Game 769861340
[Time] 1627520020 [03:53:40] PDBot has started watching. [League] No Fun Police by gabe_the_babe (144108) vs The Meme by tvtyrant (144117) [03:53:43] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match! [03:53:50] Gabe_The_Babe chooses to play first. [03:53:53] Gabe_The_Babe begins the game with seven cards in hand. [03:53:56] [CHAT] Tvtyrant: GLHF [03:53:59] Tvtyrant begins the game with seven cards in hand. [03:53:59] Turn 1: Gabe_The_Babe [03:53:59] Gabe_The_Babe skips their draw step. [03:54:00] [CHAT] Gabe_The_Babe: u too [03:54:04] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Snow-Covered Swamp]. [03:54:05] Gabe_The_Babe casts [Arcum's Astrolabe]. [03:54:05] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Arcum's Astrolabe] onto the stack (When Arcum's Astrolabe enters the battlefield, draw a card.). [03:54:06] Gabe_The_Babe draws a card with [Arcum's Astrolabe]'s ability. [03:54:08] Turn 1: Tvtyrant [03:54:13] Tvtyrant plays [Temple of Silence]. [03:54:13] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Temple of Silence] onto the stack (When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1.). [03:54:17] Tvtyrant puts 1 card on top of their library. [03:54:17] Tvtyrant scrys 1. [03:54:22] Turn 2: Gabe_The_Babe [03:54:25] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Snow-Covered Plains]. [03:54:30] Gabe_The_Babe casts [Dreadhorde Invasion]. [03:54:33] Turn 2: Tvtyrant [03:54:36] Tvtyrant plays [Swamp]. [03:54:39] Tvtyrant casts [Zulaport Cutthroat]. [03:55:03] Turn 3: Gabe_The_Babe [03:55:03] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Invasion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass one.). [03:55:08] Gabe_The_Babe's [Dreadhorde Invasion] creates a Zombie Army token. [03:55:11] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Snow-Covered Swamp]. [03:55:13] Gabe_The_Babe casts [Nether Spirit]. [03:55:17] Turn 3: Tvtyrant [03:55:18] Tvtyrant plays [Swamp]. [03:55:20] Tvtyrant casts [Bastion of Remembrance]. [03:55:22] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Bastion of Remembrance] onto the stack (When Bastion of Remembrance enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature toke...). [03:55:23] Tvtyrant's [Bastion of Remembrance] creates a Human Soldier token. [03:55:27] Turn 4: Gabe_The_Babe [03:55:27] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Invasion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass one.). [03:55:32] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Temple of Silence]. [03:55:32] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Temple of Silence] onto the stack (When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1.). [03:55:35] Gabe_The_Babe puts 1 card on the bottom of their library. [03:55:35] Gabe_The_Babe scrys 1. [03:55:37] Gabe_The_Babe casts [Dawn of Hope]. [03:55:41] Tvtyrant is being attacked by [Nether Spirit] and [Zombie Army] token. [03:55:45] Turn 4: Tvtyrant [03:55:50] Tvtyrant casts [Grim Haruspex]. [03:55:54] Tvtyrant casts [Ugin's Conjurant]. (X is 0). [03:55:56] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [03:55:57] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [03:55:57] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Bastion of Remembrance] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [03:56:01] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [03:56:05] Tvtyrant casts [Ugin's Conjurant]. (X is 0). [03:56:08] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [03:56:09] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [03:56:09] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Bastion of Remembrance] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [03:56:10] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [03:56:16] Gabe_The_Babe is being attacked by [Human Soldier] token and [Zulaport Cutthroat]. [03:56:22] Turn 5: Gabe_The_Babe [03:56:23] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Invasion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass one.). [03:56:29] Gabe_The_Babe casts [Smokestack]. [03:56:35] Tvtyrant is being attacked by [Zombie Army] token. [03:56:44] Turn 5: Tvtyrant [03:56:44] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...). [03:56:53] Tvtyrant casts [Immortal Servitude]. (X is 0). [03:56:56] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [03:56:57] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [03:56:58] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [03:56:58] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [03:56:58] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Bastion of Remembrance] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [03:56:58] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Bastion of Remembrance] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [03:57:02] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [03:57:03] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [03:57:06] Tvtyrant plays [Swamp]. [03:57:17] Turn 6: Gabe_The_Babe [03:57:20] tear-drop has started watching. [03:57:23] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on Smokestack.). [03:57:24] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Dreadhorde Invasion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass one.). [03:57:24] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...). [03:57:34] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Snow-Covered Plains]. [03:57:45] Turn 6: Tvtyrant [03:57:45] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...). [03:57:49] Tvtyrant sacrifices [Human Soldier] token. [03:57:50] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [03:57:50] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Bastion of Remembrance] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [03:57:54] Tvtyrant plays [Swamp]. [03:57:56] Tvtyrant casts [Zulaport Cutthroat]. [03:58:03] Tvtyrant casts [Immortal Servitude]. (X is 0). [03:58:08] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [03:58:09] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [03:58:10] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [03:58:10] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [03:58:11] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [03:58:12] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [03:58:12] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Bastion of Remembrance] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [03:58:12] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Bastion of Remembrance] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [03:58:12] Gabe_The_Babe has conceded from the game. Winner: Tvtyrant Game 1 Completed.
Game 769861838
[Time] 1627520346 [03:59:07] PDBot has started watching. [03:59:07] Gabe_The_Babe chooses to play first. [03:59:09] Gabe_The_Babe mulligans to six cards. [03:59:19] Tvtyrant begins the game with seven cards in hand. [03:59:24] Gabe_The_Babe mulligans to five cards. [03:59:38] Gabe_The_Babe puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand. [03:59:38] Turn 1: Gabe_The_Babe [03:59:38] Gabe_The_Babe skips their draw step. [03:59:39] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Snow-Covered Swamp]. [03:59:40] Gabe_The_Babe casts [Arcum's Astrolabe]. [03:59:45] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Arcum's Astrolabe] onto the stack (When Arcum's Astrolabe enters the battlefield, draw a card.). [03:59:47] Gabe_The_Babe draws a card with [Arcum's Astrolabe]'s ability. [03:59:51] Turn 1: Tvtyrant [03:59:52] Tvtyrant plays [Temple of Silence]. [03:59:52] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Temple of Silence] onto the stack (When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1.). [03:59:58] Tvtyrant puts 1 card on top of their library. [03:59:58] Tvtyrant scrys 1. [04:00:01] Turn 2: Gabe_The_Babe [04:00:03] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Snow-Covered Plains]. [04:00:07] Turn 2: Tvtyrant [04:00:08] Tvtyrant plays [Scoured Barrens]. [04:00:08] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Scoured Barrens] onto the stack (When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.). [04:00:08] tear-drop has stopped watching. [04:00:13] Turn 3: Gabe_The_Babe [04:00:15] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Snow-Covered Swamp]. [04:00:18] Turn 3: Tvtyrant [04:00:19] Tvtyrant plays [Swamp]. [04:00:22] Tvtyrant casts [Dark Prophecy]. [04:00:27] Turn 4: Gabe_The_Babe [04:00:28] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Drownyard Temple]. [04:00:31] Gabe_The_Babe casts [Smokestack]. [04:00:35] Turn 4: Tvtyrant [04:00:35] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...). [04:00:40] Tvtyrant plays [Swamp]. [04:00:43] Tvtyrant casts [Grim Haruspex]. [04:00:47] Tvtyrant casts [Chamber Sentry] (with 0 colors). (X is 0). [04:00:50] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Dark Prophecy] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.). [04:00:50] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:00:53] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:00:54] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Dark Prophecy]'s ability. [04:00:58] Tvtyrant casts [Endless One]. (X is 0). [04:01:00] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:01:01] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Dark Prophecy] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.). [04:01:01] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Dark Prophecy]'s ability. [04:01:02] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:01:06] Tvtyrant casts [Ugin's Conjurant]. (X is 1). [04:01:15] Tvtyrant casts [Endless One]. (X is 0). [04:01:18] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:01:18] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Dark Prophecy] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.). [04:01:18] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Dark Prophecy]'s ability. [04:01:19] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:01:23] Turn 5: Gabe_The_Babe [04:01:26] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on Smokestack.). [04:01:26] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...). [04:01:33] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Snow-Covered Plains]. [04:01:40] Gabe_The_Babe casts [Vindicate] targeting [Grim Haruspex]. [04:01:40] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Dark Prophecy] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.). [04:01:42] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Dark Prophecy]'s ability. [04:01:46] Turn 5: Tvtyrant [04:01:46] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...). [04:01:48] Tvtyrant sacrifices [Ugin's Conjurant]. [04:01:48] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Dark Prophecy] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.). [04:01:49] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Dark Prophecy]'s ability. [04:01:53] Tvtyrant casts [Zulaport Cutthroat]. [04:01:58] Tvtyrant casts [Blood Artist]. [04:02:00] Tvtyrant plays [Temple of Silence]. [04:02:01] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Temple of Silence] onto the stack (When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1.). [04:02:04] Tvtyrant puts 1 card on the bottom of their library. [04:02:04] Tvtyrant scrys 1. [04:02:08] Turn 6: Gabe_The_Babe [04:02:11] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on Smokestack.). [04:02:12] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...). [04:02:20] Gabe_The_Babe sacrifices [Drownyard Temple]. [04:02:23] Gabe_The_Babe activates an ability of [Drownyard Temple] ( Return Drownyard Temple from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.). [04:02:26] Gabe_The_Babe chooses not to use [Smokestack]'s ability. [04:02:28] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Snow-Covered Swamp]. [04:02:32] Gabe_The_Babe casts [Vindicate] targeting [Dark Prophecy]. [04:02:35] Turn 6: Tvtyrant [04:02:35] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...). [04:02:40] Tvtyrant sacrifices [Swamp]. [04:03:03] Tvtyrant casts [Grim Haruspex]. [04:03:06] Tvtyrant casts [Chamber Sentry] (with 0 colors). (X is 0). [04:03:09] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [04:03:10] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Blood Artist] onto the stack targeting Gabe_The_Babe (Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [04:03:11] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:03:12] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:03:25] Gabe_The_Babe is being attacked by [Zulaport Cutthroat]. [04:03:33] Turn 7: Gabe_The_Babe [04:03:36] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on Smokestack.). [04:03:36] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...). [04:03:38] Gabe_The_Babe sacrifices [Drownyard Temple]. [04:03:42] Gabe_The_Babe chooses not to use [Smokestack]'s ability. [04:03:45] Gabe_The_Babe plays [Drownyard Temple]. [04:03:53] Gabe_The_Babe activates an ability of [Drownyard Temple] ( Return Drownyard Temple from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.). [04:03:59] Turn 7: Tvtyrant [04:03:59] Gabe_The_Babe puts triggered ability from [Smokestack] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter...). [04:04:05] Tvtyrant sacrifices [Swamp]. [04:04:10] Tvtyrant casts [Ugin's Conjurant]. (X is 0). [04:04:13] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [04:04:14] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:04:14] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Blood Artist] onto the stack targeting Gabe_The_Babe (Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [04:04:19] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:04:26] Tvtyrant casts [Rally the Ancestors]. (X is 0). [04:04:32] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:04:33] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:04:33] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:04:34] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Blood Artist] onto the stack targeting Gabe_The_Babe (Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [04:04:35] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Blood Artist] onto the stack targeting Gabe_The_Babe (Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [04:04:36] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Blood Artist] onto the stack targeting Gabe_The_Babe (Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [04:04:36] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:04:37] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Blood Artist] onto the stack targeting Gabe_The_Babe (Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [04:04:38] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Blood Artist] onto the stack targeting Gabe_The_Babe (Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [04:04:38] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Blood Artist] onto the stack targeting Gabe_The_Babe (Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.). [04:04:39] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [04:04:40] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [04:04:40] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [04:04:41] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [04:04:41] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [04:04:42] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Zulaport Cutthroat] onto the stack (Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and y...). [04:04:42] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:04:42] Tvtyrant puts triggered ability from [Grim Haruspex] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.). [04:04:42] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:04:43] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:04:44] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:04:45] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:04:45] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:04:46] Tvtyrant draws a card with [Grim Haruspex]'s ability. [04:04:53] Gabe_The_Babe is being attacked by [Grim Haruspex] and [Zulaport Cutthroat]. [04:04:55] [CHAT] Tvtyrant: gg Winner: Tvtyrant Game 2 Completed. Match Winner: Tvtyrant: 2–0 [04:05:32] Gabe_The_Babe draws their next card. [04:05:32] Tvtyrant has left the game. [04:05:33] Gabe_The_Babe draws their next card. [04:05:33] Gabe_The_Babe draws their next card. [04:05:34] Gabe_The_Babe draws their next card.