Penny Dreadful: "PD League"
Game 829683766
[Time] 1676849528
[01:32:08] PDBot has started watching.
[01:32:08] Alkxx joined the game.
[League] Simic Unctus by bibbsribbs (208933) vs Stop Hurting Yourself by alkxx (208963)
[01:32:10] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[01:32:15] Alkxx chooses to play first.
[01:32:19] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: hey, glhf!
[01:32:21] [CHAT] Alkxx: hi gl hf!
[01:32:26] Alkxx begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[01:32:28] Bibbsribbs mulligans to six cards.
[01:33:31] Bibbsribbs puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[01:33:31] Turn 1: Alkxx
[01:33:32] Alkxx skips their draw step.
[01:33:39] Alkxx plays [Battlefield Forge].
[01:33:43] Alkxx casts [Vexing Devil].
[01:33:43] Alkxx puts triggered ability from [Vexing Devil] onto the stack (When Vexing Devil enters the battlefield, any opponent may have it deal 4 damage to them. If a pla...).
[01:34:02] Turn 1: Bibbsribbs
[01:34:09] Bibbsribbs plays [Island].
[01:34:11] Turn 2: Alkxx
[01:34:14] Alkxx plays [Plains].
[01:34:19] Alkxx casts [Vexing Devil].
[01:34:19] Alkxx puts triggered ability from [Vexing Devil] onto the stack (When Vexing Devil enters the battlefield, any opponent may have it deal 4 damage to them. If a pla...).
[01:34:30] Turn 2: Bibbsribbs
[01:34:39] Bibbsribbs plays [Yavimaya Coast].
[01:34:42] Bibbsribbs casts [Thorn of Amethyst].
[01:34:50] Turn 3: Alkxx
[01:34:52] Alkxx plays [Mountain].
[01:35:15] Alkxx casts [Open the Armory].
[01:35:17] Alkxx reveals [Pariah].
[01:35:18] Turn 3: Bibbsribbs
[01:35:37] Bibbsribbs plays [Island].
[01:35:55] Bibbsribbs casts [Farmstead Gleaner].
[01:35:56] Turn 4: Alkxx
[01:36:04] Alkxx plays [Battlefield Forge].
[01:36:30] Alkxx casts [Browbeat] targeting Alkxx.
[01:36:55] Alkxx draws three cards with [Browbeat].
[01:36:55] Turn 4: Bibbsribbs
[01:37:16] Bibbsribbs casts [Commune with the Gods].
[01:37:16] Bibbsribbs reveals 5 cards with [Commune with the Gods]: [Fauna Shaman], [Thorn of Amethyst], [Grand Architect], [Farmstead Gleaner], and [Thorn of Amethyst].
[01:37:20] Bibbsribbs chooses Grand Architect.
[01:37:28] Turn 5: Alkxx
[01:37:31] Alkxx plays [Mountain].
[01:37:48] Alkxx casts [Boros Reckoner].
[01:37:54] Turn 5: Bibbsribbs
[01:38:03] Bibbsribbs plays [Yavimaya Coast].
[01:38:12] Bibbsribbs casts [Fatestitcher].
[01:38:20] Turn 6: Alkxx
[01:38:24] Alkxx plays [Clifftop Retreat].
[01:38:41] Alkxx casts [Volcano Hellion].
[01:38:41] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Volcano Hellion[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
Volcano Hellion's damage is capped at 255
[01:38:46] Alkxx puts triggered ability from [Volcano Hellion] onto the stack targeting [Boros Reckoner] (When Volcano Hellion enters the battlefield, it deals an amount of damage of your choice to you an...).
[01:39:17] Alkxx chooses the number 13.
[01:39:21] Alkxx puts triggered ability from [Boros Reckoner] onto the stack targeting Bibbsribbs (Whenever Boros Reckoner is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target.).
Winner: Alkxx
Game 1 Completed.
Game 829684678
[Time] 1676850129
[01:42:10] PDBot has started watching.
[01:42:13] Bibbsribbs chooses to play first.
[01:42:18] Bibbsribbs begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[01:42:22] Alkxx begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[01:42:22] Turn 1: Bibbsribbs
[01:42:22] Bibbsribbs skips their draw step.
[01:42:23] Bibbsribbs plays [Forest].
[01:42:33] Turn 1: Alkxx
[01:42:35] Alkxx plays [Mountain].
[01:42:39] Alkxx casts [Gitaxian Probe] targeting Bibbsribbs.
[01:42:44] Alkxx draws a card with [Gitaxian Probe].
[01:42:59] Turn 2: Bibbsribbs
[01:43:04] Bibbsribbs plays [Hinterland Harbor].
[01:43:12] Bibbsribbs casts [Fauna Shaman].
[01:43:19] Turn 2: Alkxx
[01:43:22] Alkxx plays [Clifftop Retreat].
[01:43:27] Turn 3: Bibbsribbs
[01:43:40] Bibbsribbs plays [Hinterland Harbor].
[01:43:44] Bibbsribbs casts [Kiora's Follower].
[01:44:00] Turn 3: Alkxx
[01:44:03] Alkxx plays [Plains].
[01:44:07] Alkxx casts [Boros Reckoner].
[01:44:38] Bibbsribbs discards [Fatestitcher].
[01:44:38] Bibbsribbs activates an ability of [Fauna Shaman] ( Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.).
[01:44:52] Bibbsribbs reveals [Unctus, Grand Metatect].
[01:45:17] Turn 4: Bibbsribbs
[01:46:21] Bibbsribbs plays [Yavimaya Coast].
[01:47:04] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: hmm, I fear a turn too slow.
[01:47:48] [CHAT] Alkxx: Dont worry
[01:48:02] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: hmmm
[01:48:25] Bibbsribbs casts [Grand Architect].
[01:48:42] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: let's see if my hedge play works or if I psyched myself lol
[01:48:59] Bibbsribbs discards [Wake Thrasher].
[01:48:59] Bibbsribbs activates an ability of [Fauna Shaman] ( Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.).
[01:50:13] [CHAT] Alkxx: hahahaha
[01:50:37] Bibbsribbs reveals [Lodestone Golem].
[01:51:04] Bibbsribbs casts [Lodestone Golem].
[01:51:17] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: it's a very roundabout plan lol
[01:51:26] Turn 4: Alkxx
[01:51:30] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: it probably messes me up too, but I'm too scared of the hellion
[01:51:30] Alkxx plays [Mountain].
[01:52:21] Alkxx casts [Smash to Smithereens] targeting [Lodestone Golem].
[01:52:33] Bibbsribbs is being attacked by [Boros Reckoner]
[01:52:35] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: lol, take three anyways I gues slol
[01:52:45] Turn 5: Bibbsribbs
[01:52:59] Bibbsribbs casts [Unctus, Grand Metatect].
[01:53:02] [CHAT] Alkxx: yeah that golem hurt my plans :(
[01:53:11] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: yay! :D
[01:53:38] Bibbsribbs casts [Thorn of Amethyst].
[01:53:43] [CHAT] Alkxx: you have 1 turn to win this :X
[01:53:55] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: I got you, don't worry ;D
[01:54:06] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: oh wait
[01:54:15] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: I messed itup again lol....
[01:54:24] [CHAT] Alkxx: lol
[01:54:42] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: needed to pay architect mana for unctus
[01:54:50] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: hm...
[01:55:13] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: you have hellion I assume lol
[01:55:25] [CHAT] Alkxx: maybe
[01:55:28] [CHAT] Alkxx: haha
[01:55:40] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: but the question is, do you have the 5th land? :D
[01:55:52] [CHAT] Alkxx: you dont have any counterspell in this deck?
[01:55:58] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: nah, just tax effects
[01:56:22] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: need to pack a cerulian drake
[01:56:22] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: for these moments
[01:56:22] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: can't believe i messed it up in the end lol
[01:56:36] Bibbsribbs activates an ability of [Kiora's Follower] targeting [Hinterland Harbor] ( Untap another target permanent.).
[01:56:36] Bibbsribbs puts triggered ability from [Kiora's Follower] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[01:56:40] Bibbsribbs draws a card with [Kiora's Follower]'s ability.
[01:56:44] Bibbsribbs discards [Thorn of Amethyst].
[01:56:54] Bibbsribbs activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] (Unearth for {U}).
[01:57:02] Bibbsribbs activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Kiora's Follower] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[01:57:02] Bibbsribbs puts triggered ability from [Fatestitcher] onto the stack (Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.).
[01:57:07] Bibbsribbs draws a card with [Fatestitcher]'s ability.
[01:57:25] Bibbsribbs discards [Commune with the Gods].
[01:58:03] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: hmm, yep can't get another card in my hand either
[01:58:15] [CHAT] Bibbsribbs: ggs!
[01:58:28] Bibbsribbs has conceded from the game.
Winner: Alkxx
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: Alkxx: 2–0
[01:58:35] Bibbsribbs has left the game.
[01:58:39] Alkxx draws their next card.
[01:58:40] Alkxx draws their next card.
[01:58:42] Alkxx draws their next card.