Game 765946416
[Time] 1624322288
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[League] Lyfe Is Ez 150 by esqpoe (140589) vs Deadguy Slide by nimblethroatpunch (140591)
[03:38:11] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[03:38:17] NimbleThroatPunch chooses to play first.
[03:38:17] Starting mulligans...
[03:38:23] NimbleThroatPunch begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[03:38:30] Esqpoe begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[03:38:30] Turn 1: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:38:32] NimbleThroatPunch skips their draw step.
[03:38:34] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Secluded Steppe].
[03:38:38] Turn 1: Esqpoe
[03:38:40] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[03:38:47] Turn 2: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:38:50] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Swamp].
[03:38:52] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Mesmeric Fiend].
[03:38:52] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Esqpoe (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[03:39:07] Esqpoe reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Sunscour], [Mystifying Maze], [Hallowed Burial], [Fumigate], [Tectonic Edge], and [Gideon's Intervention].
[03:39:08] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Gideon's Intervention[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
Casting a second copy of Gideon's Intervention causes the first to become become partially non-functional, allowing the named card to deal damage
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[03:39:12] Turn 2: Esqpoe
[03:39:17] Esqpoe plays [Tectonic Edge].
[03:39:24] Turn 3: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:39:29] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Plains].
[03:39:33] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Astral Drift].
[03:39:33] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Astral Drift[sU] has an advantageous bug.
Astral Drift activates when an opponent cycles a card.
[03:39:36] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Mesmeric Fiend].
[03:39:41] Turn 3: Esqpoe
[03:39:44] Esqpoe plays [Mystifying Maze].
[03:39:46] Esqpoe casts [Survival Cache].
[03:39:50] Esqpoe draws a card with [Survival Cache].
[03:39:56] Turn 4: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:40:02] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Wall of Omens].
[03:40:02] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Wall of Omens] onto the stack (When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[03:40:03] NimbleThroatPunch draws a card with [Wall of Omens]'s ability.
[03:40:07] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Mesmeric Fiend].
[03:40:16] NimbleThroatPunch discards [Scarab Feast].
[03:40:16] NimbleThroatPunch cycles [Scarab Feast].
[03:40:18] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Astral Drift] onto the stack targeting [Wall of Omens] (Whenever you cycle Astral Drift or cycle another card while Astral Drift is on the battlefield, yo...).
[03:40:23] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Astral Drift] onto the stack (return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end ste...).
[03:40:24] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Wall of Omens] onto the stack (When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[03:40:26] NimbleThroatPunch draws a card with [Wall of Omens]'s ability.
[03:40:27] Turn 4: Esqpoe
[03:40:27] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Survival Cache] onto the stack (Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of you...).
[03:40:33] Esqpoe casts [Survival Cache].
[03:40:34] Esqpoe draws a card with [Survival Cache].
[03:40:48] Esqpoe exiles [Condemn] and [Oust] with with [Sunscour]'s ability.
[03:40:48] Esqpoe casts Esqpoe using an alternate cost.
[03:40:54] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[03:40:59] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[03:41:01] Esqpoe casts [Cosmos Elixir].
[03:41:04] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[03:41:05] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability.
[03:41:07] Turn 5: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:41:10] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Knight of the White Orchid].
[03:41:11] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Knight of the White Orchid] onto the stack (When Knight of the White Orchid enters the battlefield, if an opponent controls more lands than yo...).
[03:41:20] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Wall of Omens].
[03:41:21] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Wall of Omens] onto the stack (When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[03:41:22] NimbleThroatPunch draws a card with [Wall of Omens]'s ability.
[03:41:23] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Snowfield Sinkhole].
[03:41:27] Turn 5: Esqpoe
[03:41:36] Esqpoe casts [Heliod's Intervention] targeting [Astral Drift]. (X is 1) (Destroy X target artifacts and/or enchantments.).
[03:41:39] Esqpoe plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[03:41:43] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[03:41:44] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability.
[03:41:46] Turn 6: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:41:55] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Tidehollow Sculler].
[03:41:55] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack targeting Esqpoe (When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose ...).
[03:42:17] Esqpoe reveals their hand to [Tidehollow Sculler]'s ability, containing [Plains], [Hallowed Burial], [Hallowed Burial], and [Gideon's Intervention].
[03:42:27] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Barren Moor].
[03:42:30] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Knight of the White Orchid].
[03:42:34] Turn 6: Esqpoe
[03:42:39] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[03:42:41] Esqpoe casts [Day of Judgment].
[03:42:43] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack (When Tidehollow Sculler leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[03:42:51] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[03:42:53] Turn 7: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:43:01] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Gonti, Lord of Luxury].
[03:43:04] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Gonti, Lord of Luxury] onto the stack targeting Esqpoe (When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's...).
[03:43:33] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[03:43:48] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[03:43:50] Turn 7: Esqpoe
[03:44:01] Esqpoe casts [Fumigate].
[03:44:03] Esqpoe plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[03:44:05] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Cosmos Elixir] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting li...).
[03:44:05] Esqpoe draws a card with [Cosmos Elixir]'s ability.
[03:44:06] Turn 8: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:44:13] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Astral Drift].
[03:44:17] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Astral Drift].
[03:44:21] Turn 8: Esqpoe
[03:44:32] Esqpoe casts [Quarantine Field]. (X is 2).
[03:44:36] NimbleThroatPunch has conceded from the game.
Winner: Esqpoe
Game 1 Completed.
[03:44:41] NimbleThroatPunch has left the game.
Game 765947098
[Time] 1624322729
[03:45:29] PDBot has started watching.
[03:45:33] NimbleThroatPunch begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[03:45:35] Esqpoe begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[03:45:35] Turn 1: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:45:37] NimbleThroatPunch skips their draw step.
[03:45:39] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Secluded Steppe].
[03:45:41] Turn 1: Esqpoe
[03:45:44] Esqpoe plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[03:45:48] Turn 2: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:45:51] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Plains].
[03:45:55] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Drannith Healer].
[03:45:59] Turn 2: Esqpoe
[03:46:02] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[03:46:06] Turn 3: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:46:11] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Drannith Healer].
[03:46:16] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Wall of Omens].
[03:46:16] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Wall of Omens] onto the stack (When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[03:46:17] NimbleThroatPunch draws a card with [Wall of Omens]'s ability.
[03:46:18] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Plains].
[03:46:21] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[03:46:27] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[03:46:29] Turn 3: Esqpoe
[03:47:04] Esqpoe exiles [Revitalize] and [Ritual of Rejuvenation] with with [Sunscour]'s ability.
[03:47:04] Esqpoe casts [Sunscour] using an alternate cost.
[03:47:16] Esqpoe plays [Crawling Barrens].
[03:47:19] Turn 4: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:47:23] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Wall of Omens].
[03:47:24] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Wall of Omens] onto the stack (When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[03:47:25] NimbleThroatPunch draws a card with [Wall of Omens]'s ability.
[03:47:27] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Swamp].
[03:47:31] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Tidehollow Sculler].
[03:47:32] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack targeting Esqpoe (When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose ...).
[03:47:44] Esqpoe reveals their hand to [Tidehollow Sculler]'s ability, containing [Thawing Glaciers], [Eternal Dragon], [Gideon's Intervention], and [Wall of Omens].
[03:47:52] Esqpoe discards [Eternal Dragon].
[03:47:52] Esqpoe cycles [Eternal Dragon].
[03:48:00] Esqpoe reveals [Plains].
[03:48:03] Turn 4: Esqpoe
[03:48:12] Esqpoe casts [Wall of Omens].
[03:48:13] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Wall of Omens] onto the stack (When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[03:48:15] Esqpoe draws a card with [Wall of Omens]'s ability.
[03:48:20] Esqpoe plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[03:48:25] Turn 5: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:48:31] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Tidehollow Sculler].
[03:48:33] [Wall of Omens] blocks [Tidehollow Sculler].
[03:48:41] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Wasteland Strangler].
[03:48:43] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Wasteland Strangler] onto the stack targeting [Wall of Omens] (When Wasteland Strangler enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile in...).
[03:48:46] NimbleThroatPunch chooses [Oblivion Ring] with [Wasteland Strangler]'s ability.
[03:48:51] Turn 5: Esqpoe
[03:48:56] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[03:49:10] Turn 6: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:49:15] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Swamp].
[03:49:28] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Wasteland Strangler] and [Tidehollow Sculler].
[03:49:44] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Mesmeric Fiend].
[03:49:53] Esqpoe casts [Ritual of Rejuvenation].
[03:49:54] Esqpoe draws a card with [Ritual of Rejuvenation].
[03:49:59] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[03:50:08] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Esqpoe (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[03:50:14] Esqpoe reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Plains], [Scrabbling Claws], and [Gideon's Intervention].
[03:50:17] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Knight of the White Orchid].
[03:50:17] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Knight of the White Orchid] onto the stack (When Knight of the White Orchid enters the battlefield, if an opponent controls more lands than yo...).
[03:50:24] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[03:50:28] Turn 6: Esqpoe
[03:50:34] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[03:50:36] Esqpoe casts [Scrabbling Claws].
[03:50:40] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting NimbleThroatPunch ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[03:50:44] NimbleThroatPunch exiles [Drannith Healer].
[03:50:51] Turn 7: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:51:00] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Knight of the White Orchid], [Mesmeric Fiend], [Wasteland Strangler], and [Tidehollow Sculler].
[03:51:03] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Crawling Barrens] ( Put two +1/+1 counters on Crawling Barrens. Then you may have it become a 0/0 Elemental creature ...).
[03:51:08] [Crawling Barrens] blocks [Mesmeric Fiend].
[03:51:14] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[03:51:20] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Fiend Hunter].
[03:51:23] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Fiend Hunter] onto the stack targeting [Crawling Barrens] (When Fiend Hunter enters the battlefield, you may exile another target creature.).
[03:51:31] Turn 7: Esqpoe
[03:51:40] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting NimbleThroatPunch ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[03:51:44] NimbleThroatPunch exiles [Mesmeric Fiend].
[03:51:47] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting [Wall of Omens] ( Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.).
[03:51:48] Esqpoe draws a card with [Scrabbling Claws]'s ability.
[03:52:05] Esqpoe casts [Gideon's Intervention].
[03:52:13] Esqpoe names Tidehollow Sculler for [Gideon's Intervention].
[03:52:14] Esqpoe plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[03:52:19] Turn 8: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:52:27] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Fiend Hunter], [Knight of the White Orchid], [Wasteland Strangler], and [Tidehollow Sculler].
[03:52:38] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Fiend Hunter].
[03:52:42] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Fiend Hunter] onto the stack targeting [Wall of Omens] (When Fiend Hunter enters the battlefield, you may exile another target creature.).
[03:52:47] Turn 8: Esqpoe
[03:52:53] Esqpoe plays [Plains].
[03:53:01] Esqpoe casts [Quarantine Field]. (X is 2).
[03:53:23] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Quarantine Field] onto the stack targeting [Wasteland Strangler], and [Fiend Hunter] (When Quarantine Field enters the battlefield, for each isolation counter on it, exile up to one ta...).
[03:53:26] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Fiend Hunter] onto the stack (When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owne...).
[03:53:34] Turn 9: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:53:41] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Gonti, Lord of Luxury].
[03:53:43] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Gonti, Lord of Luxury] onto the stack targeting Esqpoe (When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's...).
[03:53:54] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Secluded Steppe].
[03:54:01] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Fiend Hunter] and [Knight of the White Orchid].
[03:54:11] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[03:54:17] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[03:54:19] Turn 9: Esqpoe
[03:54:23] Esqpoe plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[03:54:44] Turn 10: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:54:54] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Gonti, Lord of Luxury], [Fiend Hunter], [Knight of the White Orchid], and [Tidehollow Sculler].
[03:54:58] Esqpoe casts [Condemn] targeting [Gonti, Lord of Luxury].
[03:55:13] Esqpoe casts [Heliod's Intervention] targeting Esqpoe. (X is 5) (Target player gains twice X life.).
[03:55:35] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Quarantine Field]. (X is 2).
[03:55:38] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Quarantine Field] onto the stack targeting [Gideon's Intervention], and [Quarantine Field] (When Quarantine Field enters the battlefield, for each isolation counter on it, exile up to one ta...).
[03:56:04] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Wasteland Strangler] onto the stack targeting [Fiend Hunter] (When Wasteland Strangler enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile in...).
[03:56:15] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Fiend Hunter] onto the stack targeting [Tidehollow Sculler] (When Fiend Hunter enters the battlefield, you may exile another target creature.).
[03:56:18] NimbleThroatPunch chooses not to use [Fiend Hunter]'s ability.
[03:56:22] NimbleThroatPunch chooses no cards with [Wasteland Strangler]'s ability.
[03:56:26] Turn 10: Esqpoe
[03:56:58] Esqpoe casts [Nature's Chant] targeting [Quarantine Field].
[03:57:10] Esqpoe names Tidehollow Sculler for [Gideon's Intervention].
[03:57:13] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Quarantine Field] onto the stack (When Quarantine Field enters the battlefield, for each isolation counter on it, exile up to one ta...).
[03:57:22] Turn 11: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:57:30] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Wasteland Strangler], [Fiend Hunter], [Fiend Hunter], [Knight of the White Orchid], and [Tidehollow Sculler].
[03:57:33] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Crawling Barrens] ( Put two +1/+1 counters on Crawling Barrens. Then you may have it become a 0/0 Elemental creature ...).
[03:57:40] [Crawling Barrens] blocks [Fiend Hunter].
[03:57:49] NimbleThroatPunch discards [Scarab Feast].
[03:57:49] NimbleThroatPunch cycles [Scarab Feast].
[03:57:53] NimbleThroatPunch discards [Barren Moor].
[03:57:53] NimbleThroatPunch cycles [Barren Moor].
[03:57:55] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Swamp].
[03:57:58] NimbleThroatPunch discards [Scarab Feast].
[03:57:58] NimbleThroatPunch cycles [Scarab Feast].
[03:58:04] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[03:58:11] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[03:58:15] Turn 11: Esqpoe
[03:58:26] Esqpoe plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[03:58:41] Turn 12: NimbleThroatPunch
[03:58:48] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Sin Collector].
[03:59:23] Esqpoe casts [Heliod's Intervention] targeting Esqpoe. (X is 7) (Target player gains twice X life.).
[03:59:26] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Sin Collector] onto the stack targeting Esqpoe (When Sin Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an insta...).
[03:59:33] Esqpoe reveals their hand to [Sin Collector]'s ability, containing [Nevermore] and [Endless Horizons].
[03:59:38] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Wasteland Strangler], [Fiend Hunter], [Fiend Hunter], [Knight of the White Orchid], and [Tidehollow Sculler].
[03:59:46] Turn 12: Esqpoe
[04:00:00] Esqpoe casts [Gideon's Intervention].
[04:00:07] Esqpoe names Wasteland Strangler for [Gideon's Intervention].
[04:00:14] Turn 13: NimbleThroatPunch
[04:00:27] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Sin Collector], [Wasteland Strangler], [Fiend Hunter], [Fiend Hunter], [Knight of the White Orchid], and [Tidehollow Sculler].
[04:00:27] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Crawling Barrens] ( Put two +1/+1 counters on Crawling Barrens. Then you may have it become a 0/0 Elemental creature ...).
[04:00:39] [Crawling Barrens] blocks [Sin Collector].
[04:00:50] [CHAT] Esqpoe: also being SO sketchy
[04:00:54] [CHAT] Esqpoe: attacking with sculler
[04:00:59] [CHAT] Esqpoe: with no reason to
[04:01:01] [CHAT] Esqpoe: other than to abuse bug
[04:01:07] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: lmao
[04:01:11] [CHAT] Esqpoe: i should be on 5 here
[04:01:14] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: sure
[04:01:21] [CHAT] Esqpoe: ;-P
[04:01:22] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: Im not obligated to play around your bugs
[04:01:27] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: but really know I didnt do it on purpose
[04:01:32] [CHAT] Esqpoe: i know it was an accident
[04:01:34] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: just right click attack all
[04:01:36] [CHAT] Esqpoe: and it's not MY bug
[04:01:43] [CHAT] Esqpoe: it's MTGOs, but sure
[04:01:51] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: yeah cut the card then
[04:01:55] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: u choose to play it
[04:02:00] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Snowfield Sinkhole].
[04:02:05] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Stonehorn Dignitary].
[04:02:05] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Stonehorn Dignitary] onto the stack targeting Esqpoe (When Stonehorn Dignitary enters the battlefield, target opponent skips their next combat phase.).
[04:02:07] [CHAT] Esqpoe: k sketchman! ;-P
[04:02:12] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[04:02:24] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: ur playing the 160 card board wipe deck
[04:02:33] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: who loses to anything remotely agressive or combo
[04:02:35] [CHAT] Esqpoe: I AM the 150 card boardwipe deck
[04:02:42] [CHAT] Esqpoe: it's MY deck
[04:02:46] [CHAT] Esqpoe: I'M THE GUY
[04:02:48] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: sorry if the game isnt ingrossing for the 20% of people you actually can try to beat
[04:02:59] [CHAT] Esqpoe: look at my win/loss my bro
[04:03:03] [CHAT] Esqpoe: I actually play it well
[04:03:11] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: not like it has a lot of decision making
[04:03:16] [CHAT] Esqpoe: if you say so
[04:03:25] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: but regardless dont call me sketch when you know I didnt do it on purpose
[04:03:38] [CHAT] Esqpoe: I literally hit you with an emoji
[04:03:40] [CHAT] Esqpoe: while saying it
[04:03:43] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[04:03:46] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: ok ;-P
[04:03:51] Turn 13: Esqpoe
[04:03:58] Esqpoe plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[04:04:09] Esqpoe skips their combat step.
[04:04:12] Turn 14: NimbleThroatPunch
[04:04:26] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Stonehorn Dignitary], [Fiend Hunter], [Fiend Hunter], and [Knight of the White Orchid].
[04:04:39] Esqpoe casts [Heliod's Intervention] targeting Esqpoe. (X is 8) (Target player gains twice X life.).
[04:04:42] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: stop
[04:04:44] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: drawing that card
[04:04:45] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: pls
[04:04:53] [CHAT] Esqpoe: I mean... I MUCH rather they be wraths
[04:04:54] [CHAT] Esqpoe: but sure
[04:05:00] [CHAT] NimbleThroatPunch: same
[04:05:08] NimbleThroatPunch discards [Drannith Healer].
[04:05:08] NimbleThroatPunch cycles [Drannith Healer].
[04:05:20] Turn 14: Esqpoe
[04:05:26] Esqpoe casts [Day of Judgment].
[04:05:29] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Tidehollow Sculler] onto the stack (When Tidehollow Sculler leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[04:05:30] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Fiend Hunter] onto the stack (When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owne...).
[04:05:30] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Fiend Hunter] onto the stack (When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owne...).
[04:05:36] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Wall of Omens] onto the stack (When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[04:05:39] NimbleThroatPunch draws a card with [Wall of Omens]'s ability.
[04:05:51] Esqpoe casts [Endless Horizons].
[04:05:53] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Endless Horizons] onto the stack (When Endless Horizons enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of Plains cards, ...).
[04:07:14] Turn 15: NimbleThroatPunch
[04:07:31] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Regal Caracal].
[04:07:32] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Regal Caracal] onto the stack (When Regal Caracal enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.).
[04:07:34] NimbleThroatPunch's [Regal Caracal] creates two Cat tokens.
[04:07:39] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Astral Slide].
[04:07:46] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[04:07:54] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[04:07:58] Turn 15: Esqpoe
[04:07:58] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Endless Horizons] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a card you own exiled with Endless Horizons into your...).
[04:08:11] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Eternal Dragon] ( Return Eternal Dragon from your graveyard to your hand.).
[04:08:13] [Eternal Dragon] is returned to Esqpoe's hand from the graveyard.
[04:08:17] Esqpoe plays [Arch of Orazca].
[04:08:30] Esqpoe casts [Eternal Dragon].
[04:08:38] NimbleThroatPunch discards [Barren Moor].
[04:08:38] NimbleThroatPunch cycles [Barren Moor].
[04:08:40] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack targeting [Regal Caracal] (Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the...).
[04:08:47] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack (return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end ste...).
[04:08:49] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Regal Caracal] onto the stack (When Regal Caracal enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.).
[04:08:50] NimbleThroatPunch's [Regal Caracal] creates two NimbleThroatPunchs.
[04:08:53] Turn 16: NimbleThroatPunch
[04:09:09] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Cat] token, NimbleThroatPunch, [Cat] token, and [Cat] token.
[04:09:11] [Eternal Dragon] blocks [Cat] token.
[04:09:20] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Astral Slide].
[04:09:23] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Wall of Omens].
[04:09:24] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Wall of Omens] onto the stack (When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[04:09:25] NimbleThroatPunch draws a card with [Wall of Omens]'s ability.
[04:09:29] Turn 16: Esqpoe
[04:09:30] Esqpoe puts triggered ability from [Endless Horizons] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a card you own exiled with Endless Horizons into your...).
[04:09:45] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Arch of Orazca] ( Draw a card.).
[04:09:47] Esqpoe draws a card with [Arch of Orazca]'s ability.
[04:09:52] Esqpoe plays [Tectonic Edge].
[04:10:01] Esqpoe casts [Staff of Nin].
[04:10:15] NimbleThroatPunch discards [Astral Drift].
[04:10:15] NimbleThroatPunch cycles [Astral Drift].
[04:10:18] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack targeting [Regal Caracal] (Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the...).
[04:10:20] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack targeting [Wall of Omens] (Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the...).
[04:10:32] Esqpoe activates an ability of [Staff of Nin] targeting [Cat] token ( Staff of Nin deals 1 damage to any target.).
[04:10:38] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack (return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end ste...).
[04:10:38] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack (return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end ste...).
[04:10:41] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Wall of Omens] onto the stack (When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[04:10:42] NimbleThroatPunch draws a card with [Wall of Omens]'s ability.
[04:10:44] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Regal Caracal] onto the stack (When Regal Caracal enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.).
[04:10:45] NimbleThroatPunch's [Regal Caracal] creates two Cat tokens.
[04:10:49] Turn 17: NimbleThroatPunch
[04:10:55] NimbleThroatPunch plays [Swamp].
[04:11:05] NimbleThroatPunch casts [Fiend Hunter].
[04:11:11] NimbleThroatPunch puts triggered ability from [Fiend Hunter] onto the stack targeting [Eternal Dragon] (When Fiend Hunter enters the battlefield, you may exile another target creature.).
[04:11:19] Esqpoe is being attacked by [Cat] token, [Cat] token, [Regal Caracal], NimbleThroatPunch, and [Cat] token.
Winner: NimbleThroatPunch
Game 2 Completed.
[04:11:30] Esqpoe has left the game.