Game 633689518

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[03:03:41] zinnerzPT joined the game.
[03:03:41] Your strconst is out of date (server: 0608095c8c4d70a170dcef1e723d9076 / client: 8fea0e12c791451a2562b94210850c60)
[03:03:42] EternalParadox38 joined the game.
[03:03:53] EternalParadox38 chooses to play first.
[03:03:53] EternalParadox38 chooses [Merieke Ri Berit] as their commander.
[03:03:54] -BirdWizard- chooses [General Tazri] as their commander.
[03:03:54] zinnerzPT chooses [General Tazri] as their commander.
[03:03:55] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oh no not the strconst
[03:04:04] EternalParadox38 keeps this hand.
[03:04:12] -BirdWizard- keeps this hand.
[03:04:17] zinnerzPT mulligans to 7 cards.
[03:04:26] zinnerzPT keeps this hand.
[03:04:26] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[03:04:29] EternalParadox38 plays [Tranquil Cove].
[03:04:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Tranquil Cove] onto the stack (When Tranquil Cove enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[03:04:41] Turn 1: -BirdWizard-
[03:04:52] -BirdWizard- plays [Mountain].
[03:05:00] Turn 1: zinnerzPT
[03:05:05] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I don't think I can turn 6 this time though
[03:05:12] zinnerzPT plays [Seaside Citadel].
[03:05:12] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[03:05:19] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[03:05:27] Turn 2: -BirdWizard-
[03:05:39] -BirdWizard- plays [Mountain].
[03:05:42] -BirdWizard- casts [Captain's Claws].
[03:05:43] Turn 2: zinnerzPT
[03:06:03] zinnerzPT plays [Calciform Pools].
[03:06:06] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Calciform Pools] ( Put a storage counter on Calciform Pools.).
[03:06:07] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[03:06:13] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[03:06:20] EternalParadox38 casts [Mimic Vat].
[03:06:22] Turn 3: -BirdWizard-
[03:06:35] -BirdWizard- plays [Swamp].
[03:06:40] -BirdWizard- casts [Firemantle Mage].
[03:06:40] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Firemantle Mage] onto the stack (Whenever Firemantle Mage or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you ...).
[03:06:41] Turn 3: zinnerzPT
[03:06:49] zinnerzPT plays [Hammerheim].
[03:06:51] zinnerzPT casts [Talisman of Unity].
[03:06:54] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Calciform Pools] ( Put a storage counter on Calciform Pools.).
[03:06:56] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[03:07:18] EternalParadox38 casts [Merieke Ri Berit].
[03:07:23] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[03:07:28] Turn 4: -BirdWizard-
[03:07:39] -BirdWizard- plays [Nomad Outpost].
[03:07:50] -BirdWizard- casts [Zada's Commando].
[03:07:51] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Firemantle Mage] onto the stack (Whenever Firemantle Mage or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you ...).
[03:07:59] -BirdWizard- activates an ability of [Captain's Claws] targeting [Firemantle Mage] (Equip {1}).
[03:08:09] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Firemantle Mage].
[03:08:09] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Captain's Claws] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Kor Ally creature token that's tapped and a...).
[03:08:10] -BirdWizard-'s [Captain's Claws] creates a Kor Ally token.
[03:08:25] -BirdWizard- puts [Kor Ally] token onto the battlefield attacking EternalParadox38
[03:08:25] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Firemantle Mage] onto the stack (Whenever Firemantle Mage or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you ...).
[03:08:34] Turn 4: zinnerzPT
[03:08:47] zinnerzPT plays [Holdout Settlement].
[03:09:02] zinnerzPT casts [Tuktuk Scrapper].
[03:09:06] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Tuktuk Scrapper] onto the stack targeting [Mimic Vat] (Whenever Tuktuk Scrapper or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may destro...).
[03:09:27] zinnerzPT casts [Ondu Cleric].
[03:09:30] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Tuktuk Scrapper] onto the stack targeting [Captain's Claws] (Whenever Tuktuk Scrapper or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may destro...).
[03:09:30] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Ondu Cleric] onto the stack (Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life ...).
[03:09:36] Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[03:09:53] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[03:10:29] Turn 5: -BirdWizard-
[03:10:32] -BirdWizard- plays [Plains].
[03:10:53] -BirdWizard- casts [Kazuul Warlord].
[03:11:27] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: I'll let this resolve if you won't attack me
[03:12:25] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Deal
[03:12:26] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Kazuul Warlord] onto the stack (Whenever Kazuul Warlord or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +...).
[03:12:26] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Firemantle Mage] onto the stack (Whenever Firemantle Mage or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you ...).
[03:12:29] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Zada's Commando].
[03:12:32] Turn 5: zinnerzPT
[03:12:37] zinnerzPT plays [Arcane Sanctum].
[03:13:34] zinnerzPT casts [Bala Ged Thief].
[03:13:35] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Bala Ged Thief[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.
When only some cards from an opponent's hand are revealed, they do not appear in the revealed zone

[03:14:36] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: Who are you targeting?
[03:14:57] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: probably the person who actually has to reveal the whole hand
[03:15:09] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Tuktuk Scrapper] onto the stack targeting [Talisman of Unity] (Whenever Tuktuk Scrapper or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may destro...).
[03:15:11] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Ondu Cleric] onto the stack (Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life ...).
[03:15:14] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Bala Ged Thief] onto the stack targeting -BirdWizard- (Whenever Bala Ged Thief or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, target player r...).
[03:15:47] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: ;D
[03:15:49] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: hmmm
[03:15:56] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I don't really mind any of these cards tbh
[03:16:02] -BirdWizard- discards [Life's Finale].
[03:16:13] zinnerzPT chooses not to use [Tuktuk Scrapper]'s ability.
[03:17:30] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Merieke Ri Berit] targeting [Bala Ged Thief] ( Gain control of target creature for as long as you control Merieke Ri Berit. When Merieke Ri Beri...).
[03:17:36] Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[03:17:39] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Phew
[03:17:46] EternalParadox38 casts [Evil Twin].
[03:17:51] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Kazuul Warlord] onto the stack (Whenever Kazuul Warlord or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +...).
[03:17:53] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: OIh no
[03:18:04] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Bala Ged Thief] onto the stack targeting zinnerzPT (Whenever Bala Ged Thief or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, target player r...).
[03:18:09] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: wow rude
[03:18:35] zinnerzPT discards [Stone Haven Outfitter].
[03:18:50] Turn 6: -BirdWizard-
[03:18:53] -BirdWizard- plays [Mountain].
[03:19:44] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Kazuul Warlord] and [Firemantle Mage].
[03:19:54] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I feel personally attacked right now
[03:20:28] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: shouldn't have mulliganed away the hand with a tutor tbh :X
[03:20:35] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: So a deck of shapeshifters is kind of troublesome
[03:20:47] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: yeah that's clone tribal
[03:20:52] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: It is not a deck of shapeshifters
[03:20:56] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: so he'll get triggers out of bala ged
[03:20:58] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oh
[03:21:03] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: i just happen to have a couple of clones in this deck
[03:21:04] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: that's not the clone tribal?
[03:21:14] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I thought it was lol
[03:21:17] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: my clone tribal is temur
[03:21:18] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: mimc vat, evil twin
[03:21:21] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: right
[03:21:21] Turn 6: zinnerzPT
[03:21:30] zinnerzPT plays [Scoured Barrens].
[03:21:30] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Scoured Barrens] onto the stack (When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[03:21:38] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I have no idea if there's any good ally I can tutor up
[03:22:17] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: the allies are supposed to be the win con
[03:23:09] zinnerzPT casts [Hagra Diabolist].
[03:23:25] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Tuktuk Scrapper] onto the stack targeting [Talisman of Unity] (Whenever Tuktuk Scrapper or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may destro...).
[03:23:27] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Ondu Cleric] onto the stack (Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life ...).
[03:23:31] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Hagra Diabolist] onto the stack targeting EternalParadox38 (Whenever Hagra Diabolist or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, You may have t...).
[03:24:08] zinnerzPT chooses not to use [Tuktuk Scrapper]'s ability.
[03:24:30] Turn 7: EternalParadox38
[03:24:35] EternalParadox38 plays [Frost Marsh].
[03:25:02] Turn 7: -BirdWizard-
[03:25:46] -BirdWizard- casts [Bonds of Faith] targeting [Kazuul Warlord].
[03:25:49] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: this feels so awkward
[03:25:56] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: yeah...
[03:26:33] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Kazuul Warlord].
[03:26:33] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Zada's Commando] and [Firemantle Mage].
[03:26:40] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: why kazuul at me :c
[03:26:55] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I could trade... hmmm
[03:26:57] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Cause I dont want Eternal to explode it
[03:27:04] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: He can explode it whenever he wants
[03:27:09] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: yeah
[03:27:09] [Bala Ged Thief] blocks [Firemantle Mage].
[03:27:49] Turn 7: zinnerzPT
[03:28:19] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: how do I want to tap
[03:28:20] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: this is hard
[03:28:32] zinnerzPT casts [General Tazri].
[03:28:39] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Tuktuk Scrapper] onto the stack targeting [Talisman of Unity] (Whenever Tuktuk Scrapper or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may destro...).
[03:28:41] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Ondu Cleric] onto the stack (Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life ...).
[03:28:45] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Hagra Diabolist] onto the stack targeting EternalParadox38 (Whenever Hagra Diabolist or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, You may have t...).
[03:28:45] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [General Tazri] onto the stack (When General Tazri enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Ally creature card, ...).
[03:30:16] zinnerzPT reveals [Jwari Shapeshifter].
[03:30:29] zinnerzPT chooses not to use [Tuktuk Scrapper]'s ability.
[03:30:33] zinnerzPT casts [Jwari Shapeshifter].
[03:30:54] EternalParadox38 casts [Eyeblight's Ending] targeting [Hagra Diabolist].
[03:31:13] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Tuktuk Scrapper] onto the stack targeting [Talisman of Unity] (Whenever Tuktuk Scrapper or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may destro...).
[03:31:13] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Ondu Cleric] onto the stack (Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life ...).
[03:31:13] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Ondu Cleric] onto the stack (Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life ...).
[03:31:27] zinnerzPT chooses not to use [Tuktuk Scrapper]'s ability.
[03:31:41] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Kazuul Warlord] targeting [Kazuul Warlord] ( Destroy target creature with the same name as this creature.).
[03:31:42] Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[03:31:57] EternalParadox38 casts [Merfolk Looter].
[03:32:22] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I was thinking either getting a self mill engine or buying some time until I draw into one
[03:32:35] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I only noticed Hagra after you blew it up
[03:32:40] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: it would be a pretty good play though
[03:33:04] Turn 8: -BirdWizard-
[03:33:32] -BirdWizard- casts [Hagra Diabolist].
[03:33:50] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: that's one of the win cons from the combo btw
[03:34:00] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: drains you for ~30*30
[03:34:31] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: If i let this resolve will you target zinnerz instead of me
[03:34:45] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: >.>
[03:34:51] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Its only 3 damage but sure
[03:34:55] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: he can't keep getting away with this
[03:34:58] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Hagra Diabolist] onto the stack targeting zinnerzPT (Whenever Hagra Diabolist or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, You may have t...).
[03:35:08] -BirdWizard- chooses not to use [Hagra Diabolist]'s ability.
[03:35:15] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I targeted him, there
[03:35:27] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oh you chose not to?
[03:35:48] Turn 8: zinnerzPT
[03:35:58] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I feel less personally attacked now
[03:36:12] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: I just don't want to get drained to death
[03:36:12] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: There we go.
[03:36:27] zinnerzPT casts [Weapons Trainer].
[03:36:42] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I'll continue gaining life then
[03:36:45] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Tuktuk Scrapper] onto the stack targeting [Talisman of Unity] (Whenever Tuktuk Scrapper or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may destro...).
[03:36:45] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Ondu Cleric] onto the stack (Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life ...).
[03:36:45] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Ondu Cleric] onto the stack (Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life ...).
[03:36:47] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Ugh thats too much life
[03:36:58] zinnerzPT chooses not to use [Tuktuk Scrapper]'s ability.
[03:37:11] zinnerzPT casts [Drana's Emissary].
[03:37:22] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Man, you REALLY want me to use that boardwipe dont you
[03:37:34] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I said earlier, I don't mind it
[03:37:36] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Tuktuk Scrapper] onto the stack targeting [Talisman of Unity] (Whenever Tuktuk Scrapper or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may destro...).
[03:37:36] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Ondu Cleric] onto the stack (Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life ...).
[03:37:36] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Ondu Cleric] onto the stack (Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life ...).
[03:37:49] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: the more stuff in the grave, the more I get to bring back c:
[03:37:52] zinnerzPT chooses not to use [Tuktuk Scrapper]'s ability.
[03:37:54] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: he can stall forever until he combos off
[03:37:55] zinnerzPT plays [Survivors' Encampment].
[03:37:57] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Thats what im afraid of ;-;
[03:38:00] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Calciform Pools] ( Put a storage counter on Calciform Pools.).
[03:38:46] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Im just gonna have to let it rip I guess
[03:38:49] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I need mroe card draw
[03:38:54] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: same
[03:39:03] Turn 9: EternalParadox38
[03:39:04] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: and need to cut the bad non 2cmc allies
[03:39:13] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Merfolk Looter] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[03:39:17] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Merfolk Looter]'s ability.
[03:39:19] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: since I got 3 ways to bring them back, and one of them needs them to be 2cmc
[03:39:27] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: or maybe 4?
[03:39:34] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I don't even know how many enablers
[03:39:44] EternalParadox38 discards [Whispering Madness].
[03:39:48] EternalParadox38 plays [Transguild Promenade].
[03:39:48] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Transguild Promenade] onto the stack (When Transguild Promenade enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.).
[03:40:10] -BirdWizard- activates an ability of [Zada's Commando] targeting zinnerzPT ( Zada's Commando deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.).
[03:40:16] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: pew
[03:40:19] Turn 9: -BirdWizard-
[03:40:38] -BirdWizard- casts [Phyrexian Rebirth].
[03:40:40] -BirdWizard-'s [Phyrexian Rebirth] creates a Horror token.
[03:40:41] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Merieke Ri Berit] onto the stack (Destroy the controlled creature. It cannot be regenerated.).
[03:40:41] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: nice
[03:40:51] Turn 9: zinnerzPT
[03:41:11] zinnerzPT casts [General Tazri].
[03:41:14] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [General Tazri] onto the stack (When General Tazri enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Ally creature card, ...).
[03:43:10] zinnerzPT reveals [Sea Gate Loremaster].
[03:43:25] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oh right
[03:43:26] Turn 10: EternalParadox38
[03:43:35] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: could've tutored something to deal with the 12/12
[03:43:37] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: forgot about that
[03:43:50] EternalParadox38 casts [Angel of Condemnation].
[03:43:53] EternalParadox38 plays [Swamp].
[03:44:11] EternalParadox38 casts [Nekrataal].
[03:44:15] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Nekrataal] onto the stack targeting [General Tazri] (When Nekrataal enters the battlefield, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. That creatur...).
[03:44:16] Turn 10: -BirdWizard-
[03:44:19] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: how rude
[03:44:20] -BirdWizard- plays [Mountain].
[03:44:27] -BirdWizard- casts [Demonspine Whip].
[03:44:34] -BirdWizard- activates an ability of [Demonspine Whip] targeting [Horror] token (Equip {1}).
[03:44:38] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: well i'm not killing my own angel
[03:44:48] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: you could not have cast it
[03:44:49] -BirdWizard- activates an ability of [Demonspine Whip]. (X is 4) ( Equipped creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.).
[03:44:59] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Horror] token.
[03:45:03] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: but then i couldn't chump if i was attacked
[03:45:06] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I was hoping you'd be nice and blink my tazri
[03:45:12] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: true
[03:45:15] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: fair then
[03:45:16] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: and not i can exile the horror
[03:45:18] Turn 10: zinnerzPT
[03:45:21] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: *now
[03:45:29] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: yeah I saw that
[03:45:34] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oh...
[03:45:53] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: can I win this turn?
[03:46:00] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Uh oh
[03:46:00] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: no...
[03:46:02] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: okay
[03:46:18] zinnerzPT casts [Diabolic Tutor].
[03:46:38] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I could if it had haste though
[03:47:24] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: actually
[03:47:28] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I could have won if I had 1 more mana
[03:47:28] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oof
[03:48:53] zinnerzPT casts [Woodland Changeling].
[03:49:01] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Calciform Pools] ( Put a storage counter on Calciform Pools.).
[03:49:08] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Oh noooo
[03:49:13] Turn 11: EternalParadox38
[03:49:19] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[03:49:41] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: You know Zinnerz, you're gonna make me run that one drop artifact that banishes all cards in the gy
[03:49:50] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: not pd legal
[03:49:50] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: in all of my decks
[03:49:52] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: w
[03:49:56] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: *aw
[03:49:58] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: there's one to shuffle
[03:50:06] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Angel of Condemnation].
[03:50:10] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: and there's a 2 drop cat that does something pretty good
[03:50:22] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: exiles everything but 2 cards
[03:50:53] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: but each player chooses what to keep
[03:51:04] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: eternal are you really gonna let him swing at me?
[03:51:04] Turn 11: -BirdWizard-
[03:51:25] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Eternal, he's gonna win the game next turn
[03:51:46] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: probably not tbh
[03:52:26] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: actually, now that you mention it..
[03:52:30] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: If you blink that Changling, I can bash Zinnerz down to like...whatever 46-19 is
[03:52:34] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I could, couldn't I?
[03:52:38] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: sure
[03:52:42] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: wow rude
[03:52:53] -BirdWizard- activates an ability of [Demonspine Whip]. (X is 7) ( Equipped creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.).
[03:53:00] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: you just said you can win next turn
[03:53:13] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I could
[03:53:14] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: if I had done the math
[03:53:23] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Calciform pool
[03:53:26] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Angel of Condemnation] targeting [Woodland Changeling] ( Exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at t...).
[03:53:45] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Horror] token.
[03:53:48] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: what about the calciform pool?
[03:53:55] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oh, the extra mana from earlier?
[03:53:59] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Yeah
[03:54:02] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I needed the extra mana along with the tutor
[03:54:08] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: and eternal was tapped out
[03:54:19] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Angel of Condemnation] onto the stack (Return Woodland Changeling to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the ne...).
[03:54:27] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Ok, you can get rid of the horror now if you want
[03:54:33] Turn 11: zinnerzPT
[03:55:33] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: there's nothing really I can do.. so... yolo
[03:55:46] zinnerzPT casts [Living Death].
[03:56:05] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Counterspell...?
[03:56:21] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I was expecting a much faster counterspell
[03:56:33] EternalParadox38 casts [Insidious Will] targeting [Living Death] (Counter target spell.).
[03:56:45] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: if you had copied it
[03:56:48] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: ^
[03:56:48] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: it would be hilarious btw
[03:56:54] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Totally should have done that lol
[03:56:54] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: you'd both die though
[03:56:56] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: from tyriggers
[03:57:03] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: probably
[03:57:09] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: I was thinking about it, but yeah we'd both die
[03:57:24] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I was missing like 4 damage from killing both
[03:57:31] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: but you'd both discard your entire hand
[03:57:59] zinnerzPT casts [Talisman of Impulse].
[03:58:16] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Calciform Pools] ( Put a storage counter on Calciform Pools.).
[03:58:46] Turn 12: EternalParadox38
[03:59:07] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: wait, was that the first counterspell?
[03:59:13] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I thought you had used your counterspell earlier
[03:59:16] EternalParadox38 plays [Submerged Boneyard].
[03:59:36] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: going for it was dumb then... I was hoping you hadn't drawn into 2 counterspells
[04:00:18] EternalParadox38 casts [Merieke Ri Berit].
[04:00:40] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Angel of Condemnation].
[04:01:06] Turn 12: -BirdWizard-
[04:01:13] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: bird, how are you going to deal with eternal after I'm dead?
[04:01:34] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I have an idea.
[04:01:50] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Just trying to figure out what order I gotta play my cards...
[04:01:59] -BirdWizard- casts [Helm of the Host].
[04:02:24] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: helm of the host is pretty good in allies
[04:02:37] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: I'll keep blinking the blocker if you keep not attacking me
[04:02:37] -BirdWizard- casts [Boros Signet].
[04:02:39] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: it's like a 2nd captain's clows
[04:02:49] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: How about this
[04:02:53] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: he has to attack you eventually though, no?
[04:03:13] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: yeah, but then you can't win out of nowhere
[04:03:15] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Well actually
[04:03:27] -BirdWizard- casts [Shield of the Realm].
[04:03:48] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: there's only 1 card in my 78 card library that can win out of nowhere anymore
[04:03:51] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Damn im confused
[04:03:55] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: oh
[04:04:10] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: but i'm sure you have more card draw and tutors
[04:04:10] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: is what I'd call unlikely topdeck
[04:04:19] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: actually not playing any card draw at all
[04:04:25] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Eternal, if I dont attack you, spare stealing my horror for one turn
[04:04:27] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: which is dumb, I should play all of it
[04:04:46] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Helm of the Host] onto the stack (At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of equipped creature, except...).
[04:05:21] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: You know what, screw it
[04:05:31] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: he's not gonna steal it btw
[04:05:31] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: why?
[04:05:34] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: he's going to blink the token
[04:05:35] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Worst comes to worst, you banish it
[04:05:44] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: oh
[04:05:50] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Well shit.
[04:06:12] Turn 12: zinnerzPT
[04:06:24] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: and if you helm of the host on your tazri, that's a lot of tutoring
[04:06:32] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: As long as you're alive, Zinnerz, then Im not the only threat.
[04:06:42] zinnerzPT casts [Umbral Mantle].
[04:07:04] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: as long as he's alive he can win, that's what combo decks do
[04:07:06] zinnerzPT casts [Sea Gate Loremaster].
[04:07:17] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Better take care of him then, right?
[04:07:30] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: literally my only card with the text "draw" on it
[04:07:57] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: This whip is dumb.
[04:08:16] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: the whip is mediocre imo
[04:08:23] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Angel of Condemnation] targeting [Horror] token ( Exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at t...).
[04:08:24] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Yeah, gonna take it out
[04:08:36] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Angel of Condemnation] onto the stack (Return ability from Horror token to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of ...).
[04:08:44] Turn 13: EternalParadox38
[04:09:33] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: The only issue is that Eternal can take my creature with the helm on it.
[04:09:36] EternalParadox38 casts [Angel of Despair].
[04:09:37] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: And just make an army
[04:09:45] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Angel of Despair] onto the stack targeting [Helm of the Host] (When Angel of Despair enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent.).
[04:09:51] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Or not
[04:09:53] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: you get the creature, not the creature controller
[04:10:04] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: the effect is on the helm
[04:10:37] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Yeah, but you still get the helm if its equipped dont you?
[04:10:50] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Could have sworn I just saw that happen
[04:10:52] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Angel of Condemnation].
[04:10:52] -BirdWizard- is being attacked by [Nekrataal].
[04:10:53] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: the helm's owner gets the token
[04:11:16] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I mean
[04:11:17] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: the helm's controller
[04:11:23] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: which is the owner 99% of the time
[04:11:27] Turn 13: -BirdWizard-
[04:11:30] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: stealing a creature doesn't steal the equipments
[04:11:41] -BirdWizard- discards [Desert of the Fervent].
[04:11:41] -BirdWizard- cycles [Desert of the Fervent].
[04:11:48] -BirdWizard- plays [Mystifying Maze].
[04:11:49] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Mystifying Maze[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.
Mystifying Maze returns the exiled creature to the battlefield untapped.

[04:12:10] -BirdWizard- casts [General Tazri].
[04:12:15] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [General Tazri] onto the stack (When General Tazri enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Ally creature card, ...).
[04:13:00] -BirdWizard- reveals [Murasa Pyromancer].
[04:13:10] -BirdWizard- activates an ability of [Shield of the Realm] targeting [General Tazri] (Equip {1}).
[04:13:40] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Merieke Ri Berit] targeting [Sea Gate Loremaster] ( Gain control of target creature for as long as you control Merieke Ri Berit. When Merieke Ri Beri...).
[04:13:44] Turn 13: zinnerzPT
[04:15:06] zinnerzPT casts [General Tazri].
[04:15:11] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [General Tazri] onto the stack (When General Tazri enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Ally creature card, ...).
[04:16:10] zinnerzPT reveals [Kalastria Healer].
[04:16:15] zinnerzPT casts [Kalastria Healer].
[04:16:29] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Kalastria Healer] onto the stack (Whenever Kalastria Healer or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent...).
[04:17:07] Turn 14: EternalParadox38
[04:17:19] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Sea Gate Loremaster] ( Draw a card for each Ally you control.).
[04:17:24] EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Sea Gate Loremaster]'s ability.
[04:17:44] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[04:17:49] EternalParadox38 casts [Manalith].
[04:18:30] EternalParadox38 casts [Adarkar Valkyrie].
[04:19:10] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Angel of Despair].
[04:19:10] -BirdWizard- is being attacked by [Angel of Condemnation].
[04:19:36] Turn 14: -BirdWizard-
[04:19:58] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: brid where's the wraths
[04:19:59] -BirdWizard- casts [Walk the Plank] targeting [Adarkar Valkyrie].
[04:20:05] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Great question
[04:20:29] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Angel of Condemnation] targeting [Adarkar Valkyrie] ( Exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at t...).
[04:20:37] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Yeah we're boned.
[04:20:39] -BirdWizard-'s [Walk the Plank] is countered because it has no legal targets.
[04:20:42] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: murasa pyromancer
[04:20:45] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: on the merieke
[04:20:56] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: To do what?
[04:21:02] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Can only do 2 damage
[04:21:04] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: kill her and the sea gate
[04:21:09] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: merieke has 1 health
[04:21:11] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: oh
[04:21:21] -BirdWizard- casts [Murasa Pyromancer].
[04:21:24] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Murasa Pyromancer] onto the stack targeting [Merieke Ri Berit] (Whenever Murasa Pyromancer or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may have...).
[04:21:30] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Merieke Ri Berit] onto the stack (Destroy the controlled creature. It cannot be regenerated.).
[04:21:44] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Angel of Condemnation] onto the stack (Return Adarkar Valkyrie to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next ...).
[04:21:48] Turn 14: zinnerzPT
[04:22:17] zinnerzPT casts [Boros Signet].
[04:22:40] zinnerzPT casts [Elves of Deep Shadow].
[04:23:06] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Umbral Mantle] targeting [General Tazri] (Equip {0}).
[04:23:29] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [General Tazri].
[04:24:44] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [General Tazri] ( This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.).
[04:25:20] EternalParadox38 has been dealt 5 total damage by zinnerzPT's commander, [General Tazri].
[04:25:37] Turn 15: EternalParadox38
[04:25:58] EternalParadox38 plays [Plains].
[04:26:24] EternalParadox38 casts [Keiga, the Tide Star].
[04:26:28] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: wew
[04:26:37] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Geez
[04:27:34] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Adarkar Valkyrie], [Angel of Despair], and [Angel of Condemnation].
[04:28:15] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I need the absolute nuttiest topdeck in the whole history of topdecks
[04:28:27] Turn 15: -BirdWizard-
[04:28:28] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Same
[04:28:34] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Shit
[04:28:46] -BirdWizard- casts [Angelic Captain].
[04:28:48] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: but I do have 1 card in my deck that I just straight up win the game if I draw it next turn
[04:29:16] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I don't have any tutors that can get it and still have mana left though
[04:29:16] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Murasa Pyromancer] onto the stack targeting [Angel of Condemnation] (Whenever Murasa Pyromancer or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may have...).
[04:29:22] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I know you can bring it back
[04:29:53] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Angel of Condemnation] targeting [Angel of Despair] ( Exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at t...).
[04:30:07] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Adarkar Valkyrie] targeting [Angel of Condemnation] ( When target creature other than Adarkar Valkyrie dies this turn, return that card to the battlefi...).
[04:30:22] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from Adarkar Valkyrie onto the stack (When Angel of Condemnation dies this turn, return it to the battlefield under EternalParadox38's c...).
[04:31:07] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Angel of Condemnation] onto the stack (Return Angel of Despair to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next ...).
[04:31:49] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Angel of Despair] onto the stack targeting [General Tazri] (When Angel of Despair enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent.).
[04:31:58] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: that is the right target imo
[04:32:16] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: rng pls
[04:32:19] Turn 15: zinnerzPT
[04:32:25] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: close but not quite
[04:32:28] zinnerzPT plays [Drownyard Temple].
[04:32:53] zinnerzPT casts [General Tazri].
[04:33:03] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: nothing I can get so probably gg
[04:33:09] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Kalastria Healer] onto the stack (Whenever Kalastria Healer or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent...).
[04:33:09] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [General Tazri] onto the stack (When General Tazri enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Ally creature card, ...).
[04:33:51] zinnerzPT reveals [Makindi Aeronaut].
[04:34:13] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Umbral Mantle] targeting [Elves of Deep Shadow] (Equip {0}).
[04:34:26] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I wonder if I can do a magic trick
[04:34:48] Turn 16: EternalParadox38
[04:34:54] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: eternal, can you only deal me 4?
[04:34:59] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: want to see if I can die to umbral mantle bug
[04:36:01] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Angel of Condemnation] and [Adarkar Valkyrie].
[04:36:01] -BirdWizard- is being attacked by [Angel of Despair] and [Keiga, the Tide Star].
[04:36:07] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: swing only with the 4/5 at me? D:
[04:36:08] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: :c
[04:36:15] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: well
[04:36:21] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: this will probably softlock me then
[04:36:34] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: ah
[04:36:38] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: doesn't deal damage to me the 2nd time
[04:36:40] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: a shame
[04:37:02] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: not as broken as with rofellos
[04:37:04] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: gg
[04:37:13] zinnerzPT is now a watcher.
[04:37:26] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I am gonna get wrecked
[04:37:34] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Angel of Condemnation] targeting [Angel of Despair] ( Exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at t...).
[04:37:40] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: nooooo...
[04:37:48] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Angel of Condemnation] onto the stack (Return Angel of Despair to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next ...).
[04:37:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Angel of Despair] onto the stack targeting [Murasa Pyromancer] (When Angel of Despair enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent.).
[04:38:04] Turn 16: -BirdWizard-
[04:38:08] -BirdWizard- plays [Swamp].
[04:38:12] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: :|
[04:38:19] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: gg
[04:38:29] -BirdWizard- has conceded from the game.
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 1 Completed.
[04:38:38] -BirdWizard- draws their next card.
[04:38:38] EternalParadox38 has left the game.
[04:38:40] -BirdWizard- draws their next card.
[04:38:42] -BirdWizard- draws their next card.
[04:38:42] -BirdWizard- draws their next card.
[04:38:43] -BirdWizard- draws their next card.
[04:38:44] -BirdWizard- draws their next card.
[04:38:46] -BirdWizard- draws their next card.
[04:38:46] zinnerzPT has stopped watching.