Penny Dreadful: "pd league"
Game 826250672
[Time] 1673937537
[08:38:58] PDBot has started watching.
[08:38:58] YourAverageIdiot joined the game.
[League] Unplayable Garbage Ft Pog Invoke by cdnewlon (206509) vs Call Me Brandon Staley Cause Collapse Is Imminent by youraverageidiot (206535)
[08:39:00] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[08:39:07] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: pain
[08:39:13] Cdnewlon chooses to play first.
[08:39:17] Cdnewlon begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[08:39:20] YourAverageIdiot begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[08:39:20] Turn 1: Cdnewlon
[08:39:23] [CHAT] Cdnewlon: welcome to pain
[08:39:27] Cdnewlon skips their draw step.
[08:39:28] Cdnewlon plays [Mountain].
[08:39:29] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot
[08:39:31] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain].
[08:39:33] YourAverageIdiot casts [Kumano Faces Kakkazan].
[08:39:33] YourAverageIdiot puts a lore counter on [Kumano Faces Kakkazan].
[08:39:33] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Kumano Faces Kakkazan] onto the stack (Kumano Faces Kakkazan deals 1 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker they control.).
[08:39:37] Turn 2: Cdnewlon
[08:39:40] Cdnewlon plays [Thran Portal].
[08:39:43] Cdnewlon chooses Swamp for [Thran Portal].
[08:39:45] Cdnewlon casts [Dark Ritual].
[08:39:48] Cdnewlon casts [Seething Song].
[08:39:54] Cdnewlon casts [Hazoret's Undying Fury].
[08:39:59] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: kekw
[08:39:59] [CHAT] Cdnewlon: pog
[08:40:02] Cdnewlon casts [Seething Song].
[08:40:08] [CHAT] Cdnewlon: I punted
[08:40:09] [CHAT] Cdnewlon: gah
[08:40:22] [CHAT] Cdnewlon: any throwers
[08:40:25] Cdnewlon has conceded from the game.
Winner: YourAverageIdiot
Game 1 Completed.
[08:40:29] YourAverageIdiot has left the game.
Game 826250788
[Time] 1673937654
[08:40:55] PDBot has started watching.
[08:41:01] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: gimme the rng kek
[08:41:02] [CHAT] Cdnewlon: I was holding spoils pyretic, I should have pyreticed to save the B
[08:41:04] Cdnewlon chooses to play first.
[08:41:08] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: pain
[08:41:21] Cdnewlon begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[08:41:22] YourAverageIdiot begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[08:41:22] Turn 1: Cdnewlon
[08:41:26] Cdnewlon skips their draw step.
[08:41:26] Cdnewlon plays [Mountain].
[08:41:35] Cdnewlon casts [Wild Cantor].
[08:41:37] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot
[08:41:40] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain].
[08:41:41] YourAverageIdiot casts [Monastery Swiftspear].
[08:41:44] Cdnewlon is being attacked by [Monastery Swiftspear]
[08:41:50] [CHAT] Cdnewlon: 2 toughness interrobang
[08:41:53] Turn 2: Cdnewlon
[08:41:58] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: squirre deck
[08:42:02] Cdnewlon plays [Thran Portal].
[08:42:05] Cdnewlon chooses Swamp for [Thran Portal].
[08:42:08] Cdnewlon casts [Pyretic Ritual].
[08:42:10] Cdnewlon casts [Pyretic Ritual].
[08:42:13] Cdnewlon casts [Escape to the Wilds].
[08:42:17] Cdnewlon plays [Dragonskull Summit].
[08:42:20] Cdnewlon casts [Strike It Rich].
[08:42:20] Cdnewlon's [Strike It Rich] creates a Treasure Token.
[08:42:27] Turn 2: YourAverageIdiot
[08:42:29] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: *chuckles* im in danger
[08:42:34] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain].
[08:42:36] YourAverageIdiot casts [Phoenix Chick].
[08:42:39] YourAverageIdiot casts [Burst Lightning] targeting Cdnewlon.
[08:42:39] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Monastery Swiftspear] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[08:42:44] Cdnewlon is being attacked by [Phoenix Chick] and [Monastery Swiftspear]
[08:42:45] Turn 3: Cdnewlon
[08:42:52] Cdnewlon casts [Pyretic Ritual].
[08:42:53] Cdnewlon casts [Seething Song].
[08:43:03] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: no texters
[08:43:04] Cdnewlon casts [Hazoret's Undying Fury].
[08:43:10] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: painge
[08:43:20] Cdnewlon casts [Strike It Rich].
[08:43:21] Cdnewlon casts [Spoils of the Vault].
[08:43:23] Cdnewlon casts [Tendrils of Agony] targeting YourAverageIdiot.
[08:43:23] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [Tendrils of Agony] onto the stack (5 spells cast before Tendrils of Agony this turn.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for e...).
[08:43:38] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: big whiff
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon names Dark Ritual for [Spoils of the Vault].
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon reveals [Strike It Rich].
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon reveals [Spoils of the Vault].
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon reveals [Dragonskull Summit].
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon reveals [Mountain].
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon reveals [Tendo Ice Bridge].
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon reveals [Desperate Ritual].
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon reveals [Thran Portal].
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon reveals [Strike It Rich].
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon reveals [Pyretic Ritual].
[08:43:42] Cdnewlon reveals [Dark Ritual].
[08:43:45] Cdnewlon's [Strike It Rich] creates a Treasure Token.
[08:43:48] Cdnewlon casts [Dark Ritual].
[08:43:51] Cdnewlon casts [Tendrils of Agony] targeting YourAverageIdiot.
[08:43:51] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [Tendrils of Agony] onto the stack (7 spells cast before Tendrils of Agony this turn.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for e...).
Winner: Cdnewlon
Game 2 Completed.
[08:44:04] YourAverageIdiot has left the game.
Game 826251032
[Time] 1673937854
[08:44:15] PDBot has started watching.
[08:44:15] Cdnewlon joined the game.
[08:44:20] YourAverageIdiot chooses to play first.
[08:44:29] YourAverageIdiot mulligans to six cards.
[08:44:31] Cdnewlon mulligans to six cards.
[08:44:42] [CHAT] Cdnewlon: this mu is just
[08:44:44] [CHAT] Cdnewlon: game bad
[08:44:44] YourAverageIdiot puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[08:44:50] Cdnewlon puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[08:44:50] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot
[08:44:52] YourAverageIdiot skips their draw step.
[08:44:54] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: you need to whiff and if you do i win
[08:44:56] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain].
[08:44:57] YourAverageIdiot casts [Monastery Swiftspear].
[08:44:58] [CHAT] Cdnewlon: yep
[08:45:00] Cdnewlon is being attacked by [Monastery Swiftspear]
[08:45:01] Turn 1: Cdnewlon
[08:45:05] Cdnewlon plays [Thran Portal].
[08:45:08] Cdnewlon chooses Mountain for [Thran Portal].
[08:45:10] Turn 2: YourAverageIdiot
[08:45:12] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain].
[08:45:15] YourAverageIdiot casts [Viashino Pyromancer].
[08:45:16] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Viashino Pyromancer] onto the stack targeting Cdnewlon (When Viashino Pyromancer enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalke...).
[08:45:19] Cdnewlon is being attacked by [Monastery Swiftspear]
[08:45:24] Turn 2: Cdnewlon
[08:45:31] Cdnewlon plays [Dragonskull Summit].
[08:45:35] Cdnewlon casts [Desperate Ritual].
[08:45:37] Cdnewlon casts [Seething Song].
[08:45:38] Cdnewlon casts [Invoke Calamity].
[08:45:41] Cdnewlon casts [Seething Song] from the graveyard.
[08:45:42] Cdnewlon casts [Desperate Ritual] from the graveyard.
[08:45:47] Cdnewlon casts [Hazoret's Undying Fury].
[08:45:51] Cdnewlon casts [Invoke Calamity].
[08:45:52] Cdnewlon casts [Tendrils of Agony] targeting YourAverageIdiot.
[08:45:52] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [Tendrils of Agony] onto the stack (7 spells cast before Tendrils of Agony this turn.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for e...).
[08:46:05] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: whats hilarious is your deck just isnt even likely to hit that
[08:46:07] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: it just does
[08:46:07] Cdnewlon casts [Tendrils of Agony] from the graveyard targeting YourAverageIdiot.
[08:46:12] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [Tendrils of Agony] onto the stack (8 spells cast before Tendrils of Agony this turn.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for e...).
Winner: Cdnewlon
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: Cdnewlon: 2–1
[08:46:23] YourAverageIdiot has left the game.