Penny Dreadful: "Penny Dreadful"
Game 601845306
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soccerpies joined the game.
xXILoveJaceXx69 joined the game.
[League] Host doesn't have active run
[CHAT] soccerpies: Good luck!
soccerpies chooses to play first.
soccerpies keeps this hand.
[CHAT] xXILoveJaceXx69: I hope you get mana screwed!
xXILoveJaceXx69 mulligans to 6 cards.
xXILoveJaceXx69 keeps this hand.
xXILoveJaceXx69 put a card on the bottom of the library.
Turn 1: soccerpies
soccerpies skips their draw step.
[CHAT] soccerpies: Tear
soccerpies plays [Stone Quarry].
Turn 1: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
Turn 2: soccerpies
[CHAT] xXILoveJaceXx69: Only 1 tear?!
[CHAT] xXILoveJaceXx69: Then you are thougher than i tought
soccerpies plays [Stone Quarry].
Turn 2: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
Turn 3: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Mountain].
soccerpies casts [Hammer of Purphoros].
Turn 3: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] soccerpies: Prepare for battle
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Read the Bones].
xXILoveJaceXx69 put a card on the bottom of the library.
xXILoveJaceXx69 put a card on top of xXILoveJaceXx69's library.
xXILoveJaceXx69 draws two cards with [Read the Bones].
Turn 4: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Plains].
soccerpies activates an ability of [Hammer of Purphoros] ( Put a 3/3 colorless Golem enchantment artifact creature token onto the battlefield.).
soccerpies's [Hammer of Purphoros] creates a Golem token.
xXILoveJaceXx69 is being attacked by [Golem] token.
Turn 4: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Desecration Demon].
xXILoveJaceXx69 puts triggered ability from [Desecration Demon] onto the stack (At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Dese...).
Turn 5: soccerpies
xXILoveJaceXx69 puts triggered ability from [Desecration Demon] onto the stack (At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Dese...).
Turn 5: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Bloodgift Demon].
xXILoveJaceXx69 puts triggered ability from [Desecration Demon] onto the stack (At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Dese...).
Turn 6: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Mountain].
xXILoveJaceXx69 puts triggered ability from [Desecration Demon] onto the stack (At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Dese...).
Turn 6: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 puts triggered ability from [Bloodgift Demon] onto the stack targeting xXILoveJaceXx69 (At the beginning of your upkeep, target player draws a card and loses 1 life.).
xXILoveJaceXx69 draws a card with [Bloodgift Demon]'s ability.
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Cabal Interrogator].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Grasp of Darkness] targeting [Golem] token.
xXILoveJaceXx69 puts triggered ability from [Desecration Demon] onto the stack (At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Dese...).
soccerpies is being attacked by [Bloodgift Demon] and [Desecration Demon].
Turn 7: soccerpies
soccerpies has conceded from the game.
Winner: xXILoveJaceXx69
Game 1 Completed.
Game 601846350
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[CHAT] xXILoveJaceXx69: I already did
soccerpies chooses to play first.
soccerpies keeps this hand.
[CHAT] xXILoveJaceXx69: How old are you?
xXILoveJaceXx69 keeps this hand.
Turn 1: soccerpies
soccerpies skips their draw step.
[CHAT] soccerpies: Atleat 12
soccerpies plays [Cinder Barrens].
Turn 1: xXILoveJaceXx69
[CHAT] xXILoveJaceXx69: mhm
[CHAT] xXILoveJaceXx69: I am 15
[CHAT] xXILoveJaceXx69: I fucked your mom
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] soccerpies: but I was grown in a lab
Turn 2: soccerpies
[CHAT] xXILoveJaceXx69: I like to say No-no words to strangers on the internet
soccerpies plays [Cinder Barrens].
Turn 2: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Cabal Interrogator].
Turn 3: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Swamp].
soccerpies casts [Hammer of Purphoros].
Turn 3: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Read the Bones].
xXILoveJaceXx69 put a card on top of xXILoveJaceXx69's library.
xXILoveJaceXx69 put a card on top of xXILoveJaceXx69's library.
xXILoveJaceXx69 draws two cards with [Read the Bones].
soccerpies is being attacked by [Cabal Interrogator].
Turn 4: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Mountain].
soccerpies casts [Hordeling Outburst].
soccerpies's [Hordeling Outburst] creates three Goblin tokens.
xXILoveJaceXx69 is being attacked by [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, and [Goblin] token.
Turn 4: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Desecration Demon].
[CHAT] soccerpies: sometimes when no one else is around I sniff sponges
xXILoveJaceXx69 puts triggered ability from [Desecration Demon] onto the stack (At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Dese...).
[CHAT] xXILoveJaceXx69: You should try masturbating
Turn 5: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Mountain].
soccerpies casts [Unlicensed Disintegration] targeting [Desecration Demon].
xXILoveJaceXx69 is being attacked by [Goblin] token, [Goblin] token, and [Goblin] token.
[Cabal Interrogator] blocks [Goblin] token.
Turn 5: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Desecration Demon].
xXILoveJaceXx69 puts triggered ability from [Desecration Demon] onto the stack (At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Dese...).
Turn 6: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Swamp].
soccerpies casts [Unlicensed Disintegration] targeting [Desecration Demon].
soccerpies activates an ability of [Hammer of Purphoros] ( Put a 3/3 colorless Golem enchantment artifact creature token onto the battlefield.).
soccerpies's [Hammer of Purphoros] creates a Golem token.
xXILoveJaceXx69 is being attacked by [Golem] token, [Goblin] token, and [Goblin] token.
Turn 6: xXILoveJaceXx69
[CHAT] soccerpies: but i dont like clowns
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Grasp of Darkness] targeting [Golem] token.
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Cabal Interrogator].
xXILoveJaceXx69 has conceded from the game.
Winner: soccerpies
Game 2 Completed.
Game 601847472
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xXILoveJaceXx69 chooses to play first.
xXILoveJaceXx69 keeps this hand.
soccerpies keeps this hand.
Turn 1: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 skips their draw step.
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
Turn 1: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Nomad Outpost].
Turn 2: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Cabal Interrogator].
Turn 2: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Swamp].
soccerpies casts [Lay Bare the Heart] targeting xXILoveJaceXx69.
xXILoveJaceXx69 discards [Grasp of Darkness].
xXILoveJaceXx69 reveals their hand to [Lay Bare the Heart], containing [Swamp], [Pristine Talisman], [Cabal Interrogator], and [Swamp].
Turn 3: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Vampire Nighthawk].
soccerpies is being attacked by [Cabal Interrogator].
Turn 3: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Stone Quarry].
soccerpies casts [Intangible Virtue].
Turn 4: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Pristine Talisman].
xXILoveJaceXx69 activates an ability of [Cabal Interrogator] targeting soccerpies. (X is 1) ( Target player reveals X cards from his or her hand and you choose one of them. That player discar...).
soccerpies discards [Mountain].
soccerpies is being attacked by [Vampire Nighthawk].
Turn 4: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Mountain].
Turn 5: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Read the Bones].
xXILoveJaceXx69 put a card on top of xXILoveJaceXx69's library.
xXILoveJaceXx69 put a card on the bottom of the library.
xXILoveJaceXx69 draws two cards with [Read the Bones].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Lay Bare the Heart] targeting soccerpies.
soccerpies casts [Crackling Doom].
xXILoveJaceXx69 sacrifices [Vampire Nighthawk].
soccerpies discards [Crib Swap].
soccerpies reveals their hand to [Lay Bare the Heart], containing [Plains] and [Plains].
soccerpies is being attacked by [Cabal Interrogator].
Turn 5: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Plains].
Turn 6: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 discards [Desert of the Glorified].
xXILoveJaceXx69 cycles [Desert of the Glorified].
xXILoveJaceXx69 activates an ability of [Cabal Interrogator] targeting soccerpies. (X is 1) ( Target player reveals X cards from his or her hand and you choose one of them. That player discar...).
soccerpies casts [Crackling Doom].
xXILoveJaceXx69 sacrifices [Cabal Interrogator].
soccerpies discards [Plains].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Cabal Interrogator].
Turn 6: soccerpies
Turn 7: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Vampire Nighthawk].
xXILoveJaceXx69 activates an ability of [Cabal Interrogator] targeting soccerpies. (X is 1) ( Target player reveals X cards from his or her hand and you choose one of them. That player discar...).
soccerpies discards [Plains].
Turn 7: soccerpies
soccerpies casts [Conqueror's Galleon].
Turn 8: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
soccerpies is being attacked by [Vampire Nighthawk] and [Cabal Interrogator].
Turn 8: soccerpies
soccerpies plays [Swamp].
Turn 9: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
soccerpies is being attacked by [Vampire Nighthawk] and [Cabal Interrogator].
Turn 9: soccerpies
soccerpies casts [Assemble the Legion].
Turn 10: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
soccerpies is being attacked by [Vampire Nighthawk] and [Cabal Interrogator].
Turn 10: soccerpies
soccerpies puts triggered ability from [Assemble the Legion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 re...).
soccerpies's [Assemble the Legion] creates a Soldier token.
xXILoveJaceXx69 is being attacked by [Soldier] token.
Turn 11: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Dead Weight] targeting [Soldier] token.
xXILoveJaceXx69 activates an ability of [Cabal Interrogator] targeting soccerpies. (X is 1) ( Target player reveals X cards from his or her hand and you choose one of them. That player discar...).
soccerpies casts [Midnight Haunting].
soccerpies's [Midnight Haunting] creates two Spirit tokens.
Turn 11: soccerpies
soccerpies puts triggered ability from [Assemble the Legion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 re...).
soccerpies's [Assemble the Legion] creates two Soldier tokens.
xXILoveJaceXx69 is being attacked by [Soldier] token and [Soldier] token.
[Vampire Nighthawk] blocks [Soldier] token.
Turn 12: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 activates an ability of [Cabal Interrogator] targeting soccerpies. (X is 1) ( Target player reveals X cards from his or her hand and you choose one of them. That player discar...).
soccerpies discards [Nomad Outpost].
Turn 12: soccerpies
soccerpies puts triggered ability from [Assemble the Legion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 re...).
soccerpies's [Assemble the Legion] creates three Soldier tokens.
xXILoveJaceXx69 is being attacked by [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, and [Soldier] token.
[Vampire Nighthawk] blocks [Soldier] token.
soccerpies casts [Call to the Feast].
soccerpies's [Call to the Feast] creates three Vampire tokens.
Turn 13: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Read the Bones].
xXILoveJaceXx69 put a card on the bottom of the library.
xXILoveJaceXx69 put a card on top of xXILoveJaceXx69's library.
xXILoveJaceXx69 draws two cards with [Read the Bones].
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Desecration Demon].
xXILoveJaceXx69 casts [Flaying Tendrils].
xXILoveJaceXx69 puts triggered ability from [Desecration Demon] onto the stack (At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Dese...).
soccerpies is being attacked by [Vampire Nighthawk].
Turn 13: soccerpies
soccerpies puts triggered ability from [Assemble the Legion] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 re...).
soccerpies's [Assemble the Legion] creates four Soldier tokens.
soccerpies casts [Unlicensed Disintegration] targeting [Desecration Demon].
xXILoveJaceXx69 is being attacked by [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, [Soldier] token, and [Soldier] token.
Turn 14: xXILoveJaceXx69
xXILoveJaceXx69 plays [Swamp].
xXILoveJaceXx69 has conceded from the game.
Winner: soccerpies
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: soccerpies: 2–1
xXILoveJaceXx69 has left the game.