Penny Dreadful: "PD League"
Game 778579230
[Time] 1635805412
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[League] Simic T&n by dad_skills (158299) vs Golgari Mid by thefappingemp (158378)
[00:23:35] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[00:23:43] TheFappingEmp chooses to play first.
[00:25:12] TheFappingEmp begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:25:12] dad_skills begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:25:12] Turn 1: TheFappingEmp
[00:25:12] TheFappingEmp skips their draw step.
[00:25:12] TheFappingEmp plays [Temple of Malady].
[00:25:13] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Temple of Malady] onto the stack (When Temple of Malady enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[00:25:14] [CHAT] dad_skills: hey
[00:25:14] [CHAT] dad_skills: have fun
[00:25:15] TheFappingEmp puts 1 card on top of their library.
[00:25:15] TheFappingEmp scrys 1.
[00:25:15] [CHAT] TheFappingEmp: Hi! gl hf!
[00:25:15] Turn 1: dad_skills
[00:25:15] dad_skills plays [Temple of Mystery].
[00:25:15] dad_skills puts triggered ability from [Temple of Mystery] onto the stack (When Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[00:25:16] dad_skills puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[00:25:16] dad_skills scrys 1.
[00:25:16] Turn 2: TheFappingEmp
[00:25:17] TheFappingEmp plays [Swamp].
[00:25:17] TheFappingEmp casts [Satyr Wayfinder].
[00:25:17] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Satyr Wayfinder] onto the stack (When Satyr Wayfinder enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may pu...).
[00:25:17] TheFappingEmp reveals 4 cards with [Satyr Wayfinder]'s ability: [Casualties of War], [Charnel Troll], [Charnel Troll], and [Explore].
[00:25:17] TheFappingEmp puts no cards into their hand with with [Satyr Wayfinder]'s ability.
[00:25:17] TheFappingEmp puts [Explore], [Casualties of War], [Charnel Troll], and [Charnel Troll] into their graveyard.
[00:25:17] Turn 2: dad_skills
[00:25:18] dad_skills casts [Abundant Harvest].
[00:25:18] dad_skills chooses land for [Abundant Harvest].
[00:25:18] dad_skills reveals 9 cards with [Abundant Harvest]: [Ponder], [Culling Scales], [Thryx, the Sudden Storm], [Ponder], [Inferno Titan], [Treasure Cruise], [Ponder], [Abundant Harvest], and [Island].
[00:25:22] dad_skills plays [Island].
[00:25:25] dad_skills casts [Expedition Map].
[00:25:31] Turn 3: TheFappingEmp
[00:25:40] TheFappingEmp casts [Seekers' Squire].
[00:25:41] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Seekers' Squire] onto the stack (When Seekers' Squire enters the battlefield, it explores.).
[00:25:43] TheFappingEmp reveals [Explore] with [Seekers' Squire]'s ability.
[00:25:43] TheFappingEmp's [Seekers' Squire] explores, revealing [Explore].
[00:25:49] dad_skills is being attacked by [Satyr Wayfinder].
[00:25:52] Turn 3: dad_skills
[00:26:00] dad_skills activates an ability of [Expedition Map] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.).
[00:26:04] dad_skills reveals [Cloudpost].
[00:26:06] dad_skills plays [Cloudpost].
[00:26:10] Turn 4: TheFappingEmp
[00:26:20] TheFappingEmp casts [Birds of Paradise].
[00:26:28] dad_skills is being attacked by [Seekers' Squire] and [Satyr Wayfinder].
[00:26:38] Turn 4: dad_skills
[00:26:46] dad_skills casts [Culling Scales].
[00:26:49] Turn 5: TheFappingEmp
[00:26:56] TheFappingEmp casts [Birds of Paradise].
[00:27:00] TheFappingEmp casts [Birds of Paradise].
[00:27:06] dad_skills is being attacked by [Seekers' Squire] and [Satyr Wayfinder].
[00:27:14] Turn 5: dad_skills
[00:27:17] dad_skills puts triggered ability from [Culling Scales] onto the stack targeting [Birds of Paradise] (At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy target nonland permanent with the lowest mana value.).
[00:27:27] dad_skills plays [Temple of Mystery].
[00:27:27] dad_skills puts triggered ability from [Temple of Mystery] onto the stack (When Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[00:27:34] dad_skills puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[00:27:34] dad_skills scrys 1.
[00:27:45] Turn 6: TheFappingEmp
[00:28:02] TheFappingEmp casts [Garruk Wildspeaker].
[00:28:09] TheFappingEmp activates an ability of [Garruk Wildspeaker] targeting [Swamp], and [Temple of Malady] ( Untap two target lands.).
[00:28:14] TheFappingEmp casts [Explore].
[00:28:16] TheFappingEmp draws a card with [Explore].
[00:28:25] dad_skills is being attacked by [Seekers' Squire] and [Satyr Wayfinder].
[00:28:33] Turn 6: dad_skills
[00:28:35] dad_skills puts triggered ability from [Culling Scales] onto the stack targeting [Birds of Paradise] (At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy target nonland permanent with the lowest mana value.).
[00:28:45] dad_skills plays [Forest].
[00:29:12] dad_skills casts [Primal Command] targeting dad_skills, and [Garruk Wildspeaker] (Put on top of library) (Target player gains 7 life. Put target noncreature permanent on top of its owner's library.).
[00:29:14] dad_skills puts [Garruk Wildspeaker] on top of TheFappingEmp's library with [Primal Command].
[00:29:24] Turn 7: TheFappingEmp
[00:29:31] TheFappingEmp casts [Jadelight Ranger].
[00:29:33] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Jadelight Ranger] onto the stack (When Jadelight Ranger enters the battlefield, it explores, then it explores again.).
[00:29:36] TheFappingEmp reveals [Ravenous Chupacabra] with [Jadelight Ranger]'s ability.
[00:29:36] TheFappingEmp's [Jadelight Ranger] explores, revealing [Ravenous Chupacabra].
[00:29:39] TheFappingEmp reveals [Forest] with [Jadelight Ranger]'s ability.
[00:29:39] TheFappingEmp's [Jadelight Ranger] explores, revealing [Forest].
[00:29:40] TheFappingEmp plays [Forest].
[00:29:52] dad_skills is being attacked by [Seekers' Squire] and [Satyr Wayfinder].
[00:30:07] Turn 7: dad_skills
[00:30:07] dad_skills puts triggered ability from [Culling Scales] onto the stack targeting [Birds of Paradise] (At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy target nonland permanent with the lowest mana value.).
[00:30:25] dad_skills plays [Glimmerpost].
[00:30:25] dad_skills puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.).
[00:30:46] dad_skills casts [Hour of Promise].
[00:30:53] dad_skills puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.).
[00:30:58] Turn 8: TheFappingEmp
[00:31:05] TheFappingEmp has conceded from the game.
Winner: dad_skills
Game 1 Completed.
[00:31:09] TheFappingEmp has left the game.
Game 778580102
[Time] 1635805950
[00:32:30] PDBot has started watching.
[00:32:30] TheFappingEmp chooses to play first.
[00:32:41] TheFappingEmp begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:32:45] dad_skills begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:32:45] Turn 1: TheFappingEmp
[00:32:49] TheFappingEmp skips their draw step.
[00:32:50] TheFappingEmp plays [Temple of Malady].
[00:32:50] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Temple of Malady] onto the stack (When Temple of Malady enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[00:32:56] TheFappingEmp puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[00:32:56] TheFappingEmp scrys 1.
[00:32:58] Turn 1: dad_skills
[00:33:01] dad_skills plays [Forest].
[00:33:03] dad_skills casts [Expedition Map].
[00:33:05] Turn 2: TheFappingEmp
[00:33:08] TheFappingEmp plays [Forest].
[00:33:13] TheFappingEmp casts [Explore].
[00:33:13] TheFappingEmp draws a card with [Explore].
[00:33:14] TheFappingEmp plays [Temple of Malady].
[00:33:14] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Temple of Malady] onto the stack (When Temple of Malady enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[00:33:20] TheFappingEmp puts 1 card on top of their library.
[00:33:20] TheFappingEmp scrys 1.
[00:33:23] Turn 2: dad_skills
[00:33:28] dad_skills plays [Tectonic Edge].
[00:33:33] dad_skills activates an ability of [Expedition Map] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.).
[00:33:36] dad_skills reveals [Cloudpost].
[00:33:38] Turn 3: TheFappingEmp
[00:33:47] TheFappingEmp plays [Jungle Hollow].
[00:33:47] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Jungle Hollow] onto the stack (When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[00:33:54] TheFappingEmp casts [Jadelight Ranger].
[00:33:54] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Jadelight Ranger] onto the stack (When Jadelight Ranger enters the battlefield, it explores, then it explores again.).
[00:33:56] TheFappingEmp reveals [Acidic Slime] with [Jadelight Ranger]'s ability.
[00:33:56] TheFappingEmp's [Jadelight Ranger] explores, revealing [Acidic Slime].
[00:34:00] TheFappingEmp reveals [Acidic Slime] with [Jadelight Ranger]'s ability.
[00:34:00] TheFappingEmp's [Jadelight Ranger] explores, revealing [Acidic Slime].
[00:34:03] Turn 3: dad_skills
[00:34:26] dad_skills plays [Temple of Mystery].
[00:34:26] dad_skills puts triggered ability from [Temple of Mystery] onto the stack (When Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[00:34:34] dad_skills puts 1 card on top of their library.
[00:34:34] dad_skills scrys 1.
[00:34:38] dad_skills casts [Expedition Map].
[00:34:47] Turn 4: TheFappingEmp
[00:34:53] TheFappingEmp plays [Forest].
[00:34:56] TheFappingEmp casts [Satyr Wayfinder].
[00:34:57] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Satyr Wayfinder] onto the stack (When Satyr Wayfinder enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may pu...).
[00:35:00] TheFappingEmp reveals 4 cards with [Satyr Wayfinder]'s ability: [Seekers' Squire], [Polukranos, World Eater], [Acidic Slime], and [Charnel Troll].
[00:35:03] TheFappingEmp puts no cards into their hand with with [Satyr Wayfinder]'s ability.
[00:35:03] TheFappingEmp puts [Seekers' Squire], [Acidic Slime], [Charnel Troll], and [Polukranos, World Eater] into their graveyard.
[00:35:08] TheFappingEmp casts [Jadelight Ranger].
[00:35:09] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Jadelight Ranger] onto the stack (When Jadelight Ranger enters the battlefield, it explores, then it explores again.).
[00:35:11] TheFappingEmp reveals [Satyr Wayfinder] with [Jadelight Ranger]'s ability.
[00:35:11] TheFappingEmp's [Jadelight Ranger] explores, revealing [Satyr Wayfinder].
[00:35:13] TheFappingEmp reveals [Explore] with [Jadelight Ranger]'s ability.
[00:35:13] TheFappingEmp's [Jadelight Ranger] explores, revealing [Explore].
[00:35:31] dad_skills is being attacked by [Jadelight Ranger].
[00:35:46] Turn 4: dad_skills
[00:35:59] dad_skills activates an ability of [Tectonic Edge] targeting [Temple of Malady] ( Destroy target nonbasic land.).
[00:36:08] dad_skills plays [Cloudpost].
[00:36:12] Turn 5: TheFappingEmp
[00:36:22] TheFappingEmp casts [Duress] targeting dad_skills.
[00:36:29] dad_skills discards [Hour of Promise].
[00:36:29] dad_skills reveals their hand to [Duress], containing [Temple of Mystery], [Timeless Witness], [Tyrant of Discord], [Brainstorm], and [Glimmerpost].
[00:36:45] dad_skills is being attacked by [Jadelight Ranger], [Satyr Wayfinder], and [Jadelight Ranger].
[00:36:58] dad_skills casts [Brainstorm].
[00:36:58] dad_skills draws three cards with [Brainstorm].
[00:37:11] Turn 5: dad_skills
[00:37:15] dad_skills plays [Glimmerpost].
[00:37:15] dad_skills puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.).
[00:37:32] dad_skills has conceded from the game.
Winner: TheFappingEmp
Game 2 Completed.
Game 778580656
[Time] 1635806280
[00:38:00] PDBot has started watching.
[00:38:05] dad_skills chooses to play first.
[00:38:09] dad_skills begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:38:11] TheFappingEmp begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[00:38:11] Turn 1: dad_skills
[00:38:11] dad_skills skips their draw step.
[00:38:12] dad_skills plays [Cloudpost].
[00:38:14] Turn 1: TheFappingEmp
[00:38:17] TheFappingEmp plays [Forest].
[00:38:18] TheFappingEmp casts [Birds of Paradise].
[00:38:21] Turn 2: dad_skills
[00:38:28] dad_skills plays [Temple of Mystery].
[00:38:28] dad_skills puts triggered ability from [Temple of Mystery] onto the stack (When Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[00:38:37] dad_skills puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[00:38:37] dad_skills scrys 1.
[00:38:39] dad_skills casts [Expedition Map].
[00:38:40] Turn 2: TheFappingEmp
[00:38:43] TheFappingEmp plays [Forest].
[00:38:45] TheFappingEmp casts [Birds of Paradise].
[00:38:49] TheFappingEmp casts [Seekers' Squire].
[00:38:49] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Seekers' Squire] onto the stack (When Seekers' Squire enters the battlefield, it explores.).
[00:38:51] TheFappingEmp reveals [Duress] with [Seekers' Squire]'s ability.
[00:38:51] TheFappingEmp's [Seekers' Squire] explores, revealing [Duress].
[00:39:00] Turn 3: dad_skills
[00:39:12] dad_skills casts [Ponder].
[00:39:20] dad_skills chooses to shuffle his or her library.
[00:39:20] dad_skills draws a card with [Ponder].
[00:39:29] dad_skills plays [Forest].
[00:39:31] dad_skills casts [Abundant Harvest].
[00:39:32] dad_skills chooses land for [Abundant Harvest].
[00:39:32] dad_skills reveals [Cloudpost] with [Abundant Harvest].
[00:39:38] Turn 3: TheFappingEmp
[00:39:46] TheFappingEmp plays [Forest].
[00:39:50] TheFappingEmp casts [Acidic Slime].
[00:39:53] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Acidic Slime] onto the stack targeting [Cloudpost] (When Acidic Slime enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.).
[00:39:57] dad_skills is being attacked by [Seekers' Squire].
[00:40:02] Turn 4: dad_skills
[00:40:12] dad_skills casts [Brainstorm].
[00:40:14] dad_skills draws three cards with [Brainstorm].
[00:40:28] dad_skills plays [Cloudpost].
[00:40:30] dad_skills casts [Expedition Map].
[00:40:36] Turn 4: TheFappingEmp
[00:40:36] TheFappingEmp plays [Jungle Hollow].
[00:40:36] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Jungle Hollow] onto the stack (When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[00:40:40] TheFappingEmp casts [Satyr Wayfinder].
[00:40:40] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Satyr Wayfinder] onto the stack (When Satyr Wayfinder enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may pu...).
[00:40:44] TheFappingEmp reveals 4 cards with [Satyr Wayfinder]'s ability: [Forest], [Temple of Malady], [Duress], and [Forest].
[00:40:47] TheFappingEmp puts [Temple of Malady] into their hand with with [Satyr Wayfinder]'s ability.
[00:40:47] TheFappingEmp puts [Forest], [Forest], and [Duress] into their graveyard.
[00:40:52] TheFappingEmp casts [Jadelight Ranger].
[00:40:53] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Jadelight Ranger] onto the stack (When Jadelight Ranger enters the battlefield, it explores, then it explores again.).
[00:40:55] TheFappingEmp reveals [Satyr Wayfinder] with [Jadelight Ranger]'s ability.
[00:40:55] TheFappingEmp's [Jadelight Ranger] explores, revealing [Satyr Wayfinder].
[00:40:57] TheFappingEmp reveals [Charnel Troll] with [Jadelight Ranger]'s ability.
[00:40:57] TheFappingEmp's [Jadelight Ranger] explores, revealing [Charnel Troll].
[00:41:04] dad_skills is being attacked by [Acidic Slime] and [Seekers' Squire].
[00:41:07] Turn 5: dad_skills
[00:41:14] dad_skills activates an ability of [Expedition Map] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.).
[00:41:20] dad_skills reveals [Cloudpost].
[00:41:21] dad_skills plays [Cloudpost].
[00:41:27] Turn 5: TheFappingEmp
[00:41:31] TheFappingEmp plays [Temple of Malady].
[00:41:31] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Temple of Malady] onto the stack (When Temple of Malady enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[00:41:35] TheFappingEmp puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[00:41:35] TheFappingEmp scrys 1.
[00:41:39] TheFappingEmp casts [Charnel Troll].
[00:41:43] TheFappingEmp casts [Seekers' Squire].
[00:41:43] TheFappingEmp puts triggered ability from [Seekers' Squire] onto the stack (When Seekers' Squire enters the battlefield, it explores.).
[00:41:43] TheFappingEmp reveals [Explore] with [Seekers' Squire]'s ability.
[00:41:44] TheFappingEmp's [Seekers' Squire] explores, revealing [Explore].
[00:41:51] dad_skills is being attacked by [Jadelight Ranger], [Satyr Wayfinder], [Acidic Slime], [Seekers' Squire], and [Birds of Paradise].
[00:41:57] Turn 6: dad_skills
[00:42:19] dad_skills has conceded from the game.
Winner: TheFappingEmp
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: TheFappingEmp: 2–1