Game 789310954
[Time] 1644555404
[06:56:45] PDBot has started watching.
[06:56:47] brianrstevens chooses to play first.
[06:56:49] [CHAT] WittyRetort: ah and u were able to shut it down somehow
[06:56:52] [CHAT] WittyRetort: silence maybe
[06:56:52] brianrstevens mulligans to six cards.
[06:56:58] WittyRetort mulligans to six cards.
[06:57:01] brianrstevens mulligans to five cards.
[06:57:14] WittyRetort puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[06:57:36] brianrstevens puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[06:57:36] Turn 1: brianrstevens
[06:57:37] brianrstevens skips their draw step.
[06:57:39] brianrstevens plays [Forest].
[06:57:47] brianrstevens returns [Forest] to its owner's hand with with [Mistvein Borderpost]'s ability.
[06:57:47] brianrstevens casts [Mistvein Borderpost] using an alternate cost.
[06:57:54] [CHAT] brianrstevens: nono he just fixxled
[06:57:59] [CHAT] brianrstevens: fizzled
[06:58:03] [CHAT] brianrstevens: no idea how i got that lucky
[06:58:03] [CHAT] WittyRetort: oh he just fucked it up?
[06:58:13] [CHAT] WittyRetort: heh nice
[06:58:15] [CHAT] brianrstevens: y
[06:58:19] [CHAT] brianrstevens: es
[06:58:29] Turn 1: WittyRetort
[06:58:32] WittyRetort plays [Plains].
[06:58:34] WittyRetort casts [Champion of the Parish].
[06:58:45] Turn 2: brianrstevens
[06:58:58] brianrstevens plays [Forest].
[06:59:10] brianrstevens casts [Discovery].
[06:59:27] brianrstevens puts [Foundation Breaker] into their graveyard and 1 card on top of their library.
[06:59:27] brianrstevens draws a card with [Discovery].
[06:59:43] Turn 2: WittyRetort
[06:59:50] WittyRetort plays [Plains].
[06:59:58] WittyRetort casts [Leonin Relic-Warder].
[07:00:05] WittyRetort puts triggered ability from [Leonin Relic-Warder] onto the stack targeting [Mistvein Borderpost] (When Leonin Relic-Warder enters the battlefield, you may exile target artifact or enchantment.).
[07:00:19] brianrstevens is being attacked by [Champion of the Parish]
[07:00:33] Turn 3: brianrstevens
[07:00:44] brianrstevens returns [Forest] to its owner's hand with with [Mistvein Borderpost]'s ability.
[07:00:44] brianrstevens casts [Mistvein Borderpost] using an alternate cost.
[07:00:51] brianrstevens plays [Forest].
[07:00:58] Turn 3: WittyRetort
[07:01:05] WittyRetort plays [Plains].
[07:01:09] WittyRetort casts [Champion of the Parish].
[07:01:11] WittyRetort puts triggered ability from [Champion of the Parish] onto the stack (Whenever another Human enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion ...).
[07:01:18] WittyRetort casts [Honor of the Pure].
[07:01:29] brianrstevens is being attacked by [Leonin Relic-Warder] and [Champion of the Parish]
[07:01:41] Turn 4: brianrstevens
[07:01:44] brianrstevens plays [Island].
[07:01:51] brianrstevens casts [Shardless Agent].
[07:01:51] brianrstevens puts triggered ability from [Shardless Agent] onto the stack (Cascade).
[07:01:57] [CHAT] WittyRetort: oooooooh
[07:01:58] [CHAT] brianrstevens: thios is part
[07:02:08] [CHAT] WittyRetort: ok lets see it
[07:02:11] [CHAT] brianrstevens: plus suspending greater gargadon to sac the rest of my lands
[07:02:26] brianrstevens reveals 25 cards with [Shardless Agent]: [Perplex], [Greater Gargadon], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Simian Spirit Guide], [The Antiquities War], [Veinfire Borderpost], [Island], [Greater Gargadon], [Firewild Borderpost], [Swamp],
[07:02:26] [Perplex], [Island], [Veinfire Borderpost], [Shardless Agent], [Swamp], [Swamp], [Mountain], [Ravenous Trap], [Swamp], [Firewild Borderpost],
[07:02:26] [Swamp], [Perplex], [Fieldmist Borderpost], [Foundation Breaker], and [Restore Balance].
[07:02:26] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Greater Gargadon[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
Greater Gargadon and Nihilith don't get cast when last suspend time counter is removed by their abilities
[07:02:35] brianrstevens casts [Restore Balance]. (X is 0).
[07:02:58] [CHAT] WittyRetort: lame
[07:03:15] brianrstevens discards [Island].
[07:03:15] WittyRetort puts triggered ability from [Leonin Relic-Warder] onto the stack (When Leonin Relic-Warder leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under i...).
[07:03:42] [CHAT] brianrstevens: now i can show you the second part
[07:03:47] [CHAT] WittyRetort: oh boy
[07:03:50] Turn 4: WittyRetort
[07:03:57] WittyRetort plays [Kabira Plateau].
[07:04:05] [CHAT] WittyRetort: alright hit me
[07:04:07] Turn 5: brianrstevens
[07:04:10] [CHAT] WittyRetort: lets see it
[07:04:21] brianrstevens casts [The Antiquities War].
[07:04:27] brianrstevens puts triggered ability from [The Antiquities War] onto the stack (Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and pu...).
[07:04:32] [CHAT] WittyRetort: ok i dont think that was it
[07:04:50] [CHAT] WittyRetort: oh thats the win con
[07:04:56] [CHAT] WittyRetort: i see
[07:04:57] brianrstevens puts Veinfire Borderpost in their hand.
[07:05:06] [CHAT] brianrstevens: that or the greater gargadon
[07:05:20] [CHAT] WittyRetort: yaeh
[07:05:20] WittyRetort is being attacked by [Shardless Agent]
[07:05:47] [CHAT] brianrstevens: the real wincon is they scoop to restore balance and ragequitlol
[07:05:52] [CHAT] WittyRetort: heh nice
[07:05:55] Turn 5: WittyRetort
[07:06:08] WittyRetort casts [Benalish Marshal].
[07:06:19] [CHAT] WittyRetort: the winconless decks
[07:06:39] [CHAT] WittyRetort: when u cast flash hulk, without the combo and just hope they scoop
[07:06:52] [CHAT] brianrstevens: oh yeah lol that's hilarious
[07:07:08] [CHAT] brianrstevens: i never scoop because i don't know all the ways the decks work and i want to learn
[07:07:09] [CHAT] WittyRetort: or the storm decks without tendrils
[07:07:13] Turn 6: brianrstevens
[07:07:14] brianrstevens puts triggered ability from [The Antiquities War] onto the stack (Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and pu...).
[07:07:33] brianrstevens puts Wildfield Borderpost in their hand.
[07:07:47] brianrstevens exiles [Simian Spirit Guide] with [Simian Spirit Guide]'s ability.
[07:07:53] brianrstevens returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Wildfield Borderpost]'s ability.
[07:07:53] brianrstevens casts [Wildfield Borderpost] using an alternate cost.
[07:08:05] brianrstevens returns [Forest] to its owner's hand with with [Veinfire Borderpost]'s ability.
[07:08:05] brianrstevens casts [Veinfire Borderpost] using an alternate cost.
[07:08:12] brianrstevens casts [Shardless Agent].
[07:08:12] brianrstevens puts triggered ability from [Shardless Agent] onto the stack (Cascade).
[07:08:29] brianrstevens reveals [Restore Balance] with [Shardless Agent].
[07:08:35] brianrstevens casts [Restore Balance]. (X is 0).
[07:08:49] [CHAT] WittyRetort: damn thats a spicy deck
[07:08:55] brianrstevens discards [Forest].
[07:09:14] Turn 6: WittyRetort
[07:09:28] WittyRetort has conceded from the game.
Winner: brianrstevens
Game 2 Completed.
[07:09:32] WittyRetort has left the game.
Game 789312096
[Time] 1644556205
[07:10:06] PDBot has started watching.
[07:10:11] WittyRetort chooses to play first.
[07:10:15] WittyRetort mulligans to six cards.
[07:10:17] brianrstevens mulligans to six cards.
[07:10:23] WittyRetort puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[07:10:30] brianrstevens puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[07:10:30] Turn 1: WittyRetort
[07:10:33] WittyRetort skips their draw step.
[07:10:34] WittyRetort plays [Plains].
[07:10:36] WittyRetort casts [Champion of the Parish].
[07:10:47] Turn 1: brianrstevens
[07:10:49] brianrstevens plays [Island].
[07:10:53] brianrstevens returns [Island] to its owner's hand with with [Mistvein Borderpost]'s ability.
[07:10:53] brianrstevens casts [Mistvein Borderpost] using an alternate cost.
[07:11:00] Turn 2: WittyRetort
[07:11:08] WittyRetort plays [Plains].
[07:11:12] WittyRetort casts [Champion of the Parish].
[07:11:14] WittyRetort puts triggered ability from [Champion of the Parish] onto the stack (Whenever another Human enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion ...).
[07:11:26] WittyRetort casts [Boros Elite].
[07:11:29] WittyRetort puts triggered ability from [Champion of the Parish] onto the stack (Whenever another Human enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion ...).
[07:11:29] WittyRetort puts triggered ability from [Champion of the Parish] onto the stack (Whenever another Human enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion ...).
[07:11:40] brianrstevens is being attacked by [Champion of the Parish]
[07:11:52] Turn 2: brianrstevens
[07:12:01] brianrstevens plays [Island].
[07:12:11] brianrstevens exiles [Simian Spirit Guide] with [Simian Spirit Guide]'s ability.
[07:12:15] brianrstevens discards [Perplex].
[07:12:15] brianrstevens transmutes [Perplex].
[07:12:23] brianrstevens reveals [Shardless Agent].
[07:12:34] Turn 3: WittyRetort
[07:12:41] WittyRetort casts [Leonin Relic-Warder].
[07:12:43] WittyRetort puts triggered ability from [Leonin Relic-Warder] onto the stack targeting [Mistvein Borderpost] (When Leonin Relic-Warder enters the battlefield, you may exile target artifact or enchantment.).
[07:12:58] brianrstevens is being attacked by [Boros Elite], [Champion of the Parish] and [Champion of the Parish]
[07:12:58] WittyRetort puts triggered ability from [Boros Elite] onto the stack (Whenever Boros Elite and at least two other creatures attack, Boros Elite gets +2/+2 until end of ...).
[07:13:11] Turn 3: brianrstevens
[07:13:18] brianrstevens plays [Swamp].
[07:13:35] brianrstevens casts [Discovery].
[07:13:45] brianrstevens puts [Restore Balance] and [Swamp] into their graveyard.
[07:13:45] brianrstevens draws a card with [Discovery].
[07:13:52] Turn 4: WittyRetort
[07:13:56] WittyRetort plays [Plains].
[07:13:58] WittyRetort casts [Dauntless Bodyguard].
[07:14:04] [CHAT] brianrstevens: ggs
[07:14:08] [CHAT] WittyRetort: gg
[07:14:13] [CHAT] WittyRetort: sick deck
[07:14:16] [CHAT] WittyRetort: very creative
[07:14:18] [CHAT] brianrstevens: thanks
[07:14:25] [CHAT] brianrstevens: i didn;t invent the idea
[07:14:37] [CHAT] brianrstevens: it was sort of in modern as a jank build for a while
[07:14:46] [CHAT] WittyRetort: welp i didnt invent this deck either so we are even then lol
[07:14:47] [CHAT] brianrstevens: anyway see you next time!
[07:14:52] [CHAT] WittyRetort: see ya!
[07:14:55] brianrstevens has conceded from the game.
Winner: WittyRetort
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: WittyRetort: 2–1