Heirloom: "Heirloom Semifinals"
Game 608742028
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[Gatherling] Event=Classic Heirloom 12.36
[Gatherling] Round=4
[09:16:33] [CHAT] TLR: Boa sorte
[09:16:35] TLR chooses to play first.
[09:16:42] TLR keeps this hand.
[09:16:59] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: uhhhh si
[09:17:03] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: senor
[09:17:09] [CHAT] TLR: hahahaha
[09:17:16] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: dos cervesas por favor
[09:17:41] TheWhetherMan1 mulligans to 6 cards.
[09:17:43] TheWhetherMan1 mulligans to 5 cards.
[09:17:45] TheWhetherMan1 keeps this hand.
[09:17:47] TheWhetherMan1 puts 1 card on the bottom of their library.
[09:17:47] Turn 1: TLR
[09:17:48] TLR skips their draw step.
[09:17:51] [CHAT] TLR: I heard the first sentence in my head as if it was some spanish porn line
[09:17:56] TLR plays [Island].
[09:17:59] TLR casts [Ponder].
[09:18:04] TheGreatEscape has started watching.
[09:18:08] TLR chooses to shuffle his or her library.
[09:18:08] TLR draws a card with [Ponder].
[09:18:11] Turn 1: TheWhetherMan1
[09:18:28] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: some spanish what line?
[09:18:30] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Sunken Hollow].
[09:18:39] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: mtgo censored that
[09:18:50] [CHAT] TLR: uhhh si
[09:19:00] [CHAT] TLR: because that's like "oh, yes"
[09:19:21] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: gotcha
[09:19:23] [CHAT] TLR: and in Portugal we joke a lot about the spanish, and that's one of the lines we use
[09:19:27] Turn 2: TLR
[09:19:35] TLR plays [Island].
[09:19:38] Turn 2: TheWhetherMan1
[09:19:44] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: at least over here uhhh is more about hesitation, uncertainty, etc
[09:20:02] [CHAT] TLR: yeah, I know
[09:20:04] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: as in i have no fucking clue what you're saying but for the sake of being friendly i'll say yes in a related language
[09:20:11] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Ponder].
[09:20:11] [CHAT] TLR: hahaha
[09:20:19] [CHAT] TLR: I was wishing you good luck
[09:20:54] TheWhetherMan1 chooses to not shuffle his or her library.
[09:20:54] TheWhetherMan1 draws a card with [Ponder].
[09:20:55] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Choked Estuary].
[09:21:06] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: thanks friend
[09:21:12] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: is it true that basque girls are called orcs
[09:21:30] Turn 3: TLR
[09:21:40] TLR plays [Cascade Bluffs].
[09:21:44] Turn 3: TheWhetherMan1
[09:21:48] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Sunken Hollow].
[09:21:51] [CHAT] TLR: I have no idea
[09:22:09] [CHAT] TLR: and the only basque girls I ever met were not only hot, but also interasting
[09:22:14] [CHAT] TLR: *interesting
[09:22:24] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: well yeah if its true it's still like all stereotypes
[09:22:32] TLR casts [Pestermite].
[09:22:36] TLR puts triggered ability from [Pestermite] onto the stack targeting [Island] (When Pestermite enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target permanent.).
[09:22:44] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Dimir Charm] targeting [Pestermite] (Destroy target creature with power 2 or less.).
[09:22:49] TLR untaps [Island].
[09:22:52] TLR casts [Opt].
[09:22:56] TLR puts 1 card on top of their library.
[09:22:56] TLR draws a card with [Opt].
[09:22:57] Turn 4: TLR
[09:23:28] [CHAT] TLR: but the basque country is on the spanish-french border, so the furthest away from Portugal
[09:23:29] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: europe is so dense and old, can't get over it
[09:23:40] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: but then euros don't seem to get how much space we have over here
[09:23:41] [CHAT] TLR: It's one of the few areas of Spain I didn't visit yet
[09:24:03] [CHAT] TLR: dense and old? what do you mean?
[09:24:05] TLR casts [Ponder].
[09:24:14] TLR chooses to not shuffle his or her library.
[09:24:14] TLR draws a card with [Ponder].
[09:24:15] TLR plays [Island].
[09:24:17] Turn 4: TheWhetherMan1
[09:24:29] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: like a french girl was talking like my culture = same as californian culture because i'm half "american" and i'm like... I live in canada on the east coast, as the crow flies tehran is closer to paris than los angeles is to me
[09:24:34] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Island].
[09:24:42] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Chart a Course].
[09:24:45] TheWhetherMan1 draws two cards with [Chart a Course].
[09:25:07] [CHAT] TLR: ah, yeah, that's true
[09:25:09] TheWhetherMan1 discards [Jet Medallion].
[09:25:17] [CHAT] TLR: it's about perspective
[09:25:27] [CHAT] TLR: like when I talk to the brazilian people
[09:25:50] [CHAT] TLR: what's a big trip for us, like 3 hours, for them is just a suburb ride
[09:25:59] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: OTOH my part of canada is old by new world standards and grudges/relationships/histories between the different groups have only had a few hundred years to develop
[09:26:05] [CHAT] TLR: they think it's normal to go 800km just to get to the beach
[09:26:25] TLR casts [Pestermite].
[09:26:31] TLR puts triggered ability from [Pestermite] onto the stack targeting [Sunken Hollow] (When Pestermite enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target permanent.).
[09:26:54] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: i get the anglo-french relationship because those are the two main founding people here but like... poland-russia? portugal-spain???
[09:27:13] TLR taps [Sunken Hollow].
[09:27:40] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: right, i'm separated from the rest of anglo canada by quebec which is a franco province roughly twice the size of france lol
[09:27:49] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: and this same girl couldn't wrap her head around that
[09:27:59] [CHAT] TLR: well, not only we are neighbours, we also once divided the world in half
[09:28:16] Turn 5: TLR
[09:28:31] [CHAT] TLR: but we hate each other
[09:28:33] TLR plays [Mountain].
[09:28:37] TLR casts [Splinter Twin] targeting [Pestermite].
[09:28:41] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: gg
[09:28:44] TheWhetherMan1 has conceded from the game.
Winner: TLR
Game 1 Completed.
[09:28:48] TLR has left the game.
Game 608744572
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[09:30:29] TheWhetherMan1 chooses to play first.
[09:30:37] TheWhetherMan1 mulligans to 6 cards.
[09:30:45] TLR keeps this hand.
[09:30:51] TheWhetherMan1 keeps this hand.
[09:30:52] TheWhetherMan1 puts 1 card on top of their library.
[09:30:52] Turn 1: TheWhetherMan1
[09:30:52] TheWhetherMan1 skips their draw step.
[09:30:54] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Island].
[09:30:57] Turn 1: TLR
[09:31:00] TLR plays [Island].
[09:31:02] Turn 2: TheWhetherMan1
[09:31:05] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Swamp].
[09:31:08] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Jet Medallion].
[09:31:12] Turn 2: TLR
[09:31:18] TLR casts [Ponder].
[09:31:22] TLR chooses to shuffle his or her library.
[09:31:22] TLR draws a card with [Ponder].
[09:31:25] TLR plays [Island].
[09:31:27] TLR casts [Ponder].
[09:31:33] TLR chooses to shuffle his or her library.
[09:31:33] TLR draws a card with [Ponder].
[09:31:35] Turn 3: TheWhetherMan1
[09:31:59] [CHAT] TLR: but you can still find real grudges in europe
[09:32:06] [CHAT] TLR: the balkans, for example
[09:32:25] [CHAT] TLR: Serbia/Croatian/Kosovo, etc
[09:32:29] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: a good friend of mine is serbian, so ive heard a bit about that...
[09:32:45] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: doesn't love turks!
[09:32:55] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Jet Medallion].
[09:32:58] [CHAT] TLR: I lived with a seb girl for 5 years, and even visited serbia, and yeah, you cannot even joke about it
[09:33:02] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Choked Estuary].
[09:33:08] [CHAT] TLR: there's some bad blood there
[09:33:11] Turn 3: TLR
[09:33:19] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: really wasn't that long ago
[09:33:19] TLR plays [Cascade Bluffs].
[09:33:23] TLR casts [Arcane Laboratory].
[09:33:25] Turn 4: TheWhetherMan1
[09:33:28] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: even by new world standards
[09:33:59] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Ponder].
[09:34:02] [CHAT] TLR: strange thing is that the younger generation can get along with each other... but nobody can talk about politics
[09:34:15] [CHAT] TLR: because that's the end of a good night
[09:34:35] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: and im guessing even that relies on things being stable, economy passable, law and order, etc
[09:35:01] TheWhetherMan1 chooses to shuffle his or her library.
[09:35:01] TheWhetherMan1 draws a card with [Ponder].
[09:35:03] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Choked Estuary].
[09:35:09] [CHAT] TLR: true
[09:35:33] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: i know over here, some areas will explode when the next major depression hits
[09:35:50] [CHAT] TLR: we have a saying in portugal that translates into something like: "in a house without bread, everybody screams and no one is right"
[09:35:57] Turn 4: TLR
[09:36:03] TLR plays [Desolate Lighthouse].
[09:36:10] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Echoing Truth] targeting [Arcane Laboratory].
[09:36:15] TLR casts [Counterspell] targeting [Echoing Truth].
[09:36:18] Turn 5: TheWhetherMan1
[09:36:22] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Echoing Truth] targeting [Arcane Laboratory].
[09:36:25] [Arcane Laboratory] is returned to TLR's hand from the battlefield.
[09:36:27] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Ponder].
[09:36:43] TheWhetherMan1 chooses to shuffle his or her library.
[09:36:43] TheWhetherMan1 draws a card with [Ponder].
[09:36:51] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Cabal Ritual].
[09:36:53] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Jet Medallion].
[09:37:00] Turn 5: TLR
[09:37:07] [CHAT] TLR: but religion is still the major conflict starter in europe and rest of the world
[09:37:11] TLR plays [Island].
[09:37:18] TLR casts [Arcane Laboratory].
[09:37:20] Turn 6: TheWhetherMan1
[09:37:27] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: yeeep and that's getting worse in europe from what ive read
[09:37:33] [CHAT] TLR: yes
[09:37:49] [CHAT] TLR: the immigrants are not getting integrated in the community
[09:38:02] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: what happens to paris if the banlieues ever really boil over
[09:38:04] [CHAT] TLR: so that creates some segregation
[09:38:12] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Dark Tutelage].
[09:38:30] [CHAT] TLR: and creates poor comunities, that will blame the established regime
[09:38:37] [CHAT] TLR: and it's just a ticking bomb
[09:38:50] [CHAT] TLR: france is the most visibe example of that
[09:39:17] [CHAT] TLR: but some nordic countries, greece, spain and italy are also starting to show some problems
[09:39:19] [CHAT] TLR: even the uk
[09:39:32] Turn 6: TLR
[09:39:36] TLR plays [Island].
[09:39:38] Turn 7: TheWhetherMan1
[09:39:38] TheWhetherMan1 puts triggered ability from [Dark Tutelage] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your h...).
[09:39:56] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: my background is anglo/czech/irish (ppl assume last name is jewish but it's irish) and i dunno if i even want to visit london anymore
[09:40:08] [CHAT] TLR: In here that doesn't happen because we are broke and nobody wants to come here xD
[09:40:15] TheWhetherMan1 reveals [Swan Song] with [Dark Tutelage]'s ability.
[09:40:19] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: think it would be half inspriing, half depressing
[09:40:25] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Duress] targeting TLR.
[09:40:29] TLR discards [Splinter Twin].
[09:40:29] TLR reveals their hand to [Duress], containing [Cascade Bluffs], [Island], [Splinter Twin], and [Mountain].
[09:40:39] TLR activates an ability of [Desolate Lighthouse] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[09:40:39] TLR draws a card with [Desolate Lighthouse]'s ability.
[09:40:42] TLR discards [Mountain].
[09:40:43] Turn 7: TLR
[09:40:46] TLR plays [Cascade Bluffs].
[09:40:54] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: lmao
[09:41:01] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: iberia strong, potatozone strong
[09:41:04] TLR casts [Anticipate].
[09:41:25] [CHAT] TLR: potato? We're not irish
[09:41:32] [CHAT] TLR: We have olive oil and wine
[09:41:35] Turn 8: TheWhetherMan1
[09:41:35] TheWhetherMan1 puts triggered ability from [Dark Tutelage] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your h...).
[09:41:35] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: potatozone = eastern europe
[09:41:40] [CHAT] TLR: ahhh
[09:41:43] [CHAT] TLR: never heard that
[09:41:44] TheWhetherMan1 reveals [Sunken Hollow] with [Dark Tutelage]'s ability.
[09:41:47] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Sunken Hollow].
[09:42:02] TLR activates an ability of [Desolate Lighthouse] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[09:42:02] TLR draws a card with [Desolate Lighthouse]'s ability.
[09:42:04] TLR discards [Island].
[09:42:05] Turn 8: TLR
[09:42:14] TLR casts [Anticipate].
[09:42:53] Turn 9: TheWhetherMan1
[09:42:53] TheWhetherMan1 puts triggered ability from [Dark Tutelage] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your h...).
[09:42:56] TheWhetherMan1 reveals [Echoing Truth] with [Dark Tutelage]'s ability.
[09:43:04] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Sunken Hollow].
[09:43:06] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Jet Medallion].
[09:43:22] TLR activates an ability of [Desolate Lighthouse] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[09:43:23] TLR draws a card with [Desolate Lighthouse]'s ability.
[09:43:28] TLR discards [Island].
[09:43:28] Turn 9: TLR
[09:43:37] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: good news is ill almost certainly live to see interesting times :D
[09:43:56] [CHAT] TLR: like what? WW3?
[09:44:11] TLR casts [Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker].
[09:44:17] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: that, america splitting up, conflagration in europe, something spicy
[09:44:28] TheWhetherMan1 is being attacked by [Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker].
[09:44:37] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Echoing Truth] targeting [Arcane Laboratory].
[09:44:38] [Arcane Laboratory] is returned to TLR's hand from the battlefield.
[09:44:40] Turn 10: TheWhetherMan1
[09:44:41] TheWhetherMan1 puts triggered ability from [Dark Tutelage] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your h...).
[09:44:42] TheWhetherMan1 reveals [Island] with [Dark Tutelage]'s ability.
[09:44:45] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Island].
[09:44:55] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Dark Petition].
[09:45:10] [CHAT] TLR: I wouldn't call that spicy, but ok
[09:45:13] TLR casts [Counterspell] targeting [Dark Petition].
[09:45:32] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: im being sardonic
[09:45:35] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Swan Song] targeting [Counterspell].
[09:45:37] TheWhetherMan1's [Swan Song] creates a Bird token under TLR's control.
[09:45:44] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Dark Petition].
[09:45:48] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Dark Petition].
[09:45:53] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Dark Petition].
[09:46:00] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Ill-Gotten Gains].
[09:46:00] TLR discards [Arcane Laboratory].
[09:46:00] TLR discards [Island].
[09:46:00] TLR discards [Counterspell].
[09:46:00] TLR discards [Cascade Bluffs].
[09:46:00] TLR discards [Splinter Twin].
[09:46:05] [Dark Petition] is returned to TheWhetherMan1's hand from the graveyard.
[09:46:05] [Dark Petition] is returned to TheWhetherMan1's hand from the graveyard.
[09:46:05] [Dark Petition] is returned to TheWhetherMan1's hand from the graveyard.
[09:46:18] [CHAT] TLR: gg
[09:46:21] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: ggs
[09:46:23] TLR has conceded from the game.
Winner: TheWhetherMan1
Game 2 Completed.
[09:46:29] TheWhetherMan1 has left the game.
Game 608747738
[09:48:04] PDBot has started watching.
[09:48:06] TLR keeps this hand.
[09:48:24] TheWhetherMan1 keeps this hand.
[09:48:24] Turn 1: TLR
[09:48:27] TLR skips their draw step.
[09:48:31] Landonpeanut has started watching.
[09:48:35] TLR plays [Island].
[09:48:37] TLR casts [Ponder].
[09:48:57] TLR chooses to not shuffle his or her library.
[09:48:57] TLR draws a card with [Ponder].
[09:48:59] Turn 1: TheWhetherMan1
[09:49:03] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Sunken Hollow].
[09:49:06] Turn 2: TLR
[09:49:11] TLR plays [Mountain].
[09:49:12] Turn 2: TheWhetherMan1
[09:49:17] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Island].
[09:49:20] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Duress] targeting TLR.
[09:49:26] TLR casts [Spell Pierce] targeting [Duress].
[09:49:34] Turn 3: TLR
[09:49:44] TLR plays [Island].
[09:49:47] TLR casts [Arcane Laboratory].
[09:49:49] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Swan Song] targeting [Arcane Laboratory].
[09:49:50] TheWhetherMan1's [Swan Song] creates a Bird token under TLR's control.
[09:49:53] Turn 3: TheWhetherMan1
[09:49:55] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Sleight of Hand].
[09:50:08] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Sleight of Hand].
[09:50:28] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Swamp].
[09:50:30] Turn 4: TLR
[09:50:35] TLR plays [Island].
[09:50:39] TheWhetherMan1 is being attacked by [Bird] token.
[09:50:50] Turn 4: TheWhetherMan1
[09:50:56] TLR casts [Pestermite].
[09:51:00] TLR puts triggered ability from [Pestermite] onto the stack targeting [Swamp] (When Pestermite enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target permanent.).
[09:51:03] TLR taps [Swamp].
[09:51:07] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Choked Estuary].
[09:51:12] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Jet Medallion].
[09:51:17] Turn 5: TLR
[09:51:25] TLR plays [Desolate Lighthouse].
[09:51:32] TheWhetherMan1 is being attacked by [Pestermite] and [Bird] token.
[09:51:39] Turn 5: TheWhetherMan1
[09:51:56] TLR casts [Deceiver Exarch].
[09:52:00] TLR puts triggered ability from [Deceiver Exarch] onto the stack targeting [Island] (Untap target permanent you control.).
[09:52:05] TLR casts [Anticipate].
[09:52:14] Turn 6: TLR
[09:52:22] TheWhetherMan1 is being attacked by [Deceiver Exarch], [Pestermite], and [Bird] token.
[09:52:26] Turn 6: TheWhetherMan1
[09:52:39] TLR activates an ability of [Desolate Lighthouse] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[09:52:40] TLR draws a card with [Desolate Lighthouse]'s ability.
[09:52:47] TLR discards [Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker].
[09:52:48] Turn 7: TLR
[09:52:55] TheWhetherMan1 is being attacked by [Deceiver Exarch], [Pestermite], and [Bird] token.
[09:53:00] Turn 7: TheWhetherMan1
[09:53:05] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Sunken Hollow].
[09:53:11] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Cabal Ritual].
[09:53:16] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Cabal Ritual].
[09:53:51] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Rain of Filth].
[09:54:01] TheWhetherMan1 casts [Tendrils of Agony] targeting TLR.
[09:54:01] TheWhetherMan1 puts triggered ability from [Tendrils of Agony] onto the stack (3 spells cast before Tendrils of Agony this turn.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for e...).
[09:54:27] TLR activates an ability of [Desolate Lighthouse] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[09:54:29] TLR draws a card with [Desolate Lighthouse]'s ability.
[09:54:38] TLR discards [Anticipate].
[09:54:39] Turn 8: TLR
[09:54:47] TheWhetherMan1 is being attacked by [Deceiver Exarch], [Pestermite], and [Bird] token.
[09:54:52] Turn 8: TheWhetherMan1
[09:54:55] TheWhetherMan1 plays [Choked Estuary].
[09:55:05] TLR activates an ability of [Desolate Lighthouse] ( Draw a card, then discard a card.).
[09:55:06] TLR draws a card with [Desolate Lighthouse]'s ability.
[09:55:10] TLR discards [Spell Pierce].
[09:55:11] Turn 9: TLR
[09:55:19] TheWhetherMan1 is being attacked by [Deceiver Exarch], [Pestermite], and [Bird] token.
[09:55:24] TLR plays [Island].
[09:55:26] Turn 9: TheWhetherMan1
[09:55:36] [CHAT] TheWhetherMan1: ggs
[09:55:39] TheWhetherMan1 has conceded from the game.
Winner: TLR
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: TLR: 2–1
[09:55:45] TheWhetherMan1 has left the game.