Penny Dreadful: "PD Jankoff"
Game 614512596
[15:33:05] PDBot has started watching.
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[15:33:08] JarJarThinks joined the game.
[15:33:17] [CHAT] Zinaar: gl hf :)
[15:33:31] JarJarThinks chooses to play first.
[15:33:38] [CHAT] JarJarThinks: gl hf
[15:33:56] [CHAT] JarJarThinks: gl hf
[15:33:58] [CHAT] JarJarThinks: come on....
[15:34:11] JarJarThinks keeps this hand.
[15:34:19] [CHAT] Zinaar: If your internet is really crapping out on you we can do whis another time.
[15:34:26] Zinaar keeps this hand.
[15:34:26] Turn 1: JarJarThinks
[15:34:40] [CHAT] JarJarThinks: I'll *try* it
[15:34:40] JarJarThinks skips their draw step.
[15:34:55] [CHAT] Zinaar: Sure. If it gets too bad, we can write it off.
[15:34:57] JarJarThinks plays [Plains].
[15:35:03] JarJarThinks casts [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[15:35:19] Turn 1: Zinaar
[15:35:20] Zinaar plays [Mountain].
[15:35:22] Turn 2: JarJarThinks
[15:35:41] JarJarThinks plays [Island].
[15:35:59] JarJarThinks casts [Cephalid Illusionist].
[15:36:16] Turn 2: Zinaar
[15:36:18] Zinaar plays [Mountain].
[15:36:22] Zinaar casts [Everflowing Chalice] (with kicker).
[15:36:36] Turn 3: JarJarThinks
[15:36:53] Zinaar is being attacked by [Cephalid Illusionist] and [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[15:37:35] Turn 3: Zinaar
[15:37:41] Zinaar plays [Mountain].
[15:37:50] Zinaar casts [Everflowing Chalice] (kicked 2 times).
[15:38:00] Turn 4: JarJarThinks
[15:38:36] Zinaar is being attacked by [Cephalid Illusionist] and [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[15:39:29] JarJarThinks plays [Plains].
[15:39:34] JarJarThinks casts [Outrider en-Kor].
[15:39:40] Turn 4: Zinaar
[15:39:43] Zinaar plays [Mountain].
[15:39:57] Zinaar casts [Hellkite Charger].
[15:40:18] JarJarThinks is being attacked by [Hellkite Charger].
[15:40:18] Zinaar puts triggered ability from [Hellkite Charger] onto the stack (Whenever Hellkite Charger attacks, you may pay {5RR}. If you do, untap all attacking creatures and...).
[15:40:57] Turn 5: JarJarThinks
[15:41:14] [CHAT] JarJarThinks: booo
[15:41:30] Zinaar is being attacked by [Outrider en-Kor], [Cephalid Illusionist], and [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[15:41:47] JarJarThinks plays [Island].
[15:41:55] JarJarThinks casts [Outrider en-Kor].
[15:42:02] Turn 5: Zinaar
[15:42:04] Zinaar plays [Mountain].
[15:42:19] JarJarThinks is being attacked by [Hellkite Charger].
[15:42:19] Zinaar puts triggered ability from [Hellkite Charger] onto the stack (Whenever Hellkite Charger attacks, you may pay {5RR}. If you do, untap all attacking creatures and...).
[15:44:18] Turn 6: JarJarThinks
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[15:44:32] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Outrider en-Kor] targeting [Cephalid Illusionist] ( The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Outrider en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature yo...).
[15:44:32] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Cephalid Illusionist] onto the stack (Whenever Cephalid Illusionist becomes the target of a spell or ability, put the top 3 cards of you...).
[15:44:57] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Outrider en-Kor] targeting [Cephalid Illusionist] ( The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Outrider en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature yo...).
[15:44:57] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Cephalid Illusionist] onto the stack (Whenever Cephalid Illusionist becomes the target of a spell or ability, put the top 3 cards of you...).
[15:45:04] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Outrider en-Kor] targeting [Cephalid Illusionist] ( The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Outrider en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature yo...).
[15:45:04] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Cephalid Illusionist] onto the stack (Whenever Cephalid Illusionist becomes the target of a spell or ability, put the top 3 cards of you...).
[15:45:12] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Outrider en-Kor] targeting [Cephalid Illusionist] ( The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Outrider en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature yo...).
[15:45:12] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Cephalid Illusionist] onto the stack (Whenever Cephalid Illusionist becomes the target of a spell or ability, put the top 3 cards of you...).
[15:45:19] [CHAT] Zinaar: This does not seem like a fun deck to play with this much lag.
[15:45:23] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Outrider en-Kor] targeting [Cephalid Illusionist] ( The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Outrider en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature yo...).
[15:45:23] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Cephalid Illusionist] onto the stack (Whenever Cephalid Illusionist becomes the target of a spell or ability, put the top 3 cards of you...).
[15:45:33] kyosukenoir has stopped watching.
[15:45:56] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Outrider en-Kor] targeting [Cephalid Illusionist] ( The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Outrider en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature yo...).
[15:45:56] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Cephalid Illusionist] onto the stack (Whenever Cephalid Illusionist becomes the target of a spell or ability, put the top 3 cards of you...).
[15:46:14] [CHAT] JarJarThinks: .-.
[15:46:39] JarJarThinks casts [Retether].
[15:47:07] Zinaar is being attacked by [Outrider en-Kor], [Outrider en-Kor], [Cephalid Illusionist], and [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[15:47:15] [CHAT] Zinaar: *claps*
[15:47:26] [CHAT] Zinaar: This is exactly what I imagined.
Winner: JarJarThinks
Game 1 Completed.
[15:47:37] Zinaar has left the game.
Game 614514520
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[15:49:04] [CHAT] Zinaar: If it looks like you're about to after this game, we can start a new one and count it as game 3
[15:49:10] [CHAT] Zinaar: I'd love to play this out
[15:49:12] Zinaar chooses to play first.
[15:49:16] Zinaar mulligans to 6 cards.
[15:50:17] JarJarThinks mulligans to 6 cards.
[15:50:19] Zinaar mulligans to 5 cards.
[15:50:41] JarJarThinks keeps this hand.
[15:50:44] Zinaar keeps this hand.
[15:50:48] Zinaar puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[15:50:59] JarJarThinks puts 1 card on top of their library.
[15:50:59] Turn 1: Zinaar
[15:50:59] Zinaar skips their draw step.
[15:51:01] Zinaar plays [Mountain].
[15:51:02] Zinaar casts [Sentinel Totem].
[15:51:02] Zinaar puts triggered ability from [Sentinel Totem] onto the stack (When Sentinel Totem enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[15:51:06] Zinaar puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[15:51:12] Turn 1: JarJarThinks
[15:51:24] JarJarThinks plays [Azorius Guildgate].
[15:51:37] Turn 2: Zinaar
[15:51:39] Zinaar plays [Mountain].
[15:51:48] Turn 2: JarJarThinks
[15:51:55] JarJarThinks plays [Azorius Guildgate].
[15:52:00] JarJarThinks casts [Shuko].
[15:52:07] Turn 3: Zinaar
[15:52:09] Zinaar plays [Mountain].
[15:52:11] Turn 3: JarJarThinks
[15:52:18] JarJarThinks plays [Plains].
[15:52:24] JarJarThinks casts [Outrider en-Kor].
[15:52:32] Turn 4: Zinaar
[15:52:56] Turn 4: JarJarThinks
[15:53:11] Zinaar is being attacked by [Outrider en-Kor].
[15:53:49] JarJarThinks plays [Rogue's Passage].
[15:54:41] JarJarThinks casts [Crackdown Construct].
[15:55:01] [CHAT] JarJarThinks: so frustrating >.<
[15:55:58] Turn 5: Zinaar
[15:56:10] Zinaar plays [Mountain].
[15:56:16] Zinaar casts [Moltensteel Dragon].
[15:57:50] Turn 5: JarJarThinks
[16:01:32] JarJarThinks casts [Benevolent Bodyguard].
[16:03:55] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Benevolent Bodyguard] targeting [Crackdown Construct] ( Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.).
[16:03:55] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:08] JarJarThinks chooses red.
[16:04:11] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Crackdown Construct] (Equip {0}).
[16:04:12] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:16] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Crackdown Construct] (Equip {0}).
[16:04:16] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:18] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Crackdown Construct] (Equip {0}).
[16:04:18] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:19] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Crackdown Construct] (Equip {0}).
[16:04:19] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:21] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Crackdown Construct] (Equip {0}).
[16:04:21] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:22] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Crackdown Construct] (Equip {0}).
[16:04:22] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:23] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Crackdown Construct] (Equip {0}).
[16:04:23] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:25] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Crackdown Construct] (Equip {0}).
[16:04:25] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:28] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Crackdown Construct] (Equip {0}).
[16:04:28] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:34] JarJarThinks activates an ability of [Shuko] targeting [Crackdown Construct] (Equip {0}).
[16:04:34] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Crackdown Construct] onto the stack (Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, Crackdown C...).
[16:04:41] Zinaar is being attacked by [Crackdown Construct] and [Outrider en-Kor].
[16:04:44] [Moltensteel Dragon] blocks [Outrider en-Kor].
[16:04:46] JarJarThinks puts triggered ability from [Outrider en-Kor] onto the stack (Flanking (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature without flanking, the blocking cr...).
Winner: JarJarThinks
Game 2 Completed.
Match Winner: JarJarThinks: 2–0
[16:05:24] JarJarThinks has left the game.