Game 822507688
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[League] Unplayable Garbage Ft Haste by cdnewlon (204306) vs Burn by spritestutter (204307)
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[00:54:53] spritestutter chooses to play first.
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[00:55:03] spritestutter mulligans to six cards.
[00:55:05] Cdnewlon begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:55:07] spritestutter mulligans to five cards.
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[00:55:17] spritestutter puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[00:55:17] Turn 1: spritestutter
[00:55:19] spritestutter skips their draw step.
[00:55:21] spritestutter plays [Island].
[00:55:26] Turn 1: Cdnewlon
[00:55:29] Cdnewlon plays [Ancient Ziggurat].
[00:55:33] Cdnewlon casts [Birds of Paradise].
[00:55:35] Turn 2: spritestutter
[00:55:39] spritestutter plays [Swamp].
[00:55:40] spritestutter casts [The Modern Age].
[00:55:40] spritestutter puts a lore counter on [The Modern Age].
[00:55:41] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [The Modern Age] onto the stack (Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[00:55:42] spritestutter draws a card with [The Modern Age]'s ability.
[00:55:43] spritestutter discards [Golgari Grave-Troll].
[00:55:45] Turn 2: Cdnewlon
[00:55:57] Cdnewlon plays [Secluded Courtyard].
[00:56:02] Cdnewlon chooses Human for [Secluded Courtyard].
[00:56:21] Cdnewlon casts [General Ferrous Rokiric].
[00:56:25] Turn 3: spritestutter
[00:56:28] spritestutter returns [Golgari Grave-Troll] to their hand with its dredge ability.
[00:56:28] spritestutter mills [Hapless Researcher], [Thran Portal], [Haakon, Stromgald Scourge], [Drowned Catacomb], [Changeling Outcast] and [Breakthrough].
[00:56:32] spritestutter puts a lore counter on [The Modern Age].
[00:56:32] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [The Modern Age] onto the stack (Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[00:56:34] spritestutter draws a card with [The Modern Age]'s ability.
[00:56:36] spritestutter discards [Golgari Grave-Troll].
[00:56:39] spritestutter plays [Island].
[00:56:44] spritestutter casts [The Modern Age].
[00:56:44] spritestutter puts a lore counter on [The Modern Age].
[00:56:44] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [The Modern Age] onto the stack (Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[00:56:46] spritestutter draws a card with [The Modern Age]'s ability.
[00:56:47] spritestutter returns [Golgari Grave-Troll] to their hand with its dredge ability.
[00:56:47] spritestutter mills [Hapless Researcher], [Hapless Researcher], [Flame-Kin Zealot], [Thran Portal], [Universal Automaton] and [Tendo Ice Bridge].
[00:56:49] spritestutter discards [Golgari Grave-Troll].
[00:56:59] spritestutter casts [Breakthrough]. (X is 0).
[00:56:59] spritestutter draws four cards with [Breakthrough].
[00:57:01] spritestutter returns [Golgari Grave-Troll] to their hand with its dredge ability.
[00:57:01] spritestutter mills [Universal Automaton], [The Modern Age], [Golgari Grave-Troll], [Drowned Catacomb], [Dread Return] and [Stinkweed Imp].
[00:57:02] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Stinkweed Imp[sU] has an advantageous bug.
Creatures with an ability that destroys creatures that they deal combat damage to ignore Phasing.
[00:57:03] spritestutter returns [Golgari Grave-Troll] to their hand with its dredge ability.
[00:57:04] spritestutter mills [Thran Portal], [Dregscape Sliver], [Bladewing's Thrall], [Island], [Drowned Catacomb] and [Bridge from Below].
[00:57:05] spritestutter returns [Stinkweed Imp] to their hand with its dredge ability.
[00:57:05] spritestutter mills [Stinkweed Imp], [Tendo Ice Bridge], [Drowned Catacomb], [Bridge from Below] and [Bladewing's Thrall].
[00:57:07] spritestutter returns [Stinkweed Imp] to their hand with its dredge ability.
[00:57:07] spritestutter mills [Dregscape Sliver], Cdnewlon, spritestutter, [Haunted Dead] and [Swamp].
[00:57:11] spritestutter discards [Swamp].
[00:57:11] spritestutter discards [Golgari Grave-Troll].
[00:57:11] spritestutter discards [Golgari Grave-Troll].
[00:57:11] spritestutter discards [Stinkweed Imp].
[00:57:11] spritestutter discards [Stinkweed Imp].
[00:57:13] Turn 3: Cdnewlon
[00:58:26] Cdnewlon casts [Birds of Paradise].
[00:58:33] Cdnewlon casts [Meddling Mage].
[00:58:33] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [General Ferrous Rokiric] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 4/4 red and white Golem artifact creature token.).
[00:58:34] Cdnewlon's [General Ferrous Rokiric] creates a Golem Token.
[00:58:45] Cdnewlon names Dread Return for [Meddling Mage].
[00:58:50] spritestutter is being attacked by [General Ferrous Rokiric]
[00:58:54] Turn 4: spritestutter
[00:59:08] spritestutter puts a lore counter on [The Modern Age].
[00:59:08] spritestutter puts a lore counter on [The Modern Age].
[00:59:10] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [The Modern Age] onto the stack (Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[00:59:10] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [The Modern Age] onto the stack (Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.).
[00:59:13] spritestutter exiles [The Modern Age] with its own ability.
[00:59:13] [The Modern Age] transforms into [Vector Glider].
[00:59:15] spritestutter draws a card with [The Modern Age]'s ability.
[00:59:19] spritestutter discards [Bladewing's Thrall].
[00:59:24] spritestutter activates an ability of [Dregscape Sliver] (Unearth for {2}).
[00:59:36] Cdnewlon is being attacked by [Dregscape Sliver]
[00:59:39] [Golem Token] blocks [Dregscape Sliver].
[00:59:43] [Golem Token] stops blocking.
[00:59:55] spritestutter plays [Tendo Ice Bridge].
[00:59:55] spritestutter puts a charge counter on [Tendo Ice Bridge].
[00:59:59] spritestutter activates an ability of [Universal Automaton] (Unearth for {2}).
[01:00:00] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bladewing's Thrall] onto the stack (When a Dragon enters the battlefield, you may return Bladewing's Thrall from your graveyard to the...).
[01:00:00] spritestutter puts triggered ability from spritestutter onto the stack (When a Dragon enters the battlefield, you may return Bladewing's Thrall from your graveyard to the...).
[01:00:00] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bladewing's Thrall] onto the stack (When a Dragon enters the battlefield, you may return Bladewing's Thrall from your graveyard to the...).
[01:00:00] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bladewing's Thrall] onto the stack (When a Dragon enters the battlefield, you may return Bladewing's Thrall from your graveyard to the...).
[01:00:14] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Dregscape Sliver] onto the stack (Exile Dregscape Sliver at the beginning of the next end step.).
[01:00:14] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Universal Automaton] onto the stack (Exile Universal Automaton at the beginning of the next end step.).
[01:00:18] Turn 4: Cdnewlon
[01:00:44] Cdnewlon casts [Bloodbraid Elf].
[01:00:46] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [Bloodbraid Elf] onto the stack (Cascade).
[01:00:46] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [General Ferrous Rokiric] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 4/4 red and white Golem artifact creature token.).
[01:00:49] Cdnewlon's [General Ferrous Rokiric] creates a Golem Token.
[01:00:52] Cdnewlon reveals 4 cards with [Bloodbraid Elf]: [Bloodbraid Elf], [Llanowar Wastes], [Ancient Ziggurat], and [Mantis Rider].
[01:00:55] Cdnewlon casts [Mantis Rider].
[01:00:55] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [General Ferrous Rokiric] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 4/4 red and white Golem artifact creature token.).
[01:00:57] Cdnewlon's [General Ferrous Rokiric] creates a Golem Token.
[01:03:20] Turn 5: spritestutter
[01:03:26] spritestutter puts a lore counter on [The Modern Age].
[01:03:26] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [The Modern Age] onto the stack (Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.).
[01:03:29] spritestutter exiles [The Modern Age] with its own ability.
[01:03:29] [The Modern Age] transforms into [Vector Glider].
[01:04:01] Cdnewlon is being attacked by [Vector Glider]
[01:04:40] [Mantis Rider] blocks [Vector Glider].
[01:04:45] spritestutter puts triggered ability from Cdnewlon onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...).
[01:04:45] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...).
[01:04:46] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...).
[01:04:49] spritestutter's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token.
[01:04:51] spritestutter's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token.
[01:04:52] spritestutter's Cdnewlon creates a Zombie Token.
[01:04:58] Turn 5: Cdnewlon
[01:05:04] Cdnewlon plays [Thran Portal].
[01:05:06] Cdnewlon chooses Plains for [Thran Portal].
[01:05:29] spritestutter is being attacked by [Bloodbraid Elf]
[01:05:48] Cdnewlon casts [Tidehollow Sculler].
[01:05:48] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [General Ferrous Rokiric] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 4/4 red and white Golem artifact creature token.).
[01:05:51] Cdnewlon's [General Ferrous Rokiric] creates a Golem Token.
[01:05:54] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack targeting spritestutter (When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose ...).
[01:05:58] spritestutter reveals their hand to [Tidehollow Sculler]'s ability, containing no cards.
[01:06:06] Cdnewlon casts [Mantis Rider].
[01:06:06] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [General Ferrous Rokiric] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 4/4 red and white Golem artifact creature token.).
[01:06:09] Cdnewlon's [General Ferrous Rokiric] creates a Golem Token.
[01:06:16] Turn 6: spritestutter
[01:06:29] Cdnewlon is being attacked by [Vector Glider]
[01:06:46] [Mantis Rider] blocks [Vector Glider].
[01:06:50] spritestutter puts triggered ability from Cdnewlon onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...).
[01:06:50] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...).
[01:06:50] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...).
[01:06:50] spritestutter's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token.
[01:06:51] spritestutter's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token.
[01:06:51] spritestutter's Cdnewlon creates a Zombie Token.
[01:06:55] Turn 6: Cdnewlon
[01:07:06] Cdnewlon casts [Meddling Mage].
[01:07:06] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [General Ferrous Rokiric] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 4/4 red and white Golem artifact creature token.).
[01:07:09] Cdnewlon's [General Ferrous Rokiric] creates a Golem Token.
[01:07:30] Cdnewlon names Haakon, Stromgald Scourge for [Meddling Mage].
[01:07:40] Cdnewlon casts [Meddling Mage].
[01:07:40] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [General Ferrous Rokiric] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 4/4 red and white Golem artifact creature token.).
[01:07:43] Cdnewlon's [General Ferrous Rokiric] creates a Golem Token.
[01:08:55] Cdnewlon names Dread Return for [Meddling Mage].
[01:09:21] spritestutter is being attacked by [Golem Token] and [Bloodbraid Elf]
[01:09:26] [Bladewing's Thrall] blocks [Golem Token].
[01:09:48] [Bladewing's Thrall] blocks [Bloodbraid Elf].
[01:09:49] [Bladewing's Thrall] stops blocking.
[01:10:08] [Bladewing's Thrall] blocks [Bloodbraid Elf].
[01:10:17] [Bladewing's Thrall] stops blocking.
[01:10:44] spritestutter puts triggered ability from Cdnewlon onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...).
[01:10:45] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...).
[01:10:45] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below...).
[01:10:45] spritestutter's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token.
[01:10:45] spritestutter's [Bridge from Below] creates a Zombie Token.
[01:10:46] spritestutter's Cdnewlon creates a Zombie Token.
[01:10:47] Turn 7: spritestutter
[01:10:54] spritestutter plays [Island].
[01:11:05] spritestutter activates an ability of [Dregscape Sliver] (Unearth for {2}).
[01:11:11] spritestutter activates an ability of [Changeling Outcast] (Unearth for {2}).
[01:11:12] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bladewing's Thrall] onto the stack (When a Dragon enters the battlefield, you may return Bladewing's Thrall from your graveyard to the...).
[01:11:21] Cdnewlon is being attacked by 14 cards
[01:11:34] [Golem Token] blocks [Zombie Token].
[01:11:35] [Golem Token] blocks [Zombie Token].
[01:11:37] [Golem Token] blocks [Zombie Token].
[01:11:39] [Golem Token] blocks [Zombie Token].
[01:11:40] [Golem Token] blocks [Zombie Token].
[01:11:42] [Golem Token] blocks [Zombie Token].
[01:11:47] [Mantis Rider] blocks [Zombie Token].
[01:11:49] [Mantis Rider] blocks [Zombie Token].
[01:12:00] [Birds of Paradise] blocks [Zombie Token].
[01:12:02] [Birds of Paradise] stops blocking.
[01:12:04] [Birds of Paradise] blocks [Bladewing's Thrall].
[01:12:16] [Meddling Mage] blocks [Zombie Token].
[01:12:37] spritestutter puts triggered ability from Cdnewlon onto the stack (When a creature is put into an opponent's graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below is ...).
[01:12:37] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (When a creature is put into an opponent's graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below is ...).
[01:12:37] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (When a creature is put into an opponent's graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below is ...).
[01:12:37] spritestutter puts triggered ability from Cdnewlon onto the stack (When a creature is put into an opponent's graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below is ...).
[01:12:37] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (When a creature is put into an opponent's graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below is ...).
[01:12:38] spritestutter puts triggered ability from [Bridge from Below] onto the stack (When a creature is put into an opponent's graveyard from the battlefield, if Bridge from Below is ...).
[01:12:38] spritestutter exiles [Bridge from Below] with its own ability.
[01:12:38] spritestutter exiles [Bridge from Below] with its own ability.
[01:12:39] spritestutter exiles Cdnewlon with its own ability.
[01:12:39] spritestutter's [Bridge from Below]'s triggered ability does not resolve because the intervening "if" condition is not met.
[01:12:39] spritestutter's [Bridge from Below]'s triggered ability does not resolve because the intervening "if" condition is not met.
[01:12:40] spritestutter's Cdnewlon's triggered ability does not resolve because the intervening "if" condition is not met.
[01:12:48] spritestutter has conceded from the game.
Winner: Cdnewlon
Game 1 Completed.
[01:12:52] spritestutter has left the game.