Game 591684748

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Back_Alley_G joined the game.
TrotterTime joined the game.
NARFNra joined the game.
TrotterTime chooses to play first.
TrotterTime chooses [Isperia the Inscrutable] as their commander.
Maelstrom004 chooses [Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro] as their commander.
Back_Alley_G chooses [Wydwen, the Biting Gale] as their commander.
NARFNra chooses [Oros, the Avenger] as their commander.
TrotterTime keeps this hand.
Maelstrom004 mulligans to 7 cards.
Back_Alley_G keeps this hand.
NARFNra mulligans to 7 cards.
Maelstrom004 keeps this hand.
NARFNra mulligans to 6 cards.
[CHAT] NARFNra: 3 lands with no cards below 4 mana to 1 lander to 1 lander
NARFNra mulligans to 5 cards.
NARFNra keeps this hand.
Turn 1: TrotterTime
NARFNra put a card on the bottom of the library.
TrotterTime plays [Island].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: that sucks
[CHAT] NARFNra: 3 land 5 hand hand isnt too bad tho
Turn 1: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 plays [Desert of the Indomitable].
[CHAT] TrotterTime: same here i've got a 2 lander with nothing to cast
Turn 1: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] TrotterTime: good if i draw lands though as always
[CHAT] NARFNra: *3 five drops in a row*
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: i started with two land and 3cmc mana rock. just hopin to draw some more lands
Back_Alley_G plays [Vivid Marsh].
Turn 1: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Evolving Wilds].
[CHAT] NARFNra: those are the hands that make me want to run corrupted grafstone
[CHAT] NARFNra: even though its so bad
NARFNra activates an ability of [Evolving Wilds] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your ...).
[CHAT] TrotterTime: do we have Ulasht?
[CHAT] NARFNra: we do indeed
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's intense, ive been meaning to do it someday
[CHAT] TrotterTime: i smell a really bad pandemonium deck
[CHAT] TrotterTime: with saproling burst and the friends
Turn 2: TrotterTime
TrotterTime plays [Plains].
TrotterTime casts [Fog Bank].
[CHAT] NARFNra: saproling burst + confusion in the ranks
[CHAT] NARFNra: just steal a bunch of stuff with the tokens and the they all die
[CHAT] TrotterTime: we don't have ranks tho?
[CHAT] NARFNra: we do
Turn 2: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 plays [Forest].
Maelstrom004 casts [Kazandu Tuskcaller].
[CHAT] NARFNra: ive played it
[CHAT] TrotterTime: oh sweet
Turn 2: Back_Alley_G
[CHAT] NARFNra: we actually have like all the good chaos cards
Back_Alley_G plays [Swamp].
Turn 2: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: although we also have all the terrible ones like planar chaos
NARFNra plays [Molten Slagheap].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Molten Slagheap] ( Put a storage counter on Molten Slagheap.).
Turn 3: TrotterTime
[CHAT] NARFNra: well as long as i have a storage land i can eventually cast things
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: rg chaos deck would be fun
[CHAT] TrotterTime: ah
Turn 3: Maelstrom004
[CHAT] NARFNra: CAST WARP WORLD TWICE USING WORT
Maelstrom004 plays [Forest].
Maelstrom004 casts [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn].
[CHAT] NARFNra: HOW MANY ETB TRIGGERS CAN WE GET
[CHAT] Maelstrom004: enjoy
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: thanks!
[CHAT] NARFNra: so many elepants
[CHAT] TrotterTime: tyty
[CHAT] TrotterTime: totally not going to ramp into a 7 drop next turn
Turn 3: Back_Alley_G
Maelstrom004 puts triggered ability from [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player adds {GGG} to his or her mana pool. Until en...).
Back_Alley_G plays [Island].
Back_Alley_G casts [Silumgar Monument].
Back_Alley_G casts [Diabolic Tutor].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: just tutoring for mana
[CHAT] NARFNra: hmmmm
[CHAT] NARFNra: Suspicious....
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: or card draw ;)
[CHAT] NARFNra: hey trotter can you imagine if panglacial wurm was legal and you played it in wort
[CHAT] NARFNra: tutoring out like 50 forests also while im at it here s a 9/5
[CHAT] TrotterTime: that would be dope
[CHAT] TrotterTime: weirdest 4 mana ramp i've seen all day
Turn 3: NARFNra
Maelstrom004 puts triggered ability from [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player adds {GGG} to his or her mana pool. Until en...).
NARFNra plays [Drownyard Temple].
NARFNra casts [Ring of Renewal].
Turn 4: TrotterTime
Maelstrom004 puts triggered ability from [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player adds {GGG} to his or her mana pool. Until en...).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: that is some jank right there lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: this deck gets hellbent a lot so it's really {5}:draw 2 cards a lot of the time
[CHAT] NARFNra: which is slightly better value than serum tank
TrotterTime casts [Warden of Evos Isle].
[CHAT] NARFNra: also sometimes i just cast something for madness
Turn 4: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 puts triggered ability from [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player adds {GGG} to his or her mana pool. Until en...).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: ohh okay interesting, didn't realize it discarded first right away
[CHAT] NARFNra: if discard a card at random was a cost tho this would be so gone
[CHAT] NARFNra: honestly im just testing it though. 5 mana is still a bunch no matter how you shake it lol
[CHAT] NARFNra: shout out to warden of evos isle holding down the fort
[CHAT] NARFNra: fog bank is such a nice card
Maelstrom004 casts [Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro].
[CHAT] NARFNra: i like the gomazoa reprint-y like thing of it in zendikar
[CHAT] TrotterTime: one of the first cards i ever played tbh
Maelstrom004 casts [Haunted Cloak].
[CHAT] NARFNra: when i was new to mtg it just seemed so brutal
[CHAT] NARFNra: then i found out about goblin snowman and was like WHY DOES RED HAVE THIS TOO ah ice age
Maelstrom004 activates an ability of [Haunted Cloak] targeting [Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro] (Equip {1}).
Maelstrom004 casts [Viridian Lorebearers].
[CHAT] NARFNra: the spookiest card of them all
[CHAT] NARFNra: ive been meaning to run more silly mirrodin artifact hate
[CHAT] NARFNra: there's one that makes all artifacts cost 1 more for each artifact the controller controls i think
Turn 4: Back_Alley_G
Maelstrom004 puts triggered ability from [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player adds {GGG} to his or her mana pool. Until en...).
[CHAT] Maelstrom004: hum of the radix
[CHAT] NARFNra: yep
[CHAT] NARFNra: brutal
Back_Alley_G plays [Thawing Glaciers].
[CHAT] Maelstrom004: reverse affinity
[CHAT] NARFNra: did you diabolic tutor for glaciers backalley
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: maybe
[CHAT] NARFNra: legit
[CHAT] NARFNra: good stuff
[CHAT] NARFNra: i hope i draw a red mana source
Back_Alley_G casts [Wydwen, the Biting Gale].
[CHAT] TrotterTime: i hope i draw a mana source
Turn 4: NARFNra
Maelstrom004 puts triggered ability from [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player adds {GGG} to his or her mana pool. Until en...).
NARFNra plays [Plains].
[CHAT] NARFNra: thats not a red mana source but i guess it's alright
[CHAT] NARFNra: next turn then
NARFNra activates an ability of [Molten Slagheap] ( Put a storage counter on Molten Slagheap.).
NARFNra casts [Hazoret's Monument].
[CHAT] Maelstrom004: um, you can cast it now
[CHAT] NARFNra: i need double red
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I did search for glacieirs though
[CHAT] Maelstrom004: taking mana out of the storage land doesn't requrie tapping
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: ^
[CHAT] NARFNra: i always forget about that but that's ok ill do it next turn
[CHAT] NARFNra: it's 4 cmc so
Turn 5: TrotterTime
Maelstrom004 puts triggered ability from [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player adds {GGG} to his or her mana pool. Until en...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: hazoret's monument is a good card to just get down early anyway, i could theoretically just cast oros next turn if i wanted now
TrotterTime casts [Custodi Soulbinders].
Turn 5: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 puts triggered ability from [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player adds {GGG} to his or her mana pool. Until en...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: so what horrible thing will we say hello to now
Maelstrom004 casts [Trolls of Tel-Jilad].
[CHAT] NARFNra: ah
[CHAT] NARFNra: well there goes my plan
[CHAT] NARFNra: good luck killing sachiko yall
Maelstrom004 activates an ability of [Haunted Cloak] targeting [Trolls of Tel-Jilad] (Equip {1}).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Trolls of Tel-Jilad].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: what was your plan?
[CHAT] NARFNra: fateful showdown
[CHAT] NARFNra: 3 damage
Turn 5: Back_Alley_G
Maelstrom004 puts triggered ability from [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn] onto the stack (At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player adds {GGG} to his or her mana pool. Until en...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: not that that helps all that much vs a ramp deck but keeping sachiko off the battlefield as much as possible is generally the only way to not die turn 6
[CHAT] NARFNra: i seem to recall a certain deck droppiwaker of the wilds and animating a 26/26 forest with haste or something after a board wipe once
Back_Alley_G casts [Curse of the Swine] targeting [Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro], [Shizuko, Caller of Autumn], [Trolls of Tel-Jilad], and [Custodi Soulbinders]. (X is 4).
[CHAT] TrotterTime: ughhhhh
[CHAT] TrotterTime: i'm mana screwedddddd
Maelstrom004 activates an ability of [Viridian Lorebearers] targeting [Wydwen, the Biting Gale] ( Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts your opponents c...).
Back_Alley_G's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token under Maelstrom004's control.
Back_Alley_G's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token under Maelstrom004's control.
Back_Alley_G's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token under Maelstrom004's control.
Back_Alley_G's [Curse of the Swine] creates a Boar token under TrotterTime's control.
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
Turn 5: NARFNra
[CHAT] NARFNra: sighhhh
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: yeah, I was debating exiling the mana group hug one. maybe that was a bit extreme
NARFNra casts [Fateful Showdown] targeting [Viridian Lorebearers].
NARFNra discards [Burning-Fist Minotaur].
NARFNra discards [Flurry of Horns].
NARFNra discards [Warchanter of Mogis].
NARFNra draws three cards with [Fateful Showdown].
[CHAT] TrotterTime: slightly
Turn 6: TrotterTime
[CHAT] TrotterTime: ughhhh
TrotterTime casts [Aven Mimeomancer].
[CHAT] NARFNra: when pigs fly!
Turn 6: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 casts [Mul Daya Channelers].
[CHAT] NARFNra: mul-daya channelers is interesting, i was thinking about playing it in an impromptu raid deck
Turn 6: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G casts [Cultivator's Caravan].
Back_Alley_G plays [Thawing Glaciers].
Turn 6: NARFNra
NARFNra plays [Mountain].
NARFNra activates an ability of [Molten Slagheap] ( Put a storage counter on Molten Slagheap.).
NARFNra casts [Boros Keyrune].
Turn 7: TrotterTime
TrotterTime puts triggered ability from [Aven Mimeomancer] onto the stack targeting [Fog Bank] (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a feather counter on target creature. If you do, that...).
[CHAT] TrotterTime: ughhhh
TrotterTime discards [Master of Predicaments].
Turn 7: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 activates an ability of [Kazandu Tuskcaller] (Level up).
Maelstrom004 activates an ability of [Haunted Cloak] targeting [Mul Daya Channelers] (Equip {1}).
NARFNra is being attacked by [Mul Daya Channelers], [Boar] token, [Boar] token, [Boar] token, and [Kazandu Tuskcaller].
Turn 7: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Swamp].
Turn 7: NARFNra
NARFNra activates an ability of [Molten Slagheap]. (X is 1) ( Add X mana in any combination of {B} and/or {R}.).
NARFNra casts [Oros, the Avenger].
NARFNra puts triggered ability from [Hazoret's Monument] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.).
NARFNra discards [Wayfarer's Bauble].
NARFNra draws a card with [Hazoret's Monument]'s ability.
Turn 8: TrotterTime
TrotterTime puts triggered ability from [Aven Mimeomancer] onto the stack targeting [Boar] token (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a feather counter on target creature. If you do, that...).
TrotterTime plays [Plains].
TrotterTime casts [Afterlife] targeting [Oros, the Avenger].
TrotterTime's [Afterlife] creates a Spirit token under NARFNra's control.
[CHAT] NARFNra: that's nice of you
[CHAT] TrotterTime: nothing personal ;)
[CHAT] NARFNra: sorry that was probably a little annoyin to say i just wanted to not get hit by a 5/5 trampler 
[CHAT] TrotterTime: i'll owe you one
[CHAT] NARFNra: maybe if im alive in 2 turns
Turn 8: Maelstrom004
[CHAT] TrotterTime: if i can hit lands i can protect
Maelstrom004 activates an ability of [Kazandu Tuskcaller] (Level up).
[CHAT] TrotterTime: i forgot your life total
Maelstrom004 activates an ability of [Kazandu Tuskcaller] ( Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.).
Maelstrom004's [Kazandu Tuskcaller] creates an Elephant token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: for what it's worth
Maelstrom004 activates an ability of [Haunted Cloak] targeting [Elephant] token (Equip {1}).
[CHAT] NARFNra: back alley is now the most threatening at the table
[CHAT] NARFNra: maelstrom isn't drawing lands for anything
[CHAT] NARFNra: back alley has 6 cards and a reanimator deck with 7 mana
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I just have a measily 3/3 though ;)
NARFNra is being attacked by [Elephant] token, [Mul Daya Channelers], [Boar] token, [Boar] token, and [Boar] token.
[CHAT] NARFNra: so that's 12 damage
[CHAT] NARFNra: i take at least 9
[CHAT] Maelstrom004: yeah, i'm like 5 turns away from casting stuff
[CHAT] NARFNra: even if i play a creature im dead the next turn 
[CHAT] NARFNra: so im just going to concede now
NARFNra has conceded from the game.
NARFNra is now a watcher.
[CHAT] TrotterTime: ah i'm sorry narf
[CHAT] NARFNra: s all good, i should have played more stuff if i didnt want that to happen
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
[CHAT] NARFNra: good luck beating artisan of kozilek or stormtide leviathan though
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
Turn 8: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G plays [Swamp].
Back_Alley_G casts [Kuro, Pitlord].
[CHAT] NARFNra: or that
[CHAT] NARFNra: and you thought ID wrath your board
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Kazandu Tuskcaller] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Mul Daya Channelers] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Mul Daya Channelers] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Aven Mimeomancer] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Turn 9: TrotterTime
[CHAT] TrotterTime: wow gg
TrotterTime has conceded from the game.
TrotterTime is now a watcher.
Turn 9: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 casts [Chariot of Victory].
Turn 9: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Kuro, Pitlord] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Kuro, Pitlord unless you pay {BBBB}.).
Back_Alley_G plays [Thawing Glaciers].
Maelstrom004 is being attacked by [Wydwen, the Biting Gale].
Maelstrom004 has been dealt 3 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Wydwen, the Biting Gale].
Turn 10: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 casts [Orochi Sustainer].
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: gg
Maelstrom004 activates an ability of [Chariot of Victory] targeting [Orochi Sustainer] (Equip {1}).
Back_Alley_G casts [Sudden Spoiling] targeting Maelstrom004.
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Orochi Sustainer] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Orochi Sustainer] ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Elephant] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Elephant] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Boar] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Boar] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Boar] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Boar] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Boar] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Kuro, Pitlord] targeting [Boar] token ( Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.).
Turn 10: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Kuro, Pitlord] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Kuro, Pitlord unless you pay {BBBB}.).
Back_Alley_G plays [Island].
Maelstrom004 is being attacked by [Kuro, Pitlord] and [Wydwen, the Biting Gale].
Maelstrom004 has been dealt 6 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Wydwen, the Biting Gale].
Turn 11: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 casts [Enshrined Memories]. (X is 2).
Maelstrom004 reveals 2 cards with [Enshrined Memories]: [Nantuko Shaman] and [Blighted Woodland].
Maelstrom004 puts [Nantuko Shaman] into their hand with with [Enshrined Memories].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Thawing Glaciers] ( Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffl...).
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Thawing Glaciers] onto the stack (Return Thawing Glaciers to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next cleanup step.).
Turn 11: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Kuro, Pitlord] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Kuro, Pitlord unless you pay {BBBB}.).
Back_Alley_G casts [Nightscape Familiar].
Back_Alley_G plays [Thawing Glaciers].
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Cultivator's Caravan] (Crew 3).
Maelstrom004 is being attacked by [Kuro, Pitlord] and [Cultivator's Caravan].
Turn 12: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 casts [Wolf-Skull Shaman].
Maelstrom004 activates an ability of [Haunted Cloak] targeting [Wolf-Skull Shaman] (Equip {1}).
Back_Alley_G casts [Voidmage Husher].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Voidmage Husher] onto the stack targeting Haunted Cloak (When Voidmage Husher enters the battlefield, counter target activated ability.).
Turn 12: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Kuro, Pitlord] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Kuro, Pitlord unless you pay {BBBB}.).
Back_Alley_G activates an ability of [Cultivator's Caravan] (Crew 3).
Maelstrom004 is being attacked by [Kuro, Pitlord], [Cultivator's Caravan], and [Wydwen, the Biting Gale].
[Wolf-Skull Shaman] blocks [Kuro, Pitlord].
Maelstrom004 has been dealt 9 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Wydwen, the Biting Gale].
Turn 13: Maelstrom004
Maelstrom004 plays [Forest].
Maelstrom004 casts [Circle of Elders].
Back_Alley_G casts [Dissipate] targeting [Circle of Elders].
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Voidmage Husher] onto the stack (Whenever you cast a spell, you may return Voidmage Husher to its owner's hand.).
[CHAT] TrotterTime: why did kuro not just kill the skull shaman?
Turn 13: Back_Alley_G
Back_Alley_G puts triggered ability from [Kuro, Pitlord] onto the stack (At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Kuro, Pitlord unless you pay {BBBB}.).
[CHAT] Back_Alley_G: I thought the demon had flying honestly so didn't bother. didn't realize until block
[CHAT] Maelstrom004: who knows, but hey 13 turns 4 lands
Maelstrom004 is being attacked by [Nightscape Familiar], [Kuro, Pitlord], and [Wydwen, the Biting Gale].
Maelstrom004 has been dealt 12 total damage by Back_Alley_G's commander, [Wydwen, the Biting Gale].
Winner: Back_Alley_G
Game 1 Completed.
Maelstrom004 has left the game.
NARFNra has stopped watching.
TrotterTime has stopped watching.