Game 614412322

[07:15:41] PDBot has started watching.
[07:15:44] [CHAT] FinalVerb: glhf everyone <3
[07:15:48] [CHAT] bearhi: gl hf
[07:15:50] ForeverxAxSloan chooses to play first.
[07:15:50] ForeverxAxSloan chooses [Karn, Silver Golem] as their commander.
[07:15:50] BuryMe246 chooses [Danitha Capashen, Paragon] as their commander.
[07:15:50] FinalVerb chooses [Avacyn, Angel of Hope] as their commander.
[07:15:50] bearhi chooses [Zedruu the Greathearted] as their commander.
[07:15:51] [CHAT] BuryMe246: Good luck, Have fuhn and all that jazz. 
[07:15:58] ForeverxAxSloan keeps this hand.
[07:16:03] BuryMe246 keeps this hand.
[07:16:10] FinalVerb mulligans to 7 cards.
[07:16:15] bearhi keeps this hand.
[07:16:20] FinalVerb keeps this hand.
[07:16:20] Turn 1: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:16:31] ForeverxAxSloan plays [Shrine of the Forsaken Gods].
[07:16:50] Turn 1: BuryMe246
[07:17:04] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:17:31] Turn 1: FinalVerb
[07:17:34] FinalVerb plays [Plains].
[07:17:40] Turn 1: bearhi
[07:17:46] bearhi plays [Sacred Foundry].
[07:17:50] slacker1973 has started watching.
[07:17:59] Turn 2: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:18:02] ForeverxAxSloan plays [Wastes].
[07:18:04] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Ivory Tower].
[07:18:24] Turn 2: BuryMe246
[07:18:33] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:19:31] Turn 2: FinalVerb
[07:19:36] FinalVerb plays [Plains].
[07:19:38] FinalVerb casts [Lightning Greaves].
[07:19:44] Turn 2: bearhi
[07:19:53] bearhi plays [Plains].
[07:19:57] bearhi casts [Thought Vessel].
[07:20:19] Turn 3: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:20:20] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ivory Tower] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minu...).
[07:20:42] ForeverxAxSloan plays [Wastes].
[07:20:46] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Swiftfoot Boots].
[07:20:52] Turn 3: BuryMe246
[07:21:00] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:21:09] BuryMe246 casts [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:21:35] Turn 3: FinalVerb
[07:21:40] FinalVerb plays [Plains].
[07:21:43] FinalVerb casts [Worn Powerstone].
[07:21:58] Turn 3: bearhi
[07:22:01] bearhi plays [Marsh Flats].
[07:22:03] bearhi activates an ability of [Marsh Flats] ( Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your...).
[07:22:28] bearhi casts [Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer].
[07:22:38] Turn 4: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:22:38] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ivory Tower] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minu...).
[07:23:00] ForeverxAxSloan plays [Sea Gate Wreckage].
[07:23:21] Turn 4: BuryMe246
[07:23:27] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:23:35] BuryMe246 casts [Inviolability] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:23:42] BuryMe246 casts [Holy Strength] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:23:50] BuryMe246 casts [Pariah] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:24:36] Turn 4: FinalVerb
[07:24:41] FinalVerb plays [Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper].
[07:24:50] FinalVerb casts [Hedron Archive].
[07:25:13] FinalVerb casts [Luminarch Ascension].
[07:25:44] Turn 4: bearhi
[07:26:27] bearhi casts [Zedruu the Greathearted].
[07:26:41] bearhi plays [Azorius Chancery].
[07:26:42] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Azorius Chancery] onto the stack (When Azorius Chancery enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
[07:26:49] bearhi returns [Tundra] to its owner's hand with [Azorius Chancery]'s ability.
[07:27:00] FinalVerb is being attacked by [Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer].
[07:27:13] Turn 5: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:27:13] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ivory Tower] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minu...).
[07:27:21] ForeverxAxSloan plays [Inventors' Fair].
[07:27:27] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Karn, Silver Golem].
[07:27:36] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[07:27:47] Turn 5: BuryMe246
[07:27:52] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:28:16] BuryMe246 casts [Cho-Manno's Blessing] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:28:27] BuryMe246 chooses white for [Cho-Manno's Blessing].
[07:28:45] [CHAT] bearhi: ?
[07:28:56] [CHAT] FinalVerb: lol
[07:28:56] [CHAT] FinalVerb: rip
[07:29:03] [CHAT] BuryMe246: RTFC. I didn't.
[07:29:15] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[07:29:19] [CHAT] bearhi: ohhh
[07:29:30] Turn 5: FinalVerb
[07:29:33] [CHAT] BuryMe246: Mostly, I think I may acutally be the dumbest man to ever play this game.
[07:29:33] [CHAT] bearhi: ummm i dont know how i feel about the angel enchantment
[07:29:57] [CHAT] FinalVerb: dont worry bury i dont suspect it would have mattered much
[07:30:20] FinalVerb casts [Wrath of God].
[07:30:51] Turn 5: bearhi
[07:31:06] bearhi discards [Irrigated Farmland].
[07:31:06] bearhi cycles [Irrigated Farmland].
[07:31:27] bearhi plays [Inventors' Fair].
[07:31:40] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[07:31:54] Turn 6: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:31:54] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ivory Tower] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minu...).
[07:32:21] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[07:32:36] Turn 6: BuryMe246
[07:32:45] slacker1973 has stopped watching.
[07:32:47] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:32:58] BuryMe246 casts [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:33:18] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[07:33:30] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[07:33:33] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[07:33:37] Turn 6: FinalVerb
[07:33:40] FinalVerb plays [Plains].
[07:34:06] FinalVerb casts [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[07:34:11] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Avacyn, Angel of Hope] (Equip {0}).
[07:34:16] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[07:34:17] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[07:34:26] ForeverxAxSloan is being attacked by [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[07:34:26] BuryMe246 is being attacked by [Angel] token.
[07:34:38] ForeverxAxSloan has been dealt 8 total damage by FinalVerb's commander, [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[07:34:39] Turn 6: bearhi
[07:34:45] bearhi plays [Tundra].
[07:34:56] bearhi casts [Cyclonic Rift] for its overload cost using an alternate cost.
[07:35:15] [Angel] token is returned to FinalVerb's hand from the battlefield.
[07:35:15] [Avacyn, Angel of Hope] is returned to FinalVerb's hand from the battlefield.
[07:35:15] [Angel] token is returned to FinalVerb's hand from the battlefield.
[07:35:15] [Danitha Capashen, Paragon] is returned to BuryMe246's hand from the battlefield.
[07:35:15] [Luminarch Ascension] is returned to FinalVerb's hand from the battlefield.
[07:35:15] [Hedron Archive] is returned to FinalVerb's hand from the battlefield.
[07:35:15] [Worn Powerstone] is returned to FinalVerb's hand from the battlefield.
[07:35:15] [Swiftfoot Boots] is returned to ForeverxAxSloan's hand from the battlefield.
[07:35:15] [Lightning Greaves] is returned to FinalVerb's hand from the battlefield.
[07:35:15] [Ivory Tower] is returned to ForeverxAxSloan's hand from the battlefield.
[07:35:17] Turn 7: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:35:18] [CHAT] FinalVerb: oof
[07:35:38] ForeverxAxSloan plays [Maze of Ith].
[07:35:45] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Ivory Tower].
[07:36:10] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Swiftfoot Boots].
[07:36:22] Turn 7: BuryMe246
[07:36:40] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:36:47] BuryMe246 casts [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:37:06] Turn 7: FinalVerb
[07:37:18] FinalVerb casts [Hedron Archive].
[07:37:27] FinalVerb casts [Coldsteel Heart].
[07:37:33] FinalVerb chooses white for [Coldsteel Heart].
[07:37:36] Turn 7: bearhi
[07:37:43] bearhi plays [Temple of Triumph].
[07:37:44] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Temple of Triumph] onto the stack (When Temple of Triumph enters the battlefield, scry 1.).
[07:37:54] bearhi puts 1 card on top of their library.
[07:38:42] bearhi casts [Sphinx's Revelation]. (X is 3).
[07:38:46] bearhi draws three cards with [Sphinx's Revelation].
[07:38:54] Turn 8: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:38:54] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ivory Tower] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minu...).
[07:39:30] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Ichor Wellspring].
[07:39:38] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ichor Wellspring] onto the stack (When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[07:39:48] ForeverxAxSloan draws a card with [Ichor Wellspring]'s ability.
[07:40:10] Boitano has started watching.
[07:41:10] Boitano has stopped watching.
[07:41:33] Turn 8: BuryMe246
[07:41:46] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:42:08] BuryMe246 casts [Asha's Favor] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:42:34] Turn 8: FinalVerb
[07:43:04] FinalVerb casts [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[07:43:22] bearhi casts [Swords to Plowshares] targeting [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[07:43:30] Turn 8: bearhi
[07:43:31] [CHAT] FinalVerb: gain 8
[07:43:32] [CHAT] FinalVerb: not bad
[07:43:42] [CHAT] bearhi: not bad
[07:43:52] [CHAT] FinalVerb: for 8 mana ive had worse
[07:43:54] bearhi casts [Humble Defector].
[07:44:09] bearhi plays [Hallowed Fountain].
[07:44:28] bearhi casts [Zedruu the Greathearted].
[07:44:41] Turn 9: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:44:45] [CHAT] bearhi: NOW LET ME GIVE STUFF!
[07:44:49] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Inventors' Fair] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life.).
[07:44:49] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ivory Tower] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minu...).
[07:45:10] ForeverxAxSloan plays [Wastes].
[07:45:29] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Trading Post].
[07:45:42] ForeverxAxSloan activates an ability of [Trading Post] ( Draw a card.).
[07:45:42] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ichor Wellspring] onto the stack (When Ichor Wellspring is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.).
[07:45:47] ForeverxAxSloan draws a card with [Ichor Wellspring]'s ability.
[07:45:51] [CHAT] FinalVerb: zedruu giveth and zedruu taketh
[07:45:55] ForeverxAxSloan draws a card with [Trading Post]'s ability.
[07:46:25] ForeverxAxSloan discards [It That Betrays].
[07:46:25] Turn 9: BuryMe246
[07:46:37] BuryMe246 casts [Indestructibility] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:46:50] BuryMe246 casts [Winds of Rath].
[07:46:58] [CHAT] bearhi: no
[07:47:11] [CHAT] BuryMe246: luv u
[07:47:13] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:47:34] Turn 9: FinalVerb
[07:47:36] FinalVerb plays [Plains].
[07:47:44] [CHAT] FinalVerb: zedruu
[07:47:51] [CHAT] bearhi: yes verb
[07:47:57] [CHAT] FinalVerb: the gain 8 was cool and all but i'd rather not spend 10 mana to ramp 1
[07:47:57] [CHAT] FinalVerb: pls
[07:48:06] FinalVerb casts [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[07:48:16] Turn 9: bearhi
[07:48:18] [CHAT] FinalVerb: ily dont hurt her
[07:48:50] [CHAT] FinalVerb: i only have 2 LD cards in here
[07:48:55] [CHAT] FinalVerb: worldslayer and soulscour
[07:49:26] bearhi casts [Zedruu the Greathearted].
[07:49:43] Turn 10: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:49:47] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ivory Tower] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minu...).
[07:49:47] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Inventors' Fair] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life.).
[07:49:59] ForeverxAxSloan plays [Phyrexia's Core].
[07:50:09] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Foundry Inspector].
[07:51:13] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Clock of Omens].
[07:51:38] [CHAT] FinalVerb: clock is n u t s
[07:51:44] Turn 10: BuryMe246
[07:51:54] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:52:12] ForeverxAxSloan is being attacked by [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:52:55] ForeverxAxSloan has been dealt 2 total damage by BuryMe246's commander, [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[07:53:04] Turn 10: FinalVerb
[07:53:12] FinalVerb plays [Maze of Ith].
[07:53:34] FinalVerb casts [Lightning Greaves].
[07:53:40] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Avacyn, Angel of Hope] (Equip {0}).
[07:54:10] FinalVerb casts [Grand Abolisher].
[07:54:39] FinalVerb casts [Gisela, the Broken Blade].
[07:54:42] FinalVerb casts [Luminarch Ascension].
[07:55:04] [CHAT] FinalVerb: im sorry bear
[07:55:05] bearhi is being attacked by [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[07:55:09] bearhi has been dealt 8 total damage by FinalVerb's commander, [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[07:55:10] Turn 10: bearhi
[07:55:10] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Zedruu the Greathearted] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of perman...).
[07:55:27] bearhi draws zero cards with [Zedruu the Greathearted]'s ability.
[07:56:07] bearhi casts [Jinxed Idol].
[07:56:19] [CHAT] bearhi: gift?
[07:56:31] bearhi activates an ability of [Zedruu the Greathearted] targeting FinalVerb, and [Jinxed Idol] ( Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.).
[07:56:45] bearhi casts [Mechanized Production] targeting [Thought Vessel].
[07:56:53] [CHAT] FinalVerb: hang on
[07:56:59] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[07:57:00] [CHAT] FinalVerb: this wasnt part of the deal
[07:57:11] Turn 11: ForeverxAxSloan
[07:57:14] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ivory Tower] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minu...).
[07:57:14] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Inventors' Fair] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life.).
[07:57:42] [CHAT] bearhi: its okay just sac avacyn?
[07:57:44] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Endbringer].
[07:57:46] [CHAT] FinalVerb: uhhh
[07:57:49] [CHAT] FinalVerb: yeah mabye?
[07:57:53] [CHAT] FinalVerb: maybe
[07:57:56] [CHAT] bearhi: maybe
[07:58:06] ForeverxAxSloan activates an ability of [Swiftfoot Boots] targeting [Endbringer] (Equip {1}).
[07:58:24] BuryMe246 is being attacked by [Endbringer].
[07:58:41] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[07:58:45] Turn 11: BuryMe246
[07:58:59] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[07:59:31] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[07:59:51] Turn 11: FinalVerb
[07:59:51] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Jinxed Idol] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Idol deals 2 damage to you.).
[08:00:31] [CHAT] FinalVerb: grumble grumble
[08:00:34] [CHAT] FinalVerb: i wont forget this
[08:00:40] FinalVerb plays [Reliquary Tower].
[08:00:47] [CHAT] FinalVerb: in fact i just now remembered it
[08:01:00] FinalVerb casts [Fumigate].
[08:01:41] FinalVerb casts [Worn Powerstone].
[08:02:33] ForeverxAxSloan is being attacked by [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:02:33] bearhi is being attacked by [Gisela, the Broken Blade] and [Grand Abolisher].
[08:02:50] ForeverxAxSloan has been dealt 16 total damage by FinalVerb's commander, [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:02:55] Turn 11: bearhi
[08:02:55] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Mechanized Production] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of enchanted artifact. Then if you c...).
[08:03:08] bearhi plays [Island].
[08:03:14] [CHAT] FinalVerb: guys bear wins in 6 turns we better uh kill this guy quick
[08:03:33] [CHAT] FinalVerb: (yeah great idea!)
[08:03:37] [CHAT] FinalVerb: thanks
[08:04:02] bearhi casts [Zedruu the Greathearted].
[08:04:18] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[08:04:30] Turn 12: ForeverxAxSloan
[08:04:32] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Ivory Tower] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minu...).
[08:04:33] ForeverxAxSloan puts triggered ability from [Inventors' Fair] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life.).
[08:04:34] [CHAT] bearhi: I JUST WANNA GIVE GIFTS!
[08:04:42] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Metalwork Colossus].
[08:04:49] [CHAT] FinalVerb: yeah, like that 8 life you *gifted* me
[08:05:09] [CHAT] bearhi: no that was a warning
[08:05:09] ForeverxAxSloan casts [Sword of Light and Shadow].
[08:05:21] ForeverxAxSloan activates an ability of [Sword of Light and Shadow] targeting [Metalwork Colossus] (Equip {2}).
[08:05:22] [CHAT] FinalVerb: whats the warning
[08:05:29] ForeverxAxSloan activates an ability of [Swiftfoot Boots] targeting [Metalwork Colossus] (Equip {1}).
[08:05:31] [CHAT] bearhi: dont hurt me plz
[08:05:34] [CHAT] FinalVerb: lol
[08:05:36] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[08:05:40] Turn 12: BuryMe246
[08:05:42] ForeverxAxSloan has conceded from the game.
[08:05:44] ForeverxAxSloan is now a watcher.
[08:05:49] [CHAT] FinalVerb: avacyn is gonna make you her bitch
[08:05:57] [CHAT] bearhi: wow
[08:05:59] BuryMe246 casts [Spirit Link] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:06:06] [CHAT] FinalVerb: shes one of those dominatrices
[08:06:19] bearhi is being attacked by [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:06:31] [CHAT] bearhi: deal 2 gain 4 k
[08:06:36] [CHAT] FinalVerb: lol
[08:06:37] bearhi has been dealt 2 total damage by BuryMe246's commander, [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:06:37] BuryMe246 puts triggered ability from [Spirit Link] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.).
[08:06:40] [CHAT] FinalVerb: totally buste
[08:06:41] [CHAT] FinalVerb: d
[08:06:48] [CHAT] bearhi: b u s t e d
[08:06:53] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[08:06:53] [CHAT] FinalVerb: u
[08:06:54] [CHAT] FinalVerb: s
[08:06:56] [CHAT] FinalVerb: t
[08:06:56] [CHAT] FinalVerb: e
[08:06:57] [CHAT] FinalVerb: d
[08:06:59] Turn 12: FinalVerb
[08:07:00] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Jinxed Idol] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Idol deals 2 damage to you.).
[08:07:06] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Hedron Archive] ( Draw two cards.).
[08:07:12] FinalVerb draws two cards with [Hedron Archive]'s ability.
[08:07:17] FinalVerb casts [Selfless Spirit].
[08:07:34] FinalVerb casts [Baneslayer Angel].
[08:07:39] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Baneslayer Angel] (Equip {0}).
[08:07:44] [CHAT] FinalVerb: bury this is coming at you
[08:07:49] BuryMe246 is being attacked by [Baneslayer Angel], [Gisela, the Broken Blade], [Grand Abolisher], and [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:07:59] BuryMe246 has been dealt 8 total damage by FinalVerb's commander, [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:07:59] [CHAT] bearhi: rekt
[08:08:02] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Avacyn, Angel of Hope] (Equip {0}).
[08:08:10] [CHAT] FinalVerb: bear you better shut your moth
[08:08:11] Turn 12: bearhi
[08:08:13] [CHAT] FinalVerb: mouth
[08:08:15] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Mechanized Production] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of enchanted artifact. Then if you c...).
[08:08:15] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Zedruu the Greathearted] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of perman...).
[08:08:15] [CHAT] FinalVerb: her words not mine
[08:08:19] bearhi draws a card with [Zedruu the Greathearted]'s ability.
[08:08:43] bearhi casts [Diluvian Primordial].
[08:08:56] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Diluvian Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Fumigate], and [Winds of Rath] (When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target ...).
[08:09:26] bearhi casts [Whirlpool Warrior].
[08:09:30] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Whirlpool Warrior] onto the stack (When Whirlpool Warrior enters the battlefield, shuffle the cards from your hand into your library,...).
[08:09:30] ForeverxAxSloan has stopped watching.
[08:09:45] bearhi draws five cards with [Whirlpool Warrior]'s ability.
[08:09:51] bearhi plays [Polluted Delta].
[08:09:58] bearhi activates an ability of [Polluted Delta] ( Search your library for an Island or Swamp card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle you...).
[08:10:09] bearhi casts [Sol Ring].
[08:10:23] bearhi casts [Enlightened Tutor].
[08:11:40] bearhi reveals [Cataclysmic Gearhulk].
[08:11:47] bearhi activates an ability of [Whirlpool Warrior] ( Each player shuffles the cards from their hand into their library, then draws that many cards.).
[08:11:49] bearhi draws two cards with [Whirlpool Warrior]'s ability.
[08:11:49] BuryMe246 draws zero cards with [Whirlpool Warrior]'s ability.
[08:11:49] FinalVerb draws two cards with [Whirlpool Warrior]'s ability.
[08:12:08] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[08:12:12] Turn 13: BuryMe246
[08:12:23] BuryMe246 casts [Enlightened Tutor].
[08:12:26] [CHAT] FinalVerb: wait what how did i draw a card
[08:12:27] [CHAT] FinalVerb: thats neat
[08:12:37] BuryMe246 reveals [Eldrazi Conscription].
[08:12:51] bearhi is being attacked by [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:12:56] [Diluvian Primordial] blocks [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:13:02] BuryMe246 puts triggered ability from [Spirit Link] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.).
[08:13:04] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[08:13:10] Turn 13: FinalVerb
[08:13:10] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Jinxed Idol] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Idol deals 2 damage to you.).
[08:13:22] FinalVerb plays [Plains].
[08:13:28] FinalVerb casts [Moat].
[08:13:46] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:13:47] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:13:49] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:13:50] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:13:51] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:13:52] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:14:09] bearhi is being attacked by [Baneslayer Angel] and [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:14:09] BuryMe246 is being attacked by [Selfless Spirit] and [Gisela, the Broken Blade].
[08:14:16] [Diluvian Primordial] blocks [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:14:26] Turn 13: bearhi
[08:14:29] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Mechanized Production] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of enchanted artifact. Then if you c...).
[08:14:31] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Inventors' Fair] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life.).
[08:14:32] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Zedruu the Greathearted] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of perman...).
[08:14:32] bearhi draws a card with [Zedruu the Greathearted]'s ability.
[08:14:38] bearhi plays [Command Tower].
[08:14:50] bearhi casts [Aggressive Mining].
[08:14:57] [CHAT] FinalVerb: ooh
[08:14:58] [CHAT] FinalVerb: i want it
[08:15:05] [CHAT] FinalVerb: i need some cards
[08:15:11] bearhi activates an ability of [Aggressive Mining] ( Draw two cards.).
[08:15:17] bearhi draws two cards with [Aggressive Mining]'s ability.
[08:15:29] bearhi casts [Sword of Light and Shadow].
[08:15:47] bearhi casts [Reforge the Soul].
[08:15:51] bearhi discards [Arid Mesa].
[08:15:51] bearhi discards [Winds of Change].
[08:15:51] FinalVerb discards [Platinum Angel].
[08:15:51] FinalVerb draws seven cards with [Reforge the Soul].
[08:15:51] BuryMe246 draws seven cards with [Reforge the Soul].
[08:15:51] bearhi draws seven cards with [Reforge the Soul].
[08:16:29] [CHAT] FinalVerb: could you wheel again these cards are kinda bad
[08:16:32] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[08:16:37] [CHAT] BuryMe246: pls no
[08:16:39] Turn 14: BuryMe246
[08:16:46] [CHAT] BuryMe246: You are my hero.
[08:16:54] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[08:16:59] [CHAT] bearhi: next turn no red
[08:17:03] BuryMe246 casts [Eldrazi Conscription] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:17:11] [CHAT] FinalVerb: that is one big boi
[08:17:16] [CHAT] bearhi: big boi
[08:17:28] [CHAT] FinalVerb: thiccy
[08:17:31] BuryMe246 casts [Mask of Avacyn].
[08:17:53] BuryMe246 activates an ability of [Mask of Avacyn] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon] (Equip {3}).
[08:18:01] BuryMe246 casts [Nimbus Wings] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:18:23] [CHAT] bearhi: bury
[08:18:29] [CHAT] bearhi: pick wisely
[08:18:38] [CHAT] FinalVerb: pick me
[08:18:42] [CHAT] BuryMe246: In awe of the sheer size of this lad.
[08:18:43] [CHAT] FinalVerb: i can take it
[08:18:59] [CHAT] BuryMe246: One moment. Need to shitpost in Twitch Chat.
[08:19:11] [CHAT] FinalVerb: avacyn is, ahem, *presenting* herself to danitha
[08:19:14] [CHAT] FinalVerb: thats some interesting imagery
[08:19:28] FinalVerb is being attacked by [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:19:28] BuryMe246 puts triggered ability from [Danitha Capashen, Paragon] onto the stack (Defending player sacrifices 2 permanents.).
[08:19:38] [CHAT] FinalVerb: wow u attack me really
[08:19:40] [CHAT] FinalVerb: banned
[08:19:48] FinalVerb sacrifices [Jinxed Idol].
[08:19:49] FinalVerb sacrifices [Angel] token.
[08:20:05] [Angel] token blocks [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:20:15] [CHAT] FinalVerb: oh it tramples too lol
[08:20:33] Unborn216 has started watching.
[08:20:39] [CHAT] FinalVerb: danitha has breathed her last
[08:20:40] [CHAT] bearhi: damn thats 28 life gain
[08:20:49] FinalVerb has been dealt 10 total damage by BuryMe246's commander, [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:20:50] BuryMe246 puts triggered ability from [Spirit Link] onto the stack (Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.).
[08:21:19] [CHAT] FinalVerb: dont worry unborn im bouuta one tap this fool
[08:21:19] [CHAT] bearhi: i play bogels in modern and spirit link BUSTED
[08:21:29] [CHAT] bearhi: GIVE HIM THE ONE TAP!
[08:21:32] Turn 14: FinalVerb
[08:21:37] [CHAT] FinalVerb: JUANNNNNNTAP
[08:21:38] FinalVerb plays [Plains].
[08:21:41] FinalVerb casts [Banishing Light].
[08:21:50] [CHAT] bearhi: WAIT>
[08:21:52] [CHAT] bearhi: NO
[08:21:58] [CHAT] FinalVerb: WHAT
[08:22:01] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Banishing Light] onto the stack targeting [Mask of Avacyn] (When Banishing Light enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls u...).
[08:22:04] [CHAT] bearhi: MASK
[08:22:09] [CHAT] FinalVerb: YEAH I GOTCHU
[08:22:10] [CHAT] FinalVerb: DONT WORRY
[08:22:14] FinalVerb casts [Grasp of Fate].
[08:22:16] [CHAT] bearhi: DOES HE HAVE THE OG OBV RING
[08:22:27] [CHAT] bearhi: NO HE HAS THE DUMB NEW BETTER ONE >:D
[08:22:27] [CHAT] FinalVerb: ITS LIGHTNING HELIX!
[08:22:36] [CHAT] FinalVerb: hey watch your mouth bud
[08:22:46] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Grasp of Fate] onto the stack targeting BuryMe246's [Danitha Capashen, Paragon], and bearhi's [Mechanized Production] (When Grasp of Fate enters the battlefield, for each opponent, exile up to one target nonland perma...).
[08:23:20] FinalVerb casts [Solemn Simulacrum].
[08:23:32] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Solemn Simulacrum] onto the stack (When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, ...).
[08:23:46] [CHAT] bearhi: x:
[08:23:56] [CHAT] FinalVerb: thought so
[08:23:59] FinalVerb casts [Weathered Wayfarer].
[08:24:10] [CHAT] FinalVerb: cant cast stuff
[08:24:12] [CHAT] FinalVerb: grand abolisher
[08:24:21] [CHAT] FinalVerb: u big fat idiot
[08:24:26] [CHAT] bearhi: wait yeah
[08:24:41] [CHAT] bearhi: DONT KILL I WHEEL DADDY PLEASE
[08:24:45] [CHAT] FinalVerb: HADOUKEN
[08:24:48] BuryMe246 is being attacked by [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Baneslayer Angel], [Selfless Spirit], [Gisela, the Broken Blade], and [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:25:07] BuryMe246 has been dealt 16 total damage by FinalVerb's commander, [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:25:07] [CHAT] FinalVerb: damn straight
[08:25:08] [CHAT] FinalVerb: you're my slut
[08:25:10] Turn 14: bearhi
[08:25:12] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Zedruu the Greathearted] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of perman...).
[08:25:12] [CHAT] FinalVerb: youd better fuckin wheel
[08:25:14] bearhi draws zero cards with [Zedruu the Greathearted]'s ability.
[08:25:26] bearhi casts [Mystical Tutor].
[08:25:47] [CHAT] FinalVerb: if you rift i'll fuck your mother
[08:26:01] bearhi reveals [Baral's Expertise].
[08:26:09] bearhi casts [Wheel of Fortune].
[08:26:15] [CHAT] FinalVerb: good.
[08:26:16] BuryMe246 discards [Champion's Helm].
[08:26:17] FinalVerb discards [Plains].
[08:26:17] FinalVerb discards [Burnished Hart].
[08:26:17] FinalVerb discards [Plains].
[08:26:17] BuryMe246 discards [Masterwork of Ingenuity].
[08:26:17] BuryMe246 discards [Plains].
[08:26:17] BuryMe246 discards [Rogue's Gloves].
[08:26:17] bearhi discards [Blasphemous Act].
[08:26:17] bearhi discards [Cryptic Command].
[08:26:17] bearhi discards [Duergar Hedge-Mage].
[08:26:17] bearhi discards [Tranquil Cove].
[08:26:17] bearhi discards [Mystic Gate].
[08:26:17] bearhi discards [Bribery].
[08:26:17] FinalVerb draws seven cards with [Wheel of Fortune].
[08:26:17] BuryMe246 draws seven cards with [Wheel of Fortune].
[08:26:17] bearhi draws seven cards with [Wheel of Fortune].
[08:26:43] bearhi casts [Baral's Expertise] targeting [Lightning Greaves], [Baneslayer Angel], and [Grand Abolisher].
[08:26:47] bearhi returns [Lightning Greaves], [Baneslayer Angel], and [Grand Abolisher] to their owner's hand with [Baral's Expertise].
[08:26:49] [CHAT] FinalVerb: ...
[08:27:02] bearhi casts [Pyromancer's Swath] with [Baral's Expertise].
[08:27:19] bearhi activates an ability of [Zedruu the Greathearted] targeting FinalVerb, and [Pyromancer's Swath] ( Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.).
[08:27:32] [CHAT] bearhi: LET THE GIFTS START
[08:27:40] bearhi casts [Lightning Greaves].
[08:27:50] [CHAT] FinalVerb: you're going to regret that
[08:28:09] bearhi activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Zedruu the Greathearted] (Equip {0}).
[08:28:27] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[08:28:28] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Pyromancer's Swath] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.).
[08:28:33] [CHAT] bearhi: LETS GO BABY!
[08:28:36] [CHAT] bearhi: FOR THE MEMES
[08:28:43] FinalVerb discards [Grand Abolisher].
[08:28:43] FinalVerb discards [Baneslayer Angel].
[08:28:43] FinalVerb discards [Lightning Greaves].
[08:28:43] FinalVerb discards [Thawing Glaciers].
[08:28:43] FinalVerb discards [Myriad Landscape].
[08:28:43] FinalVerb discards [Extraplanar Lens].
[08:28:43] FinalVerb discards [Knight of the White Orchid].
[08:28:43] FinalVerb discards [Vesuva].
[08:28:45] FinalVerb discards [Thran Dynamo].
[08:28:45] FinalVerb discards [Sol Ring].
[08:28:45] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Vesuva[sU] has a Advantageous bug.
If Vesuva copies a land with a static ability and then is later turned into a basic land (perhaps by a Blood Moon or Spreading Seas), that static ability will not be removed. Triggered and activated abilities are correctly removed.

[08:28:49] Turn 15: BuryMe246
[08:28:58] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[08:29:11] BuryMe246 casts [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:29:15] [CHAT] bearhi: ?
[08:29:34] BuryMe246 casts [Unquestioned Authority] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:29:39] BuryMe246 puts triggered ability from [Unquestioned Authority] onto the stack (When Unquestioned Authority enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[08:29:41] [CHAT] FinalVerb: the best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's ass and ended as a brown stain on the mattress
[08:29:44] BuryMe246 draws a card with [Unquestioned Authority]'s ability.
[08:29:50] BuryMe246 casts [Hyena Umbra] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:30:01] BuryMe246 casts [Chosen by Heliod] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:30:03] BuryMe246 puts triggered ability from [Chosen by Heliod] onto the stack (When Chosen by Heliod enters the battlefield, draw a card.).
[08:30:09] BuryMe246 draws a card with [Chosen by Heliod]'s ability.
[08:30:13] BuryMe246 casts [Call to Serve] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:31:00] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[08:31:01] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Pyromancer's Swath] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.).
[08:31:05] Turn 15: FinalVerb
[08:31:09] FinalVerb plays [Emeria, the Sky Ruin].
[08:31:14] [CHAT] bearhi: wow okay bit far
[08:31:19] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:31:51] [CHAT] bearhi: watching the new cardi,bad bunny, & J Balvin - I Like it
[08:31:54] [CHAT] bearhi: its good!
[08:31:56] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:32:05] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Weathered Wayfarer] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your libr...).
[08:32:16] FinalVerb reveals [Homeward Path].
[08:32:21] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:32:22] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:32:27] [CHAT] FinalVerb: oh right i just have to discard it
[08:32:28] [CHAT] FinalVerb: dang
[08:32:32] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:32:32] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:32:35] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:32:35] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:32:38] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:32:39] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:32:49] bearhi is being attacked by [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Selfless Spirit], [Gisela, the Broken Blade], and [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:33:02] bearhi has been dealt 16 total damage by FinalVerb's commander, [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:33:04] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Pyromancer's Swath] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.).
[08:33:04] FinalVerb discards [Homeward Path].
[08:33:04] Turn 15: bearhi
[08:33:05] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Zedruu the Greathearted] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of perman...).
[08:33:11] [CHAT] bearhi: EAT IT
[08:33:13] [CHAT] bearhi: BOI
[08:33:16] [CHAT] bearhi: IM BIG DAWGH
[08:33:22] [CHAT] FinalVerb: you're nothing
[08:33:23] bearhi draws a card with [Zedruu the Greathearted]'s ability.
[08:33:33] [CHAT] bearhi: WATCH BOI
[08:33:56] bearhi activates an ability of [Zedruu the Greathearted] targeting FinalVerb, and [Aggressive Mining] ( Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.).
[08:34:02] bearhi plays [Wind-Scarred Crag].
[08:34:03] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Wind-Scarred Crag] onto the stack (When Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[08:34:30] bearhi casts [Phyrexian Metamorph].
[08:34:31] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Phyrexian Metamorph[sU] has a Disadvantageous bug.
Clones such as Phyrexian Metamorph are not granted haste by Mimic Vat.

[08:34:59] [CHAT] FinalVerb: get an original creature u big gay
[08:35:09] bearhi casts [Delusions of Mediocrity].
[08:35:12] bearhi puts triggered ability from [Delusions of Mediocrity] onto the stack (When Delusions of Mediocrity enters the battlefield, you gain 10 life.).
[08:35:38] bearhi activates an ability of [Zedruu the Greathearted] targeting FinalVerb, and [Delusions of Mediocrity] ( Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.).
[08:35:42] bearhi activates an ability of [Sword of Light and Shadow] targeting [Avacyn, Angel of Hope] (Equip {2}).
[08:35:53] bearhi activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Avacyn, Angel of Hope] (Equip {0}).
[08:36:00] bearhi activates an ability of [Lightning Greaves] targeting [Zedruu the Greathearted] (Equip {0}).
[08:36:15] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[08:36:16] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Pyromancer's Swath] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.).
[08:36:19] Turn 16: BuryMe246
[08:36:27] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[08:36:31] BuryMe246 casts [Graceblade Artisan].
[08:36:53] bearhi is being attacked by [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:36:57] [CHAT] FinalVerb: yesss
[08:37:00] [CHAT] FinalVerb: let the hate flow through you
[08:37:11] bearhi has been dealt 6 total damage by BuryMe246's commander, [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:37:22] [CHAT] bearhi: WOW
[08:37:27] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Luminarch Ascension] onto the stack (At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a que...).
[08:37:28] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Pyromancer's Swath] onto the stack (At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.).
[08:37:29] [CHAT] bearhi: SAVAGE
[08:37:32] Turn 16: FinalVerb
[08:37:50] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Emeria, the Sky Ruin] onto the stack targeting [Platinum Angel] (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more Plains, you may return target creatu...).
[08:37:55] [CHAT] FinalVerb: kill me now bitc
[08:37:55] [CHAT] FinalVerb: h
[08:38:03] [CHAT] FinalVerb: oh
[08:38:03] [CHAT] FinalVerb: yeah
[08:38:05] [CHAT] bearhi: im down to polay another i have a lot oif fun decks
[08:38:06] [CHAT] FinalVerb: oh man
[08:38:07] [CHAT] FinalVerb: this is just
[08:38:09] [CHAT] FinalVerb: yes
[08:38:24] [CHAT] BuryMe246: Coolio. I'll be hosting for hours today.
[08:38:36] FinalVerb casts [Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite].
[08:38:37] [CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite[sU] has a Advantageous bug.
If Containment Priest and Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite are both Exhumed, Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite is exiled and her effect lasts indefinitely.

[08:38:39] [CHAT] FinalVerb: hnnnngh
[08:38:53] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Aggressive Mining] ( Draw two cards.).
[08:38:54] FinalVerb draws two cards with [Aggressive Mining]'s ability.
[08:38:54] [CHAT] bearhi: link
[08:38:55] [CHAT] bearhi: ?
[08:39:04] FinalVerb casts [Thought Vessel].
[08:39:13] [CHAT] FinalVerb: twitch.tv/nerdknowledgepool
[08:39:15] [CHAT] BuryMe246: Twitch.tv/NerdKnowledgePool
[08:39:20] [CHAT] BuryMe246: ^ Haha.
[08:39:25] [CHAT] FinalVerb: ha beat u to it dumbo
[08:39:33] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:39:34] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:39:37] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:39:38] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:39:40] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:39:41] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:39:41] [CHAT] bearhi: s a va 
[08:39:45] [CHAT] bearhi: age
[08:39:55] [CHAT] FinalVerb: hey bear remember that barals expertise
[08:40:02] bearhi is being attacked by [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Selfless Spirit], [Gisela, the Broken Blade], and [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:40:16] [Avacyn, Angel of Hope] blocks [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:40:25] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Delusions of Mediocrity] onto the stack (When Delusions of Mediocrity leaves the battlefield, you lose 10 life.).
[08:40:25] bearhi is now a watcher.
[08:40:33] Turn 17: BuryMe246
[08:40:38] BuryMe246 plays [Plains].
[08:40:39] [CHAT] bearhi: HA 10 DMG NERD
[08:40:43] BuryMe246 casts [Spirit Mantle] targeting [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:40:48] [CHAT] FinalVerb: hey shut it
[08:40:59] FinalVerb is being attacked by [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:40:59] [CHAT] FinalVerb: 54 damage wont do it i have plat angel
[08:41:02] [CHAT] FinalVerb: B)
[08:41:12] FinalVerb has been dealt 13 total damage by BuryMe246's commander, [Danitha Capashen, Paragon].
[08:41:20] Turn 17: FinalVerb
[08:41:27] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Emeria, the Sky Ruin] onto the stack targeting [Baneslayer Angel] (At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more Plains, you may return target creatu...).
[08:41:40] [CHAT] FinalVerb: hueheuheuehueheuheueheu
[08:41:45] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Weathered Wayfarer] ( Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your libr...).
[08:41:49] [CHAT] bearhi: WEAK "3:34 PM FinalVerb: get an original creature u big ***"
[08:41:50] FinalVerb reveals [Seraph Sanctuary].
[08:42:07] [CHAT] FinalVerb: 3:41 PM bearhi: im really dumb
[08:42:11] FinalVerb casts [Archangel of Thune].
[08:42:16] FinalVerb plays [Seraph Sanctuary].
[08:42:17] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Seraph Sanctuary] onto the stack (When Seraph Sanctuary enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[08:42:24] [CHAT] BuryMe246: CAn't we all just get along.
[08:42:25] [CHAT] bearhi: :'(
[08:42:29] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Archangel of Thune] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.).
[08:42:34] [CHAT] bearhi: SMASH AND IM OUT
[08:42:43] [CHAT] FinalVerb: no way dude i got dudes to pump
[08:42:46] [CHAT] BuryMe246: There's a question mark there. I've been drinking.
[08:42:53] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:42:54] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:42:54] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Seraph Sanctuary] onto the stack (Whenever an Angel enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:42:58] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Archangel of Thune] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.).
[08:43:02] [CHAT] bearhi: okay next game im playing tribal
[08:43:07] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:43:08] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:43:08] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Seraph Sanctuary] onto the stack (Whenever an Angel enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:43:10] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Archangel of Thune] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.).
[08:43:13] Unborn216 has stopped watching.
[08:43:14] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:43:15] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:43:16] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Seraph Sanctuary] onto the stack (Whenever an Angel enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:43:17] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Archangel of Thune] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.).
[08:43:22] FinalVerb activates an ability of [Luminarch Ascension] ( Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.).
[08:43:22] FinalVerb's [Luminarch Ascension] creates an Angel token.
[08:43:23] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Seraph Sanctuary] onto the stack (Whenever an Angel enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.).
[08:43:25] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Archangel of Thune] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.).
[08:43:32] BuryMe246 is being attacked by [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Platinum Angel], [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Angel] token, [Angel] token, 
[08:43:32] [Angel] token, [Selfless Spirit], [Gisela, the Broken Blade], and [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
[08:43:34] [CHAT] FinalVerb: BANZAIII
[08:43:39] FinalVerb puts triggered ability from [Archangel of Thune] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.).
[08:43:40] BuryMe246 has been dealt 32 total damage by FinalVerb's commander, [Avacyn, Angel of Hope].
Winner: FinalVerb
Game 1 Completed.
[08:43:52] bearhi has stopped watching.
[08:43:53] FinalVerb has left the game.