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Game 721631140

[Time] 1589311448
[05:24:09] PDBot has started watching.
[League] Tokenyfast by boringjesse (75750) vs Ponza by depressedduck (75871)
[05:24:12] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[05:24:16] [CHAT] DepressedDuck: hi gl
[05:24:19] DepressedDuck chooses to play first.
[05:24:25] DepressedDuck begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:24:33] [CHAT] boringjesse: you too!
[05:24:44] boringjesse mulligans to six cards.
[05:24:59] boringjesse mulligans to five cards.
[05:25:13] boringjesse puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[05:25:16] boringjesse puts [Leyline of the Meek] onto the battlefield.
[05:25:18] boringjesse puts [Leyline of the Meek] onto the battlefield.
[05:25:21] Turn 1: DepressedDuck
[05:25:22] DepressedDuck skips their draw step.
[05:25:29] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:25:33] Turn 1: boringjesse
[05:25:37] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:25:45] Turn 2: DepressedDuck
[05:25:48] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:25:52] Turn 2: boringjesse
[05:25:55] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:26:04] Turn 3: DepressedDuck
[05:26:07] DepressedDuck plays [Barbarian Ring].
[05:26:11] DepressedDuck casts [Stone Rain] targeting [Plains].
[05:26:20] boringjesse casts [Raise the Alarm].
[05:26:21] boringjesse's [Raise the Alarm] creates two Soldier tokens.
[05:26:23] Turn 3: boringjesse
[05:26:30] boringjesse plays [Secluded Steppe].
[05:26:40] DepressedDuck is being attacked by [Soldier] token and [Soldier] token.
[05:26:45] Turn 4: DepressedDuck
[05:26:55] DepressedDuck casts [Stone Rain] targeting [Plains].
[05:27:12] Turn 4: boringjesse
[05:27:16] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:27:23] DepressedDuck is being attacked by [Soldier] token and [Soldier] token.
[05:27:28] Turn 5: DepressedDuck
[05:27:46] DepressedDuck has conceded from the game.
Winner: boringjesse
Game 1 Completed.
[05:27:50] DepressedDuck has left the game.

Game 721631802

[Time] 1589311778
[05:29:38] PDBot has started watching.
[05:29:39] DepressedDuck chooses to play first.
[05:29:47] DepressedDuck begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:29:52] boringjesse begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:29:52] Turn 1: DepressedDuck
[05:29:52] DepressedDuck skips their draw step.
[05:29:54] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:30:04] Turn 1: boringjesse
[05:30:10] ThyShuffler has started watching.
[05:30:11] boringjesse plays [Secluded Steppe].
[05:30:19] Turn 2: DepressedDuck
[05:30:20] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:30:22] Turn 2: boringjesse
[05:30:36] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:30:41] boringjesse casts [Sanctimony].
[05:30:51] Turn 3: DepressedDuck
[05:30:57] DepressedDuck plays [Barbarian Ring].
[05:31:03] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:31:11] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:31:19] DepressedDuck casts [Stone Rain] targeting [Plains].
[05:31:22] Turn 3: boringjesse
[05:31:28] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:31:38] boringjesse casts [Intangible Virtue].
[05:31:39] Turn 4: DepressedDuck
[05:31:44] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:31:47] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:31:58] DepressedDuck casts [Stone Rain] targeting [Plains].
[05:31:59] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:32:12] Turn 4: boringjesse
[05:32:18] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:32:31] boringjesse casts [Honor of the Pure].
[05:32:40] Turn 5: DepressedDuck
[05:32:49] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:32:53] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:32:58] DepressedDuck casts [Stone Rain] targeting [Plains].
[05:33:04] Turn 5: boringjesse
[05:33:09] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:33:27] Turn 6: DepressedDuck
[05:33:37] boringjesse casts [Orim's Chant] targeting DepressedDuck.
[05:33:52] Turn 6: boringjesse
[05:33:58] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:34:03] boringjesse casts [Intangible Virtue].
[05:34:20] Turn 7: DepressedDuck
[05:34:25] [CHAT] boringjesse: If I can ever actually get some tokens out. It will really be something
[05:34:31] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:34:35] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:34:41] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:34:50] DepressedDuck casts [Pillage] targeting [Plains].
[05:35:01] Turn 7: boringjesse
[05:35:07] boringjesse plays [Secluded Steppe].
[05:35:17] Turn 8: DepressedDuck
[05:35:26] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:35:28] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:35:32] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:35:36] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:35:42] DepressedDuck casts [Tectonic Giant].
[05:36:00] Turn 8: boringjesse
[05:36:07] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:36:18] Turn 9: DepressedDuck
[05:36:30] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:36:36] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:36:45] DepressedDuck casts [Stone Rain] targeting [Plains].
[05:37:00] boringjesse is being attacked by [Tectonic Giant].
[05:37:04] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Tectonic Giant] onto the stack (Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you ...).
[05:37:49] DepressedDuck chooses Throes of Chaos with Tectonic Giant's ability.
[05:38:03] Turn 9: boringjesse
[05:38:12] boringjesse casts [Soul-Guide Lantern].
[05:38:13] [CHAT] DepressedDuck: lol
[05:38:25] [CHAT] DepressedDuck: aw mann how did you know?
[05:38:28] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Soul-Guide Lantern] onto the stack targeting [Pillage] (When Soul-Guide Lantern enters the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard.).
[05:38:35] Placebo has started watching.
[05:38:46] [CHAT] boringjesse: top decked
[05:39:07] [CHAT] DepressedDuck: I thought i was being original
[05:39:26] [CHAT] boringjesse: I've seen something similar one other time.
[05:39:30] boringjesse activates an ability of [Soul-Guide Lantern] ( Exile each opponent's graveyard.).
[05:39:44] Turn 10: DepressedDuck
[05:39:58] [CHAT] boringjesse: Maybe should have waited. Actually don't know what retrace means.
[05:40:03] [CHAT] boringjesse: Just spitballin here
[05:40:08] DepressedDuck casts [Throes of Chaos].
[05:40:09] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Throes of Chaos] onto the stack (Cascade).
[05:40:09] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:40:09] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:40:09] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:40:38] DepressedDuck chooses not to cast [Pyroclasm] with [Throes of Chaos]'s ability.
[05:40:58] boringjesse is being attacked by [Tectonic Giant].
[05:41:02] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Tectonic Giant] onto the stack (Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you ...).
[05:41:20] DepressedDuck chooses Slagstorm with Tectonic Giant's ability.
[05:41:41] Turn 10: boringjesse
[05:41:53] Turn 11: DepressedDuck
[05:42:09] DepressedDuck discards [Mountain].
[05:42:09] DepressedDuck casts [Throes of Chaos] from the graveyard.
[05:42:10] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Throes of Chaos] onto the stack (Cascade).
[05:42:10] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:42:10] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:42:10] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:42:37] DepressedDuck casts [Pillage] targeting [Plains].
[05:42:56] boringjesse is being attacked by [Tectonic Giant].
[05:42:59] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Tectonic Giant] onto the stack (Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you ...).
[05:43:28] DepressedDuck chooses Goblin Settler with Tectonic Giant's ability.
[05:43:29] [CHAT] boringjesse: yeah, should have waited. woops
[05:44:02] DepressedDuck plays [Forgotten Cave].
[05:44:11] Turn 11: boringjesse
[05:44:35] Turn 12: DepressedDuck
[05:44:46] DepressedDuck casts [Goblin Settler].
[05:44:46] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:44:47] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:45:01] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Goblin Settler] onto the stack targeting [Secluded Steppe] (When Goblin Settler enters the battlefield, destroy target land.).
[05:45:12] boringjesse is being attacked by [Tectonic Giant].
[05:45:15] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Tectonic Giant] onto the stack (Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you ...).
[05:45:24] DepressedDuck chooses Goblin Settler with Tectonic Giant's ability.
[05:45:41] Turn 12: boringjesse
[05:45:50] Turn 13: DepressedDuck
[05:46:01] DepressedDuck casts [Goblin Settler].
[05:46:02] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:46:02] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:46:18] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Goblin Settler] onto the stack targeting [Secluded Steppe] (When Goblin Settler enters the battlefield, destroy target land.).
[05:46:28] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Settler] and [Tectonic Giant].
[05:46:38] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Tectonic Giant] onto the stack (Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you ...).
[05:46:44] DepressedDuck chooses Chandra, Pyromaster with Tectonic Giant's ability.
[05:46:56] Turn 13: boringjesse
[05:47:08] Turn 14: DepressedDuck
[05:47:21] DepressedDuck casts [Chandra, Pyromaster].
[05:47:21] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:47:21] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:47:37] DepressedDuck activates an ability of [Chandra, Pyromaster] targeting boringjesse ( Chandra, Pyromaster deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to up to one tar...).
[05:47:52] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Settler], [Goblin Settler], and [Tectonic Giant].
[05:47:59] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Tectonic Giant] onto the stack (Tectonic Giant deals 3 damage to each opponent.).
[05:48:07] Turn 14: boringjesse
[05:48:17] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:48:25] Turn 15: DepressedDuck
[05:48:35] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[05:48:42] DepressedDuck casts [Pillage] targeting [Plains].
[05:48:51] DepressedDuck activates an ability of [Chandra, Pyromaster] ( Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.).
[05:48:55] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:49:07] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Settler], [Goblin Settler], and [Tectonic Giant].
[05:49:11] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Tectonic Giant] onto the stack (Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you ...).
[05:49:19] DepressedDuck chooses Goblin Dark-Dwellers with Tectonic Giant's ability.
[05:49:32] Turn 15: boringjesse
[05:49:37] boringjesse has conceded from the game.
Winner: DepressedDuck
Game 2 Completed.

Game 721634270

[Time] 1589313040
[05:50:40] PDBot has started watching.
[05:50:47] boringjesse chooses to play first.
[05:50:56] boringjesse begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:50:58] DepressedDuck begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:50:58] Turn 1: boringjesse
[05:50:58] boringjesse skips their draw step.
[05:51:01] boringjesse plays [Secluded Steppe].
[05:51:09] Turn 1: DepressedDuck
[05:51:11] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:51:14] Turn 2: boringjesse
[05:51:21] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:51:34] Turn 2: DepressedDuck
[05:51:39] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:51:51] boringjesse casts [Raise the Alarm].
[05:51:52] boringjesse's [Raise the Alarm] creates two Soldier tokens.
[05:51:55] Turn 3: boringjesse
[05:52:06] boringjesse casts [Intangible Virtue].
[05:52:16] DepressedDuck is being attacked by [Soldier] token and [Soldier] token.
[05:52:25] Turn 3: DepressedDuck
[05:52:28] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:52:32] DepressedDuck casts [Stone Rain] targeting [Secluded Steppe].
[05:52:35] Turn 4: boringjesse
[05:52:45] boringjesse casts [Launch the Fleet] targeting [Soldier] token.
[05:52:57] DepressedDuck is being attacked by [Soldier] token and [Soldier] token.
[05:52:57] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Soldier] token onto the stack (Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token that's tapped and attack...).
[05:52:58] boringjesse's [Soldier] token creates a Soldier token.
[05:52:58] boringjesse puts [Soldier] token onto the battlefield attacking DepressedDuck
[05:53:04] Turn 4: DepressedDuck
[05:53:08] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[05:53:19] DepressedDuck casts [Stone Rain] targeting [Plains].
[05:53:26] Turn 5: boringjesse
[05:53:37] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:53:48] DepressedDuck is being attacked by [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, and [Soldier] token.
[05:53:52] boringjesse casts [Charge].
[05:54:07] Turn 5: DepressedDuck
[05:54:13] [CHAT] boringjesse: i'll be sorry if you have pryoclasm in hand
[05:54:19] DepressedDuck casts [Pyroclasm].
[05:54:25] [CHAT] boringjesse: yep, dumb of me
[05:54:28] [CHAT] DepressedDuck: ha
[05:54:38] [CHAT] boringjesse: I get impatient.
[05:54:39] DepressedDuck plays [Forgotten Cave].
[05:54:53] [CHAT] boringjesse: Should really be more thoughtful about that. so little gained, so much lost.
[05:55:03] [CHAT] DepressedDuck:  i think you had to go for it
[05:55:08] [CHAT] boringjesse: Can't tell you how many time si've done that to myself.
[05:55:09] Turn 6: boringjesse
[05:55:27] [CHAT] DepressedDuck: 1 is not 0
[05:55:28] [CHAT] boringjesse: I mean, if I had held up, probably could have got the damage across next turn, you know
[05:55:38] boringjesse casts [Soul-Guide Lantern].
[05:55:42] [CHAT] DepressedDuck: yes that's probably better
[05:55:52] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Soul-Guide Lantern] onto the stack targeting [Stone Rain] (When Soul-Guide Lantern enters the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard.).
[05:56:10] [CHAT] boringjesse: Yeah, I really have done it ot myself before so should just know better.
[05:56:25] [CHAT] boringjesse: but, live and learn
[05:56:32] Turn 6: DepressedDuck
[05:56:43] DepressedDuck casts [Goblin Settler].
[05:56:49] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Goblin Settler] onto the stack targeting [Plains] (When Goblin Settler enters the battlefield, destroy target land.).
[05:57:08] Turn 7: boringjesse
[05:57:16] Turn 7: DepressedDuck
[05:57:35] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Settler].
[05:57:59] Turn 8: boringjesse
[05:58:14] Turn 8: DepressedDuck
[05:58:23] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Settler].
[05:58:32] Turn 9: boringjesse
[05:58:36] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:58:45] [CHAT] DepressedDuck: 1 point at a time
[05:58:58] Turn 9: DepressedDuck
[05:59:05] boringjesse casts [Orim's Chant] targeting DepressedDuck.
[05:59:32] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Settler].
[05:59:45] Turn 10: boringjesse
[05:59:48] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[05:59:51] boringjesse casts [Gather the Townsfolk].
[05:59:54] boringjesse's [Gather the Townsfolk] creates two Human tokens.
[06:00:04] Turn 10: DepressedDuck
[06:00:22] [CHAT] boringjesse: yeah, totally
[06:00:24] DepressedDuck casts [Pyroclasm].
[06:00:34] DepressedDuck casts [Pillage] targeting [Plains].
[06:00:34] [CHAT] boringjesse: by the way not too take anything away from you and your deck.
[06:00:41] [CHAT] boringjesse: great deck played well
[06:00:50] [CHAT] boringjesse: leaves no room for error
[06:01:03] [CHAT] DepressedDuck:  thanks! but throes and pyroclasm should not be in the same 60
[06:01:19] [CHAT] boringjesse: throes?
[06:01:23] Turn 11: boringjesse
[06:01:33] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[06:01:37] boringjesse casts [Sanctimony].
[06:01:51] Turn 11: DepressedDuck
[06:01:57] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[06:02:04] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:02:10] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:02:14] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:02:17] DepressedDuck casts [Goblin Settler].
[06:02:21] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Goblin Settler] onto the stack targeting [Plains] (When Goblin Settler enters the battlefield, destroy target land.).
[06:02:35] Turn 12: boringjesse
[06:02:43] boringjesse casts [Soul-Guide Lantern].
[06:02:55] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Soul-Guide Lantern] onto the stack targeting [Pyroclasm] (When Soul-Guide Lantern enters the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard.).
[06:03:07] Turn 12: DepressedDuck
[06:03:18] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Settler].
[06:03:28] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:03:33] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:03:36] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:03:41] DepressedDuck casts [Goblin Settler].
[06:03:45] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Goblin Settler] onto the stack targeting [Plains] (When Goblin Settler enters the battlefield, destroy target land.).
[06:03:54] Turn 13: boringjesse
[06:04:03] boringjesse plays [Secluded Steppe].
[06:04:14] Turn 13: DepressedDuck
[06:04:19] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:04:24] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:04:27] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:04:31] DepressedDuck casts [Goblin Settler].
[06:04:35] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Goblin Settler] onto the stack targeting [Secluded Steppe] (When Goblin Settler enters the battlefield, destroy target land.).
[06:04:43] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Settler] and [Goblin Settler].
[06:04:52] Turn 14: boringjesse
[06:05:02] Turn 14: DepressedDuck
[06:05:10] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:05:15] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:05:19] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:05:22] DepressedDuck casts [Chandra, Pyromaster].
[06:05:39] DepressedDuck activates an ability of [Chandra, Pyromaster] targeting boringjesse ( Chandra, Pyromaster deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to up to one tar...).
[06:05:48] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Settler], [Goblin Settler], and [Goblin Settler].
[06:06:00] Turn 15: boringjesse
[06:06:10] Turn 15: DepressedDuck
[06:06:15] [CHAT] boringjesse: brb
[06:06:18] DepressedDuck plays [Mountain].
[06:06:20] DepressedDuck activates an ability of [Chandra, Pyromaster] ( Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.).
[06:07:42] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Settler], [Goblin Settler], and [Goblin Settler].
[06:07:58] DepressedDuck casts [Goblin Dark-Dwellers].
[06:07:58] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:07:59] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:07:59] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:07:59] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:08:32] DepressedDuck puts triggered ability from [Goblin Dark-Dwellers] onto the stack targeting [Pillage] (When Goblin Dark-Dwellers enters the battlefield, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with...).
[06:09:00] Turn 16: boringjesse
[06:09:14] Turn 16: DepressedDuck
[06:09:26] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Dark-Dwellers], [Goblin Settler], [Goblin Settler], and [Goblin Settler].
[06:09:52] DepressedDuck activates an ability of [Chandra, Pyromaster] targeting boringjesse ( Chandra, Pyromaster deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to up to one tar...).
[06:10:01] Turn 17: boringjesse
[06:10:18] Turn 17: DepressedDuck
[06:10:23] DepressedDuck plays [Barbarian Ring].
[06:10:28] [CHAT] DepressedDuck: hA HA
[06:10:39] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Dark-Dwellers], [Goblin Settler], [Goblin Settler], and [Goblin Settler].
[06:10:53] DepressedDuck activates an ability of [Chandra, Pyromaster] targeting boringjesse ( Chandra, Pyromaster deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to up to one tar...).
[06:11:01] Turn 18: boringjesse
[06:11:12] boringjesse plays [Plains].
[06:11:36] [CHAT] DepressedDuck:  can't use the ring that's what i was ha ha about
[06:11:52] Turn 18: DepressedDuck
[06:12:05] DepressedDuck activates an ability of [Chandra, Pyromaster] ( Exile the top ten cards of your library. Choose an instant or sorcery card exiled this way and co...).
[06:12:43] DepressedDuck casts [Assault] targeting boringjesse.
[06:12:58] boringjesse is being attacked by [Goblin Dark-Dwellers], [Goblin Settler], [Goblin Settler], and [Goblin Settler].
[06:13:17] boringjesse casts [Beckon Apparition] targeting [Pyroclasm].
[06:13:27] boringjesse's [Beckon Apparition] creates a Spirit token.
[06:13:30] boringjesse puts triggered ability from [Sanctimony] onto the stack (Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.).
[06:13:55] [CHAT] boringjesse: oh yeah, right.  small margin. 
[06:14:14] [Spirit] token blocks [Goblin Dark-Dwellers].
[06:14:16] Illegal blocking - @B[Goblin Dark-Dwellers] can't be blocked except by 2 or more creatures, but only 1 are assigned to block it.
[06:14:18] Illegal blocking - @B[Goblin Dark-Dwellers] can't be blocked except by 2 or more creatures, but only 1 are assigned to block it.
[06:14:25] [Spirit] token blocks [Goblin Settler].
Winner: DepressedDuck
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: DepressedDuck: 2–1
[06:14:52] boringjesse draws their next card.