Game 795637654
[Time] 1649469649
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[League] Bombardment 2 by jmanjohan (175531) vs I Will Literally Concede to Git Probe by youraverageidiot (175603)
[05:00:52] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[05:00:55] YourAverageIdiot chooses to play first.
[05:01:02] YourAverageIdiot mulligans to six cards.
[05:01:03] jmanjohan begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:01:05] YourAverageIdiot mulligans to five cards.
[05:01:23] YourAverageIdiot puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[05:01:23] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot
[05:01:27] YourAverageIdiot skips their draw step.
[05:01:28] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[05:01:30] Turn 1: jmanjohan
[05:01:32] jmanjohan plays [Forest].
[05:01:33] jmanjohan casts [Llanowar Elves].
[05:01:33] Turn 2: YourAverageIdiot
[05:01:36] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[05:01:38] YourAverageIdiot casts [Divest] targeting jmanjohan.
[05:01:42] jmanjohan discards [Melira, Sylvok Outcast].
[05:01:42] jmanjohan reveals their hand to [Divest], containing [Melira, Sylvok Outcast], [Sheltered Thicket], [Commune with the Gods], [Raging Ravine], and [Traverse the Ulvenwald].
[05:01:45] Turn 2: jmanjohan
[05:01:50] jmanjohan casts [Commune with the Gods].
[05:01:53] jmanjohan reveals 5 cards with [Commune with the Gods]: [Kitchen Finks], [Mountain], [Birds of Paradise], [Experimental Synthesizer], and [Satyr Wayfinder].
[05:01:57] jmanjohan puts [Birds of Paradise] into their hand with with [Commune with the Gods].
[05:01:57] jmanjohan puts [Kitchen Finks], [Satyr Wayfinder], [Experimental Synthesizer], and [Mountain] into their graveyard.
[05:01:58] jmanjohan plays [Raging Ravine].
[05:02:03] Turn 3: YourAverageIdiot
[05:02:08] jmanjohan exiles [Simian Spirit Guide] with [Simian Spirit Guide]'s ability.
[05:02:08] jmanjohan exiles [Simian Spirit Guide] with [Simian Spirit Guide]'s ability.
[05:02:08] YourAverageIdiot casts [Dark Ritual].
[05:02:09] YourAverageIdiot casts [Sire of Insanity].
[05:02:11] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:02:11] jmanjohan discards [Birds of Paradise].
[05:02:11] jmanjohan discards [Safehold Elite].
[05:02:11] jmanjohan discards [Melira, Sylvok Outcast].
[05:02:11] jmanjohan discards [Sheltered Thicket].
[05:02:11] jmanjohan discards [Traverse the Ulvenwald].
[05:02:11] Turn 3: jmanjohan
[05:02:20] jmanjohan casts [Llanowar Elves].
[05:02:23] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:02:24] Turn 4: YourAverageIdiot
[05:02:29] jmanjohan is being attacked by [Sire of Insanity]
[05:02:32] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:02:33] YourAverageIdiot discards [Simian Spirit Guide].
[05:02:33] Turn 4: jmanjohan
[05:02:38] jmanjohan discards [Sheltered Thicket].
[05:02:38] jmanjohan cycles [Sheltered Thicket].
[05:02:40] jmanjohan plays [Rootbound Crag].
[05:02:43] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:02:45] Turn 5: YourAverageIdiot
[05:02:49] jmanjohan is being attacked by [Sire of Insanity]
[05:02:50] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:02:50] YourAverageIdiot discards [Dream Trawler].
[05:02:50] Turn 5: jmanjohan
[05:02:57] jmanjohan casts [Experimental Synthesizer].
[05:02:57] jmanjohan puts triggered ability from [Experimental Synthesizer] onto the stack (When Experimental Synthesizer enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library...).
[05:03:01] jmanjohan casts [Safehold Elite].
[05:03:05] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:03:07] Turn 6: YourAverageIdiot
[05:03:10] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[05:03:13] jmanjohan is being attacked by [Sire of Insanity]
[05:03:16] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:03:17] Turn 6: jmanjohan
[05:03:22] jmanjohan activates an ability of [Experimental Synthesizer] ( Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance.).
[05:03:22] jmanjohan puts triggered ability from [Experimental Synthesizer] onto the stack (When Experimental Synthesizer enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library...).
[05:03:25] jmanjohan's [Experimental Synthesizer] creates a Samurai Token.
[05:03:30] jmanjohan casts [Safehold Elite].
[05:03:32] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:03:32] jmanjohan discards [Kitchen Finks].
[05:03:33] Turn 7: YourAverageIdiot
[05:03:40] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:03:40] YourAverageIdiot discards [Pathrazer of Ulamog].
[05:03:41] Turn 7: jmanjohan
[05:03:46] jmanjohan plays [Mountain Valley].
[05:03:49] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:03:50] Turn 8: YourAverageIdiot
[05:03:56] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:03:57] YourAverageIdiot discards [Sire of Insanity].
[05:03:58] Turn 8: jmanjohan
[05:04:02] jmanjohan casts [Birds of Paradise].
[05:04:04] jmanjohan activates an ability of [Mountain Valley] ( Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.).
[05:04:09] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:04:10] Turn 9: YourAverageIdiot
[05:04:17] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:04:17] YourAverageIdiot discards [Pathrazer of Ulamog].
[05:04:18] Turn 9: jmanjohan
[05:04:26] jmanjohan casts [Kitchen Finks].
[05:04:27] jmanjohan puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
[05:04:30] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:04:32] Turn 10: YourAverageIdiot
[05:04:36] YourAverageIdiot casts [Blackmail] targeting jmanjohan.
[05:04:43] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:04:44] Turn 10: jmanjohan
[05:04:55] jmanjohan casts [Timeless Witness].
[05:04:59] jmanjohan puts triggered ability from [Timeless Witness] onto the stack targeting [Melira, Sylvok Outcast] (When Timeless Witness enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.).
[05:05:01] jmanjohan returns [Melira, Sylvok Outcast] to its owner's hand with [Timeless Witness]'s ability.
[05:05:03] jmanjohan casts [Melira, Sylvok Outcast].
[05:05:10] YourAverageIdiot is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks], [Safehold Elite] and [Safehold Elite]
[05:05:12] [Sire of Insanity] blocks [Safehold Elite].
[05:05:14] jmanjohan puts triggered ability from [Safehold Elite] onto the stack (Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefiel...).
[05:05:16] YourAverageIdiot puts triggered ability from [Sire of Insanity] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.).
[05:05:17] Turn 11: YourAverageIdiot
[05:05:22] YourAverageIdiot has conceded from the game.
Winner: jmanjohan
Game 1 Completed.
Game 795638172
[Time] 1649470016
[05:06:57] PDBot has started watching.
[05:07:02] jmanjohan chooses to play first.
[05:07:07] jmanjohan begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:07:12] YourAverageIdiot mulligans to six cards.
[05:07:32] YourAverageIdiot mulligans to five cards.
[05:07:57] YourAverageIdiot puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[05:07:57] Turn 1: jmanjohan
[05:08:01] jmanjohan skips their draw step.
[05:08:02] jmanjohan plays [Sheltered Thicket].
[05:08:05] Turn 1: YourAverageIdiot
[05:08:07] YourAverageIdiot plays [Swamp].
[05:08:10] YourAverageIdiot casts [Divest] targeting jmanjohan.
[05:08:17] jmanjohan discards [Birds of Paradise].
[05:08:17] jmanjohan reveals their hand to [Divest], containing [Commune with the Gods], [Experimental Synthesizer], [Satyr Wayfinder], [Goblin Bombardment], and [Melira, Sylvok Outcast].
[05:08:19] Turn 2: jmanjohan
[05:08:22] jmanjohan casts [Experimental Synthesizer].
[05:08:22] jmanjohan puts triggered ability from [Experimental Synthesizer] onto the stack (When Experimental Synthesizer enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library...).
[05:08:23] Turn 2: YourAverageIdiot
[05:08:29] YourAverageIdiot casts [Blackmail] targeting YourAverageIdiot.
[05:08:31] YourAverageIdiot reveals [Pathrazer of Ulamog] with [Blackmail].
[05:08:31] YourAverageIdiot reveals [Simian Spirit Guide] with [Blackmail].
[05:08:32] YourAverageIdiot reveals [Dark Ritual] with [Blackmail].
[05:08:34] YourAverageIdiot discards [Pathrazer of Ulamog].
[05:08:36] Turn 3: jmanjohan
[05:08:42] jmanjohan plays [Mountain Valley].
[05:08:47] Turn 3: YourAverageIdiot
[05:08:50] YourAverageIdiot casts [Dark Ritual].
[05:08:53] jmanjohan exiles [Simian Spirit Guide] with [Simian Spirit Guide]'s ability.
[05:08:57] YourAverageIdiot casts [Dread Return] targeting [Pathrazer of Ulamog].
[05:09:03] Turn 4: jmanjohan
[05:09:08] jmanjohan has conceded from the game.
Winner: YourAverageIdiot
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: YourAverageIdiot: 2–1