Game 729628358

[Time] 1595368178
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[07:50:25] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: we can restart the game if partypat wants to join, if you two want
[07:50:30] LordZZX chooses to play first.
[07:50:30] LordZZX chooses [Brago, King Eternal] as their commander.
[07:50:30] EternalParadox38 chooses [Zada, Hedron Grinder] as their commander.
[07:50:30] SigmaAlphaMu chooses [Zur the Enchanter] as their commander.
[07:50:36] [CHAT] LordZZX: that's fine with me
[07:50:49] [CHAT] LordZZX: let's see if they want to jump in with a prebuilt deck or join the next one
[07:51:03] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: yeah
[07:51:57] LordZZX begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[07:52:07] EternalParadox38 mulligans to seven cards.
[07:52:11] SigmaAlphaMu mulligans to seven cards.
[07:52:14] EternalParadox38 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[07:52:19] SigmaAlphaMu begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[07:52:19] Turn 1: LordZZX
[07:52:31] LordZZX plays [Flood Plain].
[07:52:38] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[07:52:41] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[07:52:55] Turn 1: SigmaAlphaMu
[07:52:59] SigmaAlphaMu plays [Plains].
[07:53:01] SigmaAlphaMu casts [Authority of the Consuls].
[07:53:07] Turn 2: LordZZX
[07:53:09] [CHAT] LordZZX: a Zada deck, nice eternal
[07:53:10] LordZZX plays [Island].
[07:53:11] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: sorry not sorry
[07:53:15] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[07:53:21] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[07:53:26] EternalParadox38 discards [Siege-Gang Commander].
[07:53:26] EternalParadox38 casts [Wild Guess].
[07:53:29] EternalParadox38 draws two cards with [Wild Guess].
[07:53:35] Turn 2: SigmaAlphaMu
[07:53:40] SigmaAlphaMu plays [Scoured Barrens].
[07:53:40] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Scoured Barrens] onto the stack (When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[07:53:49] LordZZX activates an ability of [Flood Plain] ( Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your l...).
[07:53:57] Turn 3: LordZZX
[07:54:04] LordZZX plays [Island].
[07:54:07] LordZZX casts [Eldrazi Skyspawner].
[07:54:08] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Eldrazi Skyspawner] onto the stack (When Eldrazi Skyspawner enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature toke...).
[07:54:08] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[07:54:10] LordZZX's [Eldrazi Skyspawner] creates an Eldrazi Scion token.
[07:54:11] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[07:54:34] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[07:54:40] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[07:54:42] [CHAT] LordZZX: Eldrazi scion ruining my autopass :(
[07:54:45] EternalParadox38 casts [Hanweir Garrison].
[07:54:50] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[07:54:54] Turn 3: SigmaAlphaMu
[07:55:01] SigmaAlphaMu plays [Tranquil Cove].
[07:55:02] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Tranquil Cove] onto the stack (When Tranquil Cove enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[07:55:12] Turn 4: LordZZX
[07:55:17] LordZZX plays [Secluded Steppe].
[07:55:21] LordZZX casts [Watcher for Tomorrow].
[07:55:24] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Watcher for Tomorrow] onto the stack (Hideaway (This land enters the battlefield tapped. When it does, look at the top four cards of y...).
[07:55:25] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[07:55:45] SigmaAlphaMu is being attacked by [Eldrazi Scion] token and [Eldrazi Skyspawner].
[07:55:53] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[07:56:18] SigmaAlphaMu is being attacked by [Hanweir Garrison].
[07:56:18] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Hanweir Garrison] onto the stack (Whenever Hanweir Garrison attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and at...).
[07:56:24] EternalParadox38's [Hanweir Garrison] creates two Human tokens.
[07:56:31] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking LordZZX
[07:56:32] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking LordZZX
[07:56:33] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[07:56:33] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[07:57:19] EternalParadox38 casts [Burning Prophet].
[07:57:22] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[07:57:29] Turn 4: SigmaAlphaMu
[07:57:32] SigmaAlphaMu plays [Island].
[07:57:47] SigmaAlphaMu casts [Honden of Cleansing Fire].
[07:58:06] Turn 5: LordZZX
[07:58:18] LordZZX casts [Elite Guardmage].
[07:58:21] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Elite Guardmage] onto the stack (When Elite Guardmage enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life and draw a card.).
[07:58:22] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[07:58:26] LordZZX draws a card with [Elite Guardmage]'s ability.
[07:58:37] EternalParadox38 casts [Rouse the Mob] targeting [Burning Prophet].
[07:58:37] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Burning Prophet] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Burning Prophet gets +1/+0 until end of turn, then scry 1.).
[07:58:44] EternalParadox38 puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[07:58:54] SigmaAlphaMu is being attacked by [Eldrazi Skyspawner].
[07:59:04] Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[07:59:26] EternalParadox38 discards [Strionic Resonator].
[07:59:26] EternalParadox38 casts [Honor the God-Pharaoh].
[07:59:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Burning Prophet] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Burning Prophet gets +1/+0 until end of turn, then scry 1.).
[07:59:30] EternalParadox38 puts 1 card on top of their library.
[07:59:30] EternalParadox38 draws two cards with [Honor the God-Pharaoh].
[07:59:31] EternalParadox38's [Honor the God-Pharaoh] creates a Zombie Army token.
[07:59:32] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[07:59:35] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[08:00:03] SigmaAlphaMu is being attacked by [Burning Prophet], [Human] token, [Human] token, and [Hanweir Garrison].
[08:00:03] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Hanweir Garrison] onto the stack (Whenever Hanweir Garrison attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and at...).
[08:00:04] EternalParadox38's [Hanweir Garrison] creates two Human tokens.
[08:00:08] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking LordZZX
[08:00:09] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking LordZZX
[08:00:10] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:00:10] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:00:22] Turn 5: SigmaAlphaMu
[08:00:23] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Honden of Cleansing Fire] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 2 life for each Shrine you control.).
[08:00:57] SigmaAlphaMu casts [Rule of Law].
[08:01:06] Turn 6: LordZZX
[08:01:08] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: why
[08:01:17] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: <3
[08:01:19] [CHAT] LordZZX: zur doesn't cast
[08:01:26] LordZZX casts [Conjurer's Closet].
[08:01:40] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Conjurer's Closet] onto the stack targeting [Watcher for Tomorrow] (At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that car...).
[08:01:46] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Watcher for Tomorrow] onto the stack (Hideaway (This land enters the battlefield tapped. When it does, look at the top four cards of y...).
[08:01:46] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Watcher for Tomorrow] onto the stack (When Watcher for Tomorrow leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into its owner's hand.).
[08:01:47] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:02:05] Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[08:02:17] EternalParadox38 casts [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:02:25] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:02:34] SigmaAlphaMu is being attacked by [Human] token, [Human] token, [Zombie Army] token, [Burning Prophet], [Human] token, [Human] token, and [Hanweir Garrison].
[08:02:34] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Hanweir Garrison] onto the stack (Whenever Hanweir Garrison attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and at...).
[08:02:35] EternalParadox38's [Hanweir Garrison] creates two Human tokens.
[08:02:37] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking SigmaAlphaMu
[08:02:38] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking SigmaAlphaMu
[08:02:39] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:02:39] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:02:46] Turn 6: SigmaAlphaMu
[08:02:47] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Honden of Cleansing Fire] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 2 life for each Shrine you control.).
[08:02:50] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: ow
[08:03:04] SigmaAlphaMu casts [Thassa's Intervention]. (X is 2) (Look at the top X cards of your library. Put up to two of them into your hand and the rest on the ...).
[08:03:15] Turn 7: LordZZX
[08:03:26] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: wow this is a slow start for me
[08:03:59] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: everyone on 4 lands
[08:06:06] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Watcher for Tomorrow].
[08:06:26] LordZZX casts [Ephemerate] targeting [Watcher for Tomorrow].
[08:06:29] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Watcher for Tomorrow] onto the stack (Hideaway (This land enters the battlefield tapped. When it does, look at the top four cards of y...).
[08:06:30] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Watcher for Tomorrow] onto the stack (When Watcher for Tomorrow leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into its owner's hand.).
[08:06:30] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:07:01] [CHAT] LordZZX: oh yeah, 1 per turn
[08:07:07] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: <3
[08:07:09] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Conjurer's Closet] onto the stack targeting [Elite Guardmage] (At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that car...).
[08:07:13] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Elite Guardmage] onto the stack (When Elite Guardmage enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life and draw a card.).
[08:07:13] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:07:16] LordZZX draws a card with [Elite Guardmage]'s ability.
[08:07:21] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: i'm not sure if rebound counts as your 1 for turn
[08:07:27] [CHAT] LordZZX: yeah
[08:07:36] LordZZX discards [Azorius Locket].
[08:07:36] LordZZX discards [Consulate Crackdown].
[08:07:36] Turn 7: EternalParadox38
[08:07:42] EternalParadox38 plays [Reliquary Tower].
[08:08:24] EternalParadox38 casts [Renegade Tactics] targeting [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:08:26] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Zada, Hedron Grinder] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, Hedron Grinder, copy that sp...).
[08:08:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Burning Prophet] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Burning Prophet gets +1/+0 until end of turn, then scry 1.).
[08:08:39] EternalParadox38 puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[08:08:49] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Renegade Tactics].
[08:08:57] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Renegade Tactics].
[08:08:59] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Renegade Tactics].
[08:09:02] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Renegade Tactics].
[08:09:02] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: not in the right colors to deny draws
[08:09:04] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Renegade Tactics].
[08:09:06] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Renegade Tactics].
[08:09:08] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Renegade Tactics].
[08:09:10] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Renegade Tactics].
[08:09:12] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Renegade Tactics].
[08:09:14] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Renegade Tactics].
[08:09:48] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: also nice 15 cards
[08:11:00] SigmaAlphaMu is being attacked by [Human] token, [Human] token, [Zada, Hedron Grinder], [Human] token, [Human] token, [Zombie Army] token, [Burning Prophet], [Human] token, [Human] token, and [Hanweir Garrison].
[08:11:00] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Hanweir Garrison] onto the stack (Whenever Hanweir Garrison attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and at...).
[08:11:06] EternalParadox38's [Hanweir Garrison] creates two Human tokens.
[08:11:09] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking SigmaAlphaMu
[08:11:10] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking SigmaAlphaMu
[08:11:11] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:11:12] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:11:19] SigmaAlphaMu has been dealt 3 total damage by EternalParadox38's commander, [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:11:25] Turn 7: SigmaAlphaMu
[08:11:26] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Honden of Cleansing Fire] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 2 life for each Shrine you control.).
[08:12:11] SigmaAlphaMu casts [Banishing Light].
[08:12:34] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Banishing Light] onto the stack targeting [Zada, Hedron Grinder] (When Banishing Light enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls u...).
[08:12:58] [CHAT] LordZZX: that reliquary tower is putting in work
[08:13:10] EternalParadox38 casts [Fists of Flame] targeting [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:13:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Zada, Hedron Grinder] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, Hedron Grinder, copy that sp...).
[08:13:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Burning Prophet] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Burning Prophet gets +1/+0 until end of turn, then scry 1.).
[08:13:30] EternalParadox38 puts 1 card on top of their library.
[08:13:33] [CHAT] LordZZX: wow, that's a good card for zada
[08:13:46] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:13:49] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:13:52] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:13:57] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:14:00] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:14:03] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:14:06] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:14:08] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:14:11] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:14:14] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:14:16] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:14:19] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Fists of Flame].
[08:14:30] SigmaAlphaMu plays [Gateway Plaza].
[08:14:31] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Gateway Plaza] onto the stack (When Gateway Plaza enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.).
[08:14:54] Turn 8: LordZZX
[08:14:55] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Ephemerate] onto the stack (Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of you...).
[08:14:57] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: good thing i made them play it out now instead of when they're punching me
[08:15:05] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: but i really need one of my board wipes
[08:15:09] LordZZX chooses not to cast [Ephemerate] with [Ephemerate]'s ability.
[08:15:17] LordZZX casts [Ur-Golem's Eye].
[08:15:36] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Watcher for Tomorrow].
[08:15:53] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Conjurer's Closet] onto the stack targeting [Watcher for Tomorrow] (At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that car...).
[08:16:02] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Watcher for Tomorrow] onto the stack (Hideaway (This land enters the battlefield tapped. When it does, look at the top four cards of y...).
[08:16:03] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Watcher for Tomorrow] onto the stack (When Watcher for Tomorrow leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into its owner's hand.).
[08:16:03] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:16:24] [CHAT] LordZZX: man, I really should have been putting lands under this guy
[08:16:53] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: at this point? yeah
[08:16:56] LordZZX discards [Court Hussar].
[08:16:56] Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[08:17:04] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[08:18:06] [CHAT] LordZZX: 26 cards but can only cast one. That rule of law is rough
[08:18:18] EternalParadox38 casts [Twinflame] targeting [Hanweir Garrison], and [Burning Prophet].
[08:18:19] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Burning Prophet] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Burning Prophet gets +1/+0 until end of turn, then scry 1.).
[08:18:32] EternalParadox38 puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[08:18:37] EternalParadox38's [Twinflame] creates a Hanweir Garrison.
[08:18:37] EternalParadox38's [Twinflame] creates a Burning Prophet.
[08:18:38] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:18:39] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:18:49] SigmaAlphaMu is being attacked by [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Zombie Army] token, [Burning Prophet], [Human] token, [Human] token, and 
[08:18:50] [Hanweir Garrison].
[08:18:50] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Hanweir Garrison] onto the stack (Whenever Hanweir Garrison attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and at...).
[08:18:52] EternalParadox38's [Hanweir Garrison] creates two Human tokens.
[08:18:55] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking SigmaAlphaMu
[08:18:56] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking SigmaAlphaMu
[08:18:57] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:18:57] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:19:01] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: wow authority neutralizes twinflame. nice
[08:19:08] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Twinflame] onto the stack (Exile tokens at the beginning of the next end step.).
[08:19:14] Turn 8: SigmaAlphaMu
[08:19:15] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Honden of Cleansing Fire] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 2 life for each Shrine you control.).
[08:19:54] SigmaAlphaMu casts [Mark of Asylum].
[08:20:06] Turn 9: LordZZX
[08:20:21] LordZZX casts [Regal Caracal].
[08:20:32] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: thank you for the health
[08:20:37] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Regal Caracal] onto the stack (When Regal Caracal enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.).
[08:20:37] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:20:41] LordZZX's [Regal Caracal] creates two Cat tokens.
[08:20:42] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:20:42] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:20:51] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Eldrazi Skyspawner].
[08:21:07] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Conjurer's Closet] onto the stack targeting [Regal Caracal] (At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that car...).
[08:21:12] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Regal Caracal] onto the stack (When Regal Caracal enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.).
[08:21:13] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:21:17] LordZZX's [Regal Caracal] creates two Cat tokens.
[08:21:19] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:21:19] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:21:22] Turn 9: EternalParadox38
[08:21:42] EternalParadox38 plays [Encroaching Wastes].
[08:22:08] EternalParadox38 casts [Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin].
[08:22:16] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:22:33] SigmaAlphaMu is being attacked by [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Zombie Army] token, [Burning Prophet], 
[08:22:33] [Human] token, [Human] token, and [Hanweir Garrison].
[08:22:34] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Hanweir Garrison] onto the stack (Whenever Hanweir Garrison attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and at...).
[08:22:37] EternalParadox38's [Hanweir Garrison] creates two Human tokens.
[08:22:38] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking SigmaAlphaMu
[08:22:39] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking SigmaAlphaMu
[08:22:40] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:22:41] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:22:57] Turn 9: SigmaAlphaMu
[08:22:58] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Honden of Cleansing Fire] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 2 life for each Shrine you control.).
[08:23:25] SigmaAlphaMu casts [Zur the Enchanter].
[08:23:47] Turn 10: LordZZX
[08:23:51] LordZZX plays [Azorius Guildgate].
[08:23:54] [CHAT] LordZZX: oh snap, a land
[08:24:07] LordZZX casts [Duplicant].
[08:24:26] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Duplicant] onto the stack targeting [Zur the Enchanter] (When Duplicant enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature.).
[08:24:27] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:24:58] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: rude
[08:25:22] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Cat] token, [Cat] token, [Regal Caracal], [Cat] token, [Cat] token, [Elite Guardmage], and [Eldrazi Skyspawner].
[08:25:41] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Conjurer's Closet] onto the stack targeting [Regal Caracal] (At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that car...).
[08:25:48] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Regal Caracal] onto the stack (When Regal Caracal enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.).
[08:25:48] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:25:53] LordZZX's [Regal Caracal] creates two Cat tokens.
[08:25:55] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:25:55] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:26:02] Turn 10: EternalParadox38
[08:26:07] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[08:27:11] EternalParadox38 casts [Uncaged Fury] targeting [Hanweir Garrison].
[08:27:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Burning Prophet] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Burning Prophet gets +1/+0 until end of turn, then scry 1.).
[08:27:19] EternalParadox38 puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[08:27:31] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: i hope you have a sweeper
[08:28:00] [CHAT] LordZZX: I don't know, my board might be stronger than his at this point
[08:28:13] SigmaAlphaMu is being attacked by [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Human] token, [Zombie Army] token, [Burning Prophet], 
[08:28:13] [Human] token, [Human] token, and [Hanweir Garrison].
[08:28:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Hanweir Garrison] onto the stack (Whenever Hanweir Garrison attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and at...).
[08:28:16] EternalParadox38's [Hanweir Garrison] creates two Human tokens.
[08:28:17] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: well it's time for me to go retune this deck
[08:28:18] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking SigmaAlphaMu
[08:28:19] EternalParadox38 puts [Human] token onto the battlefield attacking SigmaAlphaMu
[08:28:20] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:28:21] SigmaAlphaMu puts triggered ability from [Authority of the Consuls] onto the stack (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:28:22] [CHAT] SigmaAlphaMu: this should take me out
[08:28:41] SigmaAlphaMu is now a watcher.
[08:29:55] EternalParadox38 casts [Skirk Prospector].
[08:30:06] [CHAT] LordZZX: thank godness those are humans
[08:30:09] EternalParadox38 casts [Molten Birth].
[08:30:09] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Burning Prophet] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Burning Prophet gets +1/+0 until end of turn, then scry 1.).
[08:30:14] EternalParadox38 puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[08:30:17] EternalParadox38's [Molten Birth] creates two Elemental tokens.
[08:30:24] EternalParadox38 chooses 'heads'.
[08:30:24] EternalParadox38 won the flip.
[08:30:50] EternalParadox38 casts [Grapeshot] targeting [Regal Caracal].
[08:30:53] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Burning Prophet] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Burning Prophet gets +1/+0 until end of turn, then scry 1.).
[08:30:54] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Grapeshot] onto the stack (3 spells cast before Grapeshot this turn.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spel...).
[08:31:12] EternalParadox38 changes targets of [Grapeshot] to [Eldrazi Skyspawner].
[08:31:27] EternalParadox38 puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[08:31:34] Turn 11: LordZZX
[08:31:44] LordZZX plays [Coastal Tower].
[08:31:48] LordZZX casts [Azorius Cluestone].
[08:31:58] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Cat] token, [Cat] token, [Duplicant], [Cat] token, [Cat] token, [Cat] token, [Cat] token, [Watcher for Tomorrow], and [Elite Guardmage].
[08:32:07] [Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin] blocks [Cat] token.
[08:32:12] [Human] token blocks [Duplicant].
[08:32:14] [Human] token blocks [Cat] token.
[08:32:17] [Elemental] token blocks [Watcher for Tomorrow].
[08:32:20] [Elemental] token stops blocking.
[08:32:23] [Elemental] token blocks [Cat] token.
[08:32:26] [Elemental] token blocks [Cat] token.
[08:32:43] [Human] token stops blocking.
[08:32:46] [Human] token blocks [Cat] token.
[08:33:06] LordZZX casts [Time Wipe].
[08:33:16] LordZZX returns [Duplicant] to its owner's hand with [Time Wipe].
[08:33:18] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Watcher for Tomorrow] onto the stack (When Watcher for Tomorrow leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into its owner's hand.).
[08:33:22] No legal targets to choose for [Conjurer's Closet]'s triggered ability.
[08:33:25] Turn 11: EternalParadox38
[08:33:50] EternalParadox38 casts [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:33:59] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[08:34:41] EternalParadox38 casts [Hordeling Outburst].
[08:34:42] EternalParadox38's [Hordeling Outburst] creates three Goblin tokens.
[08:34:49] Turn 12: LordZZX
[08:34:54] LordZZX plays [Island].
[08:34:59] LordZZX casts [Duplicant].
[08:35:04] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Duplicant] onto the stack targeting [Zada, Hedron Grinder] (When Duplicant enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature.).
[08:35:21] LordZZX casts [Omen of the Sea].
[08:35:23] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Omen of the Sea] onto the stack (When Omen of the Sea enters the battlefield, scry 2, then draw a card.).
[08:35:28] LordZZX puts 1 card on the bottom of their library and 1 card on top of their library.
[08:35:28] LordZZX draws a card with [Omen of the Sea]'s ability.
[08:35:33] LordZZX casts [Mycosynth Wellspring].
[08:35:34] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Mycosynth Wellspring] onto the stack (When Mycosynth Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, ...).
[08:35:39] LordZZX reveals [Plains].
[08:35:42] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Conjurer's Closet] onto the stack targeting [Duplicant] (At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that car...).
[08:35:46] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Duplicant] onto the stack targeting [Duplicant] (When Duplicant enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature.).
[08:35:53] LordZZX chooses not to use [Duplicant]'s ability.
[08:35:54] Turn 12: EternalParadox38
[08:36:05] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[08:36:53] EternalParadox38 casts [Goblin Matron].
[08:36:54] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Goblin Matron] onto the stack (When Goblin Matron enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal t...).
[08:37:07] EternalParadox38 reveals [Goblin Dark-Dwellers].
[08:37:18] EternalParadox38 casts [Goblin Dark-Dwellers].
[08:37:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Goblin Dark-Dwellers] onto the stack targeting [Twinflame] (When Goblin Dark-Dwellers enters the battlefield, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with...).
[08:37:45] EternalParadox38 casts [Twinflame] from the graveyard targeting [Goblin Dark-Dwellers].
[08:37:46] EternalParadox38's [Twinflame] creates a Goblin Dark-Dwellers.
[08:38:06] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Goblin Dark-Dwellers] onto the stack targeting [Grapeshot] (When Goblin Dark-Dwellers enters the battlefield, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with...).
[08:38:13] EternalParadox38 casts [Grapeshot] from the graveyard targeting [Duplicant].
[08:38:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Grapeshot] onto the stack (3 spells cast before Grapeshot this turn.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spel...).
[08:38:32] EternalParadox38 casts [Vessel of Volatility].
[08:38:40] LordZZX is being attacked by [Goblin Dark-Dwellers], [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, and [Goblin] token.
[08:38:47] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Twinflame] onto the stack (Exile token at the beginning of the next end step.).
[08:38:49] Turn 13: LordZZX
[08:39:01] LordZZX plays [Plains].
[08:39:04] LordZZX casts [Glimmerpoint Stag].
[08:39:10] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpoint Stag] onto the stack targeting [Omen of the Sea] (When Glimmerpoint Stag enters the battlefield, exile another target permanent. Return that card to...).
[08:39:27] LordZZX casts [Evangel of Heliod].
[08:39:29] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Evangel of Heliod] onto the stack (When Evangel of Heliod enters the battlefield, create a number of 1/1 white Soldier creature token...).
[08:39:31] LordZZX's [Evangel of Heliod] creates four Soldier tokens.
[08:39:40] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Conjurer's Closet] onto the stack targeting [Evangel of Heliod] (At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that car...).
[08:39:41] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Glimmerpoint Stag] onto the stack (Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end ste...).
[08:39:45] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Omen of the Sea] onto the stack (When Omen of the Sea enters the battlefield, scry 2, then draw a card.).
[08:39:54] LordZZX puts 1 card on the bottom of their library and 1 card on top of their library.
[08:39:54] LordZZX draws a card with [Omen of the Sea]'s ability.
[08:40:02] LordZZX puts triggered ability from [Evangel of Heliod] onto the stack (When Evangel of Heliod enters the battlefield, create a number of 1/1 white Soldier creature token...).
[08:40:04] LordZZX's [Evangel of Heliod] creates four Soldier tokens.
[08:40:06] Turn 13: EternalParadox38
[08:40:22] EternalParadox38 plays [Crystal Vein].
[08:41:55] EternalParadox38 casts [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:42:27] EternalParadox38 casts [Reckless Charge] targeting [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:42:28] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Zada, Hedron Grinder] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, Hedron Grinder, copy that sp...).
[08:43:09] EternalParadox38 casts [Assault Strobe] targeting [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:43:09] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Zada, Hedron Grinder] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, Hedron Grinder, copy that sp...).
[08:43:51] EternalParadox38 casts [Infuriate] targeting [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:43:52] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Zada, Hedron Grinder] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, Hedron Grinder, copy that sp...).
[08:44:16] LordZZX is being attacked by [Zada, Hedron Grinder], [Goblin Dark-Dwellers], [Goblin Matron], [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, and [Goblin] token.
[08:44:25] EternalParadox38 casts [Dragonrage].
[08:44:40] EternalParadox38 casts [Run Amok] targeting [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:44:41] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Zada, Hedron Grinder] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, Hedron Grinder, copy that sp...).
[08:44:55] [CHAT] LordZZX: nice, gg
[08:45:07] EternalParadox38 casts [Brute Strength] targeting [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
[08:45:08] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Zada, Hedron Grinder] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, Hedron Grinder, copy that sp...).
[08:45:37] LordZZX has been dealt 15 total damage by EternalParadox38's commander, [Zada, Hedron Grinder].
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 1 Completed.
[08:45:43] LordZZX has left the game.