Penny Dreadful: "PD Test"
Game 599120256
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t0nberryking keeps this hand.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself keeps this hand.
Turn 1: t0nberryking
t0nberryking skips their draw step.
t0nberryking plays [Orzhov Guildgate].
Turn 1: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Nightshade Stinger].
Turn 2: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Swamp].
t0nberryking casts [Lone Rider].
Turn 2: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Fourth Bridge Prowler].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Fourth Bridge Prowler] onto the stack targeting [Lone Rider] (When Fourth Bridge Prowler enters the battlefield, you may have target creature get -1/-1 until en...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Island].
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Nightshade Stinger].
Turn 3: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Evolving Wilds].
t0nberryking activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...).
Turn 3: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Military Intelligence].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Fourth Bridge Prowler] and [Nightshade Stinger].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
Turn 4: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Orzhov Guildgate].
t0nberryking casts [Painful Lesson] targeting t0nberryking.
t0nberryking draws two cards with [Painful Lesson].
Turn 4: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Lay Bare the Heart] targeting t0nberryking.
t0nberryking discards [Orazca Relic].
t0nberryking reveals their hand to [Lay Bare the Heart], containing [Famished Paladin], [Lone Rider], [Necrologia], [Magister of Worth], and [Death Grasp].
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Fourth Bridge Prowler] and [Nightshade Stinger].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Inkfathom Infiltrator].
Turn 5: t0nberryking
t0nberryking casts [Lone Rider].
t0nberryking casts [Famished Paladin].
Turn 5: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Military Intelligence].
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Inkfathom Infiltrator] and [Nightshade Stinger].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Noggin Whack] for its prowl cost targeting t0nberryking.
t0nberryking discards [Magister of Worth].
t0nberryking discards [Necrologia].
Turn 6: t0nberryking
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin] and [Lone Rider].
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
t0nberryking casts [Death Grasp] targeting [Inkfathom Infiltrator]. (X is 2).
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Lone Rider] onto the stack (At the beginning of the end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, transform Lone Rider.).
Turn 6: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Fourth Bridge Prowler] and [Nightshade Stinger].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
[Famished Paladin] blocks [Fourth Bridge Prowler].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Morsel Theft] for its prowl cost targeting t0nberryking.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Morsel Theft].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Auntie's Snitch] for its prowl cost.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Inkfathom Infiltrator].
Turn 7: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Swamp].
t0nberryking casts [Famished Paladin].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin] and [It That Rides as One].
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
Turn 7: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Rootwater Depths].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Bident of Thassa].
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Inkfathom Infiltrator], [Auntie's Snitch], and [Nightshade Stinger].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
[Famished Paladin] blocks [Auntie's Snitch].
[Famished Paladin] blocks [Auntie's Snitch].
Blockers for [Auntie's Snitch] are ordered as follows: [Famished Paladin], [Famished Paladin]
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
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HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
[CHAT] t0nberryking: dat military intelligence...
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Auntie's Snitch] for its prowl cost.
Turn 8: t0nberryking
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: doing work for sure
t0nberryking casts [Douse in Gloom] targeting [Inkfathom Infiltrator].
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin] and [It That Rides as One].
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
Turn 8: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Auntie's Snitch] and [Nightshade Stinger].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
[Famished Paladin] blocks [Auntie's Snitch].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses not to use [Auntie's Snitch]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Nightshade Stinger].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Auntie's Snitch] for its prowl cost.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Inkfathom Infiltrator].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Fourth Bridge Prowler].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Fourth Bridge Prowler] onto the stack targeting [It That Rides as One] (When Fourth Bridge Prowler enters the battlefield, you may have target creature get -1/-1 until en...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses not to use [Fourth Bridge Prowler]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Island].
Turn 9: t0nberryking
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [It That Rides as One].
Turn 9: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Inkfathom Infiltrator], [Auntie's Snitch], [Nightshade Stinger], and [Nightshade Stinger].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses not to use [Auntie's Snitch]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses not to use [Auntie's Snitch]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses not to use [Auntie's Snitch]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses not to use [Auntie's Snitch]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses not to use [Auntie's Snitch]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses not to use [Auntie's Snitch]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses not to use [Auntie's Snitch]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses not to use [Auntie's Snitch]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Morsel Theft] for its prowl cost targeting t0nberryking.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Morsel Theft].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Noggin Whack] for its prowl cost targeting t0nberryking.
t0nberryking discards [Providence].
t0nberryking discards [Magister of Worth].
[CHAT] t0nberryking: amideadyet
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Latchkey Faerie] for its prowl cost.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Latchkey Faerie] onto the stack (When Latchkey Faerie enters the battlefield, if its prowl cost was paid, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Latchkey Faerie]'s ability.
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: depends what you draw i think
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Slither Blade].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Nightshade Stinger].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself discards [Rootwater Depths].
Turn 10: t0nberryking
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [It That Rides as One].
[Slither Blade] blocks [It That Rides as One].
t0nberryking plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: nnooooo
t0nberryking has conceded from the game.
Winner: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
Game 1 Completed.
t0nberryking has left the game.
Game 599122764
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t0nberryking chooses to play first.
t0nberryking keeps this hand.
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: well, you got the land that time; if i overblocked and couldnt kill you then you could draw magister; and i think death grasp might also do it
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself keeps this hand.
Turn 1: t0nberryking
t0nberryking skips their draw step.
t0nberryking plays [Swamp].
Turn 1: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
Turn 2: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Plains].
t0nberryking casts [Famished Paladin].
Turn 2: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Island].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Inkfathom Infiltrator].
Turn 3: t0nberryking
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: but yeah; i could see either line
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin].
t0nberryking plays [Swamp].
t0nberryking casts [Douse in Gloom] targeting [Inkfathom Infiltrator].
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: i think mine was at least reasonable
[CHAT] t0nberryking: i only see one line
[CHAT] t0nberryking: and thats me building a deck around military intelligence next xD
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: haha
Turn 3: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: ^_^
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Inkfathom Infiltrator].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
Turn 4: t0nberryking
[CHAT] t0nberryking: how do u find all dese cards
t0nberryking plays [Orzhov Guildgate].
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: hahaha; a lot of time on scryfall
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin].
[CHAT] t0nberryking: all i find is jank
[CHAT] t0nberryking: (
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: this is my first match with *this* deck; probably needs some tuning
[CHAT] t0nberryking: it looks good
[CHAT] t0nberryking: fk
t0nberryking casts [Death Grasp] targeting [Inkfathom Infiltrator]. (X is 1).
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
Turn 4: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Island].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Latchkey Faerie].
Turn 5: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Plains].
t0nberryking casts [Painful Lesson] targeting t0nberryking.
t0nberryking draws two cards with [Painful Lesson].
t0nberryking casts [Ultimate Price] targeting [Latchkey Faerie].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin].
Turn 5: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Latchkey Faerie].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
Turn 6: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Orzhov Guildgate].
Turn 6: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Bident of Thassa].
t0nberryking casts [Ultimate Price] targeting [Latchkey Faerie].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
Turn 7: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Swamp].
Turn 7: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
[CHAT] t0nberryking: help
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Slither Blade].
[CHAT] t0nberryking: this guy is sleeping
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Military Intelligence].
Turn 8: t0nberryking
t0nberryking casts [Magister of Worth].
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Magister of Worth] onto the stack (When Magister of Worth enters the battlefield, starting with you, each player votes for grace or c...).
t0nberryking votes for Condemnation
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: hehe - the ol' magister of worth to kill slitherblade :)
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself votes for Condemnation
Turn 8: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] t0nberryking: it had to go xD
Turn 9: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Plains].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Magister of Worth].
Turn 9: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself has conceded from the game.
Winner: t0nberryking
Game 2 Completed.
Game 599123622
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HeWhoSpeaksToHimself keeps this hand.
t0nberryking keeps this hand.
Turn 1: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself skips their draw step.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Waterveil Cavern].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Slither Blade].
Turn 1: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Orzhov Guildgate].
Turn 2: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Slither Blade].
Turn 2: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Plains].
t0nberryking casts [Lone Rider].
Turn 3: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Lay Bare the Heart] targeting t0nberryking.
t0nberryking discards [Lone Rider].
t0nberryking reveals their hand to [Lay Bare the Heart], containing [Orazca Relic], [Orazca Relic], [Magister of Worth], [Orzhov Guildgate], and [Surge of Righteousness].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
Turn 3: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Orzhov Guildgate].
Turn 4: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Slither Blade].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Latchkey Faerie] for its prowl cost.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Latchkey Faerie] onto the stack (When Latchkey Faerie enters the battlefield, if its prowl cost was paid, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Latchkey Faerie]'s ability.
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HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Rootwater Depths].
Turn 4: t0nberryking
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Lone Rider].
t0nberryking casts [Death Grasp] targeting [Latchkey Faerie]. (X is 1).
Turn 5: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Slither Blade].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Morsel Theft] for its prowl cost targeting t0nberryking.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Morsel Theft].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Island].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Noggin Whack] for its prowl cost targeting t0nberryking.
t0nberryking discards [Orazca Relic].
t0nberryking discards [Orazca Relic].
Turn 5: t0nberryking
t0nberryking casts [Famished Paladin].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Lone Rider].
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
Turn 6: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: 1ugh - i accid hit ok
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Slither Blade].
[CHAT] t0nberryking: rip
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: and i drew bident X_X
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Waterveil Cavern].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Bident of Thassa].
Turn 6: t0nberryking
t0nberryking casts [Lone Rider].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin] and [Lone Rider].
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
Turn 7: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Slither Blade].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Fourth Bridge Prowler].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Fourth Bridge Prowler] onto the stack targeting [Lone Rider] (When Fourth Bridge Prowler enters the battlefield, you may have target creature get -1/-1 until en...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Nightshade Stinger].
Turn 7: t0nberryking
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin] and [Lone Rider].
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
t0nberryking casts [Famished Paladin].
Turn 8: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Nightshade Stinger] and [Slither Blade].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Latchkey Faerie] for its prowl cost.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Latchkey Faerie] onto the stack (When Latchkey Faerie enters the battlefield, if its prowl cost was paid, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Latchkey Faerie]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Fourth Bridge Prowler].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Fourth Bridge Prowler] onto the stack targeting [Lone Rider] (When Fourth Bridge Prowler enters the battlefield, you may have target creature get -1/-1 until en...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Island].
Turn 8: t0nberryking
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself activates an ability of [Bident of Thassa] ( Creatures your opponents control attack this turn if able.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin] and [Famished Paladin].
Turn 9: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Latchkey Faerie] and [Slither Blade].
t0nberryking casts [Douse in Gloom] targeting [Latchkey Faerie].
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Noggin Whack] for its prowl cost targeting t0nberryking.
t0nberryking discards [Surge of Righteousness].
t0nberryking discards [Necrologia].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Inkfathom Infiltrator].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Auntie's Snitch] for its prowl cost.
Turn 9: t0nberryking
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself activates an ability of [Bident of Thassa] ( Creatures your opponents control attack this turn if able.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin] and [Famished Paladin].
[Fourth Bridge Prowler] blocks [Famished Paladin].
Turn 10: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Auntie's Snitch], [Inkfathom Infiltrator], [Fourth Bridge Prowler], [Nightshade Stinger], and [Slither Blade].
t0nberryking casts [Surge of Righteousness] targeting [Auntie's Snitch].
[CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: ickkkk brutal
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
t0nberryking puts triggered ability from [Famished Paladin] onto the stack (Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.).
[CHAT] t0nberryking: i wish
[Famished Paladin] blocks [Fourth Bridge Prowler].
[Famished Paladin] blocks [Fourth Bridge Prowler].
Blockers for [Fourth Bridge Prowler] are ordered as follows: [Famished Paladin], [Famished Paladin]
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Auntie's Snitch] onto the stack (Whenever a Goblin or Rogue you control deals combat damage to a player, if Auntie's Snitch is in y...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
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HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Fourth Bridge Prowler].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Fourth Bridge Prowler] onto the stack targeting [Famished Paladin] (When Fourth Bridge Prowler enters the battlefield, you may have target creature get -1/-1 until en...).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Auntie's Snitch] for its prowl cost.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
Turn 10: t0nberryking
t0nberryking plays [Plains].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Famished Paladin] and [Famished Paladin].
[Fourth Bridge Prowler] blocks [Famished Paladin].
Turn 11: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Auntie's Snitch], [Inkfathom Infiltrator], and [Nightshade Stinger].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Nightshade Stinger].
Turn 11: t0nberryking
Turn 12: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Lay Bare the Heart] targeting t0nberryking.
[CHAT] t0nberryking: how do i gain life?
t0nberryking casts [Ultimate Price] targeting [Nightshade Stinger].
t0nberryking discards [Magister of Worth].
t0nberryking reveals their hand to [Lay Bare the Heart], containing no cards.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Military Intelligence].
t0nberryking is being attacked by [Nightshade Stinger], [Auntie's Snitch], and [Inkfathom Infiltrator].
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Military Intelligence] onto the stack (Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Military Intelligence]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Bident of Thassa] onto the stack (Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.).
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Bident of Thassa]'s ability.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Morsel Theft] for its prowl cost targeting t0nberryking.
HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws a card with [Morsel Theft].
Winner: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself
Game 3 Completed.
Match Winner: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: 2–1
t0nberryking has left the game.