Game 812918200

[Time] 1662824067
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[18:34:28] Retilout joined the game.
[18:34:28] Cdnewlon joined the game.
[League] Unplayable Garbage Featuring Mistakes by cdnewlon (193274) vs Humans With Sharp Things by retilout (193329)
[18:34:30] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[18:34:36] Retilout chooses to play first.
[18:34:40] Retilout begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[18:34:46] Cdnewlon mulligans to six cards.
[18:34:48] [CHAT] Retilout: hi, good luck
[18:34:52] Cdnewlon mulligans to five cards.
[18:34:59] Cdnewlon puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[18:34:59] Turn 1: Retilout
[18:35:00] Retilout skips their draw step.
[18:35:02] Retilout plays [Plains].
[18:35:04] Retilout casts [Champion of the Parish].
[18:35:11] Turn 1: Cdnewlon
[18:35:14] Cdnewlon plays [Akoum Teeth].
[18:35:18] Turn 2: Retilout
[18:35:20] Retilout plays [Plains].
[18:35:25] Retilout casts [Dauntless Bodyguard].
[18:35:27] Retilout puts triggered ability from [Champion of the Parish] onto the stack (Whenever another Human enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion ...).
[18:35:28] Retilout puts a +1/+1 counter on [Champion of the Parish].
[18:35:30] Retilout casts [Venerable Knight].
[18:35:30] Retilout puts triggered ability from [Champion of the Parish] onto the stack (Whenever another Human enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion ...).
[18:35:32] Retilout puts a +1/+1 counter on [Champion of the Parish].
[18:35:35] Cdnewlon is being attacked by [Champion of the Parish]
[18:35:40] Turn 2: Cdnewlon
[18:35:45] Cdnewlon plays [Blackbloom Bog].
[18:35:58] Turn 3: Retilout
[18:36:02] Retilout plays [Plains].
[18:36:31] Retilout casts [Knight Exemplar].
[18:36:40] Cdnewlon casts [Spikefield Hazard] targeting [Dauntless Bodyguard].
[18:36:47] Retilout activates an ability of [Dauntless Bodyguard] ( The chosen creature gains indestructible until end of turn.).
[18:36:51] Cdnewlon's [Spikefield Hazard] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[18:36:53] Retilout puts triggered ability from [Champion of the Parish] onto the stack (Whenever another Human enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion ...).
[18:36:55] Retilout puts a +1/+1 counter on [Champion of the Parish].
[18:37:00] Cdnewlon is being attacked by [Venerable Knight] and [Champion of the Parish]
[18:37:08] Turn 3: Cdnewlon
[18:37:12] Cdnewlon has conceded from the game.
Winner: Retilout
Game 1 Completed.
[18:37:19] Retilout has left the game.

Game 812918602

[Time] 1662824307
[18:38:28] PDBot has started watching.
[18:38:29] Cdnewlon chooses to play first.
[18:38:34] Cdnewlon mulligans to six cards.
[18:38:35] Retilout begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[18:38:52] Cdnewlon puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[18:38:52] Turn 1: Cdnewlon
[18:38:54] Cdnewlon skips their draw step.
[18:38:59] Cdnewlon plays [Spikefield Cave].
[18:39:03] Turn 1: Retilout
[18:39:08] Retilout plays [Plains].
[18:39:11] Retilout casts [Dauntless Bodyguard].
[18:39:14] Turn 2: Cdnewlon
[18:39:18] Cdnewlon plays [Malakir Mire].
[18:39:19] Cdnewlon casts [Strike It Rich].
[18:39:21] Cdnewlon's [Strike It Rich] creates a Treasure Token.
[18:39:23] Turn 2: Retilout
[18:39:26] Retilout plays [Plains].
[18:39:29] Retilout casts [Remorseful Cleric].
[18:39:32] Cdnewlon is being attacked by [Dauntless Bodyguard]
[18:39:38] Turn 3: Cdnewlon
[18:39:50] Cdnewlon casts [Spikefield Hazard] targeting [Remorseful Cleric].
[18:39:55] Retilout activates an ability of [Remorseful Cleric] targeting Cdnewlon ( Exile target player's graveyard.).
[18:39:59] Cdnewlon's [Spikefield Hazard] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[18:40:00] Cdnewlon casts [Dark Ritual].
[18:40:03] Cdnewlon casts [Dark Ritual].
[18:40:07] Cdnewlon casts [Balustrade Spy].
[18:40:11] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [Balustrade Spy] onto the stack targeting Cdnewlon (When Balustrade Spy enters the battlefield, target player reveals cards from the top of their libr...).
[18:40:13] Cdnewlon reveals 52 cards with [Balustrade Spy]'s ability: [Malakir Rebirth], [Talisman of Curiosity], [Balustrade Spy], [Pyroclasm], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Force of Despair], [Angel of Glory's Rise], [Jack-o'-Lantern], [Hagra Mauling], [Pelakka Predation], 
[18:40:14] [Undercity Informer], [Jack-o'-Lantern], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Balustrade Spy], [Fatestitcher], [Song-Mad Treachery], [Azami, Lady of Scrolls], [Fatestitcher], [Talisman of Curiosity], [Phantasmagorian], 
[18:40:14] [Fatestitcher], [Jack-o'-Lantern], [Balustrade Spy], [Hagra Mauling], [Akoum Warrior], [Dark Ritual], [Pelakka Predation], [Talisman of Curiosity], [Strike It Rich], [Laboratory Maniac], 
[18:40:14] [Spikefield Hazard], [Undercity Informer], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Akoum Warrior], [Akoum Warrior], [Strike It Rich], [Hagra Mauling], [Undercity Informer], [Bloodchief's Thirst], [Dark Ritual], 
[18:40:14] [Strike It Rich], [Undercity Informer], [Akoum Warrior], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Spikefield Hazard], [Fatestitcher], [Hagra Mauling], [Memory's Journey], [Dread Return], [Jack-o'-Lantern], 
[18:40:14] [Pelakka Predation], and [Pelakka Predation].
[18:40:23] Cdnewlon activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] (Unearth for {U}).
[18:40:25] Cdnewlon activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Malakir Mire] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[18:40:34] Cdnewlon exiles [Jack-o'-Lantern] with [Jack-o'-Lantern]'s ability.
[18:40:36] Cdnewlon activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] (Unearth for {U}).
[18:40:40] Cdnewlon activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] targeting [Spikefield Cave] ( You may tap or untap another target permanent.).
[18:40:48] Cdnewlon exiles [Jack-o'-Lantern] with [Jack-o'-Lantern]'s ability.
[18:40:49] Cdnewlon activates an ability of [Fatestitcher] (Unearth for {U}).
[18:40:57] Cdnewlon casts [Dread Return] from the graveyard targeting [Angel of Glory's Rise].
[18:40:57] Cdnewlon puts triggered ability from [Angel of Glory's Rise] onto the stack (When Angel of Glory's Rise enters the battlefield, exile all Zombies, then return all Human creatu...).
[18:41:05] Cdnewlon activates an ability of [Azami, Lady of Scrolls] ( Draw a card.).
[18:41:06] Cdnewlon draws a card with [Azami, Lady of Scrolls]'s ability.
[18:41:06] Cdnewlon wins the game by drawing a card while their library has no cards in it.
Winner: Cdnewlon
Game 2 Completed.

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