Game 593192530

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NARFNra joined the game.
insan3_ joined the game.
Lucha joined the game.
[CHAT] NARFNra: good luck all
EternalParadox38 joined the game.
NARFNra chooses to play first.
NARFNra chooses [Mishra, Artificer Prodigy] as their commander.
EternalParadox38 chooses [Lavinia of the Tenth] as their commander.
insan3_ chooses [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] as their commander.
Lucha chooses [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker] as their commander.
[CHAT] insan3_: gl too
[CHAT] Lucha: Good luck, have fun!
NARFNra mulligans to 7 cards.
EternalParadox38 keeps this hand.
[CHAT] Lucha: a mishra deck ,cool
insan3_ mulligans to 7 cards.
Lucha keeps this hand.
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: Is this the theives deck?
[CHAT] Lucha: I'm still waiting the card for the brother :D
NARFNra keeps this hand.
insan3_ mulligans to 6 cards.
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's entirely possible
insan3_ keeps this hand.
Turn 1: NARFNra
insan3_ put a card on top of insan3_'s library.
NARFNra plays [Mountain].
[CHAT] Lucha: taht misterious response :D
[CHAT] NARFNra: also, urza totally got a card, in unstable :p
[CHAT] NARFNra: (i only have one mishra deck)
[CHAT] Lucha: ah, come on! :D a head? :D
Turn 1: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Plains].
EternalParadox38 casts [Pyramid of the Pantheon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: well, there's also the Blind Seer :p
Turn 1: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Swamp].
Turn 1: Lucha
Lucha plays [Swamp].
Lucha casts [Wayfarer's Bauble].
Turn 2: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Dreadship Reef].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Dreadship Reef] ( Put a storage counter on Dreadship Reef.).
Turn 2: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
EternalParadox38 casts [Nephalia Smuggler].
Turn 2: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Forest].
insan3_ casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
Turn 2: Lucha
Turn 3: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Island].
NARFNra casts [Cryptolith Fragment].
Turn 3: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: just rampin nothin 2 see here
EternalParadox38 plays [Plains].
EternalParadox38 casts [Candles of Leng].
Turn 3: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Foul Orchard].
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] insan3_: sorry eternal
NARFNra has been dealt 2 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Nephalia Smuggler] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: havin land troubles huh lucha? :(
[CHAT] insan3_: Yeap
[CHAT] Lucha: no, I was reading hapatra while pressing 1 key :D
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
Turn 3: Lucha
Lucha plays [Swamp].
Lucha activates an ability of [Wayfarer's Bauble] ({2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card...).
Turn 4: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] NARFNra: time for some, as they say in the business, sick Value
NARFNra casts [Scrounge] targeting Lucha.
[CHAT] NARFNra: (this is so dumb)
[CHAT] insan3_: wow
NARFNra activates an ability of [Wayfarer's Bauble] ({2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: lands r good
Turn 4: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Plains].
[CHAT] insan3_: Pyramid turn 1 so good
Turn 4: insan3_
[CHAT] NARFNra: indeed
insan3_ plays [Swamp].
NARFNra is being attacked by [Snake] token.
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
EternalParadox38 has been dealt 2 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Snake] token (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: trading in snake for new snake
[CHAT] NARFNra: SNAKE VIGILANCE
insan3_ casts [Nullmage Shepherd].
[CHAT] NARFNra: eugh
Turn 4: Lucha
[CHAT] insan3_: HAHA
Lucha plays [Island].
Lucha casts [Ur-Golem's Eye].
Lucha casts [Thaumatic Compass].
Turn 5: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Mountain].
NARFNra casts [Steal Artifact] targeting [Pyramid of the Pantheon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: pyramids really are good
NARFNra activates an ability of [Dreadship Reef] ( Put a storage counter on Dreadship Reef.).
[CHAT] Lucha: oh, that hurts
Turn 5: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Encroaching Wastes].
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Candles of Leng] ( Reveal the top card of your library. If it has the same name as a card in your graveyard, put it ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: lbr insan3 was probably going to destroy it at some point anyway
EternalParadox38 reveals [End Hostilities] with [Candles of Leng]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Candles of Leng]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: and probably is still
[CHAT] NARFNra: since it's now a 2 for 1
Turn 5: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Forest].
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
Lucha is being attacked by [Nullmage Shepherd].
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Snake] token.
NARFNra has been dealt 4 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Nullmage Shepherd] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: now that i think about it sudden disappearance would be pretty brutal vs my deck
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
Turn 5: Lucha
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey lucha do you have any creatures of power 3 or greater
[CHAT] Lucha: sure
Lucha casts [Extractor Demon].
[CHAT] NARFNra: neat
[CHAT] Lucha: like this
Turn 6: NARFNra
NARFNra casts [Conquering Manticore].
[CHAT] insan3_: Nice
[CHAT] NARFNra: can you block nullmage shepherd for me
@ lucha
[CHAT] Lucha: :D
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Conquering Manticore] onto the stack targeting [Nullmage Shepherd] (When Conquering Manticore enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature an opponent cont...).
[CHAT] insan3_: Ow 
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh shh im at 33
[CHAT] NARFNra: :p
Lucha is being attacked by [Nullmage Shepherd].
[CHAT] Lucha: sure
[Extractor Demon] blocks [Nullmage Shepherd].
[CHAT] NARFNra: dat instant
[CHAT] insan3_: I will not forget this
[CHAT] NARFNra: heheh
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Extractor Demon] onto the stack targeting insan3_ ( Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player put the top 2 cards ...).
[CHAT] insan3_: WHAT
[CHAT] Lucha: :D
[CHAT] NARFNra: it would have been kind of poetic to target me with the mill tbh
[CHAT] NARFNra: paying the demon with my toll
[CHAT] Lucha: karma? :D
NARFNra casts [Mishra, Artificer Prodigy].
[CHAT] NARFNra: here's mishra, he does nothing
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
Turn 6: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: he does shuffle my deck randomly though
[CHAT] Lucha: hahahaha
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe i should make a mishra deck with sick scry antics
[CHAT] NARFNra: also sorry paradox about stealing your pyramid, im sure you understand the valuie though
[CHAT] NARFNra: i just had to....
[CHAT] Lucha: but you have it there because you have some strategy with him, right?
[CHAT] NARFNra: nOPE
EternalParadox38 casts [End Hostilities].
[CHAT] NARFNra: just want grixis colors and dont like sol'kanar
[CHAT] Lucha: Mm... interesting
[CHAT] insan3_: Okay face
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah that's fair
[CHAT] NARFNra: the mill....
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Extractor Demon] onto the stack targeting insan3_ ( Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player put the top 2 cards ...).
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Extractor Demon] onto the stack targeting insan3_ ( Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player put the top 2 cards ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: target us all lucha, it's more fun that way
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Extractor Demon] onto the stack targeting insan3_ ( Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player put the top 2 cards ...).
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Extractor Demon] onto the stack targeting insan3_ ( Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player put the top 2 cards ...).
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Extractor Demon] onto the stack targeting insan3_ ( Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player put the top 2 cards ...).
[CHAT] insan3_: Oh gosh, why?
[CHAT] NARFNra: suddenly insane busts out the graveyard synergies
[CHAT] NARFNra: grafted exoskeleton huh
[CHAT] NARFNra: good card
Turn 6: insan3_
[CHAT] insan3_: I'm disappointed
[CHAT] Lucha: that hapatra... scares me :D
[CHAT] insan3_: FacePalm
insan3_ plays [Forest].
[CHAT] NARFNra: tbh id be a little more afraid of lavinia just from potential power level
insan3_ casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] Lucha: here she comes!
[CHAT] NARFNra: paradox is behind rn tho so it's all good
[CHAT] NARFNra: no need to fear yet
Turn 6: Lucha
[CHAT] NARFNra: well insane, i just wanted to get rid of nullmage, i feel no ill will towards u buddy
Lucha plays [Warped Landscape].
Lucha casts [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker].
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah, mirko...
Turn 7: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Encroaching Wastes].
NARFNra casts [Charmbreaker Devils].
[CHAT] insan3_: I expected more from you  Lucha
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey paradox
[CHAT] Lucha: Do you remember the first game we played together, Narfn? it was the same deck more or less but with the Lord of Secrets as comander
[CHAT] NARFNra: would you like a random artifact out of your deck
[CHAT] NARFNra: also yep
[CHAT] NARFNra: actually that'd probably be mean since that's one of your card draw artifacts nvm
[CHAT] NARFNra: let's see
NARFNra casts [Reweave] targeting [Steal Artifact].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Charmbreaker Devils gets +4/+0 until end of turn.).
[CHAT] PDBot: [sU]Reweave[sU] has a Advantageous bug.  Splice onto Arcane abilities are incorrectly affected by cost reduction effects that are supposed to affect spells only if there are two cost-reducting permanents with the same name
[CHAT] NARFNra: hm
[CHAT] NARFNra: trail of evidence is an alright card
[CHAT] Lucha: but only if you splice into arcane
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah
[CHAT] Lucha: I mean the bug
[CHAT] NARFNra: which this deck will never be doing so all good
Turn 7: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: it probably would have been more of a correct play to just sac the pyramid but i figured id be nice
EternalParadox38 casts [Diluvian Primordial].
[CHAT] NARFNra: this is why you arent nice kids
[CHAT] insan3_: oh man
[CHAT] NARFNra: reweave!!!
[CHAT] NARFNra: cast reweave!!!!
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's fun!!!
[CHAT] Lucha: :D
More than 1 target came from a single controller.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Diluvian Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Scrounge], and [Razaketh's Rite] (When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target ...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well
[CHAT] NARFNra: no reweaves today it seems
EternalParadox38 casts [Scrounge] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability targeting insan3_.
EternalParadox38 casts [Razaketh's Rite] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability.
[CHAT] insan3_: Thaks Lucha =D 
[CHAT] NARFNra: no infinite scrounging either
[CHAT] Lucha: :D
[CHAT] NARFNra: goodbye scrounge, you were basically ramp, which is fine in my book
Turn 7: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Forest].
[CHAT] insan3_: 2 hit, one die
[CHAT] NARFNra: all good ill reweave it on my turn
[CHAT] NARFNra: watch paradox somehow hit another one in the deck
insan3_ casts [Incremental Blight] targeting [Diluvian Primordial] (Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature), [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker] (Put two -1/-1 counters on another target creature), and [Charmbreaker Devils] (Put three -1/-1 counters on a third target creature).
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe ill just let paradox keep it then
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: if you're gonna be like that
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: :p
[CHAT] Lucha: I guess I deserve it :D
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: I just didn't want NARFNra to one shot someone
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: and by someone I mean me
[CHAT] NARFNra: so this is how it goes huh
[CHAT] NARFNra: hope you have removal for that exoskeleton then
[CHAT] Lucha: :D
NARFNra has been dealt 6 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Diluvian Primordial] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh ok
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: thank u
Turn 7: Lucha
[CHAT] insan3_: It was more to save myself
[CHAT] insan3_: But you're welcome
[CHAT] NARFNra: well thank you for letting me reweave that all the same
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah grafted exoskeleton charmbreaker devils would be pretty spooky that's fair
Lucha casts [Destroy the Evidence] targeting [Encroaching Wastes].
EternalParadox38 reveals 2 cards with [Destroy the Evidence]: [Galepowder Mage] and [Plains].
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: we playing like this huh
Lucha casts [Dakra Mystic].
[CHAT] NARFNra: the best target for that would probably have been my storage land tbh
[CHAT] NARFNra: from a pure value perspective
Turn 8: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard t...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: anyway let's see
[Reweave] is returned at random to NARFNra's hand.
[CHAT] NARFNra: yep gotta do this now
[CHAT] Lucha: Learning something new everyday :D
NARFNra casts [Reweave] targeting [Grafted Exoskeleton].
[CHAT] Lucha: I'm still doing really good mishaps with my treat assesment :D
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Charmbreaker Devils gets +4/+0 until end of turn.).
[CHAT] insan3_: lol
NARFNra's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: let's see what paradox gets
[CHAT] NARFNra: uieueueeuhguehegue
[CHAT] NARFNra: ugggggggggggh
[CHAT] insan3_: LOL
[CHAT] NARFNra: still better than exoskeleton i guess
[CHAT] NARFNra: anywayhere you guys can draw 7 i guess
NARFNra casts [Diminishing Returns].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Charmbreaker Devils gets +4/+0 until end of turn.).
NARFNra's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue token.
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: my mistmedow witch :(
NARFNra chooses the number 7.
NARFNra draws seven cards with [Diminishing Returns].
EternalParadox38 chooses the number 7.
EternalParadox38 draws seven cards with [Diminishing Returns].
[CHAT] NARFNra: aw man exiling my recursion and stolen goods
[CHAT] NARFNra: and sepulchral primordial :(((
[CHAT] NARFNra: would have been good value
insan3_ chooses the number 7.
insan3_ draws seven cards with [Diminishing Returns].
Lucha chooses the number 7.
Lucha draws seven cards with [Diminishing Returns].
[CHAT] NARFNra: well anyway y'all enjoy i guess
[CHAT] Lucha: sure
NARFNra plays [Tresserhorn Sinks].
Turn 8: EternalParadox38
[CHAT] NARFNra: i could just diminishing returns every turn until i mill myself out
[CHAT] NARFNra: sick value
[CHAT] insan3_: Sepulchral so good
[CHAT] NARFNra: thanks charmbreaker devils
EternalParadox38 casts [Magnifying Glass].
[CHAT] Lucha: BTW, Narfn, you destroyed all the work I was doing on Insane deck all this game!
[CHAT] Lucha:  :D
[CHAT] NARFNra: gotta draw even MORE cards
[CHAT] NARFNra: also to be fair i milled myself 10 
EternalParadox38 casts [Cloudblazer].
[CHAT] NARFNra: so it kind of balances out right??? :p
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Cloudblazer] onto the stack (When Cloudblazer enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.).
EternalParadox38 draws two cards with [Cloudblazer]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: clouds be blazin
EternalParadox38 plays [Plains].
[CHAT] insan3_: =P
Turn 8: insan3_
[CHAT] NARFNra: this deck im planning is really honestly pretty terrible but i do have fun doing stupid things with it
[CHAT] insan3_: Well
insan3_ plays [Swamp].
insan3_ casts [Necroskitter].
[CHAT] NARFNra: yikes
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, and [Snake] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah you can just spend the counter on that
[CHAT] insan3_: Nops
[CHAT] insan3_: Its fun
NARFNra has been dealt 8 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Cloudblazer] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_ casts [Golgari Signet].
insan3_ casts [Necrogenesis].
insan3_ casts [Nezumi Bone-Reader].
Turn 8: Lucha
Lucha plays [Island].
Lucha casts [Trepanation Blade].
Lucha activates an ability of [Trepanation Blade] targeting [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker] (Equip {2}).
[CHAT] insan3_: wow
insan3_ is being attacked by [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker].
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Trepanation Blade] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, defending player reveals cards from the top of his or her libr...).
insan3_ reveals [Swamp] with [Trepanation Blade]'s ability.
[CHAT] insan3_: Here we go
[CHAT] NARFNra: Swamp
[CHAT] Lucha: what!?!?!
[CHAT] NARFNra: lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey +1/+1 isnt to be ignored as a 0/2
insan3_ has been dealt 1 total damage by Lucha's commander, [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker].
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker] onto the stack (Whenever Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals cards from ...).
insan3_ reveals 18 cards with [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker]'s ability: [Claws of Wirewood], [Decimator Beetle], [Skinrender], [Golgari Guildmage], [Diabolic Tutor], [Elfhame Sanctuary], [Eliminate the Competition], [Forest], [Forest], [Emrakul's Evangel], 
[Extinguish All Hope], [Flesh-Eater Imp], [Nest of Scarabs], [Sosuke, Son of Seshiro], [Plaguemaw Beast], [Midnight Banshee], [Desert of the Indomitable], and [Blighted Woodland].
[CHAT] Lucha: come on!
[CHAT] Lucha: :D
[CHAT] insan3_: Oh god
[CHAT] NARFNra: jesus
[CHAT] NARFNra: flesh eater imp, hmmm
[CHAT] insan3_: Why, WHY me?
[CHAT] Lucha: you were at 0 commander damage, man :D
[CHAT] NARFNra: well, to be fair, if he milled a sorcery from me i might end up with it
[CHAT] Lucha: it's just cosmic balance :D
[CHAT] NARFNra: and paradox cant be attcked by fliers
[CHAT] NARFNra: also i drew everyone cards!
Lucha activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: im nice and Friendly!
Lucha reveals [Swamp].
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
Turn 9: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard t...).
[Diminishing Returns] is returned at random to NARFNra's hand.
[CHAT] NARFNra: gee i wonder which ill get
NARFNra plays [Mystifying Maze].
NARFNra casts [Pristine Talisman].
NARFNra casts [Steal Enchantment] targeting [Necrogenesis].
[CHAT] NARFNra: now i can hose necroskitter :)
Turn 9: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: unless you want to be pals insane
[CHAT] NARFNra: we can be pals!
[CHAT] NARFNra: if we're pals i won't exile things with necroskitter's trigger on the stack
[CHAT] insan3_: I'm your friend, I always was.
[CHAT] NARFNra: :)
[CHAT] NARFNra: thanks buddy
[CHAT] Lucha: negotiations! alarm! Negotiations!
[CHAT] NARFNra: just doin my duty
[CHAT] insan3_: You agreed to kill my elf Lucha
EternalParadox38 casts [Astral Cornucopia]. (X is 2).
[CHAT] NARFNra: lucha havin minor problems and restartin if u didnt see the discord mesage btw
[CHAT] NARFNra: brb a sec
Lucha has lost connection to the game.
[CHAT] insan3_: Ok
Lucha joined the game.
[CHAT] NARFNra: back
[CHAT] Lucha: sorry, guys
[CHAT] NARFNra: np
[CHAT] Lucha: My virtual machine plays with my feelings from time to time :D
[CHAT] insan3_: np =]
EternalParadox38 casts [Thaumatic Compass].
[CHAT] NARFNra: crystal shard is a pretty good necroskitter hoser
[CHAT] insan3_: Were not we friends?
[CHAT] NARFNra: just noting the way things are going
Turn 9: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i suppose either way getting a diluvian primordial would be just a 5/5 flier for you right now
insan3_ casts [Bellowing Tanglewurm].
[CHAT] NARFNra: good card
Lucha is being attacked by [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, [Snake] token, and [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
EternalParadox38 is being attacked by [Necroskitter].
[Diluvian Primordial] blocks [Necroskitter].
Lucha has been dealt 2 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_ casts [Falkenrath Noble].
Turn 9: Lucha
Lucha plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] Lucha: Reveeeeeeeeeeeeeenge!
Lucha casts [Grisly Spectacle] targeting [Falkenrath Noble].
[CHAT] insan3_: But, YOU BEGAN
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Falkenrath Noble] onto the stack targeting Lucha (Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life...).
[CHAT] Lucha: I have a very short memory :D
insan3_ is being attacked by [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker].
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Trepanation Blade] onto the stack (Whenever equipped creature attacks, defending player reveals cards from the top of his or her libr...).
[CHAT] insan3_: 17:23 insan3_: Here we go
insan3_ reveals 6 cards with [Trepanation Blade]'s ability: [Overrun], [Sunset Pyramid], [Revel in Riches], [Dread Return], [Power Conduit], and [Mortuary Mire].
[CHAT] NARFNra: goin on the single player target plan huh
[CHAT] insan3_: Overrun =S
[CHAT] NARFNra: pretty spooky card
[CHAT] Lucha: I think, that's the honly plan for this deck :D
insan3_ has been dealt 6 total damage by Lucha's commander, [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker].
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker] onto the stack (Whenever Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals cards from ...).
insan3_ reveals 9 cards with [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker]'s ability: [Rampant Growth], [Jund Panorama], [Golgari Guildgate], [Obelisk Spider], [Contagion Engine], [Cinderhaze Wretch], [Second Harvest], [Grasping Dunes], and [Cascading Cataracts].
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's times like these i stare at my exiled sepulcrah primordial and sigh
[CHAT] NARFNra: nice deck btw
[CHAT] insan3_: Oh god
[CHAT] insan3_: My deck
[CHAT] Lucha: And... In my defense, Insane, you were still the less damaged player :D
[CHAT] NARFNra: eh you still got half of it all good
[CHAT] NARFNra: mirko gonna probably win from comm damage before he mills ya tbh
Lucha casts [Angelheart Vial].
[CHAT] NARFNra: especially since, i, do still have diminishing returns in my hand lmao
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: and the tasty power of draw 7 cards is hard to resist
NARFNra activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
[CHAT] insan3_: I'm sad
[CHAT] NARFNra: i am sorry
NARFNra draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Necrogenesis] targeting [Flesh-Eater Imp] ( Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.).
[CHAT] insan3_: I'm more sad
[CHAT] NARFNra: eh youve got snakes
NARFNra's [Necrogenesis] creates a Saproling token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: they're friendly pals
Turn 10: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard t...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: thanks charmbreaker d's
[CHAT] Lucha: saprolins in Narfnra deck... deja vu
[CHAT] Lucha: :D
[CHAT] NARFNra: saprolings are pretty good
[CHAT] NARFNra: glad they're in dominaria
NARFNra plays [Bad River].
NARFNra casts [Kumena's Awakening].
[CHAT] Lucha: Oh! I only have 13 minutes on my clock!
[CHAT] NARFNra: off brand howling mine deployed
[CHAT] NARFNra: better move fast my friend
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Thaumatic Compass] ( Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your li...).
EternalParadox38 reveals [Island].
Turn 10: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[CHAT] Lucha: what is the city's blessing btw'
EternalParadox38 casts [Lavinia of the Tenth].
[CHAT] insan3_: Oh
[CHAT] NARFNra: read kumena's awakening, the ascend ability
[CHAT] insan3_: I'm dead
[CHAT] NARFNra: why?
[CHAT] Lucha: already=
[CHAT] Lucha: ?
[CHAT] NARFNra: what makes ya dead?
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Lavinia of the Tenth] onto the stack (When Lavinia of the Tenth enters the battlefield, detain each nonland permanent your opponents con...).
[CHAT] insan3_: One vampire
[CHAT] Lucha: I don't know what you are talking about ¬_¬u
NARFNra activates an ability of [Necrogenesis] targeting [Midnight Banshee] ( Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.).
[CHAT] insan3_: OHHH GOD
NARFNra's [Necrogenesis] creates a Saproling token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: unfortunately this saproling is going to jail
[CHAT] insan3_: Leave alone
EternalParadox38 casts [Dream Thief].
[CHAT] insan3_: ;-;
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah, the flicker value
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Dream Thief] onto the stack (When Dream Thief enters the battlefield, draw a card if you've cast another blue spell this turn.).
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Dream Thief]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Thaumatic Compass] onto the stack (At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass...).
Turn 10: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Swamp].
insan3_ casts [Dread Return] from the graveyard targeting [Archfiend of Ifnir].
[CHAT] insan3_: My block ;-;
insan3_ returns [Archfiend of Ifnir] to the battlefield with [Dread Return]'s ability
insan3_ discards [Desert of the Glorified].
insan3_ cycles [Desert of the Glorified].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Archfiend of Ifnir] onto the stack (Whenever you cycle or discard another card, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature your opponents co...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: my my
[CHAT] NARFNra: nice play
[CHAT] insan3_: Oh no
[CHAT] NARFNra: :( i don't have enough mana to do what i wanted to do
[CHAT] NARFNra: lavinia messed it up
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well ill just do this instead
NARFNra casts [Grab the Reins] targeting [Necroskitter] (Until end of turn, you gain control of target creature and it gains haste.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Charmbreaker Devils] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Charmbreaker Devils gets +4/+0 until end of turn.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i did say i wouldn't exile anything from necroskitter as part of our deal
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Cloudblazer] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
EternalParadox38 returns [Cloudblazer] to its owner's hand with [Crystal Shard]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: *cycles nmber obstructionist*
NARFNra's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: if i had one more mana i was going to try to blow up  something by sacrificing charmbreaker lmao
[CHAT] insan3_: '-'
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Necroskitter] onto the stack (Whenever a creature an opponent controls with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you may return that card...).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Necroskitter] onto the stack (Whenever a creature an opponent controls with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you may return that card...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeesh
[CHAT] NARFNra: the snakes
[CHAT] NARFNra: they arrive
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Dream Thief] onto the stack (When Dream Thief enters the battlefield, draw a card if you've cast another blue spell this turn.).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
[CHAT] Lucha: snake ville!
[CHAT] NARFNra: cant block tanglewurm tho :(( 
[CHAT] insan3_: Yeap
[CHAT] NARFNra: also the only one without a spires of orazca, pretty rough position to be in
NARFNra is being attacked by [Bellowing Tanglewurm].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: SUDDENLY SNAPBACK
[CHAT] NARFNra: jk
Turn 10: Lucha
[CHAT] NARFNra: as you can probably guess
[CHAT] NARFNra: grab the reins is real good fun to loop every turn with charmbreaker devils :)
Lucha plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] NARFNra: watch yet clock lucha
Lucha casts [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker].
[CHAT] Lucha: yeah
Turn 11: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Kumena's Awakening] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. If you have the city's blessing, instea...).
[CHAT] Lucha: pretty short
NARFNra draws a card with [Kumena's Awakening]'s ability.
NARFNra plays [Rocky Tar Pit].
[CHAT] NARFNra: alright gotta think
NARFNra activates an ability of [Dakra Mystic] ( Each player reveals the top card of his or her library. You may put the revealed cards into their...).
NARFNra reveals [Diluvian Primordial].
EternalParadox38 reveals [Consulate Crackdown].
insan3_ reveals [Splendid Agony].
Lucha reveals [Extractor Demon].
NARFNra chooses Draw for [Dakra Mystic].
Lucha draws a card with [Dakra Mystic]'s ability.
insan3_ draws a card with [Dakra Mystic]'s ability.
EternalParadox38 draws a card with [Dakra Mystic]'s ability.
NARFNra draws a card with [Dakra Mystic]'s ability.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Bad River] ( Search your library for an Island or Swamp card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle you...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: one mana too short :/ always how it seems to be huh
[CHAT] Lucha: :D
NARFNra casts [Diluvian Primordial].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Diluvian Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Extinguish All Hope], and [Grisly Spectacle] (When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target ...).
[CHAT] Lucha: extinguish all hope!
insan3_ casts [Splendid Agony] targeting [Diluvian Primordial] for 2.
EternalParadox38 casts [Long Road Home] targeting [Diluvian Primordial].
[CHAT] insan3_: oh man
[CHAT] NARFNra: the layers
NARFNra discards [Igneous Pouncer].
NARFNra cycles [Igneous Pouncer].
[CHAT] NARFNra: (i had to)
NARFNra reveals [Mountain].
insan3_'s [Splendid Agony] is countered because it has no legal targets.
[CHAT] insan3_: bye bye snakes
[CHAT] NARFNra: so necroskitter can't grab lavinia right
[CHAT] insan3_: Yeap
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: she doen't die
NARFNra casts [Grisly Spectacle] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability targeting [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker].
[CHAT] Lucha: spires maybe?
[CHAT] NARFNra: oops, did the order wrong
NARFNra casts [Extinguish All Hope] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability.
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.).
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah well doesnt matter
NARFNra's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue token.
NARFNra's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: obviously diluvian primordial should copy grab the reins 
NARFNra's [Grisly Spectacle] is countered because it has no legal targets.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Long Road Home] onto the stack (At the beginning of the next end step, return Diluvian Primordial to the battlefield under its own...).
[CHAT] insan3_: 1 card in my hand, nice
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Diluvian Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Diabolic Tutor], and [Grab the Reins] (When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target ...).
[CHAT] Lucha: mm... interesting...
[CHAT] insan3_: all my tutors
[CHAT] NARFNra: just exiling my grab the reins i suppose
EternalParadox38 casts [Grab the Reins] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability targeting [Diluvian Primordial] (Until end of turn, you gain control of target creature and it gains haste.).
EternalParadox38 casts [Diabolic Tutor] from the graveyard with [Diluvian Primordial]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: hastey boi
EternalParadox38 casts [Anticipate].
Turn 11: EternalParadox38
NARFNra activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i see that lavinia comin
NARFNra draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
EternalParadox38 casts [Mistmeadow Witch].
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh man the value
[CHAT] NARFNra: the brutal value of it all
[CHAT] insan3_: Outh
EternalParadox38 casts [Resolute Archangel].
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Resolute Archangel] onto the stack (When Resolute Archangel enters the battlefield, if your life total is less than your starting life...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: :(
[CHAT] Lucha: what!?
[CHAT] NARFNra: i always forget about that card being in this deck
insan3_ is being attacked by [Diluvian Primordial].
[CHAT] insan3_: I really am the punching bag
Lucha activates an ability of [Spires of Orazca] targeting [Diluvian Primordial] ( Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.).
[CHAT] insan3_: WOW
[CHAT] NARFNra: arch enemy mode has been engaged i guess
[CHAT] Lucha: Yes!
Turn 11: insan3_
insan3_ plays [Forest].
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: could you just not do that
[CHAT] NARFNra: no lavinia drop interestingly enough
insan3_ casts [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
[CHAT] Lucha: Insane will be killed by my vampire, not any random elemental!
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey insane what's your hand, im curious
[CHAT] insan3_: HAHAHA
[CHAT] insan3_: One swamp in my hand
[CHAT] NARFNra: such is life
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: This is why you always play blue
Turn 11: Lucha
Lucha casts [Extractor Demon].
Lucha plays [Island].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i cant do much vs 2 separate layers of flicker defense :/
Turn 12: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Kumena's Awakening] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. If you have the city's blessing, instea...).
NARFNra draws a card with [Kumena's Awakening]'s ability.
NARFNra plays [Island].
NARFNra casts [Volition Reins] targeting [Crystal Shard].
[CHAT] NARFNra: ugh yeah this doesn't even work
NARFNra activates an ability of [Rocky Tar Pit] ( Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle yo...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey lucha
[CHAT] NARFNra: got any instants
[CHAT] Lucha: sorry?
[CHAT] NARFNra: do you have any instant removal for resoluate archangel
[CHAT] Lucha: yes
[CHAT] Lucha: aah
[CHAT] Lucha: no
[CHAT] NARFNra: alright
[CHAT] NARFNra: guess this is all i can do then
NARFNra casts [Silumgar Monument].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Mistmeadow Witch] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
NARFNra casts [Diminishing Returns].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.).
NARFNra's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: here, cards
[CHAT] insan3_: WOW
[CHAT] insan3_: I'm live
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah
[CHAT] NARFNra: cant do much with mistmeadow mana online
[CHAT] NARFNra: a counter huh
[CHAT] Lucha: that spell is powerfull
NARFNra chooses the number 7.
NARFNra draws seven cards with [Diminishing Returns].
EternalParadox38 chooses the number 7.
EternalParadox38 draws seven cards with [Diminishing Returns].
insan3_ chooses the number 7.
insan3_ draws seven cards with [Diminishing Returns].
Lucha chooses the number 7.
Lucha draws seven cards with [Diminishing Returns].
[CHAT] NARFNra: there goes another primordia
Turn 12: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Mage-Ring Network].
[CHAT] Lucha: Turn for Nicol Bolas
[CHAT] Lucha: :D
[CHAT] insan3_: one minute pls
EternalParadox38 casts [Lavinia of the Tenth].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
[CHAT] Lucha: i had a counterspell for her in my old hand :D
NARFNra draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Lavinia of the Tenth] onto the stack (When Lavinia of the Tenth enters the battlefield, detain each nonland permanent your opponents con...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: i am sorry
NARFNra is being attacked by [Resolute Archangel].
insan3_ is being attacked by [Diluvian Primordial].
Lucha activates an ability of [Spires of Orazca] targeting [Diluvian Primordial] ( Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.).
Turn 12: insan3_
[CHAT] Lucha: A blinking deck with huge amount of mana is really a challenge,eh?
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah
[CHAT] NARFNra: brb a min sorry
[CHAT] insan3_: back
insan3_ plays [Swamp].
insan3_ casts [Nest of Scarabs].
[CHAT] NARFNra: back as well
[CHAT] insan3_: Lucha?
[CHAT] Lucha: wow!
[CHAT] Lucha: I was away 1 minute :D
insan3_ casts [Grim Affliction] targeting [Mistmeadow Witch].
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Mistmeadow Witch] targeting [Mistmeadow Witch] ( Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the begin...).
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Extractor Demon] onto the stack targeting EternalParadox38 ( Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player put the top 2 cards ...).
Lucha has lost connection to the game.
insan3_'s [Grim Affliction] is countered because it has no legal targets.
[CHAT] NARFNra: suddenly gather specimens ;)
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh dear
[CHAT] NARFNra: dont pass priority insane
[CHAT] NARFNra: lucha will time out if dc'd :(
[CHAT] insan3_: =S
[CHAT] NARFNra: although i guess time is a danger for all of us
insan3_ casts [Manglehorn].
Lucha joined the game.
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey insane what are you planning to target
[CHAT] Lucha: back!
[CHAT] NARFNra: wb
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Manglehorn] onto the stack targeting [Pyramid of the Pantheon] (When Manglehorn enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact.).
insan3_ casts [Glistening Oil] targeting [Extractor Demon].
[CHAT] insan3_: Smash
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mistmeadow Witch] onto the stack (Return Mistmeadow Witch to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next ...).
Turn 12: Lucha
Lucha plays [Island].
Lucha casts [Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker].
Turn 13: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Kumena's Awakening] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. If you have the city's blessing, instea...).
NARFNra draws a card with [Kumena's Awakening]'s ability.
[CHAT] NARFNra: hoo boy ok let's see
NARFNra casts [Word of Seizing] targeting [Mistmeadow Witch].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.).
NARFNra's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue token.
[CHAT] insan3_: WOW
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
NARFNra casts [Slave of Bolas] targeting [Resolute Archangel].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.).
NARFNra's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue token.
EternalParadox38 casts [Void Shatter] targeting [Slave of Bolas].
NARFNra casts [Spellshift] targeting [Void Shatter].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Trail of Evidence] onto the stack (Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate.).
NARFNra's [Trail of Evidence] creates a Clue token.
[CHAT] Lucha: fight!
[CHAT] NARFNra: let's spin the wheel
EternalParadox38 casts [Momentary Blink] targeting [Resolute Archangel].
[CHAT] NARFNra: well fuck
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Resolute Archangel] onto the stack (When Resolute Archangel enters the battlefield, if your life total is less than your starting life...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: oh well
[CHAT] NARFNra: i tried i guess
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Extractor Demon] onto the stack targeting EternalParadox38 ( Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player put the top 2 cards ...).
[CHAT] EternalParadox38: jokes on you, all my instants are blink spells and counters
NARFNra's [Slave of Bolas] is countered because it has no legal targets.
[CHAT] NARFNra: could have hit a sorcery
[CHAT] insan3_: Wait what
[CHAT] NARFNra: spellshift is reweave for instants/sorceries
Turn 13: EternalParadox38
EternalParadox38 plays [Island].
[CHAT] Lucha: Bolas turn :D
[CHAT] NARFNra: game's probably over now
NARFNra is being attacked by [Resolute Archangel], [Lavinia of the Tenth], and [Diluvian Primordial].
Lucha activates an ability of [Spires of Orazca] targeting [Diluvian Primordial] ( Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.).
[CHAT] Lucha: for me at least
[CHAT] Lucha: one minute! :D
NARFNra has been dealt 4 total damage by EternalParadox38's commander, [Lavinia of the Tenth].
Turn 13: insan3_
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Glistening Oil] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Nest of Scarabs] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create that many 1/1 black Insect creat...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Nest of Scarabs] creates an Insect token.
insan3_ plays [Grasping Dunes].
[CHAT] insan3_: Sorry narf
NARFNra is being attacked by [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
NARFNra discards [Igneous Pouncer].
NARFNra cycles [Igneous Pouncer].
NARFNra reveals [Swamp].
NARFNra has been dealt 10 total damage by insan3_'s commander, [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons].
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack targeting [Mistmeadow Witch] (Whenever Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter o...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: somehow i also doubt im going to be able to resolve anything
EternalParadox38 activates an ability of [Mistmeadow Witch] targeting [Mistmeadow Witch] ( Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the begin...).
Lucha puts triggered ability from [Extractor Demon] onto the stack targeting EternalParadox38 ( Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player put the top 2 cards ...).
insan3_'s Triggered ability from Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons is countered because it has no legal targets.
insan3_ casts [Decimator Beetle].
[CHAT] Lucha: Another way to fight a blink deck...
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Decimator Beetle] onto the stack targeting [Decimator Beetle] (When Decimator Beetle enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control.).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Nest of Scarabs] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create that many 1/1 black Insect creat...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
insan3_'s [Nest of Scarabs] creates an Insect token.
insan3_ activates an ability of [Grasping Dunes] targeting [Diluvian Primordial] ( Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token...).
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Nest of Scarabs] onto the stack (Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create that many 1/1 black Insect creat...).
insan3_'s [Nest of Scarabs] creates an Insect token.
insan3_'s [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons] creates a Snake token.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Mistmeadow Witch] onto the stack (Return Mistmeadow Witch to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next ...).
insan3_ casts [Second Harvest].
three Insect tokens.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Mistmeadow Witch] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
[CHAT] NARFNra: gg lucha
Turn 13: Lucha
Lucha has run out of time and has lost the match.
insan3_ puts triggered ability from [Glistening Oil] onto the stack (When Glistening Oil is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Glistening Oil to its own...).
Lucha is now a watcher.
[CHAT] Lucha: ah!
[CHAT] Lucha: finishing my phrase...
Turn 14: NARFNra
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Kumena's Awakening] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. If you have the city's blessing, instea...).
NARFNra draws a card with [Kumena's Awakening]'s ability.
NARFNra plays [Swamp].
[CHAT] Lucha: another way to fight a blink deck is to make your creatures not hitting theirs. Unblocable
[CHAT] NARFNra: then they just blink your creatures mid attack :(
NARFNra activates an ability of [Encroaching Wastes] targeting [Spires of Orazca] ( Destroy target nonbasic land.).
[CHAT] Lucha: auch!
NARFNra activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
[CHAT] Lucha: gg guys
[CHAT] Lucha: gotta go
NARFNra activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
[CHAT] insan3_: gg
[CHAT] Lucha: keep having fun!
NARFNra activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Clue] token ( Draw a card.).
NARFNra draws a card with [Clue] token's ability.
NARFNra activates an ability of [Crystal Shard] targeting [Mistmeadow Witch] ( Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.).
Lucha has stopped watching.
[CHAT] NARFNra: yeah it's over
NARFNra casts [Captivating Crew].
[CHAT] insan3_: Yeah
[CHAT] NARFNra: this is why people target you btw, it's really the only way people actually win
[CHAT] NARFNra: either you die early or you win the lategame
[CHAT] NARFNra: ['s how control works
EternalParadox38 casts [Momentary Blink] from the graveyard targeting [Diluvian Primordial].
NARFNra has conceded from the game.
NARFNra is now a watcher.
[CHAT] insan3_: GG
NARFNra has stopped watching.
EternalParadox38 puts triggered ability from [Diluvian Primordial] onto the stack targeting [Grim Affliction] (When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target ...).
ThrivingTurtle has started watching.
insan3_ has conceded from the game.
Winner: EternalParadox38
Game 1 Completed.
insan3_ has left the game.