Game 599856204

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[Gatherling] Event=Squire Saturdays 2.12
[Gatherling] Round=3
RedderTory joined the game.
RedderTory chooses to play first.
RedderTory keeps this hand.
rndfunction keeps this hand.
Turn 1: RedderTory
RedderTory skips their draw step.
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
Turn 1: rndfunction
rndfunction plays [Scoured Barrens].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Scoured Barrens] onto the stack (When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
RedderTory discards [Ash Barrens].
RedderTory cycles [Ash Barrens].
RedderTory reveals [Mountain].
Turn 2: RedderTory
RedderTory plays [Swamp].
Turn 2: rndfunction
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rndfunction casts [Thraben Inspector].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Thraben Inspector] onto the stack (When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
rndfunction's [Thraben Inspector] creates a Clue token.
rndfunction plays [Bojuka Bog].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Bojuka Bog] onto the stack targeting RedderTory (When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile all cards from target player's graveyard.).
RedderTory casts [Lightning Bolt] targeting [Thraben Inspector].
Turn 3: RedderTory
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
Turn 3: rndfunction
rndfunction casts [Castigate] targeting RedderTory.
RedderTory reveals their hand to [Castigate], containing [Mountain], [Firebolt], [Swamp], and [Diabolic Edict].
Turn 4: RedderTory
RedderTory plays [Swamp].
RedderTory casts [Duress] targeting rndfunction.
rndfunction discards [Relic of Progenitus].
rndfunction reveals their hand to [Duress], containing [Swords to Plowshares], [Thraben Inspector], [Kitchen Finks], [Guardian of the Guildpact], and [Lone Missionary].
[CHAT] rndfunction: Lands are also OP
Turn 4: rndfunction
[CHAT] RedderTory: But if you draw even one here . . . 
rndfunction discards [Ash Barrens].
rndfunction cycles [Ash Barrens].
rndfunction reveals [Swamp].
rndfunction plays [Swamp].
rndfunction casts [Lone Missionary].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Lone Missionary] onto the stack (When Lone Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.).
Turn 5: RedderTory
RedderTory casts [Firebolt] targeting [Lone Missionary].
RedderTory plays [Mountain].
Turn 5: rndfunction
rndfunction activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
rndfunction draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
rndfunction casts [Thraben Inspector].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Thraben Inspector] onto the stack (When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.).
rndfunction's [Thraben Inspector] creates a Clue token.
Turn 6: RedderTory
RedderTory casts [Cabal Therapy] targeting rndfunction.
RedderTory names Kitchen Finks for [Cabal Therapy].
rndfunction reveals their hand to [Cabal Therapy], containing [Crypt Rats], [Prismatic Strands], [Swords to Plowshares], [Kitchen Finks], and [Guardian of the Guildpact].
rndfunction discards [Kitchen Finks].
[CHAT] rndfunction: Should have fetched Plains, I was distracted as I got a phone call
Turn 6: rndfunction
[CHAT] RedderTory: rip
RedderTory is being attacked by [Thraben Inspector].
rndfunction activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
rndfunction draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
rndfunction discards [Ash Barrens].
rndfunction cycles [Ash Barrens].
rndfunction reveals [Plains].
rndfunction plays [Plains].
Turn 7: RedderTory
RedderTory casts [Duress] targeting rndfunction.
rndfunction discards [Swords to Plowshares].
rndfunction reveals their hand to [Duress], containing [Kitchen Finks], [Crypt Rats], [Prismatic Strands], and [Guardian of the Guildpact].
Turn 7: rndfunction
rndfunction casts [Kitchen Finks].
[CHAT] RedderTory: Why does your deck have to be so hard to 1-for-1 out :(
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Kitchen Finks] onto the stack (When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.).
RedderTory is being attacked by [Thraben Inspector].
Turn 8: RedderTory
RedderTory casts [Firebolt] from the graveyard targeting [Thraben Inspector].
RedderTory plays [Bloodfell Caves].
RedderTory puts triggered ability from [Bloodfell Caves] onto the stack (When Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.).
[CHAT] rndfunction: Because I built it ;)
[CHAT] RedderTory: lol fair
[CHAT] rndfunction: I don't play those 1 for 1 games
Turn 8: rndfunction
RedderTory is being attacked by [Kitchen Finks].
rndfunction casts [Guardian of the Guildpact].
Turn 9: RedderTory
RedderTory casts [Phyrexian Rager].
RedderTory puts triggered ability from [Phyrexian Rager] onto the stack (When Phyrexian Rager enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.).
[CHAT] RedderTory: Turn 9 and I finally draw a creature!!!
[CHAT] rndfunction: Wooo!
RedderTory draws a card with [Phyrexian Rager]'s ability.
RedderTory discards [Ash Barrens].
RedderTory cycles [Ash Barrens].
RedderTory reveals [Swamp].
Turn 9: rndfunction
rndfunction casts [Palace Jailer].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Palace Jailer] onto the stack (When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.).
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Palace Jailer] onto the stack targeting [Phyrexian Rager] (When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opp...).
rndfunction plays [Orzhov Basilica].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from [Orzhov Basilica] onto the stack (When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.).
rndfunction returns [Bojuka Bog] to its owner's hand with [Orzhov Basilica]'s ability.
RedderTory is being attacked by [Guardian of the Guildpact] and [Kitchen Finks].
RedderTory casts [Terminate] targeting [Guardian of the Guildpact].
rndfunction puts triggered ability from The Monarch's Emblem onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.).
Turn 10: RedderTory
RedderTory casts [Read the Bones].
RedderTory put a card on the bottom of the library.
RedderTory put a card on the bottom of the library.
RedderTory draws two cards with [Read the Bones].
RedderTory casts [Duress] targeting rndfunction.
rndfunction discards [Prismatic Strands].
rndfunction reveals their hand to [Duress], containing [Plains], [Bojuka Bog], [Palace Jailer], and [Crypt Rats].
RedderTory has conceded from the game.
Winner: rndfunction
Game 1 Completed.
RedderTory has left the game.