Penny Dreadful: "PD League"
Game 679775760
[Time] 1562024385
[09:39:45] PDBot has started watching.
[League] Mono White Heros by seismicsandwich (53444) vs Mardu Control by octopuswithahammer (53514)
[09:39:48] [CHAT] PDBot: [sD] Good luck in your League match!
[09:39:54] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: gl hf'
[09:39:56] SeismicSandwich chooses to play first.
[09:39:59] SeismicSandwich keeps this hand.
[09:40:02] [CHAT] OctopusWithAHammer: same to you
[09:40:04] OctopusWithAHammer keeps this hand.
[09:40:04] Turn 1: SeismicSandwich
[09:40:04] SeismicSandwich skips their draw step.
[09:40:05] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:40:08] SeismicSandwich casts [Favored Hoplite].
[09:40:10] Turn 1: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:40:12] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Scoured Barrens].
[09:40:12] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Scoured Barrens] onto the stack (When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[09:40:19] Turn 2: SeismicSandwich
[09:40:21] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:40:23] SeismicSandwich casts [Cartouche of Solidarity] targeting [Favored Hoplite].
[09:40:24] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Favored Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Favored Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Favored Hoplite and...).
[09:40:27] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Cartouche of Solidarity] onto the stack (When Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token wit...).
[09:40:30] SeismicSandwich's [Cartouche of Solidarity] creates a Warrior token.
[09:40:34] OctopusWithAHammer is being attacked by [Favored Hoplite].
[09:40:40] Turn 2: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:40:45] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Swamp].
[09:40:47] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Orzhov Signet].
[09:40:58] Turn 3: SeismicSandwich
[09:41:00] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:41:03] SeismicSandwich casts [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer].
[09:41:07] OctopusWithAHammer is being attacked by [Favored Hoplite].
[09:41:13] Turn 3: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:41:17] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Scoured Barrens].
[09:41:17] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Scoured Barrens] onto the stack (When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[09:41:24] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Painful Truths] (with 2 colors).
[09:41:28] OctopusWithAHammer draws two cards with [Painful Truths].
[09:41:34] Turn 4: SeismicSandwich
[09:41:40] SeismicSandwich casts [Launch the Fleet] targeting [Favored Hoplite], and [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer].
[09:41:45] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Lagonna-Band Trailblazer, put a +1/+1 counter on Lagonna-Ba...).
[09:41:46] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Favored Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Favored Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Favored Hoplite and...).
[09:41:52] OctopusWithAHammer is being attacked by [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer], [Warrior] token, and [Favored Hoplite].
[09:41:52] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Favored Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token that's tapped and attack...).
[09:41:52] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer] onto the stack (Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token that's tapped and attack...).
[09:41:53] SeismicSandwich's [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer] creates a Soldier token.
[09:41:53] SeismicSandwich puts [Soldier] token onto the battlefield attacking OctopusWithAHammer
[09:41:55] SeismicSandwich's [Favored Hoplite] creates a Soldier token.
[09:41:55] SeismicSandwich puts [Soldier] token onto the battlefield attacking OctopusWithAHammer
[09:41:59] Turn 4: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:42:02] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Swamp].
[09:42:06] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Planar Outburst].
[09:42:12] SeismicSandwich casts [Emerge Unscathed] targeting [Favored Hoplite].
[09:42:12] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Favored Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Favored Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Favored Hoplite and...).
[09:42:20] SeismicSandwich chooses white.
[09:42:27] Turn 5: SeismicSandwich
[09:42:27] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Emerge Unscathed] onto the stack (Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of you...).
[09:42:32] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:42:35] Turn 5: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:42:37] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Tectonic Edge].
[09:42:40] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Scrabbling Claws].
[09:42:41] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: oopsie
[09:42:46] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: thats not how protection works
[09:42:50] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Scrabbling Claws].
[09:42:54] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:43:00] SeismicSandwich exiles [Launch the Fleet].
[09:43:02] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:43:07] SeismicSandwich exiles [Cartouche of Solidarity].
[09:43:10] Turn 6: SeismicSandwich
[09:43:12] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:43:14] Turn 6: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:43:17] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:43:22] SeismicSandwich exiles [Favored Hoplite].
[09:43:24] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:43:28] SeismicSandwich exiles [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer].
[09:43:31] Turn 7: SeismicSandwich
[09:43:33] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:43:38] Turn 7: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:43:40] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Plains].
[09:43:44] Turn 8: SeismicSandwich
[09:43:52] Turn 8: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:43:55] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Boros Signet].
[09:44:04] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Slaughter Games] targeting SeismicSandwich.
[09:44:21] OctopusWithAHammer names Favored Hoplite for [Slaughter Games].
[09:44:43] Turn 9: SeismicSandwich
[09:44:53] Turn 9: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:44:55] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Bloodfell Caves].
[09:44:55] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Bloodfell Caves] onto the stack (When Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[09:45:00] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: i swear there are creatures in this deck
[09:45:04] Turn 10: SeismicSandwich
[09:45:05] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:45:10] Turn 10: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:45:12] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Elixir of Immortality].
[09:45:16] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Elixir of Immortality] ( You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.).
[09:45:20] Turn 11: SeismicSandwich
[09:45:21] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:45:25] Turn 11: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:45:27] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Plains].
[09:45:37] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: i also love having almost half my lands in the deck in the top 20
[09:45:45] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Planar Outburst] for its awaken cost targeting [Plains].
[09:45:52] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Plains].
[09:45:56] Turn 12: SeismicSandwich
[09:45:58] SeismicSandwich casts [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:46:03] SeismicSandwich casts [Cartouche of Solidarity] targeting [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:46:05] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Cartouche of Solidarity] onto the stack (When Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token wit...).
[09:46:07] SeismicSandwich's [Cartouche of Solidarity] creates a Warrior token.
[09:46:13] Turn 12: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:46:17] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Vindicate] targeting [Warrior] token.
[09:46:23] SeismicSandwich casts [Gods Willing] targeting [Warrior] token.
[09:46:28] SeismicSandwich chooses black.
[09:46:30] SeismicSandwich puts 1 card on top of their library.
[09:46:32] OctopusWithAHammer's [Vindicate] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[09:46:35] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:46:38] SeismicSandwich exiles [Gods Willing].
[09:46:41] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:46:43] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Temple of Silence].
[09:46:43] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Temple of Silence] onto the stack (When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[09:46:47] OctopusWithAHammer puts 1 card on top of their library.
[09:46:55] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting [Vindicate] ( Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.).
[09:46:56] OctopusWithAHammer draws a card with [Scrabbling Claws]'s ability.
[09:47:01] Tommycakes has started watching.
[09:47:03] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Gravestorm].
[09:47:14] Turn 13: SeismicSandwich
[09:47:16] SeismicSandwich casts [Phalanx Leader].
[09:47:25] SeismicSandwich casts [Launch the Fleet] targeting [Phalanx Leader], [Warrior] token, and [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:47:25] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Phalanx Leader] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Phalanx Leader, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you co...).
[09:47:33] Tommycakes has stopped watching.
[09:47:56] Turn 13: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:47:57] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Gravestorm] onto the stack targeting SeismicSandwich (At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent may exile a card from their graveyard. If that pl...).
[09:48:00] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:48:03] SeismicSandwich exiles [Launch the Fleet].
[09:48:06] OctopusWithAHammer draws a card with [Gravestorm]'s ability.
[09:48:08] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Temple of Silence].
[09:48:08] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Temple of Silence] onto the stack (When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[09:48:14] OctopusWithAHammer puts 1 card on top of their library.
[09:48:22] Turn 14: SeismicSandwich
[09:48:25] SeismicSandwich casts [Phalanx Leader].
[09:48:35] Turn 14: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:48:35] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Gravestorm] onto the stack targeting SeismicSandwich (At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent may exile a card from their graveyard. If that pl...).
[09:48:39] OctopusWithAHammer draws a card with [Gravestorm]'s ability.
[09:48:44] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Temple of Silence].
[09:48:44] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Temple of Silence] onto the stack (When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[09:48:48] OctopusWithAHammer puts 1 card on top of their library.
[09:49:06] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Rakdos's Return] targeting SeismicSandwich. (X is 9).
[09:49:16] SeismicSandwich casts [Gods Willing] targeting [Phalanx Leader].
[09:49:16] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Phalanx Leader] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Phalanx Leader, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you co...).
[09:49:25] SeismicSandwich chooses black.
[09:49:27] SeismicSandwich puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[09:49:32] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:49:35] SeismicSandwich exiles [Gods Willing].
[09:49:42] Turn 15: SeismicSandwich
[09:49:44] SeismicSandwich casts [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:50:28] OctopusWithAHammer is being attacked by [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:50:39] Turn 15: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:50:40] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Gravestorm] onto the stack targeting SeismicSandwich (At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent may exile a card from their graveyard. If that pl...).
[09:50:43] OctopusWithAHammer draws a card with [Gravestorm]'s ability.
[09:50:45] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Urza's Factory].
[09:50:50] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Devour Flesh] targeting OctopusWithAHammer.
[09:50:57] OctopusWithAHammer sacrifices [Plains].
[09:51:08] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Descend upon the Sinful].
[09:51:15] OctopusWithAHammer's [Descend upon the Sinful] creates an Angel token.
[09:51:17] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Elixir of Immortality].
[09:51:22] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Elixir of Immortality] ( You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.).
[09:51:27] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:51:29] SeismicSandwich has conceded from the game.
Winner: OctopusWithAHammer
Game 1 Completed.
Game 679776882
[Time] 1562025147
[09:52:28] PDBot has started watching.
[09:52:35] SeismicSandwich keeps this hand.
[09:52:37] OctopusWithAHammer keeps this hand.
[09:52:37] Turn 1: SeismicSandwich
[09:52:37] SeismicSandwich skips their draw step.
[09:52:39] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:52:40] SeismicSandwich casts [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer].
[09:52:43] Turn 1: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:52:44] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Temple of Silence].
[09:52:44] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Temple of Silence] onto the stack (When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[09:52:50] OctopusWithAHammer puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[09:52:53] Turn 2: SeismicSandwich
[09:52:54] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:52:56] SeismicSandwich casts [Deftblade Elite].
[09:53:00] SeismicSandwich casts [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer].
[09:53:03] Turn 2: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:53:08] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Plains].
[09:53:22] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Go for the Throat] targeting [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer].
[09:53:27] Turn 3: SeismicSandwich
[09:53:29] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:53:32] SeismicSandwich casts [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:53:34] OctopusWithAHammer is being attacked by [Deftblade Elite].
[09:53:34] No legal targets to choose for [Deftblade Elite]'s triggered ability.
[09:53:38] Turn 3: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:53:41] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Boros Signet].
[09:53:43] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Scoured Barrens].
[09:53:43] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Scoured Barrens] onto the stack (When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[09:53:48] Turn 4: SeismicSandwich
[09:53:50] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:53:56] OctopusWithAHammer is being attacked by [Benevolent Bodyguard] and [Deftblade Elite].
[09:53:56] No legal targets to choose for [Deftblade Elite]'s triggered ability.
[09:53:59] Turn 4: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:54:01] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Plains].
[09:54:04] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Orbs of Warding].
[09:54:09] Turn 5: SeismicSandwich
[09:54:14] SeismicSandwich casts [Launch the Fleet] targeting [Deftblade Elite], [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer], and [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:54:14] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Lagonna-Band Trailblazer, put a +1/+1 counter on Lagonna-Ba...).
[09:54:21] OctopusWithAHammer is being attacked by [Benevolent Bodyguard], [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer], and [Deftblade Elite].
[09:54:28] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Deftblade Elite] onto the stack (Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token that's tapped and attack...).
[09:54:29] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Benevolent Bodyguard] onto the stack (Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token that's tapped and attack...).
[09:54:32] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer] onto the stack (Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token that's tapped and attack...).
[09:54:32] No legal targets to choose for [Deftblade Elite]'s triggered ability.
[09:54:33] SeismicSandwich's [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer] creates a Soldier token.
[09:54:33] SeismicSandwich puts [Soldier] token onto the battlefield attacking OctopusWithAHammer
[09:54:34] SeismicSandwich's [Benevolent Bodyguard] creates a Soldier token.
[09:54:34] SeismicSandwich puts [Soldier] token onto the battlefield attacking OctopusWithAHammer
[09:54:35] SeismicSandwich's [Deftblade Elite] creates a Soldier token.
[09:54:35] SeismicSandwich puts [Soldier] token onto the battlefield attacking OctopusWithAHammer
[09:54:49] Turn 5: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:54:51] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Bloodfell Caves].
[09:54:51] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Bloodfell Caves] onto the stack (When Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[09:55:00] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Vindicate] targeting [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer].
[09:55:07] SeismicSandwich activates an ability of [Benevolent Bodyguard] targeting [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer] ( Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.).
[09:55:10] SeismicSandwich chooses black.
[09:55:15] OctopusWithAHammer's [Vindicate] is removed from the stack because it has no legal targets.
[09:55:16] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Scrabbling Claws].
[09:55:20] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:55:23] SeismicSandwich exiles [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:55:26] Turn 6: SeismicSandwich
[09:55:29] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:55:30] SeismicSandwich casts [Favored Hoplite].
[09:55:38] Turn 6: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:55:41] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Sin Collector].
[09:55:44] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Sin Collector] onto the stack targeting SeismicSandwich (When Sin Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an insta...).
[09:55:49] SeismicSandwich reveals their hand to [Sin Collector]'s ability, containing [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:55:50] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Scoured Barrens].
[09:55:50] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Scoured Barrens] onto the stack (When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[09:55:56] Turn 7: SeismicSandwich
[09:56:01] SeismicSandwich casts [Jinxed Choker].
[09:56:04] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting SeismicSandwich ( Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.).
[09:56:08] SeismicSandwich exiles [Launch the Fleet].
[09:56:25] [CHAT] OctopusWithAHammer: bad news
[09:56:27] No legal targets to choose for [Jinxed Choker]'s triggered ability.
[09:56:29] Turn 7: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:56:37] [CHAT] OctopusWithAHammer: choker is yours
[09:56:54] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: ?
[09:56:55] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Sin Collector].
[09:57:06] [Soldier] token blocks [Sin Collector].
[09:57:21] OctopusWithAHammer activates an ability of [Scrabbling Claws] targeting [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer] ( Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.).
[09:57:22] OctopusWithAHammer draws a card with [Scrabbling Claws]'s ability.
[09:57:30] OctopusWithAHammer casts [Descend upon the Sinful].
[09:57:34] OctopusWithAHammer's [Descend upon the Sinful] creates an Angel token.
[09:57:39] Turn 8: SeismicSandwich
[09:57:39] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Jinxed Choker] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Choker deals damage to you equal to the number of charge c...).
[09:57:45] SeismicSandwich casts [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:57:47] SeismicSandwich casts [Cartouche of Solidarity] targeting [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:57:48] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Cartouche of Solidarity] onto the stack (When Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token wit...).
[09:57:49] SeismicSandwich's [Cartouche of Solidarity] creates a Warrior token.
[09:57:50] No legal targets to choose for [Jinxed Choker]'s triggered ability.
[09:57:50] Turn 8: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:57:51] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Swamp].
[09:57:56] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Angel] token.
[09:58:13] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: sick i have drawn two spells in 14 cards
[09:58:18] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: again my deck is a piece of shit to me
[09:58:26] Turn 9: SeismicSandwich
[09:58:26] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Jinxed Choker] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Choker deals damage to you equal to the number of charge c...).
[09:58:30] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:58:32] OctopusWithAHammer is being attacked by [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:58:36] No legal targets to choose for [Jinxed Choker]'s triggered ability.
[09:58:36] Turn 9: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:58:38] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Swamp].
[09:58:42] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Angel] token.
[09:58:47] Turn 10: SeismicSandwich
[09:58:47] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Jinxed Choker] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Choker deals damage to you equal to the number of charge c...).
[09:58:51] SeismicSandwich casts [Lagonna-Band Trailblazer].
[09:58:53] OctopusWithAHammer is being attacked by [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[09:58:56] No legal targets to choose for [Jinxed Choker]'s triggered ability.
[09:58:57] Turn 10: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:58:58] OctopusWithAHammer plays [Bloodfell Caves].
[09:58:58] OctopusWithAHammer puts triggered ability from [Bloodfell Caves] onto the stack (When Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[09:59:03] SeismicSandwich is being attacked by [Angel] token.
[09:59:10] Turn 11: SeismicSandwich
[09:59:10] SeismicSandwich puts triggered ability from [Jinxed Choker] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Choker deals damage to you equal to the number of charge c...).
[09:59:14] SeismicSandwich plays [Plains].
[09:59:15] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: OMFG
[09:59:21] [CHAT] SeismicSandwich: SO MANY FUCKING LANDs
[09:59:25] No legal targets to choose for [Jinxed Choker]'s triggered ability.
[09:59:25] Turn 11: OctopusWithAHammer
[09:59:27] SeismicSandwich has conceded from the game.
Winner: OctopusWithAHammer
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: OctopusWithAHammer: 2–0
[09:59:29] SeismicSandwich draws their next card.
[09:59:30] SeismicSandwich draws their next card.
[09:59:31] SeismicSandwich draws their next card.
[09:59:32] SeismicSandwich draws their next card.
[09:59:32] OctopusWithAHammer has left the game.
[09:59:33] SeismicSandwich draws their next card.
[09:59:33] SeismicSandwich draws their next card.