Game 766068482
[Time] 1624411506 [04:25:07] PDBot has started watching. [League] Lyfe Is Ez 150 by esqpoe (140729) vs Heroic by feraltoast (140715) [04:25:08] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match! [04:25:14] FeralToast chooses to play first. [04:25:14] Starting mulligans... [04:25:23] FeralToast begins the game with seven cards in hand. [04:25:25] Esqpoe begins the game with seven cards in hand. [04:25:25] Turn 1: FeralToast [04:25:27] FeralToast skips their draw step. [04:25:28] FeralToast plays [Plains]. [04:25:30] FeralToast casts [Favored Hoplite]. [04:25:35] Turn 1: Esqpoe [04:25:37] Esqpoe plays [Plains]. [04:25:39] Esqpoe casts [Oust] targeting [Favored Hoplite]. [04:25:41] FeralToast puts [Favored Hoplite] beneath the top 1 cards of their library. [04:25:49] Turn 2: FeralToast [04:25:53] FeralToast casts [Favored Hoplite]. [04:25:59] Turn 2: Esqpoe [04:26:01] Esqpoe plays [Plains]. [04:26:06] Esqpoe casts [Runed Halo]. [04:26:15] Esqpoe names Favored Hoplite for [Runed Halo]. [04:26:20] Turn 3: FeralToast [04:26:30] FeralToast casts [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:26:46] Turn 3: Esqpoe [04:26:54] Esqpoe plays [Plains]. [04:26:56] Esqpoe casts [Scrabbling Claws]. [04:27:14] Turn 4: FeralToast [04:27:31] FeralToast casts [Cartouche of Solidarity] targeting [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:27:31] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Cartouche of Solidarity] onto the stack (When Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token wit...). [04:27:33] FeralToast's [Cartouche of Solidarity] creates a Warrior token. [04:27:45] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:27:55] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting [Oust] ( Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.). [04:27:57] Esqpoe draws a card with [Scrabbling Claws]'s ability. [04:28:00] Turn 4: Esqpoe [04:28:04] Esqpoe plays [Tectonic Edge]. [04:28:06] Esqpoe casts [Cosmos Elixir]. [04:28:13] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:28:25] Turn 5: FeralToast [04:28:38] FeralToast casts [Spirit Link] targeting [Warrior] token. [04:28:45] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Warrior] token and [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:28:51] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Spirit Link] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.). [04:28:58] Turn 5: Esqpoe [04:29:02] Esqpoe plays [Encroaching Wastes]. [04:29:06] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:29:12] Turn 6: FeralToast [04:29:27] FeralToast casts FeralToast targeting [Warrior] token. [04:29:33] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Warrior] token and [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:29:43] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Spirit Link] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.). [04:29:47] Turn 6: Esqpoe [04:29:51] Esqpoe plays [Plains]. [04:29:56] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:30:00] Turn 7: FeralToast [04:30:14] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Warrior] token and [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:30:23] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Spirit Link] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.). [04:30:40] FeralToast casts [Deftblade Elite]. [04:30:44] Turn 7: Esqpoe [04:30:49] Esqpoe plays [Mystifying Maze]. [04:30:53] Esqpoe casts [Fumigate]. [04:31:05] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:31:15] Turn 8: FeralToast [04:31:23] FeralToast casts [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:31:27] Turn 8: Esqpoe [04:31:32] Esqpoe plays [Mistveil Plains]. [04:31:37] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:31:48] Turn 9: FeralToast [04:32:01] FeralToast casts [Gryff's Boon] targeting [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:32:09] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:32:14] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Mystifying Maze] targeting [Alseid of Life's Bounty] ( Exile target attacking creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next end step, retu...). [04:32:30] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mystifying Maze] onto the stack (Return Alseid of Life's Bounty to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of th...). [04:32:33] Turn 9: Esqpoe [04:32:39] Esqpoe casts [Cosmos Elixir]. [04:32:53] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:32:53] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:32:55] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability. [04:32:57] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability. [04:32:59] Turn 10: FeralToast [04:33:12] FeralToast casts [Sentinel's Eyes] targeting [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:33:26] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:33:37] Turn 10: Esqpoe [04:33:40] Esqpoe plays [Arch of Orazca]. [04:33:45] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:33:46] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:33:49] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability. [04:33:51] Turn 11: FeralToast [04:34:01] FeralToast casts [Gryff's Boon] targeting [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:34:15] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Arch of Orazca] ( Draw a card.). [04:34:17] Esqpoe draws a card with [Arch of Orazca]'s ability. [04:34:18] Turn 11: Esqpoe [04:34:22] Esqpoe plays [Plains]. [04:34:30] Esqpoe casts [Cosmos Elixir]. [04:34:38] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:34:38] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:34:38] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:34:40] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability. [04:34:41] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability. [04:34:42] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability. [04:34:45] Esqpoe discards [Plains]. [04:34:45] Esqpoe discards [Plains]. [04:34:46] Turn 12: FeralToast [04:35:10] FeralToast casts [Deftblade Elite]. [04:35:22] Turn 12: Esqpoe [04:35:27] Esqpoe plays [Mystifying Maze]. [04:35:38] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:35:39] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:35:39] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...). [04:35:40] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability. [04:35:42] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability. [04:35:42] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability. [04:35:48] Esqpoe discards [Plains]. [04:35:48] Esqpoe discards [Plains]. [04:35:48] Esqpoe discards [Survival Cache]. [04:35:49] Turn 13: FeralToast [04:35:57] [CHAT] FeralToast: ive never been this punished for keeping a one-lander lmao [04:36:06] [CHAT] Esqpoe: yea [04:36:07] [CHAT] Esqpoe: this is nuts [04:36:39] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Deftblade Elite] and [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:36:40] No legal targets to choose for triggered ability from [Deftblade Elite]. [04:36:45] FeralToast casts [Karametra's Blessing] targeting [Alseid of Life's Bounty]. [04:36:52] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Mystifying Maze] targeting [Alseid of Life's Bounty] ( Exile target attacking creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next end step, retu...). [04:37:19] [CHAT] FeralToast: would waiting have made that work? always a bit confused about hexproof [04:37:26] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Mystifying Maze] targeting [Deftblade Elite] ( Exile target attacking creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next end step, retu...). [04:37:35] FeralToast's [Karametra's Blessing] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets. [04:37:47] [CHAT] FeralToast: ah but you had 2 activations [04:37:51] [CHAT] Esqpoe: i mean, it would have made me activate the 2nd maze [04:37:53] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mystifying Maze] onto the stack (Return Alseid of Life's Bounty to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of th...). [04:37:53] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mystifying Maze] onto the stack (Return Deftblade Elite to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next e...). [04:37:55] [CHAT] Esqpoe: on it again [04:37:56] FeralToast has conceded from the game. Winner: Esqpoe Game 1 Completed. [04:38:00] FeralToast has left the game.
Game 766069994
[Time] 1624412335
[04:38:55] PDBot has started watching.
[04:39:01] FeralToast chooses to play first.
[04:39:01] Starting mulligans...
[04:39:05] FeralToast mulligans to six cards.
[04:39:06] Esqpoe begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[04:39:09] FeralToast mulligans to five cards.
[04:39:29] FeralToast puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[04:39:29] Turn 1: FeralToast
[04:39:29] FeralToast skips their draw step.
[04:39:34] FeralToast plays [Plains].
[04:39:36] FeralToast casts [Favored Hoplite].
[04:39:40] Turn 1: Esqpoe
[04:39:41] Esqpoe plays [Mistveil Plains].
[04:39:49] Turn 2: FeralToast
[04:39:52] FeralToast plays [Plains].
[04:39:59] FeralToast casts [Phalanx Leader].
[04:40:05] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Favored Hoplite].
[04:40:13] Turn 2: Esqpoe
[04:40:16] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[04:40:37] Turn 3: FeralToast
[04:40:55] FeralToast discards [Secluded Steppe].
[04:40:55] FeralToast cycles [Secluded Steppe].
[04:41:03] FeralToast casts FeralToast.
[04:41:15] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Phalanx Leader] and [Favored Hoplite].
[04:41:20] Esqpoe casts [Condemn] targeting [Phalanx Leader].
[04:41:39] Turn 3: Esqpoe
[04:41:50] Esqpoe casts [Wall of Omens].
[04:41:55] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Wall of Omens] onto the stack (When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[04:41:59] Esqpoe draws a card with [Wall of Omens]'s ability.
[04:42:00] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[04:42:07] Turn 4: FeralToast
[04:42:49] Esqpoe is being attacked by FeralToast and [Favored Hoplite].
[04:42:54] [Wall of Omens] blocks FeralToast.
[04:43:02] FeralToast casts [Karametra's Blessing] targeting [Favored Hoplite].
[04:43:02] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Favored Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Favored Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Favored Hoplite and...).
[04:43:12] Turn 4: Esqpoe
[04:43:19] Esqpoe plays [Mystifying Maze].
[04:43:21] Esqpoe casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[04:43:31] Esqpoe casts [Runed Halo].
[04:43:48] Esqpoe names Favored Hoplite for [Runed Halo].
[04:43:55] Turn 5: FeralToast
[04:44:08] FeralToast casts [Seal of Cleansing].
[04:44:28] FeralToast activates an ability of [Seal of Cleansing] targeting [Thaumatic Compass] ( Destroy target artifact or enchantment.).
[04:44:36] Turn 5: Esqpoe
[04:44:39] Esqpoe plays [Tectonic Edge].
[04:45:02] Esqpoe casts [Mind's Eye].
[04:45:16] Turn 6: FeralToast
[04:45:18] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:45:50] FeralToast casts [Phalanx Leader].
[04:45:56] Esqpoe is being attacked by FeralToast and [Favored Hoplite].
[04:45:59] [Wall of Omens] blocks FeralToast.
[04:46:07] Turn 6: Esqpoe
[04:46:11] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[04:46:16] Esqpoe casts [Cosmos Elixir].
[04:46:23] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[04:46:30] Turn 7: FeralToast
[04:46:31] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:46:39] Esqpoe draws a card with [Mind's Eye]'s ability.
[04:46:42] FeralToast plays [Plains].
[04:47:08] FeralToast casts [Gods Willing] targeting [Phalanx Leader].
[04:47:08] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Phalanx Leader] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Phalanx Leader, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you co...).
[04:47:17] FeralToast chooses white.
[04:47:20] FeralToast puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[04:47:21] FeralToast scrys 1.
[04:47:31] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Phalanx Leader], FeralToast, and [Favored Hoplite].
[04:47:34] [Wall of Omens] blocks FeralToast.
[04:47:46] FeralToast casts [Deftblade Elite].
[04:47:50] Turn 7: Esqpoe
[04:47:55] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[04:48:06] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[04:48:13] Turn 8: FeralToast
[04:48:14] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:48:20] Esqpoe draws a card with [Mind's Eye]'s ability.
[04:48:36] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Deftblade Elite], [Phalanx Leader], and FeralToast.
[04:48:36] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Deftblade Elite] onto the stack targeting [Wall of Omens] (Provoke).
[04:48:53] [Wall of Omens] blocks [Deftblade Elite].
[04:48:59] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Mystifying Maze] targeting FeralToast ( Exile target attacking creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next end step, retu...).
[04:49:26] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mystifying Maze] onto the stack (Return Alseid of Life's Bounty to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of th...).
[04:49:29] Turn 8: Esqpoe
[04:49:38] Esqpoe discards [Eternal Dragon].
[04:49:38] Esqpoe cycles [Eternal Dragon].
[04:49:43] Esqpoe reveals [Plains].
[04:49:52] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[04:50:00] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[04:50:06] Turn 9: FeralToast
[04:50:08] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:50:15] Esqpoe draws a card with [Mind's Eye]'s ability.
[04:50:18] FeralToast plays [Plains].
[04:50:31] FeralToast casts [Favored Hoplite].
[04:50:41] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Alseid of Life's Bounty], [Deftblade Elite], and [Phalanx Leader].
[04:50:41] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Deftblade Elite] onto the stack targeting [Wall of Omens] (Provoke).
[04:50:58] [Wall of Omens] blocks [Deftblade Elite].
[04:51:05] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Mystifying Maze] targeting [Phalanx Leader] ( Exile target attacking creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next end step, retu...).
[04:51:33] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mystifying Maze] onto the stack (Return Phalanx Leader to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next en...).
[04:51:39] Turn 9: Esqpoe
[04:51:52] Esqpoe plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[04:52:03] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[04:52:07] Turn 10: FeralToast
[04:52:09] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:52:15] Esqpoe draws a card with [Mind's Eye]'s ability.
[04:52:36] Esqpoe discards [Renewed Faith].
[04:52:36] Esqpoe cycles [Renewed Faith].
[04:52:36] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Renewed Faith] onto the stack (When you cycle Renewed Faith, you may gain 2 life.).
[04:52:45] Turn 10: Esqpoe
[04:53:18] Esqpoe casts [Mind's Eye].
[04:53:27] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[04:53:34] Turn 11: FeralToast
[04:53:37] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:53:37] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:53:42] Esqpoe draws a card with [Mind's Eye]'s ability.
[04:53:57] Esqpoe draws a card with [Mind's Eye]'s ability.
[04:54:10] FeralToast casts [Gryff's Boon] targeting [Phalanx Leader].
[04:54:10] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Phalanx Leader] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Phalanx Leader, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you co...).
[04:54:22] FeralToast casts [Spirit Link] targeting [Phalanx Leader].
[04:54:22] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Phalanx Leader] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Phalanx Leader, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you co...).
[04:54:40] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Phalanx Leader], [Alseid of Life's Bounty], and [Deftblade Elite].
[04:54:41] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Deftblade Elite] onto the stack targeting [Wall of Omens] (Provoke).
[04:54:52] [Wall of Omens] blocks [Deftblade Elite].
[04:54:56] FeralToast puts triggered ability from [Spirit Link] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.).
[04:55:07] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[04:55:14] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[04:55:19] Turn 11: Esqpoe
[04:55:32] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[04:55:44] Esqpoe casts [Quarantine Field]. (X is 4).
[04:56:18] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Quarantine Field] onto the stack targeting [Phalanx Leader], [Favored Hoplite], [Favored Hoplite], and [Deftblade Elite] (When Quarantine Field enters the battlefield, for each isolation counter on it, exile up to one ta...).
[04:56:26] [CHAT] FeralToast: this is the least fun I can imagine a game of mtg being congrats
[04:56:39] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[04:56:53] [CHAT] FeralToast: do you have a single win con in that 140 card deck
[04:57:04] [CHAT] Esqpoe: you SEE my 5/5 flying recuring dragon in my graveyard
[04:57:04] [CHAT] FeralToast: or is it purely about frustration and stalling
[04:57:11] Esqpoe discards [Orim's Chant].
[04:57:12] Turn 12: FeralToast
[04:57:14] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:57:15] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:57:26] [CHAT] Esqpoe: i just haven't had the turn to recur it to start bashing yet
[04:57:35] [CHAT] Esqpoe: i've been tapping down literally every turn to stop you
[04:57:36] [CHAT] FeralToast: fucking do it already
[04:57:51] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Alseid of Life's Bounty].
[04:57:55] [Wall of Omens] blocks [Alseid of Life's Bounty].
[04:58:03] Turn 12: Esqpoe
[04:58:07] [CHAT] Esqpoe: not exaclty a high priority against the guy on 36
[04:58:15] Esqpoe casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[04:58:26] Esqpoe casts [Ritual of Rejuvenation].
[04:58:33] Esqpoe draws a card with [Ritual of Rejuvenation].
[04:58:36] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[04:58:44] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[04:58:45] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
[04:58:50] Turn 13: FeralToast
[04:58:51] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:58:52] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Mind's Eye] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.).
[04:58:58] Esqpoe draws a card with [Mind's Eye]'s ability.
[04:59:06] Esqpoe draws a card with [Mind's Eye]'s ability.
[04:59:33] [CHAT] Esqpoe: at this point I'll win faster just playing defense unfortunately, I can't deal 60 damage within your 3 minutes left on your clock
[04:59:59] [CHAT] FeralToast: "unfortunately" you say after choosing to play this deck lmao
[05:00:06] [CHAT] Esqpoe: i mean, I've played under 10 minutes
[05:00:09] [CHAT] FeralToast: why does it censor l m a o
[05:00:15] [CHAT] Esqpoe: YOUR talking a long time, not me
[05:00:20] [CHAT] FeralToast: mhmm
[05:00:27] [CHAT] Esqpoe: i've used 9:45
[05:00:32] [CHAT] Esqpoe: you've used 22:35
[05:00:34] [CHAT] FeralToast: and i plan to keep using that time
[05:00:35] [CHAT] Esqpoe: more than double
[05:00:39] [CHAT] Esqpoe: all you man
[05:00:44] [CHAT] Esqpoe: it's your clock to do with what you see fit
[05:00:50] [CHAT] Esqpoe: but you're complaining about slow play
[05:00:56] [CHAT] Esqpoe: while you've used 200% more time than me
[05:00:58] [CHAT] Esqpoe: idk what to tell you
[05:01:00] [CHAT] FeralToast: most annoying fucking deck ive ever sen
[05:01:17] [CHAT] Esqpoe: sorry my man, don't know what to tell you
[05:01:22] [CHAT] FeralToast: not complaining about slow play complaining about your deck
[05:01:33] [CHAT] Esqpoe: ok, I'll complain about yours too then
[05:01:43] [CHAT] Esqpoe: it's not fair that you get to run a deck that only cost 1 and 2 mana
[05:01:43] [CHAT] FeralToast: im just salty because this is the opposite of fun
[05:01:49] [CHAT] FeralToast: lol
[05:01:54] [CHAT] Esqpoe: you're free to concede at any time, not saying you should
[05:01:55] [CHAT] FeralToast: i never said not fair
[05:01:58] [CHAT] Esqpoe: but if you're not having fun
[05:02:01] [CHAT] FeralToast: i said annoying
[05:02:03] [CHAT] Esqpoe: we play games for fun
[05:02:12] [CHAT] FeralToast: is this fun for you lol
[05:02:15] [CHAT] Esqpoe: yes
[05:02:20] [CHAT] FeralToast: hahaha
[05:02:22] [CHAT] Esqpoe: i enjoy going on the back foot
[05:02:25] [CHAT] Esqpoe: and trying not to die
[05:02:31] [CHAT] Esqpoe: whiel my opponent tries to bash my face in
[05:02:46] [CHAT] Esqpoe: that IS fun for me, I build a puzzle, and you try to solve it
[05:02:47] [CHAT] FeralToast: awful stuff
[05:02:53] [CHAT] Esqpoe: sometimes you can, sometimes you can't
[05:02:53] [CHAT] FeralToast: lmao
[05:02:59] [CHAT] FeralToast: l m a o
[05:03:09] FeralToast has run out of time and has lost the match.
Winner: Esqpoe
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: Esqpoe: 2–0