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Game 737906276

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[League] Sligh by 42crookedsporks (102697) vs Revised Post by onefatcow (102695)
[14:26:17] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[14:26:27] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: glhf
[14:26:28] Onefatcow chooses to play first.
[14:26:34] Onefatcow mulligans to six cards.
[14:26:36] 42crookedsporks mulligans to six cards.
[14:26:44] Onefatcow puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[14:26:53] 42crookedsporks puts a card on the bottom of their library and begins the game with six cards in hand.
[14:26:53] Turn 1: Onefatcow
[14:26:53] Onefatcow skips their draw step.
[14:26:57] [CHAT] Onefatcow: you too!
[14:26:58] Onefatcow plays [Forest].
[14:26:59] Onefatcow casts [Arboreal Grazer].
[14:27:05] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Arboreal Grazer] onto the stack (When Arboreal Grazer enters the battlefield, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battl...).
[14:27:07] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.).
[14:27:09] Turn 1: 42crookedsporks
[14:27:21] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:27:31] Turn 2: Onefatcow
[14:27:34] Onefatcow casts [Sylvan Scrying].
[14:27:37] Onefatcow reveals [Cloudpost].
[14:27:39] Onefatcow plays [Cloudpost].
[14:27:50] Turn 2: 42crookedsporks
[14:27:52] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:27:54] 42crookedsporks casts [Grim Lavamancer].
[14:28:01] 42crookedsporks casts [Chain Lightning] targeting [Arboreal Grazer].
[14:28:09] Turn 3: Onefatcow
[14:28:12] Onefatcow casts [Sylvan Library].
[14:28:16] Onefatcow plays [Forest].
[14:28:21] Turn 3: 42crookedsporks
[14:28:23] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:28:26] 42crookedsporks casts a card face down using an alternate cost.
[14:28:32] Onefatcow is being attacked by [Grim Lavamancer].
[14:28:42] Turn 4: Onefatcow
[14:28:42] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Sylvan Library] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards...).
[14:28:46] Onefatcow draws two cards with [Sylvan Library]'s ability.
[14:28:50] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:28:52] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:28:54] Onefatcow plays [Forest].
[14:29:01] Onefatcow casts [Lodestone Golem].
[14:29:21] Turn 4: 42crookedsporks
[14:29:25] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:29:31] 42crookedsporks casts [Firebolt] targeting [Lodestone Golem].
[14:29:40] 42crookedsporks casts [Lava Dart] targeting [Lodestone Golem].
[14:29:46] Onefatcow is being attacked by face-down creature #1 and [Grim Lavamancer].
[14:29:51] Turn 5: Onefatcow
[14:29:51] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Sylvan Library] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards...).
[14:30:00] Onefatcow draws two cards with [Sylvan Library]'s ability.
[14:30:03] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:30:07] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:30:08] Onefatcow plays [Forest].
[14:30:12] Onefatcow casts [Sandstone Oracle].
[14:30:23] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Sandstone Oracle] onto the stack (When Sandstone Oracle enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. If that player has more cards in...).
[14:30:32] Turn 5: 42crookedsporks
[14:30:45] Onefatcow is being attacked by face-down creature #1.
[14:30:50] [Sandstone Oracle] blocks face-down creature #1.
[14:30:54] 42crookedsporks turns Blistering Firecat ([Blistering Firecat]) face up.
[14:31:03] 42crookedsporks plays [Barbarian Ring].
[14:31:06] 42crookedsporks casts [Slith Firewalker].
[14:31:11] Turn 6: Onefatcow
[14:31:11] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Sylvan Library] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards...).
[14:31:17] Onefatcow draws two cards with [Sylvan Library]'s ability.
[14:31:19] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:31:21] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:31:24] Onefatcow casts [Expedition Map].
[14:31:31] Onefatcow activates an ability of [Expedition Map] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your libr...).
[14:31:36] Onefatcow reveals [Glimmerpost].
[14:31:38] Onefatcow plays [Glimmerpost].
[14:31:38] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.).
[14:31:43] Onefatcow casts [Lodestone Golem].
[14:32:04] Turn 6: 42crookedsporks
[14:32:15] Onefatcow is being attacked by [Slith Firewalker].
[14:32:18] [Lodestone Golem] blocks [Slith Firewalker].
[14:32:29] Onefatcow exiles [Blistering Firecat] and [Slith Firewalker] with with [Grim Lavamancer]'s ability.
[14:32:29] 42crookedsporks activates an ability of [Grim Lavamancer] targeting [Lodestone Golem] ( Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.).
[14:32:36] Turn 7: Onefatcow
[14:32:36] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Sylvan Library] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards...).
[14:32:40] Onefatcow draws two cards with [Sylvan Library]'s ability.
[14:32:49] Onefatcow kept a card.
[14:32:51] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:32:52] Onefatcow plays [Glimmerpost].
[14:32:52] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.).
[14:32:59] Onefatcow casts [Lodestone Golem].
[14:33:10] Turn 7: 42crookedsporks
[14:33:24] 42crookedsporks casts [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:33:31] Turn 8: Onefatcow
[14:33:31] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Sylvan Library] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards...).
[14:33:35] Onefatcow draws two cards with [Sylvan Library]'s ability.
[14:33:37] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:33:39] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:33:45] Onefatcow casts [Garruk Wildspeaker].
[14:33:55] Onefatcow activates an ability of [Garruk Wildspeaker] ( Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.).
[14:33:57] Onefatcow's [Garruk Wildspeaker] creates a Beast token.
[14:34:10] 42crookedsporks casts [Price of Progress].
[14:34:15] Turn 8: 42crookedsporks
[14:34:20] 42crookedsporks casts [Cursed Scroll].
[14:34:36] Turn 9: Onefatcow
[14:34:36] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Sylvan Library] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards...).
[14:34:40] Onefatcow draws two cards with [Sylvan Library]'s ability.
[14:34:43] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:34:44] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:34:47] Onefatcow casts [Expedition Map].
[14:34:52] Onefatcow activates an ability of [Expedition Map] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your libr...).
[14:35:17] Onefatcow reveals [Glimmerpost].
[14:35:18] Onefatcow plays [Glimmerpost].
[14:35:19] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.).
[14:35:24] Onefatcow activates an ability of [Garruk Wildspeaker] ( Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.).
[14:35:26] Onefatcow's [Garruk Wildspeaker] creates a Beast token.
[14:35:31] 42crookedsporks is being attacked by [Beast] token and [Lodestone Golem].
[14:35:38] [Stromkirk Noble] blocks [Lodestone Golem].
[14:35:50] 42crookedsporks exiles [Price of Progress] and [Stromkirk Noble] with with [Grim Lavamancer]'s ability.
[14:35:50] 42crookedsporks activates an ability of [Grim Lavamancer] targeting [Lodestone Golem] ( Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.).
[14:35:54] Turn 9: 42crookedsporks
[14:36:14] 42crookedsporks activates an ability of [Cursed Scroll] targeting Onefatcow ( Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name...).
[14:36:26] 42crookedsporks names Slith Firewalker for Cursed Scroll.
[14:36:26] 42crookedsporks reveals [Slith Firewalker] at random.
[14:36:39] Turn 10: Onefatcow
[14:36:39] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Sylvan Library] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards...).
[14:36:43] Onefatcow draws two cards with [Sylvan Library]'s ability.
[14:36:46] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:36:52] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:37:00] 42crookedsporks is being attacked by [Beast] token and [Beast] token.
[14:37:08] Onefatcow activates an ability of [Garruk Wildspeaker] ( Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.).
[14:37:10] Onefatcow's [Garruk Wildspeaker] creates a Beast token.
[14:37:12] Onefatcow casts [Chromatic Star].
[14:37:19] Onefatcow exiles [Firebolt] and [Chain Lightning] with with [Grim Lavamancer]'s ability.
[14:37:20] 42crookedsporks activates an ability of [Grim Lavamancer] targeting Onefatcow ( Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.).
[14:37:27] Turn 10: 42crookedsporks
[14:37:32] 42crookedsporks casts [Slith Firewalker].
[14:37:44] 42crookedsporks activates an ability of [Cursed Scroll] targeting Onefatcow ( Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name...).
[14:37:56] 42crookedsporks names Mountain for Cursed Scroll.
[14:37:56] 42crookedsporks reveals [Mountain] at random.
[14:37:58] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:38:05] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Chromatic Star] onto the stack (When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.).
[14:38:10] Onefatcow draws a card with [Chromatic Star]'s ability.
[14:38:22] Turn 11: Onefatcow
[14:38:22] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Sylvan Library] onto the stack (At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards...).
[14:38:27] Onefatcow draws two cards with [Sylvan Library]'s ability.
[14:38:31] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:38:34] Onefatcow put a card on top of Onefatcow's library.
[14:38:39] 42crookedsporks is being attacked by [Beast] token, [Beast] token, and [Beast] token.
[14:38:50] [Slith Firewalker] blocks [Beast] token.
[14:38:58] Onefatcow casts [Garruk Wildspeaker].
[14:39:02] Onefatcow activates an ability of [Garruk Wildspeaker] ( Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.).
[14:39:11] Onefatcow's [Garruk Wildspeaker] creates a Beast token.
[14:39:17] 42crookedsporks casts [Lava Dart] from the graveyard using an alternate cost targeting Onefatcow.
[14:39:23] Onefatcow exiles [Mountain] and [Slith Firewalker] with with [Grim Lavamancer]'s ability.
[14:39:23] 42crookedsporks activates an ability of [Grim Lavamancer] targeting Onefatcow ( Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.).
[14:39:28] Turn 11: 42crookedsporks
[14:39:38] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: so close
[14:39:48] 42crookedsporks has conceded from the game.
Winner: Onefatcow
Game 1 Completed.
[14:39:53] 42crookedsporks has left the game.

Game 737907310

[Time] 1601955677
[14:41:18] PDBot has started watching.
[14:41:26] [CHAT] Onefatcow: price of progress too
[14:41:32] 42crookedsporks chooses to play first.
[14:41:42] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: yup
[14:41:49] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: had a lot of outs
[14:41:50] [CHAT] Onefatcow: that card is absurd vs post
[14:41:53] 42crookedsporks begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[14:41:55] Onefatcow begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[14:41:55] Turn 1: 42crookedsporks
[14:41:55] 42crookedsporks skips their draw step.
[14:41:57] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: yup lol
[14:42:03] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: now you gotta deal with it on the draw :)
[14:42:09] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:42:11] 42crookedsporks casts [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:42:16] Turn 1: Onefatcow
[14:42:22] Onefatcow plays [Labyrinth of Skophos].
[14:42:23] Onefatcow casts [Expedition Map].
[14:42:28] Turn 2: 42crookedsporks
[14:42:29] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:42:33] 42crookedsporks casts [Chain Lightning] targeting Onefatcow.
[14:42:38] Onefatcow is being attacked by [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:42:39] 42crookedsporks puts triggered ability from [Stromkirk Noble] onto the stack (Whenever Stromkirk Noble deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.).
[14:42:39] Turn 2: Onefatcow
[14:42:43] Onefatcow plays [Forest].
[14:42:45] Onefatcow casts [Spatial Contortion] targeting [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:42:54] Turn 3: 42crookedsporks
[14:43:00] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: bleh
[14:43:04] Turn 3: Onefatcow
[14:43:07] Onefatcow activates an ability of [Expedition Map] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your libr...).
[14:43:12] Onefatcow reveals [Cloudpost].
[14:43:13] Onefatcow plays [Cloudpost].
[14:43:17] Turn 4: 42crookedsporks
[14:43:21] 42crookedsporks casts [Slith Firewalker].
[14:43:25] Onefatcow is being attacked by [Slith Firewalker].
[14:43:26] 42crookedsporks puts triggered ability from [Slith Firewalker] onto the stack (Whenever Slith Firewalker deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.).
[14:43:26] Turn 4: Onefatcow
[14:43:30] Onefatcow plays [Cloudpost].
[14:43:38] Onefatcow casts [Expedition Map].
[14:43:42] Onefatcow casts [Chromatic Star].
[14:43:45] Turn 5: 42crookedsporks
[14:43:47] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:43:50] 42crookedsporks casts [Scab-Clan Berserker].
[14:43:56] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: 3 turns too late
[14:44:06] Onefatcow is being attacked by [Scab-Clan Berserker] and [Slith Firewalker].
[14:44:09] 42crookedsporks puts triggered ability from [Slith Firewalker] onto the stack (Whenever Slith Firewalker deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.).
[14:44:09] 42crookedsporks puts triggered ability from [Scab-Clan Berserker] onto the stack (Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 ...).
[14:44:19] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Chromatic Star] onto the stack (When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.).
[14:44:21] Onefatcow draws a card with [Chromatic Star]'s ability.
[14:44:23] Onefatcow activates an ability of [Expedition Map] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your libr...).
[14:44:27] Onefatcow reveals [Glimmerpost].
[14:44:28] Turn 5: Onefatcow
[14:44:30] Onefatcow plays [Glimmerpost].
[14:44:30] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.).
[14:44:40] Onefatcow casts [Distended Mindbender].
[14:44:40] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Distended Mindbender] onto the stack targeting 42crookedsporks (When you cast this spell, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose from it a nonland card wi...).
[14:44:40] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Distended Mindbender[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
When only some cards from an opponent's hand are revealed, they do not appear in the revealed zone
[14:45:15] [CHAT] Onefatcow: well this does seem unwinnable
[14:45:27] 42crookedsporks discards [Price of Progress].
[14:45:27] 42crookedsporks discards [Price of Progress] to [Distended Mindbender]'s ability.
[14:45:33] Turn 6: 42crookedsporks
[14:45:34] Onefatcow has conceded from the game.
Winner: 42crookedsporks
Game 2 Completed.

Game 737907692

[Time] 1601955998
[14:46:38] PDBot has started watching.
[14:46:50] Onefatcow chooses to play first.
[14:46:56] Onefatcow begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[14:46:59] 42crookedsporks begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[14:46:59] Turn 1: Onefatcow
[14:46:59] Onefatcow skips their draw step.
[14:47:00] Onefatcow plays [Cloudpost].
[14:47:06] Turn 1: 42crookedsporks
[14:47:08] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:47:10] 42crookedsporks casts [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:47:12] Turn 2: Onefatcow
[14:47:16] Onefatcow plays [Glimmerpost].
[14:47:16] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.).
[14:47:23] Onefatcow casts [Chromatic Star].
[14:47:28] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Chromatic Star] onto the stack (When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.).
[14:47:31] Onefatcow draws a card with [Chromatic Star]'s ability.
[14:47:32] Onefatcow casts [Arboreal Grazer].
[14:47:33] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Arboreal Grazer] onto the stack (When Arboreal Grazer enters the battlefield, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battl...).
[14:47:45] Turn 2: 42crookedsporks
[14:47:47] 42crookedsporks plays [Barbarian Ring].
[14:47:51] Onefatcow is being attacked by [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:47:53] [Arboreal Grazer] blocks [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:47:59] 42crookedsporks casts [Firebolt] targeting [Arboreal Grazer].
[14:48:01] 42crookedsporks casts [Cursed Scroll].
[14:48:05] Turn 3: Onefatcow
[14:48:06] Onefatcow plays [Forest].
[14:48:08] Onefatcow casts [Arboreal Grazer].
[14:48:15] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: stooopp
[14:48:17] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Arboreal Grazer] onto the stack (When Arboreal Grazer enters the battlefield, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battl...).
[14:48:20] Turn 3: 42crookedsporks
[14:48:29] [CHAT] Onefatcow: they'd be better if I had more lands lol
[14:48:33] Onefatcow is being attacked by [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:48:39] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: well theyre stopping you from dying lol
[14:48:42] [Arboreal Grazer] blocks [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:48:45] Turn 4: Onefatcow
[14:48:47] Onefatcow plays [Forest].
[14:48:55] Onefatcow casts [Garruk Wildspeaker].
[14:49:02] Onefatcow activates an ability of [Garruk Wildspeaker] ( Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.).
[14:49:04] Onefatcow's [Garruk Wildspeaker] creates a Beast token.
[14:49:07] Turn 4: 42crookedsporks
[14:49:10] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:49:13] 42crookedsporks casts [Ball Lightning].
[14:49:31] Onefatcow 's [Garruk Wildspeaker] is being attacked by [Ball Lightning] and [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:49:49] [Beast] token blocks [Stromkirk Noble].
[14:49:56] 42crookedsporks puts triggered ability from [Ball Lightning] onto the stack (At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Ball Lightning.).
[14:49:59] Turn 5: Onefatcow
[14:50:03] Onefatcow casts [Sylvan Scrying].
[14:50:08] Onefatcow reveals [Cloudpost].
[14:50:09] Onefatcow plays [Cloudpost].
[14:50:15] 42crookedsporks is being attacked by [Beast] token.
[14:50:23] Turn 5: 42crookedsporks
[14:50:26] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:50:30] Turn 6: Onefatcow
[14:50:40] Onefatcow casts [God-Pharaoh's Statue].
[14:51:03] 42crookedsporks casts [Smash to Smithereens] targeting [God-Pharaoh's Statue].
[14:51:09] 42crookedsporks is being attacked by [Beast] token.
[14:51:21] Turn 6: 42crookedsporks
[14:51:31] 42crookedsporks casts [Scab-Clan Berserker].
[14:51:41] Turn 7: Onefatcow
[14:51:54] Onefatcow casts [Ulamog's Crusher].
[14:51:59] Onefatcow casts [Arboreal Grazer].
[14:52:07] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Arboreal Grazer] onto the stack (When Arboreal Grazer enters the battlefield, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battl...).
[14:52:18] 42crookedsporks is being attacked by [Beast] token.
[14:52:29] Turn 7: 42crookedsporks
[14:52:35] 42crookedsporks activates an ability of [Cursed Scroll] targeting Onefatcow ( Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name...).
[14:52:41] 42crookedsporks names Price of Progress for Cursed Scroll.
[14:52:41] 42crookedsporks reveals [Price of Progress] at random.
[14:52:46] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:52:54] Turn 8: Onefatcow
[14:52:59] Onefatcow plays [Glimmerpost].
[14:52:59] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpost] onto the stack (When Glimmerpost enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.).
[14:53:04] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: nooo
[14:53:16] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: wait no that doesnt matter
[14:53:26] 42crookedsporks is being attacked by [Ulamog's Crusher] and [Beast] token.
[14:53:26] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Ulamog's Crusher] onto the stack (Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents.)).
[14:53:28] 42crookedsporks casts [Price of Progress].
[14:53:35] 42crookedsporks sacrifices [Scab-Clan Berserker].
[14:53:39] 42crookedsporks sacrifices [Mountain].
[14:53:39] 42crookedsporks sacrifices [Cursed Scroll].
[14:53:47] [Scab-Clan Berserker] blocks [Ulamog's Crusher].
[14:53:58] Onefatcow casts [Distended Mindbender].
[14:53:58] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Distended Mindbender] onto the stack targeting 42crookedsporks (When you cast this spell, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose from it a nonland card wi...).
[14:54:03] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: wait nooo
[14:54:04] [CHAT] 42crookedsporks: lol
[14:54:07] [CHAT] Onefatcow: haha
[14:54:11] 42crookedsporks discards [Price of Progress].
[14:54:11] 42crookedsporks discards [Price of Progress] to [Distended Mindbender]'s ability.
[14:54:18] Turn 8: 42crookedsporks
[14:54:26] 42crookedsporks plays [Mountain].
[14:54:29] Turn 9: Onefatcow
[14:54:35] 42crookedsporks is being attacked by [Distended Mindbender], [Ulamog's Crusher], and [Beast] token.
[14:54:35] Onefatcow puts triggered ability from [Ulamog's Crusher] onto the stack (Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents.)).
[14:54:38] 42crookedsporks casts [Price of Progress].
Winner: Onefatcow
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: Onefatcow: 2–1
[14:54:56] Onefatcow has left the game.