Game 778495752
[Time] 1635729863 [03:24:24] PDBot has started watching. [03:24:24] Diremak joined the game. [League] Simicpost by diremak (158313) vs Why Do I Have No Friends by gimped (158312) [03:24:26] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] If this is a league match, don't forget to report! [03:24:35] [CHAT] Diremak: hi gl hf [03:24:43] [CHAT] Gimped: are you doing a league match? [03:24:48] [CHAT] Gimped: u 2 [03:25:04] [CHAT] Diremak: i wasnt planning to [03:25:12] [CHAT] Gimped: oh sry trying to finish my league [03:25:13] [CHAT] Diremak: but you can report it if you want [03:25:21] [CHAT] Gimped: ok [03:25:23] [CHAT] Diremak: idk how to [03:25:44] Gimped chooses to play first. [03:25:57] Gimped mulligans to six cards. [03:26:06] [CHAT] Diremak: do you need the win or just finish the league? [03:26:15] Diremak begins the game with seven cards in hand. [03:26:24] [CHAT] Gimped: idc about winning, just trying to finish it [03:26:27] Gimped mulligans to five cards. [03:26:41] Gimped puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand. [03:26:41] Turn 1: Gimped [03:26:41] Gimped skips their draw step. [03:26:44] Gimped plays [Pelakka Caverns]. [03:26:47] Turn 1: Diremak [03:26:56] [CHAT] Diremak: cool you know how to report then [03:27:01] Diremak plays [Thornwood Falls]. [03:27:01] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Thornwood Falls] onto the stack (When Thornwood Falls enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.). [03:27:11] [CHAT] Gimped: yea I do, not sure if it will count if you are not in an active league but w/e [03:27:16] Turn 2: Gimped [03:27:20] Gimped plays [Blackbloom Bog]. [03:27:20] [CHAT] Diremak: i am [03:27:22] Turn 2: Diremak [03:27:24] [CHAT] Diremak: with this deck [03:27:25] [CHAT] Gimped: ah ok [03:27:35] Diremak plays [Cloudpost]. [03:27:38] Diremak casts [Expedition Map]. [03:27:44] [CHAT] Gimped: yea Ill report. Its a button under League [03:27:47] Turn 3: Gimped [03:27:51] Gimped plays [Akoum Teeth]. [03:27:55] Gimped casts [Pentad Prism] (with Sunburst 1). [03:27:58] Turn 3: Diremak [03:28:06] [CHAT] Diremak: i see ty :) [03:28:11] [CHAT] Gimped: np :) [03:28:12] Diremak plays [Glimmerpost]. [03:28:12] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.). [03:28:27] Diremak casts [Nevinyrral's Disk]. [03:28:28] Turn 4: Gimped [03:28:41] Gimped casts [Balustrade Spy]. [03:28:43] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Balustrade Spy] onto the stack targeting Gimped (When Balustrade Spy enters the battlefield, target player reveals cards from the top of their libr...). [03:28:45] Gimped reveals 52 cards with [Balustrade Spy]'s ability: [Undercity Informer], [Dread Return], [Narcomoeba], [Malakir Rebirth], [Malakir Rebirth], [Kazuul's Fury], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Pentad Prism], [Malakir Rebirth], [03:28:45] [Shenanigans], [Duress], [Duress], [Kazuul's Fury], [Balustrade Spy], [Wild Cantor], [Ichorid], [Dread Return], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Akoum Warrior], [03:28:45] [Simian Spirit Guide], [Duress], [Narcomoeba], [Spikefield Hazard], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Akoum Warrior], [Spikefield Hazard], [Spikefield Hazard], [Undercity Informer], [Ichorid], [03:28:45] [Blackbloom Rogue], [Kazuul's Fury], [Malakir Rebirth], [Pelakka Predation], [Undercity Informer], [Duress], [Spikefield Hazard], [Akoum Warrior], [Pelakka Predation], [Ichorid], [03:28:45] [Phantasmagorian], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Balustrade Spy], [Balustrade Spy], [Lotleth Giant], [Wild Cantor], [Wild Cantor], [Zof Consumption], [Pentad Prism], [Pelakka Predation], [03:28:45] [Narcomoeba], and [Narcomoeba]. [03:28:46] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [03:28:46] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [03:28:46] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [03:28:46] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [03:29:04] [CHAT] Diremak: ow [03:29:05] Gimped casts [Dread Return] from the graveyard targeting [Lotleth Giant]. [03:29:05] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Lotleth Giant] onto the stack targeting Diremak (When Lotleth Giant enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature ...). Winner: Gimped Game 1 Completed. [03:29:08] [CHAT] Diremak: i see
Game 778496364
[Time] 1635730281 [03:31:21] PDBot has started watching. [03:31:23] Diremak chooses to play first. [03:31:23] [CHAT] Gimped: I named it "Why do i have no friends" [03:31:30] [CHAT] Diremak: hahaha [03:31:37] Diremak begins the game with seven cards in hand. [03:31:41] Gimped mulligans to six cards. [03:31:44] [CHAT] Diremak: im gonna keep [03:31:55] Gimped puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand. [03:31:55] Turn 1: Diremak [03:31:55] Diremak skips their draw step. [03:32:00] [CHAT] Gimped: uh oh [03:32:18] [CHAT] Diremak: but idk [03:32:19] Diremak plays [Forest]. [03:32:20] Diremak casts [Expedition Map]. [03:32:20] Turn 1: Gimped [03:32:27] Gimped plays [Malakir Mire]. [03:32:30] [CHAT] Diremak: i dont think it can beat another turn 4 [03:32:34] Turn 2: Diremak [03:32:39] Diremak plays [Island]. [03:32:41] Turn 2: Gimped [03:32:51] Gimped plays [Kazuul's Cliffs]. [03:32:57] Diremak activates an ability of [Expedition Map] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.). [03:33:00] Diremak reveals [Cloudpost]. [03:33:00] Turn 3: Diremak [03:33:03] Diremak plays [Cloudpost]. [03:33:05] Diremak casts [Explore]. [03:33:06] [CHAT] Gimped: mine isnt great either [03:33:08] Diremak draws a card with [Explore]. [03:33:09] Diremak plays [Cloudpost]. [03:33:10] Turn 3: Gimped [03:33:11] [CHAT] Gimped: so you might be ok [03:33:22] Gimped plays [Malakir Mire]. [03:33:27] Turn 4: Diremak [03:33:37] Diremak plays [Glimmerpost]. [03:33:37] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.). [03:33:43] Diremak casts [Elixir of Immortality]. [03:33:51] Turn 4: Gimped [03:34:07] Diremak exiles [Simian Spirit Guide] with [Simian Spirit Guide]'s ability. [03:34:08] Gimped casts [Balustrade Spy]. [03:34:16] Diremak casts [Power Sink] targeting [Balustrade Spy]. (X is 3). [03:34:24] Gimped plays [Spikefield Cave]. [03:34:27] [CHAT] Gimped: rude [03:34:30] Diremak activates an ability of [Elixir of Immortality] ( You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.). [03:34:35] Turn 5: Diremak [03:34:41] [CHAT] Diremak: ^^ [03:34:51] [CHAT] Diremak: im sure you have more in your hand [03:34:56] Diremak casts [Ancient Stirrings]. [03:34:56] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Ancient Stirrings[sU] has an avoidable game breaking bug. Undoing some abilities restarts the game Our data about this bug is out of date. Please let us know if this card is still bugged (or if it's been fixed). You can do so by PM'ing this bot, or by typing `!stillbugged Ancient Stirrings` or `!notbugged Ancient Stirrings` [03:35:01] Diremak puts [Spine of Ish Sah] into their hand with with [Ancient Stirrings]. [03:35:07] Diremak plays [Glimmerpost]. [03:35:07] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.). [03:35:15] Diremak casts [Spine of Ish Sah]. [03:35:18] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Spine of Ish Sah] onto the stack targeting [Malakir Mire] (When Spine of Ish Sah enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent.). [03:35:25] Diremak casts [Treasure Mage]. [03:35:26] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Treasure Mage] onto the stack (When Treasure Mage enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card with m...). [03:35:35] Diremak reveals [Platinum Angel]. [03:35:38] Turn 5: Gimped [03:35:56] Gimped plays [Malakir Mire]. [03:36:06] Gimped casts [Blackbloom Rogue]. [03:36:12] Turn 6: Diremak [03:36:16] Diremak casts [Ancient Stirrings]. [03:36:19] Diremak puts [Cloudpost] into their hand with with [Ancient Stirrings]. [03:36:22] Diremak plays [Cloudpost]. [03:36:26] Diremak casts [Platinum Angel]. [03:36:33] Turn 6: Gimped [03:37:04] Gimped casts [Undercity Informer]. [03:37:15] Gimped casts [Wild Cantor]. [03:37:25] Turn 7: Diremak [03:37:30] Diremak casts [Explore]. [03:37:31] Diremak draws a card with [Explore]. [03:37:34] Diremak casts [Expedition Map]. [03:37:41] Diremak activates an ability of [Expedition Map] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.). [03:37:46] Diremak reveals [Phyrexia's Core]. [03:37:47] Diremak plays [Phyrexia's Core]. [03:37:51] Diremak activates an ability of [Phyrexia's Core] ( You gain 1 life.). [03:37:51] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Spine of Ish Sah] onto the stack (When Spine of Ish Sah is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Spine of Ish Sah to its...). [03:38:01] Diremak casts [Spine of Ish Sah]. [03:38:05] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Spine of Ish Sah] onto the stack targeting [Undercity Informer] (When Spine of Ish Sah enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent.). [03:38:33] Gimped activates an ability of [Undercity Informer] targeting Gimped ( Target player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then put...). [03:38:37] Gimped reveals 48 cards with [Undercity Informer]'s ability: [Pentad Prism], [Akoum Warrior], [Dread Return], [Shenanigans], [Spikefield Hazard], [Akoum Warrior], [Akoum Warrior], [Spikefield Hazard], [Pelakka Predation], [Simian Spirit Guide], [03:38:37] [Narcomoeba], [Undercity Informer], [Pentad Prism], [Balustrade Spy], [Balustrade Spy], [Pelakka Predation], [Duress], [Lotleth Giant], [Zof Consumption], [Shenanigans], [03:38:37] [Blackbloom Rogue], [Malakir Rebirth], [Pentad Prism], [Kazuul's Fury], [Undercity Informer], [Dread Return], [Akoum Warrior], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Shenanigans], [Shenanigans], [03:38:37] [Narcomoeba], [Pelakka Predation], [Wild Cantor], [Undercity Informer], [Duress], [Pelakka Predation], [Spikefield Hazard], [Pentad Prism], [Kazuul's Fury], [Blackbloom Rogue], [03:38:37] [Balustrade Spy], [Duress], [Wild Cantor], [Duress], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Darksteel Colossus], [Simian Spirit Guide], and [Narcomoeba]. [03:38:37] Gimped reveals [Darksteel Colossus] and shuffles it into their library. [03:38:38] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [03:38:38] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [03:38:38] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [03:38:48] Diremak's Triggered ability from Spine of Ish Sah is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets. [03:38:55] Turn 7: Gimped [03:39:00] Gimped returns [Shenanigans] to their hand with its dredge ability. [03:39:00] Gimped reveals Gimped and shuffles it into their library. [03:39:00] Gimped mills Gimped. [03:39:05] Gimped casts [Shenanigans] targeting [Platinum Angel]. [03:39:15] [CHAT] Diremak: oh fuc [03:39:16] [CHAT] Diremak: k [03:39:31] Gimped casts [Dread Return] from the graveyard targeting [Lotleth Giant]. [03:39:35] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Lotleth Giant] onto the stack targeting Diremak (When Lotleth Giant enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature ...). [03:39:49] Diremak is being attacked by [Blackbloom Rogue]. [03:40:02] Turn 8: Diremak [03:40:08] Diremak activates an ability of [Phyrexia's Core] ( You gain 1 life.). [03:40:09] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Spine of Ish Sah] onto the stack (When Spine of Ish Sah is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Spine of Ish Sah to its...). [03:40:19] Diremak casts [Spine of Ish Sah]. [03:40:25] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Spine of Ish Sah] onto the stack targeting [Lotleth Giant] (When Spine of Ish Sah enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent.). [03:40:31] Gimped is being attacked by [Treasure Mage]. [03:40:38] Diremak casts [Nevinyrral's Disk]. [03:40:42] Turn 8: Gimped [03:40:45] Gimped returns [Shenanigans] to their hand with its dredge ability. [03:40:45] Gimped reveals [Darksteel Colossus] and shuffles it into their library. [03:40:45] Gimped mills [Darksteel Colossus]. [03:40:52] Gimped casts [Shenanigans] targeting [Nevinyrral's Disk]. [03:41:04] Diremak is being attacked by [Blackbloom Rogue]. [03:41:06] Turn 9: Diremak [03:41:13] Diremak activates an ability of [Phyrexia's Core] ( You gain 1 life.). [03:41:13] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Spine of Ish Sah] onto the stack (When Spine of Ish Sah is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Spine of Ish Sah to its...). [03:41:23] Diremak casts [Spine of Ish Sah]. [03:41:26] Diremak puts triggered ability from [Spine of Ish Sah] onto the stack targeting [Blackbloom Rogue] (When Spine of Ish Sah enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent.). [03:41:29] [CHAT] Gimped: oh wait im justn dead [03:41:30] Diremak casts [Nevinyrral's Disk]. [03:41:33] [CHAT] Gimped: lol [03:41:34] Gimped is being attacked by [Treasure Mage]. [03:41:37] Turn 9: Gimped [03:41:37] Gimped has conceded from the game. Winner: Diremak Game 2 Completed.
Game 778497406
[Time] 1635730968 [03:42:48] PDBot has started watching. [03:42:52] Gimped chooses to play first. [03:43:04] Gimped begins the game with seven cards in hand. [03:43:11] Diremak mulligans to six cards. [03:43:18] Diremak puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand. [03:43:18] Turn 1: Gimped [03:43:18] Gimped skips their draw step. [03:43:23] Gimped plays [Blackbloom Bog]. [03:43:25] Turn 1: Diremak [03:43:30] Diremak plays [Forest]. [03:43:33] Diremak casts [Expedition Map]. [03:43:35] Turn 2: Gimped [03:43:45] Gimped casts [Duress] targeting Diremak. [03:43:49] Diremak discards [Spell Burst]. [03:43:50] Diremak reveals their hand to [Duress], containing [Ancient Stirrings], [Island], [Forest], and [Glimmerpost]. [03:43:56] Gimped plays [Akoum Teeth]. [03:43:58] Turn 2: Diremak [03:44:06] Diremak casts [Ancient Stirrings]. [03:44:16] Diremak puts [Cloudpost] into their hand with with [Ancient Stirrings]. [03:44:20] Diremak plays [Cloudpost]. [03:44:24] Turn 3: Gimped [03:44:32] Diremak exiles [Simian Spirit Guide] with [Simian Spirit Guide]'s ability. [03:44:33] Diremak exiles [Simian Spirit Guide] with [Simian Spirit Guide]'s ability. [03:44:37] Gimped casts [Undercity Informer]. [03:44:39] [CHAT] Diremak: o come on [03:44:41] Gimped activates an ability of [Undercity Informer] targeting Gimped ( Target player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then put...). [03:44:42] Gimped reveals 51 cards with [Undercity Informer]'s ability: [Lotleth Giant], [Narcomoeba], [Kazuul's Fury], [Balustrade Spy], [Kazuul's Fury], [Undercity Informer], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Narcomoeba], [Darksteel Colossus], [Duress], [03:44:42] [Pelakka Predation], [Pelakka Predation], [Undercity Informer], [Simian Spirit Guide], [Pentad Prism], [Pelakka Predation], [Akoum Warrior], [Duress], [Malakir Rebirth], [Wild Cantor], [03:44:42] [Blackbloom Rogue], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Kazuul's Fury], [Ichorid], [Pentad Prism], [Ichorid], [Phantasmagorian], [Malakir Rebirth], [Dread Return], [Pelakka Predation], [03:44:42] [Spikefield Hazard], [Malakir Rebirth], [Dread Return], [Wild Cantor], [Malakir Rebirth], [Blackbloom Rogue], [Balustrade Spy], [Pentad Prism], [Balustrade Spy], [Spikefield Hazard], [03:44:42] [Shenanigans], [Wild Cantor], [Zof Consumption], [Narcomoeba], [Pentad Prism], [Spikefield Hazard], [Ichorid], [Undercity Informer], [Akoum Warrior], [Balustrade Spy], and [03:44:42] [Akoum Warrior]. [03:44:42] Gimped reveals [Darksteel Colossus] and shuffles it into their library. [03:44:42] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [03:44:42] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [03:44:43] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Narcomoeba] onto the stack (When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.). [03:44:49] [CHAT] Diremak: turn 3? [03:44:50] [CHAT] Gimped: told you, its too strong [03:44:57] [CHAT] Diremak: what have i done to you [03:45:03] [CHAT] Diremak: xD [03:45:15] Gimped casts [Dread Return] from the graveyard targeting [Lotleth Giant]. [03:45:15] Gimped puts triggered ability from [Lotleth Giant] onto the stack targeting Diremak (When Lotleth Giant enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature ...). Winner: Gimped Game 3 Completed. Match Winner: Gimped: 2–1 [03:45:30] Diremak has left the game.