Game 594642750
PDBot has started watching. [League] Host doesn't have active run Doktor_Derp chooses to play first. Doktor_Derp keeps this hand. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself keeps this hand. Turn 1: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp skips their draw step. [CHAT] HeWhoSpeaksToHimself: hey hf Doktor_Derp plays [Flood Plain]. Turn 1: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Desert of the Glorified]. Turn 2: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp activates an ability of [Flood Plain] ( Search your library for a Plains or Island card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle you...). Doktor_Derp plays [Island]. Doktor_Derp casts [Battlewise Hoplite]. Turn 2: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Plains]. Turn 3: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp plays [Plains]. Doktor_Derp casts [Gryff's Boon] targeting [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Battlewise Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Battlewise Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Battlewise Hopli...). Doktor_Derp put a card on the bottom of the library. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp casts [Hero of Iroas]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself discards [Eternal Dragon]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself cycles [Eternal Dragon]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself reveals [Plains]. Turn 3: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Plains]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Astral Slide]. Turn 4: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp plays [Island]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Hero of Iroas] and [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp casts [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp casts [Hero of Iroas]. Turn 4: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Desert of the Glorified]. Turn 5: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp plays [Meandering River]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Hero of Iroas], [Battlewise Hoplite], [Hero of Iroas], and [Battlewise Hoplite]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself discards [Archfiend of Ifnir]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself cycles [Archfiend of Ifnir]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack targeting [Battlewise Hoplite] (Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the...). Doktor_Derp activates an ability of [Gryff's Boon] targeting [Battlewise Hoplite] ( Return Gryff's Boon from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature.). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack (Return Battlewise Hoplite to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the nex...). Turn 5: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Animate Dead] targeting [Archfiend of Ifnir]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Animate Dead] onto the stack (When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses 'enchant creature c...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Desert of the Glorified]. Turn 6: Doktor_Derp HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Battlewise Hoplite], [Hero of Iroas], [Battlewise Hoplite], and [Hero of Iroas]. [Archfiend of Ifnir] blocks [Battlewise Hoplite]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself discards [Renewed Faith]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself cycles [Renewed Faith]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack targeting [Battlewise Hoplite] (Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Archfiend of Ifnir] onto the stack (Whenever you cycle or discard another card, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature your opponents co...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Renewed Faith] onto the stack ( When you cycle Renewed Faith, you may gain 2 life.). Doktor_Derp casts [Dive Down] targeting [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Battlewise Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Battlewise Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Battlewise Hopli...). Doktor_Derp put a card on top of Doktor_Derp's library. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself's Triggered ability from Astral Slide is countered because it has no legal targets. Turn 6: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Astral Slide]. Doktor_Derp is being attacked by [Archfiend of Ifnir]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself discards [Forsake the Worldly]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself cycles [Forsake the Worldly]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack targeting [Archfiend of Ifnir] (Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack targeting [Battlewise Hoplite] (Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Archfiend of Ifnir] onto the stack (Whenever you cycle or discard another card, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature your opponents co...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Animate Dead] onto the stack (When this leaves the battlefield, the enchanted creature's controller sacrifices it.). Turn 7: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp casts [Treasure Cruise]. Doktor_Derp draws three cards with [Treasure Cruise]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack (Return Archfiend of Ifnir to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the nex...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack (Return Battlewise Hoplite to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the nex...). Turn 7: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself Doktor_Derp casts [Center Soul] targeting [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Battlewise Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Battlewise Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Battlewise Hopli...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself discards [Eternal Dragon]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself cycles [Eternal Dragon]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack targeting [Archfiend of Ifnir] (Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Astral Slide] onto the stack targeting [Battlewise Hoplite] (Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Archfiend of Ifnir] onto the stack (Whenever you cycle or discard another card, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature your opponents co...). Doktor_Derp casts [Dive Down] targeting [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Battlewise Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Battlewise Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Battlewise Hopli...). Doktor_Derp put a card on top of Doktor_Derp's library. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself has conceded from the game. Winner: Doktor_Derp Game 1 Completed.
Game 594644630
PDBot has started watching. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself chooses to play first. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself keeps this hand. Doktor_Derp mulligans to 6 cards. Doktor_Derp keeps this hand. Doktor_Derp put a card on top of Doktor_Derp's library. Turn 1: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself HeWhoSpeaksToHimself skips their draw step. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Plains]. Turn 1: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp plays [Flood Plain]. Turn 2: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp]. Turn 2: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp plays [Island]. Doktor_Derp activates an ability of [Flood Plain] ( Search your library for a Plains or Island card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle you...). Doktor_Derp casts [Battlewise Hoplite]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself discards [Eternal Dragon]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself cycles [Eternal Dragon]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself reveals [Plains]. Turn 3: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Sin Collector]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Sin Collector] onto the stack targeting Doktor_Derp (When Sin Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals his or her hand. You choose an ...). Doktor_Derp reveals their hand to [Sin Collector]'s ability, containing [Sheltering Light], [Hero of Iroas], [Curiosity], and [Mizzium Skin]. Turn 3: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp casts [Cloak of Mists] targeting [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Battlewise Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Battlewise Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Battlewise Hopli...). Doktor_Derp put a card on top of Doktor_Derp's library. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Battlewise Hoplite]. Turn 4: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself Doktor_Derp is being attacked by [Sin Collector]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Animate Dead] targeting [Eternal Dragon]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Animate Dead] onto the stack (When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses 'enchant creature c...). HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Nomad Outpost]. Turn 4: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp plays [Island]. Doktor_Derp casts [Curiosity] targeting [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Battlewise Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Battlewise Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Battlewise Hopli...). Doktor_Derp put a card on top of Doktor_Derp's library. Doktor_Derp casts [Mizzium Skin] targeting [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Battlewise Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Battlewise Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Battlewise Hopli...). Doktor_Derp put a card on top of Doktor_Derp's library. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Curiosity] onto the stack ( Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.). Doktor_Derp draws a card with [Curiosity]'s ability. Turn 5: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Sin Collector]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself puts triggered ability from [Sin Collector] onto the stack targeting Doktor_Derp (When Sin Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals his or her hand. You choose an ...). Doktor_Derp reveals their hand to [Sin Collector]'s ability, containing [Sheltering Light] and [Hero of Iroas]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Plains]. Doktor_Derp is being attacked by [Eternal Dragon] and [Sin Collector]. Turn 5: Doktor_Derp HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Curiosity] onto the stack ( Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.). Doktor_Derp draws a card with [Curiosity]'s ability. Doktor_Derp plays [Flood Plain]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself discards [Desert of the True]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself cycles [Desert of the True]. Turn 6: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself Doktor_Derp is being attacked by [Sin Collector], [Eternal Dragon], and [Sin Collector]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself plays [Swamp]. Turn 6: Doktor_Derp Doktor_Derp casts [Sheltering Light] targeting [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Battlewise Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Battlewise Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Battlewise Hopli...). Doktor_Derp put a card on top of Doktor_Derp's library. Doktor_Derp put a card on the bottom of the library. Doktor_Derp casts [Mizzium Skin] targeting [Battlewise Hoplite]. Doktor_Derp puts triggered ability from [Battlewise Hoplite] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell that targets Battlewise Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Battlewise Hopli...). Doktor_Derp put a card on the bottom of the library. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself is being attacked by [Battlewise Hoplite]. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself casts [Renewed Faith]. Doktor_Derp has conceded from the game. Winner: HeWhoSpeaksToHimself Game 2 Completed. HeWhoSpeaksToHimself draws their next card. Doktor_Derp has left the game.