Game 673551452

[Time] 1557871247
[08:00:48] PDBot has started watching.
[08:00:48] zinnerzPT joined the game.
[08:00:57] Uwu chooses to play first.
[08:00:57] Uwu chooses [Karn, Silver Golem] as their commander.
[08:00:58] zinnerzPT chooses [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker] as their commander.
[08:00:58] EternalParadox38 chooses [Merieke Ri Berit] as their commander.
[08:01:07] Uwu keeps this hand.
[08:01:18] zinnerzPT mulligans to 7 cards.
[08:01:22] EternalParadox38 mulligans to 7 cards.
[08:01:26] zinnerzPT mulligans to 6 cards.
[08:01:28] EternalParadox38 keeps this hand.
[08:01:31] zinnerzPT mulligans to 5 cards.
[08:01:40] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: where the hell are the lands
[08:01:43] zinnerzPT keeps this hand.
[08:01:45] zinnerzPT puts 1 card on top of their library.
[08:01:45] Turn 1: Uwu
[08:01:50] Uwu plays [Zhalfirin Void].
[08:01:50] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Zhalfirin Void] onto the stack (When Zhalfirin Void enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[08:01:59] Uwu puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[08:02:01] Turn 1: zinnerzPT
[08:02:06] zinnerzPT plays [Bad River].
[08:02:11] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[08:02:14] EternalParadox38 plays [Evolving Wilds].
[08:02:19] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...).
[08:02:30] Turn 2: Uwu
[08:02:37] Uwu plays [Springjack Pasture].
[08:02:40] Uwu casts [Power Conduit].
[08:02:57] Turn 2: zinnerzPT
[08:03:07] zinnerzPT plays [Island].
[08:03:15] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[08:03:21] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[08:03:40] Turn 3: Uwu
[08:03:44] [CHAT] Uwu: it feels like counters are up
[08:03:47] Uwu plays [Wastes].
[08:03:54] Uwu casts [Magnifying Glass].
[08:04:06] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: F8 isn't working for me anyway
[08:04:19] Turn 3: zinnerzPT
[08:04:33] [CHAT] Uwu: still? thats awful
[08:04:34] zinnerzPT plays [Swamp].
[08:04:41] [CHAT] Uwu: also i think it does for me too
[08:04:44] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[08:04:51] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[08:04:56] [CHAT] Uwu: so i f6 at start of every turn
[08:05:06] Turn 4: Uwu
[08:05:09] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: yeah, but interaction
[08:05:12] Uwu plays [Wastes].
[08:05:23] [CHAT] Uwu: screw interaction!
[08:05:33] Turn 4: zinnerzPT
[08:06:02] zinnerzPT plays [Blighted Cataract].
[08:06:10] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[08:06:19] EternalParadox38 plays [Plains].
[08:06:26] EternalParadox38 casts [Shadowmage Infiltrator].
[08:07:00] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Bad River] ( Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your l...).
[08:07:17] zinnerzPT casts [Hinder] targeting [Shadowmage Infiltrator].
[08:07:35] zinnerzPT puts [Shadowmage Infiltrator] on the bottom of its owner's library.
[08:07:36] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: on top right?
[08:07:45] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: aw
[08:07:52] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: that's a big draw engine
[08:08:07] Uwu casts [Shimmer Myr].
[08:08:12] Turn 5: Uwu
[08:08:16] Uwu plays [Wastes].
[08:08:27] Uwu casts [Mirrorworks].
[08:08:54] [CHAT] Uwu: any words?
[08:09:09] [CHAT] Uwu: better not make enemies
[08:09:16] Turn 5: zinnerzPT
[08:09:21] zinnerzPT plays [Swamp].
[08:09:24] zinnerzPT casts [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker].
[08:09:35] Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[08:09:39] EternalParadox38 plays [Vivid Meadow].
[08:09:44] EternalParadox38 casts [Sever the Bloodline] targeting [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker].
[08:09:50] Turn 6: Uwu
[08:09:54] Uwu plays [Wastes].
[08:10:48] Uwu casts [Mindless Automaton].
[08:10:53] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Mirrorworks] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If ...).
[08:11:01] Uwu's [Mirrorworks] creates a Mindless Automaton.
[08:11:06] Turn 6: zinnerzPT
[08:11:17] zinnerzPT plays [Island].
[08:11:29] Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[08:11:51] EternalParadox38 casts [Venser's Journal].
[08:12:40] Turn 7: Uwu
[08:12:51] Uwu casts [Prismatic Lens].
[08:13:03] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Mirrorworks] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If ...).
[08:13:08] Uwu's [Mirrorworks] creates a Prismatic Lens.
[08:13:23] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Mindless Automaton].
[08:13:23] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Mindless Automaton] and [Shimmer Myr].
[08:13:37] Turn 7: zinnerzPT
[08:13:41] zinnerzPT plays [Island].
[08:13:47] zinnerzPT casts [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:14:01] Uwu casts [Thunderstaff].
[08:14:07] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Mirrorworks] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If ...).
[08:14:21] Uwu's [Mirrorworks] creates a Thunderstaff.
[08:14:36] Turn 7: EternalParadox38
[08:14:36] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Venser's Journal] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.).
[08:15:02] EternalParadox38 casts [Evil Twin].
[08:15:20] Turn 8: Uwu
[08:15:23] Uwu plays [Wastes].
[08:15:28] Uwu casts [Arcbound Reclaimer].
[08:15:38] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Mirrorworks] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If ...).
[08:15:51] Uwu's [Mirrorworks] creates an Arcbound Reclaimer.
[08:16:16] Turn 8: zinnerzPT
[08:16:28] zinnerzPT discards [Perplex].
[08:16:28] zinnerzPT transmutes [Perplex].
[08:16:40] zinnerzPT reveals [Fireshrieker].
[08:16:44] zinnerzPT casts [Go for the Throat] targeting [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:16:55] EternalParadox38 casts [Cloudshift] targeting [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:17:20] zinnerzPT's [Go for the Throat] is countered because it has no legal targets.
[08:17:44] Uwu is being attacked by [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:18:21] 3 damage caused by [Szadek, Lord of Secrets] to Uwu is replaced.
[08:18:21] 3 +1/+1 counters are added to [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:18:48] Uwu activates an ability of [Power Conduit] targeting [Mindless Automaton] ( Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.).
[08:18:57] Uwu activates an ability of [Arcbound Reclaimer] targeting [Kuldotha Forgemaster] ( Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.).
[08:19:06] Uwu activates an ability of [Mindless Automaton] ( Draw a card.).
[08:19:11] Uwu draws a card with [Mindless Automaton]'s ability.
[08:19:18] [CHAT] Uwu: feels like a factory
[08:19:20] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: Sorry, something came up, I have to go
[08:19:21] Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[08:19:21] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Venser's Journal] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.).
[08:19:30] [CHAT] Uwu: sad
[08:19:37] zinnerzPT has conceded from the game.
[08:19:39] zinnerzPT is now a watcher.
[08:19:39] [CHAT] Uwu: Bye, have a nice day/night
[08:19:42] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[08:19:59] zinnerzPT has stopped watching.
[08:20:09] EternalParadox38 casts [Merieke Ri Berit].
[08:20:45] Turn 9: Uwu
[08:20:48] Uwu plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[08:21:05] Turn 9: EternalParadox38
[08:21:06] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Venser's Journal] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.).
[08:21:19] EternalParadox38 casts [Curator's Ward] targeting [Merieke Ri Berit].
[08:22:27] EternalParadox38 casts [Vindicate] targeting [Mirrorworks].
[08:22:35] Uwu casts [Kuldotha Forgemaster].
[08:22:37] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Mirrorworks] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If ...).
[08:22:46] Uwu's [Mirrorworks] creates a Kuldotha Forgemaster.
[08:23:27] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Merieke Ri Berit] targeting [Kuldotha Forgemaster] ( Gain control of target creature for as long as you control Merieke Ri Berit. When Merieke Ri Beri...).
[08:23:45] Turn 10: Uwu
[08:24:20] Uwu activates an ability of [Mindless Automaton] ( Draw a card.).
[08:24:25] Uwu draws a card with [Mindless Automaton]'s ability.
[08:24:58] Uwu casts [Khalni Gem].
[08:25:01] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Khalni Gem] onto the stack (When Khalni Gem enters the battlefield, return two lands you control to their owner's hand.).
[08:25:08] Uwu returns [Wastes] and [Zhalfirin Void] to their owner's hand with [Khalni Gem]'s ability.
[08:25:09] Uwu plays [Zhalfirin Void].
[08:25:09] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Zhalfirin Void] onto the stack (When Zhalfirin Void enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[08:25:24] Uwu puts 1 card on top of their library.
[08:25:34] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Arcbound Reclaimer] and [Arcbound Reclaimer].
[08:25:47] [Szadek, Lord of Secrets] blocks [Arcbound Reclaimer].
[08:25:50] [Kuldotha Forgemaster] blocks [Arcbound Reclaimer].
[08:25:52] [Szadek, Lord of Secrets] stops blocking.
[08:25:54] [Szadek, Lord of Secrets] blocks [Arcbound Reclaimer].
[08:26:01] [Kuldotha Forgemaster] stops blocking.
[08:26:03] [Kuldotha Forgemaster] blocks [Arcbound Reclaimer].
[08:26:29] Uwu activates an ability of [Kuldotha Forgemaster] ( Search your library for an artifact card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your libra...).
[08:26:33] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Reclaimer] onto the stack targeting [Mindless Automaton] (When Arcbound Reclaimer is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may put its +1/+1 counte...).
[08:26:35] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Arcbound Reclaimer] onto the stack targeting [Mindless Automaton] (When Arcbound Reclaimer is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may put its +1/+1 counte...).
[08:27:55] [CHAT] Uwu: so many options
[08:29:26] Uwu activates an ability of [Mindless Automaton] ( Draw a card.).
[08:29:27] Uwu draws a card with [Mindless Automaton]'s ability.
[08:29:34] Uwu casts [Spellbook].
[08:29:37] Turn 10: EternalParadox38
[08:29:37] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Venser's Journal] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.).
[08:30:07] EternalParadox38 casts [Praetor's Grasp] targeting Uwu.
[08:30:56] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Kuldotha Forgemaster] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:35:21] Uwu is being attacked by [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:35:35] 4 damage caused by [Szadek, Lord of Secrets] to Uwu is replaced.
[08:35:35] 4 +1/+1 counters are added to [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:35:52] Uwu activates an ability of [Magnifying Glass] ( Investigate.).
[08:35:55] Uwu's [Magnifying Glass] creates a Clue token.
[08:35:57] Turn 11: Uwu
[08:36:00] Uwu plays [Wastes].
[08:36:17] Turn 11: EternalParadox38
[08:36:17] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Venser's Journal] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.).
[08:36:46] Uwu is being attacked by [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:36:55] 7 damage caused by [Szadek, Lord of Secrets] to Uwu is replaced.
[08:36:55] 7 +1/+1 counters are added to [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:37:14] EternalParadox38 casts [Royal Assassin].
[08:37:29] Uwu casts [Hedron Archive].
[08:37:39] Uwu activates an ability of [Magnifying Glass] ( Investigate.).
[08:37:43] Uwu's [Magnifying Glass] creates a Clue token.
[08:37:48] Uwu activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[08:38:00] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[08:38:17] Uwu activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
[08:38:21] Uwu draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
[08:38:31] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Khalni Gem] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:38:37] Uwu casts [Crown of Empires].
[08:38:59] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Hedron Archive] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:39:08] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Hedron Archive] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:39:18] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Hedron Archive] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:39:24] Uwu casts [Soul Conduit].
[08:40:00] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Hedron Archive] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:40:08] Uwu activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
[08:40:10] Uwu draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
[08:40:12] Turn 12: Uwu
[08:40:16] Uwu plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[08:40:21] Uwu casts [Codex Shredder].
[08:40:30] Uwu activates an ability of [Magnifying Glass] ( Investigate.).
[08:40:44] Uwu's [Magnifying Glass] creates a Clue token.
[08:40:58] Turn 12: EternalParadox38
[08:40:59] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Venser's Journal] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.).
[08:41:37] EternalParadox38 casts [Willbreaker].
[08:42:02] Uwu is being attacked by [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:42:13] 14 damage caused by [Szadek, Lord of Secrets] to Uwu is replaced.
[08:42:13] 14 +1/+1 counters are added to [Szadek, Lord of Secrets].
[08:42:57] Uwu activates an ability of [Codex Shredder] targeting [Throne of Empires] ( Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.).
[08:43:12] Uwu returns [Throne of Empires] to its owner's hand with [Codex Shredder]'s ability.
[08:43:23] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Khalni Gem] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:43:30] Uwu casts [Throne of Empires].
[08:43:51] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Khalni Gem] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:44:00] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Hedron Archive] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:44:16] Uwu activates an ability of [Kuldotha Forgemaster] ( Search your library for an artifact card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your libra...).
[08:44:24] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Royal Assassin] targeting [Kuldotha Forgemaster] ( Destroy target tapped creature.).
[08:44:24] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Willbreaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature an opponent controls becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, gai...).
[08:45:12] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Kuldotha Forgemaster] ( Search your library for an artifact card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your libra...).
[08:46:05] EternalParadox38's Royal Assassin is countered because it has no legal targets.
[08:46:54] Uwu activates an ability of [Crown of Empires] targeting [Royal Assassin] ( Tap target creature. Gain control of that creature instead if you control artifacts named Scepter...).
[08:47:05] Uwu activates an ability of [Throne of Empires] ( Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Create five of those tokens instead if you control art...).
[08:47:09] Uwu's [Throne of Empires] creates five Soldier tokens.
[08:47:35] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Throne of Empires] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:48:02] Uwu activates an ability of [Throne of Empires] ( Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Create five of those tokens instead if you control art...).
[08:48:06] Uwu's [Throne of Empires] creates five Soldier tokens.
[08:48:29] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Unbender Tine] targeting [Royal Assassin] ( Untap another target permanent.).
[08:48:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Willbreaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature an opponent controls becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, gai...).
[08:48:46] Uwu activates an ability of [Scepter of Empires] targeting EternalParadox38 ( Scepter of Empires deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. It deals 3 damage to that pla...).
[08:48:56] Turn 13: Uwu
[08:49:03] Uwu plays [Blinkmoth Well].
[08:49:12] Uwu activates an ability of [Crown of Empires] targeting [Willbreaker] ( Tap target creature. Gain control of that creature instead if you control artifacts named Scepter...).
[08:49:25] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Crown of Empires] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:49:32] Uwu activates an ability of [Crown of Empires] targeting [Szadek, Lord of Secrets] ( Tap target creature. Gain control of that creature instead if you control artifacts named Scepter...).
[08:49:33] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Willbreaker] onto the stack (Whenever a creature an opponent controls becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, gai...).
[08:49:53] Uwu casts [Urza's Blueprints].
[08:49:58] Uwu activates an ability of [Urza's Blueprints] ( Draw a card.).
[08:49:58] Uwu draws a card with [Urza's Blueprints]'s ability.
[08:50:07] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, and 
[08:50:07] [Shimmer Myr].
[08:50:23] Turn 13: EternalParadox38
[08:50:27] EternalParadox38 plays [Plains].
[08:50:36] EternalParadox38 casts [Tragic Arrogance].
[08:50:57] Uwu activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[08:51:35] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Urza's Blueprints] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:51:52] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Crown of Empires] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:51:59] Uwu activates an ability of [Urza's Blueprints] ( Draw a card.).
[08:52:01] Uwu draws a card with [Urza's Blueprints]'s ability.
[08:52:12] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Urza's Blueprints] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:52:18] Uwu activates an ability of [Urza's Blueprints] ( Draw a card.).
[08:52:20] Uwu draws a card with [Urza's Blueprints]'s ability.
[08:52:32] Uwu activates an ability of [Clock of Omens] targeting [Urza's Blueprints] ( Untap target artifact.).
[08:52:40] Uwu activates an ability of [Urza's Blueprints] ( Draw a card.).
[08:52:43] Uwu draws a card with [Urza's Blueprints]'s ability.
[08:53:24] EternalParadox38 chooses [Unbender Tine], [Merieke Ri Berit], [Curator's Ward], [Power Conduit], and [Soldier] token for [Tragic Arrogance].
[08:53:38] [CHAT] Uwu: well
[08:53:40] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[08:53:44] Turn 14: Uwu
[08:54:00] Uwu plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[08:54:04] Uwu casts [Storage Matrix].
[08:54:05] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Storage Matrix[sU] has an avoidable game breaking bug.
Storage Matrix Selecting yes to anything other than artifacts with two Storage Matrices in play causes the game to soft lock.
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[08:54:49] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Unbender Tine] targeting [Island] ( Untap another target permanent.).
[08:54:58] EternalParadox38 casts [Dissipate] targeting [Storage Matrix].
[08:55:06] Uwu casts [Sun Droplet].
[08:55:13] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Soldier] token.
[08:55:24] Turn 14: EternalParadox38
[08:55:24] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[08:55:37] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[08:56:02] Uwu activates an ability of [Blinkmoth Well] targeting [Unbender Tine] ( Tap target noncreature artifact.).
[08:56:07] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Unbender Tine] targeting [Merieke Ri Berit] ( Untap another target permanent.).
[08:56:10] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Merieke Ri Berit] onto the stack (Destroy the controlled creature. It cannot be regenerated.).
[08:56:20] Turn 15: Uwu
[08:56:20] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[08:56:27] Uwu activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[08:56:34] Uwu plays [Wastes].
[08:56:41] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Soldier] token.
[08:56:53] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[08:57:00] [CHAT] Uwu: i don't think i can get back from here
[08:57:06] Turn 15: EternalParadox38
[08:57:06] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[08:57:10] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[08:57:21] Uwu activates an ability of [Blinkmoth Well] targeting [Unbender Tine] ( Tap target noncreature artifact.).
[08:57:31] Uwu activates an ability of [Springjack Pasture] ( Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.).
[08:57:31] Uwu's [Springjack Pasture] creates a Goat token.
[08:57:33] Turn 16: Uwu
[08:57:34] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[08:57:37] Uwu plays [Wastes].
[08:57:43] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Soldier] token.
[08:57:54] Turn 16: EternalParadox38
[08:57:55] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[08:58:01] EternalParadox38 casts [Nephalia Smuggler].
[08:58:21] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Merieke Ri Berit] targeting [Soldier] token ( Gain control of target creature for as long as you control Merieke Ri Berit. When Merieke Ri Beri...).
[08:58:32] Uwu activates an ability of [Blinkmoth Well] targeting [Unbender Tine] ( Tap target noncreature artifact.).
[08:58:34] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Unbender Tine] targeting [Merieke Ri Berit] ( Untap another target permanent.).
[08:58:37] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Merieke Ri Berit] onto the stack (Destroy the controlled creature. It cannot be regenerated.).
[08:58:56] Uwu activates an ability of [Springjack Pasture] ( Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.).
[08:58:58] Uwu's [Springjack Pasture] creates a Goat token.
[08:59:01] Turn 17: Uwu
[08:59:02] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[08:59:12] Uwu plays [Unknown Shores].
[08:59:20] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Goat] token and [Goat] token.
[08:59:29] Turn 17: EternalParadox38
[08:59:29] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[08:59:36] [CHAT] Uwu: i'll just goat beatdown
[08:59:41] EternalParadox38 casts [Nezumi Graverobber].
[08:59:59] Uwu is being attacked by [Nephalia Smuggler].
[09:00:04] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (Whenever you're dealt damage, put that many charge counters on Sun Droplet.).
[09:00:16] EternalParadox38 casts [Conqueror's Galleon].
[09:00:42] [CHAT] Uwu: was there another target for stolen kuldotha?
[09:00:50] [CHAT] Uwu: maybe i should have sacced it to itself
[09:00:58] Uwu activates an ability of [Springjack Pasture] ( Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.).
[09:01:02] Uwu's [Springjack Pasture] creates a Goat token.
[09:01:06] Uwu activates an ability of [Blinkmoth Well] targeting [Unbender Tine] ( Tap target noncreature artifact.).
[09:01:22] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Merieke Ri Berit] targeting [Goat] token ( Gain control of target creature for as long as you control Merieke Ri Berit. When Merieke Ri Beri...).
[09:01:29] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Unbender Tine] targeting [Merieke Ri Berit] ( Untap another target permanent.).
[09:01:31] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Merieke Ri Berit] onto the stack (Destroy the controlled creature. It cannot be regenerated.).
[09:01:31] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Merieke Ri Berit] onto the stack (Destroy the controlled creature. It cannot be regenerated.).
[09:01:31] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Merieke Ri Berit] onto the stack (Destroy the controlled creature. It cannot be regenerated.).
[09:01:47] Turn 18: Uwu
[09:01:48] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[09:01:54] Uwu plays [Sea Gate Wreckage].
[09:02:14] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Nezumi Graverobber] targeting [Clock of Omens] ( Exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. If no cards are in that graveyard, flip Nighteyes...).
[09:02:19] Turn 18: EternalParadox38
[09:02:19] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[09:02:28] EternalParadox38 casts [Callous Oppressor].
[09:02:32] The chosen player is Uwu
[09:02:59] Uwu chooses Golem for [Callous Oppressor].
[09:03:08] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Conqueror's Galleon] (Crew 4).
[09:03:19] Uwu activates an ability of [Blinkmoth Well] targeting [Conqueror's Galleon] ( Tap target noncreature artifact.).
[09:03:35] Uwu activates an ability of [Springjack Pasture] ( Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.).
[09:03:38] Uwu's [Springjack Pasture] creates a Goat token.
[09:03:45] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Unbender Tine] targeting [Conqueror's Galleon] ( Untap another target permanent.).
[09:03:53] Uwu is being attacked by [Conqueror's Galleon].
[09:03:53] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Conqueror's Galleon] onto the stack (When Conqueror's Galleon attacks, exile it at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield tra...).
[09:04:01] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (Whenever you're dealt damage, put that many charge counters on Sun Droplet.).
[09:04:01] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Conqueror's Galleon] onto the stack (Exile Conqueror's Galleon at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield transformed under yo...).
[09:04:04] Uwu exiles [Conqueror's Galleon] with its own ability.
[09:04:09] Turn 19: Uwu
[09:04:09] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[09:04:16] Uwu plays [Wastes].
[09:04:20] Uwu casts [Gilded Lotus].
[09:04:31] Uwu activates an ability of [Springjack Pasture] ( Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.).
[09:04:33] Uwu's [Springjack Pasture] creates a Goat token.
[09:04:55] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Conqueror's Foothold] targeting [Praetor's Grasp] ( Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.).
[09:05:01] EternalParadox38 returns [Praetor's Grasp] to its owner's hand with [Conqueror's Foothold]'s ability.
[09:05:07] Turn 19: EternalParadox38
[09:05:14] Uwu puts triggered ability from [Sun Droplet] onto the stack (At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from Sun Droplet. If you do, you ...).
[09:05:22] [CHAT] Uwu: welp
[09:05:24] [CHAT] Uwu: i'm done
[09:05:31] EternalParadox38 casts [Praetor's Grasp] targeting Uwu.
[09:05:48] [CHAT] Uwu: the last possible ways to win are getting out of grasp
[09:05:52] [CHAT] Uwu: i'd say gg
[09:06:04] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: gg
[09:06:34] EternalParadox38 casts [Metalwork Colossus].
[09:06:40] [CHAT] Uwu: i'll scoop now if that doesn't annoy you
[09:06:48] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: that's fine
[09:06:49] [CHAT] Uwu: i think the winner is clear
[09:07:02] [CHAT] Uwu: all creatures are shut down
[09:07:10] [CHAT] Uwu: that was fun
[09:07:17] Uwu has conceded from the game.
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 1 Completed.
[09:07:24] Uwu has left the game.