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:41:01] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Nested Shambler] onto the stack (When Nested Shambler dies, create X tapped 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens, where X is Nested S...). [21:41:01] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:41:01] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:41:06] Derpynoob's [Nested Shambler] creates a Squirrel Token. [21:41:06] Derpynoob mills [Graven Cairns]. [21:41:12] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:41:12] Derpynoob mills [Mountain] and [Swamp]. [21:41:16] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:41:16] Derpynoob mills [Mountain] and [Vexing Devil]. [21:41:21] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:41:21] Derpynoob mills [Dragonskull Summit]. [21:41:37] Derpynoob casts [Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis]. [21:41:44] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:41:44] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:41:52] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:41:53] Derpynoob mills [Bridge from Below] and [Cathartic Reunion]. [21:41:56] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:41:56] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:41:56] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:41:56] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:41:57] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:41:57] Derpynoob mills [Mountain] and [Falkenrath Pit Fighter]. [21:42:03] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:42:04] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:42:04] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:42:04] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:42:04] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:42:05] Derpynoob mills [Vexing Devil], [Altar of Dementia], [Vexing Devil], [Cult Conscript], [Altar of Dementia], [Graven Cairns], [Nested Shambler], and [Swamp]. [21:42:29] Derpynoob casts [Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis] from the graveyard. [21:42:35] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:42:35] Derpynoob mills [Altar of Dementia] and [Bridge from Below]. [21:42:38] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting Derpynoob ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:42:39] Derpynoob mills [Cathartic Reunion] and [Nested Shambler]. [21:42:47] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting SmertTheKoboldWizard ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:42:48] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:42:48] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:42:48] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:42:48] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:42:49] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:42:49] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:42:50] SmertTheKoboldWizard mills [Search for Azcanta], [Island], [Slip Out the Back], [Island], [Gitaxian Probe], [Defabricate], [Island], and [Island]. [21:43:09] Derpynoob casts [Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis] from the graveyard. [21:43:18] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting SmertTheKoboldWizard ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:43:18] SmertTheKoboldWizard mills [Lose Focus] and [Ponder]. [21:43:22] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting SmertTheKoboldWizard ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:43:22] SmertTheKoboldWizard mills [Ponder] and [Vedalken Shackles]. [21:43:25] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting SmertTheKoboldWizard ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:43:26] SmertTheKoboldWizard mills [Memory Lapse] and [Treasure Cruise]. [21:43:29] Derpynoob activates an ability of [Altar of Dementia] targeting SmertTheKoboldWizard ( Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.). [21:43:29] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:43:29] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:43:29] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...). [21:43:29] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:43:30] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:43:30] Derpynoob's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token. [21:43:31] SmertTheKoboldWizard mills [Island], [Island], [Slip Out the Back], [Island], [Island], [Vedalken Shackles], [Phyrexian Dreadnought], and [Treasure Cruise]. [21:43:35] SmertTheKoboldWizard has conceded from the game. Winner: Derpynoob Game 1 Completed.
Game 831918990
[Time] 1678736692 [21:44:52] PDBot has started watching. [21:44:59] SmertTheKoboldWizard chooses to play first. [21:45:04] SmertTheKoboldWizard mulligans to six cards. [21:45:10] Derpynoob begins the game with seven cards in hand. [21:45:15] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand. [21:45:15] Turn 1: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:45:15] SmertTheKoboldWizard skips their draw step. [21:45:19] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting Derpynoob. [21:45:25] SmertTheKoboldWizard draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe]. [21:45:27] SmertTheKoboldWizard plays [Island]. [21:45:34] Turn 1: Derpynoob [21:45:37] Derpynoob plays [Mountain]. [21:45:39] Derpynoob casts [Insolent Neonate]. [21:45:48] Turn 2: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:45:55] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting Derpynoob. [21:46:01] SmertTheKoboldWizard draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe]. [21:46:03] SmertTheKoboldWizard plays [Island]. [21:46:08] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Phyrexian Dreadnought]. [21:46:08] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts triggered ability from [Phyrexian Dreadnought] onto the stack (When Phyrexian Dreadnought enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of...). [21:46:12] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Slip Out the Back] targeting [Phyrexian Dreadnought]. [21:46:12] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts a +1/+1 counter on [Phyrexian Dreadnought]. [21:46:16] Turn 2: Derpynoob [21:46:32] Derpynoob plays [Graven Cairns]. [21:46:45] Derpynoob discards [Vexing Shusher]. [21:46:45] Derpynoob discards [Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis]. [21:46:45] Derpynoob casts [Cathartic Reunion]. [21:46:45] Derpynoob draws three cards with [Cathartic Reunion]. [21:47:04] Turn 3: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:47:15] Derpynoob is being attacked by [Phyrexian Dreadnought] [21:47:33] Turn 3: Derpynoob [21:47:50] Derpynoob plays [Swamp]. [21:47:55] Derpynoob casts [Ingot Chewer] for its evoke cost. [21:48:14] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Ingot Chewer] onto the stack (Evoke (When this permanent enters the battlefield, if its evoke cost was paid, its controller sa...). [21:48:14] Derpynoob puts triggered ability from [Ingot Chewer] onto the stack targeting [Phyrexian Dreadnought] (When Ingot Chewer enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact.). [21:48:22] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Slip Out the Back] targeting [Phyrexian Dreadnought]. [21:48:24] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts a +1/+1 counter on [Phyrexian Dreadnought]. [21:48:34] Derpynoob has conceded from the game. Winner: SmertTheKoboldWizard Game 2 Completed.
Game 831919438
[Time] 1678736962 [21:49:23] PDBot has started watching. [21:49:26] Derpynoob chooses to play first. [21:49:33] Derpynoob mulligans to six cards. [21:49:43] SmertTheKoboldWizard begins the game with seven cards in hand. [21:49:51] Derpynoob puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand. [21:49:51] Turn 1: Derpynoob [21:49:51] Derpynoob skips their draw step. [21:49:53] Derpynoob plays [Swamp]. [21:49:55] Derpynoob casts [Duress] targeting SmertTheKoboldWizard. [21:50:08] SmertTheKoboldWizard discards [Treasure Cruise]. [21:50:08] SmertTheKoboldWizard reveals their hand to [Duress], containing [Gitaxian Probe], [Memory Lapse], [Island], [Island], [Tempest Djinn], and [Search for Azcanta]. [21:50:15] Turn 1: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:50:19] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting Derpynoob. [21:50:22] SmertTheKoboldWizard draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe]. [21:50:24] SmertTheKoboldWizard plays [Island]. [21:50:29] Turn 2: Derpynoob [21:50:35] Derpynoob plays [Swamp]. [21:50:37] Derpynoob casts [Cult Conscript]. [21:50:40] Derpynoob casts [Nested Shambler]. [21:50:48] Turn 2: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:50:50] SmertTheKoboldWizard plays [Island]. [21:50:52] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Search for Azcanta]. [21:50:56] Turn 3: Derpynoob [21:51:07] SmertTheKoboldWizard is being attacked by [Nested Shambler] and [Cult Conscript] [21:51:16] Derpynoob casts [Cult Conscript]. [21:51:18] Turn 3: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:51:19] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts triggered ability from [Search for Azcanta] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard...). [21:51:30] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts [Gitaxian Probe] into their graveyard. [21:51:37] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting Derpynoob. [21:51:41] SmertTheKoboldWizard draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe]. [21:51:49] SmertTheKoboldWizard plays [Thawing Glaciers]. [21:51:51] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Phyrexian Dreadnought]. [21:51:56] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts triggered ability from [Phyrexian Dreadnought] onto the stack (When Phyrexian Dreadnought enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of...). [21:51:59] SmertTheKoboldWizard casts [Slip Out the Back] targeting [Phyrexian Dreadnought]. [21:52:03] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts a +1/+1 counter on [Phyrexian Dreadnought]. [21:52:15] Turn 4: Derpynoob [21:52:29] SmertTheKoboldWizard is being attacked by [Cult Conscript], [Nested Shambler], and [Cult Conscript] [21:52:43] Turn 4: SmertTheKoboldWizard [21:52:43] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts triggered ability from [Search for Azcanta] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard...). [21:52:56] SmertTheKoboldWizard puts [Gitaxian Probe] into their graveyard. [21:53:08] Derpynoob is being attacked by [Phyrexian Dreadnought] [21:53:15] Turn 5: Derpynoob [21:53:23] Derpynoob has conceded from the game. Winner: SmertTheKoboldWizard Game 3 Completed. Match Winner: SmertTheKoboldWizard: 2–1