Game 716908026

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[14:46:48] PDBot has started watching.
[14:46:48] EternalParadox38 joined the game.
[14:46:55] Calculatorofjustice chooses to play first.
[14:46:55] Calculatorofjustice chooses [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] as their commander.
[14:46:55] EternalParadox38 chooses [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] as their commander.
[14:46:55] swiftwarkite2 chooses [Wort, the Raidmother] as their commander.
[14:46:55] akarian chooses [Thryx, the Sudden Storm] as their commander.
[14:46:57] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
If control of Grave Betrayal or  Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker changes between a creature dying and the delayed EOT trigger going on the stack, the new controller gets the creature rather than the player who created the delayed trigger.
[14:46:57] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Thryx, the Sudden Storm[sU] has a disadvantageous bug.
Thryx, the Sudden Storm doesn't make spells with X in cost uncounterable
[14:47:04] Calculatorofjustice begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[14:47:06] [CHAT] akarian: glhf
[14:47:06] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: btw
[14:47:14] EternalParadox38 mulligans to seven cards.
[14:47:30] swiftwarkite2 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[14:47:36] akarian mulligans to seven cards.
[14:47:36] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: this is my first hand tonight with more than 2 lands
[14:47:40] EternalParadox38 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[14:47:40] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: does anyone have any ideas for what would make a good surname for an angel named Maiana who lives in a fantasy nation styled after a cross between Heaven and Mount Olympus?
[14:47:42] akarian mulligans to six cards.
[14:47:45] akarian mulligans to five cards.
[14:47:56] akarian puts two cards on the bottom of their library and begins the game with five cards in hand.
[14:47:56] Turn 1: Calculatorofjustice
[14:48:11] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: so far i cant find any name generators that generate fantasy surnames for specific species
[14:48:14] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains].
[14:48:18] Calculatorofjustice casts [Cliffside Lookout].
[14:48:21] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: manwea
[14:48:27] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: her first name is maiana
[14:48:38] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[14:48:43] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: would weamane work?
[14:48:54] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[14:48:56] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: sure
[14:49:02] Turn 1: swiftwarkite2
[14:49:12] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: do angles usualy have surnames?
[14:49:17] swiftwarkite2 plays [Mountain].
[14:49:21] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: in my screenplay they do
[14:49:26] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thats why i was asking
[14:49:33] Turn 1: akarian
[14:49:40] akarian plays [Island].
[14:49:48] Turn 2: Calculatorofjustice
[14:49:52] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains].
[14:50:06] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: hey, we have every color this game
[14:50:19] akarian is being attacked by [Cliffside Lookout].
[14:50:27] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: eenie meanie miney moe
[14:50:32] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: oh nice
[14:50:39] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thanks for telling us you are playing green as well as black
[14:50:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: ;P
[14:50:47] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[14:51:03] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[14:51:10] EternalParadox38 casts [Mesmeric Fiend].
[14:51:18] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting swiftwarkite2 (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[14:51:44] swiftwarkite2 reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Mountain], [Forest], [Once and Future], [Tormenting Voice], [Arms Dealer], and [Recollect].
[14:51:47] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: yeah, so the screenplay ive been writing is basically about a guy who gets transported from our world to a fantasy world.
[14:51:55] Turn 2: swiftwarkite2
[14:52:00] swiftwarkite2 plays [Forest].
[14:52:00] [CHAT] akarian: thank you for telling me to look at the hand mtgo
[14:52:10] swiftwarkite2 discards [Recollect].
[14:52:10] swiftwarkite2 casts [Tormenting Voice].
[14:52:17] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: he gets sent on a quest to rescue the royal prince (his alternate universe doppelganger)
[14:52:19] swiftwarkite2 draws two cards with [Tormenting Voice].
[14:52:23] Turn 2: akarian
[14:52:27] akarian plays [Island].
[14:52:31] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: from the tallest tower of a dragon guarded keep
[14:52:35] Turn 3: Calculatorofjustice
[14:52:37] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: only to find
[14:52:40] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: that he's stepped into
[14:52:42] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains].
[14:52:57] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: a fantasy geopolitcal situation far bigger and more complicated than he realized
[14:53:03] Calculatorofjustice casts [Warclamp Mastiff].
[14:54:02] akarian is being attacked by [Cliffside Lookout].
[14:54:22] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[14:54:26] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[14:54:29] EternalParadox38 casts [Vizier of the Scorpion].
[14:54:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[14:54:41] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: ive been having a lot of fun writing it lol
[14:54:42] EternalParadox38's [Vizier of the Scorpion] creates a Zombie Army token.
[14:54:53] akarian is being attacked by [Mesmeric Fiend].
[14:55:05] Turn 3: swiftwarkite2
[14:55:11] swiftwarkite2 plays [Forest].
[14:55:17] swiftwarkite2 casts [Thunderherd Migration].
[14:55:18] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: oh forgot
[14:55:21] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: we should all join voice chat
[14:55:24] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i just joined
[14:55:44] Turn 3: akarian
[14:55:47] akarian plays [Island].
[14:55:55] Turn 4: Calculatorofjustice
[14:55:58] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains].
[14:56:05] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: i dont think you mike works calculator
[14:56:13] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: can you hear me?
[14:56:49] Calculatorofjustice casts [Angelic Exaltation].
[14:57:08] akarian is being attacked by [Warclamp Mastiff].
[14:57:09] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Angelic Exaltation] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the num...).
[14:57:24] [CHAT] akarian: l;ove being the only target for playing lands
[14:57:32] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[14:57:38] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[14:57:43] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: yea but they are islands
[14:57:52] EternalParadox38 casts [Bloodthrone Vampire].
[14:57:53] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: akarian, come on and join us in voice chat
[14:57:56] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: you wana join the voice chat akarian
[14:57:58] akarian casts [Essence Capture] targeting [Bloodthrone Vampire].
[14:58:06] EternalParadox38 casts [Plagued Rusalka].
[14:58:25] akarian is being attacked by [Zombie Army] token, [Vizier of the Scorpion], and [Mesmeric Fiend].
[14:58:39] Turn 4: swiftwarkite2
[14:58:45] swiftwarkite2 plays [Mountain].
[14:58:51] swiftwarkite2 casts [Keeper of Fables].
[14:59:12] Turn 4: akarian
[14:59:15] akarian plays [Island].
[14:59:18] akarian casts [Chemister's Insight].
[14:59:23] akarian draws two cards with [Chemister's Insight].
[14:59:24] [CHAT] akarian: mull to 5 for no lands
[14:59:27] [CHAT] akarian: keep a 2 lander
[14:59:31] [CHAT] akarian: draw nothing but lands since
[14:59:35] Turn 5: Calculatorofjustice
[14:59:39] [CHAT] akarian: chemisters insight darws 1 spell 1 land
[14:59:39] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains].
[14:59:42] [CHAT] akarian: and im down 9 life
[15:00:32] akarian is being attacked by [Warclamp Mastiff] and [Cliffside Lookout].
[15:00:48] Calculatorofjustice activates an ability of [Cliffside Lookout] ( Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.).
[15:01:12] Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[15:01:15] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[15:01:19] EternalParadox38 casts [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker].
[15:01:58] akarian is being attacked by [Plagued Rusalka] and [Mesmeric Fiend].
[15:02:10] Turn 5: swiftwarkite2
[15:02:23] akarian is being attacked by [Keeper of Fables].
[15:02:36] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Keeper of Fables] onto the stack (Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.).
[15:02:40] swiftwarkite2 draws a card with [Keeper of Fables]'s ability.
[15:02:43] swiftwarkite2 plays [Forest].
[15:02:48] swiftwarkite2 casts [Wort, the Raidmother].
[15:02:56] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Wort, the Raidmother] onto the stack (When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior crea...).
[15:03:06] swiftwarkite2's [Wort, the Raidmother] creates two Goblin Warrior tokens.
[15:03:07] Turn 5: akarian
[15:03:11] akarian plays [Island].
[15:03:14] akarian discards [Lonely Sandbar].
[15:03:14] akarian cycles [Lonely Sandbar].
[15:03:23] akarian casts [Careful Consideration] (Enhanced) targeting akarian.
[15:03:23] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Careful Consideration[sU] has an unclassified bug.
Copy spells that care about being cast during a main phase such as Careful Consideration sometimes do not confer the main phase bonus.
[15:03:26] akarian draws four cards with [Careful Consideration].
[15:03:50] akarian discards [Thassa's Emissary].
[15:03:50] akarian discards [Nyxborn Triton].
[15:04:00] Turn 6: Calculatorofjustice
[15:04:03] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains].
[15:04:33] Calculatorofjustice casts [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun].
[15:06:02] akarian is being attacked by [Warclamp Mastiff].
[15:06:03] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Angelic Exaltation] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the num...).
[15:06:55] Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[15:07:02] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[15:08:00] Turn 6: swiftwarkite2
[15:08:42] Calculatorofjustice is being attacked by [Goblin Warrior] token.
[15:08:42] akarian is being attacked by [Goblin Warrior] token.
[15:09:14] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Keeper of Fables] onto the stack (Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.).
[15:09:15] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Keeper of Fables] onto the stack (Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.).
[15:09:22] swiftwarkite2 draws a card with [Keeper of Fables]'s ability.
[15:09:25] swiftwarkite2 draws a card with [Keeper of Fables]'s ability.
[15:09:43] swiftwarkite2 casts [Nature's Lore].
[15:09:43] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Nature's Lore] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...).
[15:10:13] swiftwarkite2 casts [Arms Dealer].
[15:10:32] Turn 6: akarian
[15:10:37] akarian plays [Island].
[15:10:43] akarian casts [Midnight Clock].
[15:10:59] akarian casts [High Seas].
[15:10:59] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]High Seas[sU] has an unclassified bug.
High Seas does not affect green creatures.
[15:11:26] [CHAT] akarian: thats
[15:11:29] [CHAT] akarian: a aproetty major bug
[15:11:38] Turn 7: Calculatorofjustice
[15:11:39] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[15:11:57] Calculatorofjustice casts [Mosquito Guard].
[15:12:02] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.).
[15:13:36] akarian is being attacked by [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun], [Warclamp Mastiff], and [Cliffside Lookout].
[15:14:28] akarian has been dealt 2 total damage by Calculatorofjustice's commander, [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun].
[15:14:55] Turn 7: EternalParadox38
[15:14:56] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[15:15:06] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[15:15:09] EternalParadox38 casts [Spinning Wheel].
[15:15:42] Turn 7: swiftwarkite2
[15:15:43] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[15:16:24] swiftwarkite2 discards [Season of Growth].
[15:16:24] swiftwarkite2 casts [Honor the God-Pharaoh].
[15:16:25] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Honor the God-Pharaoh] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...).
[15:16:37] swiftwarkite2 draws two cards with [Honor the God-Pharaoh].
[15:16:38] swiftwarkite2's [Honor the God-Pharaoh] creates a Zombie Army token.
[15:16:44] swiftwarkite2 draws two cards with [Honor the God-Pharaoh].
[15:16:49] swiftwarkite2 plays [Mountain].
[15:17:13] swiftwarkite2 casts [Goblin Gathering].
[15:17:13] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Goblin Gathering] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...).
[15:17:30] swiftwarkite2's [Goblin Gathering] creates two Goblin tokens.
[15:17:36] swiftwarkite2's [Goblin Gathering] creates two Goblin tokens.
[15:17:48] akarian is being attacked by [Keeper of Fables].
[15:18:06] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Keeper of Fables] onto the stack (Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.).
[15:18:12] swiftwarkite2 draws a card with [Keeper of Fables]'s ability.
[15:18:30] swiftwarkite2 discards [Goblin Matron].
[15:18:30] Turn 7: akarian
[15:18:30] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[15:18:43] akarian plays [Island].
[15:18:53] akarian casts [Thryx, the Sudden Storm].
[15:19:12] akarian casts [Temporal Adept].
[15:19:37] Turn 8: Calculatorofjustice
[15:19:38] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[15:19:48] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains].
[15:20:14] Calculatorofjustice casts [Prison Realm].
[15:20:26] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Prison Realm] onto the stack targeting [Keeper of Fables] (When Prison Realm enters the battlefield, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent contro...).
[15:20:26] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Prison Realm] onto the stack (When Prison Realm enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[15:20:45] Calculatorofjustice puts 1 card on top of their library.
[15:22:14] akarian is being attacked by [Warclamp Mastiff].
[15:22:14] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Angelic Exaltation] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the num...).
[15:24:44] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[15:24:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[15:25:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[15:25:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[15:25:43] Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[15:25:44] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[15:26:06] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[15:26:36] EternalParadox38 casts [Disciple of Griselbrand].
[15:27:03] swiftwarkite2 activates an ability of [Arms Dealer] targeting [Plagued Rusalka] ( Arms Dealer deals 4 damage to target creature.).
[15:27:43] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Arms Dealer] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[15:27:43] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[15:29:38] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: im sorry
[15:29:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: that is really terrible akarian
[15:29:43] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: :(
[15:30:41] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin Warrior] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[15:30:42] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[15:31:13] swiftwarkite2's Arms Dealer is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[15:31:21] Turn 8: swiftwarkite2
[15:31:22] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[15:31:33] swiftwarkite2 plays [Mountain].
[15:32:05] swiftwarkite2 casts [Hordeling Outburst].
[15:32:05] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Hordeling Outburst] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...).
[15:32:25] swiftwarkite2's [Hordeling Outburst] creates three Goblin tokens.
[15:32:31] swiftwarkite2's [Hordeling Outburst] creates three Goblin tokens.
[15:32:43] swiftwarkite2 casts [Goblin War Party] (Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until ...).
[15:32:43] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Goblin War Party] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...).
[15:33:13] swiftwarkite2's [Goblin War Party] creates three Goblin tokens.
[15:33:19] swiftwarkite2's [Goblin War Party] creates three Goblin tokens.
[15:33:35] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, 
[15:33:35] [Goblin] token, [Zombie Army] token, [Goblin Warrior] token, and [Wort, the Raidmother].
[15:34:27] [Zombie Army] token blocks [Wort, the Raidmother].
[15:34:32] [Disciple of Griselbrand] blocks [Zombie Army] token.
[15:34:34] [Mesmeric Fiend] blocks [Goblin Warrior] token.
[15:35:03] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[15:35:05] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[15:35:06] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[15:35:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[15:35:30] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Plagued Rusalka to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei,...).
[15:35:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...).
[15:35:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...).
[15:36:01] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting swiftwarkite2 (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[15:37:23] swiftwarkite2 reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Grumgully, the Generous], [Street Spasm], [Might of the Masses], [Overcome], and [Once and Future].
[15:38:30] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[15:38:37] EternalParadox38's [Vizier of the Scorpion] creates a Zombie Army token.
[15:38:38] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: we are friends akarian
[15:38:46] Turn 8: akarian
[15:38:46] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[15:38:50] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: i only attacked you to draw cards
[15:38:51] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: no akarian
[15:38:53] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: dont listen to him
[15:38:57] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: we all need to gang up on swift
[15:39:13] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: kill eternal
[15:39:14] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: otherwise he will win no matter what
[15:39:17] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: he will combo
[15:39:20] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: and we will all lose
[15:39:34] akarian plays [Island].
[15:39:38] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: akarian, youve basically already lost. but you can still determine who wins
[15:39:47] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: i wont attack you akarian
[15:39:49] akarian casts [Cyclone Sire].
[15:39:51] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: if you attack eternal
[15:39:53] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: neither will i
[15:39:55] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: you can win this
[15:39:59] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: if you attack swift
[15:40:06] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: actually here's a better idea
[15:40:09] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: if you attack swift
[15:40:12] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: and help us take him down
[15:40:22] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i will let you get three free attacks on me
[15:40:25] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: whihc i will not block
[15:40:29] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: effect damage counts for that
[15:40:46] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thta will put us on a more even playing field
[15:41:21] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: and i will also not get rid of any of your creatures
[15:42:23] swiftwarkite2 is being attacked by [Thryx, the Sudden Storm].
[15:42:25] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: who has been atacking you all game akarian
[15:42:29] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: not me
[15:42:33] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: its calculator
[15:42:47] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: swift will decimate us all
[15:43:09] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thank you akarian, i apologize for attacking you so much
[15:43:20] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: you wont regret this
[15:43:29] swiftwarkite2 has been dealt 4 total damage by akarian's commander, [Thryx, the Sudden Storm].
[15:44:08] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[15:44:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[15:44:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[15:47:51] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[15:47:52] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[15:48:23] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[15:48:24] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...).
[15:48:42] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting swiftwarkite2 (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[15:48:55] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Mesmeric Fiend] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[15:48:58] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[15:48:58] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[15:49:16] EternalParadox38's Plagued Rusalka is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[15:49:44] swiftwarkite2 reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Vengeful Rebirth], [Grumgully, the Generous], [Might of the Masses], [Overcome], and [Once and Future].
[15:50:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[15:50:38] Turn 9: Calculatorofjustice
[15:50:39] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[15:50:57] Calculatorofjustice casts [Glorious Anthem].
[15:54:59] swiftwarkite2 is being attacked by [Mosquito Guard], [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun], [Warclamp Mastiff], and [Cliffside Lookout].
[15:55:23] Calculatorofjustice casts [Fortify] (Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.).
[15:56:45] swiftwarkite2 has been dealt 5 total damage by Calculatorofjustice's commander, [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun].
[15:57:11] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[15:57:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[15:57:32] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[15:57:33] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...).
[15:58:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting swiftwarkite2 (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[15:59:08] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[15:59:11] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[15:59:11] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[15:59:30] swiftwarkite2 reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Vengeful Rebirth], [Grumgully, the Generous], [Might of the Masses], and [Once and Future].
[16:00:58] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: akarian
[16:01:03] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: you have priority
[16:02:05] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[16:02:08] [CHAT] akarian: what the hell
[16:02:16] [CHAT] akarian: ive set always yield to those cards
[16:02:18] [CHAT] akarian: multiple times
[16:02:22] [CHAT] akarian: and it keeps doing it
[16:02:25] Turn 9: EternalParadox38
[16:02:26] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[16:02:39] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[16:03:28] EternalParadox38 casts [Dark Hatchling].
[16:03:43] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: hi
[16:03:45] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dark Hatchling] onto the stack targeting [Wort, the Raidmother] (When Dark Hatchling enters the battlefield, destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenera...).
[16:06:01] swiftwarkite2 is being attacked by [Vizier of the Scorpion], [Zombie Army] token, and [Disciple of Griselbrand].
[16:08:23] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:08:23] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:08:35] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:08:36] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:08:53] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[16:08:56] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...).
[16:08:56] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...).
[16:09:04] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: akarian after i kill eternal wana team up on calculator?
[16:09:10] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: he has so much life
[16:09:39] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i already told you that you could have several free attacks on me akarian
[16:09:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: and i will not stop you
[16:09:50] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i stay true to my word
[16:09:54] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting swiftwarkite2 (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[16:10:03] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i could even up that to 4 attacks if you like
[16:10:06] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Mesmeric Fiend] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:10:10] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:10:11] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[16:10:17] EternalParadox38's Plagued Rusalka is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[16:12:06] swiftwarkite2 reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Grumgully, the Generous], [Might of the Masses], and [Once and Future].
[16:13:14] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thanks for at least trying to keep me company in voice chat lol
[16:13:21] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[16:13:23] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: :)
[16:13:50] Turn 9: swiftwarkite2
[16:13:51] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[16:14:12] swiftwarkite2 plays [Forest].
[16:15:26] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: is your turn swift
[16:15:35] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: yea
[16:15:39] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: im thinking
[16:17:10] swiftwarkite2 casts [Wort, the Raidmother].
[16:18:28] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Wort, the Raidmother] onto the stack (When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior crea...).
[16:19:05] swiftwarkite2's [Wort, the Raidmother] creates two Goblin Warrior tokens.
[16:20:05] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, [Zombie Army] token, and 
[16:20:06] [Goblin Warrior] token.
[16:20:53] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: calc can you bounce wort
[16:21:01] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: akarian, I mean
[16:21:15] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thats a good ide
[16:21:17] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: *idea
[16:21:18] [CHAT] swiftwarkite2: we are friends akarian
[16:21:35] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: akarian, if you help eternal out
[16:21:43] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i will reward you with 5 free attacks on me
[16:21:55] [CHAT] akarian: i can bounce one creature
[16:22:03] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: as in, 5 turns of free attacks
[16:22:39] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: akarian, would you bounce is wort then?
[16:22:48] [Vizier of the Scorpion] blocks [Goblin Warrior] token.
[16:22:49] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: save eternal
[16:22:51] [Dark Hatchling] blocks [Zombie Army] token.
[16:22:54] [Plagued Rusalka] blocks [Goblin] token.
[16:22:57] [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] blocks [Goblin] token.
[16:23:00] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: he is eternal
[16:23:02] [Disciple of Griselbrand] blocks [Goblin] token.
[16:23:03] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: he ought to be eternal
[16:23:10] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: dont let him die! :P
[16:23:37] swiftwarkite2 casts [Might of the Masses] targeting [Goblin] token.
[16:23:37] swiftwarkite2 puts triggered ability from [Might of the Masses] onto the stack (Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a co...).
[16:23:38] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: ill let you attack me six turns
[16:23:39] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: for free
[16:23:40] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: It's too late now, should have asked before attack step
[16:23:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: if you save him
[16:23:56] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: its not too late
[16:24:00] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: if he bounces wort
[16:24:03] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: if you still want to you could bounce the token with might
[16:24:03] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: before the damage step
[16:24:16] akarian casts [Negate] targeting [Might of the Masses].
[16:24:24] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: ooh nice
[16:24:59] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: actually, you should probably bounce the masses target
[16:25:11] akarian activates an ability of [Temporal Adept] targeting [Goblin] token ( Return target permanent to its owner's hand.).
[16:25:21] akarian returns [Goblin] token to its owner's hand with [Temporal Adept]'s ability.
[16:25:32] swiftwarkite2's [Might of the Masses] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[16:26:19] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Goblin] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:26:20] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:26:31] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:26:32] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:26:44] swiftwarkite2 has conceded from the game.
[16:26:50] swiftwarkite2 is now a watcher.
[16:26:50] swiftwarkite2 has stopped watching.
[16:26:52] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thanks akarian
[16:26:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Plagued Rusalka to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei,...).
[16:26:57] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[16:27:01] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...).
[16:27:02] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...).
[16:27:07] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: wait
[16:27:10] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: did swift just concede?
[16:28:01] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Calculatorofjustice (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[16:28:35] Calculatorofjustice reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing [Compulsory Rest].
[16:28:57] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[16:29:03] [CHAT] akarian: i'm suprised clock made it to 12
[16:29:17] Turn 9: akarian
[16:29:18] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock.).
[16:29:24] akarian puts triggered ability from [Midnight Clock] onto the stack (When the twelfth hour counter is put on Midnight Clock, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your ...).
[16:29:33] akarian draws seven cards with [Midnight Clock]'s ability.
[16:29:34] akarian exiles [Midnight Clock] with its own ability.
[16:29:38] [CHAT] akarian: oh that was dumb
[16:29:39] [CHAT] akarian: oh well
[16:29:41] akarian plays [Island].
[16:29:57] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: why is it still giving swift priority if he conceded?
[16:29:58] [CHAT] akarian: it was really dumb in the end
[16:30:02] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: bad hand?
[16:30:06] [CHAT] akarian: no
[16:30:09] [CHAT] akarian: i should have tapped it for 1
[16:30:11] [CHAT] akarian: before it sacced
[16:30:14] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: ah
[16:30:16] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: sucks :(
[16:30:35] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: well remember you get 6 free turns of attacking me for free
[16:30:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: before i try to attack you or block
[16:30:55] akarian casts [Nyxborn Triton] for its bestow cost targeting [Thryx, the Sudden Storm].
[16:31:04] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: so thats incentive to finish off eternal first
[16:31:20] akarian casts [Witching Well].
[16:31:22] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: so that you can focus on me
[16:31:29] akarian puts triggered ability from [Witching Well] onto the stack (When Witching Well enters the battlefield, scry 2.).
[16:31:43] akarian puts 2 cards on the bottom of their library.
[16:32:38] Calculatorofjustice is being attacked by [Cyclone Sire] and [Thryx, the Sudden Storm].
[16:32:52] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: okay then
[16:32:55] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: thats attack number 1
[16:33:00] Calculatorofjustice has been dealt 6 total damage by akarian's commander, [Thryx, the Sudden Storm].
[16:33:27] Turn 10: Calculatorofjustice
[16:33:34] Calculatorofjustice casts [Healer's Hawk].
[16:33:40] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.).
[16:34:28] Calculatorofjustice casts [Compulsory Rest] targeting [Dark Hatchling].
[16:35:45] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Mosquito Guard], [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun], [Warclamp Mastiff], and [Cliffside Lookout].
[16:36:10] akarian activates an ability of [Temporal Adept] targeting [Glorious Anthem] ( Return target permanent to its owner's hand.).
[16:36:15] akarian returns [Glorious Anthem] to its owner's hand with [Temporal Adept]'s ability.
[16:36:19] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: NICE
[16:36:36] [Mesmeric Fiend] blocks [Cliffside Lookout].
[16:36:41] [Vizier of the Scorpion] blocks [Warclamp Mastiff].
[16:36:45] [Plagued Rusalka] blocks [Mosquito Guard].
[16:36:53] [Mesmeric Fiend] stops blocking.
[16:36:59] [Mesmeric Fiend] blocks [Cliffside Lookout].
[16:37:04] [Disciple of Griselbrand] blocks [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun].
[16:37:20] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:37:20] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:37:31] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.).
[16:37:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:37:37] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:37:38] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[16:37:57] Calculatorofjustice casts [Glorious Anthem].
[16:38:07] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[16:38:10] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Plagued Rusalka to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei,...).
[16:38:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...).
[16:38:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...).
[16:38:45] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Calculatorofjustice (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[16:38:48] Calculatorofjustice reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing no cards.
[16:38:56] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[16:38:58] Turn 10: EternalParadox38
[16:39:48] akarian is being attacked by [Vizier of the Scorpion], [Plagued Rusalka], and [Disciple of Griselbrand].
[16:40:12] akarian is now a watcher.
[16:40:19] EternalParadox38 casts [Thopter Squadron].
[16:40:33] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: well
[16:40:35] [CHAT] akarian: oh tahts so good with your commander
[16:40:36] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[16:40:37] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: looks like its just us remaining
[16:40:45] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[16:40:51] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[16:40:53] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[16:40:57] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[16:40:58] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:41:07] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[16:41:42] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Healer's Hawk] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:41:43] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:41:59] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Healer's Hawk] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:41:59] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:42:05] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.).
[16:42:21] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[16:42:25] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Thopter Squadron to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei...).
[16:42:25] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...).
[16:42:45] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[16:42:51] Turn 11: Calculatorofjustice
[16:42:57] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains].
[16:44:06] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun].
[16:44:07] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Angelic Exaltation] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the num...).
[16:44:24] [Zombie Army] token blocks [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun].
[16:44:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: well
[16:44:46] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i miscalced
[16:44:49] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: not enough power
[16:44:56] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: or wait
[16:44:57] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: im an idiot
[16:45:01] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i should have used the ability
[16:45:12] Calculatorofjustice casts [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun].
[16:45:16] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: or not
[16:45:20] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: because i dont have enough mana
[16:45:49] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: why isnt it letting me sac my mosquito
[16:46:17] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: compulsatory redt is on my dark hatchling
[16:46:23] Turn 11: EternalParadox38
[16:46:32] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[16:46:34] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: oh
[16:46:36] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: wohops
[16:46:40] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: it looks like it was on mosquito
[16:46:54] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i thought someone must have cast a spell to move it
[16:46:57] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: while i wasnt paying attention
[16:47:15] Calculatorofjustice is being attacked by [Thopter Squadron], [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, and [Thopter] token.
[16:47:39] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[16:47:42] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[16:47:46] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[16:47:53] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[16:47:56] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[16:47:57] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:48:08] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[16:48:17] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Warclamp Mastiff] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:48:18] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:48:28] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Warclamp Mastiff] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:48:28] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:48:36] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.).
[16:48:53] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Mosquito Guard] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:48:54] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:49:08] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Mosquito Guard] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:49:11] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:49:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[16:49:33] Calculatorofjustice puts triggered ability from [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] onto the stack (Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.).
[16:49:50] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[16:49:53] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Thopter token to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, S...).
[16:49:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Thopter Squadron to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei...).
[16:49:57] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...).
[16:49:57] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...).
[16:50:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Calculatorofjustice (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[16:50:27] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: this is getting a bit sluggish
[16:50:30] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:50:32] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i want an action packed ending
[16:50:34] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:50:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[16:50:45] Calculatorofjustice reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing no cards.
[16:50:50] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[16:50:52] Turn 12: Calculatorofjustice
[16:51:21] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: dangit
[16:51:22] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.).
[16:51:28] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: oh wait
[16:51:32] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i pressed turn off auto yields in time
[16:51:44] Calculatorofjustice casts [Gauntlets of Light] targeting [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun].
[16:52:13] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: actually
[16:52:19] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: im not sure i have any evasion in this deck
[16:52:24] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: no way to get past all those blockers i think?
[16:52:40] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.).
[16:52:40] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:53:07] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.).
[16:53:08] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:53:25] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[16:53:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Plagued Rusalka to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei,...).
[16:53:28] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...).
[16:53:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Calculatorofjustice (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[16:53:43] Calculatorofjustice reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing no cards.
[16:53:49] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[16:53:53] Turn 12: EternalParadox38
[16:54:42] Calculatorofjustice is being attacked by [Vizier of the Scorpion], [Plagued Rusalka], [Mesmeric Fiend], [Thopter Squadron], [Disciple of Griselbrand], [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, and [Thopter] token.
[16:55:22] [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] blocks [Vizier of the Scorpion].
[16:55:46] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:55:55] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[16:55:58] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[16:56:01] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[16:56:05] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[16:56:08] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[16:56:12] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[16:56:13] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:56:19] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[16:56:23] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.).
[16:56:24] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:56:36] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.).
[16:56:40] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:56:40] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack (When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.).
[16:56:59] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Disciple of Griselbrand] ( You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.).
[16:57:00] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[16:57:17] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Disciple of Griselbrand to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if...).
[16:57:20] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Plagued Rusalka to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei,...).
[16:57:22] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Thopter Squadron to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei...).
[16:57:24] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[16:57:25] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Mesmeric Fiend to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei, ...).
[16:57:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mesmeric Fiend] onto the stack targeting Calculatorofjustice (When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a no...).
[16:57:33] Calculatorofjustice reveals their hand to [Mesmeric Fiend]'s ability, containing no cards.
[16:57:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Vizier of the Scorpion] onto the stack (When Vizier of the Scorpion enters the battlefield, amass one.).
[16:57:42] Turn 13: Calculatorofjustice
[16:57:50] Calculatorofjustice plays [Plains].
[16:58:40] Turn 13: EternalParadox38
[16:58:42] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: im starting to have trouble staying awake
[16:58:44] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: i dont see myself winning this
[16:58:49] EternalParadox38 casts [Spark Reaper].
[16:59:07] Calculatorofjustice is being attacked by [Disciple of Griselbrand], [Plagued Rusalka], [Thopter Squadron], [Vizier of the Scorpion], [Mesmeric Fiend], [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, 
[16:59:07] [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, [Thopter] token, and [Zombie Army] token.
[16:59:17] [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] blocks [Zombie Army] token.
[16:59:40] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Plagued Rusalka] targeting [Daxos, Blessed by the Sun] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
[16:59:41] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[17:00:10] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[17:00:15] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[17:00:19] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[17:00:23] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[17:00:27] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thopter Squadron] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.).
[17:00:28] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may ...).
[17:00:36] EternalParadox38's [Thopter Squadron] creates a Thopter token.
[17:00:43] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Vizier of the Scorpion to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if ...).
[17:00:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker] onto the stack (You may return Thopter Squadron to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei...).
[17:00:49] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: yeah i dont stand a chance
[17:00:50] [CHAT] Calculatorofjustice: gg
[17:00:53] Calculatorofjustice has conceded from the game.
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 1 Completed.
[17:00:58] Calculatorofjustice has left the game.