Penny Dreadful: "PD League"
Game 782262982
[Time] 1639273954
[03:52:35] PDBot has started watching.
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[03:52:35] boringjesse joined the game.
[League] Swamps by birdsandbees (162643) vs Tokens by boringjesse (162641)
[03:52:38] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[03:52:42] [CHAT] boringjesse: gl, hf!
[03:52:44] boringjesse chooses to play first.
[03:52:46] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: gl hf!
[03:52:52] boringjesse begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[03:52:54] BirdsAndBees mulligans to six cards.
[03:52:57] [CHAT] boringjesse: thanks
[03:53:02] BirdsAndBees puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[03:53:05] boringjesse puts [Leyline of the Meek] onto the battlefield.
[03:53:06] boringjesse puts [Leyline of the Meek] onto the battlefield.
[03:53:08] boringjesse puts [Leyline of the Meek] onto the battlefield.
[03:53:10] Turn 1: boringjesse
[03:53:16] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: Dear lord!
[03:53:17] boringjesse skips their draw step.
[03:53:19] [CHAT] boringjesse: thats a bit abusrd
[03:53:31] [CHAT] boringjesse: yeah, not sure if it is actually a good hand but definitely couldn't help myself
[03:53:35] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[03:53:37] boringjesse casts [Legion's Landing].
[03:53:40] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I can see why lol
[03:53:42] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Legion's Landing] onto the stack (When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifel...).
[03:53:47] boringjesse's [Legion's Landing] creates a Vampire Token.
[03:53:57] Turn 1: BirdsAndBees
[03:54:00] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[03:54:12] [CHAT] boringjesse: yeah, never seen anything like that before from this deck
[03:54:14] Turn 2: boringjesse
[03:54:25] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: Probably the right call, I take a sec to spool up and didn't keep a hand with 1 cmc removal...
[03:54:31] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[03:54:39] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Vampire Token].
[03:54:46] [CHAT] boringjesse: thank god
[03:54:49] Turn 2: BirdsAndBees
[03:54:52] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[03:54:56] Turn 3: boringjesse
[03:55:00] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[03:55:05] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Vampire Token].
[03:55:11] Turn 3: BirdsAndBees
[03:55:13] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[03:55:17] BirdsAndBees casts [Gatekeeper of Malakir] (with kicker).
[03:55:25] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Gatekeeper of Malakir] onto the stack targeting boringjesse (When Gatekeeper of Malakir enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target player sacrifices a cr...).
[03:55:28] boringjesse sacrifices [Vampire Token].
[03:55:37] boringjesse casts [Rally for the Throne].
[03:55:39] boringjesse's [Rally for the Throne] creates two Human Tokens.
[03:55:44] Turn 4: boringjesse
[03:55:44] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: OOF
[03:55:54] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Human Token] and [Human Token].
[03:55:57] [Gatekeeper of Malakir] blocks [Human Token].
[03:56:13] [CHAT] boringjesse: yeah, I drew that, that was the risk, had to draw into some other token generators
[03:56:19] Turn 4: BirdsAndBees
[03:56:21] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[03:56:27] [CHAT] boringjesse: Pretty good odds but definitely a risk
[03:56:30] BirdsAndBees casts [Korlash, Heir to Blackblade].
[03:56:48] boringjesse casts [Raise the Alarm].
[03:56:49] boringjesse's [Raise the Alarm] creates two Soldier Tokens.
[03:56:55] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: that'll do it, gg
[03:57:00] BirdsAndBees has conceded from the game.
Winner: boringjesse
Game 1 Completed.
[03:57:04] BirdsAndBees has left the game.
Game 782263378
[Time] 1639274339
[03:58:59] PDBot has started watching.
[03:59:02] BirdsAndBees chooses to play first.
[03:59:07] BirdsAndBees begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[03:59:10] boringjesse mulligans to six cards.
[03:59:19] boringjesse mulligans to five cards.
[03:59:46] boringjesse puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[03:59:49] boringjesse puts [Leyline of the Meek] onto the battlefield.
[03:59:50] Turn 1: BirdsAndBees
[03:59:51] BirdsAndBees skips their draw step.
[03:59:53] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[03:59:57] Turn 1: boringjesse
[04:00:01] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[04:00:05] boringjesse casts [Legion's Landing].
[04:00:06] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Legion's Landing] onto the stack (When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifel...).
[04:00:08] boringjesse's [Legion's Landing] creates a Vampire Token.
[04:00:13] Turn 2: BirdsAndBees
[04:00:16] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[04:00:19] BirdsAndBees casts [Hymn to Tourach] targeting boringjesse.
[04:00:21] boringjesse discards [Beckon Apparition].
[04:00:21] boringjesse discards [Launch the Fleet].
[04:00:29] [CHAT] boringjesse: I would have liked those
[04:00:31] Turn 2: boringjesse
[04:00:39] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: I'm sure you would have :P
[04:00:47] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[04:00:52] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Vampire Token].
[04:00:59] Turn 3: BirdsAndBees
[04:01:04] BirdsAndBees plays [Cabal Stronghold].
[04:01:08] BirdsAndBees casts [Bloodchief's Thirst] targeting [Vampire Token].
[04:01:11] [CHAT] boringjesse: Why can't my hand just empty on the opening action step every time?
[04:01:20] Turn 3: boringjesse
[04:01:24] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[04:01:35] [CHAT] boringjesse: pretty unfair when you think about it
[04:01:38] Turn 4: BirdsAndBees
[04:01:45] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: Just play leyline tribal
[04:01:47] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[04:01:50] BirdsAndBees casts [Korlash, Heir to Blackblade].
[04:01:56] [CHAT] boringjesse: Yep, you're right, the fault is mine own
[04:02:01] boringjesse casts [Mana Tithe] targeting [Korlash, Heir to Blackblade].
[04:02:10] Turn 4: boringjesse
[04:02:18] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: Of course that was your last card
[04:02:22] Turn 5: BirdsAndBees
[04:02:24] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[04:02:31] BirdsAndBees casts [Korlash, Heir to Blackblade].
[04:02:33] [CHAT] boringjesse: Holding on by a thread
[04:02:46] Turn 5: boringjesse
[04:03:06] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: Hey since I had the second I would've had ramp and a 7/7 swing. That bought a ton of time actually
[04:03:38] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: *6/6 I can't count
[04:03:41] [CHAT] boringjesse: It's something, just, you know, probably not enough
[04:03:44] boringjesse casts [Honor of the Pure].
[04:03:57] [CHAT] boringjesse: I didn't notice to be fair
[04:03:59] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: yeah, hopefully I'll earn a g3 at this point
[04:04:06] Turn 6: BirdsAndBees
[04:04:12] boringjesse is being attacked by [Korlash, Heir to Blackblade].
[04:04:18] [CHAT] boringjesse: Yep, seems like it's looking good.
[04:04:31] BirdsAndBees casts [Gray Merchant of Asphodel].
[04:04:36] boringjesse casts [Mana Tithe] targeting [Gray Merchant of Asphodel].
[04:04:39] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: OOF
[04:04:41] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: always have it
[04:04:49] Turn 6: boringjesse
[04:05:07] [CHAT] boringjesse: Yeah, though maybe I'd be better of if just had token generators instead of those.
[04:05:14] Turn 7: BirdsAndBees
[04:05:22] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: Probably lol
[04:05:27] boringjesse is being attacked by [Korlash, Heir to Blackblade].
[04:05:28] [CHAT] boringjesse: I may just be feeling better about my loss rather than imporoving my wind odds.
[04:05:36] [CHAT] boringjesse: At least it's not a land I don't need
[04:05:50] BirdsAndBees casts [Massacre Girl].
[04:05:54] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Massacre Girl] onto the stack (When Massacre Girl enters the battlefield, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whene...).
[04:06:00] [CHAT] boringjesse: gutsy, considering
[04:06:03] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: This feels dumb but I also feel like I need a faster clock
[04:06:07] [CHAT] boringjesse: though I suppose there isn't much to lose
[04:06:16] Turn 7: boringjesse
[04:06:25] [CHAT] boringjesse: I think it's right, FWIW
[04:06:35] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: Yeah I think I'm valuing giving you less time to draw more than the removal spell
[04:06:47] [CHAT] boringjesse: yeah, exactly
[04:07:00] Turn 8: BirdsAndBees
[04:07:07] boringjesse is being attacked by [Massacre Girl] and [Korlash, Heir to Blackblade].
[04:07:22] boringjesse casts [Rally for the Throne].
[04:07:25] boringjesse's [Rally for the Throne] creates two Human Tokens.
[04:07:35] [Human Token] blocks [Massacre Girl].
[04:07:37] [Human Token] blocks [Massacre Girl].
[04:07:42] Blockers for [Massacre Girl] are ordered as follows: [Human Token], [Human Token]
[04:07:50] BirdsAndBees casts [Murderous Cut] targeting [Human Token].
[04:07:59] [CHAT] boringjesse: yeah, was worried about that
[04:08:16] BirdsAndBees casts [Dread Fugue] for its cleave cost using an alternate cost targeting boringjesse.
[04:08:21] boringjesse discards [Leyline of the Meek].
[04:08:21] boringjesse reveals their hand to [Dread Fugue], containing no cards.
[04:08:25] Turn 8: boringjesse
[04:08:35] Turn 9: BirdsAndBees
[04:08:43] boringjesse is being attacked by [Massacre Girl] and [Korlash, Heir to Blackblade].
[04:08:51] BirdsAndBees casts [Gray Merchant of Asphodel].
[04:08:55] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Gray Merchant of Asphodel] onto the stack (When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your...).
Winner: BirdsAndBees
Game 2 Completed.
[04:09:02] BirdsAndBees has left the game.
Game 782264182
[Time] 1639274999
[04:10:00] PDBot has started watching.
[04:10:00] BirdsAndBees joined the game.
[04:10:01] boringjesse joined the game.
[04:10:09] [CHAT] boringjesse: yes please
[04:10:12] boringjesse chooses to play first.
[04:10:19] boringjesse begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[04:10:21] BirdsAndBees begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[04:10:21] Turn 1: boringjesse
[04:10:23] boringjesse skips their draw step.
[04:10:25] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[04:10:28] boringjesse casts [Legion's Landing].
[04:10:29] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Legion's Landing] onto the stack (When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifel...).
[04:10:32] boringjesse's [Legion's Landing] creates a Vampire Token.
[04:10:37] Turn 1: BirdsAndBees
[04:10:40] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[04:10:49] BirdsAndBees casts [Dark Ritual].
[04:10:52] BirdsAndBees casts [Gatekeeper of Malakir] (with kicker).
[04:10:55] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Gatekeeper of Malakir] onto the stack targeting boringjesse (When Gatekeeper of Malakir enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target player sacrifices a cr...).
[04:11:03] boringjesse sacrifices [Vampire Token].
[04:11:08] Turn 2: boringjesse
[04:11:11] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[04:11:16] Turn 2: BirdsAndBees
[04:11:19] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[04:11:22] boringjesse is being attacked by [Gatekeeper of Malakir].
[04:11:32] boringjesse casts [Raise the Alarm].
[04:11:33] boringjesse's [Raise the Alarm] creates two Soldier Tokens.
[04:11:36] Turn 3: boringjesse
[04:11:40] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[04:11:50] boringjesse casts [Intangible Virtue].
[04:11:59] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Soldier Token] and [Soldier Token].
[04:12:08] boringjesse casts [Legion's Landing].
[04:12:15] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Legion's Landing] onto the stack (When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifel...).
[04:12:17] boringjesse's [Legion's Landing] creates a Vampire Token.
[04:12:20] Turn 3: BirdsAndBees
[04:12:24] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[04:12:31] boringjesse is being attacked by [Gatekeeper of Malakir].
[04:12:40] BirdsAndBees casts [Gatekeeper of Malakir] (with kicker).
[04:12:49] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Gatekeeper of Malakir] onto the stack targeting boringjesse (When Gatekeeper of Malakir enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target player sacrifices a cr...).
[04:12:54] boringjesse sacrifices [Soldier Token].
[04:12:57] Turn 4: boringjesse
[04:13:14] boringjesse casts [Honor of the Pure].
[04:13:25] boringjesse casts [Launch the Fleet] targeting [Soldier Token].
[04:13:37] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Vampire Token] and [Soldier Token].
[04:13:37] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Soldier Token] onto the stack (Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token that's tapped and attack...).
[04:13:39] boringjesse's [Soldier Token] creates a Soldier Token.
[04:13:39] boringjesse puts [Soldier Token] onto the battlefield attacking BirdsAndBees
[04:13:46] [Gatekeeper of Malakir] blocks [Soldier Token].
[04:13:52] Turn 4: BirdsAndBees
[04:13:55] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[04:14:00] BirdsAndBees casts [Yahenni's Expertise].
[04:14:12] Turn 5: boringjesse
[04:14:22] Turn 5: BirdsAndBees
[04:14:24] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[04:14:28] BirdsAndBees casts [Korlash, Heir to Blackblade].
[04:14:38] boringjesse casts [Midnight Haunting].
[04:14:39] boringjesse's [Midnight Haunting] creates two Spirit Tokens.
[04:14:42] Turn 6: boringjesse
[04:14:54] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Spirit Token] and [Spirit Token].
[04:15:07] Turn 6: BirdsAndBees
[04:15:11] BirdsAndBees plays [Cabal Stronghold].
[04:15:27] BirdsAndBees casts [Gray Merchant of Asphodel].
[04:15:35] BirdsAndBees puts triggered ability from [Gray Merchant of Asphodel] onto the stack (When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your...).
[04:15:42] boringjesse is being attacked by [Korlash, Heir to Blackblade].
[04:16:03] Turn 7: boringjesse
[04:16:07] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[04:16:25] BirdsAndBees is being attacked by [Spirit Token] and [Spirit Token].
[04:16:49] boringjesse casts [Gather the Townsfolk].
[04:16:53] boringjesse's [Gather the Townsfolk] creates two Human Tokens.
[04:16:56] Turn 7: BirdsAndBees
[04:16:59] BirdsAndBees plays [Swamp].
[04:17:28] [CHAT] BirdsAndBees: Damn, no outs for the flyers, ggs
[04:17:49] BirdsAndBees casts [Josu Vess, Lich Knight].
[04:17:57] BirdsAndBees has conceded from the game.
Winner: boringjesse
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: boringjesse: 2–1
[04:18:02] BirdsAndBees has left the game.
[04:18:44] boringjesse draws their next card.