Game 681784228
[Time] 1563477596
[05:19:56] PDBot has started watching.
[05:19:56] Certini joined the game.
[05:19:56] EternalParadox38 joined the game.
[05:19:57] Uwu joined the game.
[05:20:07] EternalParadox38 chooses to play first.
[05:20:07] EternalParadox38 chooses [Riku of Two Reflections] as their commander.
[05:20:08] Certini chooses [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death] as their commander.
[05:20:08] Uwu chooses [Sisay, Weatherlight Captain] as their commander.
[05:20:13] EternalParadox38 begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:20:17] Certini mulligans to seven cards.
[05:20:26] Uwu begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:20:29] Certini begins the game with seven cards in hand.
[05:20:29] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[05:20:33] EternalParadox38 plays [Vivid Grove].
[05:20:41] Turn 1: Certini
[05:20:44] Certini plays [Swamp].
[05:20:47] Certini casts [Vampiric Rites].
[05:20:49] Turn 1: Uwu
[05:20:57] Uwu plays [Crumbling Necropolis].
[05:20:58] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[05:21:09] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[05:21:14] EternalParadox38 casts [Telling Time].
[05:21:23] EternalParadox38 put a card in his or her hand.
[05:21:36] EternalParadox38 put a card on top of their library.
[05:21:38] Turn 2: Certini
[05:21:45] Certini plays [Rakdos Guildgate].
[05:21:51] Turn 2: Uwu
[05:22:04] Uwu plays [Forest].
[05:22:07] Uwu casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[05:22:09] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[05:22:17] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[05:22:25] EternalParadox38 discards [Melek, Izzet Paragon].
[05:22:25] EternalParadox38 casts [Tormenting Voice].
[05:22:26] EternalParadox38 draws two cards with [Tormenting Voice].
[05:22:33] Turn 3: Certini
[05:22:36] Certini plays [Mountain].
[05:22:45] Certini casts [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death].
[05:23:07] Turn 3: Uwu
[05:23:19] Uwu plays [Mountain].
[05:23:32] Uwu activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
[05:23:40] Uwu reveals [Plains].
[05:23:43] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[05:23:58] EternalParadox38 casts [Mirror Sheen].
[05:24:18] Turn 4: Certini
[05:24:22] Certini plays [Swamp].
[05:24:27] Certini casts a card face down using an alternate cost.
[05:24:40] Uwu is being attacked by [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death].
[05:24:41] No legal targets to choose for [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death]'s triggered ability.
[05:24:46] Uwu has been dealt 3 total damage by Certini's commander, [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death].
[05:24:49] Turn 4: Uwu
[05:24:59] Uwu plays [Miren, the Moaning Well].
[05:25:03] Uwu casts [Mina and Denn, Wildborn].
[05:25:11] Uwu plays [Plains].
[05:25:19] Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[05:25:59] EternalParadox38 discards [Murmuring Mystic].
[05:25:59] Turn 5: Certini
[05:26:02] [CHAT] Certini: yikes
[05:26:19] Certini plays [Mountain].
[05:26:23] Certini casts [Nekrataal].
[05:26:29] Certini puts triggered ability from [Nekrataal] onto the stack targeting [Mina and Denn, Wildborn] (When Nekrataal enters the battlefield, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. That creatur...).
[05:26:37] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death].
[05:26:37] No legal targets to choose for [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death]'s triggered ability.
[05:26:43] EternalParadox38 has been dealt 3 total damage by Certini's commander, [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death].
[05:26:46] Turn 5: Uwu
[05:27:09] Uwu activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
[05:27:14] Uwu reveals [Swamp].
[05:27:16] Uwu plays [Swamp].
[05:27:18] Uwu casts [Journeyer's Kite].
[05:27:35] Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[05:27:38] EternalParadox38 plays [Lumbering Falls].
[05:27:42] Turn 6: Certini
[05:27:52] Certini plays [Swamp].
[05:28:00] Certini reveals face-down creature #1 as Ponyback Brigade.
[05:28:00] Certini activates an ability of [Vampiric Rites] ( You gain 1 life and draw a card.).
[05:28:02] Certini draws a card with [Vampiric Rites]'s ability.
[05:28:26] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death].
[05:28:26] Uwu is being attacked by [Nekrataal].
[05:28:26] Certini puts triggered ability from [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death] onto the stack targeting [Ponyback Brigade] (Whenever Alesha, Who Smiles at Death attacks, you may pay {;b;b}. If you do, return target creatur...).
[05:28:38] Certini puts [Ponyback Brigade] onto the battlefield attacking EternalParadox38
[05:28:38] Certini puts triggered ability from [Ponyback Brigade] onto the stack (When Ponyback Brigade enters the battlefield, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.).
[05:28:42] Certini's [Ponyback Brigade] creates three Goblin tokens.
[05:29:00] EternalParadox38 has been dealt 6 total damage by Certini's commander, [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death].
[05:29:14] Certini activates an ability of [Vampiric Rites] ( You gain 1 life and draw a card.).
[05:29:17] Certini draws a card with [Vampiric Rites]'s ability.
[05:29:18] Turn 6: Uwu
[05:29:33] Uwu casts [Fertilid].
[05:29:51] Uwu activates an ability of [Journeyer's Kite] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle you...).
[05:30:00] Uwu reveals [Island].
[05:30:01] Uwu plays [Island].
[05:30:05] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
[05:30:06] Turn 7: EternalParadox38
[05:30:38] EternalParadox38 casts [Talrand, Sky Summoner].
[05:30:51] Turn 7: Certini
[05:31:09] Certini casts [Diabolic Tutor].
[05:31:30] Certini plays [Plains].
[05:31:36] Certini casts [Crackling Doom].
[05:32:12] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Goblin] token, [Ponyback Brigade], and [Nekrataal].
[05:32:12] Uwu is being attacked by [Goblin] token and [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death].
[05:32:12] No legal targets to choose for [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death]'s triggered ability.
[05:32:15] Uwu activates an ability of [Spires of Orazca] targeting [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death] ( Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.).
[05:32:24] Turn 7: Uwu
[05:32:54] Uwu casts [Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion].
[05:33:05] Uwu casts [Journey to Eternity] targeting [Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion].
[05:33:09] Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[05:33:29] EternalParadox38 casts [Seething Song].
[05:33:36] EternalParadox38 casts [Mizzium Mortars] for its overload cost using an alternate cost.
[05:33:39] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Journey to Eternity] onto the stack (When enchanted creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control, then return Journey...).
[05:33:47] Turn 8: Certini
[05:34:24] Certini casts [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death].
[05:34:42] Turn 8: Uwu
[05:35:35] Certini is being attacked by [Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion].
[05:35:44] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion] onto the stack (Whenever Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, you may disca...).
[05:35:59] Uwu discards [Day of Destiny].
[05:35:59] Uwu discards [Thalia's Lancers].
[05:35:59] Uwu draws two cards with [Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion]'s ability.
[05:36:03] Uwu plays [Gods' Eye, Gate to the Reikai].
[05:36:34] Uwu casts [Yawgmoth's Vile Offering] targeting [Thalia's Lancers], and [Alesha, Who Smiles at Death].
[05:36:49] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Thalia's Lancers] onto the stack (When Thalia's Lancers enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a legendary card, re...).
[05:37:20] Uwu reveals [Kaervek the Merciless].
[05:37:36] Uwu casts [Kaervek the Merciless].
[05:37:43] Turn 9: EternalParadox38
[05:38:26] EternalParadox38 casts [Dig Through Time].
[05:38:31] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting Certini (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to any target equal to that...).
[05:38:39] [CHAT] Certini: :(
[05:39:07] EternalParadox38 plays [Mountain].
[05:39:11] EternalParadox38 casts [Rampant Growth].
[05:39:16] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting Certini (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to any target equal to that...).
[05:39:26] [CHAT] Certini: you bring a tear to my eye burd
[05:39:37] [CHAT] Uwu: :3
[05:39:50] [CHAT] Uwu: Sisay is good at consistently getting kaervek out
[05:39:57] [CHAT] Uwu: seems like
[05:39:59] Turn 9: Certini
[05:40:10] Byvci has started watching.
[05:40:12] Certini casts [Gonti, Lord of Luxury].
[05:40:17] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting Certini (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to any target equal to that...).
[05:40:25] Certini puts triggered ability from [Gonti, Lord of Luxury] onto the stack targeting Uwu (When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's...).
[05:40:46] [CHAT] Uwu: spinning the wheel of good times?
[05:40:50] [CHAT] Uwu: theres lots of goodies
[05:41:24] Certini casts [Hidden Stockpile].
[05:41:33] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting EternalParadox38 (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to any target equal to that...).
[05:41:42] Turn 9: Uwu
[05:41:51] Uwu plays [Arcane Sanctum].
[05:42:09] Uwu casts [Blackblade Reforged].
[05:42:21] [CHAT] Certini: oh I'm so dead
[05:42:40] Uwu activates an ability of [Blackblade Reforged] targeting [Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion] (Equip legendary creature {3} ).
[05:42:59] Byvci has stopped watching.
[05:43:24] [CHAT] Uwu: i'm not confident with paradox untapping with 6 cards and mirror
[05:44:07] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Kaervek the Merciless] and [Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion].
[05:44:07] Certini is being attacked by [Thalia's Lancers].
[05:44:23] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion] onto the stack (Whenever Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, you may disca...).
[05:44:31] Uwu discards [Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker].
[05:44:31] Uwu discards [Kaya, Bane of the Dead].
[05:44:31] Uwu draws two cards with [Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion]'s ability.
[05:44:52] Uwu activates an ability of [Atzal, Cave of Eternity] targeting [Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker] ( Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.).
[05:45:07] [CHAT] Certini: why do I get the feeling that like a third of your cardds are from kamigawa
[05:45:16] Turn 10: EternalParadox38
[05:45:25] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[05:45:30] [CHAT] Uwu: what's the legend themed block with the least value?
[05:45:51] [CHAT] Uwu: :3
[05:45:53] [CHAT] Certini: legends? No wait that's not a block
[05:46:00] [CHAT] Uwu: ahahahahaha
[05:46:02] [CHAT] Uwu: you got me
[05:46:11] Turn 10: Certini
[05:46:19] [CHAT] Certini: isnt every rare creature in kamigawa a legendary
[05:46:20] Certini plays [Plains].
[05:46:33] [CHAT] Certini: gonna concede in style
[05:46:39] [CHAT] Uwu: i even have a upside down flip card.
[05:46:56] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: can style not involve killing me
[05:46:59] [CHAT] Uwu: i think sisay is gonna be the archenemy of this season
[05:47:08] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: i could theoretically topdeck something to survive
[05:47:14] [CHAT] Certini: well paradox either I'm gonna do it or he is
[05:47:29] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: i can fog 1 person
[05:47:30] Certini casts [Jaya's Immolating Inferno] targeting EternalParadox38, Uwu, and Certini. (X is 6).
[05:47:38] [CHAT] Certini: whoops
[05:47:45] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting Certini (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to any target equal to that...).
[05:47:59] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: forgot about that, i'm dead
[05:48:12] [CHAT] Uwu: welp
[05:48:45] EternalParadox38 casts [Reality Spasm] targeting [Plains], [Plains], [Rakdos Guildgate], [Mountain], and [Swamp]. (X is 5) (Untap X target permanents.).
[05:48:55] [CHAT] Certini: why didnt you copy it
[05:49:04] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Kaervek the Merciless] onto the stack targeting Certini (Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage to any target equal to that...).
[05:49:07] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: can only copy things that target me
Winner: Uwu
Game 1 Completed.
[05:49:22] Certini has left the game.
[05:49:22] Uwu has left the game.