Game 716908026
[Time] 1586666808 [14:46:48] PDBot has started watching. [14:46:48] EternalParadox38 joined the game. [14:46:55] Calculatorofjustice chooses to play first. [14:46:55] Calculatorofjustice chooses [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] as their commander. [14:46:55] EternalParadox38 chooses [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] as their commander. [14:46:55] swiftwarkite2 chooses [Wort, the Raidmother] as their commander. [14:46:55] akarian chooses [Thryx, the Sudden Storm] as their commander. [14:46:57] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker[sU] has a disadvantageous bug. If control of Grave Betrayal or Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker changes between a creature dying and the delayed EOT trigger going on the stack, the new controller gets the creature rather than the player who created the delayed trigger. [14:46:57] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Thryx, the Sudden Storm[sU] has a disadvantageous bug. Thryx, the Sudden Storm doesn't make spells with X in cost uncounterable [14:47:04] Calculatorofjustice begins the game with seven cards in hand. [14:47:06] [CHAT] akarian: glhf [14:47:06] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: btw [14:47:14] EternalParadox38 mulligans to seven cards. [14:47:30] swiftwarkite2 begins the game with seven cards in hand. [14:47:36] akarian mulligans to seven cards. [14:47:36] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: this is my first hand tonight with more than 2 lands [14:47:40] EternalParadox38 begins the game with seven cards in hand. [14:47:40] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: does anyone have any ideas for what would make a good surname for an angel named Maiana who lives in a fantasy nation styled after a cross between Heaven and Mount Olympus? [14:47:42] akarian mulligans to six cards. [14:47:45] akarian mulligans to five cards. [14:47:56] akarian puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand. [14:47:56] Turn 1: Calculatorofjustice [14:48:11] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: so far i cant find any name generators that generate fantasy surnames for specific species [14:48:14] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains]. [14:48:18] Calculatorofjustice casts [Cliffside Lookout]. [14:48:21] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: manwea [14:48:27] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: her first name is maiana [14:48:38] Turn 1: EternalParadox38 [14:48:43] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: would weamane work? [14:48:54] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [14:48:56] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: sure [14:49:02] Turn 1: swiftwarkite2 [14:49:12] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: do angles usualy have surnames? [14:49:17] swiftwarkite2 plays [Mountain]. [14:49:21] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: in my screenplay they do [14:49:26] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thats why i was asking [14:49:33] Turn 1: akarian [14:49:40] akarian plays [Island]. [14:49:48] Turn 2: Calculatorofjustice [14:49:52] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains]. [14:50:06] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: hey, we have every color this game [14:50:19] akarian is being attacked by [Cliffside Lookout]. [14:50:27] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: eenie meanie miney moe [14:50:32] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: oh nice [14:50:39] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thanks for telling us you are playing green as well as black [14:50:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: ;P [14:50:47] Turn 2: EternalParadox38 [14:51:03] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [14:51:10] EternalParadox38 casts [Mesmeric Fiend]. [14:51:18] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting swiftwarkite2 (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...). [14:51:44] swiftwarkite2 reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Mountain], [Forest], [Once and Future], [Tormenting Voice], [Arms Dealer], and [Recollect]. [14:51:47] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: yeah, so the screenplay ive been writing is basically about a guy who gets transported from our world to a fantasy world. [14:51:55] Turn 2: swiftwarkite2 [14:52:00] swiftwarkite2 plays [Forest]. [14:52:00] [CHAT] akarian: thank you for telling me to look at the hand mtgo [14:52:10] swiftwarkite2 discards [Recollect]. [14:52:10] swiftwarkite2 casts [Tormenting Voice]. [14:52:17] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: he gets sent on a quest to rescue the royal prince (his alternate universe doppelganger) [14:52:19] swiftwarkite2 draws two cards with [Tormenting Voice]. [14:52:23] Turn 2: akarian [14:52:27] akarian plays [Island]. [14:52:31] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: from the tallest tower of a dragon guarded keep [14:52:35] Turn 3: Calculatorofjustice [14:52:37] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: only to find [14:52:40] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: that he's stepped into [14:52:42] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains]. [14:52:57] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: a fantasy geopolitcal situation far bigger and more complicated than he realized [14:53:03] Calculatorofjustice casts [Warclamp Mastiff]. [14:54:02] akarian is being attacked by [Cliffside Lookout]. [14:54:22] Turn 3: EternalParadox38 [14:54:26] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [14:54:29] EternalParadox38 casts [Vizier of the Scorpion]. [14:54:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [14:54:41] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: ive been having a lot of fun writing it lol [14:54:42] EternalParadox38's [Vizier of the Scorpion] creates a Zombie Army token. [14:54:53] akarian is being attacked by [Mesmeric Fiend]. [14:55:05] Turn 3: swiftwarkite2 [14:55:11] swiftwarkite2 plays [Forest]. [14:55:17] swiftwarkite2 casts [Thunderherd Migration]. [14:55:18] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: oh forgot [14:55:21] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: we should all join voice chat [14:55:24] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i just joined [14:55:44] Turn 3: akarian [14:55:47] akarian plays [Island]. [14:55:55] Turn 4: Calculatorofjustice [14:55:58] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains]. [14:56:05] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: i dont think you mike works calculator [14:56:13] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: can you hear me? [14:56:49] Calculatorofjustice casts [Angelic Exaltation]. [14:57:08] akarian is being attacked by [Warclamp Mastiff]. [14:57:09] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Angelic Exaltation] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the num...). [14:57:24] [CHAT] akarian: l;ove being the only target for playing lands [14:57:32] Turn 4: EternalParadox38 [14:57:38] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [14:57:43] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: yea but they are islands [14:57:52] EternalParadox38 casts [Bloodthrone Vampire]. [14:57:53] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: akarian, come on and join us in voice chat [14:57:56] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: you wana join the voice chat akarian [14:57:58] akarian casts [Essence Capture] targeting [Bloodthrone Vampire]. [14:58:06] EternalParadox38 casts [Plagued Rusalka]. [14:58:25] akarian is being attacked by [Zombie Army] token, [Vizier of the Scorpion], and [Mesmeric Fiend]. [14:58:39] Turn 4: swiftwarkite2 [14:58:45] swiftwarkite2 plays [Mountain]. [14:58:51] swiftwarkite2 casts [Keeper of Fables]. [14:59:12] Turn 4: akarian [14:59:15] akarian plays [Island]. [14:59:18] akarian casts [Chemister's Insight]. [14:59:23] akarian draws two cards with [Chemister's Insight]. [14:59:24] [CHAT] akarian: mull to 5 for no lands [14:59:27] [CHAT] akarian: keep a 2 lander [14:59:31] [CHAT] akarian: draw nothing but lands since [14:59:35] Turn 5: Calculatorofjustice [14:59:39] [CHAT] akarian: chemisters insight darws 1 spell 1 land [14:59:39] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains]. [14:59:42] [CHAT] akarian: and im down 9 life [15:00:32] akarian is being attacked by [Warclamp Mastiff] and [Cliffside Lookout]. [15:00:48] Calculatorofjustice activates an ability of [Cliffside Lookout] ( Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.). [15:01:12] Turn 5: EternalParadox38 [15:01:15] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [15:01:19] EternalParadox38 casts [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker]. [15:01:58] akarian is being attacked by [Plagued Rusalka] and [Mesmeric Fiend]. [15:02:10] Turn 5: swiftwarkite2 [15:02:23] akarian is being attacked by [Keeper of Fables]. [15:02:36] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Keeper of Fables] onto the stack (Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.). [15:02:40] swiftwarkite2 draws a card with [Keeper of Fables]'s ability. [15:02:43] swiftwarkite2 plays [Forest]. [15:02:48] swiftwarkite2 casts [Wort, the Raidmother]. [15:02:56] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Wort, the Raidmother] onto the stack (When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior crea...). [15:03:06] swiftwarkite2's [Wort, the Raidmother] creates two Goblin Warrior tokens. [15:03:07] Turn 5: akarian [15:03:11] akarian plays [Island]. [15:03:14] akarian discards [Lonely Sandbar]. [15:03:14] akarian cycles [Lonely Sandbar]. [15:03:23] akarian casts [Careful Consideration] (Enhanced) targeting akarian. [15:03:23] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Careful Consideration[sU] has an unclassified bug. Copy spells that care about being cast during a main phase such as Careful Consideration sometimes do not confer the main phase bonus. [15:03:26] akarian draws four cards with [Careful Consideration]. [15:03:50] akarian discards [Thassa's Emissary]. [15:03:50] akarian discards [Nyxborn Triton]. [15:04:00] Turn 6: Calculatorofjustice [15:04:03] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains]. [15:04:33] Calculatorofjustice casts [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun]. [15:06:02] akarian is being attacked by [Warclamp Mastiff]. [15:06:03] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Angelic Exaltation] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the num...). [15:06:55] Turn 6: EternalParadox38 [15:07:02] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [15:08:00] Turn 6: swiftwarkite2 [15:08:42] Calculatorofjustice is being attacked by [Goblin Warrior] token. [15:08:42] akarian is being attacked by [Goblin Warrior] token. [15:09:14] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Keeper of Fables] onto the stack (Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.). [15:09:15] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Keeper of Fables] onto the stack (Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.). [15:09:22] swiftwarkite2 draws a card with [Keeper of Fables]'s ability. [15:09:25] swiftwarkite2 draws a card with [Keeper of Fables]'s ability. [15:09:43] swiftwarkite2 casts [Nature's Lore]. [15:09:43] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Nature's Lore] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...). [15:10:13] swiftwarkite2 casts [Arms Dealer]. [15:10:32] Turn 6: akarian [15:10:37] akarian plays [Island]. [15:10:43] akarian casts [Midnight Clock]. [15:10:59] akarian casts [High Seas]. [15:10:59] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]High Seas[sU] has an unclassified bug. High Seas does not affect green creatures. [15:11:26] [CHAT] akarian: thats [15:11:29] [CHAT] akarian: a aproetty major bug [15:11:38] Turn 7: Calculatorofjustice [15:11:39] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [15:11:57] Calculatorofjustice casts [Mosquito Guard]. [15:12:02] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.). [15:13:36] akarian is being attacked by [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun], [Warclamp Mastiff], and [Cliffside Lookout]. [15:14:28] akarian has been dealt 2 total damage by Calculatorofjustice's commander, [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun]. [15:14:55] Turn 7: EternalParadox38 [15:14:56] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [15:15:06] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [15:15:09] EternalParadox38 casts [Spinning Wheel]. [15:15:42] Turn 7: swiftwarkite2 [15:15:43] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [15:16:24] swiftwarkite2 discards [Season of Growth]. [15:16:24] swiftwarkite2 casts [Honor the God-Pharaoh]. [15:16:25] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Honor the God-Pharaoh] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...). [15:16:37] swiftwarkite2 draws two cards with [Honor the God-Pharaoh]. [15:16:38] swiftwarkite2's [Honor the God-Pharaoh] creates a Zombie Army token. [15:16:44] swiftwarkite2 draws two cards with [Honor the God-Pharaoh]. [15:16:49] swiftwarkite2 plays [Mountain]. [15:17:13] swiftwarkite2 casts [Goblin Gathering]. [15:17:13] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Goblin Gathering] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...). [15:17:30] swiftwarkite2's [Goblin Gathering] creates two Goblin tokens. [15:17:36] swiftwarkite2's [Goblin Gathering] creates two Goblin tokens. [15:17:48] akarian is being attacked by [Keeper of Fables]. [15:18:06] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Keeper of Fables] onto the stack (Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.). [15:18:12] swiftwarkite2 draws a card with [Keeper of Fables]'s ability. [15:18:30] swiftwarkite2 discards [Goblin Matron]. [15:18:30] Turn 7: akarian [15:18:30] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [15:18:43] akarian plays [Island]. [15:18:53] akarian casts [Thryx, the Sudden Storm]. [15:19:12] akarian casts [Temporal Adept]. [15:19:37] Turn 8: Calculatorofjustice [15:19:38] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [15:19:48] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains]. [15:20:14] Calculatorofjustice casts [Prison Realm]. [15:20:26] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Prison Realm] onto the stack targeting [Keeper of Fables] (When Prison Realm enters the battlefield, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent contro...). [15:20:26] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Prison Realm] onto the stack (When Prison Realm enters the battlefield, scry 1.). [15:20:45] Calculatorofjustice puts 1 card on top of their library. [15:22:14] akarian is being attacked by [Warclamp Mastiff]. [15:22:14] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Angelic Exaltation] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the num...). [15:24:44] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [15:24:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [15:25:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [15:25:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [15:25:43] Turn 8: EternalParadox38 [15:25:44] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [15:26:06] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [15:26:36] EternalParadox38 casts [Disciple of Griselbrand]. [15:27:03] swiftwarkite2 activates an ability of [Arms Dealer] targeting [Plagued Rusalka] ( Arms Dealer deals 4 damage to target creature.). [15:27:43] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Arms Dealer] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [15:27:43] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [15:29:38] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: im sorry [15:29:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: that is really terrible akarian [15:29:43] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: :( [15:30:41] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin Warrior] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [15:30:42] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [15:31:13] swiftwarkite2's Arms Dealer is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets. [15:31:21] Turn 8: swiftwarkite2 [15:31:22] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [15:31:33] swiftwarkite2 plays [Mountain]. [15:32:05] swiftwarkite2 casts [Hordeling Outburst]. [15:32:05] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Hordeling Outburst] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...). [15:32:25] swiftwarkite2's [Hordeling Outburst] creates three Goblin tokens. [15:32:31] swiftwarkite2's [Hordeling Outburst] creates three Goblin tokens. [15:32:43] swiftwarkite2 casts [Goblin War Party] (Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until ...). [15:32:43] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Goblin War Party] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...). [15:33:13] swiftwarkite2's [Goblin War Party] creates three Goblin tokens. [15:33:19] swiftwarkite2's [Goblin War Party] creates three Goblin tokens. [15:33:35] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [15:33:35] [Goblin] token, [Zombie Army] token, [Goblin Warrior] token, and [Wort, the Raidmother]. [15:34:27] [Zombie Army] token blocks [Wort, the Raidmother]. [15:34:32] [Disciple of Griselbrand] blocks [Zombie Army] token. [15:34:34] [Mesmeric Fiend] blocks [Goblin Warrior] token. [15:35:03] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [15:35:05] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [15:35:06] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.). [15:35:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [15:35:30] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Plagued Rusalka to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei,...). [15:35:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...). [15:35:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...). [15:36:01] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting swiftwarkite2 (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...). [15:37:23] swiftwarkite2 reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Grumgully, the Generous], [Street Spasm], [Might of the Masses], [Overcome], and [Once and Future]. [15:38:30] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [15:38:37] EternalParadox38's [Vizier of the Scorpion] creates a Zombie Army token. [15:38:38] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: we are friends akarian [15:38:46] Turn 8: akarian [15:38:46] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [15:38:50] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: i only attacked you to draw cards [15:38:51] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: no akarian [15:38:53] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: dont listen to him [15:38:57] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: we all need to gang up on swift [15:39:13] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: kill eternal [15:39:14] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: otherwise he will win no matter what [15:39:17] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: he will combo [15:39:20] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: and we will all lose [15:39:34] akarian plays [Island]. [15:39:38] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: akarian, youve basically already lost. but you can still determine who wins [15:39:47] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: i wont attack you akarian [15:39:49] akarian casts [Cyclone Sire]. [15:39:51] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: if you attack eternal [15:39:53] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: neither will i [15:39:55] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: you can win this [15:39:59] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: if you attack swift [15:40:06] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: actually here's a better idea [15:40:09] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: if you attack swift [15:40:12] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: and help us take him down [15:40:22] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i will let you get three free attacks on me [15:40:25] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: whihc i will not block [15:40:29] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: effect damage counts for that [15:40:46] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thta will put us on a more even playing field [15:41:21] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: and i will also not get rid of any of your creatures [15:42:23] swiftwarkite2 is being attacked by [Thryx, the Sudden Storm]. [15:42:25] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: who has been atacking you all game akarian [15:42:29] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: not me [15:42:33] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: its calculator [15:42:47] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: swift will decimate us all [15:43:09] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thank you akarian, i apologize for attacking you so much [15:43:20] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: you wont regret this [15:43:29] swiftwarkite2 has been dealt 4 total damage by akarian's commander, [Thryx, the Sudden Storm]. [15:44:08] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [15:44:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.). [15:44:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [15:47:51] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [15:47:52] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [15:48:23] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [15:48:24] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...). [15:48:42] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting swiftwarkite2 (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...). [15:48:55] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Mesmeric Fiend] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [15:48:58] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [15:48:58] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.). [15:49:16] EternalParadox38's Plagued Rusalka is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets. [15:49:44] swiftwarkite2 reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Vengeful Rebirth], [Grumgully, the Generous], [Might of the Masses], [Overcome], and [Once and Future]. [15:50:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [15:50:38] Turn 9: Calculatorofjustice [15:50:39] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [15:50:57] Calculatorofjustice casts [Glorious Anthem]. [15:54:59] swiftwarkite2 is being attacked by [Mosquito Guard], [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun], [Warclamp Mastiff], and [Cliffside Lookout]. [15:55:23] Calculatorofjustice casts [Fortify] (Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.). [15:56:45] swiftwarkite2 has been dealt 5 total damage by Calculatorofjustice's commander, [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun]. [15:57:11] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [15:57:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [15:57:32] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [15:57:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...). [15:58:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting swiftwarkite2 (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...). [15:59:08] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [15:59:11] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [15:59:11] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.). [15:59:30] swiftwarkite2 reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Vengeful Rebirth], [Grumgully, the Generous], [Might of the Masses], and [Once and Future]. [16:00:58] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: akarian [16:01:03] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: you have priority [16:02:05] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [16:02:08] [CHAT] akarian: what the hell [16:02:16] [CHAT] akarian: ive set always yield to those cards [16:02:18] [CHAT] akarian: multiple times [16:02:22] [CHAT] akarian: and it keeps doing it [16:02:25] Turn 9: EternalParadox38 [16:02:26] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [16:02:39] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [16:03:28] EternalParadox38 casts [Dark Hatchling]. [16:03:43] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: hi [16:03:45] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dark Hatchling] onto the stack targeting [Wort, the Raidmother] (When Dark Hatchling enters the battlefield, destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenera...). [16:06:01] swiftwarkite2 is being attacked by [Vizier of the Scorpion], [Zombie Army] token, and [Disciple of Griselbrand]. [16:08:23] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:08:23] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:08:35] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:08:36] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:08:53] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [16:08:56] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...). [16:08:56] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...). [16:09:04] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: akarian after i kill eternal wana team up on calculator? [16:09:10] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: he has so much life [16:09:39] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i already told you that you could have several free attacks on me akarian [16:09:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: and i will not stop you [16:09:50] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i stay true to my word [16:09:54] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting swiftwarkite2 (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...). [16:10:03] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i could even up that to 4 attacks if you like [16:10:06] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Mesmeric Fiend] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:10:10] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:10:11] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.). [16:10:17] EternalParadox38's Plagued Rusalka is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets. [16:12:06] swiftwarkite2 reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Grumgully, the Generous], [Might of the Masses], and [Once and Future]. [16:13:14] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thanks for at least trying to keep me company in voice chat lol [16:13:21] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [16:13:23] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: :) [16:13:50] Turn 9: swiftwarkite2 [16:13:51] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [16:14:12] swiftwarkite2 plays [Forest]. [16:15:26] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: is your turn swift [16:15:35] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: yea [16:15:39] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: im thinking [16:17:10] swiftwarkite2 casts [Wort, the Raidmother]. [16:18:28] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Wort, the Raidmother] onto the stack (When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior crea...). [16:19:05] swiftwarkite2's [Wort, the Raidmother] creates two Goblin Warrior tokens. [16:20:05] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Zombie Army] token, and [16:20:06] [Goblin Warrior] token. [16:20:53] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: calc can you bounce wort [16:21:01] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: akarian, I mean [16:21:15] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thats a good ide [16:21:17] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: *idea [16:21:18] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: we are friends akarian [16:21:35] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: akarian, if you help eternal out [16:21:43] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i will reward you with 5 free attacks on me [16:21:55] [CHAT] akarian: i can bounce one creature [16:22:03] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: as in, 5 turns of free attacks [16:22:39] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: akarian, would you bounce is wort then? [16:22:48] [Vizier of the Scorpion] blocks [Goblin Warrior] token. [16:22:49] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: save eternal [16:22:51] [Dark Hatchling] blocks [Zombie Army] token. [16:22:54] [Plagued Rusalka] blocks [Goblin] token. [16:22:57] [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] blocks [Goblin] token. [16:23:00] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: he is eternal [16:23:02] [Disciple of Griselbrand] blocks [Goblin] token. [16:23:03] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: he ought to be eternal [16:23:10] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: dont let him die! :P [16:23:37] swiftwarkite2 casts [Might of the Masses] targeting [Goblin] token. [16:23:37] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Might of the Masses] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...). [16:23:38] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: ill let you attack me six turns [16:23:39] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: for free [16:23:40] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: It's too late now, should have asked before attack step [16:23:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: if you save him [16:23:56] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: its not too late [16:24:00] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: if he bounces wort [16:24:03] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: if you still want to you could bounce the token with might [16:24:03] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: before the damage step [16:24:16] akarian casts [Negate] targeting [Might of the Masses]. [16:24:24] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: ooh nice [16:24:59] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: actually, you should probably bounce the masses target [16:25:11] akarian activates an ability of [Temporal Adept] targeting [Goblin] token ( Return target permanent to its owner's hand.). [16:25:21] akarian returns [Goblin] token to its owner's hand with [Temporal Adept]'s ability. [16:25:32] swiftwarkite2's [Might of the Masses] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets. [16:26:19] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:26:20] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:26:31] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:26:32] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:26:44] swiftwarkite2 has conceded from the game. [16:26:50] swiftwarkite2 is now a watcher. [16:26:50] swiftwarkite2 has stopped watching. [16:26:52] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thanks akarian [16:26:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Plagued Rusalka to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei,...). [16:26:57] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [16:27:01] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...). [16:27:02] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...). [16:27:07] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: wait [16:27:10] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: did swift just concede? [16:28:01] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Calculatorofjustice (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...). [16:28:35] Calculatorofjustice reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Compulsory Rest]. [16:28:57] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [16:29:03] [CHAT] akarian: i'm suprised clock made it to 12 [16:29:17] Turn 9: akarian [16:29:18] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.). [16:29:24] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (When the twelfth hour counter is put on Midnight Clock, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your ...). [16:29:33] akarian draws seven cards with [Midnight Clock]'s ability. [16:29:34] akarian exiles [Midnight Clock] with its own ability. [16:29:38] [CHAT] akarian: oh that was dumb [16:29:39] [CHAT] akarian: oh well [16:29:41] akarian plays [Island]. [16:29:57] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: why is it still giving swift priority if he conceded? [16:29:58] [CHAT] akarian: it was really dumb in the end [16:30:02] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: bad hand? [16:30:06] [CHAT] akarian: no [16:30:09] [CHAT] akarian: i should have tapped it for 1 [16:30:11] [CHAT] akarian: before it sacced [16:30:14] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: ah [16:30:16] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: sucks :( [16:30:35] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: well remember you get 6 free turns of attacking me for free [16:30:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: before i try to attack you or block [16:30:55] akarian casts [Nyxborn Triton] for its bestow cost targeting [Thryx, the Sudden Storm]. [16:31:04] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: so thats incentive to finish off eternal first [16:31:20] akarian casts [Witching Well]. [16:31:22] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: so that you can focus on me [16:31:29] akarian puts triggered ability from [Witching Well] onto the stack (When Witching Well enters the battlefield, scry 2.). [16:31:43] akarian puts 2 cards on the bottom of their library. [16:32:38] Calculatorofjustice is being attacked by [Cyclone Sire] and [Thryx, the Sudden Storm]. [16:32:52] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: okay then [16:32:55] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thats attack number 1 [16:33:00] Calculatorofjustice has been dealt 6 total damage by akarian's commander, [Thryx, the Sudden Storm]. [16:33:27] Turn 10: Calculatorofjustice [16:33:34] Calculatorofjustice casts [Healer's Hawk]. [16:33:40] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.). [16:34:28] Calculatorofjustice casts [Compulsory Rest] targeting [Dark Hatchling]. [16:35:45] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Mosquito Guard], [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun], [Warclamp Mastiff], and [Cliffside Lookout]. [16:36:10] akarian activates an ability of [Temporal Adept] targeting [Glorious Anthem] ( Return target permanent to its owner's hand.). [16:36:15] akarian returns [Glorious Anthem] to its owner's hand with [Temporal Adept]'s ability. [16:36:19] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: NICE [16:36:36] [Mesmeric Fiend] blocks [Cliffside Lookout]. [16:36:41] [Vizier of the Scorpion] blocks [Warclamp Mastiff]. [16:36:45] [Plagued Rusalka] blocks [Mosquito Guard]. [16:36:53] [Mesmeric Fiend] stops blocking. [16:36:59] [Mesmeric Fiend] blocks [Cliffside Lookout]. [16:37:04] [Disciple of Griselbrand] blocks [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun]. [16:37:20] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:37:20] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:37:31] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.). [16:37:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:37:37] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:37:38] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.). [16:37:57] Calculatorofjustice casts [Glorious Anthem]. [16:38:07] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [16:38:10] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Plagued Rusalka to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei,...). [16:38:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...). [16:38:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...). [16:38:45] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Calculatorofjustice (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...). [16:38:48] Calculatorofjustice reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing no cards. [16:38:56] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [16:38:58] Turn 10: EternalParadox38 [16:39:48] akarian is being attacked by [Vizier of the Scorpion], [Plagued Rusalka], and [Disciple of Griselbrand]. [16:40:12] akarian is now a watcher. [16:40:19] EternalParadox38 casts [Thopter Squadron]. [16:40:33] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: well [16:40:35] [CHAT] akarian: oh tahts so good with your commander [16:40:36] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [16:40:37] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: looks like its just us remaining [16:40:45] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [16:40:51] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [16:40:53] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [16:40:57] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [16:40:58] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:41:07] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [16:41:42] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Healer's Hawk] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:41:43] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:41:59] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Healer's Hawk] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:41:59] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:42:05] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.). [16:42:21] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [16:42:25] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Thopter Squadron to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei...). [16:42:25] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...). [16:42:45] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [16:42:51] Turn 11: Calculatorofjustice [16:42:57] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains]. [16:44:06] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun]. [16:44:07] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Angelic Exaltation] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the num...). [16:44:24] [Zombie Army] token blocks [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun]. [16:44:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: well [16:44:46] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i miscalced [16:44:49] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: not enough power [16:44:56] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: or wait [16:44:57] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: im an idiot [16:45:01] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i should have used the ability [16:45:12] Calculatorofjustice casts [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun]. [16:45:16] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: or not [16:45:20] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: because i dont have enough mana [16:45:49] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: why isnt it letting me sac my mosquito [16:46:17] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: compulsatory redt is on my dark hatchling [16:46:23] Turn 11: EternalParadox38 [16:46:32] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [16:46:34] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: oh [16:46:36] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: wohops [16:46:40] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: it looks like it was on mosquito [16:46:54] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i thought someone must have cast a spell to move it [16:46:57] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: while i wasnt paying attention [16:47:15] Calculatorofjustice is being attacked by [Thopter Squadron], [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, and [Thopter] token. [16:47:39] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [16:47:42] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [16:47:46] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [16:47:53] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [16:47:56] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [16:47:57] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:48:08] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [16:48:17] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Warclamp Mastiff] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:48:18] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:48:28] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Warclamp Mastiff] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:48:28] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:48:36] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.). [16:48:53] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Mosquito Guard] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:48:54] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:49:08] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Mosquito Guard] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:49:11] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:49:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.). [16:49:33] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.). [16:49:50] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [16:49:53] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Thopter token to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, S...). [16:49:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Thopter Squadron to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei...). [16:49:57] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...). [16:49:57] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...). [16:50:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Calculatorofjustice (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...). [16:50:27] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: this is getting a bit sluggish [16:50:30] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:50:32] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i want an action packed ending [16:50:34] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:50:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.). [16:50:45] Calculatorofjustice reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing no cards. [16:50:50] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [16:50:52] Turn 12: Calculatorofjustice [16:51:21] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: dangit [16:51:22] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.). [16:51:28] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: oh wait [16:51:32] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i pressed turn off auto yields in time [16:51:44] Calculatorofjustice casts [Gauntlets of Light] targeting [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun]. [16:52:13] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: actually [16:52:19] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: im not sure i have any evasion in this deck [16:52:24] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: no way to get past all those blockers i think? [16:52:40] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.). [16:52:40] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:53:07] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.). [16:53:08] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:53:25] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [16:53:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Plagued Rusalka to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei,...). [16:53:28] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...). [16:53:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Calculatorofjustice (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...). [16:53:43] Calculatorofjustice reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing no cards. [16:53:49] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [16:53:53] Turn 12: EternalParadox38 [16:54:42] Calculatorofjustice is being attacked by [Vizier of the Scorpion], [Plagued Rusalka], [Mesmeric Fiend], [Thopter Squadron], [Disciple of Griselbrand], [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, and [Thopter] token. [16:55:22] [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] blocks [Vizier of the Scorpion]. [16:55:46] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:55:55] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp]. [16:55:58] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [16:56:01] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [16:56:05] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [16:56:08] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [16:56:12] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [16:56:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:56:19] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [16:56:23] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.). [16:56:24] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:56:36] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.). [16:56:40] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:56:40] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.). [16:56:59] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.). [16:57:00] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [16:57:17] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...). [16:57:20] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Plagued Rusalka to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei,...). [16:57:22] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Thopter Squadron to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei...). [16:57:24] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [16:57:25] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...). [16:57:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Calculatorofjustice (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...). [16:57:33] Calculatorofjustice reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing no cards. [16:57:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.). [16:57:42] Turn 13: Calculatorofjustice [16:57:50] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains]. [16:58:40] Turn 13: EternalParadox38 [16:58:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: im starting to have trouble staying awake [16:58:44] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i dont see myself winning this [16:58:49] EternalParadox38 casts [Spark Reaper]. [16:59:07] Calculatorofjustice is being attacked by [Disciple of Griselbrand], [Plagued Rusalka], [Thopter Squadron], [Vizier of the Scorpion], [Mesmeric Fiend], [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [16:59:07] [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, and [Zombie Army] token. [16:59:17] [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] blocks [Zombie Army] token. [16:59:40] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.). [16:59:41] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [17:00:10] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [17:00:15] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [17:00:19] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [17:00:23] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [17:00:27] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.). [17:00:28] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...). [17:00:36] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token. [17:00:43] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...). [17:00:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Thopter Squadron to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei...). [17:00:49] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: yeah i dont stand a chance [17:00:50] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: gg [17:00:53] Calculatorofjustice has conceded from the game. Winner: EternalParadox38 Game 1 Completed. [17:00:58] Calculatorofjustice has left the game.