Game 822340324
[Time] 1671395512 [League] What Is This, a Deck for Ants?!?! by youraverageidiot (204139) vs Moggs and Things by birdsandbees (204133) [22:32:11] PDBot has started watching. [22:32:11] YourAverageIdiot joined the game. [22:32:11] BirdsAndBees joined the game. [22:32:16] BirdsAndBees chooses to play first. [22:32:21] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: Alright break my pc lol [22:32:26] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: its only 7 hunge [22:32:27] BirdsAndBees begins the game with seven cards in hand. [22:32:31] YourAverageIdiot mulligans to six cards. [22:32:45] YourAverageIdiot puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand. [22:32:45] Turn 1: BirdsAndBees [22:32:47] BirdsAndBees skips their draw step. [22:32:47] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: took a few secs to load in, we'll see how it goes lol [22:32:50] BirdsAndBees plays [Canyon Slough]. [22:33:02] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot [22:33:12] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: it used to take way longer lol [22:33:15] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain]. [22:33:18] YourAverageIdiot casts [Foundry Street Denizen]. [22:33:31] Turn 2: BirdsAndBees [22:33:38] BirdsAndBees plays [Mountain]. [22:33:53] BirdsAndBees casts [Thran Vigil]. [22:34:03] Turn 2: YourAverageIdiot [22:34:12] YourAverageIdiot plays [Spikefield Cave]. [22:34:18] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Foundry Street Denizen] [22:34:28] Turn 3: BirdsAndBees [22:34:38] BirdsAndBees plays [Foreboding Ruins]. [22:34:45] BirdsAndBees casts [Goblin Piledriver]. [22:34:57] Turn 3: YourAverageIdiot [22:35:08] YourAverageIdiot casts [Rakdos Shred-Freak]. [22:35:11] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Foundry Street Denizen] onto the stack (Whenever another red creature enters the battlefield under your control, Foundry Street Denizen ge...). [22:35:21] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Rakdos Shred-Freak] and [Foundry Street Denizen] [22:35:33] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: missing that 2nd mountain stinks [22:35:39] Turn 4: BirdsAndBees [22:35:45] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp]. [22:35:54] BirdsAndBees casts [Pashalik Mons]. [22:36:00] BirdsAndBees casts [Skirk Prospector]. [22:36:10] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Goblin Piledriver] [22:36:11] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Goblin Piledriver] onto the stack (Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Gobli...). [22:36:30] Turn 4: YourAverageIdiot [22:36:36] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain]. [22:36:57] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Rakdos Shred-Freak] and [Foundry Street Denizen] [22:37:36] [Skirk Prospector] blocks [Rakdos Shred-Freak]. [22:37:45] YourAverageIdiot casts [Sudden Shock] targeting [Pashalik Mons]. [22:37:57] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Pashalik Mons] onto the stack targeting [Foundry Street Denizen] (Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any tar...). [22:38:13] YourAverageIdiot casts [Firebolt] targeting [Goblin Piledriver]. [22:38:22] Turn 5: BirdsAndBees [22:38:28] BirdsAndBees plays [Mountain]. [22:38:32] BirdsAndBees casts [Goblin Bombardment]. [22:38:38] BirdsAndBees casts [Thran Vigil]. [22:38:49] Turn 5: YourAverageIdiot [22:38:58] YourAverageIdiot casts [Phoenix of Ash]. [22:39:06] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Phoenix of Ash] [22:39:14] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: no persist thing 1 time kekw [22:39:17] Turn 6: BirdsAndBees [22:39:24] BirdsAndBees casts [Goblin Piledriver]. [22:39:56] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: yeah had most of the pieces in my hand and it was reasonable aggro but here we are... [22:40:04] Turn 6: YourAverageIdiot [22:40:08] YourAverageIdiot casts [Magma Jet] targeting BirdsAndBees. [22:40:16] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I think there's 9 draws that end the game from here [22:40:44] YourAverageIdiot scrys 2 (0 top, 2 bottom). [22:41:06] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: needed a land gah [22:41:08] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Phoenix of Ash] [22:41:22] Turn 7: BirdsAndBees [22:41:27] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: i play 280 youd think id draw one by now [22:41:32] BirdsAndBees casts [Mogg War Marshal]. [22:41:34] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Mogg War Marshal] onto the stack (When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.). [22:41:38] BirdsAndBees's [Mogg War Marshal] creates a Goblin Token. [22:41:46] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Phoenix of Ash] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.). [22:41:48] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Mogg War Marshal] onto the stack (When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.). [22:41:50] BirdsAndBees's [Mogg War Marshal] creates a Goblin Token. [22:41:58] BirdsAndBees activates an ability of [Goblin Bombardment] targeting [Phoenix of Ash] ( Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.). [22:42:06] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Goblin Piledriver] [22:42:06] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Goblin Piledriver] onto the stack (Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Gobli...). [22:42:17] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: control deck lol [22:42:43] Turn 7: YourAverageIdiot [22:43:00] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: any land any time [22:43:26] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: persist or matron is all I need [22:43:38] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: a land any time wouldve won by now [22:43:41] YourAverageIdiot casts [Falkenrath Gorger]. [22:44:03] Turn 8: BirdsAndBees [22:44:17] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Goblin Token] and [Goblin Piledriver] [22:44:18] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Goblin Piledriver] onto the stack (Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Gobli...). [22:44:31] [Falkenrath Gorger] blocks [Goblin Piledriver]. [22:44:58] YourAverageIdiot casts [Incinerate] targeting [Goblin Token]. [22:45:09] Turn 8: YourAverageIdiot [22:45:39] YourAverageIdiot casts [Ball Lightning]. [22:45:51] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Ball Lightning] [22:46:01] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Ball Lightning] onto the stack (At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Ball Lightning.). [22:46:02] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: whadya got [22:46:10] Turn 9: BirdsAndBees [22:46:21] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: all the lands you're missing apparently [22:46:24] BirdsAndBees plays [Foreboding Ruins]. [22:46:40] Turn 9: YourAverageIdiot [22:46:41] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: brutal [22:46:48] YourAverageIdiot casts [Flame Javelin] targeting BirdsAndBees. Winner: YourAverageIdiot Game 1 Completed.
Game 822341594
[Time] 1671396444 [22:47:40] PDBot has started watching. [22:47:42] BirdsAndBees chooses to play first. [22:47:51] BirdsAndBees mulligans to six cards. [22:47:55] YourAverageIdiot mulligans to six cards. [22:47:59] BirdsAndBees mulligans to five cards. [22:48:18] YourAverageIdiot puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand. [22:48:25] BirdsAndBees puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand. [22:48:25] Turn 1: BirdsAndBees [22:48:27] BirdsAndBees skips their draw step. [22:48:29] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp]. [22:48:39] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot [22:48:46] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain]. [22:48:50] YourAverageIdiot casts [Grim Lavamancer]. [22:49:01] Turn 2: BirdsAndBees [22:49:08] BirdsAndBees plays [Dragonskull Summit]. [22:49:13] BirdsAndBees casts [Goblin Piledriver]. [22:49:25] Turn 2: YourAverageIdiot [22:49:34] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain]. [22:49:37] YourAverageIdiot casts [Ash Zealot]. [22:49:46] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Ash Zealot] [22:50:00] Turn 3: BirdsAndBees [22:50:09] BirdsAndBees plays [Thran Portal]. [22:50:14] BirdsAndBees chooses Mountain for [Thran Portal]. [22:50:19] BirdsAndBees casts [Skirk Prospector]. [22:50:28] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Goblin Piledriver] [22:50:29] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Goblin Piledriver] onto the stack (Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Gobli...). [22:50:49] Turn 3: YourAverageIdiot [22:50:59] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain]. [22:51:10] YourAverageIdiot casts [Pillar of Flame] targeting [Skirk Prospector]. [22:51:31] YourAverageIdiot's [Pillar of Flame] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets. [22:51:44] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Ash Zealot] and [Grim Lavamancer] [22:51:50] YourAverageIdiot casts [Lightning Strike] targeting [Goblin Piledriver]. [22:51:59] BirdsAndBees casts [Munitions Expert]. [22:52:06] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Munitions Expert] onto the stack targeting [Ash Zealot] (When Munitions Expert enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage to target creature or pl...). [22:52:21] [Munitions Expert] blocks [Grim Lavamancer]. [22:52:35] Turn 4: BirdsAndBees [22:52:40] BirdsAndBees plays [Mountain]. [22:52:48] BirdsAndBees casts [Goblin Ringleader]. [22:52:53] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Goblin Ringleader] onto the stack (When Goblin Ringleader enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all ...). [22:52:58] BirdsAndBees reveals 4 cards with [Goblin Ringleader]'s ability: [Putrid Goblin], [Thran Vigil], [Goblin Piledriver], and [Goblin Bombardment]. [22:53:01] BirdsAndBees puts [Putrid Goblin] and [Goblin Piledriver] into their hand with with [Goblin Ringleader]'s ability. [22:53:12] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Goblin Ringleader] [22:53:29] Turn 4: YourAverageIdiot [22:53:36] YourAverageIdiot plays [Mountain]. [22:53:39] YourAverageIdiot casts [Scab-Clan Berserker]. [22:53:46] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Scab-Clan Berserker] [22:53:51] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Scab-Clan Berserker] onto the stack (Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 ...). [22:53:52] YourAverageIdiot puts a +1/+1 counter on [Scab-Clan Berserker]. [22:54:03] Turn 5: BirdsAndBees [22:54:08] BirdsAndBees plays [Mountain]. [22:54:10] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: did you draw the land or the leader lol [22:54:18] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: land [22:54:28] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: leader was what made me keep the opener since I had mulled so far [22:54:30] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: both are awful but that hurts mildly less [22:54:31] BirdsAndBees casts [Putrid Goblin]. [22:54:40] BirdsAndBees casts [Goblin Piledriver]. [22:54:49] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Goblin Ringleader] [22:55:04] Turn 5: YourAverageIdiot [22:55:12] YourAverageIdiot casts [Phoenix Chick]. [22:55:17] YourAverageIdiot casts [Giant Cindermaw]. [22:55:25] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Phoenix Chick] and [Scab-Clan Berserker] [22:55:46] Turn 6: BirdsAndBees [22:56:04] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Goblin Piledriver], [Putrid Goblin] and [Goblin Ringleader] [22:56:05] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Goblin Piledriver] onto the stack (Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Gobli...). [22:56:11] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I probably gtg in a sec [22:56:16] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: dang [22:56:32] [Giant Cindermaw] blocks [Putrid Goblin]. [22:56:34] [Giant Cindermaw] stops blocking. [22:56:35] [Giant Cindermaw] blocks [Putrid Goblin]. [22:56:45] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Putrid Goblin] onto the stack (Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefiel...). [22:56:48] BirdsAndBees puts a -1/-1 counter on [Putrid Goblin]. [22:56:54] BirdsAndBees casts [Putrid Goblin]. [22:57:05] Turn 6: YourAverageIdiot [22:57:24] YourAverageIdiot casts [Orcish Hellraiser]. [22:57:28] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Giant Cindermaw], [Phoenix Chick] and [Scab-Clan Berserker] [22:57:42] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: oops [22:57:55] Turn 7: BirdsAndBees [22:58:04] BirdsAndBees discards [Canyon Slough]. [22:58:04] BirdsAndBees cycles [Canyon Slough]. [22:58:23] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: ggs [22:58:26] [CHAT] YourAverageIdiot: gg! [22:58:29] BirdsAndBees has conceded from the game. [22:58:30] BirdsAndBees has lost connection to the game. Winner: YourAverageIdiot Game 2 Completed. Match Winner: YourAverageIdiot: 2–0