Game 811121886
[Time] 1661464627
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[League] Rack by upgrayedd420 (191883) vs Pyro2 by screwball (191876)
[00:57:10] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[00:57:15] screwball chooses to play first.
[00:57:19] screwball mulligans to six cards.
[00:57:41] UPGRAYEDD420 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:57:44] screwball mulligans to five cards.
[00:57:54] screwball puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[00:57:54] Turn 1: screwball
[00:57:54] screwball skips their draw step.
[00:57:56] screwball plays [Island].
[00:58:01] Turn 1: UPGRAYEDD420
[00:58:03] UPGRAYEDD420 plays [Swamp].
[00:58:08] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Dark Ritual].
[00:58:16] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Dark Ritual].
[00:58:20] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Raven's Crime] targeting screwball.
[00:58:26] screwball discards [Island].
[00:58:29] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Hymn to Tourach] targeting screwball.
[00:58:32] screwball discards [Burst Lightning].
[00:58:32] screwball discards [Mountain].
[00:58:36] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Shrieking Affliction].
[00:58:44] Turn 2: screwball
[00:58:44] UPGRAYEDD420 puts triggered ability from [Shrieking Affliction] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lo...).
[00:58:51] screwball plays [Island].
[00:58:55] Turn 2: UPGRAYEDD420
[00:58:59] UPGRAYEDD420 plays [Swamp].
[00:59:10] Turn 3: screwball
[00:59:10] UPGRAYEDD420 puts triggered ability from [Shrieking Affliction] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lo...).
[00:59:14] screwball plays [Island].
[00:59:17] Turn 3: UPGRAYEDD420
[00:59:23] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Shrieking Affliction].
[00:59:27] UPGRAYEDD420 plays [Swamp].
[00:59:38] Turn 4: screwball
[00:59:39] UPGRAYEDD420 puts triggered ability from [Shrieking Affliction] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lo...).
[00:59:39] UPGRAYEDD420 puts triggered ability from [Shrieking Affliction] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lo...).
[00:59:47] Turn 4: UPGRAYEDD420
[00:59:52] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Wrench Mind] targeting screwball.
[00:59:56] screwball has conceded from the game.
Winner: UPGRAYEDD420
Game 1 Completed.
Game 811122304
[Time] 1661464878
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[01:02:27] screwball chooses to play first.
[01:02:32] screwball begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[01:02:44] UPGRAYEDD420 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[01:02:44] Turn 1: screwball
[01:02:44] screwball skips their draw step.
[01:02:47] screwball plays [Island].
[01:02:50] screwball casts [Ponder].
[01:02:57] screwball chooses to not shuffle their library.
[01:02:57] screwball draws a card with [Ponder].
[01:03:02] Turn 1: UPGRAYEDD420
[01:03:05] UPGRAYEDD420 plays [Swamp].
[01:03:09] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Dark Ritual].
[01:03:17] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Dread Fugue] targeting screwball.
[01:03:51] screwball discards [Pyromancer Ascension].
[01:03:51] screwball reveals their hand to [Dread Fugue], containing [Izzet Boilerworks], [Sprite Dragon], [Pyroclasm], [Spell Pierce], and [Island].
[01:03:56] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Asylum Visitor].
[01:04:03] Turn 2: screwball
[01:04:09] screwball plays [Island].
[01:04:12] Turn 2: UPGRAYEDD420
[01:04:17] UPGRAYEDD420 plays [Swamp].
[01:04:29] screwball is being attacked by [Asylum Visitor]
[01:04:49] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Dark Ritual].
[01:05:04] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Sign in Blood] targeting UPGRAYEDD420.
[01:05:07] UPGRAYEDD420 draws two cards with [Sign in Blood].
[01:05:12] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Hymn to Tourach] targeting screwball.
[01:05:15] screwball casts [Spell Pierce] targeting [Hymn to Tourach].
[01:05:30] Turn 3: screwball
[01:05:35] screwball plays [Izzet Boilerworks].
[01:05:35] screwball puts triggered ability from [Izzet Boilerworks] onto the stack (When Izzet Boilerworks enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
[01:05:38] screwball returns [Island] to its owner's hand with [Izzet Boilerworks]'s ability.
[01:05:40] Turn 3: UPGRAYEDD420
[01:05:44] UPGRAYEDD420 plays [Swamp].
[01:05:49] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Raven's Crime] targeting screwball.
[01:05:52] screwball discards [Island].
[01:06:00] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Hymn to Tourach] targeting screwball.
[01:06:02] screwball discards [Sprite Dragon].
[01:06:02] screwball discards [Pyroclasm].
[01:06:09] screwball is being attacked by [Asylum Visitor]
[01:06:15] Turn 4: screwball
[01:06:18] screwball plays [Island].
[01:06:30] screwball casts [Treasure Cruise].
[01:06:30] screwball draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise].
[01:06:36] screwball casts [Chain Lightning] targeting [Asylum Visitor].
[01:06:42] Turn 4: UPGRAYEDD420
[01:06:50] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Dread Fugue] for its cleave cost using an alternate cost targeting screwball.
[01:06:57] screwball reveals their hand to [Dread Fugue], containing [Izzet Boilerworks], [Island], and [Island].
[01:07:00] Turn 5: screwball
[01:07:03] screwball plays [Izzet Boilerworks].
[01:07:03] screwball puts triggered ability from [Izzet Boilerworks] onto the stack (When Izzet Boilerworks enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
[01:07:06] screwball returns [Island] to its owner's hand with [Izzet Boilerworks]'s ability.
[01:07:08] Turn 5: UPGRAYEDD420
[01:07:12] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Sign in Blood] targeting UPGRAYEDD420.
[01:07:13] UPGRAYEDD420 draws two cards with [Sign in Blood].
[01:07:22] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Dark Ritual].
[01:07:28] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Shrieking Affliction].
[01:07:31] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Asylum Visitor].
[01:07:35] Turn 6: screwball
[01:07:39] screwball casts [Pyroclasm].
[01:07:42] screwball plays [Island].
[01:07:45] Turn 6: UPGRAYEDD420
[01:07:51] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Raven's Crime] targeting screwball.
[01:07:54] screwball discards [Island].
[01:07:57] Turn 7: screwball
[01:08:03] Turn 7: UPGRAYEDD420
[01:08:08] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Wrench Mind] targeting screwball.
[01:08:14] screwball discards [Mountain].
[01:08:14] screwball discards [Island].
[01:08:17] Turn 8: screwball
[01:08:17] UPGRAYEDD420 puts triggered ability from [Shrieking Affliction] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lo...).
[01:08:24] screwball casts [Sprite Dragon].
[01:08:31] UPGRAYEDD420 is being attacked by [Sprite Dragon]
[01:08:46] Turn 8: UPGRAYEDD420
[01:08:50] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Sign in Blood] targeting UPGRAYEDD420.
[01:08:54] [CHAT] screwball: I just wanna say I have 16 lands
[01:09:01] [CHAT] screwball: which some my consider too few
[01:09:03] UPGRAYEDD420 draws two cards with [Sign in Blood].
[01:09:19] [CHAT] UPGRAYEDD420: yeah gross flood
[01:09:21] [CHAT] screwball: I m just saying that becasue I ve been drawing lands ever since
[01:09:35] [CHAT] screwball: its not this game, its every game - almost
[01:09:57] [CHAT] UPGRAYEDD420: will even out eventually but short term variance sometimes feels impossible
[01:10:00] [CHAT] screwball: mtgo is just a fake shit game, its crazy
[01:10:10] [CHAT] screwball: its not about that really
[01:10:12] UPGRAYEDD420 discards [Swamp].
[01:10:12] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Raven's Crime] from the graveyard targeting screwball.
[01:10:29] [CHAT] screwball: whats the card called? graveyard tesspasser?
[01:10:36] [CHAT] screwball: its a ponzi sheme
[01:10:50] [CHAT] screwball: you better join or you are left behind
[01:10:55] [CHAT] screwball: look what we can do
[01:11:05] screwball casts [Burst Lightning] targeting UPGRAYEDD420.
[01:11:05] screwball puts triggered ability from [Sprite Dragon] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Sprite Dragon.).
[01:11:13] Turn 9: screwball
[01:11:13] UPGRAYEDD420 puts triggered ability from [Shrieking Affliction] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lo...).
[01:11:19] screwball casts [Opt].
[01:11:20] screwball puts triggered ability from [Sprite Dragon] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Sprite Dragon.).
[01:11:29] screwball puts 1 card on top of their library.
[01:11:29] screwball scrys 1.
[01:11:29] screwball draws a card with [Opt].
[01:11:32] screwball casts [Stern Dismissal] targeting [Shrieking Affliction].
[01:11:32] screwball puts triggered ability from [Sprite Dragon] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Sprite Dragon.).
[01:11:43] screwball returns [Shrieking Affliction] to its owner's hand with [Stern Dismissal].
[01:11:52] UPGRAYEDD420 is being attacked by [Sprite Dragon]
[01:11:56] Turn 9: UPGRAYEDD420
[01:12:00] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Shrieking Affliction].
[01:12:06] [CHAT] screwball: its the right wing recruitment center
[01:12:09] [CHAT] screwball: do you know lifeweb?
[01:12:15] Turn 10: screwball
[01:12:15] UPGRAYEDD420 puts triggered ability from [Shrieking Affliction] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lo...).
[01:12:21] [CHAT] UPGRAYEDD420: no lol
[01:12:41] [CHAT] screwball: a lot of mtgo players, the new ones coming to penny d are from that community
[01:13:00] [CHAT] screwball: they are force fed jordan peterson videos how the left goes too far blablabla
[01:13:19] [CHAT] screwball: and then they meet cis people that are all over this community
[01:13:38] Turn 10: UPGRAYEDD420
[01:13:43] [CHAT] screwball: basically giving jordan peterson right
[01:14:01] [CHAT] screwball: the next big right wing guy, played magic
[01:14:04] [CHAT] screwball: I m telling you
[01:14:06] [CHAT] UPGRAYEDD420: i dont even know who jordan peterson is tbh, i dislike right wing quacks tho
[01:14:13] [CHAT] screwball: those people dont find themsleves, they are made
[01:14:20] [CHAT] screwball: and thats how they are lured
[01:14:24] [CHAT] screwball: ye ye
[01:14:26] UPGRAYEDD420 casts [Smallpox].
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[01:14:41] UPGRAYEDD420 chooses a card from their hand.
[01:14:41] screwball chooses a card from their hand.
[01:14:41] screwball discards [Izzet Boilerworks].
[01:14:41] UPGRAYEDD420 discards [Wrench Mind].
[01:14:43] UPGRAYEDD420 sacrifices [Swamp].
[01:14:51] [CHAT] screwball: whos fake account is this
[01:15:04] [CHAT] screwball: its important to know if you one of the admins
[01:15:07] screwball sacrifices [Island].
[01:15:24] [CHAT] UPGRAYEDD420: lol u for real?
[01:15:45] [CHAT] screwball: dude you ve been playing a lot of games these past few days at least
[01:15:51] [CHAT] screwball: you dont figure that that is the case?
[01:16:03] [CHAT] screwball: I mean I know there is also lying
[01:16:07] [CHAT] UPGRAYEDD420: that what is the case? lol
[01:16:10] Turn 11: screwball
[01:16:10] UPGRAYEDD420 puts triggered ability from [Shrieking Affliction] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lo...).
[01:16:16] [CHAT] screwball: but I just try to assume thee best
[01:16:22] screwball has conceded from the game.
Winner: UPGRAYEDD420
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: UPGRAYEDD420: 2–0
[01:16:26] screwball has left the game.