Game 625485198

[10:32:25] PDBot has started watching.
[10:32:25] zinnerzPT joined the game.
[10:32:33] EternalParadox38 chooses to play first.
[10:32:33] EternalParadox38 chooses [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] as their commander.
[10:32:34] Back_Alley_G chooses [Teneb, the Harvester] as their commander.
[10:32:34] -BirdWizard- chooses [Depala, Pilot Exemplar] as their commander.
[10:32:34] zinnerzPT chooses [Jalira, Master Polymorphist] as their commander.
[10:32:50] EternalParadox38 keeps this hand.
[10:32:52] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: love me that pseudo braids
[10:32:52] Back_Alley_G keeps this hand.
[10:33:56] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: gl and hf folks
[10:35:01] -BirdWizard- keeps this hand.
[10:35:04] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: glhf
[10:35:06] zinnerzPT mulligans to 7 cards.
[10:35:11] zinnerzPT keeps this hand.
[10:35:11] Turn 1: EternalParadox38
[10:35:15] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: sorry guys, glhf
[10:35:17] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[10:35:21] EternalParadox38 casts [Loam Dryad].
[10:35:38] Turn 1: Back_Alley_G
[10:35:43] Back_Alley_G plays [Forest].
[10:35:54] Turn 1: -BirdWizard-
[10:36:15] -BirdWizard- plays [Scabland].
[10:36:16] Turn 1: zinnerzPT
[10:36:21] zinnerzPT plays [Island].
[10:36:25] Turn 2: EternalParadox38
[10:36:37] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[10:36:40] EternalParadox38 casts [Throne of the God-Pharaoh].
[10:36:52] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Loam Dryad].
[10:36:54] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Throne of the God-Pharaoh] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creature...).
[10:36:54] Turn 2: Back_Alley_G
[10:37:00] Back_Alley_G plays [Plains].
[10:37:09] Back_Alley_G casts [Hermit Druid].
[10:37:11] Turn 2: -BirdWizard-
[10:37:21] -BirdWizard- plays [Plains].
[10:37:38] -BirdWizard- casts [Veteran Motorist].
[10:37:39] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Veteran Motorist] onto the stack (When Veteran Motorist enters the battlefield, scry 2.).
[10:37:50] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I'm going to be bullied so hard
[10:37:55] -BirdWizard- puts 2 cards on the bottom of their library.
[10:38:10] Turn 2: zinnerzPT
[10:38:14] zinnerzPT plays [Island].
[10:38:16] zinnerzPT casts [Neurok Stealthsuit].
[10:38:17] Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[10:38:37] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[10:38:41] EternalParadox38 casts [Managorger Hydra].
[10:38:47] EternalParadox38 casts [Slither Blade].
[10:38:47] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:38:49] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Throne of the God-Pharaoh] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creature...).
[10:38:49] Turn 3: Back_Alley_G
[10:38:50] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: why do you say that?
[10:38:59] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: everyone playing stuff early on
[10:39:25] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Hermit Druid] ( Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a basic land card. Put that card into ...).
[10:39:25] Back_Alley_G reveals [Murderous Cut].
[10:39:25] Back_Alley_G reveals [Zendikar Resurgent].
[10:39:25] Back_Alley_G reveals [Golgari Guildgate].
[10:39:25] Back_Alley_G reveals [Obzedat's Aid].
[10:39:25] Back_Alley_G reveals [Rogue's Passage].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Vulturous Zombie].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Tragic Arrogance].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Mirage Mirror].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Diabolic Tutor].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Deathcap Cultivator].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Omen Machine].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Selesnya Guildgate].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Helm of the Host].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Aven Mindcensor].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [True Conviction].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Everflowing Chalice].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Foul Orchard].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Evolving Wilds].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Tranquil Expanse].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Jarad's Orders].
[10:39:26] Back_Alley_G reveals [Swamp].
[10:39:44] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: wow
[10:39:57] Back_Alley_G plays [Swamp].
[10:40:01] Back_Alley_G casts [Selesnya Signet].
[10:40:01] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:40:02] Turn 3: -BirdWizard-
[10:40:15] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: 0 reanimation targets... really?
[10:40:16] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: that milled a lot more than I expected it to
[10:40:25] -BirdWizard- plays [Plains].
[10:40:35] -BirdWizard- casts [Aviary Mechanic].
[10:40:35] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:40:45] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Aviary Mechanic] onto the stack (When Aviary Mechanic enters the battlefield, you may return another permanent you control to its o...).
[10:40:48] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: thought I had a decent amount, but maybe i need some more
[10:40:52] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: except maybe that bg zombie
[10:40:54] -BirdWizard- returns [Veteran Motorist] to its owner's hand with [Aviary Mechanic]'s ability.
[10:41:18] Turn 3: zinnerzPT
[10:41:24] zinnerzPT plays [Island].
[10:41:26] zinnerzPT casts [Nuisance Engine].
[10:41:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:41:28] Turn 4: EternalParadox38
[10:41:46] EternalParadox38 casts [Edric, Spymaster of Trest].
[10:41:46] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:41:57] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[10:42:50] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Slither Blade].
[10:42:51] -BirdWizard- is being attacked by [Managorger Hydra].
[10:43:00] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Owch.
[10:43:14] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[10:43:14] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[10:43:36] EternalParadox38 casts [Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive].
[10:43:36] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:43:37] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Throne of the God-Pharaoh] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creature...).
[10:43:38] Turn 4: Back_Alley_G
[10:44:13] Back_Alley_G plays [Forest].
[10:44:29] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Hermit Druid].
[10:45:17] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[10:45:37] Back_Alley_G casts [Hedron Archive].
[10:45:37] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:45:47] Back_Alley_G casts [Mulch].
[10:45:47] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:45:48] Back_Alley_G reveals 4 cards with [Mulch]: [Swamp], [Profane Command], [Forest], and [Beacon of Unrest].
[10:45:49] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Profane Command[sU] has a Advantageous bug.
Profane Command If a player gains shroud in response to Profane Command, the first mode will still resolve / choosing to give creatures fear when you control no creatures prompts a large number.
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[10:45:52] Back_Alley_G puts [Swamp] and [Forest] into their hand with with [Mulch].
[10:45:52] Back_Alley_G puts [Profane Command] and [Beacon of Unrest] into their graveyard.
[10:45:57] Turn 4: -BirdWizard-
[10:46:12] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I feel stuck.
[10:46:23] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Hm.
[10:46:35] -BirdWizard- plays [Plains].
[10:46:42] -BirdWizard- casts [Mobile Garrison].
[10:46:42] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:46:46] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: well, you should swing at someone to draw 1 btw
[10:47:01] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: because of Edric
[10:47:24] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Anyone have anything that can take down the hydra?
[10:47:32] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: I do
[10:47:35] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: not atm sadly
[10:48:09] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Paradox, can we make a 1 turn truce. I have stuff that can take care of everything but the hydra. I wont mess with you if you dont attack me.
[10:48:32] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: sure
[10:48:47] Turn 4: zinnerzPT
[10:49:08] zinnerzPT plays [Island].
[10:49:15] Turn 5: EternalParadox38
[10:50:25] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive] and [Slither Blade].
[10:50:25] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Managorger Hydra].
[10:50:46] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[10:50:46] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[10:50:46] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[10:51:15] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[10:52:03] EternalParadox38 casts [Everflowing Chalice] (kicked 2 times).
[10:52:03] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:52:25] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Throne of the God-Pharaoh] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creature...).
[10:52:38] Turn 5: Back_Alley_G
[10:52:47] Back_Alley_G plays [Swamp].
[10:53:06] stash86 has started watching.
[10:53:16] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: hey zinner mind if I swing in for a card? hoping to dig for something
[10:53:23] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: sure
[10:53:42] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Hermit Druid].
[10:53:47] stash86 has stopped watching.
[10:53:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[10:54:55] Back_Alley_G casts [Luminate Primordial].
[10:54:55] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:55:16] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: that's a pretty mediocre primordial
[10:55:27] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: takes care of the hydra at least
[10:55:28] EternalParadox38 casts [Void Shatter] targeting [Luminate Primordial].
[10:55:28] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:55:33] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: or not
[10:55:46] zinnerzPT casts [Rewind] targeting [Void Shatter].
[10:55:47] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Managorger Hydra] onto the stack (Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.).
[10:55:59] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: or yes
[10:56:29] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Luminate Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Aviary Mechanic], and [Managorger Hydra] (When Luminate Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, exile up to one target creatur...).
[10:56:50] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: :(
[10:56:57] Turn 5: -BirdWizard-
[10:57:26] -BirdWizard- plays [Boros Guildgate].
[10:57:32] -BirdWizard- casts [Gearshift Ace].
[10:57:48] -BirdWizard- casts [Veteran Motorist].
[10:57:59] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Veteran Motorist] onto the stack (When Veteran Motorist enters the battlefield, scry 2.).
[10:58:12] -BirdWizard- puts 1 card on the bottom of their library and 1 card on top of their library.
[10:58:45] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: BAG, let's help eachother for a little while
[10:58:50] zinnerzPT casts [Fact or Fiction].
[10:59:05] zinnerzPT chooses Back_Alley_G.
[10:59:26] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Or
[10:59:27] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: :D
[10:59:36] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I really wish I hit a land though
[10:59:39] zinnerzPT puts [Stormtide Leviathan], [Hinder], [Elixir of Immortality], [Drowner of Hope], [Sphinx of Uthuun] into their hand with [Fact or Fiction].
[10:59:39] Turn 5: zinnerzPT
[10:59:49] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, not having much luck finding those
[10:59:51] zinnerzPT plays [Island].
[11:00:21] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: what kind of hypnosis bs what that
[11:00:36] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: "help me"... "okay sure"
[11:00:38] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I literally countered your counter on his creature and gave hi ma free draw
[11:00:48] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: it's fair-ish
[11:00:50] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: politics
[11:00:55] zinnerzPT casts [Whelming Wave].
[11:00:57] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: temporary alliance I guess you could say
[11:01:09] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: that should slow eternal down a bit
[11:01:30] [Veteran Motorist] is returned to -BirdWizard-'s hand from the battlefield.
[11:01:30] [Gearshift Ace] is returned to -BirdWizard-'s hand from the battlefield.
[11:01:30] [Luminate Primordial] is returned to Back_Alley_G's hand from the battlefield.
[11:01:30] [Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive] is returned to EternalParadox38's hand from the battlefield.
[11:01:30] [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] is returned to EternalParadox38's hand from the battlefield.
[11:01:30] [Slither Blade] is returned to EternalParadox38's hand from the battlefield.
[11:01:30] [Hermit Druid] is returned to Back_Alley_G's hand from the battlefield.
[11:01:30] [Loam Dryad] is returned to EternalParadox38's hand from the battlefield.
[11:01:35] zinnerzPT casts [Elixir of Immortality].
[11:01:40] Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[11:01:43] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[11:01:50] EternalParadox38 casts [Loam Dryad].
[11:02:03] EternalParadox38 casts [Artificer's Assistant].
[11:02:08] EternalParadox38 casts [Slither Blade].
[11:02:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Throne of the God-Pharaoh] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creature...).
[11:02:30] Turn 6: Back_Alley_G
[11:02:33] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: brb
[11:02:43] Back_Alley_G plays [Swamp].
[11:03:48] Back_Alley_G casts [Cultivator's Caravan].
[11:04:12] Back_Alley_G casts [Grave Betrayal].
[11:04:13] Turn 6: -BirdWizard-
[11:04:14] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Grave Betrayal[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.
If control of Grave Betrayal or  Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker changes between a creature dying and the delayed EOT trigger going on the stack, the new controller gets the creature rather than the player who created the delayed trigger.
Our data about this bug is out of date.  Please let us know if this card is still bugged (or if it's been fixed).
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[11:04:58] -BirdWizard- plays [Plains].
[11:05:02] -BirdWizard- casts [Everflowing Chalice].
[11:05:10] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: chalice with 0?
[11:05:13] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: That was a fuck up, oh well.
[11:05:20] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: rip
[11:05:25] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: F
[11:05:31] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: don't worry about it too much, happens
[11:05:36] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: yeah
[11:05:40] -BirdWizard- casts [Depala, Pilot Exemplar].
[11:05:53] -BirdWizard- casts [Veteran Motorist].
[11:05:59] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: sorry for the delay
[11:06:01] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Veteran Motorist] onto the stack (When Veteran Motorist enters the battlefield, scry 2.).
[11:06:28] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Had a random charter internet worker knock on my door cause the internet was shitty and he wanted to see the router
[11:06:37] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: no big deal
[11:06:41] -BirdWizard- puts 1 card on the bottom of their library and 1 card on top of their library.
[11:06:59] Turn 6: zinnerzPT
[11:07:07] zinnerzPT plays [Island].
[11:07:15] zinnerzPT casts [Jalira, Master Polymorphist].
[11:07:25] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Neurok Stealthsuit] targeting [Jalira, Master Polymorphist] (Equip {1}).
[11:07:35] Turn 7: EternalParadox38
[11:07:49] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: my throat's fucky, gonna grab some water, brb
[11:07:59] EternalParadox38 casts [Edric, Spymaster of Trest].
[11:08:00] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Artificer's Assistant] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a historic spell, scry 1.).
[11:08:12] EternalParadox38 puts 1 card on top of their library.
[11:08:45] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Slither Blade].
[11:08:45] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Artificer's Assistant].
[11:08:53] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: man, a blue mage getting dehyrdrated. just wow :P
[11:09:11] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[11:09:11] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[11:09:11] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: hahaha
[11:09:26] EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[11:09:55] EternalParadox38 casts [Martyr of Frost].
[11:09:56] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: love me that mono U pdh deck
[11:10:08] EternalParadox38 casts [Zephyr Sprite].
[11:10:25] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: are you just playing all 1cmc blue creatures or what?
[11:10:45] EternalParadox38 casts [Mothdust Changeling].
[11:10:55] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I guess that's a yes
[11:10:58] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Throne of the God-Pharaoh] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creature...).
[11:11:11] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Mothdust Changeling] ( Mothdust Changeling gains flying until end of turn.).
[11:11:21] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Mothdust Changeling] ( Mothdust Changeling gains flying until end of turn.).
[11:11:27] EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Mothdust Changeling] ( Mothdust Changeling gains flying until end of turn.).
[11:11:42] Turn 7: Back_Alley_G
[11:12:24] Back_Alley_G plays [Forest].
[11:12:59] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: This deck was heavily inspired by mono-blue skies
[11:13:21] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: that's edric for you pretty much
[11:13:30] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: thoughts on a wrath?
[11:13:32] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: the only non-control deck i have ever played
[11:13:44] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I literally just played my commander :c
[11:14:00] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: I also do not want a wrath
[11:14:16] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: well, I figured that :P, more wondering about bird and zinner
[11:14:23] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: and well
[11:14:26] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: if you do wrath
[11:14:31] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I dont know what a wrath is
[11:14:32] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: you'll have quite the board because of grave betrayal
[11:14:33] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: so do it
[11:14:38] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: do it
[11:14:39] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: wrath = board wipe
[11:14:41] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: it'll be great
[11:15:01] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: so you're down for a wrath then bird?
[11:15:08] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Cool with me.
[11:15:15] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I gotta learn somehow
[11:15:25] Back_Alley_G casts [Magister of Worth].
[11:15:35] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oh
[11:15:50] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: Instead of me having my board, back alley would have everyone's board
[11:16:00] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Magister of Worth] onto the stack (When Magister of Worth enters the battlefield, starting with you, each player votes for grace or c...).
[11:16:15] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: with +1/+1 counters
[11:16:29] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: so please vote grace
[11:16:35] Back_Alley_G votes for Condemnation
[11:16:43] -BirdWizard- votes for Condemnation
[11:16:44] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: or condemnation
[11:16:50] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: rip
[11:16:52] zinnerzPT votes for Grace
[11:16:59] EternalParadox38 votes for Grace
[11:16:59] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:17:00] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:17:00] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:17:00] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:17:00] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:17:00] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:17:00] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:17:15] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: time to bounce the entire board again
[11:17:33] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: G, let's make a deal.
[11:17:39] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: ok
[11:17:45] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I won't wipe your boys if you don't come at me this turn.
[11:17:51] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: sure
[11:17:55] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: coo
[11:18:25] Back_Alley_G casts [Necrogenesis].
[11:18:52] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: eternal, how many enchantment removal are you running really?
[11:18:53] Back_Alley_G casts [Hermit Druid].
[11:19:15] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: 3-4 but one needs me to have a board
[11:19:17] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: 28
[11:19:32] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Cultivator's Caravan] (Crew 3).
[11:19:58] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Cultivator's Caravan].
[11:20:07] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Zephyr Sprite to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it ...).
[11:20:13] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Veteran Motorist to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on ...).
[11:20:15] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Slither Blade to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it ...).
[11:20:17] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Mothdust Changeling to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter ...).
[11:20:19] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Martyr of Frost to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on i...).
[11:20:21] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Loam Dryad to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it at ...).
[11:20:21] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Artificer's Assistant to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counte...).
[11:20:23] Back_Alley_G returns [Artificer's Assistant] to the battlefield with [Grave Betrayal]'s ability
[11:20:31] Back_Alley_G returns [Loam Dryad] to the battlefield with [Grave Betrayal]'s ability
[11:20:38] Back_Alley_G returns [Martyr of Frost] to the battlefield with [Grave Betrayal]'s ability
[11:21:27] Back_Alley_G returns [Mothdust Changeling] to the battlefield with [Grave Betrayal]'s ability
[11:21:27] Back_Alley_G returns [Slither Blade] to the battlefield with [Grave Betrayal]'s ability
[11:21:28] Back_Alley_G returns [Veteran Motorist] to the battlefield with [Grave Betrayal]'s ability
[11:21:28] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Veteran Motorist] onto the stack (When Veteran Motorist enters the battlefield, scry 2.).
[11:21:35] Back_Alley_G puts 1 card on the bottom of their library and 1 card on top of their library.
[11:21:35] Back_Alley_G returns [Zephyr Sprite] to the battlefield with [Grave Betrayal]'s ability
[11:21:45] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: oh boy
[11:22:04] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: I'm gonna say this is on you
[11:22:10] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: ^
[11:22:23] Turn 7: -BirdWizard-
[11:22:45] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: not much he needs to worry about if he has the wrath for negotiating 
[11:22:49] -BirdWizard- casts [Gearshift Ace].
[11:22:51] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: power
[11:23:04] -BirdWizard- plays [Smoldering Spires].
[11:23:22] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Smoldering Spires] onto the stack targeting [Loam Dryad] (When Smoldering Spires enters the battlefield, target creature can't block this turn.).
[11:23:39] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: he doesn't have enough mana for a wrath no more
[11:23:43] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: rip all of us
[11:23:44] -BirdWizard- casts [Aerial Responder].
[11:23:55] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I was lying about having wipes =|
[11:24:13] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I just didnt wanna get punched in the face
[11:24:27] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: wow we got a liar over here
[11:24:29] Turn 7: zinnerzPT
[11:24:45] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: now i can never trust anything you say ever again
[11:24:45] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I wasn't planning on attacking bird anyways
[11:25:21] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: One of these days you will all underestimate my threat and I will go in so hard.
[11:25:47] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: wait, why didn't you counter it eternal?
[11:25:53] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: with the Martyr of Frost
[11:26:12] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: he had too much mana up
[11:26:16] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: ah, nvm
[11:26:25] zinnerzPT casts [Drowner of Hope].
[11:26:44] zinnerzPT puts triggered ability from [Drowner of Hope] onto the stack (When Drowner of Hope enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token...).
[11:26:50] zinnerzPT's [Drowner of Hope] creates two Eldrazi Scion tokens.
[11:27:02] Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[11:27:07] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[11:27:13] EternalParadox38 casts [Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive].
[11:27:59] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Throne of the God-Pharaoh] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creature...).
[11:28:26] Turn 8: Back_Alley_G
[11:28:35] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: The issue with thinking someone is a liar is that they can use that against you.
[11:29:04] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: I have no reason to belive that
[11:29:15] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I wish I could drop a dope card and make that sentence much better but I cant.
[11:29:25] Back_Alley_G casts [Overwhelming Stampede].
[11:30:32] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Plus I never really lied. Technically I did have stuff that could take care of everything but the hydra. By ramming into it, sure.
[11:31:10] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Veteran Motorist], [Mothdust Changeling], [Martyr of Frost], [Loam Dryad], [Hermit Druid], and [Magister of Worth].
[11:31:10] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Zephyr Sprite], [Slither Blade], and [Artificer's Assistant].
[11:32:16] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:32:52] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:33:04] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Elixir of Immortality] ( You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.).
[11:33:24] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Eldrazi Scion token to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter ...).
[11:33:24] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Eldrazi Scion token to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter ...).
[11:33:49] Turn 8: -BirdWizard-
[11:34:03] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: if everyone attacks we can kill him on the backswing
[11:34:05] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Zinner, you have anything fun planned?
[11:34:13] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: nope
[11:34:18] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Aw.
[11:34:25] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: but we could all swing at him yeah
[11:34:26] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Hm.
[11:34:28] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Ok
[11:34:35] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Lemme do my thing then.
[11:34:45] -BirdWizard- casts [Depala, Pilot Exemplar].
[11:34:49] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: you need depala
[11:34:50] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: exactly
[11:35:31] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: No worries.
[11:35:32] -BirdWizard- activates an ability of [Mobile Garrison] (Crew 2).
[11:35:32] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Depala, Pilot Exemplar] onto the stack (Whenever Depala, Pilot Exemplar becomes tapped, you may pay {X}. If you do, reveal the top X cards...).
[11:35:37] -BirdWizard- reveals 2 cards with [Depala, Pilot Exemplar]'s ability: [Mountain] and [Sleek Schooner].
[11:35:37] -BirdWizard- puts [Sleek Schooner] into their hand with [Depala, Pilot Exemplar]'s ability.
[11:35:50] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: don't count me out quite yet
[11:36:12] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: inb4 fog
[11:36:18] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: almost
[11:36:31] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: don't fear his bluff
[11:36:46] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Aerial Responder], [Gearshift Ace], and [Mobile Garrison].
[11:36:50] -BirdWizard- puts triggered ability from [Mobile Garrison] onto the stack targeting [Depala, Pilot Exemplar] (Whenever Mobile Garrison attacks, untap another target artifact or creature you control.).
[11:36:58] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: You only yolo once.
[11:37:15] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Necrogenesis] targeting [Deathcap Cultivator] ( Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.).
[11:37:34] Back_Alley_G's [Necrogenesis] creates a Saproling token.
[11:37:45] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Necrogenesis] targeting [Aven Mindcensor] ( Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.).
[11:37:50] Back_Alley_G's [Necrogenesis] creates a Saproling token.
[11:37:57] [Saproling] token blocks [Gearshift Ace].
[11:37:59] [Saproling] token blocks [Mobile Garrison].
[11:38:56] Turn 8: zinnerzPT
[11:39:02] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: we still have enough
[11:39:23] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: that means I also die from that plan
[11:39:24] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: D:
[11:39:35] zinnerzPT plays [Island].
[11:39:44] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: eternal must have something good in hand
[11:40:04] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: either hasty creatures, or a way to tap his own creatures to kill with the throne
[11:40:17] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: but a throne kill also kills me...
[11:40:24] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: he needs to deal 9, which seems like a lot with only one creature
[11:40:33] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: he needs to deal 4
[11:40:39] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I have the 5/5
[11:41:02] [CHAT] Back_Alley_G: who said it's going to connect?
[11:41:02] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: am I gonna die from your plan eternal?
[11:41:15] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: You'll be at 1
[11:41:19] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Zinner, I had the same thought
[11:41:26] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: then we will probably both die to bird
[11:41:37] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oh the caravan is a dork
[11:41:38] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I forgot
[11:42:11] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: but if you don't attack we die to back_alley
[11:42:43] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Drowner of Hope].
[11:42:52] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Necrogenesis] targeting [Vulturous Zombie] ( Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.).
[11:43:21] [CHAT] EternalParadox38: or we die anyways, miscounted cards in graveyard
[11:43:23] Back_Alley_G's [Necrogenesis] creates a Saproling token.
[11:43:47] [Saproling] token blocks [Drowner of Hope].
[11:44:02] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Mothdust Changeling] ( Mothdust Changeling gains flying until end of turn.).
[11:44:43] zinnerzPT casts [Myr Turbine].
[11:45:06] EternalParadox38 casts [Horizon Chimera].
[11:45:28] Turn 9: EternalParadox38
[11:45:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Horizon Chimera] onto the stack (Whenever you draw a card, you gain 1 life.).
[11:46:00] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: where's the overrun
[11:46:18] EternalParadox38 casts [Edric, Spymaster of Trest].
[11:46:48] Back_Alley_G is being attacked by [Horizon Chimera] and [Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive].
[11:46:59] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[11:46:59] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Edric, Spymaster of Trest] onto the stack (Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 1 of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.).
[11:47:08] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Horizon Chimera] onto the stack (Whenever you draw a card, you gain 1 life.).
[11:47:27] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Horizon Chimera] onto the stack (Whenever you draw a card, you gain 1 life.).
[11:47:40] EternalParadox38 plays [Forest].
[11:47:59] EternalParadox38 casts [Cloud of Faeries].
[11:48:16] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Cloud of Faeries] onto the stack (When Cloud of Faeries enters the battlefield, untap up to two lands.).
[11:48:57] EternalParadox38 casts [Wharf Infiltrator].
[11:49:13] EternalParadox38 casts [Imprisoned in the Moon] targeting [Magister of Worth].
[11:49:29] EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Throne of the God-Pharaoh] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creature...).
[11:49:40] Turn 9: Back_Alley_G
[11:49:44] Back_Alley_G plays [Plains].
[11:50:25] Back_Alley_G casts [Plague Wind].
[11:50:38] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: gotta add insult to injury
[11:50:40] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: ow
[11:50:56] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: btw, eternal, if you had untapped one of my lands, I could counter if needed
[11:51:10] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I still have one counterspell from the FoF
[11:51:21] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:51:21] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:51:21] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:51:21] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:51:21] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:51:21] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:51:21] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with a...).
[11:52:13] Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Cultivator's Caravan] (Crew 3).
[11:52:22] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: not that it would have mattered though
[11:53:31] EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Veteran Motorist], [Mothdust Changeling], [Loam Dryad], [Artificer's Assistant], and [Cultivator's Caravan].
[11:53:31] zinnerzPT is being attacked by [Zephyr Sprite] and [Slither Blade].
[11:53:36] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Myr Turbine] ( Create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.).
[11:53:41] zinnerzPT's [Myr Turbine] creates a Myr token.
[11:53:52] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: I wanna see you get past my shrouded myr B)
[11:53:54] zinnerzPT activates an ability of [Neurok Stealthsuit] targeting [Myr] token ( Attach Neurok Stealthsuit to target creature you control.).
[11:54:29] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: ??
[11:54:34] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: oops, emojis don't work ehre
[12:03:20] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: did the game crash? or is eternal away?
[12:03:40] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I think he's away
[12:03:55] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: *actually* if he drops, I'm not dead
[12:04:00] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Unless this is some next level crashing in which only we can talk
[12:04:00] EternalParadox38 has lost the game due to inaction.
[12:04:02] EternalParadox38 is now a watcher.
[12:04:03] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: but that wouldn't be fair
[12:04:07] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Oh god he heard us
[12:04:21] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: see? not dead hahaha
[12:04:24] zinnerzPT has conceded from the game.
[12:04:25] zinnerzPT is now a watcher.
[12:04:44] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Wharf Infiltrator to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on...).
[12:04:46] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 co...).
[12:04:47] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Horizon Chimera to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on i...).
[12:04:51] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Gearshift Ace to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it ...).
[12:04:53] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Drowner of Hope to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on i...).
[12:04:53] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: oh god
[12:04:53] [CHAT] zinnerzPT: bird you need that board wipe like, now
[12:04:54] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Cloud of Faeries to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on ...).
[12:04:55] Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Grave Betrayal] onto the stack (Return Aerial Responder to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on ...).
[12:04:58] Back_Alley_G returns [Aerial Responder] to the battlefield with [Grave Betrayal]'s ability
[12:04:59] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: please be gentle
[12:05:03] Back_Alley_G returns [Gearshift Ace] to the battlefield with [Grave Betrayal]'s ability
[12:05:05] Turn 9: -BirdWizard-
[12:05:10] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: Oh no
[12:05:14] [CHAT] -BirdWizard-: I drew a land
[12:05:18] -BirdWizard- has conceded from the game.
Winner: Back_Alley_G
Game 1 Completed.
[12:05:55] Back_Alley_G has left the game.
[12:05:55] -BirdWizard- has left the game.
[12:05:55] EternalParadox38 has stopped watching.