Game 677853024
[Time] 1560708403
[04:06:44] PDBot has started watching.
[04:06:49] jitterbeans chooses to play first.
[04:06:55] jitterbeans mulligans to 6 cards.
[04:07:00] CleverNameGoesHere keeps this hand.
[04:07:01] jitterbeans keeps this hand.
[04:07:05] jitterbeans puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[04:07:05] Turn 1: jitterbeans
[04:07:06] jitterbeans skips their draw step.
[04:07:07] jitterbeans plays [Mountain].
[04:07:08] jitterbeans casts [Stromkirk Noble].
[04:07:12] Turn 1: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:07:14] CleverNameGoesHere plays [Swamp].
[04:07:16] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Vampire Lacerator].
[04:07:19] Turn 2: jitterbeans
[04:07:31] jitterbeans plays [Keldon Megaliths].
[04:07:41] jitterbeans casts [Village Messenger].
[04:07:49] Turn 2: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:07:50] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Vampire Lacerator] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless an opponent has 10 or less life.).
[04:07:55] CleverNameGoesHere plays [Swamp].
[04:08:08] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Ankh of Mishra].
[04:08:19] Turn 3: jitterbeans
[04:08:21] jitterbeans plays [Mountain].
[04:08:21] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Ankh of Mishra] onto the stack (Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Ankh of Mishra deals 2 damage to that land's controller.).
[04:08:29] jitterbeans casts [Searing Spear] targeting [Vampire Lacerator].
[04:08:33] [CHAT] CleverNameGoesHere: rude
[04:08:36] CleverNameGoesHere is being attacked by [Village Messenger] and [Stromkirk Noble].
[04:08:39] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Stromkirk Noble] onto the stack (Whenever Stromkirk Noble deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.).
[04:08:44] Turn 3: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:08:47] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Gonti's Machinations].
[04:08:57] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Bump in the Night] targeting jitterbeans.
[04:09:05] Turn 4: jitterbeans
[04:09:23] CleverNameGoesHere is being attacked by [Village Messenger] and [Stromkirk Noble].
[04:09:26] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Stromkirk Noble] onto the stack (Whenever Stromkirk Noble deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.).
[04:09:26] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Gonti's Machinations] onto the stack (Whenever you lose life for the first time each turn, you get {E}.).
[04:09:30] CleverNameGoesHere gains 1 energy from [Gonti's Machinations]'s ability.
[04:09:33] Turn 4: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:09:33] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Village Messenger] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Village Messenger.).
[04:09:46] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Mardu Shadowspear].
[04:09:50] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Misery Charm] targeting jitterbeans (Target player loses 2 life.).
[04:09:53] Turn 5: jitterbeans
[04:09:53] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Moonrise Intruder] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Moonrise...).
[04:10:14] jitterbeans casts [Arc Trail] targeting CleverNameGoesHere (Choose target creature, planeswalker, or player to deal 2 to), and [Mardu Shadowspear] (Choose target creature, planeswalker, or player to deal 1 to).
[04:10:16] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Gonti's Machinations] onto the stack (Whenever you lose life for the first time each turn, you get {E}.).
[04:10:16] CleverNameGoesHere gains 1 energy from [Gonti's Machinations]'s ability.
[04:10:18] jitterbeans casts [Rakdos Cackler].
[04:10:26] CleverNameGoesHere is being attacked by [Village Messenger] and [Stromkirk Noble].
[04:10:28] CleverNameGoesHere activates an ability of [Gonti's Machinations] (Pay {EE}, Sacrifice Gonti's Machinations: Each opponent loses 3 life. You gain life equal to the l...).
[04:10:34] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Stromkirk Noble] onto the stack (Whenever Stromkirk Noble deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.).
[04:10:38] Turn 5: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:10:42] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Qarsi Sadist].
[04:10:49] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Qarsi Sadist] onto the stack (Exploit (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature.)).
[04:10:54] CleverNameGoesHere sacrifices [Qarsi Sadist].
[04:10:54] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Qarsi Sadist] onto the stack targeting jitterbeans (When Qarsi Sadist exploits a creature, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.).
[04:11:01] Turn 6: jitterbeans
[04:11:08] CleverNameGoesHere is being attacked by [Rakdos Cackler], [Village Messenger], and [Stromkirk Noble].
[04:11:11] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Stromkirk Noble] onto the stack (Whenever Stromkirk Noble deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.).
[04:11:14] Turn 6: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:11:14] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Village Messenger] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Village Messenger.).
[04:11:18] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Bump in the Night] targeting jitterbeans.
[04:11:22] CleverNameGoesHere has conceded from the game.
Winner: jitterbeans
Game 1 Completed.
[04:11:26] jitterbeans has left the game.
Game 677853740
[Time] 1560708700
[04:11:41] PDBot has started watching.
[04:11:45] CleverNameGoesHere chooses to play first.
[04:11:48] CleverNameGoesHere keeps this hand.
[04:11:49] jitterbeans mulligans to 6 cards.
[04:11:53] jitterbeans keeps this hand.
[04:11:54] jitterbeans puts 1 card on top of their library.
[04:11:54] Turn 1: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:11:56] CleverNameGoesHere skips their draw step.
[04:11:57] CleverNameGoesHere plays [Swamp].
[04:11:59] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Vampire Lacerator].
[04:12:01] Turn 1: jitterbeans
[04:12:03] jitterbeans plays [Mountain].
[04:12:04] jitterbeans casts [Rakdos Cackler].
[04:12:13] Turn 2: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:12:13] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Vampire Lacerator] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless an opponent has 10 or less life.).
[04:12:19] CleverNameGoesHere plays [Swamp].
[04:12:22] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Vampire Lacerator].
[04:12:24] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Mardu Shadowspear].
[04:12:27] jitterbeans is being attacked by [Vampire Lacerator].
[04:12:30] Turn 2: jitterbeans
[04:12:40] CleverNameGoesHere is being attacked by [Rakdos Cackler].
[04:12:42] [Vampire Lacerator] blocks [Rakdos Cackler].
[04:12:48] jitterbeans plays [Mountain].
[04:12:51] jitterbeans casts [Arc Trail] targeting [Vampire Lacerator] (Choose target creature, planeswalker, or player to deal 2 to), and [Mardu Shadowspear] (Choose target creature, planeswalker, or player to deal 1 to).
[04:12:55] Turn 3: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:12:58] CleverNameGoesHere plays [Swamp].
[04:13:00] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Qarsi Sadist].
[04:13:00] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Qarsi Sadist] onto the stack (Exploit (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature.)).
[04:13:05] Turn 3: jitterbeans
[04:13:11] jitterbeans casts [Abbot of Keral Keep].
[04:13:13] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Abbot of Keral Keep] onto the stack (When Abbot of Keral Keep enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of ...).
[04:13:21] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Misery Charm] targeting jitterbeans (Target player loses 2 life.).
[04:13:29] jitterbeans plays [Keldon Megaliths].
[04:13:41] Turn 4: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:13:46] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Paralyze] targeting [Abbot of Keral Keep].
[04:13:53] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Paralyze] onto the stack (When Paralyze enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.).
[04:14:02] jitterbeans is being attacked by [Qarsi Sadist].
[04:14:08] Turn 4: jitterbeans
[04:14:08] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Paralyze] onto the stack (At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {4}. If the...).
[04:14:21] jitterbeans casts [Abbot of Keral Keep].
[04:14:27] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Abbot of Keral Keep] onto the stack (When Abbot of Keral Keep enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of ...).
[04:14:31] jitterbeans plays [Mountain].
[04:14:35] jitterbeans casts [Stormblood Berserker].
[04:14:43] Turn 5: CleverNameGoesHere
[04:14:47] CleverNameGoesHere casts [Qarsi Sadist].
[04:14:50] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Qarsi Sadist] onto the stack (Exploit (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature.)).
[04:14:55] CleverNameGoesHere sacrifices [Qarsi Sadist].
[04:14:55] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Qarsi Sadist] onto the stack targeting jitterbeans (When Qarsi Sadist exploits a creature, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.).
[04:14:59] CleverNameGoesHere plays [Swamp].
[04:15:04] Turn 5: jitterbeans
[04:15:04] CleverNameGoesHere puts triggered ability from [Paralyze] onto the stack (At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {4}. If the...).
[04:15:22] jitterbeans casts [Searing Spear] targeting [Qarsi Sadist].
[04:15:22] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Abbot of Keral Keep] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[04:15:22] jitterbeans puts triggered ability from [Abbot of Keral Keep] onto the stack (Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)).
[04:15:31] CleverNameGoesHere has conceded from the game.
Winner: jitterbeans
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: jitterbeans: 2–0
[04:15:34] CleverNameGoesHere draws their next card.
[04:15:36] CleverNameGoesHere draws their next card.
[04:15:38] CleverNameGoesHere draws their next card.
[04:15:39] CleverNameGoesHere draws their next card.
[04:15:40] CleverNameGoesHere draws their next card.
[04:15:42] CleverNameGoesHere draws their next card.
[04:15:42] CleverNameGoesHere draws their next card.
[04:15:47] CleverNameGoesHere has left the game.