Game 649712220

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[12:12:09] NARFNra joined the game.
[12:12:10] citronella joined the game.
[12:12:11] Back_Alley_G joined the game.
[12:12:19] citronella chooses to play first.
[12:12:19] citronella chooses [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] as their commander.
[12:12:20] Back_Alley_G chooses [Brago, King Eternal] as their commander.
[12:12:20] EternalParadox38 chooses [Etrata, the Silencer] as their commander.
[12:12:20] NARFNra chooses [Horde of Notions] as their commander.
[12:12:24] [CHAT] NARFNra: hello everyone, gl, hf
[12:12:30] citronella keeps this hand.
[12:12:37] [CHAT] citronella: hey hffhfhf
[12:12:42] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: sorry for the wait, gl and hf
[12:12:45] Back_Alley_G keeps this hand.
[12:12:51] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: glhf
[12:13:03] EternalParadox38 keeps this hand.
[12:13:25] NARFNra keeps this hand.
[12:13:25] Turn 1: citronella
[12:13:29] citronella plays [Forest].
[12:13:37] Turn 1: Back_Alley_G
[12:13:39] Back_Alley_G plays [Island].
[12:13:44] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[12:13:49] EternalParadox38 plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[12:13:54] Turn 1: NARFNra
[12:14:03] NARFNra plays [Seaside Citadel].
[12:14:05] [CHAT] PDBot: [sR]Seaside Citadel[sR] is not legal in Penny Dreadful.
[12:14:07] Turn 2: citronella
[12:14:11] citronella plays [Forest].
[12:14:18] Turn 2: Back_Alley_G
[12:14:21] [CHAT] NARFNra: rip
[12:14:22] Back_Alley_G plays [Plains].
[12:14:25] Back_Alley_G casts [Sphere of the Suns].
[12:14:28] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[12:14:29] [CHAT] NARFNra: didnt we finally get crumbling necropolis this season
[12:14:35] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[12:14:41] Turn 2: NARFNra
[12:14:46] NARFNra plays [Mountain].
[12:14:53] NARFNra casts [Trace of Abundance] targeting [Mountain].
[12:14:56] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[12:15:08] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[12:15:09] Turn 3: citronella
[12:15:12] citronella plays [Swamp].
[12:15:25] citronella casts [Corrosive Mentor].
[12:15:30] Turn 3: Back_Alley_G
[12:15:45] Back_Alley_G plays [Plains].
[12:15:50] Back_Alley_G casts [Brago, King Eternal].
[12:15:51] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[12:16:06] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[12:16:12] EternalParadox38 casts [Dimir Locket].
[12:16:42] Turn 3: NARFNra
[12:17:19] NARFNra casts [Astral Cornucopia]. (X is 1).
[12:17:21] [CHAT] PDBot: [sR]Astral Cornucopia[sR] is not legal in Penny Dreadful.
[12:17:26] NARFNra plays [Treva's Ruins].
[12:17:27] NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Treva's Ruins] onto the stack (When Treva's Ruins enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you cont...).
[12:17:27] [CHAT] PDBot: [sR]Treva's Ruins[sR] is not legal in Penny Dreadful.
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[12:17:33] [Seaside Citadel] is returned to NARFNra's hand from the battlefield.
[12:17:44] Turn 4: citronella
[12:17:47] citronella plays [Forest].
[12:17:57] citronella casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:18:12] Turn 4: Back_Alley_G
[12:18:22] Back_Alley_G casts [Knight of the White Orchid].
[12:18:25] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Knight of the White Orchid] onto the stack (When Knight of the White Orchid enters the battlefield, if an opponent controls more lands than yo...).
[12:19:04] Back_Alley_G plays [Mage-Ring Network].
[12:19:21] NARFNra is being attacked by [Brago, King Eternal].
[12:19:27] NARFNra has been dealt 2 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Brago, King Eternal].
[12:19:33] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Brago, King Eternal] onto the stack targeting [Brago, King Eternal], [Sphere of the Suns], and [Knight of the White Orchid] (Whenever Brago, King Eternal deals combat damage to a player, exile any number of target nonland p...).
[12:19:46] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[12:19:52] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[12:20:09] EternalParadox38 casts [Everflowing Chalice] (with kicker).
[12:20:11] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[12:20:17] EternalParadox38 casts [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:20:18] Turn 4: NARFNra
[12:20:29] NARFNra plays [Seaside Citadel].
[12:20:56] NARFNra casts [Pure] targeting [Brago, King Eternal].
[12:21:02] Turn 5: citronella
[12:21:05] citronella plays [Forest].
[12:21:17] citronella casts [Defiant Greatmaw].
[12:21:20] citronella puts triggered ability from [Defiant Greatmaw] onto the stack targeting [Corrosive Mentor] (When Defiant Greatmaw enters the battlefield, put two -1/-1 counters on target creature you contro...).
[12:21:25] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[12:21:28] citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[12:21:39] citronella casts [Vampiric Rites].
[12:21:46] Turn 5: Back_Alley_G
[12:23:37] Back_Alley_G plays [Blighted Cataract].
[12:23:46] Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[12:23:49] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[12:24:25] citronella is being attacked by [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:24:44] citronella has been dealt 3 total damage by EternalParadox38's commander, [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:24:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Etrata, the Silencer] onto the stack targeting [Corrosive Mentor] (Whenever Etrata, the Silencer deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player c...).
[12:25:02] EternalParadox38 casts [Call to Heel] targeting [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:25:05] EternalParadox38 returns [Etrata, the Silencer] to its owner's hand with [Call to Heel].
[12:25:06] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Call to Heel].
[12:25:31] EternalParadox38 casts [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:25:40] Turn 5: NARFNra
[12:25:45] NARFNra plays [Mystic Monastery].
[12:26:20] NARFNra casts [Gruul Signet].
[12:26:37] NARFNra casts [Arcane Adaptation].
[12:26:44] NARFNra chooses Elemental for [Arcane Adaptation].
[12:26:49] Turn 6: citronella
[12:27:04] citronella casts [Whispersilk Cloak].
[12:27:11] citronella activates an ability of [Whispersilk Cloak] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (Equip {2}).
[12:27:27] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:27:37] EternalParadox38 has been dealt 2 total damage by citronella's commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:27:45] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Etrata, the Silencer] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[12:27:52] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[12:27:58] citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[12:28:11] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Blighted Cataract] ( Draw two cards.).
[12:28:11] Back_Alley_G draws two cards with [Blighted Cataract]'s ability.
[12:28:12] Turn 6: Back_Alley_G
[12:28:55] Back_Alley_G plays [Island].
[12:29:06] Back_Alley_G casts [Lavinia of the Tenth].
[12:29:06] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Lavinia of the Tenth] onto the stack (When Lavinia of the Tenth enters the battlefield, detain each nonland permanent your opponents con...).
[12:29:34] citronella is being attacked by [Knight of the White Orchid].
[12:29:45] Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[12:30:00] EternalParadox38 plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[12:30:15] EternalParadox38 casts [Escape Routes].
[12:30:27] [CHAT] NARFNra: huh, cute card
[12:30:28] Turn 6: NARFNra
[12:30:35] NARFNra plays [Forest].
[12:31:18] NARFNra casts [Obelisk of Alara].
[12:31:30] Turn 7: citronella
[12:31:33] citronella plays [Forest].
[12:32:11] citronella casts [Tenacious Hunter].
[12:32:52] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[12:32:55] Turn 7: Back_Alley_G
[12:33:28] Back_Alley_G casts [Felidar Guardian].
[12:34:06] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Felidar Guardian] onto the stack targeting [Knight of the White Orchid] (When Felidar Guardian enters the battlefield, you may exile another target permanent you control, ...).
[12:34:34] NARFNra activates an ability of [Obelisk of Alara] targeting Back_Alley_G ( Obelisk of Alara deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.).
[12:35:15] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: oh, oops. miscounted lol
[12:35:21] Back_Alley_G plays [Lonely Sandbar].
[12:35:27] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[12:36:03] Turn 7: EternalParadox38
[12:36:33] citronella is being attacked by [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:36:50] citronella has been dealt 5 total damage by EternalParadox38's commander, [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:36:58] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Etrata, the Silencer] onto the stack targeting [Tenacious Hunter] (Whenever Etrata, the Silencer deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player c...).
[12:37:23] EternalParadox38 casts [Essence Flux] targeting [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:37:41] EternalParadox38 casts [Shadowmage Infiltrator].
[12:37:48] EternalParadox38 plays [Lonely Sandbar].
[12:37:51] Turn 7: NARFNra
[12:38:57] NARFNra casts [Enigma Sphinx].
[12:38:58] NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Enigma Sphinx] onto the stack (Cascade).
[12:39:07] NARFNra casts [Crackling Doom].
[12:39:42] EternalParadox38 casts [Eyeblight's Ending] targeting [Defiant Greatmaw].
[12:39:56] citronella sacrifices [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:39:58] Back_Alley_G sacrifices [Lavinia of the Tenth].
[12:39:59] EternalParadox38 sacrifices [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:40:12] Turn 8: citronella
[12:41:23] citronella casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:41:33] citronella activates an ability of [Whispersilk Cloak] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] (Equip {2}).
[12:41:55] Turn 8: Back_Alley_G
[12:42:30] Back_Alley_G casts [Curse of the Swine] targeting [Enigma Sphinx], and [Shadowmage Infiltrator]. (X is 2).
[12:42:42] Back_Alley_G's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token under NARFNra's control.
[12:42:42] Back_Alley_G's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token under EternalParadox38's control.
[12:42:47] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: i just wanted to draw cards :(
[12:43:11] Back_Alley_G casts [Fall of the Thran].
[12:43:20] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Fall of the Thran] onto the stack (Destroy all lands.).
[12:43:24] Back_Alley_G plays [Plains].
[12:43:30] Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[12:44:10] Turn 8: NARFNra
[12:44:34] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Boar] token.
[12:44:39] [Knight of the White Orchid] blocks [Boar] token.
[12:44:46] [Knight of the White Orchid] stops blocking.
[12:45:05] NARFNra activates an ability of [Obelisk of Alara] targeting [Boar] token ( Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.).
[12:45:15] Turn 9: citronella
[12:45:46] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:45:55] EternalParadox38 has been dealt 4 total damage by citronella's commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:46:00] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Boar] token (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[12:46:12] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: because i'm clearly the villan here
[12:46:21] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[12:46:25] citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[12:46:31] Turn 9: Back_Alley_G
[12:46:31] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Fall of the Thran] onto the stack (Each player returns two land cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.).
[12:46:42] [CHAT] NARFNra: citronella is kind of one commander attack from you away from death
[12:47:25] [CHAT] NARFNra: i guess back alley can loop fall of the thran huh
[12:47:49] Back_Alley_G casts [Sculpting Steel].
[12:48:21] Turn 9: EternalParadox38
[12:48:40] Turn 9: NARFNra
[12:49:05] NARFNra casts [Sultai Charm] targeting [Felidar Guardian] (Destroy target monocolored creature.).
[12:49:29] Turn 10: citronella
[12:49:44] citronella plays [Swamp].
[12:50:01] citronella activates an ability of [Vampiric Rites] ( You gain 1 life and draw a card.).
[12:50:04] citronella draws a card with [Vampiric Rites]'s ability.
[12:50:27] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:50:39] EternalParadox38 has been dealt 6 total damage by citronella's commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:50:44] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Boar] token (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[12:50:49] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[12:50:51] citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[12:50:59] Turn 10: Back_Alley_G
[12:51:00] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Fall of the Thran] onto the stack (Each player returns two land cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.).
[12:52:22] Back_Alley_G plays [Island].
[12:53:35] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[12:53:53] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[12:54:09] Turn 10: EternalParadox38
[12:54:34] EternalParadox38 plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[12:54:57] EternalParadox38 casts [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:55:17] Back_Alley_G casts [Spell Swindle] targeting [Etrata, the Silencer].
[12:55:31] Back_Alley_G's [Spell Swindle] creates four Treasure tokens.
[12:55:40] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[12:55:51] NARFNra activates an ability of [Obelisk of Alara] targeting citronella ( Obelisk of Alara deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.).
[12:55:53] Turn 10: NARFNra
[12:56:40] NARFNra casts [Dragon Arch].
[12:57:27] Turn 11: citronella
[12:57:47] citronella plays [Mortuary Mire].
[12:57:48] citronella puts triggered ability from [Mortuary Mire] onto the stack targeting [Defiant Greatmaw] (When Mortuary Mire enters the battlefield, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on...).
[12:58:00] citronella chooses not to use [Mortuary Mire]'s ability.
[12:59:06] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:59:14] EternalParadox38 has been dealt 8 total damage by citronella's commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[12:59:18] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Boar] token (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[12:59:23] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[12:59:24] citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[12:59:24] Turn 11: Back_Alley_G
[13:00:11] NARFNra is being attacked by [Knight of the White Orchid].
[13:01:14] Back_Alley_G casts [Cataclysmic Gearhulk].
[13:01:15] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Cataclysmic Gearhulk] onto the stack (When Cataclysmic Gearhulk enters the battlefield, each player chooses an artifact, a creature, an ...).
[13:01:47] Back_Alley_G chooses [Dimir Locket] and [Cataclysmic Gearhulk] for [Cataclysmic Gearhulk]'s ability.
[13:01:55] EternalParadox38 chooses [Dimir Locket] and [Escape Routes] for [Cataclysmic Gearhulk]'s ability.
[13:02:08] NARFNra chooses [Dragon Arch], [Boar] token, and [Arcane Adaptation] for [Cataclysmic Gearhulk]'s ability.
[13:02:19] citronella chooses [Whispersilk Cloak], [Snake] token, and [Vampiric Rites] for [Cataclysmic Gearhulk]'s ability.
[13:02:25] Back_Alley_G casts [Brago, King Eternal].
[13:02:27] Turn 11: EternalParadox38
[13:02:33] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[13:03:26] EternalParadox38 casts [Confiscate] targeting [Brago, King Eternal].
[13:03:42] Turn 11: NARFNra
[13:03:57] NARFNra casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[13:04:09] Turn 12: citronella
[13:04:13] citronella plays [Swamp].
[13:04:14] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: huh, brago actually combos pretty nicely with etrata
[13:04:43] [CHAT] NARFNra: i suppose it does huh
[13:05:18] citronella casts [Witherscale Wurm].
[13:06:15] Turn 12: Back_Alley_G
[13:06:40] Back_Alley_G casts [Trial of Knowledge].
[13:07:15] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Trial of Knowledge] onto the stack (When Trial of Knowledge enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then discard a card.).
[13:07:16] Back_Alley_G draws three cards with [Trial of Knowledge]'s ability.
[13:07:17] Back_Alley_G discards [Silver Myr].
[13:07:36] Back_Alley_G plays [Boreal Shelf].
[13:07:45] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Cataclysmic Gearhulk].
[13:07:59] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[13:08:11] Turn 12: EternalParadox38
[13:08:38] EternalParadox38 casts [Merfolk Looter].
[13:08:55] EternalParadox38 casts [Wharf Infiltrator].
[13:09:14] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Brago, King Eternal].
[13:09:24] Back_Alley_G has been dealt 2 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Brago, King Eternal].
[13:09:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Brago, King Eternal] onto the stack targeting [Dimir Locket] (Whenever Brago, King Eternal deals combat damage to a player, exile any number of target nonland p...).
[13:09:44] NARFNra activates an ability of [Dragon Arch] ( You may put a multicolored creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.).
[13:10:19] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: is locket the only thing you're targeting?
[13:10:47] [CHAT] NARFNra: gotta get that brago vigilance clearly :p
[13:10:52] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: yeah
[13:11:07] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: k, just wanted to double check wit hnew targeting arrows and stuff
[13:11:19] Turn 12: NARFNra
[13:11:25] [CHAT] NARFNra: oh yeah, the red arrows are the source, right
[13:11:29] NARFNra activates an ability of [Mercurial Chemister] ( Draw two cards.).
[13:11:32] NARFNra draws two cards with [Mercurial Chemister]'s ability.
[13:11:40] NARFNra activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
[13:11:56] NARFNra reveals [Swamp].
[13:11:59] NARFNra plays [Swamp].
[13:12:19] Turn 13: citronella
[13:12:39] citronella casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[13:13:17] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Witherscale Wurm].
[13:13:36] citronella puts triggered ability from [Witherscale Wurm] onto the stack (Whenever Witherscale Wurm deals damage to an opponent, remove all -1/-1 counters from it.).
[13:13:44] Turn 13: Back_Alley_G
[13:14:00] Back_Alley_G casts [Hour of Revelation].
[13:14:20] [CHAT] NARFNra: dang, all these cards that just rotated out
[13:14:21] [CHAT] NARFNra: good stuff
[13:14:27] [CHAT] NARFNra: of standard i mean
[13:14:57] [CHAT] NARFNra: reminds me metalwork colossus is in here now...
[13:15:00] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[13:15:23] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: that's a fun one. wish I had more time to play pd
[13:15:38] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[13:15:56] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[13:15:56] [CHAT] NARFNra: i should try and play some of the more tier decks just because metalwork looks pretty neat from the decks that were doing well
[13:16:01] Turn 13: EternalParadox38
[13:16:08] EternalParadox38 plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[13:16:11] EternalParadox38 casts [Tawnos's Coffin].
[13:16:15] Turn 13: NARFNra
[13:16:26] NARFNra plays [Evolving Wilds].
[13:16:29] NARFNra activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...).
[13:16:58] NARFNra casts [Sprouting Thrinax].
[13:16:59] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah I glanced at a couple of them once and they indeed look pretty cool
[13:17:19] Turn 14: citronella
[13:17:51] citronella casts [Pitiless Plunderer].
[13:18:09] Turn 14: Back_Alley_G
[13:18:50] Back_Alley_G casts [Emeria Shepherd].
[13:19:18] Back_Alley_G plays [Encroaching Wastes].
[13:19:34] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Emeria Shepherd] onto the stack targeting [Felidar Guardian] (Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return target nonland permanent...).
[13:19:42] [Felidar Guardian] is returned to Back_Alley_G's hand from the graveyard.
[13:19:56] Turn 14: EternalParadox38
[13:20:02] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[13:20:20] EternalParadox38 casts [Dark Hatchling].
[13:20:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dark Hatchling] onto the stack targeting [Emeria Shepherd] (When Dark Hatchling enters the battlefield, destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenera...).
[13:20:38] Turn 14: NARFNra
[13:21:47] NARFNra casts [Frenzied Tilling] targeting [Encroaching Wastes].
[13:22:19] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: is coffin work like oblin ring with flickering and triggers, or is it like the updated text on banishing light?
[13:22:22] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[13:22:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[13:22:45] Turn 15: citronella
[13:22:58] [CHAT] NARFNra: hmm
[13:23:00] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: I'm not sure what the difference is
[13:23:10] [CHAT] NARFNra: it's a delayed trigger so the other trigger doesnt get created until the first one resolves yeah
[13:23:37] citronella casts [Necroskitter].
[13:23:43] [CHAT] NARFNra: ok rulings say
[13:23:51] [CHAT] NARFNra: if it leaves before the ability resolves they're exiled forever
[13:23:52] [CHAT] NARFNra: spooky
[13:24:04] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: ok thanks, interesting.
[13:24:05] Turn 15: Back_Alley_G
[13:25:01] Back_Alley_G casts [Treasure Cruise].
[13:25:01] Back_Alley_G draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise].
[13:25:37] Back_Alley_G casts [Mirrorworks].
[13:25:41] Back_Alley_G plays [Island].
[13:25:46] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[13:25:48] Turn 15: EternalParadox38
[13:25:56] EternalParadox38 plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[13:26:07] EternalParadox38 casts [Etrata, the Silencer].
[13:26:18] Turn 15: NARFNra
[13:26:57] NARFNra casts [Legacy Weapon].
[13:27:18] Turn 16: citronella
[13:27:22] citronella plays [Swamp].
[13:27:31] citronella casts [Torment of Venom] targeting [Etrata, the Silencer].
[13:27:47] EternalParadox38 discards [Engulf the Shore].
[13:28:11] citronella casts [Skinrender].
[13:28:15] citronella puts triggered ability from [Skinrender] onto the stack targeting [Etrata, the Silencer] (When Skinrender enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature.).
[13:28:28] Turn 16: Back_Alley_G
[13:29:21] Back_Alley_G casts [Minion Reflector].
[13:29:30] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Mirrorworks] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If ...).
[13:29:36] [CHAT] NARFNra: THREE metalwork colossi
[13:29:39] Back_Alley_G's [Mirrorworks] creates a Minion Reflector.
[13:29:42] [CHAT] NARFNra: oh
[13:29:43] [CHAT] NARFNra: FOUR
[13:29:52] Turn 16: EternalParadox38
[13:29:55] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I wish
[13:30:05] EternalParadox38 casts [Crystal Shard].
[13:30:10] [CHAT] NARFNra: oh no
[13:30:13] [CHAT] NARFNra: the shard... my bane
[13:30:33] Turn 16: NARFNra
[13:30:59] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Sprouting Thrinax].
[13:31:25] Turn 17: citronella
[13:31:46] citronella casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[13:32:38] Turn 17: Back_Alley_G
[13:33:08] Back_Alley_G casts [Pilgrim's Eye].
[13:33:32] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Pilgrim's Eye] onto the stack (When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reve...).
[13:33:36] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Mirrorworks] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If ...).
[13:33:36] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Minion Reflector] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do...).
[13:33:36] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Minion Reflector] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do...).
[13:33:47] Back_Alley_G's [Minion Reflector] creates a Pilgrim's Eye.
[13:33:47] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Pilgrim's Eye] onto the stack (When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reve...).
[13:33:57] Back_Alley_G reveals [Plains].
[13:34:04] Back_Alley_G's [Minion Reflector] creates a Pilgrim's Eye.
[13:34:04] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Pilgrim's Eye] onto the stack (When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reve...).
[13:34:15] Back_Alley_G reveals [Island].
[13:34:31] Back_Alley_G's [Mirrorworks] creates a Pilgrim's Eye.
[13:34:31] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Pilgrim's Eye] onto the stack (When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reve...).
[13:34:37] Back_Alley_G reveals [Plains].
[13:34:43] Back_Alley_G reveals [Plains].
[13:34:49] Back_Alley_G plays [Plains].
[13:35:03] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from Triggered ability from Minion Reflector onto the stack (Sacrifice Pilgrim's Eye at the beginning of the next end step.).
[13:35:03] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from Triggered ability from Minion Reflector onto the stack (Sacrifice Pilgrim's Eye at the beginning of the next end step.).
[13:35:18] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: oh, it dies end of turn. oh well
[13:35:45] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Tawnos's Coffin] targeting [Dark Hatchling] ( Exile target creature and all Auras attached to it. Note the number and kind of counters that wer...).
[13:35:48] [CHAT] NARFNra: still got that value
[13:35:57] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yup
[13:36:06] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Necroskitter] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
[13:36:14] EternalParadox38 returns [Necroskitter] to its owner's hand with [Crystal Shard]'s ability.
[13:36:16] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[13:36:23] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[13:36:31] Turn 17: EternalParadox38
[13:36:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tawnos's Coffin] onto the stack (Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control tapped with the noted number a...).
[13:36:52] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dark Hatchling] onto the stack targeting [Pilgrim's Eye] (When Dark Hatchling enters the battlefield, destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenera...).
[13:37:33] EternalParadox38 casts [Praetor's Grasp] targeting Back_Alley_G.
[13:38:48] EternalParadox38 casts [Spelltwine] targeting [Praetor's Grasp], and [Treasure Cruise].
[13:39:08] EternalParadox38 casts [Treasure Cruise].
[13:39:20] EternalParadox38 casts [Praetor's Grasp] targeting Back_Alley_G.
[13:39:42] EternalParadox38 draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise].
[13:39:51] EternalParadox38 plays [Bad River].
[13:40:34] NARFNra activates an ability of [Legacy Weapon] targeting [Pitiless Plunderer] ( Exile target permanent.).
[13:40:38] Turn 17: NARFNra
[13:40:55] NARFNra casts [Brilliant Spectrum] (with 4 colors).
[13:41:13] NARFNra draws four cards with [Brilliant Spectrum].
[13:41:30] NARFNra discards [Sedraxis Specter].
[13:41:30] NARFNra discards [Island].
[13:41:37] NARFNra casts [Traveler's Amulet].
[13:41:43] NARFNra plays [Frontier Bivouac].
[13:42:20] Turn 18: citronella
[13:42:56] citronella casts [Necroskitter].
[13:43:07] citronella casts [Tower Above] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[13:43:40] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[13:43:44] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Dark Hatchling] (When this creature attacks, target creature blocks it this turn if able.).
[13:43:46] [Dark Hatchling] must block [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] this turn if able.
[13:43:59] EternalParadox38 has been dealt 14 total damage by citronella's commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[13:44:06] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Pilgrim's Eye] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[13:44:17] citronella puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[13:44:17] citronella puts triggered ability from [Necroskitter] onto the stack (Whenever a creature an opponent controls with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you may return that card...).
[13:44:32] citronella's [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[13:44:49] citronella casts [Wayfarer's Bauble].
[13:44:56] Turn 18: Back_Alley_G
[13:45:24] [CHAT] citronella: necroskitter doesnt work?
[13:45:40] [CHAT] NARFNra: did you target the original or a token clone?
[13:45:54] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: it was a clone
[13:46:01] [CHAT] citronella: ah
[13:46:02] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: i killed the original
[13:46:04] [CHAT] NARFNra: i see
[13:47:23] Back_Alley_G casts [Oath of Jace].
[13:47:24] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (When Oath of Jace enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then discard two cards.).
[13:47:26] Back_Alley_G draws three cards with [Oath of Jace]'s ability.
[13:48:03] Back_Alley_G discards [Plains].
[13:48:03] Back_Alley_G discards [Island].
[13:48:05] Back_Alley_G plays [Plains].
[13:48:29] Back_Alley_G casts [Transmogrifying Wand].
[13:48:30] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Mirrorworks] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If ...).
[13:48:46] Back_Alley_G's [Mirrorworks] creates a Transmogrifying Wand.
[13:49:00] [CHAT] NARFNra: olly olly oxenfree
[13:49:06] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Transmogrifying Wand] targeting [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] ( Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token.).
[13:49:07] Back_Alley_G's [Transmogrifying Wand] creates an Ox token under citronella's control.
[13:49:13] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Transmogrifying Wand] targeting [Dark Hatchling] ( Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token.).
[13:49:13] Back_Alley_G's [Transmogrifying Wand] creates an Ox token under EternalParadox38's control.
[13:49:15] Turn 18: EternalParadox38
[13:49:23] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Bad River] ( Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your l...).
[13:50:01] EternalParadox38 plays [Dimir Guildgate].
[13:50:47] EternalParadox38 casts [Diluvian Primordial].
[13:51:02] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Diluvian Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Sultai Charm], and [Torment of Venom] (When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target ...).
[13:51:13] EternalParadox38 casts [Sultai Charm] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability targeting [Legacy Weapon] (Destroy target artifact or enchantment.).
[13:51:21] EternalParadox38 casts [Torment of Venom] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability targeting [Skinrender].
[13:51:32] NARFNra reveals [Legacy Weapon] and shuffles it into their library.
[13:51:54] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: did citron choose to lose 3 life from the torment?
[13:51:55] Turn 18: NARFNra
[13:52:30] NARFNra casts [Ankle Shanker].
[13:52:47] NARFNra casts [Cultivator's Caravan].
[13:52:57] NARFNra activates an ability of [Traveler's Amulet] ({1}, Sacrifice Traveler's Amulet: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it int...).
[13:53:06] NARFNra reveals [Swamp].
[13:53:08] NARFNra plays [Swamp].
[13:53:34] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Ankle Shanker].
[13:53:34] citronella is being attacked by [Sprouting Thrinax].
[13:53:34] NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Ankle Shanker] onto the stack (Whenever Ankle Shanker attacks, creatures you control gain first strike and deathtouch until end o...).
[13:53:48] [Necroskitter] blocks [Sprouting Thrinax].
[13:54:04] [CHAT] citronella: yea
[13:54:19] Turn 19: citronella
[13:54:34] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: thanks, thought so but couldn't find any verification in the log which was somewhat odd
[13:54:50] citronella activates an ability of [Wayfarer's Bauble] ({2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card...).
[13:55:00] [CHAT] NARFNra: yeah it annoys me when stuff like that doesn't describe what happened
[13:55:17] citronella casts [Perilous Forays].
[13:55:40] [CHAT] citronella: maybe my deck still is pdh legal lol
[13:55:52] [CHAT] citronella: oh wait nvm it said it would stop posting about non legal cards didnt it
[13:55:59] citronella activates an ability of [Perilous Forays] ( Search your library for a land card with a basic land type and put it onto the battlefield tapped...).
[13:56:00] [CHAT] NARFNra: yeah, it stops after 2
[13:56:07] [CHAT] NARFNra: im gonna need to go back and see what changed
[13:56:19] [CHAT] NARFNra: its probably mostly mana sources id bet though
[13:56:28] [CHAT] NARFNra: most of this deck is REAL jank
[13:56:34] Turn 19: Back_Alley_G
[13:56:34] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry X, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.).
[13:57:26] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Transmogrifying Wand] targeting [Diluvian Primordial] ( Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token.).
[13:57:33] Back_Alley_G's [Transmogrifying Wand] creates an Ox token under EternalParadox38's control.
[13:57:44] Back_Alley_G casts [Azorius Cluestone].
[13:57:47] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Mirrorworks] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If ...).
[13:57:58] Back_Alley_G's [Mirrorworks] creates an Azorius Cluestone.
[13:58:23] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[13:59:18] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Sprouting Thrinax] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
[13:59:26] EternalParadox38 returns [Sprouting Thrinax] to its owner's hand with [Crystal Shard]'s ability.
[13:59:29] Turn 19: EternalParadox38
[13:59:39] EternalParadox38 plays [Evolving Wilds].
[13:59:42] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...).
[14:00:24] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: would be neat if you could arrange how your nonland noncreature cards appearr to you on the battlefield as you wish, in a similar way to how you can rearrange your hand
[14:00:31] EternalParadox38 casts [Etrata, the Silencer].
[14:00:37] [CHAT] NARFNra: that would be pretty cool
[14:00:44] Turn 19: NARFNra
[14:00:54] [CHAT] NARFNra: oh boy
[14:00:57] [CHAT] NARFNra: i drew my jankiest card
[14:01:07] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: this should be interesting
[14:01:13] [CHAT] NARFNra: naaaah its so bad
[14:01:15] NARFNra casts [Prism Array].
[14:01:19] [CHAT] NARFNra: beholde
[14:01:22] [CHAT] NARFNra: the worst rare
[14:01:30] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: no kidding lol
[14:01:36] [CHAT] NARFNra: imagine getting this as your promo
[14:02:02] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Ankle Shanker].
[14:02:03] NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Ankle Shanker] onto the stack (Whenever Ankle Shanker attacks, creatures you control gain first strike and deathtouch until end o...).
[14:02:23] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, the ball just kind of got droped hard when designing that one for who knows what reason
[14:02:37] [Ox] token blocks [Ankle Shanker].
[14:02:45] [CHAT] NARFNra: to be fair, converge was kind of bad all the time
[14:02:50] Kaitoukid111 has started watching.
[14:02:56] [CHAT] NARFNra: it would have been niceif it could at least sleep them
[14:03:05] Turn 20: citronella
[14:03:09] citronella plays [Forest].
[14:03:13] citronella casts [Extinguish All Hope].
[14:03:28] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Etrata, the Silencer] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
[14:03:44] Back_Alley_G casts [Stasis Snare].
[14:03:54] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Stasis Snare] onto the stack targeting [Etrata, the Silencer] (When Stasis Snare enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until Stasis ...).
[14:04:41] Kaitoukid111 has stopped watching.
[14:05:26] EternalParadox38's Crystal Shard is countered because it has no legal targets.
[14:05:56] citronella casts [Primitive Etchings].
[14:06:11] Turn 20: Back_Alley_G
[14:06:12] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry X, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.).
[14:06:21] Back_Alley_G plays [Meandering River].
[14:06:47] Back_Alley_G casts [Brago, King Eternal].
[14:07:01] NARFNra casts [Punish Ignorance] targeting [Brago, King Eternal].
[14:07:17] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[14:07:27] Turn 20: EternalParadox38
[14:07:39] EternalParadox38 plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[14:07:52] EternalParadox38 casts [Etrata, the Silencer].
[14:08:20] Turn 20: NARFNra
[14:08:48] NARFNra plays [Mountain].
[14:08:49] NARFNra casts [Horde of Notions].
[14:08:50] NARFNra activates an ability of [Sedraxis Specter] (Unearth for {1B}).
[14:09:01] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Sedraxis Specter].
[14:09:01] citronella is being attacked by [Horde of Notions].
[14:09:27] citronella has been dealt 5 total damage by NARFNra's commander, [Horde of Notions].
[14:09:28] NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sedraxis Specter] onto the stack (Whenever Sedraxis Specter deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.).
[14:09:34] Back_Alley_G discards [Knight-Captain of Eos].
[14:09:38] NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sedraxis Specter] onto the stack (Exile the unearthed creature.).
[14:09:42] Turn 21: citronella
[14:09:42] citronella reveals: [Forest].
[14:09:45] citronella plays [Forest].
[14:10:08] Turn 21: Back_Alley_G
[14:10:08] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry X, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.).
[14:10:36] Back_Alley_G casts [Phyrexian Ingester].
[14:10:50] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Phyrexian Ingester] onto the stack targeting [Etrata, the Silencer] (When Phyrexian Ingester enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature.).
[14:10:50] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Minion Reflector] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do...).
[14:10:51] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Minion Reflector] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do...).
[14:11:00] [CHAT] NARFNra: hungry....
[14:11:01] Back_Alley_G's [Minion Reflector] creates a Phyrexian Ingester.
[14:11:05] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Phyrexian Ingester] onto the stack targeting [Horde of Notions] (When Phyrexian Ingester enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature.).
[14:11:57] NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] targeting [Phyrexian Ingester] ( Tap target creature.).
[14:12:27] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from Triggered ability from Minion Reflector onto the stack (Sacrifice Phyrexian Ingester at the beginning of the next end step.).
[14:12:35] Turn 21: EternalParadox38
[14:12:40] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[14:13:13] EternalParadox38 casts [Possessed Skaab].
[14:13:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Possessed Skaab] onto the stack targeting [Dark Hatchling] (When Possessed Skaab enters the battlefield, return target instant, sorcery, or creature card from...).
[14:13:40] EternalParadox38 returns [Dark Hatchling] to its owner's hand with [Possessed Skaab]'s ability.
[14:14:05] Turn 21: NARFNra
[14:14:26] NARFNra casts [Blood Tyrant].
[14:14:50] NARFNra casts [Wayfarer's Bauble].
[14:15:06] NARFNra activates an ability of [Cultivator's Caravan] (Crew 3).
[14:15:26] NARFNra activates an ability of [Wayfarer's Bauble] ({2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card...).
[14:15:46] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Cultivator's Caravan].
[14:16:32] Turn 22: citronella
[14:16:33] citronella reveals: [Forest].
[14:16:36] citronella plays [Forest].
[14:16:45] citronella has conceded from the game.
[14:16:47] NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Blood Tyrant] onto the stack (Whenever a player loses the game, put five +1/+1 counters on Blood Tyrant.).
[14:16:47] citronella is now a watcher.
[14:16:49] [CHAT] NARFNra: gg
[14:16:57] citronella has stopped watching.
[14:17:16] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[14:17:30] Turn 22: Back_Alley_G
[14:17:31] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry X, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.).
[14:18:22] Back_Alley_G casts [Resolute Archangel].
[14:18:51] EternalParadox38 casts [Dissipate] targeting [Resolute Archangel].
[14:19:37] Back_Alley_G casts [War Priest of Thune].
[14:19:48] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [War Priest of Thune] onto the stack targeting [Prism Array] (When War Priest of Thune enters the battlefield, you may destroy target enchantment.).
[14:19:49] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Minion Reflector] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do...).
[14:19:49] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Minion Reflector] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do...).
[14:20:02] [CHAT] NARFNra: this may be the only time in history a war priest of thune has targeted a prism array
[14:20:08] NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] targeting [Phyrexian Ingester] ( Tap target creature.).
[14:20:21] NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] targeting [War Priest of Thune] ( Tap target creature.).
[14:20:33] NARFNra activates an ability of [Prism Array] targeting [Possessed Skaab] ( Tap target creature.).
[14:21:40] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Transmogrifying Wand] targeting [Blood Tyrant] ( Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token.).
[14:21:48] Back_Alley_G's [Transmogrifying Wand] creates an Ox token under NARFNra's control.
[14:22:12] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Transmogrifying Wand] targeting [Possessed Skaab] ( Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token.).
[14:22:35] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Tawnos's Coffin] targeting [Possessed Skaab] ( Exile target creature and all Auras attached to it. Note the number and kind of counters that wer...).
[14:22:40] Back_Alley_G's Transmogrifying Wand is countered because it has no legal targets.
[14:22:43] Back_Alley_G casts [Whirler Rogue].
[14:22:50] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Minion Reflector] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do...).
[14:22:51] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Minion Reflector] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do...).
[14:22:52] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Whirler Rogue] onto the stack (When Whirler Rogue enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature toke...).
[14:22:57] Back_Alley_G's [Whirler Rogue] creates two Thopter tokens.
[14:23:00] Back_Alley_G's [Minion Reflector] creates a Whirler Rogue.
[14:23:00] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Whirler Rogue] onto the stack (When Whirler Rogue enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature toke...).
[14:23:02] Back_Alley_G's [Whirler Rogue] creates two Thopter tokens.
[14:23:18] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Whirler Rogue].
[14:23:25] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Whirler Rogue] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
[14:23:30] EternalParadox38 returns [Whirler Rogue] to its owner's hand with [Crystal Shard]'s ability.
[14:23:35] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from Triggered ability from Minion Reflector onto the stack (Sacrifice Whirler Rogue at the beginning of the next end step.).
[14:23:40] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[14:23:48] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
[14:23:50] Turn 22: EternalParadox38
[14:23:53] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tawnos's Coffin] onto the stack (Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control tapped with the noted number a...).
[14:24:07] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Possessed Skaab] onto the stack targeting [Engulf the Shore] (When Possessed Skaab enters the battlefield, return target instant, sorcery, or creature card from...).
[14:24:13] EternalParadox38 returns [Engulf the Shore] to its owner's hand with [Possessed Skaab]'s ability.
[14:24:23] EternalParadox38 plays [Memorial to Genius].
[14:24:38] EternalParadox38 casts [Dark Hatchling].
[14:24:45] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dark Hatchling] onto the stack targeting [Phyrexian Ingester] (When Dark Hatchling enters the battlefield, destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenera...).
[14:25:02] Turn 22: NARFNra
[14:25:05] NARFNra plays [Swamp].
[14:25:31] NARFNra casts [Sprouting Thrinax].
[14:25:48] NARFNra casts [Duneblast].
[14:26:17] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Possessed Skaab] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
[14:26:25] EternalParadox38 returns [Possessed Skaab] to its owner's hand with [Crystal Shard]'s ability.
[14:26:39] NARFNra chooses [Ox] token.
[14:26:39] NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Sprouting Thrinax] onto the stack (When Sprouting Thrinax dies, create three 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.).
[14:26:49] NARFNra's [Sprouting Thrinax] creates three Saproling tokens.
[14:26:59] NARFNra activates an ability of [Cultivator's Caravan] (Crew 3).
[14:27:22] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Cultivator's Caravan].
[14:27:22] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Ox] token.
[14:27:46] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Tawnos's Coffin] targeting [Ox] token ( Exile target creature and all Auras attached to it. Note the number and kind of counters that wer...).
[14:28:08] Turn 23: Back_Alley_G
[14:28:08] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry X, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.).
[14:28:27] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Azorius Cluestone] ( Draw a card.).
[14:28:30] Back_Alley_G draws a card with [Azorius Cluestone]'s ability.
[14:28:59] momslayer has started watching.
[14:29:22] momslayer has stopped watching.
[14:29:23] Back_Alley_G casts [Contagion Engine].
[14:29:31] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Contagion Engine] onto the stack targeting NARFNra (When Contagion Engine enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature target player c...).
[14:29:31] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Mirrorworks] onto the stack (Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If ...).
[14:29:48] Back_Alley_G's [Mirrorworks] creates a Contagion Engine.
[14:29:52] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Contagion Engine] onto the stack targeting NARFNra (When Contagion Engine enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature target player c...).
[14:30:04] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[14:30:10] Turn 23: EternalParadox38
[14:30:12] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tawnos's Coffin] onto the stack (Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control tapped with the noted number a...).
[14:30:25] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[14:30:37] EternalParadox38 casts [Possessed Skaab].
[14:30:50] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Possessed Skaab] onto the stack targeting [Dissipate] (When Possessed Skaab enters the battlefield, return target instant, sorcery, or creature card from...).
[14:30:56] EternalParadox38 returns [Dissipate] to its owner's hand with [Possessed Skaab]'s ability.
[14:31:06] Turn 23: NARFNra
[14:31:09] NARFNra plays [Island].
[14:31:19] NARFNra casts [Horde of Notions].
[14:31:38] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Horde of Notions].
[14:31:50] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Tawnos's Coffin] targeting [Horde of Notions] ( Exile target creature and all Auras attached to it. Note the number and kind of counters that wer...).
[14:32:00] Turn 24: Back_Alley_G
[14:32:00] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry X, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.).
[14:32:12] Back_Alley_G plays [Plains].
[14:32:48] Back_Alley_G casts [Conqueror's Galleon].
[14:33:12] EternalParadox38 casts [Dissipate] targeting [Conqueror's Galleon].
[14:33:44] Back_Alley_G casts [Felidar Guardian].
[14:34:10] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Minion Reflector] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do...).
[14:34:12] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Minion Reflector] onto the stack (Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do...).
[14:34:22] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Felidar Guardian] onto the stack targeting [Oath of Jace] (When Felidar Guardian enters the battlefield, you may exile another target permanent you control, ...).
[14:34:31] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (When Oath of Jace enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then discard two cards.).
[14:34:37] Back_Alley_G draws three cards with [Oath of Jace]'s ability.
[14:34:52] Back_Alley_G discards [Gold Myr].
[14:34:52] Back_Alley_G discards [Cultivator's Caravan].
[14:36:21] Back_Alley_G casts [Reality Acid] targeting [Tawnos's Coffin].
[14:37:11] EternalParadox38 casts [Expel from Orazca] targeting [Tawnos's Coffin].
[14:37:22] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: darn
[14:37:30] [Tawnos's Coffin] is returned to EternalParadox38's hand from the battlefield.
[14:37:30] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tawnos's Coffin] onto the stack (Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control tapped with the noted number a...).
[14:37:36] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mage-Ring Network] ( Put a storage counter on Mage-Ring Network.).
[14:37:43] [CHAT] NARFNra: yeehaw
[14:37:47] Back_Alley_G's [Reality Acid] is countered because it has no legal targets.
[14:37:58] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Possessed Skaab] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
[14:37:59] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: you got anything to stop this value combo narf?
[14:38:00] EternalParadox38 returns [Possessed Skaab] to its owner's hand with [Crystal Shard]'s ability.
[14:38:04] Turn 24: EternalParadox38
[14:38:08] [CHAT] NARFNra: sadly not that i can think of
[14:38:10] EternalParadox38 plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[14:38:13] [CHAT] NARFNra: not on me rn anyway
[14:38:20] EternalParadox38 casts [Possessed Skaab].
[14:38:26] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Possessed Skaab] onto the stack targeting [Dissipate] (When Possessed Skaab enters the battlefield, return target instant, sorcery, or creature card from...).
[14:38:54] EternalParadox38 returns [Dissipate] to its owner's hand with [Possessed Skaab]'s ability.
[14:38:54] EternalParadox38 casts [Tawnos's Coffin].
[14:39:05] [CHAT] NARFNra: if we have an way to destroy crystal shard that's the first step id say
[14:39:15] [CHAT] NARFNra: i guess dissipate makes everything moot though
[14:39:17] Turn 24: NARFNra
[14:39:43] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: just have to try to fight through stuff and chip in for damage I guess. Try to combine forces and slowly overwhelm resources I guess
[14:40:20] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Horde of Notions].
[14:40:33] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Tawnos's Coffin] targeting [Horde of Notions] ( Exile target creature and all Auras attached to it. Note the number and kind of counters that wer...).
[14:40:45] NARFNra casts [Root Greevil].
[14:40:51] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: or you could not do that
[14:41:01] Turn 25: Back_Alley_G
[14:41:02] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Oath of Jace] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, scry X, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.).
[14:41:10] Back_Alley_G discards [Secluded Steppe].
[14:41:10] Back_Alley_G cycles [Secluded Steppe].
[14:41:19] Back_Alley_G plays [Island].
[14:41:27] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: Narfnra has 4x as much life as me
[14:41:46] [CHAT] NARFNra: it's kind of like meren of clan nel toth
[14:41:54] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Contagion Engine] ( Proliferate, then proliferate again.).
[14:42:10] [CHAT] NARFNra: i might be at high life but im not anywhere near board control
[14:42:12] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: except it cost 9 mana instead of 0 
[14:42:27] Back_Alley_G chooses [Transmogrifying Wand] and [Mage-Ring Network] with [Contagion Engine]'s ability.
[14:42:27] Back_Alley_G adds charge counter to [Transmogrifying Wand].
[14:42:27] Back_Alley_G adds storage counter to [Mage-Ring Network].
[14:42:34] Back_Alley_G chooses [Transmogrifying Wand] and [Mage-Ring Network] with [Contagion Engine]'s ability.
[14:42:34] Back_Alley_G adds charge counter to [Transmogrifying Wand].
[14:42:34] Back_Alley_G adds storage counter to [Mage-Ring Network].
[14:42:38] [CHAT] NARFNra: what im really saying here is that neither of us have hands or a value engine 
[14:42:49] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Transmogrifying Wand] targeting [Possessed Skaab] ( Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token.).
[14:42:54] [CHAT] NARFNra: so if we dont kill you before you get more down you're pretty much guaranteed to win
[14:42:59] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Possessed Skaab] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
[14:43:05] [CHAT] NARFNra: esp with counter backup
[14:43:06] EternalParadox38 returns [Possessed Skaab] to its owner's hand with [Crystal Shard]'s ability.
[14:43:14] Back_Alley_G's Transmogrifying Wand is countered because it has no legal targets.
[14:43:32] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Felidar Guardian].
[14:44:25] Turn 25: EternalParadox38
[14:44:32] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tawnos's Coffin] onto the stack (Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control tapped with the noted number a...).
[14:44:54] EternalParadox38 casts [Skinrender].
[14:45:06] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Skinrender] onto the stack targeting [Horde of Notions] (When Skinrender enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature.).
[14:45:35] EternalParadox38 casts [Possessed Skaab].
[14:46:05] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Possessed Skaab] onto the stack targeting [Dark Hatchling] (When Possessed Skaab enters the battlefield, return target instant, sorcery, or creature card from...).
[14:46:12] EternalParadox38 returns [Dark Hatchling] to its owner's hand with [Possessed Skaab]'s ability.
[14:46:39] EternalParadox38 casts [Voyager Staff].
[14:46:52] Turn 25: NARFNra
[14:47:21] [CHAT] NARFNra: yeah im gonna have to go soon anyway sooo
[14:47:22] NARFNra plays [Forest].
[14:47:25] NARFNra casts [Rampant Growth].
[14:47:36] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Blighted Cataract] ( Draw two cards.).
[14:47:41] Back_Alley_G draws two cards with [Blighted Cataract]'s ability.
[14:48:21] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, I'd be down for calling it soon
[14:48:24] NARFNra activates an ability of [Cultivator's Caravan] (Crew 3).
[14:49:01] NARFNra has conceded from the game.
[14:49:03] NARFNra is now a watcher.
[14:49:04] [CHAT] NARFNra: gg
[14:49:11] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: gg
[14:49:17] NARFNra has stopped watching.
[14:49:20] Back_Alley_G has conceded from the game.
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 1 Completed.
[14:49:26] Back_Alley_G has left the game.